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Just got this from my girls mom. Not sure what to do

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Just got this from my girls mom. Not sure what to do
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dump your girl and hit that shit you fucktard
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>>713018438
>>713018438
Tell her to keep turning so you can see all her ass
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milk it and yourself for all its worth
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>>713018736
this
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>>713018438
"that's a nice.. tattoo"
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My issue is it came out of nowhere and i still haven't gotten anything from her. Not sure she even realizea she sent it to me or if it was meant for me. Kinda not sure hoe to respond lol
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>>713018924
Try to some fuck.
That looks like a good chili ring to destroy mate.
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>>713018438
tell her u like her tat and that u would like to see another tats that she has
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>>713018845
That
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>>713018924
might be a test whether you're going to cheat
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>>713019549
lmao what girl's mom what do that shit?? it would make more sense if it was from her friend or some shit
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>>713018438

Tell her you fist on the first date.
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>>713018879
send this then judge her reaction
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>>713018438
>>713018924

dude, easy. just say "was this for me?"

if she says yes, you're in.

if she says no, but acts all surprised, say "it's ok, thats too bad tho. i liked the photo"

if she doesn't reply at all, it means it wasn't for you and she has no idea what to say
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>>713018438
Just say something like "hey i think you sent me a message meant for someone else" then act like it didn't happen but have yourself a really filthy wank, you'll hate yourself before during and after and it'll be glorious, you can do it op. if she says "no it was meant for you" then idk, if you want to stay faithful and love your gf, tell her you're in love with her daughter, if not, milk for all it's worth
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>>713020431
you sound like a huge faggot
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Share the pic widely on social media
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>>713018438
Show response op
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>>713020414
Good call. Now waiting
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>>713021118
damn op keep us updated
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>>713021118
the "lol" was too much
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Desu
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op if she sends more pics hit us up...i need them for the bank
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Response

>>713021458
Yea i tend to get nervous and overthink everything like that.
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>>713021944
damn bro she's totally into you
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>>713021944
"I'm not too upset either"
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Flirt or die a fag, op
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>>713021944
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answer this: well, not everyday you goy the oportunity to see something like this
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>>713021944
"Me either" get us some noodz
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>Not upset you got it.

Me neither, it's a nice picture. Show me more.
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>>713021944
"Ayyy lmao"
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Bumb!
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>>713018438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3uno4yIjy4
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>>713021944
Ask for unobstructed view of tattoo
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>>713021944
Dude, you're in. Fuck that shit hard
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>>713021944
This is where u say my lower half thanks u but could use more
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Fuk both of them at the same time nigger
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>>713022099
Checkd myself
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This thread better not die
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>>713021944
Clearly meant for you. She's not over reacting or saying omg, say well I'll be sure to delete this if it's okay with you
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>>713022390
You Said it
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>>713022277
^this, parlay the 3way
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"any others you wouldnt be upset if i got ;)"
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THIS THREAD IS WHAT 4CHAN LEGENDS ARE MADE OF OP.


YOU DONT CUCK THIS UP AND THIS STORY WILL BE TOLD FOR AGES.


Check the dubs faggets
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>>713021944
Just act casual and comment on the tattoo. Ask for a better pic of the tattoo. cause you like the 'Tattoo'. Also does she have any others?
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>>713021944
clearly meant for you, tread lightly. I'd respond with "well whoever its going to is one lucky person"
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>>713022079
^this
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>>713018438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juQ7O61ZmGY
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>>713021944
>>713021944
Tell her to show you more
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>>713021944
"Looks good from my house. "
I wouldn't mind seeing more.
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dubs
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tell her you wish her daughter had that hot piece of booty !!!!
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>>713022497
This will get things going. Come on OP
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>>713022079
go Op go
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My dick wants more
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>>713022211
>>713022497

Agreed
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Don't fuck this up
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>>713021944
Proceed to drop all your spaghetti out your pockets OP.

Honestly, I think she is fucking with you, bitches be crazy, if you are serious with you GF play it safe and tell her to fuck off and it is inappropriate.

