Rekt thread ma niggers
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Rekt thread ma niggers
>>712982926
Ouch! that looks like it hurts.
hopefully he's feeling better.
>>712983044
Two Advil and walk it off
>>712982926
Mr Skeltal strikes again
>>712982926
I actually was wondering about the leg equivalent to a tire blowout
remember to maintain proper pressure in your feet, kids
>>712983670
it's already healed though.
>>712983670
shoop...
>>712983601
More of this?
>>712983601
>>712983946
>feel the bubbles
>>712984520
when you hold in too many sneezes
>>712983689
Jim Ross screams "Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! It's over!"
>>712983689
>>712984162
Steam-rollin' niggas with the eighteen wheeler
With the drunk driver drivin', there's no survivin'
>>712982926
why dont the copos that partol /b/ participate in the gore threads? like tf else is theree to do
>>712985199
This should be a place to say anything
>>712985027
What a faggot. He couldn't even sell it by following through - no contact with the shoulder.
>>712984697
I saw this happen live on ESPN years ago. Tony Hawk was one of the commentators and his reaction was priceless.
>>712984697
i heart dead skateboard faggots
>>712984697
>>712985528
>>712985545
he actually wasn't badly injured. almost unbelievable. lucky not to be a braindead cripple
>>712985828
Shoes came off = Pretty dead in my book
>>712985872
Shit those were DC shoes. I remember I could kick those off by a flick of the foot.
nigger.
>>712983946
ayyy lmao
I fucking hate black niggers.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=299_1320002757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnMJk8kwPg
>>712982926
>>712987502
Please die.
>>712989793
was that a explosion or water pressure??
>>712983601
Why did Sinead O'Connor have to go out this way? ;_;
>>712990363
he was holding his fart for too long
>>712990363
nerve gas, obviously
>>712990810
Holy kek
>>712985027
noice tho
>>712985406
linda mcmahon's was worse
like
fell backwards worse
>>712991667
wrong file srry
>>712985311
its not any more and it hasnt been for a a while chikohambre chiuauaua
>>712991361
Nice moves kid.
>>712984263
jesus christ that's terrible. That must have hurt.
>>712990810
>stop resisting.webm
>>712992521
saved
>>712992521
fuck u u monster
>>712983670
holy shit, is that real???
>>712990810
Wait he isn't black what the hell happened?
>>712984162
he seems tired
>>712994133
>.gif (1.73 MB, 516x388)
lol
anybody have the webm/gif of 2 brazilian guys wear motorcycle helmets robbing a fast food joint and then they get shot by cops?
>>712993946
maibe the cop is daltonic
>>712994310
>Daltonic: Red-Green colour blindness
Good job anon. *Maybe* you should learn how to speak English.
>>712994403
Is that a finger or a dick?
>>712994422
i know im chilean
>>712994487
>>712994598
hot
>>712983756
holy fuck... what was that shotgun loaded with? nukes?
>>712994705
how!?!?!??!?!?!?
>>712989793
>it's raining men, halleluyah
>>712994844
paper cut
>>712983689
BAH GAWD
>>712984263
wow. Is that what I think it is?
>>712994844
He stubbed his toe.
>>712995135
Samefag. Took a closer look.
It is :O
>>712990810
>one year ago
never forget. get the fuck back in the truck
>>712991361
Brutal
>>712985746
Ive never understand why people do this. There are plenty of ways to off yourself that are nowhere near as painful
Enjoy
>>712991795
YOU SICK FUCK
1 useless creature less
>>712995723
because with deep depression one feels they deserve a very painful death? Stupid societal norms making it feel like one is a demonic monster that needs to be punished. idk how to explain it, because it's a feeling.
>>712983601
You know, besides the missing limbs she's still fucking hot.
9/10 needs more legs
Would smash
>>712983303
This is why I love /b/
>>712983689
>file name not "body slam"
Cotton Eye Joe was found dead yesterday
>>712996565
Extra dense concrete
>>712995723
and he got severed in half,i would have put my head on the rail,insta-death
>>712996176
>>712996565
Any idea what in the fuck happened here?
>>712996170
Omg, say that again.
>>712986225
Detective Comics?
>>712996839
Get put in barrel, and get concrete poured on you.
This is what it looks like when they cut it open after some time.
>>712996839
i believe he was either murdered and put into it or he's a fucking retard and took a bath in it.
>>712985143
Wu wu wu
>>712997221
>>712997247
I guess lightning does strike twice if God wants you dead.
>>712994487
>>712997221
tfw there's an unconverted homosexual in your neighborhood
>>712991361
NegroSaitama.webm
>>712984597
>smell the jew
>>712997247
LMAO
>>712991496
9.8
>>712995541
Frostbite?
>>712991986
Niggers. Maybe if he got up and got a damn job.
![article-1339890-0C88400E000005DC-551_634x358[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5ZZHKk5.jpg "article-1339890-0C88400E000005DC-551_634x358[1].jpg")
>>712991496
>>712983990
What a bad Fotoshop
>>712994403
But why would you do that Dave?
>>712990363
Water can't be compressed, so it can't blow up like that.
