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No Fluffy abuse?
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>>713016339
can't post as i am on phone, but i'll merrily bump
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In case anyone asks, here is the infographic
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>>713018536
This one, is quite funny.
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>>713017799
Love seeing bad mummahs get BTFO
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>>713020000
that get wasted on fluffy!
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Lurking
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>>713020899
second last.
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>>713020954
and boom. Bad mummah get punished. Best that the guy is Lawful good.
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>>713021106
that was a disappointing end. I wanted to see the little shit get it's face kicked in.
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>>713021106

Artist name? Buroo link?
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>>713021364
Different tastes. Heres something for you then.

>>713021475
Ryunnsosuke. Had the author right on the front page.
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>>713021794
love it. more like that?
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>>713021767

Thanks
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>>713021767
thx bb
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>>713021894

I always found that annoying. The outside of a pepper is not hot, nor can it burn you. It's the insides that do all that.
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Anyone wanna post smawty stuff? love seeing deserved beatings.
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>>713022031
It was done by me
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>>713023451
I think this is pretty funny because of the bait and switch. I just wish grim1 drew the end of the story this is an adaptation of instead of cutting off abruptly.
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Drawfag here, taking rrequests.
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>>713023521
I don't save much smarty.
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>>713023932
Can we see something you've already drawn ?
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Hugboxer here, why do people like abusing the nice ones? Smarties and ungrateful bastards i can understand, but why the lovely little fellas that just want love?
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>>713024083

They don't deserve love, only hate and pain.
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>>713024083
Because it's sad and good for feels.
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>>713023769
nice.

>>713024083
Same boat with you. I like mine justified even if its to show their stupidity or sin to a certain extent.
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>>713024083
>Pic related
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>>713024083
Because they're the best kind of fluffy to abuse. The more oblivious, nice, ignorant and happy the fluffy is, the more satisfying it is when it realizes how weak it is and how terrible the world actually is.
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>>713024198
But they try so hard sometimes, they just want love
>>713024235
Beating the innocent makes you guys feel better?
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>>713024548
heres a nut squish for you
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>>713024626
Don't get to over your head with it. It is just the balance of things. One box can not live without the other.
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>>713024626
Being entertained does technically qualify as feeling better I guess.
Why are you writing it like we do the depicted things? I just like sad stories.
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>>713024872
I guess, its just part of the whole fluffy thing i never got. Though with only hugbox it would just be a poor excuse for mlp and who wants that.
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>>713024261

Reminds me of a time in the Army. Was qualifying on the M110, a deer wandered out onto the range between the 1000M and 1500M targets and my Sgt was like: Don't do it, don't... do it. Don't you dare... OK, do it! and I popped that bastard right through the heart.

T'was immensely satisfying.
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>>713024872

Omg kek
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>>713025147
Alot of them are written in first person, just assumed people like to get into it
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>>713025210
I see fluffy hugbox dramatically different from the MLP fandom but I can see the influence.
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>>713024052
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>>713024548
This.
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>>713024183
Pretty nice !
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>>713025308
do you have full comic?
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thread flat lining!
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>>713026399
Nuuuuu!
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>>713023932
Trying to think of something, I'm thinking something nice and worldbuilding that illustrates the way fluffies interact with things. Maybe something with a toy or in the saferoom.

Fluffies fighting over blankets to build their sleeping places? The most colorful being the most prestigious.

I like things that show how fluffies find their own drama, even if they are hugboxed.
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>>713023932
A pillowfluff is peacefully sleeping at Fluffy daycare ; another fluffy takes a shit right behind the pillowfluff ; the pillowfluff gets blamed for bad poopies (sorry stick + sorry box), while the other fluffy (who did the prank) is laughing.