If not, try and tap that ass, but be wary of a trap.
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>>713022420
>>713022079
These
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>>713022665
Second
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well feel free to show me more of that perfect ass since nobody is complaining ...
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>>713021944
what does your GF look like? share for omparison
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>>713022665
This OP
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>>713022079
This
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>>713018438
>>713021118
>>713021944

OP not sure if lucky or fucked
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Don't be bamboozled!
You'll have no gf no ass and your lust for milf booty will be the talk of the town
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Lurking
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Say "Well that's a nice tattoo"
It is totally benign and not incriminating if your gf finds out, but if the mother is actually interested it will bait her into sending another pic.

Don't specifically ask for another picture.
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Dude, score. How does she look OP?
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>>713022994
kek
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>>713022756
thisu
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Where are you op we need a update
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>>713022994
fuck off dude i need to see this ass
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OP abandoned us because his girlfriend caught him. R.I.P. OP.
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>>713018438
Bro bitches be cray, so play it cool, just comment on viewing the Tat
>>713022497
>>713022868
>>713022753
>>713022665

Do it
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>>713019053
tat
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POST LINK TO THREAD
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I say use the tattoo card my friend
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>>713023021
this
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You could say interesting never seen that tattoo before.
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bumping
keep me interested op
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Say it looks amazing next text say when are you getting it filled in
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>>713018438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYzzmXCTYkA
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>>713023021
OP, listen to this man.

Or don't. If you're that interested in seeing her ass, then break up with your GF and fuck her instead. Don't string her around you spineless faggot.
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>>713022079
DO IT
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>>713018438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0rCUkeVMNU
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bump
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>>713023032
She's got a hot body, face us meh but yea, def a MILF body wise
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>>713021944
OP you better hope your girl and her mom arent testing you to see if you'd cheat, just my 10 cents.
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One this thread hits 100 replies, OP will become a gigafaggot
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It seems the story has come to an end
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>>713023021

This shit OP. This is the fucking ticket. Make history anon.

Don't cuck this one up.
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Godspeed OP
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>>713023667
Was hoping?
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>>713023379
This
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>>713023667
What are the ages of everyone in this story?
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>>713023667
Pick up the reply pace op
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>>713023667
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>>713023667
thats not your "girlfriends" mom.
but go ahead and fuck it up by sending a dick pic
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>>713023667
Show her your "reaction"
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>>713023667
You in boy
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>>713023667
So this chick is either crazy or you're lying.

I mean she wants you to say she's hot or something, which is weird.
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>>713023667
"Let me try again. Youre ass is amazing"
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>>713023667
REEE NOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n_ImY5A-S0
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>>713023856
A FUCKING TYPO REALLY NIGGER
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>>713023667

Tell her "I was making you want to show me more. I want to see the ass I'll be fucking and cumming on later.
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>>713023856
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You have to rekt that ass dude
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>>713023667
try to make it up for me then
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>>713023667
"Maybe you could show me a bit more and you'll get a better reply"
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>>713023667
"Theres a lot more going through my head ;) but I didn't want to overstep"
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tell her she should send more pics for a better reaction...
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>>713023917
rip
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>>713023954
There you go up do this
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>>713023667
SMASH
M
A
S
H

DESTROY MILF PUSS
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>>713023943
>"Maybe you could show me a bit more and you'll get a better reply"
Agreed
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>>713023667
"What were you hoping for exactly?"
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>>713023667
This is what you say: Maria, I honestly think you look amazing and you should be very proud. I'm just in shock - albeit not disappointed I received this.
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>>713023667
Well. Give me a second chance and a better look at that tattoo
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>>713023667
Tell her you need to see more in peer to give an accurate rating
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>>713023667
Say something like, "Well, I'm dating your daughter, but if I wasn't, I'd bend you over that bathroom counter and fuck you until we collapse" or something. Gives you a shot for her to encourage it further while giving you deniability if they are just fucking with you
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>>713023673
I fucking hope not. Daughter is hot too but this is some porn level shit lol. Pic related, her daughter
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>>713023856
roll
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>>713023963
this
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>>713024100
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>>713023954
>>713023856

