Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kurome is now claimed.
Best claim.
Claim
>>712998341 (Shiro)
Well, it IS an anonymous image board after all
>>712998527
Hi Tali
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>712998506
>>712998582
When was the last time I've seen this faggot?
>>712998582
this cuteness needs to stop
Did some research
Turns out Tali's "wife" is really just an escort.
gimpmunk
Man, fuck Civics
>>712998621
hey you frigging cute
>>712998730
telling lies on the internet
>>712998527
>>712998449
>>712998637
Hi Yuuki
>>712998868
hello faceless
>konota?
>>712998841
Your hairline is as straight as Chara, Josh.
>>712997740(Yuuki)
Never gone black Friday shopping. I just buy shit online.
>>712998887
How's it going Yui?
>>712998998
I didn't actually buy anything, we were just bored and wanted to get out of the house lol. I buy all of my things online as well
>>712998982
I will not!
>>712999053
-_-
>>712998982
actually i have a very sharp widow's peak
how can one person be so wrong all the time?
>>712999053
well who are you then?
>>712999102
hello fellow purple
>>712999304
I'm me
>>712996763(Sci)
Top are the cliche ones, Your Lie in April was absolutely amazing, and Plastic Memories. I cried like a little bitch for both
>>712999304
Face sitting.
>>712999416
oh heyo yoyo chan
>tali
>>712999304
Yo, how was American Psycho?
>>712999245
wanna fuk? :3
>>712998635
*hugs*
hi sachi
>>712999102
Quiet, slow, waiting for time to work in like an hour and a half
You?
>>712999304
What happened last night? I wasn't watching the thread and caught the tail-end of an argument.
>>712999421
>Your Lie in April was absolutely amazing
So you like Bad endings?
>>712999447
Oh shit, here comes dat tenten!
>>712998887
Just noticed that I got the replies messed up last thread.
Go buy a 3ds while they still have limited editions!
>>712999516
Hey
>>712999577
No -_-
>>712999611
Procrastinating from homework...I have so much to do but most of them are group projects and I need my partner to do them
>>712998431
Claimed
>>712999611
hello (Yui)
>>712999675
why not? -_-
>>712999447
So the salt brick decided to show up again
How are you?
>>712998431
Best bote.
>>712998693
Worst bote.
>>712999631
I was there for the feels, and I kind of liked the ending, it was a bit sad though
>>712999304
Your hairline isn't straight
You got no edge nigga
You always post the same 5 lewds all the time
>>712999748
I don't know
>>712999802
Worst vocaloid
>>712999745
Hey, that's adequate
>>712999675
hows your day been?
>>712999611
just an autistic shit poster with mommy issues I entertained out of boredom tbh
>>712999526
it was good i was not expecting that ending though. should i spoil it?
>>712999874
(you)
All waifu's are now mine
>>712999447
Hi Ten
>>712999802
Also this is worst bote
>
>>712999447
Oh shit TenTen
>>713000047
AND AKI!?
>>712999968
Nah, don't worry. I plan to watch it eventually lol. Good thanksgiving?
>>712999968
Good i guess. All i've done is watch anime though. What about you?
>>713000059
Shimakaze is a best
Especially trap shimakaze
>>713000164
yeah it was nice, big breakfast followed by a good dinner and the movie with the wife
>>713000181
all my sports teams but 1 have lost so far and another one is down 1-0 right now.
>>712999879
Nice try but she is objectively the best, more than half of the top tier vocaloid albums use her.
>>713000059
Apparently I rated her 70/229 last time I did the binary sort thing.
>>713000059
I beg to differ! Trap Shimakaze is god tier!
>>713000235
>>712999644
Yea sorry, I don't think I have enough money, I have already spent more than I was supposed to. Maybe in a month or two. But not now, sorry a limited edition isn't likely in my future.
>>712999700
Much of the same, I have a small bit of German homework.
>>712999968
Okiedokie
>>713000323
Oh got a link for the sorter
Nah Lily a best :^)
>>713000370
>>713000235
Disgusting tbh
>>713000311
That sounds bad. i don't watch sports
>>713000474
It's not my waifu, so it's not disgusting. Only sexualising the waifu is disgusting
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>713000311
Good! We just had a big dinner with friends and family, then my brother and one of our friends went with me to walmart just because we wanted to.
>>713000429
I have 3 different term projects to do lol.
>>713000235
>>713000370
These 2 are in synch
>>713000474
It's not updated with the current event yet, I will do it again when they patch it.
http://aidoru.moe/sort/kancolle.php
If we forget designs I'll give second best vocaloid for Luka, has good support for both Japanese and English and her voice fits jazz amazingly.
>>712999878
then why not try it?~
>>713000866
implying
>>713000370
isn't sexualised
>>713000784
i mean teams will lose some times it just sucks when it's all on the same day/week.
