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waifu thread
Awful
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Kurome.
>>713020062
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anonpost
Claim
>>713020536
-hugs-
dont mind me
>>713020229
These threads are nothing but a disguised avatar chatroom, saying "claimed" as your first post doesn't change that. Don't worry, I get it. You have to disguise it somehow, because a straight up avatar circlejerk will get banned. But please don't start buying into the disguise yourself, fam. It just makes me worry for your mental health.
I expect it to be deleted
Mako claimed
>>713020718
Cute.
Looks like the usual Friday night around here.
>>713020812
That's awfully lewd Mai
QOTT: your favorite meme?
>>713020585
what?
they were originally meant to be a actual place to discuss your 2d love
then things happened and now they are just a avatar circlejerk, i'm well aware what it is in its current state
>>713020889
the only thing a waifu virgin has done that makes sense in 5 years
>>713020565
*Hugs back*
>>713020229
Ok
>>713020971
ceiling
>>713020971
>>713020984
>2d love
gay shit for people who have never gotten pussy
>>713020062
Mother retreats upstairs. I squint my eyes and hiss at the sliver of light creeping in from the basement door. I haven't been to the other parts of the house since last Christmas, when mom told me I had to socialize with the family or get my computer taken away. I imagine my house as a video game map, and think the rest of my house as The Unknown Lands. I also like to imagine my room a castle. I haven't been outside since I was 16, which was about 6 years ago. I live in complete darkness, except for my computer screen, which is always displaying the current Waifu claiming thread. Thinking of last Christmas makes me sweat and feel anxious, I never want to leave my castle. I remember walking up the steps. And trying to adjust my eyes to light. Mother made me wear a red Christmas sweater and some sweat pants. I walked into the living room where my normie family members were talking and doing things on their iPhones. I tried to convince them that computers are superior technology and only normies use phones, but they wouldn't listen. My little cousin asked my why I had so many stains on my sweat pants, and I realized these were the ones I masturbated on before mommy bough my first body pillow. I waddled back down to my castle and haven't left since.
Greato daze.
>>713020718
Would fuck.
>>713020984
Don't kid me bro, if you post a picture of the same girl every time you post, you're just using an avatar. That's it, no more needs to be said.
>>713021132
im glad someone saved my stories. I have the rest of them on my phone but I got banned. this is part 4, do you have the rest?
カラミチーマス
>>713020971
Sweaty man button pressing meme
It's educational
>>713021341
>>713021062
-hugs your leg-
This used to be a claim and discuss. Now its a circlejerk. Been a circlejerk since I started posting.
>>713021266
what are we talking about here?
back when they were actually revolved around the waifus?
i've lurked archives enough to know that it was unironically for people who loved 2d girls
what does circlejerk mean?
not even joking I have no clue and knowyourmeme isn't helping
>>150190462
Welp. We dont belong on /a/.
Your move, shitposters.
>>713021460
No this
>>713020971
>>713021495
How much is there to 'discuss' about waifus. Most people don't even watch the same anime as most other people unless we're talking about super mainstream shit, so what's there to talk about if we're sticking to that very narrow topic? Am I supposed to just sit here and pretend I hate your waifu just to make fake conflict and give us something to talk about that's waifu related? Cuz that's gay
>>713021718
>Knowyourmeme
Are you fucking kidding me
>>713021341
I like memes and learning :o
>>713021190
I don't like anime
>>713021087
nice meme
>>713021079
what about it?
>>713021825
this is a cute meme
>>713021718
It's what this thread is
>>713021473
Why my leg?
>>713021718
In 4chan terms it's any thread where the same people show up every time and talk to each other. In realistic terms it's a thread that doesn't accept new members and is only for the elite established avas to jerk each other off.
>>713020062
>3D is almost always trash
>almost always
>almost
Franku <3
>>713021955
Because you have nice legs
-hugs your third leg-
>>713021971
>>713021955
so waifu threads?
>>713021916
yeah that's how I learn about most memes :o
>>713020062
Only severe and not crippling?
Got on my level
>>713020585
>>713020860
>>713021090
>>713021132
>>713021266
>>713021460
>>713021497
The mods don't enforce board rules outside the law breaking shit.
If you had an ounce of cleverness, these kinds of threads wouldn't be hard to completely derail or break up. The lack of trips makes it pretty easy.