10/10 both of them, choose OP
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>>713024129
Money shot
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>>713024153
Whale
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>>713018438
Nice. But why are you texting your girls mom anyway? Direspectful, nigga.
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>>713024100
OP THIS

>>713023667
>>713023667
>>713023667
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op you have to send a dick pic now..her answer dictates it like..now.
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>>713023667
are you fucking serious op, did you see that ass. get it the fuck together! its on as fuck now
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>>713024100

winner
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Test
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>>713024220

Found the virgin
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>>713024153
You are one lucky bastard op
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>>713023954
Do this OP.
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>>713024100
roll
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>>713024150

That's fucking retarded. That's still clause for cheating, so there's no deniability to be had.
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lol this is a good way to get a mother daughter 3 way, dought it will happen, and you'll more than likely lose both, but the outcome could be glorious
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>>713023667

"you were expecting a reaction? so it WAS for me? in that case, you're sexy as fuck :P"
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>>713024100
dont forsake the dubs
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>>713024127
Niceguyâ„¢
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0wo
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>>713024129
This
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>>713024192
>>713023667

Don't be a fgt OP
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>>713024153
her daughter may as well be a nigger. show moms face. also get more pics from her you fucking pussy
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>>713024150
Don't mention the daughter - just play coy.

Listen, he's obviously young and not going to marry the daughter.

Even if the daughter is a good girlfriend, there's always another.

FUCK THE MOM, OP. IT' LL BE THE CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT OF YOUR LIFE.
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>>713024354
DON'T DO THIS
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>>713024220
Holy fuck you're gay.
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>>713024222
Are you a fucking nigger? Take your autism somewhere else you fucking newfag/niggerfag
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>>713024222
You have to let it happen, virgin ;)
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>>713024153
You have nothing to lose. You have already fucked the daughter. Let's see if you can fuck the mum. Once in a lifetime opportunity.

Now ask the numb to show you her tits
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Smash! Go get that milf pussy
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>>713024100

get it son
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>>713024354
>:P
Go away
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>>713018438
you can alyways get a new girlfriend you cant always fuck youf girlfriends mom with proof and pics. imagine the high fives for years to come. god dammit man
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>>713023667
Abandon,that response. COMMENT ON TATTOO
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>>713023667
"I said that because I thought you didn't mean to send it. If you meant to send it, then I'd have a better reaction." Dude i spent forever thinking of this if you havent responded yet. Pls use it
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>>713024322
>>713024100


Two dubs to pick and ruin your relationship life. By all means go right ahead.

And since you've shown your GF/her daughter, you might as well show us a face pic of the MILF too
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>>713023667
>was hoping for a better reaction

lol i thought it wasn't meant for me, maybe if i got a better view of that "tattoo"
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>>713024513
Truth
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>>713024129
Op this
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>>713023667
Dude, ask for a better view, send a dick pic in the next pic sent. No words, or say "our secret". You'll be in.
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>>713020414

This is a good idea.
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>>713024466

it's called being playful. i know you THINK you're hardcore alpha, but you're actually a huge cringelord. stop trying to be so cool all the time anon, it makes you look like matt damon
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>>713024129
Roll
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send a dick pic op..here..take this and send it.
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>>713024222
Betafag.jpg
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>>713023824
Im 16, girl 17, mom 38

>>713023829
Sorry, new phone is retarded. Just got a LG V20 and its kinda retarded
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>>713018438
I would love to smash that hot ass of yours. Let me come over and beat those cheeks.
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op died
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>>713024711
Winnar
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>>713024656
I think I just upset the beta
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>>713024552
You have no idea how to talk to women.

