ITT: We poorly describe games and other anons have to guess them. I'll start with a tough one:
>literally crippling depression
>Bumfuck ugly screaming creatures you fight
>Game is set in Sweden
>>712965799
skyrim? or another elder scrolls game
>>712966068
Nope. Very far off.
>>712965799
Cry of fear
>>712965799
Cry of Fear
metro last light?
>>712966193
>>712966202
Win!
>>712965799
>crabs everywhere
>has sex a lot
>space
>>712966287
Dead Space?
>>712966388
No.
fight homosexuals in arkansas
>>712966287
mass effect series?
>>712966287
mass effect?
>>712966287
mass effect?
1st riddle
> 'avin a faggot mom
> Kill her.
2nd riddle
> NO ROOM TO MOVE
> Instakill
> nine is a meme
3rd riddle
> be americunt
> sand
better be mass effect then
Get accused of killing 1 person
Kill hundreds to restore your honor
>>712966511
>>712966523
>>712966532
>>712966555
WINRARS
>be a kid
>everyone is stuck in balls
>global reassembly required
>>712966572
Dishonoured
>>712966572
Dishonored
>>712966597
Pokemon?
>>712966597
Super Monkey Ball
>>712966645
Nope
>>712966832
Nope
>Be kid
>Someone kidnap your dog
>Journey to rescue him
>maybe is all a fantasy or not
After completing the last mission, your boss suggests using nomadic horsemen to hunt battleships that don't exist in a place hundreds of miles behind friendly lines.
red pacman
>>712966872
Commander Keen?
> killing suicidal creatures with crude weapons
> rocks simultaneously are the worst item and the best item
> contains stupid nigger
>>712966991
nope.
>>712965799
>Steal shit
>Drive shit
>Shoot shit
>>712966872
heart of darkness?
i fucking loved this game when i was like 8 or something.
gta / saints row / watch dogs?
>>712967015
gta / saints row / watch dogs?
>>712967037
Winner.
>>712967057
One guess and reply to the question.
>>712966572
Anything but non-lethal ghost is major league faggotry anon
>>712966549
The Binding of Isaac?
>>712967118
I'm right then.
>>712966549
2. touhou
>>712967167
You guessed three things, it don't work that way, disqualified.
>>712967011
ark?
>>712967150
>>712967184
1 & 2 be solved
>>712967206
Yeah I thought Ark too, but it's not really a nigger.
>>712967194
the argument is they're all the same game
>catch the train
>shoot the green dudes
>shoot the human dudes
>alot of crappy jumping
>rocket launcher a baby
>>712967037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
>Edgy guy kills people in edgy game
>be not russian
>fuck the government
>gay friend
>guns
>the mob
>Fast mammal
>Self sacrifice
>implied Beastiality
>girl makes out with corpse
I made this do damn easy
>>712967312
Hatred
Pet frog escapes enclosure.
Mutates from radiation in backyard.
It digs a giant hole you jump down.
Find a tank. 3 lives to win.
>>712967294
san andreas?
>>712967466
>>712967521
>>712966549
Spec ops? For 3?
>planes
>dead dad....maybe?
>havent had a good game in almost 7 years
>>712967646
star fox
>>712967436
battle turds
>>712967705
nope
>>712967696
Damn you got me! What gave it away?
>>712967600
Correct
>>712967766
This magnificent bastard.
>insect goes around collecting powerups
>NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEES
>insect kills bad insects
>enjoys playing soccer in downtime
>>712967376
This one's easy, guys. I can't believe no one has figured it out yet.
> great life
> shit get fucked
> sexy Irish girl
> my son's dad is my son?!
>lithuania why are you so weak, you big fuck?
>>712967436
Answer
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb8b02474FM
>>712967390
farcry 3
>>712967829
Bug bumble or something like that
>>712968124
Nope
>>712966549
1 isaac
2 ???
3 special ops the line
>>712968061
Civilisation?
>>712967997
gta 4?
punch trees until you gain 64 autism
>>712968238
yes. well done.
>>712968239
Fucking minecraft
>>712968353
you now have autism
>>712967390
Sonic adventure battle 2
>>712968034
Fallout 4?
