HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight Re-roll, if 1-9: You get Shoah'd. 0 = Rothschild family saves you.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal National Socialism supporter/Honorary Aryan, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Fascist Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>713018614
rallin
>>713018628
das ist sehr gut
z0ll!
rollan
roll
>>713019267
reroll
>>713018614
t; OP is a Jew
>>713019388
Sieg Heil!
>>713019555
Sieg Heil heinrich himmler
>>713019594
Not enough loyalty to hide the fact you're a filthy JUDEN
>>713019555
Himmler holy shit
>>713020222
NO YOU'RE HIMMLER
rolling
roll
>>713018614
Rollen
reroll
cool, n faden. was für fragen?
warum seid ihr noch wach?
rerolling for my fate
Roll!
>>713021790
R-roll.
>>713021920
Sane and legally released from asylum...
But what happens now?
>>713018614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxN7F0JhIiE
Ich habe meinen Arierausweis bei meiner Großmutter vergessen
>I forgot my aryan pass at my grandmothers house
>>713022121
Well the laws say so
sieg heil! das nazi land ist gut, Schutzstaffel
>>713022283
HEY I DINDU NUFFIN YOU GODDAMN CROWTS!!!!
>>713018614
Roll
>>713018614
Glorious aryan roll
>>713022520
i can explain!
>>713018614
I dindu nuffin
>>713022650
kill me
>>713018614
Roll
>>713018614
sieg heil
>>713018614
Gutentag mein kommerade.
>>713018614
Don't mind me
>>713018614
>>713018614
Sieg heil
>>713023987
Reroll
>>713018614
Shit shit shit
Sieg Heil!
>>713018614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRm-bgIMQfQ
scheiß nazis
>>713018614
Roll
>>713018614
roll for me262 pilot
>>713018614
Rulm
Roll
>>713025077
Re-roll
Roll
Roll
>>713018614
Here you go sir...
Rollen
>>713025619
Get in the truck you degenerate.
>>713018614
Evening Officers
>>713020280
And your a spastic, get in the truck.
>>713025555
Eva Braun, Glory to Deutschland
>>713018614
Rolio for Polio
Fuck it, rollin
>>713025900
Sieg Hiel
>>713026089
Where's my treat
Heil Mein Fuhrer!
I have misplaced my papers, re-rerolling
Sieg Heil
lloR
Š
nuts,,
http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000IjeX2scpFYA/s/750/750/World-War-II-Renactors-002.jpg
WASS IST 'NATZ'???
wollen sie sagen,'nein' ich weiss,,,herr major,
no jew here
>>713018614
Ich habe nichts zu verbergen, meine Herren.
>>713027806
ja, funf und hundert millimeter
schnell ans strasse seite,oder,buumbuumsemachen
>>713021555
Damn.
>>713028464
roll for Juden
No Jews here
I have my papers right here.
>>713029147
I seemed to misplace them, HERE are my papers.
roll
>>713018614
Heil!
rollerinio
>>713018614
rollin'
>>713018614
roll
im actually a jew
what do i do now
>>713018614
SIEG HEIL!
rololo
>>713018614
Roll
>>713029640
riporoni
>>713029705
fuck, got out.
>>713029750 fml
Nothing to see here sir.
ROLLARONI
>>713029785
ESCAPED AGAIN.
>>713029840
re-roll
REROLIRONI
Roll
>>713029933
broke out. re-rolling. Jon Stewart strikes again!
>>713018614
im roll
>>713030199
gr8 escape come at me bruh
>>713030355
see ya suckers!
>>713029840
>>713029933
>>713030172
Jon Stewart... doesn't sound german...
>>713018614
roll
>>713018614
reroll
rolling for the fatherland
>>713030674
ri-rill
>>713030830
fuck yeah, thanks Rothschild's!
rell
>>713018614
>definitely not a spy
>im a double gestapo
>>713018614
rrol
>>713018614
Roll
>>713031291
Armed resistance fag here. Rerolling
>>713031343
Dead
Nothing to see here sir
heil hitler
Roll
don't mind me I'm just an ordinary German
Roll
row
Rolling for quads. Gotta get that Hitler dick
>>713032160
Reroll
>>713032205
Reroll again
was ist loos? nichts?
