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Secrets thread continued.

post your secrets and confessions , /b/
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>>713128463


>>713128501
Dads.
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continued from >>713102714
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>>713128463
I'm a girl pretending to be a guy on 4chan
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>>713128463
i hate niggers
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>>713128653
tits
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>>713128463
>>713128561
>oh... any experience since? you like erotica or loli?

Yeah it was ongoing for 3-4 years. I like both. Stories really get me going and I come to /b/ for Loli threads.
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>>713128614
how old were girls? Pics or movies? Where did you see it?
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>>713128653
do you think it's working?
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I'm a guy pretending to be a girl on 4chan
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>>713128752
you also like dad stuff mainly? Ever roleplayed it as an adult?
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There is this girl at work, who seems to be somewhat into me.
Overly friendly, mildly flirty, ask family and friends about me

But, she has a BF, and is like 25. (i'm 20)

I know that I should try to keep my distance to a degree, but she is just too tempting. Being the good kinda chubby and all
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I'm restoring my foreskin
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>>713128879
I've done age play but not daddy daughter stuff.
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When I was 15 I have oral sex to a 9yo girl quite a few times. No one else knew until a couple years later.
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>>713128952
It will never be the same anon...
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>>713128463
I stick knex up my ass every day.
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>>713128754
She was 12
Pics and movies
On his laptop
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>>713128866
>secret
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>>713128866
Or are you a girl pretending to be a guy, who's pretending to be a girl?
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>>713129130
ever use the wheels?
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>>713129038

It's the best I can get. I know I'll never get the full sensation but at least I'll get the functionality back
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I always say "I'm not going to show anyone" when I take pictures of girls. I always do.
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>>713128988
nice dubs. How young did you play and did it work for you?
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>>713129236
Yes, my bleeding asshole doesn't deter me though
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>>713129164
one girl? Who is 'he'? And what was she doing in the pics?

And did you like what you saw?
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I am black and made a huge deal about voting for Hillary to all of my friends, and neighbors. I even got some white pussy by volunteering for some polling thing with the democrats in new york.

I still voted for Donald Trump, I'm not really sure why
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>>713129298
show us more
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>>713129298
>>713129487

oops, meant to upload this one
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>>713129269
That's true... You'll at least halt the desensitization and you won't have to worry about lube ever again.

Are they just going to graft some tissue from your butt cheek or something for it?
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>>713129407
>one girl?
Yes

>Who is 'he'? And what was she doing in the pics?
My dad, and she is giving him head
>And did you like what you saw?
Idk. Kinda.
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I take trips to SE Asia and fuck girls on holiday on the regular. I'm so glad ass implants are a thing, they never used to have curves, but they do now
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>>713129298
In all fairness the quality makes it impossible to tell who the fuck it is.
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i'm not human
i'm a disappointment
surprised?
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>>713128463
I liked Dragon Ball GT.
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>>713129558
YOUR dad? Wow that's a whole other level.

Who was the girl? Did your dad show them to you or did you just find them on his computer?
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>>713129643
yeah, I got this gopro knock off as a gift and it's totally shit in low light.
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>>713129702
fucking monster
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I killed a nigger for posting stupid shit like his address, etc. Not such a tough guy with the rifle up your ass.
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>>713129702
you are the worst .
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>>713129709
>YOUR dad? Wow that's a whole other level.
>Who was the girl?
My Cousin

>Did your dad show them to you or did you just find them on his computer?
I found them
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I have a drinking problem. No one in my family knows
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Well, now. Should I message her again this weekend? Hopefully it could prove that I meant it when I said that we should talk more often, and maybe she'll take the hint as start reaching out As well?
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>>713129553

No I use the TLC tugger. It works in the same way how scenefags stretch their earlobes.

I use the garter strap over my shoulder when I sleep. On the knee is too uncomfortable.