>>713022073
I don't have a third leg -_-
>>713022119
Yes -_-
>>713021847
Pretty much meant to drum up interest in others waifus. I know Ive eatched a few anime because I liked the concept of peoples waifu. Mirai Nikki, Owari no Seraph (on the watchlist) and ReZero (horrible) are the ones that come to mind.
I kept coming back originally for music shenanigans with HoMiku and CC/Uta.
>>713022312
lol okay.
-want to erp?-
>>713021971
New people show up from time to time and stick around, the elitist stuff is in the Discords.
>>713020971
Smug anime girls.
>>713022332
Homura and cc have shit taste in music
So does Tats
>>713022720
what do you listen to? :o
>>713022720
They were differing tastes. And its fun to share.
>>713022718
Girl*
At least make it more than one girl.
>>713022628
That's cool, I'm glad to hear that's the case. I'm not a regular here, I just pop in and lurk from time to time because this is similar to stuff I used to participate in and I like to see what the new kids are doing these days. /b/tards can be really misguided about what circlejerk actually means sometimes. Like any other widely used term, I guess.
>>713022720
What a relevant opinion anon.
>>713020971
I think that question gave me autism
>>713022332
Even shit waifus get attention, like yours
>>713022243
Are you implying that the thread isn't anymore derailed than usual?
>>713022332
>Thinks ReZero is horrible.
Haven't I already asked you why before? If I have, then I've probably forgotten.
>>713022490
Sure
>>713023038
Just looking at your obvious Dio expy makes me want to ignore Date-a-Live.
>>713020062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYzzmXCTYkA
>>713023038
autism jokes are your favorite meme? :o
>>713022718
yeah those are cool memes
>>713020971
There are no good memes.
>>713022997
*hug*
where have you been?
i haven't been getting any hugs :9
>>713020971
You
>>713023063
IMO re zero had everything to be good, concept, characters, animation.
But the plot develops too slowly, it's poorly executed and they forced too much screen time on Rem.
>>713022997
I'm sorry senpai
I still love you ^u^
>>713022886
nightcore and rap
>>713023063
It took a formula that other anime did amazing things with (SAO Aincrad arc, Overlord, Konosuba, Erased) and turned it into a literal waifu bait. I couldn't finish the first episode.
>>713023444
thats what miku likes i think lol
>>713023367
I'm not a meme :o
>>713023314
I enjoy some, specifically ones that involve karate
I more or less did the same thing before posting here, lurk and see what it was about. I spend more time on other boards though.
I haven't been here long, but it's comfy.
>>713021923
You can't have any of my dirt.
>>713023579
yes you are
>>713023093
-I slowly began to remove your shirt-
>>713021013
Hi Mai. Sorry I passed out last night while conversing
>>713023656
*Why slowly?*
Also can you get your own waifu and stop posting mine?
Flandre Claimu
>>713023902
-Oh, sorry
-I pull your shirt off and began working on your pants-
You mean avatar...
Stop raiding /a/ you kids.
>>713023444
If you don't identify yourself your love is also irrelevant.
>>713023351
I don't even know, some days time just disappears. Dealing with real life and playing starcraft.
>hugs
>>713023513
>literal waifu bait
They could at least do that with their multiple moe blobs but no, the focus is all on Rem.
>>713020062
Why are we posting pictures of Jordan?
>>713024003
Flan~!
>>713023854
Cute
>>713023176
Big talk coming from Gothic Lolita with an impractical weapon #6851
>>713023632
I'll trade you some sand for that dirt
>>713023513
>Erased
Based anime
>>713024247
Heyo Klona! I was banned for two days so was kind of away.
>>713024219
You must be pretty happy having pics with both your waifu and Iowa in it.
Did you finish the binary sort?
>>713024003
Nice claim.
>>713024084
*Stands still*
Yes, avatar. I think i'm the only one here that will admit it
>>713024340
...deal.
>>713024111
you could have stollen a waifu with that post.
>>713024555
Trips confirm nice claim.
>>713024118
im tsuklasa
>>713024003
baby
>>713023646
who is this? :o
>>713023854
It's okay, I will never understand how some people can fall asleep without even trying.
How are you?
>>713024650
Don't reply to me trash.
>>713024494
I'm not Klona..
Why were you banned?
>>713024503
No I was waiting to open it on my laptop. And I just got back from dinner.
>I do like having them in the same image
>>713024118
Its a guy going for a harem that mostly hate him. The ideas are solid but the execution is shiiiiiiiit. You could say its Tuka levels of shit.