Don't fuck it up OP by doing this coy bullshit. She's old enough to not want to play those games
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>>713024656
nah, you are just a faggot. Stupid emotes just ooze lack of confidence.
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>>713024728
Epic
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>>713024728
HE DID IT
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>>713024711
WINNER
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>>713024728
little bit overkill. Possibly killed.
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>>713024728
b&
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>>713024728
Now we wait
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>>713024656

No that's exactly what a beta faggot like you would say
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>>713024728
Choice :)
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>>713024728

Holy shit it's happening boys.

Spam F5
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>>713024728
boi he did it
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>>713024728
Underage b&
TF is wrong with you?
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>>713024728
now we wait
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>>713024728
enjoy getting b&
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he pulled the fucking trigger OP you the man
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>>713024728
Yeah boi he In their
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>>713024728
underaged ban him!
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>>713024765
lol, if you think i am at all rustled, you're only adding evidence to my comment.
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>>713024728
b&

Read the rules nigger
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Op playing his cards! Best of luck pal.
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>>713024728
Good luck op
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Its obviously a trap by the mum to see if you faithful. you stupid.
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>>713024557
*Better his relationship.
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>>713024728
Godspeed, Anon.
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>>713024728
youre fucked now op..should have sent the dick pic..you would be balls deep in milf ass tomorrow guaranteed.
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>>713024728
OP I LOVE YOU
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>>713024848
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>>713024656
That's actually called being a fucking 14 year old virgin fuck boy.
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>>713024728
You suck at this dude.
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>>713024892
Lol, got me
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GOT MY DICK IN HAND DONT FUCK UP OP
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>>713024838
>>713024797

LOL
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>>713022223
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>>713024728
I can't tell if this was a good choice, or if he dun fucked up. I genuinely think your social life outside of 4chan is over anon.
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some dubs for good luck
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>>713023954
Do this but without the gay ass homosex emoji.

Emojis are for faggots, women and children.
Also, you have got her feeling a little insecure now, this is good, she was expecting you to be drooling like a dog.

Further play it up by just commenting on the tattoo and nothing else, you have to make her really WANT to send another picture to try and get you acting like a retard for her.

Play it cool, and don't say anything that could fuck it up between you and your girlfriend.

Best case scenario:

Mother sends you lots of filthy pics, GF finds out but because you played it smart and didn't say any dumb, incrimination shit, the GF is still OK with you and has lots of kinky, angsty sex with you to get back at her mother for trying to bone you.


Trust me on this, I have over 600 confirmed sexes.
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>>713024728
Op are you a new fag or something?
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>>713024728
Ya dun goofed, you loser
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good luck op
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>>713024513
thats an excellent point
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Op made my day
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A moment of silence for our fellow anon. May he get the mlf pussy
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>>713024728
>16

You dumb as shit nigger
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>>713024728

Damn, finally some good content, but it happens to be a B&able niggerfaggot. Go to sleep OP
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>>713020736
>share this picture widely on social media
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it's a good day to be alive
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THERE IS ALOT AT STAKE HERE OP DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT FUCK THIS UP
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>>713024902
lol,
>daughter "hey mom, would you mind sending an ass pic to my bf to see if he is faithful?"
>mom, "yea sure honey"
in what fucking world would this conversation happen?
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OP you have the full support of /b with you, godspeed lad.
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The fate of my nightly fap depends on you OP.
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Either fuck her or pass her to a homie, she needs some good D.
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>>713024902
it's not a trap if you don't hide it from the gf. that doesn't mean you have to say anything, it just means you can't lie if confronted or make a conscious effort to hide it.
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>>713024728
And that was the shitty response, should've been more lowkey about it.
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This thread has so much cringe in it. OP, you are beta as fuck. KYS
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>>713023667
>>713021118
>>713018438