Mine should be fully "restored" in 5 years and I'm about a year and a half in.
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>>713129335
The youngest I played was 4. Worked great for me.
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>>713129824
Damn man, what's the fps on that thing? I think you might have got ripped off.
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I really love Nickelback
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I let my nieces shower with me when they stay at my place.
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>>713130176
it's garbage, but it was some random gift from someone. Probably just a re-gift or something
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>>713129996
Holy fuck, does that actually exist and does it actually work?
I've still got my foreskin so I've never looked into anything like this, but this is new to me.
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>>713129916
does he know? Did you ever talk to her about it?

how old is she now?
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>>713130457
And they are in their teens.
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>>713130538
not yet
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>>713130513
>does he know?
Fuck No.

>Did you ever talk to her about it?
No

>how old is she now?
16
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>>713130500
/b is so educational
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>>713130486
I suppose it's better than nothing...
Still, I think you can get a much better cam for around 50$ if you ever get the spare cash, I think it would be worth it.
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12660 Medfield Drive, Houston, TX
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Ray Julien
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>>713129621
not me but, we do this pretty often
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>>713128614
What was the post? What did it say?
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>>713130799
You got dubs, so carry on.
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>>713129621


Heading to Thailand for the first time in January, glad to hear nice asses will be available
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>>713130070
mm that's a fun play age, all curious and small and everything is new and exciting. A grownup can have lots of fun with you.

you like similar in loli? Thought you said 7-9
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>>713130500

Yep. Actually I get full coverage when flaccid while wearing underwear. It still looks almost exactly the same but feels so different with more skin. It's really interesting to experience the difference. Masturbation feels so much better too. Haven't had sex since I've started though so I can't comment on that though

Will post pics of my journey when it's all done and I get full coverage when erect. Will take some time due to 7" penis but I will deliver.

Someone screenshot this I will deliver. Remember me.
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>>713130663
Wow, I wonder if he ever fucked her.

Did he ever do anything with you?

You've never seen mom daughter stuff then?
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>>713128653
I do this a lot.
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>>713130706
oh yeah I've got a great cam, but I just didn't get to shoot a few girls with it. Which is a shame cause they were fucking freaks.
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>>713131305
pretend how?
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>>713131003
yeah dude, it's fucking bananas. So cheap. So fucking fun. You can live like a king. Just wrap it up.
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>>713128463
I baked a cum cake for my gf and her family before I dumped her for cheating on me
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"Thigh" land. Kek.
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>>713131173
Wow, I bet a lot of circumcised guys would be interested in the results.
I say publish that shit in the name of science when you've completed it.
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>>713131333
Are these trips ... Or dubatrips ... Or tripadubdubs ... I CANT DO IT!
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>>713131189
>Wow, I wonder if he ever fucked her.
Yes
>Did he ever do anything with you?
Yes, not going to talk about it.

>You've never seen mom daughter stuff then?
Nothing real.
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>>713131333
>>713131840
he's going magnum. checkd
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>>713132240
>not going to talk about it

Different Anon, but ... Because it wasn't consensual, or because it was real good for you, or ...?

I'd like to know the broad category you put that experience into.
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>>713132240
you started by sharing your experiences when you were 11. Why are those with your dad different?

Mom daughter is pretty awesome... so I hear.
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I once put chopsticks up my ass.
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>>713132496
>Because it wasn't consensual, or because it was real good for you
It was not consensual.

>>713132568
It was not consensual
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>>713132625
why? chopsticks are too thin
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>>713132770
maybe he was constipated and had to break the poop into smaller pieces
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Got my sister into prostitution.
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>>713132645
understood. Was this before or after your 11yo adventures?

Are you generally ok now?
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>>713132240
how do you know that he fucked your cousin?
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>>713132645
I wondered. Sorry to hear that happened.

I post in these threads sometimes that I forced myself onto the family dog.

Not the first time, but by the time I was fourteen I'd irrevocably lost her trust because I couldn't -- didn't want to -- stop.