Can you do that ?I guess it would require some work but I think that would be a nice story
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>>713026480

I'm however the one who requested this, so feel free to do somebody else. Or choose what you like best.
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>>713026480
Whole cities build by blankets and pillows in a hugboxers saferoom, fluffies breeding like crazy getting a whole society that have never left the saferoom
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>>713023932
Fluffy helping its owner pick vegetables in the backyard garden by pulling a little miniature horse cart to put the vegetables in and being rewarded later with a pat on the head and a carrot.
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>>713026822
Their was a story where fluffies fill up a barn via breeding for a science experiment.
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>>713025902

Pretty sure that's all there is.
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>>713026986
damn man need that sauce, or anything like it, i love seeing fluffies living together without any sandbox problems
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IDa2saMdeg&t=2s

Fuckin' weapons grade autism.
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>>713026625
It's been done.
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>>713027136
I don't get it. Did he drown cause he really think he was underwater? Or just mindless playing video games
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>>713027545
Never saw it though. Source ?
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>>713027298
I was just working through the booru and didn't save the link, I didn't even save pictures at that time. Sorry. But the stories were more about the problem of overpopulation.
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>>713027479
New content is always welcomed but damn.
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>>713027785
Oh damn, dont worry about it man. I'll have a look
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>>713028042
The guy did multiple classical experiments.
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I'll work on these >>713026625 >>713026945
first, I do want more PSA type of images myself, and I've been thinking about doing them a lot, I'll have to think something about it first though. Would you guys like to see me draw on stream?
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>>713028552
Yeah it would be great to see how youre getting on with a new piece
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>>713028552
Where do I do that? Watching a stream, that is?
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>>713028684
Why did it kill the blue one? Territorial?
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>>713028552
I am >>713026625
I am unfortunately leaving for now (bedtime for us Eurofags), please feel free to share your work on fluffy threads over the next days.

Good luck with my request ; really hope you can make it come true.
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>>713027573

Yes, fluffies can drown just by seeing a depiction of water.
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>>713028982
The shelter workers were fucking around and put some other mares foals in with that one and she killed them to keep them from stealing milk from her babies. They plan on doing the same to hers later on though.
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>>713028982
not mine, some mares dont like other foals to drink her milk when she has foals, as she doesnt accept them as part of her family
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>>713024052
A mare nursing a pair of rats thinking they are their foals and the rats eat her
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>>713029048
thanks
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https://picarto.tv/whyarewewatchingthis
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>>713016339
Mlp isn't allowed here.
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>>713030113
There already is a comic like that, but I don't have it handy.
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>>713029412
Ah ok. Still have to adapt to others head cannons. Used to Fluffys always accepting others as their own.
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>>713030209
This isn't mlp and it is in fact banned from /mlp/. Lurk moar.
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>>713029659
Those games were kick ass. Wish they would re-release them with how nintendo likes pushing all their old stuff.
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>>713030254
Fuck
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>>713030861
The brown one should be cheaper. As cheap'as the runt actually
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>>713031194
It looks more like a dark orange color to me.
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>>713031194
Color could reasonably be in season.
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>>713031379
Either way, it's a shit tier color, the mother would not even bother feeding it, may it be brown or dark orange
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>>713031874
holy shit. Why? Owning cats would be better. Thats a bio-hazard in the making.
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I still don't understand how you retards can be serious. This is some deviantart level shit, yet it's the YLYL threads that get bothered
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>>713024368
I've scrolled past these threads several times, but never been willing to stoop to this level of autism.