OP respond ' WELL I WAS EXPECTING A DIFFERENT PHOTO" (that can be read as send another, but you can justify it to your girl otherwise. also got any nudes of the daughter
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OP we are all rooting for u
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>>713025096
Hey look Chelsea Clinton
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>>713024728
Typo. I'm 18*
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>>713023762
This
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>>713024728
>>Im 16, girl 17, mom 38

damn mods, i need to ask?
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>>713025209
nice try
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>>713018438
You're all getting worked ffs
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>>713025030
But emojis is how I managed to fuck your mum anon
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>>713025209
nice
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>>713025222
checked
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On the edge of my seat... is OP going to remain faggot or is a legend about to be born?
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>>713025233
>be newfag
>calls mods for dumbass reason
fuck you nigger
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>>713025209
kek, you're the best
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>>713025233
It's okay it's a female pedo not male so it's okay
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>>713025112
Thankfully some common fucking sense round this joint
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>>713024728
why would you say your age op mods are gonna KEK this thread real quick
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>>713025209
>>713025301

Lol the fucking "save"
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>>713025209
Mom did say he was ten years younger
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>>713025233
Dude fuck off
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>>713025233
Don't be a fag. Op may actually score.
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>>713025112
More like
"Let me use a picture off of google images to this little nigger and see what happens"
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>>713025233
Good idea he's a minor and this is wrong. Moderators help
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>>713025386
What does kek mean?
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Does she have a husband of boyfriend?
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>>713024656
>he thinks using emojis is at all acceptable unless you are a faggot, woman or child.

You have to be over 18 to post here.
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He got dubs. You have to fuck off now.
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>>713025209
Happens to the best of OP.
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Bait thread is so intensively saged that even old fags have been drawn into this fuckery.
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>>713025387
In what fucking country is fucking a 16 year old being a pedo anyway? Illegal in some maybe, but not pedo.
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>>713025512
Kill every kike
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Response 1
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>>713025512
It means I want to fuck you violently until you have an anal fissure.
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>>713025512
You're on the internet. google it.
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....Waiting for a legend to be born
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>>713024728
Underage b&
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OP MAKE HISTORY! BECOME LEGEND
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>>713025512
It's lol in world of warcraft
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>>713025581
OH SHIT
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>>713025581
Oooohhhhh shit fam
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>>713025581
GJZJXXHXJJXXHNXXBXB
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>>713018438
first, get off of T-Mobile
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>>713025296

lol this is what im saying. All these "alpha" dudes thinking they're too cool to use an emoji. You obviously used them like a beta cuck if you think they're that cringey. if you use them very sparingly at the right times it shows the girl you're playing around. girls are just as clueless as guys you daft neck beards. its hard to judge tone in text messages, thats why they were invented in the first place.

>inb4 im a faggot
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>>713025550

Been here since the beginning and tbh I am pretty balls deep into this story lol. If this ends up tree fiddy I'm gonna throw my phone
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>>713025581
No fucking way
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>>713025581
Hero
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>>713025581
Alright OP time to fuck.
>>
If you are not of the legal age please leave, this place is for responsible adultas
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ITS HAPPENING FUCK YES
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>>713025511
God you're a fag
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>>713025581
LEGENDARY OP
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>>713025581
praise be to OP
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>>713025581
GET IT BOY
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>>713025581
O shit
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>>713025581
No fucking way
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>>713025581

MORE MORE MORE
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>>713025581
MY BOY
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op done goofed...RIP OP...RIP YOU INGLORIOUS BETA FAGGOT
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>>713025581
Say That's great, but you should take those panties off
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>>713025512
>this much people falling for the bait
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I want this to be real I want this to be real I want this to be real I want this to be real I want this to be real I want this to be real
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>>713025066
Ripperino
>>
OP YES
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>>713025533
Op is 16. "Child" therefore acceptable. So fuck yourself anon
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>>713025581
Is it even real
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>>713025550
Agreed
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>>713025581
NIGGA POST THE REST
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>>713025581
Moderators moderators get this off he's a child absolutely inadequate what the Frick
>>
Let's think about this for a sec.

If this is real, can you imagine being OP? My heart would be beating out of my chest.

Let's say minis dtf - how do we finagle this? Can we help OP save the relationship with the gf?