I think my dog forgave me before cancer took her. But I had a hard time forgiving myself.

You'll recover better if you can forgive him -- even if he hasn't apologized sincerely .. or can't, because he's gone already.

Forgiveness is about you, not them or what they did, as you no doubt have heard, Anon.
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I downloaded some cp from deepweb will I go to jail? I'm scared
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>>713128653
fake tits or GTFO
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I have sexual fantasies about killing people sometimes. I take pleasure in hurting things- usually this consists of tearing legs off of insects and things and watching them squirm. Moths are particularly fun. I also enjoy mild animal abuse- choking, etc.

I caught a tiny lizard today, probably going to kill it. Still deciding what to do with it, so I have it in a little plastic container for now.
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>>713132995
After.
And Im good I guess.

>>713133001
He told me

>>713133067
>You'll recover better if you can forgive him
He shot himself.
I feel nothing to him.
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>>713133103
not if you're careful. Don't be dumb.

what was in it?
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>>713128463
I have a massive crush on my house mates sister. She is just so fucking adorable. And not only that, she literally is the nicest, kindest and sweetest person I've ever met. I've not seen her and talked to her too many times, only when she visit my house mate with her family. I try to talk to her on FB though. It's just everytime shes been here and left, I just feel so sad for some reason, almost depressed. Why? She's amazing, but I dont even know her that well, why do I feel like that..
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>>713133143
How about not be a douche and make a little place for lizardbro to live
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>>713133143
thats cool but why not just kill humans?
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>>713133153
you ever talk to your cousin about what you found?
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>>713133153
>feel nothing for him

Forgiveness is about you. Not the stories you tell to excite ... it's about who you see in the mirror, and how that reminds you of those times.

If you let it, and him, go ... you won't need to hide behind so much makeup; the mirror won't hurt as much.
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>>713133187 just a few short clips of bj's
how can I be more careful
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>>713129996
>Mine should be fully "restored" in 5 years and I'm about a year and a half in.
How does it look so far? N-No homo.
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I traded my pussy for an iphone to an old man off cl.
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>>713133153
in what context did he tell you?

Did you look up Renpet btw?
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>>713133143
I can relate to the first part, and in hurting people rest of it though nah
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>>713133267
I might, he's kinda cute and all that. Not sure what he eats though, pretty certain he isn't native to where I am so who knows where he came from.

Or I might cut his legs off, who knows?
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>>713133433
how old were the girls doing the blowing?

Tails, secure OS, encrypted containers etc.
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>>713133468
>in what context did he tell you?
When he was raping me

>Did you look up Renpet btw?
Not yet.
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>>713133463
Ashamed that it is not an android
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>>713133553
idk 5 - 13
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>>713133299
Risky business, that. If I knew I wouldn't get caught I would probably end up trying it. My biggest fantasy is probably putting a girl in a vacbed sort of thing without an air supply or a plastic bag and sucking all the air out, and watching her suffocate.
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When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
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In first grade I used to put my dick into the water of the urinal and just flush it constantly cause I liked the way the water felt.
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>>713133584
fuck. That's awful anon. We can change the topic.

Fantasy is at least fun. That and mom/daug..
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>>713128463
I have multiple relationships most of the time, not just like cheater with random people.
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>>713133649
did you like it?
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>>713134178
ya kinda
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>>713128463
When I was 13 I showed 4 younger boys the joys and results from masturbation and more.
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>>713134336
cum to it?
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If Anx is here, sorry if I went too far.
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>>713134389
ya
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>>713134338
jerked them off?
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>>713128463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqERTCZsr4g
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>>713133584
>>713133942

