HALT, THERE ARE ILLEGAL DUBS GOING THROUGH THESE PARTS, SINGLES MAY PASS. DUBS ARE ARRESTED!
>>713021003
nothing to see here, my dude
DUBS BELONG TO THE NORDS
>>713021003
i dint do nuffin wrong offcer
Sup, my name is criminal scum. Have a nice day.
M'aiq has no dubs here
die imperial scum
FUCK YOU IM STEALING EVERYTHING NOT NAILED DOWN COME AT ME CUNT
Just passing by sir
You'll never get me
this khajit will tell you where the argonians hide their dubs if you give me moon sugar
no dubs here m'lord
>>713021003
I, stongon beachmoist; the skunk of tweeting would NEVER carry dubs! No really, NEVER!
if we get trips do we get a life sentence?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>713021003
dubs, what dubs?
comment
>>713021003
I have no such dubs!
>>713022055
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
*shuffles away mumbling about a previous quads thread*
check em m'lord
What dubs?
>>713021840
Immediate execution!
>>713022000
>>713022055
>>713022255
YOU THERE! STOP!
>>713021003
Fuck off, you'll never get me
>>713022255
Bruh
>>713022255
Pay your fine or its jail time for you
>>713022399
Shit.....
>>713022000
>>713022000
>>713022055
>>713022255
>>713022399
>>713022477
>>713022477
WE HAVE A REPEAT OFFENDER
>>713022477
Double sentence for you!
>>713021003
Faggot
By order of the King, let me pass
>>713022700
HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK MOTHER FUCKER
this is a get thread now
Faggot
>>713021040
we're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon,
>>713022783
Halt! I'm the king! I order you to let this man pass!
>>713021003
I'm innocent!
>>713022933
IMPOSTOR!
>>713021003
eat shit
>>713021003
i swear im innocent
>>713022995
>>713022933
The king is an illegal! EXECUTE HIM!!!
>>713022963
by the nine divines stay on the road.
im out dis bitch
Shit sun
>RESIST ARREST
>>713023266
Stop right there criminal scum!
I am mr. Crow and you won't stop me.
Not even with this fence.
>>713023124
Can I volunteer to be the new king?
>>713023266
HALT!
My God...
>>713023339
There's a fence! what do we do now?
Cuck
>>713021003
Nothing to see here.
>>713021003
Resist Arrest
>>713023534
Hmmmm...as much as you make me angry, you shall pass...
Nothing to see here, Guard.
>>713023608
You are free to go.
>>713023633
Stop right there faggot!
>>713023633
STOP RESISTING
>>713023700
STOP RIGHT THERE FAGGOT!!
>>713023700
IMPOSTER! YOU ARE NO IMPERIAL!
>>713023700
GET ON THE GROUND
>>713023700
AN IMPOSTOR!
GUARDS!!!
>>713021003
Fuck off, iron clad nigger. I'm here on emperor's orders.
>>713023670
Pay fine
>>713023700
An illegal disguised as a guard? Send this illegal to the lava pit!!!
Sprints through checkpoint flicking the guard middle finger
King Nigger shall pass
>>713021003
But what will you do with my trips?
>>713023700
To the pits of Oblivion with you, Imposter Scum!
>>713024094
Citizen
Get the fuck out of my way
Resist arrest
I order every illegal to kill every nigger imperial on sight!
well, going home now...
>>713024276
You shall pass...
You're a cuck fuckin guard. Let me through
Let me pass, good sir.
I need to find more children for uh, purposes.
>>713021003
Oh great and noble man of the city watch let me pass!
Get out of my way!
I'm in a hurry.
*sprints through
>>713024532
u too? we should go together..
DEAT TO KING AND HIS FAMILY!!!
>>713024644
HALT NIGGER!!!
No dubs here officer
stop right there criminal scum you violated my mother
roll
KILL THE KING AND HIS FAMILY
>>713021003
all legal here sir
>>713024869
NO. Fuck off!!
*runs faster
>>713021003
Suck my cock Sir
>>713025069
Gotta go fast!
Dont even look me in the eyes guard I aint got time faggot outta my way.
I'll blow you if I can pass...?
>>713021003
Fuck the oblivion police.
Donald Drumpf here, let me through! I will build a wall to keep the dirty Nords out!!!
Yee
Check em faggots...
*dashes without any clothing on*
>>713026265
Pass
>>713026300
IMPOSTER
>>713026300
NORD NIGGER DETECTED
I'm Donald Trump.