>killing niggers with Mickey Mouse
>>712968201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
>>712968425
Yep
>>712966925
i win
>>712968431
kingdom hearts
>>712968424
Right series, wroung game
>>712965799
Minecraft
>>712968431
epic mickey 2
>>712967294
Haff Rife??
>>712968477
>>712968607
holy shit i did blow it
>>712968596
Nup
>play as a complete sociopath
>purple
>>712968697
sister location
>>712968697
Five nights at cancer
>>712968125
yup
>sail somewhere
>become mercenary for king
>king is fat lard who does nothing but feast
>constantly feasting during war
>have enough of his shit
>rebel with his cousin
>>712967376
Mafia
>rob shit in washington D.C
>>712968778
heist 2?
>>712966597
dark cloud . im here for you anon
>>712968778
gayday 1 and 2
>>712966597
dark cloud . im here for you friend
>>712968775
>>712968775
witcher 2
>>712968697
spyro?
> need to eat
> don't do the thing that isn't eating
> need food
> drawn
>>712968889
sims
>>712968879
nope
>>712968889
Don't starve
>>712968992
yeet
>nigger wrecks your car
>captain helo's bitch helps you out
>defeat 3 fags in cities and indian burial sites
>defeat captain helo in city and indian burial site
>hear distress signal
>oh fuck tornadoes
>dig
>wake up
>wake up
>WAKE UP
>>712968885
No.
>>712966597
>>712968836
>>712968865
>there are other people that even knows that dark cloud exists
can we hang out?
>crash spaceship
>find crew
>save crew
>save self
>find little balls to unlock secret place
>trapped in a stadium
>forced to play for a crowd
>well hey at least I get to decorate
>be italian poorfag in usa
>get some well payed jobs
>you kill your supervisor and make sausages with his meat
>irish skinheads burn down your house
>you still owe your best friend 5 dollar
>>712969330
Rocket league?
>>712969365
Yes!
>faggot hair
>bite pigs and put them in bags
>>712969250
alas for this love is doomed
but know that we will always be there. stuck in a bubble probably or some shit
>>712969457
no. but it is the second game of a series.
>>712967390
Sonic The Hedgehog 2006
>>712969263
star fox 2
>Robo-pirate invasion
>Dude where are my arms
>>712968775
continuation
>his cousin and i gather support from his nobles
>rebellion success
>storm on his capital
>find king all alone feasting
pic related
>>712969730
NO YOU FUCKING NIGGER HOW DID YOU EVEN GUESS STAR FOX 2
>>712969757
Rayman
>game is set in medieval times.
>massive snowy islands with other beautiful islands too
>Siri !
>>712969776
I mean Rayman 2
>>712969263
star fox?
>>712969861
Nope.
>>712967376
GTA IV
>Plane opens cargo drop
>Cool I have wingsuit
>Fuck it up
>Get accused of some shit
>Someones brother gets shot
>I niggabolt through a stray house with 10/10 ethinic chick
>wake up from cryosleep and some purple lady is barking at you
>get cool guns and swords and shit
>spend eternity looking for potatoes
>>712969958
Dying Light?
>>712970032
Spot on ma' nigga.
>Be accused of being personal hygiene item
>Also be someone else for a bit but die
>Radio claims some cool shit
>Math equations outta nowhere
>Build a machine
>It fucks up
>Wake up and some tall guy in a suit is looking at me.
>>712969804
Ummmm Detroit ?
>>712969811
>>712969055
>>712968800
>>712968455
>>712967766
>>712967600
>>712966833
>>712966666
checked
>>712966667
>>712968889
nice try fags
>>712970139
Don't Starve
>>712970139
Don't Starve
>>712970191
no you faggot its so popular too
>>712970230
>>712970223
Correct
>>712970223
Bingo
>>712969263
vvvvvv
>>712969430
>also collect pants and parasols
>>712970339
Nice, finally.
>>712970366
checked
>>712970341
Tomba/Tombi!
>shithead dad gets drunk
>makes son clean up
>>712969986
Warframe? :^)
>>712970440
Yep. Tombi in 'straya
>>712970441
Katamari
>>712970531
you fuckin' know it bitch
>You're a mute
>Love interest is a sword.
>>712970550
yep
>>712970116
modern warfare 2?
