http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RswmBVCF2H Taking requests
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RswmBVCF2H
Taking requests
>>713176890
Say "Alex is a stupid fucking nigger"
>>713176890
say how much you like sucking mod cock and guzzling mod cum
>>713177760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1usBcsdQ1GJ
(DISCLAIMER: I love black people and would never want to harm them, emotionally or otherwise)
Say "I rate MrSkeletal 9 out of 11" for a video.
>>713177777
nice
>>713177777
DAMN!!
Please say this for my friend: "Tonga, you are a fucking pussy"
Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.
>>713177777
Checked
>>713177953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LTyjbAgEN5
>>713177777
OP can't refuse this one.
>>713177777
Check 'em
>>713178062
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LTyjbAgEN5
Thanks!
>>713178011
Do it
>>713178011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s121JKr3hiaV
>>713177777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1htQqnDXb1B
If OP won't I will
>>713177777
>>713177777
>>713177777
Had to whisper cause my parents are about
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO2Te23clf
>>713177777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0woJKdlYnqB
>>713178349
>she actually did it
Well then i guess my post is wrong now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BLI16vms51
>>713178349
Open is not a faggot
>>713178349
nice post OP
Talk about being white
>>713178505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j9Yoc19Ebx
>>713178349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fATolvj7ri
"Mister, will you pleeease fuck me? I need it. I'll let you have my little sister too."
tell me im not a useless piece of human trash
>>713176890
talk about how trump makes your pussy wet
>>713178674
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eNONwFGkMw
>>713178794
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bH6yeDCZFP
>>713178676
>FIRST
>>713178927
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lx6uLRv2Gf
Talk about how you want Nick Wildes big fat fox cock inside your pussy
>>713176890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kS7WkekRHa
OP! Say: "Gustav, you are the best in live-bunker!"
>>713179081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t0b9ws8s1o
>>713179124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01GfHGx2rI7
>>713179226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FJh3VHjF07
How did I do on the accent?
>>713176890
say this:
HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!
HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL
GOOD MEME
SORRY I MEAN
GREAT MEME
GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!
NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XD
LE UPBOAT
XD
WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
>>713179431
>>713179287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hwwnHqGvQx
>>713179356
Fucking perfect
>>713176890
Say 'little n beats'
>>713177777
Fuck you
>>713179551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aWhnNgzkOp
The real insurance voice
>>713176890
Tea?
>>713179705
Say 'fox beats'
>>713178729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nZPgEhICYC
>>713179779
Wrong person. Sorry I need op to say it
>>713179779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S9zYmOTyum
>>713179877
I did it anyways
>>713177777
FUCKING WINRAR
>>713179705
damn nigga $35 for car, home, boat, cat, and volcano insurance!? sold
>>713179877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FUC1daCjTu
>>713179402
Awful i can do a better one than you.
>>713179226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JsnQCpTM93
>>713179705
is good
>>713179923
Talk about how you've just found the "godMeme" and that you are now gonna save humanity with said meme.
>>713179965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s070IaW6UjPe
>>713179815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NmUcdptXsE
>>713180027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SWjTYfRRFn
"I love your black dick. I want you to fuck my little pussy until you shoot your cum deep inside me"
Guys wanna hear my hank hill impression?
>>713180241
Yes
>>713180284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A8fn0hCxQQ
Is Op dead or something?
>>713179974
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JsnQCpTM93
reply this please >>713179226
Oooohh.... brianne, you're liking this your chubby slut aren't you? you're so fucking soaked downstairs. Is it watch your birth control going down the drain? ...Or maybe it is having the big fucking pale cow tits of yours pulled on to see if you are finaaallyyy making milk like I ordered you to? Maybe having that fat arse slapped and spanked by another girl does it for you. Or maybe getting fucked by my raw cock bare and unprotected is making you a mess...a posh girl like you probably didn't know that I have both sets downstairs, did you?
Ahhh...I think I know brianne...you like feeling full of cum. You wanna be a fucking hucow! Take it Brianne, you fucking breeding cow, take every drop. Ovulate and get that plump, soft, tummy even fucking bigger. Oh? well, I thought if you like biscuits and sweets takeaways so much, you may as well make whore milk to go with them. I wanna feel my baby kick while you breastfeed me in a few months...cum on my cock you plump tart , because I'm fucking cumming in you again, my lovely baby factory .
"Maybach music"
>>713180229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wbOemZzQeN
>>713179226
>>713180414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1msoB3ANW5Z
>>713180414
The columbine school shooter Dylan has just found you. Beg for mercy.
