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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practicing black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,

Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my /b/rethren
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Let me
Rip
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im a dead man hehe xd
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Kill yourself
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>>712970629
66 get
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66 get
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>>712970629
so i only lose if i don't roll 77 or 66? you know what, roll.
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>>712970629
rip me so unlucky :(
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try hehe xd lul
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death wouldn't be the worst thing to happen
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rollan
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I'm in! Let's roll the dice boys
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take me home
country roads
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roll
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Okay then
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66 boys
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>>712970629
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>>712970966
u dead kiddo
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>>712970966
rip faggot
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77in66out
troutdal3
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I actually fucking got it YESS
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Fuck it rolling
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>>712970966
lol

anyway rollin
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77 sunset strip
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time to die 66 get
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well i need to feel somthing here goes nothing
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>>712970629
Roll 66
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oh snap
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rollin
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>>712971068
So fucking close
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moneyz pl0x
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Rolling bowling nigga gibe a ciggie m8
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Reroll
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>>712971177
fuck you
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>>712970629
Is this an actual copy pasta now? What's it called? Black magic pasta?
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>>712971177
Check em
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rollerino
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Cmon 66
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>>712970629
>I have been practicing black magic for 13 years.
>>>/x/
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>>712970629
Fuck you, nigger. I won 66 a day or two ago and you didn't do shit. Hurr Durr I m magical girl. kys.
oh wait you can't kill shit can you.
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I'm under Keks guidance,I believe in his rolls.
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Rollerino Pasterino
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>>712971258
Re roll
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bump
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>>712971355
Shit 11 away

Rerollerino
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>>712971344
Rolling again
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>>712971397
FUCK PLS
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>>712971436
I wanna die
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Top Kek post m8
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>>712971471
nigger
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>>712970629
Okay.
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give me cash
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>>712970629
okay
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rellin (op is a faggot like always)
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LEt me die.
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>>712971500
00s? Fuck
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77
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Roll
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>>712970629
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
>I have been practicing black magic for 13 years. No.No you haven't
I have been very successful at spells and summoning.
No. No you haven't
>EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.
No. No it won't

>EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.
No. No it won't

This is old and crappy pasta. Think you have powers? Come at me.
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>>712971532
Shit
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>>712971477
Nice
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Roll
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>>712971477

You lucky fuck
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>>712971398
3rd time's the charm
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>>712971565
this

i should be dead by now
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66 not get
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>>712970629
AHHHHH
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>>712971569
Nig 69
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Roll it
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Send me Valhalla /b/rother
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>>712970966
u aint dying cuz op is a liar jew
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Top kek
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>>712971618
I HATW IG
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>>712970629
roll olling
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Fuck your voodoo shit
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Rolling
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>>712970629
Do it faggit.
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>>712971642

I know
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Roll'
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KKKukumber
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>>712971565
Still u scared with ur almost 66
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roll
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66 plx
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dude im fucking nervous

ROLLERINO
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>>712970629
Wake me up
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here it goes.
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lmao
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lets fucking roll
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I don't believe in goobers
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>>712971881
fuck 81 im rolling for 66
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Roll
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66erino 77erino 'ere we go
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woah
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rollin'
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>>712972121
dubs 21
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rerolling
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let's do this
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>>712970629
Yo dude,

in a similair thread you made a while ago, i had First Post, and got 77.

I really hope your magic works cause i REALLY REALLY need that money.

Cheers faggot.
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God granted me eternal life.
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ill roll
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>>712970629
Let's go, coach. Roll 1/3
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i dont get it wheres the catch
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rubbing for lucky 66
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Rolll
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Here goes nothing.
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>>712972217
2/3
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Blegh
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>>712972259
3/3
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Faggots
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77 get
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Already wish I was dead anyways so
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>>712972279
Close enough to warrant another reroll.
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i want to die
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Bleghing again
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>>712972339
5/3: The final roll.
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Roll
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All or nothing
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KILL ME
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>>712970629
Pure kek
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So will the money just appear in my bank account, or?
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roll
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Stfu nigger magic
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>>712970629


https://m.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship/kill-or-be-killed-mixed-by
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>>712970629
U will never get the succ
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roller
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77 bleaaaaooothcch
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>>712970629
Please end my life.
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try again
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>>712972333
I got trips, good enough to reroll?
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It's a win either way
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I'd prefer a 420.
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69
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>>712970629
Im ready to get rich, rollin.
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Rln
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>>712970629
Kk lets roll
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Roll
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make me immortal pussy
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this game made me cum 5 times
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>>712972608
Still
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Niggerz
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>>712970629
Chek èm
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Hoping I die lol
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seems legit bro
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Supreme meme dream team.
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Sushi! Roll
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>>712972677
U WON U WON U WON CHECKED WINRAR
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>>712970629
Nigger
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>66 plz
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>>712971565
You're lucky the little faggot doesn't send you his 3rd grade tier curse drawings
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>>712970629
77
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v
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>>712970629
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666 get
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Fuck you even if 77 I get nothing
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cmon 66
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>>712972777
checked
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>>712970629
i'll roll since i have nothing to lose either
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>>712972777
HOLY SHIT CHECKED
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>>712972777
Checkem
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>>712972777
winnar
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66 get
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>Dab
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alright
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>>712970629
rolling because i wanna see if shits real, dont believe in white/black/grey
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>>712970629
It's nice to see /b/ has hobbies, sure champ. I'll try your role-playing game
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66 get
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>>712970629
Cool, its a win/win either way
Rolling!
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>>712972677
checked!
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Get me 66 plz
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>>712970629
66 get
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hey boi
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Let me get that 66
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>>712972882
rolling again
cmon 77
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Fuck it. Roll
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Rollerino
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So close
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Rollll
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LUCKY NUMBER 66 AY?
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Plz 66
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>>712970629
That's a bingo
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Gimme dat def
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If I get 99... OP Dies!
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help
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Go
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>>712970629
<< People who believe in this.
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Chance
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Give it to meeeee!
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>>712970629
Rah
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>>712970629