>>713000429
he did promise to anhero on cam though and we are all waiting for him to follow through.
>>713000899
sounds super comfy like when i lived in MS
>>713000370
You like trap shimakaze too?
We should be friends
>>713000998
Of course not. Hotpants are a normal thing to wear. Do you have by any chance a foot fetish?
>>713000904
well duh, traps in doujinshi are damn hot
>>713001135
Well yeah, it's damn nice.
Let's be friends then
>>713001015
We used to travel towards Atlanta to eat with relatives but they moved down towards Florida, so we just stay around town nowadays.
>>713001316
your from NC right? or is that someone else?
>tali
>>713000910
For me it's Lily>Miku>Luka personally. Most of that is because of design their voices are all fantastic imo
>>713000973
Ok
>>713001015
Ok
>>713001406
Someone else, most likely. I'm in GA
>>713001442
why so boring -_-
you're meant to play along faggot
>>713001442
*hugs*
>>713001489
shit wish i woulda been in waifu like 4 months ago we coulda met.
>>713001639
I said ok :o
What was i supposed to say?
>>713001641
*Hugs back*
I lost my way
Like I lost my leg
So no lose ends
Nothing to see me down
How are we going to work this out?
Dreams are bad
And our heads our mad
And I love the girl
But god only knows its getting harder
To see the sun coming through
I love you
But what are we going to do?
Picture I'm a dreamer
And I'll take you deeper
Down to the sleepy glow
Time is a low
Don't you know?
What are we going to do?
>>713001232
Traps are shit tier
>>713000899
Are they all due on Monday?
>>713000629
Hi Rei
>>713001015
I hope I don't miss it
>>713001135
Traps are cute
>>713001959
Wrong
>>713001811
i don't know
because im not gay or something -_-
>>713001816
did you fuck your imouto yet?
カラミチーマス
>>713001811
*collapses on top of and becomes an unconscious lump*
>>713001999
nice trips but i doubt he'll follow through as he is a huge faggot
>>713002073
post all the lewds
>>713002010
Ok
>>713000973
Because i'm not gay or something -_-
>>713001641
Yeah man, the only person close to me now (that I know of) is Renge
>>713001999
>checked
One of them is due on Wednesday, and the other two are due sometime in the weeks following.
>>713002181
>>713001959
But that's where you're wrong.
>>713002181
Who'd you piss off this time?
2% battery, tell Yuuko to git gud when you see him, he'll know what it means.
>>713001816
Nice.
>>713002221
what a faggot -_-
I both love and hate making hollandaise
>>713002181
*Lies down or something*
>>713002731
No you -_-
I'm c-claiming Alice2!
>>713001232
I mean, you aren't wrong
>>713001999
>checked
>Traps are cute
This seems to be the general consent
>>713002801
I hate eating it. This shit sucks.
>>713002406
i think it's still filthy frank but not sure...
>>713002883
*cuddles because it's fucking freezing*
>>713002218
Make me
>>713003078
>>713002342
>>713001999
>>713003221
Please?
>>713003078
Yeah, and since I'm not that much in denial about my sexuality, I don't care if it's a boy. In fact, it makes it even better. You can see cute girls all day. But boys looking like cute girls? That's nice.
>>713002974
F-free psychological h-help?
>>713003295
Most people swing this way
Some people swing THAT way
I swing both ways
>>713002883
only for you -_-
>>713003420
I'll tease ya
>>713003441
That's fucking gay though.
>>713003548
that is nice as well.
at least some nipple?
>>713003177
That won't help, i'm freezing too
>>713003531
Ok -_-
>>713003295
We're well aware, yes
>>713003441
I sort of see your point. I could care less about my sexuality anyway
>>713000429
Well, to be honest I don't think it's worth to get it just for one game, even if it's glorious pokemon...
Do you have any other consoles or are you pc masterrace?
>>713003735
how often do you fap? -_-
>>713003735
but we are warm blooded. our warmth creates even more warmth.
>>713003554
Well, it's not like I'm going to hit on you. It's not even likely that we will ever meet irl. So why would you care about knowing my sexual preferences? Does it make you feel better?
I'm bisexual. I like both guys and girls. I'm tending more towards guys so you could say I'm gay. Happy?
>>713003761
>I could care less about my sexuality anyway
That's a strange statement. Did you mean me or you?
>>713001999
I'm sorry, I phased out for a bit there. Hello
>>713003876
Depends on when i wake up and stuff. Normally about 5 times a day though
>>713003899
Ok
*Cuddles then*
>>713004078
5 times a day? :o
how isn't your dick dead yet? -_-
Koneko claimed. yall know what she looks like. dont need pictures.
your waifu is trash.
>>713004532
>says the seasonal trash
>>713003941
Me, it doesn't bother me how I turn out, since I"m going to be alone anyway
>>713004631
you wanna take this outside b?