>>713024340
From what Ive seen of your waifu, your entire show is a cavalcade of ass shots and tit rubs with the barest hint of a plot. I think a gothic lolita with a massive weapon and a desire to retain her humanity for her last 40 years is a better idea. Especially as one of a cast of about 20 or so that are all unique and not just stolen bases.
>>713024357
Thats why I mentioned it fam.
>>713024737
oh wait.. I thought the other guy was Klona. Well hi.
>>713024778
For making one of these threads here. Ironic isn't it?
>>713024576
-unbuttons your pants, pulling them down-
Epic.
>>713024737
I'm me
>>713024917
Oh, sorry to hear that, cutie?
What was the exact ban reason?
>>713024919
*unbuttons dick*
Miho claimed
Stop spaming thread on /a/ you fucking posers normalfags
>>713024909
Does somebody take anime seriously?
>>713024970
Circlejerk thread. :3
Honestly funny to me considering all the memes.
But enough of the ban, how you doing unrecognisable anon?
>>713024770
Rather cheeky tonight, aren't we?
>>713024909
It's one of my favorites tbh.
>Figured out the mystery by episode 2 though thanks to cinematography tricks o noticed
Claimed
>>713025073
lets erp o:
>>713024919
*Takes off your shirt*
>>713025305
Hey, that's pretty cute.
-pulls down your underwear-
>>713025144
Occasionally. Other times I just get hyped while watching Jojo.
>you just kinda proved my point
>>713025215
If I get the chance Ill watch while not drunk this time.
>>713025282
ok :o
>>713024928
why are you roleplaying with yourself?
>>713024917
I'm not Klona
>>713025180
I'm doing greato, especially when around such a cute vamp.
How's Flan doing tonight?
>>713025547
The fuck?! ok.. Antonio.
>>713025623
Flan is having a great time. I am comfy/cozy in my bed with some hot coco.
>>713025034
-unbuttons? Really?
>>713025797
you're so cute
>>713023399
>Poorly executed.
They were trying to put a new spin on the whole Isekai trope, combining that with something out of Steins;Gate.
>Plot develops too slowly.
Something Steins;Gate also suffered from, especially because both series were the same length.
>They forced too much screen time on Rem.
Probably because Emilia ditched Subaru literally halfway through the series. Also, what's with all of the hate on Rem?
>>713023513
>Literal waifu bait.
>Couldn't get past the first episode.
How exactly would you know if the series was waifu bait if you couldn't even get past the first episode? Even if it was, only half of the cast was really likable.
>SAO, Erased.
>Amazing.
Your opinion is now irrelevant.
>>713025460
So you get triggered by panties?
>>713025447
*Pulls down your pants*
>>713025547
It's not me, someone else was posting my "waifu"
>>713025971
You aren't? What are you doing right now?
>>713025797
Greato Daze.
Where will Flan be sleeping tonight?
>>713026050
-stands up, pulling down my underwear-
>>713026140
With me in my blanket. She will probably kick me off the bed tho and shit.
i got b&nanad from /a/ o:
>>713026050
why the "waifu"?
is she just an avatar to you? :o
>>713026121
my waifu is very cute and so is yours
I'm good just relaxing, might go shopping later
>>713026435
I only go on /a/ for waifu wednesday :o
>>713026490
See
>>713024576
>>713026273
*That's my job*
>>713026273
>>713025447
>>713024919
Fucking virgins trying to act out what they imagine foreplay/sex to be like. You faggots would shit yourself if you ever found yourself in this situation. Go outside you delusional virgins
>>713026620
so you don't love her :(
>>713026620
-Oh, sorry-
-pulls underwear back up, propping hands off-
>>713026643
I think someone in need of a hug
-hug-
>>713025993
If you read properly
>SAO season 1 arc 1
That season was groundbreaking and opened up all future 'stuck in the dream / game world' stories.
Erased is probably the best story of 2016. And best use of time travel as a narrative device.
And given that the fandom, show, and all the people I talk to about anine all say the same thing
>Rem is best girl
Theres no substance to it. At all. Ever.
The fact that you went with 2 moeblob waifus who can be summed up in 'loves a protagonist' means that you wont ever get what Im on about.
>>713025994
No. Done right its great. Central focus of the entire show and its just tedious.
