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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight Re-roll, if 1-9: You get Shoah'd. 0 = Rothschild family saves you.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal National Socialism supporter/Honorary Aryan, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Fascist Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
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>>713018614

rallin
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>>713018628

das ist sehr gut
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z0ll!
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rollan
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roll
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>>713019267
reroll
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>>713018614
t; OP is a Jew
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>>713019388

Sieg Heil!
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>>713019555

Sieg Heil heinrich himmler
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>>713019594

Not enough loyalty to hide the fact you're a filthy JUDEN
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>>713019555

Himmler holy shit
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>>713020222

NO YOU'RE HIMMLER
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rolling
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roll
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>>713018614
Rollen
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reroll
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cool, n faden. was für fragen?
warum seid ihr noch wach?
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rerolling for my fate
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Roll!
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>>713021790
R-roll.
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>>713021920
Sane and legally released from asylum...
But what happens now?
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>>713018614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxN7F0JhIiE
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Ich habe meinen Arierausweis bei meiner Großmutter vergessen
>I forgot my aryan pass at my grandmothers house
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>>713022121
Well the laws say so
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sieg heil! das nazi land ist gut, Schutzstaffel
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>>713022283
HEY I DINDU NUFFIN YOU GODDAMN CROWTS!!!!
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>>713018614
Roll
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>>713018614
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Glorious aryan roll
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>>713022520
i can explain!
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>>713018614
I dindu nuffin
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>>713022650
kill me
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>>713018614
Roll
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>>713018614
sieg heil
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>>713018614
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>>713018614
Gutentag mein kommerade.
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>>713018614
Don't mind me
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>>713018614
>>713018614
Sieg heil
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>>713023987
Reroll
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>>713018614
Shit shit shit
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Sieg Heil!
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>>713018614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRm-bgIMQfQ
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scheiß nazis
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>>713018614
Roll
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>>713018614
roll for me262 pilot
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>>713018614
Rulm
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Roll
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>>713025077
Re-roll
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Roll
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Roll
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>>713018614
Here you go sir...
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Rollen
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>>713025619
Get in the truck you degenerate.
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>>713018614
Evening Officers
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>>713020280
And your a spastic, get in the truck.
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>>713025555
Eva Braun, Glory to Deutschland
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>>713018614
Rolio for Polio
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Fuck it, rollin
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>>713025900
Sieg Hiel
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>>713026089
Where's my treat
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Heil Mein Fuhrer!
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I have misplaced my papers, re-rerolling
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Sieg Heil
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lloR
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Š
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nuts,,
http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000IjeX2scpFYA/s/750/750/World-War-II-Renactors-002.jpg


WASS IST 'NATZ'???

wollen sie sagen,'nein' ich weiss,,,herr major,
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no jew here
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>>713018614
Ich habe nichts zu verbergen, meine Herren.
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>>713027806

ja, funf und hundert millimeter
schnell ans strasse seite,oder,buumbuumsemachen
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>>713018614
K
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>>713021555
Damn.
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>>713028464
roll for Juden
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No Jews here
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I have my papers right here.
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>>713029147
I seemed to misplace them, HERE are my papers.
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roll
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>>713018614
Heil!
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rollerinio
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>>713018614
rollin'
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>>713018614
roll
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im actually a jew

what do i do now
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>>713018614
SIEG HEIL!
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rololo
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>>713018614
Roll
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>>713029640
riporoni
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>>713029705
fuck, got out.
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>>713029750 fml
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Nothing to see here sir.
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ROLLARONI
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>>713029785
ESCAPED AGAIN.
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>>713029840
re-roll
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REROLIRONI
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Roll
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>>713018614
roll
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>>713029933
broke out. re-rolling. Jon Stewart strikes again!
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>>713018614
im roll
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>>713030199
gr8 escape come at me bruh
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>>713030355
see ya suckers!
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>>713029840
>>713029933
>>713030172