This time when I scrolled by, I saw this particular image. Suddenly I don't feel so bad about being fascinated by what I've seen.
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>>713032669
Adding autism to autism doesn't make it any less autistic
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>>713032212
Because their communication ability makes them seem more like children, so at least some people would go out of their way to help as many as possible.
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>>713032897
And that's what makes them so dangerous, aside from breeding rapidly.
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I have a specific request. Anyone got shit related to the worst baby? I need to see it now.
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>>713027479
Jesus christ.
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>Be you, Anon Anonderson
>Fluffies in your neighborhood are a terrible problem
>They've cleaned the park of all vegetation, especially with winter arriving soon
>The feral herds scare children at the bus stop, demanding food and 'wand'
>Some have even gone as far as biting them
>Now while children should have nothing to fear from them, when a foot and a half tall by foot and a half tall piece of feces coated, ragged, disgusting looking thing comes waddling out of the bushes suddenly with a long spiral horn on it's head and broken teeth suddenly starts speaking like they do?
>The children get scared, run away
>So the neighborhood has come to you, in the hopes of scaring the Fluffies into running away
>Building things is one of your specialties
>You're the only guy in the neighborhood that owns a fucking crucible for God's sake
>And you're one of the few whose backyard hasn't been done in by those waking bags of feces
>So, with a "small" donation from the city council, you get to work devising a plan to reduce, scare, and eliminate the feral herds plaguing your town
>But the first thing you need is supplies.
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>>713034869
Who would seriously consider getting a pillowfluff to keep and not just to torture?
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>>713035394
feeding the helper complex
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not enough genital abuse
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>>713035304
this is going to be fun
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>>713030395
Is thst why this started as fluffy ponies from bronies? Go find somewhere else tosperg out about your bronie sadism.
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>>713036685
>>Waaaaaah! Stop liking what I don't like!!!!
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>>713035304
>After some stops around town you lay out the materials before you
>One cylinder, about the size of a conventional trash-can, made from a type of transparent PVC
>Several small poles longer then the length of the cylinder, along with a pointed cap made from wood to serve as the nose
>A couple of small bear traps, tied to chains
>Netting
>Rope
>A type of taser that impales it's metal prongs before sending out it's volts
>And oh, what else could you forget?
>An automated and remote-controlled BB-Gun mounted on a large RC Truck modified to be able to swivel the gun around
>And about fifty-five pounds of explosive fireworks
>That's right you mothers
>Fifty-five pounds
>Along with the tools from your workshop, you take a wagon and start hauling your way down to the park
>Because some jackass flooded the lake, you have to take the bridge which just means more work on your aching legs
>Damn arthritis. How did you even get this? You're twenty-eight!
>Who cares, so long as you can set everything up alright
>You made sure ahead of time to ask the city council to block off the park, since this will be a staging ground for what you plan to do
>You didn't tell them what, but they knew that based on your recent purchases that it was going to be loud and dangerous
>They just wish you the best of luck and that you don't die or get mauled by those beasts
>You hope so too
>If the Council's census is to be correct, there's well over a thousand living in the area just outside your town, and about a hundred or so living in it
>With numbers that big, you need to be on your guard
>A man can take down fluffies, but he can only go so far without becoming overtaken with exhaustion, and that's when he'd fall
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>You survey the park's most open area, and decide that the area between the Bench and the Playground will be your "fort"
>You fortify this with Cinderblocks, just one thick and about twelve high
>Now that Fort-Fuck-You is complete, you head home to work on that cylinder
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Bump
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>>713036821
Mlp doesn't belong here retard, there are websites already dedicated to this shit
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>>713027479
Dear sweet Jezus, this is autism of biblical proportion!!
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>Using high strength epoxy resin, you fashion yourself an adequate body about ten feet long and roughly three feet wide
>It's heavy enough as it is, but with the twelve rockets provided by the Jim's Brand Fireworks (If it ain't Jim's, it ain't American!) This thing should be lifted straight into the sky
>You hope so
>You don't want to test it because of the general fear of having to buy more if it fails
>And if it does fail?
>It's not like anyone's going to worry about the cargo
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>It takes you roughly ten days to fully prepare for what the town's calling "The Battle of the Fluffies"
>You spend all your time preparing clay jars filled with dirt and small firecrackers - M80s to be precise, harmless to people but deadly to Fluffies - to be rigged to a remote lighting system
>This system is hooked to your laptop, where ten channels control a sector of the open park, and in that sector lies twenty of these small pot bombs
>Your goal here is to help thin out the herd before their stampede overruns you
>Thanks to variable fuses, they should go off at different times
>And thanks to tape and left over BBs, they'll make excellent shrapnel bombs
>Speaking of the BBs
>You realize that one mobile gun isn't enough, so you purchase at least four more and spend your Saturday mounting them to the firing wall of your Cinderblock square
>All their triggers are hooked up to one
>A single three second squeeze causes all four to fire a three second burst of deadly metal pellets downrange
>And hell, just for kicks you decide to get a small hand-cannon
>No, not a gun from ancient China
>A literal cannon that's been miniaturized
>These are small enough to fit in your hand, and cost almost nothing thanks to the money you got from the City Council
>Linking these all up to a single fuse was smart, but impractical. They will be your last line of defense, so you plan to fill them with nothing but sharp, small things after enlarging their bore to accept them
>Laborious work
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>>713039454