>>713026797
-kisses u instead-
ITT: socially retarded virgins displaying their lack of sexual encounters
>>713026674
It's not that, but she isn't a good waifu. There is a better one somewhere, waiting for me
>>713026643
You do know you tagged the same person
>>713026728
*I didn't say pull them back up*
*Pulls them back down*
>>713026878
-Erased is a good show
-Rushed plot and jagged writing
Lol, okay.
>>713026490
Oh nice! ^w^
Be sure not to buy junk food and other unhealthy foods. A little is ok there and then.
Oh and get some cocoa and whipped cream and make yourself some hot coco like me.
>>713026620
Avatar?! OwO
That is spooky. I would never use Flan in any way. Unless it's to use her dress to wipe off the tea that she spills on me. Somebody needs to teach her manners.
>>713027035
Exactly right. Do you want a medal or certificate?
>being so ugly that you have to convince yourself you're married to a drawing of a little girl
>>713027091
Heresy.
-plops down on the bed next to you-
Best waifu right here.
>>713027174
>"do your want (insert reward)?"
Ahh the signs of butthurt, enjoy your virginity and your cartoon wife
>>713027098
I wanna snuggle in blankets with you and drink coco v_v
>>713027091
yeah I don't love my waifu either LOL
>>713024722
I'm really confused right now.
>>713024822
Something is weird about those hips and face. I'm sure with time a lot of great pics will show up with them.
>>713024909
>tuka levels of shit
Wew, you really disliked it.
What about the fight sequences and Pete? I thought those were quite good.
>>713025073
>>>/o/
>>713025993
I'd really like to give some input on this but I'm a pleb who hasn't watched S;G yet.
I think one of the flaws in re:zero is that the main character didn't explore the reset mechanic fully, I wanted to see Subaru do crazy pointless shit for fun, but then again at first he didn't know if he had limited tries or not.
I also believe S;G plot is finished while Re:zero has the LN going and the whole witch business left to wrap up.
>what's with all of the hate on Rem?
I don't know, I can usually appreciate a Kuudere but the fact that there's so many good designs with barely any screen time really pisses me off.
>>713024297
Aww thanks Yui! You area cute too! How are you this evening?
>>713024746
Yeah it's not typical of me. In fact I usually have trouble drifting off. I think it's physically taxing on me to communicate with people irl anymore lol. Come to thinking it, aside from my professors and my roommate, you guys are my primary source of social activity
>>713027234
>being so insecure that you feel you must throw money at a hormonal shitstorm to be complete
>>713026878
The only major times it happens are the waterpark episode, beach episode and Kurumi's arc
But her moments are juxtaposed by her killing people and having to be fought instead of romanced
>>713027639
>being such a fucking loser who's never had sex or had a girlfriend that you've convinced yourself this is what a relationship is in order to justify your loneliness
This is just sad man kek
>>713027549
Yeah I hope so. They look good together
>Even if Iowa is meh tier
>>713027456
You will need to take this lovey dovey attitude down the drain right now. I am here to talk, not be like Stocking and erp with everyone who says hi to him. Sorry.
>>713027549
Sorry to barge in on the conversation but I agree here, the slow bumps he got that drove him to madness and Pete being one of the most inFUCKINGsane characters I've ever seen so far, this show has a lot to offer.
Whats a slutty boat with huges tits that I can waifu?
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what's the appeal of watching streamers and not just watching a youtuber?
>>713028120
;-;
>>713028246
Autism
>>713027568
Thanks!~
I am doing nice, I have time to kill at the job. How about you?
>>713027936
Bewbs
>>713028246
whats the point of being cute if ur not gonna erp with me?
>>713028355
you're a slut yui
>>713027094
They had to get through a lot of information. They did well on that front. And the characters are actually relatable.
>>713027549
I may return just for that then. Give it another go.
>>713027718
That still sounds like a good chunk of the show. I know they are popular tropes but I dont see the point in the moemoe episodes. They bring nothing to the table and dont advance anything.
>>713028355
Nothing wrong with them.
>>713027098
That's mean, treat you waifu right
>>713027293
It's not heresy if it's not my true waifu. Think of it like breaking up with someone to be wwith someone else
*Lies down*
>>713027456
So funny XD -_-
But i do love her, see above
I might not change waifus though
>>713027422
I will, thanks.
>>713028384
>erp
Virginity confirmed
So how fat/ugly/autistic are you? Be honest
.
>>713028246
You can "interact" with the person as they play the game, and you can talk to people in chat live
>>713027936
Isn't she one of your favourite botes.