Can OP fuck mom and gf the same night!?
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Holy shit i can smell the payoff. DO IT OP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>713025573
But what does kike mean?
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>>713025581
Start a new thread op
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>>713025581
dude ask for tits
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>>713025581

Damnnnnnn
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>>713025550
This thread pretty much shows how the userbase has gone to shit around here. Anyone with a brain can see this is a load of bs.
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>>713025581
Show.us.the."this angle".picture.Now
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Jesus the spaghetti. Op just ask straight out if she wants to Netflix and chill. You're going to fuck it up taking game pointers from /b/. At least you have some success rate that way.
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OP is the hero we need
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>>713025581
post the pics aswell
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DO IT OP

DO IT OP

DO IT OP
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>>713025780
shitty b8
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>>713025788
dubs of truth
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>>713025581
Response 2

Shit got real

Idc if i get banned, I've gotten help and pushed to get the balls to get in a sitaution they make thousands of porn movies about. I'm trying to get laid, not read the rules
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>>713025581
My dubs say "Those stretchmarks remind me of your daughter's vagina"
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>>713025581
Fake, who the hell stays in the bathroom for 30 minutes to wait for a response from someone to just the another picture at the exact same position with the products on the table on touched. Fuck this thread
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>>713025780
It means "go to bed, kid"
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>>713025604
I don't have google. I don't know where to install it. I have bing though. Will that work?
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>>713025581
nigger, post the rest of it
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Plot twist; The thread gets limited out by you autistic twats.
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>>713025668
same
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>>713025747
Kek
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If this is fake I'd like a source for that ass, please.
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>>713025581
POST THE OTHER OP!!
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OP got BALLS
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>>713025798
/b/ has always been shit deal with it
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Mother of god
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>>713025871
shut the fuck up youre going to 404 this thread
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>>713025888
Holy shit trips
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>>713025798
Who cares? If it's bait, I wasn't doing anything better. If it isn't, well it's a win.
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>>713025885
lit
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>>713025885
SMASH THAT SHIT TILL YOUR DICK FALLS OFF
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>>713025638
But isn't that "WoW"
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>>713025661
Please, go be a cringey 12 year old somewhere else, you are just embarrassing yourself
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>>713025512
Funny story

Started as lol, which turned into lel because faggots thought they were funny. lel was what pretty much everyone used back in 2013-15. Some tards would post kek by accident, because the letter is right next to it. When moot made [S4S], they found this food called kek and turned it into a meme, and it spread from there. There was different kinds and levels of kek. The best kek was "top shelf kek," which is why you'll see people say "top kek" occasionally.

You're welcome, newfag.
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>>713025885
Smash it boi
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>>713025885
>nice pad
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oh shit
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>>713025885
MORE
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>>713025885
Tell her MOAR
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>>713025885
Tell her you just can't tell need more with less clothes
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>>713025888
TRIPS
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>>713025885
>>713025581
"Best Mom ever"
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>>713025885
Mention something like "The 2nd picture, but it's ruined by all the clothing"
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>>713025885
Send.your.fucking.dick.NOW.
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>>713025885
both got a BIG reaction
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>>713025885
This is where you come back with the dick pic bro. Don't let us down. Seal the deal!
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>>713025885
Make a new thread and send her a fake big dick pic
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>>713025911
no sorry :(
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BRO OP, SMASH HER TONIGHT, do what many of us wish we could be doing!
reply her something like,
> idk i might need to see it irl to get a better response
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>>713025885

"From the front i think, your body is amazing, are you even wearing a bra your tits look so good"
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>>713025987
also warcraft orcish translation for lol
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"nudes"
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>>713025895
Dumb ass, maybe she took a lot of pics on the bath and now she's on bed sending to them. Use ur fucking brain
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>>713025885

"You know I'm not really sure. Theres a lot of fabric blocking my views."
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>>713025885
say this:

tbqh i really enjoy seeing you from every angle... how bout you let me have a closer look some time?
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>>713025885
Tell her both pics got the same reaction. She got your dick hard.
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>>713025885
respond: "whichever angle shows more skin. Maybe try an angle without clothes on?"