>Wake up
>Old guy says he carried me here
>Told me big bad guy destroys my village...
>mfw we only survivors
>Go anon and collect Wraith hearts to build your powers and seek vengeance.
>Neat level where there's a giant piano you run on and hands try to kill you
>you're a breakfast cereal
>the trees are cubes
>the sky is cubes
>the dogs are cubes
>I am cubes
>everything is cubes
>>712970692
Yep
>everything would have been fine if you just locked up like your uncle told you to
>>712970765
>>712970692
Wait no MW1
>you're a bouncy ball
>become other bouncy balls
>>712970762
Minecraft.
Futuristic
Depressed alcoholic trench coat dude
Special snowflake
Everyone is rasict to him
>>712970865
Jezzball
>One of the weakest enemies is a spider
>One of the strongest enemies is also a spider
>>712970905
dude sex manhood divided
>>712970946
Correct
>>712970886
Too easy
>>712970905
Deus Ex
>>712970938
Minecraft.
>wake up in some fucking mansion, don't remember shit
>spilled beverages on the carpet mares a trail to follow
>go on a journey to find out what the fuck happened last night
>>712971065
No.
>>712969144
No one?
Come on, someone else must have played this. Don't fail me faggots
>>712971067
amnesia, step it up.
>Be sent away by Nasa as a trainee engineer
>The base needs fixing
>Fuckfuckfuckfuck
>All the qualified engineers are shouting at each other
>John Madden!
>most likely germany
>cool swords
>most people want to wank the midget
>based on cartoon
> almost drown
> become a mutant fuck in an ugly ass sweater
>>712971113
The answer is the best game ever.
>yo brodude im in a game where i dont belong bro
>race like 5 of us bro and we'll be your friends
>dude like 2 of us are like dead bro
>>712971170
Bioshock?
>Lost in forest. I swear we're not.
>Pink haired bitch is mad at me.
>See some scary gates we approach them
>Spoopy mansion with guy pretending to be a plane in the window.
>Pink haired bitch goes in I don't want to.
>She gets taken
>I fight my way to her with anything I can pick up
>community is cancer
>game is cancer
>click the circles
>>712971107
god damn it I thought it was a good one
>>712971113
Moon base alpha
>>712971385
Aeiou!
>>712971454
Aeiou!
>>712971292
WoW?
>eat pizza
>some guy pops up and flips a table
>eat pizza
>demons out of fucking nowhere
>kill demons, proceed to eat pizza
>a tower randomly pops out of the ground
>ride a motorcycle up the outside wall of the tower
>multiplayer
>portals
>ringed planets
>oh wait
>little brother dies due to father not caring
>grows up and kills little boys to see if any fathers will care about their sons
>this nigga got asthma
>really bad fucking angles/controls
>>712971252
splatterhouse.
>>712971613
donte may cry
>>712971620
idk man, one man's lie?
>be green guy
>hot girl travels with me
>kill religious fucktards
>giant hula hoops
>its cold
>what the fuck is that
>give me the flamethrower
>be a kid
>mom walks in, tells me to wake up
>get out of bed, bout to follow her outside
>oops, lol, nearly forget my cloak
>get outside, mum and dad book it and tell me to catch up with them in the middle of town
>try to follow them, but that smartass god blocks my path with hundreds of 'convenient' boulders
>go the other way, find me best mate trying to put all his vidya and doritos in a chest and pull it to safety
>lol, not my dumb mate
>try to leave without him but he gets all pissed
>asks me why i would leave without him
>mfw i want to tell him he's a gay faggot but can't because mute
>kill robots
>kill humans
>all sliding on knees
>>712971667
JASON!
>>712971751
The Thing.
>>712971756
You got it, man. That game made me cry like a little bitch just because that soundtrack is too goddamn powerful.
>>712971613
Never played it but catherine?
>>712971915
Hugo's House of Horrors?
>fungi is the new brain rave
>literally everything in my life sucks
>gotta take this young hot teenage girl across country but I'm not gonna fuck her
>fucking hate this snarky young'un
>wait no now I like her
>i'm attached to a 14 year old and I'm in my 50's
>we attack a bug group
>>712971724
correct, dmc3
> Almost on vacation
> Alcohol, painkillers
> A lot of pseudoniggers are killed
>>712972117
the last of us
>>712972117
The last of us
>>712972173
max payne 3
>>712972173
Max Payne 3?