>Now I know what you're probably thinking
>How is this handsome guy, Anon Anonderson, going to attract all those Fluffies to what is essentially going to be No-Man's land?
>Well I'm glad that you asked, now sit your little butt down and listen
>Do you remember those nets he got? And the ropes and the bear traps?
>He spent the next ten days searching for every herd in the land, and considering that there was only about what, four Mega-Herds? That wasn't hard
>In the middle of the night he would ransack their food supply
>He would turn over nests
>Smash dens
>Bury tunnels
>And poison small puddles
>But most of all, he would kidnap their little ones
>The bear traps he set were only to set forth to trap mares with foals on their backs
>He'd just simply pick them off her back and be on his way
>Much to the Council's chagrin, but they were almost out of options here, and he was always boasting about how he could solve the Fluffy problem
>He had a lot at stake here
>If he failed, he'd have to pack up and leave town
>Simple as that
>So of course he'd go above and beyond to get what he needed and to plan out thoroughly, and carefully
>Which was why he also bought camping equipment and megaphones
>For when the day comes, he'll need to attract all the Fluffies
>Every. Single. One.
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>>713040093
>The question now comes to where to store the now hundreds of foals you have at your disposal
>Where?
>Isn't it obvious?
>You spend the rest of the afternoon telling people to stay out of the park as you start dragging your equipment in
>It takes you hours, but once you're set up (finally), you start to unload the foals into the vessel of their final destination
>The rocket, made transparent just so that the parents of the foals would be able to see
>With a microphone inside, hooked up to megaphones all pointed toward the wilderness
>But you don't turn it on
>Not yet
>Some fluffies have been eyeing you from the bush-line and have gone to tell their leaders
>You have to dig, and dig quickly!
>You spend an hour digging hundreds of holes to bury the little landmines in, then change the batteries on the RC and automated gun
>Six-hundred BBs are fitted in that thing, but it fires like a Maxim
>You know it's not meant to be the main thing that gets them, that's going to be the rocket, which you have aimed just precisely enough so that it'll go over the lake
>But a new question arises
>With all those panicky foals inside, with just HOW MANY are in
>Will the rockets strapped to the cylinder even make it off the ground, or will it even get it's intended target?
>Well, it's time to find out
>It's noon, and it's time to hit the microphone
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>>713041169
Just so I know, is anyone reading this?)
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>>713041267
lurkin.....
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>>713041267
Yes
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>>713041267
yes, moar pls
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>>713041267
I am also eagerly awaiting your next post.
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this thread is still alive!?
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>>713032895
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>>713041267
This needs moar
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>>713041169
"WAAAAH!"
"MUMMAH! DADDEH!"
"BABBEH NEE' MIWKIE AN' WUV!"
"MUMMAH, SAB BABBEH!"
>These and more suddenly bring the rocket to life
>The megaphones blast their sound straight into the forest
>And for a moment, after a ten second blast, everything goes silent when you cut the power
>You crouch down, your eyes just barely able to see over your Cinderblock walls
>And then you hear it
>It's low at first, like a droning buzz
>Then the birds begin to fly away
>Then rabbits and squirrels make for their homes
>The crane that was roosting in the big oak tree next to the park knows it's better to stay up there then to take it's chances on the ground
>You step on a peddle that begins to raise the cylinder, so that all may bask in it's abject glory
>But mostly so that they could see their goal
>The RC Rover is in position behind a bush
>The hundreds of small fire-crackers are buried
>Your wall defenses are well stocked with a thousand shots each
>And it will all come to a head, now
...
>The stampede was larger then you expected
>No more then five hundred yards away, you see them shake the trees as the first line pops out of the bushes
>From what you could spy with your binoculars, the faces of the herds are red from scrapes with the bushes and stained with tears and mucus
>Gross
>But you planned for this, and had nails strewn along the ground for the first wave
>As they begin to run out onto the open plains, a sudden gust is at your back
>You smile with grim determination as you feel the presence of what could only be... Pride? Happiness? Something welling up in your chest
>Maybe its indigestion
>But whatever it was, it was a good feeling
>Fuck Fluffies
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Been on /b/ for ages. Still these threads seem to astound how so many autists can gather.
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>>713042560
>The first wave is like a myriad of mismanaged mashed mares marathoning in one marvelous miasma of melancholy and misgiving
>The nails work like a charm
>Forcing them to stop and tumble over each other as they spike themselves on Hillary's High-Strength Nails (If it ain't Hillary, it's Horseshit)
>You can hear their cries from here, whining softly as they ponder on through the nail-field in the hopes of finding their lost foals
>Some fall into pits you dug, where larger spikes jut out and dismember them
>Still, others press on and while many were shocked and scared by this, they are renewed with zealous fervor as you let out another quick blast from the megaphone
"MUUUMMAAAAAAH!"
>The stampede continues on, with many Fluffies now falling over each other trying to get ahead
>Killing each other just means you get to save most of what you got for when the real killing starts
>If you want to use your stuff, they need to get at least to three hundred yards before they hit the fire-cracker fields
>It shouldn't be too hard
>They're picking up steam
>But to shock them again, you take a single fire-work and aim it their way, using the wall as a support
>A roman candle, charged with five shots, and aimed at the fattest pegasus in the group
>You light the fuse and hold it steady
>And one by one, a brilliant display of gold and blue and green and red shots fly out at break-neck speed over the field
>Justice raining from above
>Impacting on the fat one and burning its fur right off
>It jiggles in fear, trying to turn and run
>But with each one that ricochets off, they just land in the group and explode into searing embers
>The last one, however, finds it's way right into it's rear
>The ears stand up, the mare sits down, and before it can say anything
>Kaboom, a glittering display of gore rains down on the stampede
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>>713043898
Fluffy Tower Defense. I like it
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bump for story