And maybe offer something back to her?

Geez OP
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>>713025885
Tell her to remove the underwear
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>>713026109
Respond with this
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>>713025885
"How can I choose? I'd have to see underneath"
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>>713025953
>ifunny
kys
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>>713025885
I much prefer the second photo, as does my dick.
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Tel her you'll react in person.
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tell her those panties are in the way
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>>713026100
Virgin
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>>713025885
"God damn that's amazing! I'd love to see how the full front looks without any 'interuptions' so to speak"
>>
Smash dat ass, fuck your gf your young you'll find some one else but fucking a gf mom is legendary
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>>713025885
Nah dude you mistyped, you're 18 mods understand. And tell her they both look amazing but It'd be better in person where she could "see" your reaction
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>>713026109
this
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>>713025895
I too believe this is fake as hell, but some slags do just casually take a load of provocative photos in one go then send em off whenever they fancy catching a dick.
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>>713026118
roll
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>>713025581
>>713025885
OP RESPOND WITH "hold up, Im still trying to figure out which one burying my face in would be more satisfying GOD DAMN"
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>>713025885
tell her she looks like she might have great tits ;)
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>>713026047

FUCKING THIS OP. DO IT. I BELIEVE IN YOU.
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show nudes
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>>713026100
this is autistic
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>>713026110
this This THIS THIS THIS
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>>713025885
say ' You would be surprised what it takes to get a reaction from me" and " I dont think your up to it:
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>>713025885
Less clothes = better reaction, silly girl.
>>
Nigger
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OP YOU NEED TO SEND COCK ASAP
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MAKE A NEW THREAD OP
>MAKE A NEW THREAD OP
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>>713026109
This or >>713026142 This.
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>>713025895

This.
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>>713025885
No one else wonders why she's been standing in the bathroom for the last hour, and not touched the hairbrush etc?
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>>713026109

This
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NEW THREAD BEFORE 404
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>>713025885
"Believe me, both give amazing reactions. Ass pic alone has me so hard"
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>>713026109
This
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>>713025096
Dude that's Chelsea Clinton
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idc guys I just wanna get laid, what should I message back?
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>>713025885
OP, please upload the raw image files instead of screenshots of the text convo, it makes for better fapping.

Least you could do for us after all our help.
>>
QUICK SOMEONE MAKE NEW THREAD FOR OP
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>>713026232
You gotta say the panties are blocking the tattoo. It's cheeky without being fuckin' gross.
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>>713026185
This
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>>713026003
good eye.
>>
MAKE A NEW THREAD OP
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Almost 400 post in a thread on /b/ this is a new era
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>>713018438
>>713018438
>>713018438
MAKE A NEW THREAD TO PREVENT IT FROM DYING
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>>713026109
lol this
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>>713025987
I'm not new. I've been using 4chan for a couple years but never knew what kek and cuck meant. What is cuck tho? Another word for faggot?
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>>713026224
>>713026224
This is actually great
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MAKE A CONT
>MAKE A CONT
MAKE A CONT
>MAKE A CONT
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400th post get
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I'm calling the police he's a child what the Frick stop promoting this. Moderators hurry up
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OP you're on page 7 and going down fast, post limit is reached. Start a new thread and link it here before it dies!
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>>713025885
Send a dick pic. Take it from the bottom up.
>>
look closely at the frontal pic. She's on her period.
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>>713026118
Roll
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Op please
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>>713026395
cuck is a dude whose girl is being fucked by a superior dude
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>>713026224
>>713026224
This, but in a new thread.