>>713180468
this please >>713179226
>>713176890
Say papa Fever your too small
>>713180451
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pgmMQPh9PZ
>>713178246
Fucking KEK
>>713180229
Got your back anon:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QHrKG72enY
>>713180666
Demonic Trips
>>713180636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G04LBUNnfz
>>713180468
Oh my god that was so hot that I'm begging you to make a throwaway email so I can give you my skype and we can stay in touch. Lol
OP, can you whisper: "Daddy, you have to be quiet or mom will wake up... You gonna cum? It's OK, shoot your cum into your baby girl."
inb4 1000 dudes reading this shit
>>713180666
Satanic trips
I do to, and I was cracking up as well. (also, mine is a med student with a focus on pediatrics. what does yours do?)
>>713180666
>>713180881
*cracking up as I was writing it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ZmyiMaoOp
How do i get better with my ominous evil guy laugh?
>>713180780
Chuckled
>>713180871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CgB40eNdl4
>>713181026
Op is kidnapped by ISIS confirmed
>>713181026
hnng!
>>713180881
She's a psyche major so I'm glad to know that there are multiple chubby Briannes in the world
>>713180780
"um this is gonna be hard to explain, but..... I sent 100,000 pictures of my ass to the NSA"
>>713181227
tbh, bro I have never actually seen a living skinny brianne
>>713181234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12GpSpQLXkm
>>713181328
There was one skinny one that I went to high school with but mostly the skinny ones have been Brianna's instead of Brianne's
Sieg heil! I love Hitler!
>>713176890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XBZQJK3tJc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RLC4lNGjHm
>>713176890
Don't be scared, let it happen. Big sisters always do this when they get to baby sit. besides, Mom said that you aren't going to get a baby brother or sister, and I know that you want one sooooo bad.
>>713181382
I Rate MrSkeletal a 9/11, no a 0/10 learn to spell mate.
(For Video)
"Why you never pick up the phone?"
>>713181719
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lz8WdoEDQA
Cringe
>>713181382
Do you wanna play a game? Wait no stop don't take the trap off, fuck now how am i gonna master bait?
>>713181914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12H70cOJRq0
>>713181934
For some reason i read this as "why you never pick up phone" and instantly thought of a shitty chinese accent.
>>713182167
That's what i was trying to do, you just fucked up my whole plan, thank you so much (You)
>>713181934
>>713182167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QmwPjz5Ii2
I got reminded of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdUq1goaeBQ
>>713182379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07v8D1aYVIt
Sorry
OP Please
Say "willy has the best fucking dick in the world, I would fucking die for his dick and albert can eat a giant pile of shit"
>>713182480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G1aObvksv5
I need a rather sultry voice to say "It's me, Diantha. You remember right? Well, now's your chance to fuck me in my tight hole and fill me with your hot cum"
>>713182634
FUCK yeah THANKS so much, this is the best
Say, "Jonathan, I am bout to cum." Also, why you doing this OP?
OP Please say "Willy has the worst dick in the fucking world, it is tiny, short, that's why I am cheating on him with this guy Hugh Mongous, now that's a nice dick"
>>713182734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pp8c9dPpeW
OP can you say "I want you to cum in my pussy"
>>713176890
Soooo...I thought you meant something completely different when you said you wanted to put creampies in my hot oven.
Though, knowing that you are a dessert chef is pretty cool
>>713182734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wRp2Obe2ny
OP, give me an unimpressed cuckening:
"Is that it? Wow, it's soo big..."
>>713182959
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wRp2Obe2ny
lmao
>>713182934
Wtf dude , she already said my dick was the best
>>713176890
requesting you say a bunch of cursewords and lewd things that you just love a chance saying
>>713182959
Thanks Anon, for the laugh
>>713183019
Thanks Anon, for the boner
>>713183027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AXRywoQnWJ
>>713183399
>thanks for the laugh
Anytime brother, if you wanna request anything from me i'm open.
>>713183618
Could you say "I'm the traysh man, I throw garbage everywhere and then I eat it. Everyone loves it" in that accent please?
>>713183438
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AXRywoQnWJ
"Gustav, you are so cute, don't care about the losers of live-bunker"
Tell me my dicks lil
>>713183618
Goddamn it kirk, I told you not to fuck that purple alien that looked like a goodamn hooker...she had claws for hands. Ensign Mcgregor exploded into some demon monster after and that inquisitor chick had to kill it somehow, and she is godamn pissed.
>>713184068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jtwagzIvuw
Is there another fem anon in this thread, or at least an anon who can convincingly pass off as a fem anon, who can talk in a regular volume voice?
>>713183972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TifTDF4XNk
>>713184151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MkMbyfZDcg
i might have done a sloppy job on this one, sorry if so.
>>713176890
You know why I prefer going on long walks in the woods with my lovely doggie than hunting for a boyfriend?
Pure Pupper pleasure doesn't cause pregnancy
>>713184633
good enough, thank ya
bonus if you get both refs
>>713184424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lnr16sMAWf
OP can you say "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah"?
>>713184424
I can be a femanon for you ;^)
the entire bee movie script please.