Jon Stewart... doesn't sound german...
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>>713018614
roll
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>>713018614
reroll
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rolling for the fatherland
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>>713030674
ri-rill
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>>713030830
fuck yeah, thanks Rothschild's!
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rell
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>>713018614
>definitely not a spy
>im a double gestapo
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>>713018614
rrol
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>>713018614
ol
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>>713018614
Roll
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>>713031291
Armed resistance fag here. Rerolling
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>>713031343
Dead
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Nothing to see here sir

heil hitler
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Roll
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>>713031907
re
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don't mind me I'm just an ordinary German
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Roll
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row
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Rolling for quads. Gotta get that Hitler dick
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>>713032160
Reroll
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>>713032205
Reroll again
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was ist loos? nichts?
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>>713032257
Y DO I KEEP REROLLING!
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>>713032301
Not again Lord Hitler
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>>713032261
>>>
>Anonymous 11/26/16(Sat)02:59:42 No.713026246▶
rerol fur krebsdosen
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i would like to die
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>>713018614
Guten tag herr obersturmführer
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re-roll
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Mein Führer!
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>>713018614
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Nothing here, just a regular citizen!
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>>713032660
rollo
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>>713018614
Rolling
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>>713018614
roll
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>>713032760
Reroll
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>>713032814
Reroll again
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>>713032711
Oh shit, I've been found! Death to der Führer!
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heil hitler
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>>713018614
gnillor
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>>713018614

Rawlin
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roll
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Re-rolling!
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>>713032925

Noice
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>>713032914
escaping?
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>>713018614
Neil Hitler
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>>713018614
roll
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WHO AM I
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>>713018614
rolle
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roll
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>>713018614
röll
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>>713033180
Rerolle
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rerollin
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>>713033233
rererolle
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>>713018614
roll
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ICH WERDE DICH TÖTEN!!!
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Henry Rawlins
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Roll
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ez im a deutscher
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>>713018614
Rollllin
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Rollen mit Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf. B
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Roll...
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Re-roll
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>>713033340

Nien...
Re-roll
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>>713033333

Fürher is here!
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calling x5 sup faggots
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>>713018614
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Rolololoin
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>>713033411
well that's gay I'd be NSDAP af irl
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>>713033454

Aw yiss
Roll again
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>>713018614
Wie gehts? Was für ein schöner tag!
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>>713018614
Rawl
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Juden! Re-Rolololoin
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>>713033604
roll
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>>713018614
No Resistance Mr.Policemen
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Roland
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kk
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Rawlin
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>>713033884
k
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>>713033924

Nein
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Roll
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>>713018614
roll
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Roll
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rolll
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Bro, you know who I am (Roll)
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>>713034137
Kek, lost my papers. Here you go non-jew fag.
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roll
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>>713034194
Aww shit nigga they found me out! Will I live?
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Henry Rollins
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>>713034207
Re roll
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roll
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>>713018614
Rollo
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>>713018614
69 get
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>>713018614
Reroll 11
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rolling for gestapo
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>>713034371
Reroll
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rolling
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>>713018614
Rolling hh
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>>713018614

rowle
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>>713034561
Rerolling hh
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Rollen
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>>713034610
rowle rowle
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Ayy lmao
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Rerolling cause of dubs
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Roll
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>>713018614
Hmm this looks like the checkpoints in USA now
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>>713035158
and CA
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>>713018614
roll
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>>713018614
Niggerfaggot
Roll
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roll
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>>713018614
ROLL!
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>>713018614
Roll
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Ich bin der uber gott
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gg
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>>713018614
sig heil?
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roll boii
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>>713037981
o shit re
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>>713038057
next roll
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>>713038069
k re-entry
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>>713038121
roll again
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Ein völk
Ein Reich
Ein führer

Seig heil
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>>713018614
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>>713018614
Ich werde für das Vaterland rollen
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>>713035158
You know this is staged; c'mon, the guy at the driver seat is white.
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>>713038990
Ich scheine defekt zu sein
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>>713039084
Ich breche aus
Ich versuche es noch mal
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>>713039238
Verrückt und verschlossen
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Einfach
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>>713039597
Schiesse man wo sind sie
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rollll
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>>713018614
heil!
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>>713018614
oh hallo there gentlemen
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>>713018614
roll
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>>713040132
ples
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>>713018614
Nothing to see here, just minding my own business. Totally NOT a spy or anything...
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K
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>>713040504
Re-roll
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>>713018614
Roll
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>>713018614
Rollen!
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>>713041017
Wieder Rollen!
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>>713041080
Wieder Rollen!!!1
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Rolling, rolling, rolling, the Jews they keep on smoking
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Roll
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roll
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roll jews
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>>713018614
Rawlin
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