So what's the hottest mom-daughter scenario you ever read?
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>Be 20 with 17 girl cousin
>Be arabs
Last year's summer i made out and dryhumped once with my firsthand cousin which i meet on a yearly basis,she was my first.
This summer she visited again and I lost my virginity to her after rubbing her out and drysexing for like 4 nights in a row of her 10 days stay.
>17 yr old cousin is not a virgin what the fuck.
I'll admit i came 30 seconds in and the minute i stopped cumming she was like "congratz anon u just lost ur virginity" and giggled.
>Begin the cousin porn browsing addiction
>Fuck
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After my wife passed my daughter and I got really close. We eventually started making out and making each other cum through her jacking me off and me fingering her. We've progressed to sex and it's the best sex of our lives. We both agree. No one came make me cum harder and she says she's never had multiple orgasms with anyone other than me. It's fucked up but the sex is so amazing and she's so fucking sexy. Had to get this off my chest some how. Pic related.
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>>713134737
demonstrated and assisted
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>>713130070
Ever seen the real thing?
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>>713133500
if you do keep him, which you should, most likely crickets or similar.
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>>713135047
Yeah, but he's tiny. Like, crickets would be almost as big as he is.
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>>713135013
No big deal, kids do that shit.
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>>713134983
If this is real ... fuck. This is why I love /b/
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>>713131067
7-9 is more curious and starting to understand it I think. 4 is like just starting to get there.

>>713135026
Yes
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>>713135389
if hes very small he is most likely a baby try flies small insects until he gets bigger.
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>>713133461

Not horny right now and already fapped twice today so yeah. I would though if I was in the mood
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>>713135477
It is man. Too real really.
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>>713135658
I think both work. 7-9 is more participating and 4 is more passive, sucking cos she's told to. Plus there's stuff that a 4yo is just too small for, and roleplays need to be a little realistic.

Did you like what you saw?
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>>713135995
I like playing dress up with them. It's more fun when they're just a lil bit older.

Loved what I saw. Was horny af.
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>>713133226
Go to /mlp/.
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Went to a beach once and a 13 year old blond qt German (?) twink seduced me into letting him blow me in the changing room shower. Best nut of my life. Shot right down his throat and he didn't even flinch. Kid was literally born to milk dick. Remember that Heather chick that did bj videos back around 2000? He puts her to shame. The way his mouth glides over your cock makes your prostate explode.

I miss that kid. I hope he's okay.
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>>713128463
I used to fuck my mom's ex. But we broke up after she discovered I fucked her sister
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvj0rxhjpWA

just when i thought i said all i can say
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>>713136244
generally bad advice, but there are cuter chicks over there, that still feel human.

Or pony. Or something.

Man I am so confused right now..
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>>713136187
playing dressup with them? You aren't always the little one yourself?

We should be friends anon.
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>>713135772
BULLSHIT!
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>>713128463

I'm actually straight
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when i was 14 and my nephew was 10 we used to suck eachother
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>>713128463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yoa5zVRswo
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I'm a trans guy but I want to be a trap cock slut which contradicts the whole "trans" thing.
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>>713136466
Lol no I'm not always the lil one.
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I fantasize very often about gangraping my ex-girlfriend
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>>713128653
I do this too.
You kinda have to unless you want to be berated by perma-virgins with "tits or gtfo".
Anyways, I've had two abortions and I hate myself.
The self hatred part isn't really a secret though.
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>>713136483
I wish it was. We can't help ourselves or stop now.
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>>713136275

Fucking hot.
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>>713136904
ooh I like an age-flexible. You enjoy playing with a 7yo too? undressing her slowly and teaching her?

I'd love to keep in contact with you, I think we could have some fun.
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>>713137044
moar
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>>713128463

I have sex with my mother
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>>713128463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Wb3ritOyc
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>>713137442
Yeah. I mean I haven't gotten physical with one. But I do like dressing them up.
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Put my jizz in the milk jug.
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>>713137693
do you mean roleplay? Or are you talking about dressing a RL girl here?
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>>713134983
That is one top tier pic, thanks anon
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>>713137590
Big deal.
We've all had sex with your mother.
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I've been single since 2005. I'm 27.
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>>713137912
RL
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See that gerbil? Grab that tube
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>>713138100
ooh I misunderstood. Does it make you horny when you dress them up?