NEW THREAD, OP. WITH THAT REPLY.
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>>713025885
answer this:
Wow when and where can we met?
>>
OP YOU NEED TO SEND COCK PIC ASAP
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>>713026417
>18
>child
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>>713026417
quit being a cry baby bitch
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>>713025987
It's actually because of WoW, if you play Alliance and an Orc says lol it comes through as kek on your screen.
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Posting pics of my wife even though youre dating my daughter, run kid run.
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>>713026456
nigga you right
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I know this is all fake but I'm enjoying this thread.
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>>713026444
mandatory trips
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If dubs, text your girlfriend these snapshots, and tell her that her mom is making you uncomfortable.
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>>713026288
yep...
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>>713020414
>>713024354
>>713026109

best responses ITT
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>>713026304
thisss
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>>713026184
hahah no u will never get laid goin on like that boi
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NEW THREAD FOR FUCK SAKE
>>
MY DICK FEELS LIKE CORN
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OP MAKE A NEW THREAD
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>>713026184
I cringe so hard at some of you
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>>713026456
>period
this. LULZ
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>>713026109
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>>713026561
THIS SO MUCH
THEN PROCEED TO FUCK BOTH
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>>713026456
Explains why she is so horny
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>>713026479
I thought that was a cuckhold though?
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lol this is more attention than i expected.
Sorry to burst the bubble but I had premade those messages.
It's fake have a good night fagolas
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>>713025885
Hard choice.You gotta help me choose.l
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>>713026561
ROLLING
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>>713026110
do this
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TIME TO ABANDON THREAD OP DUN GOOFED TOPKEK
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>>713026655
MAKE A NEW THREAD
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>>713026673
fake
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>>713026655
MAKE A NEW THREAD
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>>713026655
let's gooooooo nigga
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>>713026655
>>713026655
>>713026655
>>713026655
MAKE A NEW THREAD!
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>>713026655
New thread bro
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>>713026655
GOOD JOB OP. BUT MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE THIS ONE DIES
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>>713026655
OP HAS HUGE BALLS
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>>713026655
NEW THREAD DICKHEAD
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damn, I don't even care about nudes at this point I just want to see this carried out.
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>>713026673
Fake asf nice try
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>>713026655
OH MY GOD
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>>713025885
You're a fucking CHAMP OP! Keep them coming! Try to get more out of her. I hope you get laid ;)
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>>713026655
Tell her she's hot and you want my face fuck her. Stop beating around the bush and start beating what's below hers.
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>>713026775
true
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>>713026655
NEW THREAD
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>>713026655
make a new thread already
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>>713026543
One lol for me.
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>>713026820
>>713026820
>>713026820
>>713026820
>>713026820
NEW THREAD
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NEW THREAD OP PLEASE
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>>713026820
>>
>>713026655
Oh shit he's going in boys
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>>713026820
>>
I fucked all ur moms u niggers
Eat my shit u faggot bitches
This nerd nigger will never fuck the mom standing in the bathroom for the past hour waiting for his message.
You will all get raped some day.
Eat my shit faggots
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MFW when post makes 500
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>>713026944
it wont
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>>713026898
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>>713026820
>>
THE TESTICLES ON THIS ONE!!!!!
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>>713026898
GET FUCKING GOT
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>>713026655
This can really become legendary OP. Keep at it, she's into ya.
Kinda like the "Ken Park" movie.
>>
NEW THREAD
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>>713026898
THIS
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>>713026655
MY FUCKING MAN!!!
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I'm honered to be here to witness this
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GURANTEED REPLIES
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>>713026898
Thread
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>>713025885
LEGENDARY!! Probably the perfect response. Hope she sends more
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500 on a 4chan thread
GODLIKE
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Anyone who thinks this is real is a fucking retard.
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Eat my dick all of you niggers.
I hate 4channers.
Join my subreddit /r/ben
Niggers
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>>713026944
I think it will
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>>713025885
>>713025885
>>713025885
GO GO GO GO GO
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>>713027212
BUMPING FOR 500!!!
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500 lol
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>>713027189
it has to be atleast current time cuz he used quotes from the fucking thread
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500
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only OP post pics,incase of image limit
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500 get
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>>713027212
it MUST
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NEW THREAD IS UP LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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>>713027212
500
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