>>712972313
>>712972275
Exactly. It was an easy one.
>get wings
>show bros and papa
>dad gets jelly and fucking rips them off
>thrown into a tornado lake
>get instructed by a squid to kill a fucktonne of people and endure 14 generations of cutscenes
> My son can be a demon
> My grandson also
> I can't but I am the most badass character of my family.
>>712972464
Soul reaver
>>712967015
>Go on a quest to have sex with every woman in japan but accidentally end up uniting the country and vanquishing an ancient evil.
>>712972614
Holy fuck didn't expect anyone to get that without mentioning the sword, good job
> Cool bike, hot gf
> Shooting with bazooka
> My villain is a fucking nerd
> Trippy hawaiian shit.
>>712966597
Well I guess I have a new videogame to look into
thought this was Katamari tbh
>go to college
>get locked in some how
>toy bear tells me i'm stuck here forever
>or I can kill another student to get out
>just gotta be discreet
>>712966388
have you played dead space?
> Dream to be king
> Fuck spooky skeletons
> Some of them are killing my peasants.
> If somebody is gonna fuck this peasants it should be ME
> Become King.
>stuck to a demon that only pesters you when the lights are on
>be war vet
>sign up for some patriotic cause
>end up killing people
>end up killing a lot of people
>it's like a really bad acid trip
>kill more people
>Wake up with an asshole in my face
>Punch shit
>Shoot shit
>Explode shit
>>712973227
DOOM?
>>712973000
danganronpa
>>712973145
alone in the dark?
>>712973299
Absolutely
>>712973326
>alone in the dark
Nope. This one's a few years older, and an RPG
>>712968697
Saints Row the Third
>dad dead before born
>find note from dad years later
>don't go to these specific coordinates in Northern Greenland
>go to these specific coordinates on Northern Greenland
>die
>>712973639
penumbra, ez
>>712969331
Mafia 2
>>712973751
Yep.
>>712972670
anyone?
>>712974194
Sorry man we don't play weeb shit
>You are a space marine
>who kills aliens
>>712965799
>badass
>big fucking gun
>kill demons
>>712971748
Halo
>fucking pissed bald dude
>swords
>ded
>>712972736
crash bandicoot?
>step off boat
>attacked by crabs
>swing dagger but keep missing
>greatest game ever made faggitz
>>712972522
Tekken?
>>712974457
Yup
>>712968182
2. Was touhou was already solved
>>712965799
that just sounds like regular swedish life to me
>The fuck is this?
>The fuck is that?
Feels like you're on lsd<
>You are
>In a cell
>Why do I have all my shit?
>Escape
>Bigass bird
>Get mad
>>712968061
Europa Universalis
>>712974484
That's that.
>>712974622
Dark souls?
>Whirlpool
>Why am I green?
>Old bitches
>Irish bitch with a feather
>Get mad again
>>712974455
God of war?
>>712974622
>doesn't start as deprived
Absolutely ZERO fucking immersion
>Here we go again
>Hey, cool sword
>Oh shit he's awake
>>712974799
winrar! also, nice dubs
>>712969986
Jesus Christ. People don't recognize halo any more?
>>712974857
dank soles 3
>>712974736
Dingdong
>>712974837
Fite me
>>712969144
sound familiar
>Fetus steals my bandage
>Burns forest
>nukes city
>race a literal piece of shit
>salt and needles everywhere
>FUCK TOFU
>I'm never going to be the guy
>>712965799
Pewdiepie the game
>>712974918
Bueno
>>712970693
Vexx
>>712974933
Too EZ!
Super meat dat boi
Hehe I'm gonna snipe that fucker so good, no one will have any idea it was m-
Fucking malaria.
>>712974875
It was Warframe ya dip.
>you're an author
>depressed, can't write anymore
>go to remote cabin with wife to try and get over it
>wife expects you to write in cabin
>getmad, storm off
>return to wife vanishing into lake
>to save her you run around the woods at night shooting shadows and picking up pages from a book you don't remember writing
>she's been underwater for days now
>Orange armour
>Oh fuck, bugs!