Do you like to look at their little bodies and then help them put clothes on?
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If dubs you all tell your secret ITT to one person you know
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>>713136494
I'm straight too, thank you for inspiring me to come out and admit it with your shining example of bravery. I thought I was the only one left
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>>713128463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxN7F0JhIiE
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I still fap to my ex girl friends semi-nude pictures I kept. I has been two years and I am ashamed of this.
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>>713136275

That kid was probably an informant m8
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[email protected]
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>>713138220
Lol yeah. It does. Moreso what I get them to wear though really.
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>>713138664
what do you get them to wear?

I'm not allowed to ask to see pics here so I won't, but it sounds interesting.
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I used to fuck my ex in her sleep, after we had broke up and she got a new bf
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>>713128463
Dated my cousin for nearly 2 years

AMA
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>>713138812
Pics?
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>>713138453
Nothing shameful in that, share?
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My 13yo niece recently started being sexually active so me and my gf helped her get on bc
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>>713138812
Blood or by marriage
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>>713128721
I hate racists
Almost said crackers but then I'd be disrespecting the fact white women love me. It's always the guys with the invalid problem.
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>>713138812
How big was his dick?
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>>713138963
I think thats really nice of you
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>>713129524
What the fuck is this? Some kind of hipster art project?
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>>713128463
I shot Arch Duke Ferdinand.
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I am a 26 year old virgin. The closest I've ever come to sex was a handjob from my underage cousin, which I got for $50. She threw up because I came on her hand.
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>>713138883
Sorry but no, it was a secret relationship and I know some people who lurk on here

>>713138981
By blood, first cousin

>>713139008
was a girl
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>>713139117
If they would have posted it as hispter art project i might have been more impressed by it
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>>713136275

noice
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>>713128463
when I was 15 or 16 I was on a tall ship for a couple weeks sailing and it was a mixed crew. The last night on the ship I felt up this sleeping girl and put my hand in her pants and touched her boobs.
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Installed a small camera at girls shower area at my college dorm. Got only 2 girls since it was a hassle. Both asian, decent bod
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>>713139207
Did your family or friends or anyone know ?
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I have a strong urge to fuck my lesbians friends/roommates younger sister.

Oh god, if only I could find a way to be totally alone with her without her family
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broke up with a milf when i found out she was married. I fucked her daughter after, and told her.
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>>713139501

How old is she? My interest in your story goes up as her number goes down, don't bother replying if she's over fifteen.
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>>713139656
2
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>>713139372
Only her sister and her best friend that I'm currently dating
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>>713139792

MAXIMUM OVERECT
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I washed out of the military twice before I was 20, and can no longer reenlist.
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>>713139055
figure better safe than sorry. It's not something she could bring up with her parents without shit storm, but me and her have been really close and she knows she can come to me for anything and i can keep a secret. me and my gf talked about it, she talked to my niece about it, and safe sex in general. She's been on bc for a couple months now
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>>713138768
As slutty as I can get them into. Think club wear.
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>>713139972
Nice. Full makeup too?

Do you take photos for yourself? I know they can't be shared here even though they would be clothed and legal.

Ever seen woman/girl pics or vids?
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>>713128463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYzzmXCTYkA
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>>713140323
Oh god no I don't take pics. That's begging to get v&. I've seen vids ya.
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>>713131333
13131313 would've been better
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>>713140395

You're already begging to get v&, Tardicus. All it takes is one of these girls to squeal to the wrong set of ears (see: pretty much any set of ears) and your ass is fucking TOASTED.

That in mind, think you'll ever try to fuck one?
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>>713140395
a woman with a girl...pretty great no?