>>713003177
It was the shitposter
Nice.trans escort "wife" btw
>>713004683
but bby you're not alone, you have alice
>>713004276
I don't know, because i have a normal dick? :o
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOF-0pzZIVI3KbonrwNrbg
Girls in tight dresses | Sexy dancing in mini skirt | Hot Girls Twerking | Compilation October 2016
Top 10 Booty Shaking Leggings | Sexy Booty Shake | Hot Girls Twerking | Compilation November 2016
>>713004828
but you fap 5 times a day -_-
>>713004078
ayy i also fap/have sex 5 times a day on average. >>713004794
You have an an hero appointment at now. please don't be late.
>>713004683
A rather sad outlook you have for life. Are you that antisocial?
>>713004792
Sure thing
>>>trash
>>713003164
You havent had mine yet.
>>713004961
I never said I would an hero
That was the guy who spams waifu a lot
>>713004939
I thought that was normal :o
>>713004961
We have something in common thern
ALICEEEEEEEEE
>>713003164
shes waifu gold
>>713005064
trash? more like pash.
>im bouta end this mans whole career
>>713005094
It's like sucking on a stick of butter.
Way too thick, way too fatty.
>>713002801
What's a hollandaise?
>>713005713
Pash? More like wash.
Speaking of washing, you should definitely take a shower.
>>713005713
Yours is a cutie too, :-*
Surprise pink hair
>>713005658
maybe it is
i only go 3 times most days -_-
>>713006241
mine fag
QOTT: How often do you fap?
>>713006610
Right now.
>>713006610
okay
>>713003761
ALICEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>713005770
Not cooking the eggs enough, not enough vinegar, not enough salt. They done fucked up.
>>713006610
4-5 times a week.
>>713004819
This is true, I suppose
>>713005064
Pretty close. I don't really like people all that much anyway, so it klind of works out
>>713005705
Which one
>>713006850
Hello
>>713006907
>eggs
>vinegar
How could that probably make for a good sauce?
>>713006150
okay joking aside though that gif just killed me :3
>>713006664
right now isn't a amount -_-
>>713006610
Do it more
>>713007154
One.
>>713007042
Alicu
>>713007227
Hey
>>713007085
Cook the eggs with the vinegar till they're basically scrambled, making sure not to scramble. Slowly add butter fat, adding hot water if it gets too thick. Season and add a last dash of water.
>thats the short version
>Rory-sama
>>713007327
Hello
>>713006831
yes
stop disappearing for weeks
>>713007179
i don't feel like it -_-
>>713007042
i spaced out and turned off my computer without seeing ur fav romance anime if u did indeed post them could u do it again pls?
>>713007625
I'll do it for you then :o
>>713007429
Hai
>>713007625
i really should stop it
>>713007780
fine with me :3
>>713007838
you really should bakabaka
>>713007327
Hello Stella, how are you?
>>713007649
>>>>712999421
>>713007413
I bet you make the best in the nation, chef rory, but I still don't like the taste of it...
But I don't like fatty food too much anyway (besides Griebenschmalz, I stack that shit inch thick on my bread).
>>713007838
Hya
>>713007890
Ok _-_
>>713007909
;_ ; im on my phone
>>713007920
According to one guy, the best in several countries. Probably not the best though. Credit for that goes to the other guy I work with. Because he taught me.
>>713008356
Hollandaise-senpai?
>>713007890
;-; don't be mad please
>>713007909
I'm okay just super stressed out about exams and shit. you?
>>713008157
Ey
oh, got it!
ty alice
>>712998982
>Implying doing so to any woman isn't doing it to imaginary women
>Implying your chances of getting with *insert famous female* isnt at a 99.99% disadvantage
>Implying your famous waifu wants anything to do with you.
>Implying waifus aren't perfect
>>713008340
That's fine:
>Top are the cliche ones, Your Lie in April was absolutely amazing, and Plastic Memories. I cried like a little bitch for both
>>713008601
I'm doing okay, playing The Forest with some friends. What do you have exams for?
Asuna is bae
>>713008601
im very mad >:(
>>713008157
what now?
when did you last go? -_-
>>713006150
Shiro is a perfect waifu
Best wAifu eVer Mad3 :3
>>713008726
ty i will watch right away!
>>713008966
Shit sorry, got distracted by my keyboard and then had to get ready for work.
>>713003295
Yup
>>713003780
Okiedokie, I usually play PC only, but I have a PS3 that I sometimes boot up.
>>713004060
As did I, hi.
>>713008601
yo
>>713008777
About 30 minutes ago
Mama take this badge from me
I can't use it anymore
It's getting dark too dark to see
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
>>713008444
What do you mean by that?
Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
That cold black cloud is comin' down
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door
>>713009085
did you have big cums? :o
>>713009071
Feels like we're going in circles now. What kind of work?