>Steal tractor
>>712965799
2.5s GCD
>>712975075
Alan Wake
>>712975015
Bingo
>Swing weapons at people
>Not enough points
>Fuck ever one with fists
>Invisible Man.
>This boss dies in one hit too?
>>712974875
That's because it isn't halo.
>>712975075
Alan Wake.
I think you don't understand how "poorly description" works.
>>712975044
FAR CRY 2
>>712975075
Alan wake
>Sail
>Sail some more
>Gran is sad
>>712975190
Uh.. Condemned?
>>712975284
AC nigger flag
>>712975284
Wind Waker
>>712973204
Metal Gear?
>>712971292
osu ?
>>712974479
Morrowind!
Keep moving....scum
>looking for treasure
>everyone's errand boy
>can't not open glowy boxes
>is this gun/shield/grenade .1% better than the one I'm currently carrying?
british ninja-steampunk for moralfags
>>712975335
Wot
>>712975336
This nigga gets it
>>712975128
final fantasy 14?
>>712975092
body harvest?
> You lost as an official commander.
> Have a second chance, now as a leader of a terrorist group.
> Goal is the same, fuck these inmigrants.
>>712975165
>>712975250
yep
>>712975237
yeah, definitely made it too easy :/
>>712975332
Think indie.
The second in the series.
>This murderer is cool
>Fuck Russians
>Why does using fists not give points anymore?
>Writer with anger issues
>>712975455
>Body harvest
I was certain nobody would get that.
>>712975063
well fuck me sideways. I could swear that was halo, Cortana and all.
>>712975457
Shut the fuck up Bradford simulator.
>Be guy
>get call
>kill
>>712975250
fc2 hell yes
>>712975473
sounds like hotline miami to me
>virus gets released
>kills/turns everyone into zombies
>not you though
>you're a shapeshifter now
>wait, YOU released the virus??
>not even a nuke can stop you regenerating from a diseased crow
>>712975502
It's super similar honestly.
>>712975546
Hotline Miami. Made mine a little more creative.
>>712975190
>>712975473
>>712975473
Ah fuck
Hotline Miami
>run from ur safe zone to enemy's zone
>time runs up
>go back to ur safe zone and defend it from enemies
>rinse and repeat
>>712975599
Prototype.
ZEUS vs PARIAH literally never ever, fuck you Ubisoft.
Game set in the distant future
You are a selection of rebel humans in the arse end of the galaxy fighting for freedom against oppressive humans. Get in the way of some Robot Aliens and some wierd fuck arse looking aliens who steals your bitch and turns her alien hell bent on dominating the galaxy
>>712975348
Try again, here's some more to work with
>blood and guts every where
>surreal amounts of violence
>witnesses claim seeing monster leaving the scene
Alright, try this one.
>Lost baby
>So many dinosaurs die
>>712975502
>>712975605
where the fuck in halo do you look for potatoes?
>>712975583
>>712975619
You got that right.
>>712975618
Yeah ya did.
>>712975626
Verdun?
>>712975709
The Flood kinda look like taters.
>>712975399
Any of the borderlands games
>>712975684
Easy, StarCraft
>Set in future
>Graphics are shit
>Bullshit movement
>Good ratings despite how much the game sucks
>>712975748
kek, fair enough
>>712975541
Bravo
>>712975709
>>712975709
I meant the game as a whole was similar not the description of it.
>>712975802
no man's sky, the new cod, shit nigga this can be a million things.
>>712975704
Bonk?
thread is past bumplimit, it's gonna die son.
>>712975681
Yep!
>>712975770
Correct, been playing the second one lately
>>712975912
Нет
>>712975856
I'll try better next time but it's Halo 5
>*Angry japanese shouting*
>>712975802
40% of all the games released in the last two years, mate.
>>712975966
see you on the other side, faget
>>712975405
Dishonored
>>712976041
Overwatch
>>712976041
Attak on titan?
>>712976041
Total War: Shogun?
>Furry with space guns.
>>712976096
>>712976107
in retrospect it could have been these as well.
>>712976084
but it was this one.
>>712976147
ratshit and crunk
>>712976147
Saints Row 4
>>712975455
ff14 is correct
>>712976168
*Cries in Japaneese*