Ever been with a guy/woman who shares your kinks?
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>>713140323
Oh yeah. Full make up. Only one really let me go at it though.
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>>713139292
> Boobs
What are you, 12?
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>>713140609
go at it how?
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>>713140586
>I played dress up with my girl babysitter
Lol that won't ever me v&

>>713140589
Just one guy. He got me to do age play.
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>>713140751
Like ke$sha style skanky makeup. I told her it was fairy makeup practice for Halloween.
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got a ldr with a girl from another country.
she's coming to visit me soon, but i'm not really sure i love her.
i want to, but i have trust issues and she's currently at a party from her work. there's like one guy that is into her and always asks her to hang out with him. she says he annoys her a lot and has bad breath, also he's not exactly good looking, but she's stupid when it comes to who she has sex with and she's drunk and i'm just scared she'll do something stupid with him.
it's just my thoughts and it's propably unjustified, since she says she's honest and loyal, but it's eating me and making me feel bad and i don't think i can keep on with this for very long.
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>>713140786
was he the guy who you were 4yo with? Did he also show you the vids?

>>713140875
you imagine them as kiddie sluts going to clubs and slutting it up? Do you also like seeing them in underwear/feeling them as you dress them?
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>>713141024
You have to move to her, or she has to move to you. Long-distance won't work for any long amount of time. You really need to move together as quickly as possible, or she will leave you. Trust me on this one.
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>>713137442
>FBI say whaat
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>>713141128
The fuck is wrong with you people
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>>713141138
yeah, thought so. her leaving me is scaring me, too. i mean, i'm pretty numb emotionally, but it would destroy me for quite some time, since i grew on her a lot.
i don't think moving together is really an option in the near future for reasons.
i already made my peace with knowing i'll never find true love and i'll die alone and sad.
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>>713128463
I was once so horny that i fucked a raw piece of chicken(dead one with head removed).
I fucked a dead chicken's neck
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>>713142331
Salmonella
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>>713142083
jealous much?
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When i was 17 i raped my 15 yo girlfriend at the time. We were together for one more year after that.
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>>713142088
Yeah, about a year ago mine left me. Similar situation. Don't do long-distance.
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I have no experience whatsoever in the real world
I masturbate to pocket pussys every day (filteredyouth. com)
Everyone has moved along except me
I also binge watch hard on youtube
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>>713142331
You made a poor choice, and not just because you risked infection. Chicken meat is not good for the fuckin', that shit's made for cluckin'.

I recommend you try an actual live animal, in particular, a domesticated mare. I've been fucking mares for a while now, and let me tell you, there is no turning back. No better feeling. You just need to find the opportunity, and sweet mare ass can be yours. I recommend a dude ranch, or a horse sitters' ranch. These are best because they are oft left unattended. You will go in late hours, and work toward befriending a mare. Do not attempt to fuck one that is not familiar with you.

Do yourself a favor and take my advice.
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bmp
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>>713143025
damn. what happened?
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>>713142331
Wrong thread. Should be in the weirdest thing uve fucked thread bud lmao
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>>713143043
>>713143394
And this guy
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>>713142830
you obviously didn't rape her hard enough then .
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>>713142830
are you from the uk?
if yes, greentext the rape.
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>>713129023
Whats the story
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>>713129023
Green text this . now
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>>713130538
Has anything happened because of it
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>>713130658
Have you done anything to them?
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I post Facebook pictures of my best friends girlfriend. Screenshot the dirty things anons say about her then fap to the pics.I've been fapping to her pictures every day now for about five years. If anyone found out I'd be fucked.
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>>713144000
Triples.... Listen to the man for fucks sake
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>>713133715
Greentext
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im 17, and if i could fuck girls of any age, it would be around 12-13. ive always prefered girls of 12 to 13, and i think i always will. That makes me a pedophile, or a something ophile. either way, i am disgusted with myself.
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>>713135013
Lucky bastard. I'd love to wank for a load of young boys and suck all their cocks. I'd love to spend all day sucking off 13/14 year old boys and letting them cum in my mouth.
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>>713143355
Playing a game now, so I can't really reply. After a few years of long-distance, she found someone else (long-distance) that could offer her a place eventually.