>>713021003
Im just Contemplating Existence In these confines Guardsmen.
>>713026794
Yes
Im but a simple monk with nothing but the clothes on my back. There are clearly no dubs here sire, please let me through
>>713021003
Huh... Sir...?
I think you may have forgotten your anti-aliasing at home.
>>713026848
I am Lord Kek,
And I order all illegals to kill nigger imperials on sight!!!
>>713026300
Wait.... I know you.....
>>713027101
That includes legal immigrants. Only dubs and higher allowed.
YOU'VE VIOLATED MY MOTHER
>>713027173
What are you talking about?
>>713027101
>>713027101
OH LORD KEK, HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVOIR
I SHALL DO THY BIDDING
Gangsta rap made me do it
Please let me pass! I'm just a dead meme!
>>713027911
INSTANT EXECUTION!!!!
HELP! GUARDS! MURDER!
>>713028032
A dirty non-dub? Lord Kek shall have you executed!!!
>>713028281
IMPOSTER!!!
>>713028335
You're the imposter, faggit!!!
If I suck your dick, can I pass?
To those who say I have dubs...
*dramatic music*
Is Libertarian Spiderman allowed?
>>713028885
*Almost quads
Lel, you could have been erased couldspace and time
>>713029077
STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!
This is just like fucking Skyrim, you kill one goddamn chicken and you get the entire maffia behind you
>>713029077
GET HIM!!!!
Hai :3
Will you let me in?
Hey
i never get dubs so jokes on you faggot
>>713029394
Sure, clown lives do matter of course
>>713029422
AFTER HIM!!!
>>713029466
HE IS RISKING US ALL
>>713029422
Oh fug
>>713021003
The grey fox will not be silenced!
>>713029533
TRAITOR
>>713029533
WE CAN'T EVEN TRUST OUR OWN GUARDS ANYMORE!!!
>>713021003
Just an innocent passerby, no skooma or dubs here
>>713029466
NO!!! THIS TRAITOR IS LETTING DIRTY CLOWNS THROUGH!!!!!
TRAAAAITOR!!!!
I'm Cory Baxter. Let your God pass through...
I'm Steve Jobs. I will create more jobs if you let me pass through...
There are so many offenders. Lets build a wall
I'm with the Thieves Guild, is this enough to clear my bounty?
YOU ARE ALLS STEEEELING MY KONTENT!!!! MY KOPYRIGHT IS BEING INFRINCHED!!!
>>713030189
I'm Donald Trump, and I approve of this message...
Come at me faggots
>>713030255
Do not attempt to bribe a Whiterun guard.
>>713021003
my digits are repeating imperial, can you say the same?
Just gonna pass through here.
>>713021003
I'm not illegal
*tiptoes into city*
If I take away those dubs will you die?
Check em
>>713024644
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING WITH THOSE DUBS
I DINDU NUFFIN!!!!
>>713030746
And you are correct.
But what about me?
>>713022000
Dindu nuffin
Fuck off i got important buizznezz with my supahoes
>>713021003
no dubs here
>>713030944
You were going to be arrested anyways...
Singles, my dude.
>>713030944
SEIZE HIM!!!
>>713031100
HALT PEASENT
>>713031100
LOOK! A NIGGER!! AFTER HIM!!!
Good thing im not e nasty duberoini
I'll have you know I come from a family of whom generation after generation have refrained from dubs.
>>713031233
TRAITOR!!!
>>713031100
Nice job
all I have is drugs, officer. nothing wrong here :D
For sheogorath!
>>713030833
CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!
>>713021003
Fuck you
These are my friends pants
>>713031288
OH FUCK, HOW MANY TRAITORS ARE THERE???
>>713030827
UUUU
![tumblr_inline_nc1cimvoYE1r1wske[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n9ZLhso.jpg "tumblr_inline_nc1cimvoYE1r1wske[1].jpg")
I'm carring the dubs for the champion
No dubs here.
>>713021003
I'm just a passerby, sir. I mean no harm. Please, let me pass.
no, officer, that filthy cat, though..
>>713031444
BURN HIM!!!
>>713031433
LIARS HAVE THEIR TONGUES CUT OUT!!!
>>713031599
WHO'S THE LIAR NOW, LIAR?
>>713031477
EXECUTE HIM!!!!
Only trips here sir
>>713031688
HOW MANY FUCKING TRAITORS ARE THERE????