>>713028120
>barge in
How slothful. It's an image board for discussion, why would you be sorry for that?
>>713028246
Seeing things live, being able to interact with the streamer.
>>713028421
Sad thing is that there aren't that many of those either, I believe episode 3 or 4 (can't remember which) has a long and quite good fight.
Other than that the most rememberable ones only happen by the end of the show.
>>713028355
Not too bad, thanks! Where do you work?
>>713028418
leave her alone
>>713028484
i love klonata anon
he's my bf
>>713028468
I expected better from you.
-scoots closer to you-
>>713028484
-Severely autistic-
>>713027549
???
>>713028676
-tickles your peepee-
>>713028602
Yeah but that's my personal bias. She still is meh tier though.
That Engrish she has too
>>713028565
but you'll just distract them and every twitch chat just seems like nonsense
>>713028621
who is this? :o
>>713028602
but what if theyre never live when I can watch? :(
>>713028468
so heresy?
>>713028384
I erp all the time with you
>>713028303
yeah me too
>>713028810
Alex >5
>>713028468
She is mean to me too sometimes. In fantasy. But still fucking mean to me. So I have to do payback! And not give her cookies or some shit. You know? Just like training a bad dog. Because she can bite real bad. But after all, she is great, cute and can make cake so that is cool and I love her.
>>713028602
Because I am sometimes shy to even start a conversation with someone else by myself. :3
>>713028617
For tonight, a coat room at a banquet center. So I have an hour or so to kill waiting for the party to be over.
>>713028810
it tsuklasa o:
-tickles your weewee-
>>713028421
The plot involves dating
Both seasons are dating for a while, then fighting
>>713028968
Not a bad way to kill some time while milking the clock.
>>713026435
Yes
I didn't see this on /a/
>>713028911
oh hey baby ^-^
<3
I got yelled at at work :o
>>713029016
I actually laughed hard
ooh it's gone.
the thread.
>>713029366
Why are you roleplaying with yourself?
I'm at work, by the way.
>>713028602
So its just worth watching for the antag and fight scenes. Now Im conflicted.
>>713029208
Again, the focus is mainly 'I wanna bone these girls hurrrrr'. Not what I enjoy. If I get drunk again, maybe, but thats unlikely to happen until I move out again.
Isnt it nice when we discuss things?
>>713028930
You're adorable and so is your waifu.
Post more pictures please.
>>713029434
where do you work again? sunscreen factory I believe you said :o
>>713026878
I did read properly, and I can somewhat agree with you on the "opened up all future 'stuck in the dream / game world' stories" bit, but that doesn't help the fact that the rest of the series is shit.
>Erased best of '16.
'15, and there have been other series that use time travel as a narrative device, such as I was mentioning Steins;Gate to Miku.
>>"Rem is best girl."
Her and Subaru still don't get together, except in a "What if" chapter in the light novels that details just that. Subaru was always meant to get together with Emilia, and the only thing that let him do that was his stubbornness. Also, if you did decide to watch the series, you'd know that Emilia only starts to like Subaru at the last episode.
>>713027549
IIRC, the reset mechanic is something he's always trying to explore in the light novels. He stays alive for at least another year, and during that time, he's learned to use a boomerang. Now, think of it like this: He actually did stay alive for a year, or he's had that many days worth in resets, and the knowledge has remained to help him overcome what's been killing him. I'm pretty sure it's the former though. But a situation like that could still be possible.
>S;G plot is finished while Re:zero has the LN going.
Steins;Gate was a visual novel first, yes, but they do have a sequel coming out here shortly, or it's already out and I haven't checked the last couple of days.
>>713028810
Not every chat, and most streamers don't read chat much. That's why i said "interact"
>>713028810
No
>>713028676
*Moves closer*
>>713028930
Sounds like a good waifu
>>713020062
Official Anime/Hentai Group!
https://discord.gg/4xZkS8p
RAAIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>713029291
>milking the clock.
>>713029627
-blow me tomoyo-
-moves closer-
>>713029500
The protagonist doesn't actually want to bone them, he's trying to take away their magical girl powers
>>713029796
We're milking the clock now?
>>713029796
>milking the cock
>>713026435
I got banned for "being in a dubs/get thread", even though the waifu thread was my first time on /a/
>>713029882
lean in and show us ur milk jugs
Elina
>>713029627
She is. :3
>>713029696
I am concerned that Flan is on the picture... -_-
husbando
>>713030279
>:3
>... -_-
This is an image board, you use reaction images.