>>713009369
The guy you work with.
>>713009497
I didn't check -_-
>>713009584
Tonight I work coat closet at a banquet center.
>>713009786
No. I call him fat shit. He calls me wannabe cancer patient.
>>713010064
So you're bald?
>>713009447
>guns
>shoot
>black
RACE WAR
>>713009850
you should haved -_-
>>713009947
Tonight?
I'm currently unemployed, for better or for worse.
>>713010120
No, but I look bald when I wear a cap. Im also thin and have the gaunt face a little.
>>713008760
Indeed
>>713010253
Why? :o
>>713010339
You sound a lot like my father.
>>713010549
because i wanted to know -_-
>>713011285
That's kinda creepy :o
Newfag reporting in
>>713011422
not really -_-
>>713011543
Yes really :0
>>713009447
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
>>713011779
i could be creepier -_-
>>713010339
Oh, that's fine. I cannot judge you on that, chances are I would be the same if this job wasn't a 5 minute walk from my house
>>713008726
Oh i was just playing h1z1 with my friends too.
And well how can i explain it. For school lol
>>713008777
;-;
>>713009085
howdy
Ah i'm super tired. Will be back in 10 hours or so. Good Night~
>>713010694
That's a strangely specific observation. How so?
>>713011993
Is it a good job? I'd just like to afford rent this month hopefully.
>>713011908
Pls don't :o
>>713011995
Goodnight
OOORAAAAAH
I'm making pudding to share with my imouto!
>>713009447
W-what's so civil about war, anyway?
>>713012417
You and have him the same attitude..
Seek him here, seek him on the highway
Never knowing when he'll appear
All await, engine's ticking over
Hear the roar as they sense the fear
Wheels! A glint of steel and a flash of light!
Screams! From a streak of fire as he strikes!
Hell bent, hell bent for leather
Hell bent, hell bent for leather
>>713011995
goodnight faggot
>>713012615
don't worry i won't
i just came :o
>>713013250
Nice to know -_-
The only one of you who has a human wife/girlfriend is married to a transgender emo creature
Top. Fucking. Kek.
>>713013087
I see. What would you characterize that attitude as then?
>>713013464
isn't it? ^_^
>>713012417
It pays 8/h plus tips so I'd say that for an entry-level job it isn't bad.
>>713013810
I don't know.
It's the attitude of a man who's starting to tumble down a long fleet of stairs that is his life.
Let's just say that.
>>713013809
I fuck my sister lmao
Tali can you ask Trevor Moore why WKUK stop doing comedy? I mean since you're married to him and all
>>713014063
>>713013809
>straw-picking this hard
xdddd lmao
Reatard.
>>713014038
No. No you don't. You're a fat virgin lying on the internet. If your sister knew you typed that she'd tell your parents and they'd take your body pillow away. Actually probably not because that's the only way you can relieve your sexual frustration
>>713014158
>reatard
You tried
>>713013817
I don't know -_-
>>713014389
>being this reatarded
I feel bad for you, anon.
You need to learn to not take people so seriously on the internet.
>>713014272
I don't think he is. I've never seen him, but he sounds pretty handsome
>>713013873
You live in the states I assume.
>>713014036
That analogy feels at home, yes. I'm only 21 though, so still a young soul by all means.
ITT:
>virgins
>weaboos
>men who haven't showered since Halloween
>man babies who marry traps
>autists who want to date a cartoon character
You faggots really need a containment board
>>713014272
Whatever you say, shitposterkun
Come on shitposters. Get some new insults.
>>713014956
I showered once and i hate traps, other than that it's pretty accurate
>>713014728
>trying to cover up your ironic typo this hard
Kek
>>713014958
You know its completely true you nasty virgin
>>713014974
>pretending like it doesn't bother you
>you went out of your way to address it
>implying you aren't shitting your adult diaper out of anger
Faggot go fuck your pillow case
>>713014523
-_-
>>713014956
im 3 of those things
a virgin, weaboo and a autist who wants to marry a cartoon character :o
>>713015111
you missed
>autists who want to date a cartoon character
you're just a virgin weaboo who faps 5 times a day -_-
>>713015137
Reminder that tali is "married" to an escort
>>713014927
Yup, ah you live in the UK don't you?
>>713014956
I'm comfortable with who I am for the most part, I do give special attention to personal hygiene though.
>>713015357
A manly, emo escort at that kek but yeah I looked it up, that's a Las Vegas escort that he paid extra to take that pic
Le shitposter is angery that his sekrit klub is being ruined by weeaboos
Spamming next thread
I suggest
>>>/a/
>>712998431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TmFYUKO_uw
>>713015316
:o
>>713015316
I am autistic though and i just haven't found my "true" waifu who i want to marry yet
>>713015686
you're not as autistic as me though -_-
i wish you luck in your waifu finding you