About a year ago as I said, but I still had a bad dream about it the other day, waking up feeling hopeless. It's bullshit.
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>>713144659
>i'm 17
enjoy your ban retarded newfaggot
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>>713144659

>im 17
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>>713144212
I've helped them wash their pussies and such if they werent old enough to do it by themselves
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>>713145007
>After a few years

Damn. Did you love her?
My longest relationship so far was 3 months, because i always get scared it could get too serious and i'm not ready for it, so i'm already kinda pushing myself to stay with her.
I know this is not gonna end well, but meh. I'll enjoy the fun parts as long as it lasts.
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bumpod
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>>713145949
Yeah, I did. She was my first (everything), since I don't go out much I don't really find girls either. I never felt so emotionally impacted by anything, it's still affecting me a year later as I said. She dead to me now, it's the only way I can lock away the piece of me that I gave her (so to speak).

I'll have a pretty hard time trusting a woman like this again.
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>>713130203
"Look at this graph"
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i once sucked my own dick
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Once I had girlfriend that lived in other country, about 5000km away. Well I know it sound stupid asf, but actually she was pretty/nice/smart and had artist talents. It was okay, but she changed, because of internet, she started to act weird and her internet friend started to get more important. Anyway after 1/2 years of broke up, I forgot about her, but she sent me b-day wishes... just like that. I fell so bad now, because no can't find gf and so sad and hopeless, because of my ex...
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>>713144347
Fuck you for participating in those cancer threads
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>>713147095
how many ribbs did you destroy ?
and is your spin intact ?
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>>713128463
I hate myself
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>>713128653
I also do this. I think I have to.
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>>713139159
motherfucker, what have you done?!
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>>713139934
why? wasn't that hard /b/ro...you fat or crazy?
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>>713139117
shitty camera, already said
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I have an ass eating fetish
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>>713128463

I´m a 18 years old female who likes BDSM, but feels ashamed of it. I don´t know if I will ever tell my partner.
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>>713128463
great try cia
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>>713151010
what do u want to do with them?have u ever done BDSM before?
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>>713151010
my current gf is 18 and also into bdsm. i always wanted to try it before, but never had a girl that was into it, so she kinda got me into it.
i actually think quite a lot of girls are into it these days.
tell him, see how he reacts. maybe start by telling him to choke you during sex or start with some spanking. maybe just take his hand and put it on your neck, see if he gets it.
honestly, just talk to him about it. worst thing that could happen is that he's not into it and you'll keep on having vanilla sex.
best thing that could happen is that he gets into it and you'll have a great time in bed.
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I don't know how to have sex.
Like, i can't seem to get the thrusting movement right. I always get like tense and then lose my boner.
Is there any trick to it or am i just too retarded?
I mean i'm able to cum inside a pussy after some time, but i don't think it's any good for her.
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>>713151010
Just chain his ass up and peg him. I'm sure he won't mind
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>>713151707
Erections are mostly unconscious reactions, so you're probably psyching yourself out of it somehow. Just practice whatever part you're worried about and once you don't have to think about it you should be fine
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>>713151258
The list of things is long...
I actually had a cyber D/s relationship with a older guy for quite some time, but I don´t think it counts that much. I also experiment a little bit with a ex-friend (she turned out to be a bitch) of mine, but since we were both submissive it didn´t went far.
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>>713151402
Thank you for the advice.
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>>713151707
Anxiety, and/or frustration