Is that guy okay?
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66 reporting in
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>>712970629
Roll
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try me bitch
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Rolling because why not?
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>>712972677
mod lookin for attention?
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newnewfags
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kekker
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Never gotten quads trips or dubs before, rollin.
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>>712973343


He's fine.
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>implying either isn't a win
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i literally have nothing to lose :^)
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>>712973685
imma reroll
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>>712973622

Wasted :(
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>>712970629
66 please
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Fuck me up, loser.
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edgy
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>>712973789
Reroll
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>>712973809
again
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third times the charm
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rollin'
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Roll
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Well I need the money so here's to hope
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>>712972777
HOLY SHIT CHECKED
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they see me rollin
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>>712973864
so close
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>>712970629
Get 66
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so cool
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if there is a merciful god he will let me die right now
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gimme 66
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>>712974009
re-rolling for 66
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again
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come on money
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Reroll now
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again again
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please 66
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77 get
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66 get
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>>712970629
Rollin
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reroll
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Lol gtfo
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If dubs, OP should fucking kill their self and stream it.
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Please let me die
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>>712970629
I have been practicing white magic for 13 years. I have over 9000 different white spells and can even summon angels (nonverbal communication only).

If your post ends in 55 you will feel very good within the next 84 hours and tomorrow you will be surprised!

BUT, read carefully(!!), if you instead roll a 44 you will meet a handsome stranger within days, giving you good fortune

Rolling on your own risk
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>>712970629
roll
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66 get
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>>712970629
wow 77 pls
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>>712974660
Rollin
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If I Die It means I get to sleep
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roll
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eh
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Get rich or die typing.
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rollllll
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reroll
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as if
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Rollin for 66
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Roll
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>>712974777
WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
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Plz 66
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gimme 77 bitch
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kkek kill me
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>>712970629
trips get
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Pls
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need money
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Rollin
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lmao
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Nigga please
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help my dying family
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Roll
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>>712970629
This is fake af
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Go
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hell yeah nigga i love this shit
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Egg roll
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66 get
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>>712974660
Roll
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Rollingg
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>be gaddafi
>be rolling for 77
>get 66
>get killed by own people
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>>712970629
Roll
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>>712974982
rolling again
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>>712974660
Stranger danger
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Rol
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i want to die
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Rerol
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>>712974660
Yeah
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>>712970629
Here we go....
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Reroll
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dubs get
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>>712974660
Re roll
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Rollin
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>>712975030
>be libya
>get bombed
>who rolled 66?!
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>>712970629
Pic related looks fun. Might do that tomorrow when I'm out.
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Rroll
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>>712970629
rolling
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Role
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>>712970629
Rollllll
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>>712970629
lets see
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:^)
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>>712975171
>be silicone
>have nothing to do with Gaddafi nor Libya
>get bombed anyway
>didn't even roll
>mfw
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roll
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>>712975248
rollerino
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Last roll
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>>712975273
reroll
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Rollin
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>>712970629
66 get
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>>712970629
bullshit...no 77s or any dubs here
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money pls
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>>712975360
pls
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pls
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Lego
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>>712970629
reroll
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>>712975360
>>712975373
rerollin
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idontgetit
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Gib me money
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>>712975360
>>712975373
>>712975417
rereroll
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Reroll
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>>712975360
>>712975373
>>712975417
>>712975452
rerereroll
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rolllllr
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may Kek bless my digits
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>>712975429
>>712975462
One more try
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I have been practicing white magic for over 30 years and these trips say OP becomes an hero.
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>>712975493
One more one more try
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>>712975246
Reroll
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>>712975360
>>712975373
>>712975417
>>712975452
>>712975475
again
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66 get
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satan pls
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>>712970629
So I win either way.
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>>712974660
>>712970629
Rollin
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reroll
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roll ...
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>>712972777
nice trips
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>>712973226
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
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>>712970629
rolling
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>>712970629
Niggler
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>>712975534
Another one
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how much is "great wealth" exactly?
it is money, right? not some metaphorical "wealth" bullshit?
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KILL M3
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>>712970629
666 and you make me an undead warrior
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Roll
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roll
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66 get pls. Just end it already
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