its so great anon, keep writing
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>>713043898
>Does this deter the herd? It does for some, but those are swiftly picked up by the stampede behind them and they're either trampled or resume the chase
>Now they are within four-hundred yards, and within range of the RC Rover
>It's hiding in a bush, and thanks to your long-range transmitter it's able to roll out onto the field from just this far away
>But you don't do that quite yet
>You get the gun ready and fire off a few shots into the crowd
>They stop for a moment, as suddenly fluffies in the front are dropping dead
>What was going on?
>It was only then did the rover reveal itself, painted like a hideous monster, did they start to associate it with the near silent death that was befalling their numbers
>On it's rear, next to the gun, was another megaphone
>This one connected to a mic on your collar
"RAWR! I AM A BIG SCARY MONSTER THATS GOING TO EAT YOUR BABIES!"
>They all gasped like a group of retards, and began to chase after the Rover
>In a rare display of Super-herd mentality, they all began to waddle-run to the truck, hoping to "kill" it before it could harm their precious babies
>But as it turned on it's wheels the gun turned backward, and began to barrage the group with a sweep of rapid pellet fire
>Faces were torn open
>Chests were peppered
>Legs were broken and ripped right off
>And in large swathes the fluffies fell, but it wasn't enough
>More were pouring out of the forest, and more still were starting to speed up the herd
>They were closing the distance quickly, but the RC rover was faster
>It would just keep strafing until it made it to a small ledge overlooking the field
>And now, the real work would begin
>Would they turn tail and run, jeopardizing your mission?
>Or would being so close to the rocket make them so utterly focused that they'll risk tooth and nail just at the chance to see their babies safe and sound?
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Holy fuck, you faggots are Cringy with this shit.
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>>713045155
thanks for the bump.
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>>713042560
moooooooooar?
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>>713045721
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are you gonna continue the story here or in the new thread anon?
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>>713045133
bump continue plsssssss
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>>713046187
New thread friendo >>713045847

He might continue there
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