If a girl can't bend over properly it drives me fucking crazy and I've lost one from it...or boring sex. It's like, this is a two person minimum project bitch. Being naked and having a vagina is just the base requirement to join...
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>>713152306
oh ya right on, Would u be interested in a daddy daughter thing on kik? It could be a fun way to get some of ur kinks out without having to tell bf right now. Im in a similar situation with my gf in that I have kinks i dont tell her about kik me: loverofallover
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I'm a short blonde think that wants to suck dick and get fucked but I hate myself for it. Why can't I just have normal flicking desires and urges? Is that so much to ask? I'm such a fucking degenerate.
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>>713153464
Twink*
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>>713153464
Stop hating yourself for it. Nobody decent gives a fuck what you do in the bedroom
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>>713148819
Personality/adjustment disorder + suicidal thoughts and 'ideation.' I also have a civilian record of psych visits. So, I washed out the first time during Air Force Basic, and then Army AIT.
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>>713153464
It's okay to be gay.
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>>713153464
Its okay to be gay.

My biggest secret is wanting to fuck blonde cute twinks.

No one cares that youre gay as long as youre not an attention whore.
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>>713154848
I think you scared him away
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>>713134983
hottest secret of the night.
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>>713154278
>>713154601
>>713154848
Thanks guys (or grills). I know it might seem trivial to others since we've never even met before but that's actually brightened my mood so thank you.

Also, what exactly counts as attention whoring? Is this attention whoring?
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>>713155523
What I see people calling attention whoring is usually being flamboyantly gay or a tumblerina/sjw. If you're not a retard you'll probably be fine
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>>713155523
Nah thats geniuly being worried about something.

When i said attention whoring i meant actling gay over top. "Oh my gawwwd guys, im sooo gay" and so on to make it a bit over exaggerated
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>>713155523
Being the kind of faggot that, upon introduction, immediately says he's gay. For example, I knew two gay guys, one had an annoying lisp and would talk about blowing guys in casual conversation, the other I didn't realize was gay until someone else told me. Guess which one was the attention whore.
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>>713155950
Oh, ok thanks. Well I don't do any of that kind of stuff so I think I should be good, thanks. I feel awkward talking about my sexuality over an anonymous image board let alone being so open about it in person to people I know :3
>>713156000
And checked.
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>>713153015
I couldn´t be comfortable with that. I can´t do that to my boyfriend.
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I have jerked off wearing my nieces thongs. I'm 28 she's 19.
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I have a real bad momcest kink

to the point of me wanting to fuck my own mom and looking at her ass any second i get

pls send help
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>>713156550
but thats whats great about this board.
Being at some certain extent anonymous.

I doubt i would share my thought about having sex with another boy with any of my friends or family.
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>>713156635
He just wanted to see you naked anyways, he probably doesn't even actually have a gf
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I'm going to kill myself in 511 days. If my life gets better before then, I'll change my mind, but if it stays the same or gets worse then I'm offing myself.
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>>713157287
At least you gave yourself a long deadline
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>>713157442
It's a day before I turn 30.
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I used to give my best friend in high school hand jobs. We never told anyone about it both had gf
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I secretly want to straight up consume a human. A specific human, whom pisses me off more than anyone. I want to feel their blood run out of them.
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>>713157179
I know that, but ´m just trying to be polite. It won´t hurt me.
Thank for the concern.
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>>713157287
Death ain't worth it. Trust me. You off yourself, and it perpetually fucks yourself. It gets better.
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>>713157559
I got hope for you anon. Go buy yourself a kayak, it's fresh air, exercise, and thinking time all rolled into one.
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>>713157287
Good luck.
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>>713157112
True. I don't think I'll ever 'come out'. Just saying that makes me cringe, it's been so overused by the SJW's. To much hassle, and as much as people may claim to view you the same I don't think they will. They might not hate you but they definitely won't feel the same around you. Or that's just the vibe I've gotten from my straight friends when talking about people who have 'came out'. Plus, why do people even need to know which gender we prefer?
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>>713157779
Rough.
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fooled around with my little brother when I was a teenager, and my cousin - still kind of want to do gay stuff with each again, sometimes I have super vivid sex dreams about it. I went on a camping trip with my cousin last year specifically meaning to try to get him drunk and fuck around, but chickened out.
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>>713157287
What is it that's making your life so bad?
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