>>713032257
Y DO I KEEP REROLLING!
>>713032301
Not again Lord Hitler
>>713032261
>>>
>Anonymous 11/26/16(Sat)02:59:42 No.713026246▶
rerol fur krebsdosen
i would like to die
>>713018614
Guten tag herr obersturmführer
re-roll
Mein Führer!
Nothing here, just a regular citizen!
>>713032660
rollo
>>713018614
Rolling
>>713018614
roll
>>713032760
Reroll
>>713032814
Reroll again
>>713032711
Oh shit, I've been found! Death to der Führer!
heil hitler
>>713018614
gnillor
>>713018614
Rawlin
roll
Re-rolling!
>>713032925
Noice
>>713032914
escaping?
>>713018614
Neil Hitler
>>713018614
roll
WHO AM I
>>713018614
rolle
roll
>>713018614
röll
>>713033180
Rerolle
rerollin
>>713033233
rererolle
>>713018614
roll
ICH WERDE DICH TÖTEN!!!
Henry Rawlins
Roll
ez im a deutscher
>>713018614
Rollllin
Rollen mit Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf. B
Roll...
Re-roll
>>713033340
Nien...
Re-roll
>>713033333
Fürher is here!
calling x5 sup faggots
>>713018614
Rolololoin
>>713033411
well that's gay I'd be NSDAP af irl
>>713033454
Aw yiss
Roll again
>>713018614
Wie gehts? Was für ein schöner tag!
>>713018614
Rawl
Juden! Re-Rolololoin
>>713033604
roll
>>713018614
No Resistance Mr.Policemen
Roland
kk
Rawlin
>>713033924
Nein
Roll
>>713018614
roll
Roll
rolll
Bro, you know who I am (Roll)
>>713034137
Kek, lost my papers. Here you go non-jew fag.
roll
>>713034194
Aww shit nigga they found me out! Will I live?
Henry Rollins
>>713034207
Re roll
roll
>>713018614
Rollo
>>713018614
69 get
>>713018614
Reroll 11
rolling for gestapo
>>713034371
Reroll
rolling
>>713018614
Rolling hh
>>713018614
rowle
>>713034561
Rerolling hh
Rollen
>>713034610
rowle rowle
Ayy lmao
Rerolling cause of dubs
Roll
>>713018614
Hmm this looks like the checkpoints in USA now
>>713035158
and CA
>>713018614
roll
>>713018614
Niggerfaggot
Roll
roll
>>713018614
ROLL!
>>713018614
Roll
Ich bin der uber gott
gg
>>713018614
sig heil?
roll boii
>>713037981
o shit re
>>713038057
next roll
>>713038069
k re-entry
>>713038121
roll again
Ein völk
Ein Reich
Ein führer
Seig heil
>>713018614
>>713018614
Ich werde für das Vaterland rollen
>>713035158
You know this is staged; c'mon, the guy at the driver seat is white.
>>713038990
Ich scheine defekt zu sein
>>713039084
Ich breche aus
Ich versuche es noch mal
>>713039238
Verrückt und verschlossen
Einfach
>>713039597
Schiesse man wo sind sie
rollll
>>713018614
heil!
>>713018614
oh hallo there gentlemen
>>713018614
roll
>>713040132
ples
>>713018614
Nothing to see here, just minding my own business. Totally NOT a spy or anything...
K
>>713040504
Re-roll
>>713018614
Roll
>>713018614
Rollen!
>>713041017
Wieder Rollen!
>>713041080
Wieder Rollen!!!1
Rolling, rolling, rolling, the Jews they keep on smoking
Roll
roll
roll jews
>>713018614
Rawlin