>>713185085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08rCnK0w4oX
>>713184841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G7WEZRtm0a
>>713185135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tuJufmml7v
>>713184968
The first one is danny devito not sure what show it was from, feel like it was sunny in philidelphia or some shit.
Second one sounds extremely familiar but i really can't think of it.
>>713185536
40k ref. demons and inquistors...IN SPACE
the song from those old crossfire commercials.
>>713185723
>40k ref
Warhammer yea?
>>713185295
lmao thanks
>>713185108
>>713185082
As long as anyone can do it convincingly
Could you say "Woah, you're packing this? Wait until we tell all the girls back at the guild that Cana and Mirajane just got done fucking the biggest dick"
Cana pronounced "Cah-Nah"
Mirajane pronounced "Meer-Rah-Jane"
op read "Gustav, i want a life with you, i want your body next to me, give me everything, i will be your wife"
>>713185536
1st one is infact Danny Devito from It's Always Sunny. I just wanted to see if you could do it because your voice reminded me of it. Thanks man
>>713186228
No problem buddy, i'm glad you guys liked my voice.
>>713185738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oG9GzOsMiH
>>713176890
Don't give me that look, you put yourself in this situation. You shouldn't have stolen my boyfriends virginty with drugs.
Now stop struggling, that funnel is not coming out of your fanny, and if you keep going, I won't tell WHO and WHAT contributed to this pint of cum
>>713185896
aye. Kirk is from star trek though
>>713186047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ddC5TWLqgA
>>713186555
>trips
I never watched star trek tbh.
>>713184109
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxYqKtfRH3
>>713186647
I appreciate the effort Anon, but that's not quite what i'm looking for. I need a little bit more femininity.
>>713182907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AHEZQ5sTZi
>>713187059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GIQSSWoao8
>>713186480
YOU GET CAUGHT UP IN IT!!!
CROSSFIRE
>>713182907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bJjM6fsZzt
>>713186480
fuck yes! thanks anon.
dotafish-sama give me your love mayonaise
say "Chase, you're a fucking autist."
>>713187332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KGHNNI83lh
>>713187287
I like my steak rare, close to raw :)
>>713187438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04KBt5GJNGv
>>713187432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lAYxfbrhIX
>>713187207
Thanks for the laugh Anon. I wasn't specifcally asking for you to be more feminine, I just meant others. Its 2 am where I am and your monotone voice is killing me and i'm trying not wake everyone up
>>713187767
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xy4XNIAC8S
>>713187758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VXr8u2j0AC
>>713187767
>tfw can't keep the voice going without cracking
feels sad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13NlRPWF9d0
>>713188170
It's all good
>>713188170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eADWAF33Ov
op record this >>713186086
>>713189152
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YsGdFTMnNk
>>713188459
Thanks fam it was hard as fuck to get it just to that level.
>>713188616
I actually really like my voice, but as an impressionist being able to do both genders is a god tier accomplishment.
>>713189426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HQJPZ84EFp
>>713189540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HK99BVlh5e
Hopefully i will get better.
>>713176890
hey, tits are made for milking, not manhandling. If you are going to be rough, I'll kick you out and use breastpumps to get off.
>>713189784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01V8WiovNVB
>>713189980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NzqFPanXHp
>>713190134
fuckin lol
sounds like what the bouncer at the brothel would say
>>713190273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nz9NiGXY3K
>>713190134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ijdEnNKIhO
>>713190691
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OzZAQ1HVaY
Can you say "Jamal is a retarded loser"
>>713190952
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tJsxakv0yu
>>713190958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qGoa3XpVo0
>>713191121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19e0CDDnl2N
>>713190958
Haha, thanks
>>713191248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aKrFtnhcmC
>>713191630
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AaF7JPbOxe
>>713191821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HDCXNf1nb1
Hey there waifu
Please say "You love it you cucks, BBC gene, every spectacle of her pussy being thrusted, keep saying nigger you love it"
>>713192000
http://vocaroo.com/i/s110oPupIYHC
>>713192166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nrnwk3exOp
Do you have skype
>>713192263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OeHU3KhNmT
I do indeed
>>713192395
Give skype
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aHkrHzz3Li
>>713192546
>>713192395
If you two become a comedy duo, link the thread archive in your history of how you started
>>713192546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bAckVF6QVR
Skype is my name but fuck it stevemiles1234
>>713192853
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14TQ33kmH5r
>>713193314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ws129srWq1
>>713193476
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bnnPWUqAiv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WTmfGmAzvS
takeing request
>>713193595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03yPcQ0vBLC
>>713193799
i get it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nf5E7SwPCE
>>713193961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pjcRdsWZUK
>>713194236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zxQN1PO3FD
Someone please say "Does this mage not have living bomb?"
>>713194422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cNldhuo1em
>>713194591
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tfd6L2X6Yv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03KXJcf3XDC
>>713194900
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iqSxyec5Wr