>>713029291
I know, it's also more fun than phone vidya
>>713029864
*Moves closer*
>>713030279
I know
>>713030403
We can use both -_-
>>713030403
Yeah and emoticons too.
So did any /a/utist move here?
>>713028798
Heh, being able to look past your personal bias is a charismatic trait that I can't use all the time.
Although I can say that my dislike for Atago and Yuu-chan are quite biased.
>>713029500
I don't really want to influence you on this because if you didn't enjoy the first episode I don't think it will be worth watching the rest just for that.
>>713029985
>>713030589
why does your waifu go from loli to midget? :o
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>>713030576
>>713030576
-moves even closer-
>>713029577
Oh the rest went to shit as soon as Kirito became the Mary Sue.
>'15
My mistake. And yeah, S:G did it well too. Just said what came up first, and I watched Erased more recently.
>ReZero
Again, it just looks cringey as fuck from the main protagonist. And his actions in the first ep turned me right off. At least the other animes had smarter MCs.
>>713029882
Then why the hell do they want him if he's trying to depower them?
>>713030590
Fair enough. Ill probably just Youtube the fights.
>>713030741
She can also go adult. It's called fanart.
>>713030590
Yeah I can see why people dislike Iowa. I don't mind Atago actually by I also see why people dislike her too
>There is too big
>>713030871
YYYAAAASSSS QUEENN SLLAY
>>713030835
*Moves closer until i'm on top of you*
>>713030733
mm, very nice and delicious looking milk jugs :3
>>713031076
>>713030880
Because they cause explosions when they appear and get shot at by the girls who wear the skimpy exo-suits
and they don't want that, Kurumi is the exception, she want's all the other girls powers so she can prevent them all from ever getting their powers
>>713031141
Thanks
>>713030913
I enjoy loli :o
god I can only imagine the creepy and weird shit you guys would do if you were even near a girl
>>713030662
金三胖
'Lil Kim is pig disgusting.
>>713031272
you are a trap loli
>>713031228
you're welcome, you enjoy the attention from men huh?
>>713031272
loli is her best form. And original too so yeah.
>>713031356
I have female friends, they are ok with me.
>>713031356
wanna go out?
>>713031162
Nice pic
>>713031356
All the girls run away from me when i get close -_-
>>713031356
I whip out my dick, then promptly chop it off to prove my dominance over the other males in the area.
No one will look me in the eyes when I do this, displaying absolute submissiveness to me
I sometimes need to do this multiple times a day
>>713031076
-Is on top of me-
-holds onto the side of your abdomen-
>>713031560
O.
>>713031508
I'm not a loli :o
I'm 6 feet tall
>>713031512
I'm ok with you
>>713031542
you need to shower
every day
>>713031560
wait do you have multiple dicks?
>>713031587
*Nobody can save you now*
*Evil laugh*
>>713031707
Deodorant works just as good
>>713031707
now you are tho, want to see my van? i got a lollipop with cream filling
Nice shota
>>713031845
yes :o
>>713031838
eww please be joking...
>>713030936
Right, the flatter the better for me but there's some rare cases where the milk jugs don't seem to impact cuteness at all, Taigei being the best example, but Takao is another one that I can appreciate.
>>713031356
>>713031356
I began to do a tiki tiki dance around the girl, in circles.
Slowly, but surely, she will fall for me.
The ritual begins.
The girl is picked up by two large aztec men.
They both shout
"AH AH, TIKI TIKI" before carrying her away into their tribe
She's carried away, screaming. I just stand there with a smile on my face
>
>>713031960
I am. I don't have a shower though so i have to take a bath everytime
>>713032021
I had a crush on this girl in high school who wore a cape
she was weird and stood in a circle of friends who were also weird
like a giant fucking autist ritual :o
>>713031993
A full chest is the best
>>713031838
-I'm starting to get cold-
-I ask what you are going to do to me-
>>713031993
>>713031960
too bad, i dont have the patience *rapes ur cute loli butt here*
>>713031909
keep going
>>713030733
Tsunako lewds are awesome.
>>713031356
"if we were related i'd incest u"
"i eat ass"
"ey bby i wanna succ u up like a biscuit"
all my pick up lines
>>713032305
>>713032286
*I'm going to move closer*
*Moves closer*
I'm running out of pics now. This is why i don't post pics much