And i never got caught neither.
>>713021003
nothing to see here
>>713031788
I don't know, but I do know that you're one of them, traitor...
Are there more traitors than there are illegal immigrants at this point?
Hell, even the king got executed...
Look, i just need to get to coral ok?
Viva la presidente trump!
>>713021003
no dubs.
New law: All jews are automatically executed upon arrival
The gameboy has no dubs.
>>713021003
What about trips?
Innocent as fuck
LET ME FUCKING THROUGH!!!
(drives tank)
>>713021003
Just a law abiding citizen here, absolutely not a black market dubs salesman.
No dubs here boss, all good.
>>713032330
Don't push it
Kek wills it
>>713021003
Khajiit has no dubs, Khajiit in innocent!!!
>>713021003
Just rollin on by, no dubs to see.
>>713032399
YOU SHALL BE EXECUTED BY BEING PUSHED INTO A PIT OF ANGRY GIANTS WITH NO CLOTHING!!!!
SGT Recker, here to exterminate anyone who is carrying dubs
(Slowly drives Soviet tank into city)
>>713021003
I refuse to go to jail
I WAS IN THE POOL!
>>713031599
>>713031688
THE INTEGRITY OF THE IMPERIAL GUARD HAS BEEN PENETRATED BY TRAITORS!
Anyone touches me and I'm detonating the "bong"
do it
>>713021003
I used to have dubs, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
>>713021003
>>713032799
SEIZE HIM!!!
>>713021003
I am the Grey Fox
>>713021003
im innocent
>>713032689
OH GODS, WHY???
>>713031433
>>713031444
>>713031477
>>713031599
>>713031688
>>713031788
>>713032399
>>713032799
Ill clean the streets of these horrors.
I have Super AIDS and I'm super contagious. Touch me at all and you instantly get it. So let me through!!!!
>>713033100
NOT EVEN YOU CAN BE TRUSTED
>>713033104
Welp, I guess we'll have to let him through and spread Super AIDS all over the city...
YOU CAN'T STOP ME AND MY SOVIET TANK!!!! (Speeds up tank)
>>713027911
Harambe did 9/11
Nothing to see here, my dood.
>>713021003
No dubs here man
All I want is to fuck some dead hookers in your city! Is that too much to ask???
No lollygaggin'
I HAVE EBOLA
>>713033719
Good for you,
I have Super Aids, which is even more contagious
i came here in search of dubs
np fam
no dubs here broe
If any of you nigger guards touch me, I will detonate the weapon and wipe out all of Tamriel...
>>713021003
No dubs here
yo yo yo back off man, how can you say i got dubs?
What do I look like, someone with dubs? Ha.
I am Jesus
No dub lover will pass me. No worries.
>>713021003
Back to jail I go I guess
I, Adolf Hitler, will solve this nigger/jew problem
I'm playing as a necromancer and becoming the leader of the mages guild, and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>713034544
All dogs shall be executed
>>713021003
No dubs here maaaan
>>713034544
AFTER HIM
>>713021003
fugg :D
I'm a jew. I'll just buy your city and change your laws...
As your new ruler, I shall proclaim that all forms of clown necrophillia are legal
I need to kill the lords sir! please let me though!!
>>713021003
just passin thru bro
>>713035288
obvious traitor.
>>713021003
No dubs to see here.
>>713035288
Okay
>>713035703
Why did you let a dub go through?
>>713035633
Nigger!
>>713035703
The first traitor without dubs.
Wow
>>713035633
ARREST THAT NIGGER JEW!!!
>>713035703
oh ok thanks i guess.
Oh k?
pls no
no dubs here m'lord
>>713021003
>>713021003
Ill just keep going along good day to you sir
What, talos first and kek next? Dubs to Kek!
You cannot touch me. I cannot be stopped.
I'M FREE!!!!!!!!
>>713021003
There aren't the dubs you are looking for.
Kek
Fak U
What about these trips,officer?
No dubs here officer
>>713021003
u no catch me
>>713021003
You can't arrest Mother...
youll never get me alive
eat my ass
>>713038722
*gets arrested*
>>713021003
These singles you mean?
*casts Spectral Form, runs away*
All dubs, trips, and quads here have been liberated.
Everyone that isn't dubs or higher will be sent to concentration camps to cleanse Tamriel and make Skyrim pure again.
Dirty Imperial Jews shall no longer control all our banks and businesses