>>712983601
I read about this girl some time ago.
>be girl
>be buying weed from the cartel
>be not paying for the weed she bought
>be getting killed by chainsawed limbs and drained
>>712990810
>stone cold murder
>"accidental manslaughter"
>>712997247
No fucking way
>>712998420
wel that was stupid of her
>>712996891
1 useless creature less
>>712996400
Where did he come from? Where did he go?
>>712991496
roll ?
>>712983670
fake and gay
dick can't stay hard without blood pressure
>>712998817
Omg, say that again.
>>712997931
Yep, they fell off on their own after three months.
>>712998666
The dumbest always die first. And Nice trips Anon
>>713000094
That Again
>>712991910
>cant get any from this mother fucker, your goin down
>>712991910
>pwned.
>>713000223
go and die edgy fag
>>712994133
Two tired.
>>712993149
>dat
>slow
>motion
>>712994487
>mygod.
Is there anything of a girl rekking a guy? Need to fap
>>712984263
Honestly I feel bad for this motherfucker. You have to be in great pain to do this shit
>>713000223
hope to see you on here soon getting your head sawed off by isis, you cowardly shit
>>712998486
The guy that got shot survived. Besides, he acted like a nigger. Killed his wife too. But yes, I don't know how this got the verdict of "accidental discharge". In any other country the cop would lose his badge for just pulling the gun on a non-threatening unarmed guy.
>>712995723
Pretty confident someone in that frame of mind is thinking 'correctly'
>>713002807
TOPKEK
>>713003290
Whoa! What happened?!?
>>713003377
necrotising fascitis maybe
>>712989793
This guy actually lived, broken leg though.
>>713003290
Fournier gangrene?
>>713003565
bull fucking shit
>>712982926
>>712996327
Because /b/ gives out sound medical advice?
someone has the webm of the dude that looks like a hitman and pulls out a silenced pistol from a bunch of flowers and shoots a girl on the head?
>>712984263
he even took the time to take a selfie while taking out his balls
>>712983689
BAH GAWD! ROCK BOTTOM!! ROCK BOTTOM!! FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!
>>712996851
dat filename
>>713000223
>be him
>forest on fire
>11 years sentence
>>712995416
Wait... Steve-O and Weeman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pVVcrHyykE&list=PLmx8qXwUiIWDqxtXHn4HgRy9t969dz3uI
Top Booty Shaking Leggings | Sexy Booty Shake | Hot Girls Twerking | Compilation November 2016
some female rekts?
>>713000807
>>713001668
>/b/ getting triggered by animal abuse
Just how new are you faggots?
>>712991795
oh my fucking god my sides left this earth and never returned
>>712999395
WHY???? SOMEONE CONTEXT
>>712996118
that hex nut will be difficult to remove
>>713003776
Stoned out of his mind
>>712983670
did that dick just fell off?
im glad the poor bastard had the best healing factor ever.
insta amputation heal.
>>712997221
fake and gay
>>712997247
fake and gay
>>712994831
thats how you must do it if you try to kill yourself, that is a succesful suicide example.
>>712984210
>dat last sip of water
>>712982926
>rekd thread
>starts with gore
Gtfo kys
>>712983670
Is this what happens when wolverine cuts off his penis when jerking off and it heals immediately?
>>713008817
Not soon enough.
>>713008817
whoever responds with 'too soon' is a fucking faggot
>>712995723
sister works in ICU in a public hospital, she said people commonly survive this shit, they came in fucking pieces, guts fucked up, brain damaged, turn into a fucking vegetable uncapable of think nor try to get the job get done.
>>713004484
would rape before cold
>>712994487
Sexy
>>712991361
Didn't know this was a ylyl thread.
>>712995416
Dumbass
>>712995416
The faggots probably made her ugly...
>>713008953
Too soon...
>>713001897
Training issue. Too much "threat, draw, fire" on paper targets. He recalled drawing his weapon when the guy tried crawling out, but didn't realize that he had fired. Automatic reaction. Stress does that.
>>712985143
RUFF LIKE TIMBALAND WEAR...YEAH!
>>713004869
Yea it is. No clue what its from though
>>713008936
>four hundred maggots
>using tweezers
>>712991361
You get a bitch slap. And you get a bitch slap. Everyone gets a bitch slap.
>>712997937
>>713007758
He invaded theire territory, so you lose your dick, its only fair.
>>712997937
>>712997937
Eh, it's not like he's an actual person anyways...
>>713009823
yea, it took a lot of time
>>713008936
How does it even GET this bad?
>>712983563
Fucking brainwashed Muslims murdering people because they "believe" their God will somehow be happy by it.
>>713000038
>>713006427
You sick fuck!!!
>>712995541
Damn magic markers!!!
>>712998001
>>712991910
Did anyone else hear that cartoony sound in their head when a sign hits a character?
>you're welcome :D
>>713007066
Too many new fag SJWs have infested /b/. Crawl back to fb and your safe spaces, faggots.
>>712994487
Goddamn you, 2 Girls 1 Cup...
>>712987502
Me too dude
>>712982926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjcYfJuLiXY
>>712991361
the funny thing about this is these niggas have education
>>712993149
Fake and gay
>>712994487
I had a shit like that today. Felt great.
>>713005961
Does nobody tie their shoes these days?
Wtf
>>713012911
>Honey, would it kill you to take out the garbage?
>>713013045
happy family reunion?
>>712998420
Nope.
She's a prostitute from Thailand. No background on how she ended up dead.
Whole set used to be on Ogrish.
>>713013229
lol
>>713013045
dude. this is srsly the sickest pic i ever saw.
>>712983601
waste of a good amputee fleshlight. Why kill? Let her heal and sell her to me <3
>>712994133
why does his face look like my grandmas face. He has grandma lips.
>>713013594
It's fake. not gay, but fake
>>712983756
lulz... for some reason I imagined the caption "take me to the airport, stat!"
>>713013045
did you see the size of the dumps they took?
>>713011663
>
wont someone please rip this faggoty fags face off, cut his hands off, and then slowly saw his neck off with some box cutters
>>713013172
I love that shit bruh
More plz
>>712999908
fucking dinosaurs, any more proof needed?
>>712983601
Old shit. So many newfags
>>713002367
holy shit, how has nobody responded to this shit... worst feeling ever. never had one that bad though...
>>712996118
How the fuck did he even get it on there?
>>713014640
ok anons you heard the guy,only post new shit,not an hour old,faggot
>>713014861
ice water ?
>>712983303
Must be a Corpsman
>>712985406
Guess he'll have to keep his day-job as President of the United States.
>>712983563
My fake radar is spinning.
Literally "Go Muhammed The Darling"
>>712994508
wena conchetumare
>>713015460
>tfw I fapped to that girl
>>713005961
I love how literally everyone who got hit deserved it.
viewer discretion is advised
anyone got the pic / story of the woman in that african village whose face is literally half bare skull because of some disease, but she's still alive and doing her thing?
>>712990810
le eat donuts and kill innocent people face
>>713013229
Nice shot
>Maximum file size allowed is 2 MB
I hope somebody fucks Hiroshima Nagasaki to death.
>>712991910
>[BLYAAAT in close range]
>>713016547
Damn son! Hadn't seen that before! Crazy motherfuckers, they're both kinda cute too.
Such a waste.
>>713016547
story?
>>713017176
In the Strugy Krasnye settlement near Pskov in northwest Russia, two 15 year old kids barricaded themselves inside a house, fired at a police van that came to talk sense to them, and then committed suicide.
Dubbed Pskov Bonnie and Clyde, the teens livestreamed the standoff with the police to Periscope, but cut it off before taking their lives. Photos of their corpses were just leaked.
It all started with the teenage lovers getting in a heated argument with the girl’s mother over the boy’s sleepover. The argument culminated with the mother getting shot in the hip, and the teens taking off and going on the run.
By November 14, 2016, Denis and Katya had spent three days hiding from their parents in the cottage of the girl’s stepfather, where they broke into his safe and recovered two shotguns.
According to the boy’s mother, few minutes before the suicide, the kids communicated with her and asked that she give them permission to live together. However, despite the fact that the mother has made concessions, teens still later suicided.
Russian police said that despite receiving fire from the kids, they did not return fire, but attempted to persuade them to surrender. According to their version of events, Denis shot Katya in the head, and then did the same to himself.
>>713017176
https://rbth.com/politics_and_society/2016/11/16/russian-teenagers-open-fire-at-police-from-house-before-killing-themselves_648393
>>713017287
>>713017355
thanks anon's
>>713017367
Imagine the fucking smell
>>713015206
Are they seriously trying to save that mess? What the fuck?
>>713017817
i would rather die than be left like that tbh
>>712997221
>>712997247
I actually know the story for this. This guy was following a couple down an alleyway, intending to rob them. He was still going to rob them when he got back up, but I guess the second bolt got the message through his head, cuz he just went to a hospital after that.
>>713015813
que wea perro culiao
These threads honestly make me appreciate my life. Our bodies are so frail that any one of these disasters or incidents could easily befall us in the blink of an eye.
>>713016547
it looks rather like a nerve gas attack
>>713012330
lmao keep trying to shelter yourself.
>>713000038
Is dat u?
>>713007066
In a rekt thread, no less.
>>713016032
Hold on lads, we've got an edgy fucker here
>going like 60 in a 40
>not looking well ahead
Fucking moron, poor retarded kids, kinda their fault too
>>713019044
>Fucking moron
I bet he knows how to refer to another post though.
>>713017017
There was another car that pulled into his lane from the side road, if he never hit the kids he would have crashed anyway. Fucked country.
>>712995868
Whyd he put ramen in his weiner
>>713019200
>>713007066
>>713011663
Actually, you edgy underage retards, /b/ has always been against animal cruelty and were even benevolent towards the truly innocent.
>>713019200
L-like this?
Fuck off faggot
>>712989793
Indian space programme. Still needs a little bit more research and testing.
>>713019476
Stop-trying to recover for your retardation.
>Fake stuttering.
>>713013083
What game?
>>713019387
couldn't you just leg curl your way out of there?
