ITT: poorly described video games cont.
>tiny triangle
>avoid the lines
>be baby
>lock self in oven
>devour batteries like they are candy
>>712947319
Seriously, wtf
>>712947669
Who's your daddy?
>>712947319
asteroids?
>>712947701
you got it!
>>712947319
I'll just repost mine from the last thread
>hiking accidents
>main villain is ness
>doggo
>>712947319
nobody can get this one lol
three wrong guesses and ill give up the answer
>amnesia
>furries
>robots
>neat soundtrack
>one of the boss's eye glows
>indie
>>712947844
shit game fuck off
>boots shoot bullets and other things
>>712947891
What game is it though?
>>712947926
this
>office worker
>office isn't the same as remembered
>douche of a narrator
>>712948031
stanley parable
>>712948031
The Stanley Parable?
>run and jump platformed
>monochrome
>>712948064
yeah!
>>712948105
Minesweaper
>>712947786
Barrier?
>>712948151
third wrong guess!!! the game is super hexagon faggots!!! cheap as hell, takes a while to learn, and is almost impossible to master
>fight your way through tons of enemies
>"CHICKEN! "
>>712948207
>takes a while to learn, and is almost impossible to master
I can literally smell your fedora
>>712948287
Gauntlet you faggot too easy
>>712948303
go buy super hexagon then come back to me lol
>>712948321
Not the game I'm thinking of
>>712948207
watching the trailer not only made me remember why i stopped playing speed/reaction games like that, but also made me want to die
>>712948411
oh...
is it because you suck and have terrible reaction time? i am sorry for you anon.......
>be metal dad
>>712948105
Canabalt
>>712948385
Tekken?
>>712948511
ur fucking aids
>>712948554
Yeee
>>712948530
nope
>breath to continue running
>>712948555
why are you so mad?? it is only a game...
Kay, this ones kinda dumb but fuck it
>animal abuse
>child endangerment
>>712947844
Another hint
>a flower plays a large role in the story
>fly around
>collect fish
>kill aliens that look like shrimp
>>712948674
animal crossing
>>712948661
He's mad because you were being pretty fedora about it
>run for 10 minutes
>finally encounter enemy
>die
>no vehicles
>run for 10 minutes
>>712948555
ALSO
you're..............................
lrn2spell faggot
>>712948740
nope
>>712948708
is it Flower?
>>712948770
>time travel
>water plant
>You are dead
>Shoot midget turtles, birds, worms and leechmen.
3 guesses remain.
>>712948674
Mother 2
>>712948753
sounds like dragons dogma for one aspect but i'm gonna go with dayz maybe
>Because you thought one life wasn't enough.
>>712948806
Nupe
>>712948847
Nope
>>712948745
fedora is not an insult lol
he mad because he is bad at the game.
enough said!
>Move from Japan
>Hawaiian nigga, Edge Lord and bitch
>Boating around
>Milf gets tentacle possessed
>"Y'all are stupid"
>Bitch leaves with milf
>Fucking colors climb a tree
>>712948753
DAYZ
>>712948865
Undertale you fucking neckbeard
>>712948808
SO MAD :)
>>712947319
Super hexagon, took me a year and a half to clear all stages
>>712948728
Cold and poopy, infant whorecare
Did i make win?
>>712948865
?? Idk what main villain is Ness means. And there isn't any hiking in the game I'm hinting at
>>712948972
see, this guy gets it!!!!111one
>>712948843
nope,
same publisher, different developer
>>712948511
Watched the trailer, this game looks terrible
>>712948708
Undertale
>>712947319
>neigh
>"son you shouldn't have gone up that mountain alone"
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>"DAD NOOOOOO"
>>712948966
I'm not sure which post you're claiming is Undertale by my post
>>712947844
Is not
>>712948930
Nope
>revenge
>CP
>day in the park
>subway
>>712948980
Close another hint
>Have sex with aliens
>Everyone thinks you're crazy
>>712949076
>>712949092
red dead redurka, also fuck bears
>>712949097
I dunno I'm stoned, I just know one Is undertale
>>712947319
Hexagon?
>>712949129
sounds like district 9 to me, but this is a game thread.
>>712949020
>>712948972
samefag detected
>>712949020
Thanks :) idk what the fucl everyones sayong about it i still play it
>>712949112
Your life?
>>712949205
Ay that was in my country
>>712949169
It's the fucking mountain lions that get me.
>tfw just get the black God tier horse.
>mountain lion ups and fucks my shit, can never find another black horse.
>>712949048
super hexagon is difficult as fuck and requires much practice to be good at it. it is a great time waster and actually playing it is much better then watching. the game is cheap as fuck anyway. why not live the experience?
>>712949227
nope
>>712949212
Failed
>>712949205
It's a game well three games, and another one is coming out soonish.
>>712949251
Hell yeah :)
>>712947319
We made a wonderful home. Attacked by a herd of exploding rats. One guy's sister died. He went nuts and gunned down his two best friends. A survivors lost their foot to infection so they got a peg leg. The last person on the operating table had both lungs removed (someone we liked more had asthma). Two people spent half the night gettin' busy', then married the next day next to the marble pool table.
>>712949242
the war horse is amazing, GOTY was best decision since abortion was accepted by republicans. also i agree mountain lions are the worst, i've killed many a bear with throwing knives.
>>712949266
I do not have a clue actually, nice buds btw.
>>712949173
The game I'm describing is very similar but much older
>>712949212
>>712949212
nice try faggot. how about you try and get good?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>712948753
I'm going to sleep now so I'll just give the answer
Battlefield
>>712949363
rapelay is answer
>Wake up with no memory
>Have talking sword
>Better go save some lizards
>be a blob
>eat a blob
>enslave a third blob
>now I can form a different color blob
>>712949298
has to be mass effect
>>712949438
Blob
>>712949420
Sanic and the black
>>712949298
and now it sounds like mass effect, ps would fuck aliens.
>Portals
>Comedy
>>712947319
>shoot people
>not fun
>>712949498
Portal for the 64
>>712949478
wrong
>>712949526
Wrong
>>712949428
wait what? most runs take between 10-130+ seconds if you are good. this game is great for killing a few minutes here and there
>not who you think you are
>not who you think you are thinks you are
>pointy
>fly through space
>eat tons of burgers
>>712949420
sacred?
>>712949503
ride to hell retribution
>>712949449
Nailed it.
>>712949555
Gotta be portal for the Sega genises
>>712949539
portal 2
>>712949607
Incorrect
>>712949632
Portal for the play station 1?
>>712949460
Close, it's actually Europa Universalles III
>>712949588
Wrong
>>712947844
Am disappointed no one has figured this one out. Another hint
>you're in a CAVE
>the STORY is really good
>>712949756
CAVE STORY?!?!?! :o
>>712949756
Undertale
>>712949756
right the bunny people...
>Shooter
>implying Wam fetish
> looks like a acidtrip
>>712949610
nope
>>712949690
Wrong
>>712949784
CORRECT
>>712949833
Serious Sam?
>>712949787
Damn you
>Set animals on fire
>People will fuck in public
>Trip out on drugs
>an old dude rubs shit on a pole, and it's holy
>>712949857
Nah
>>712949884
2 ez fgt
>>712949893
Postal?
>Mindfuck story
>dev killed it and it's bros to make slot machines nobody asked for
>>712948674
pokemon
>>712949893
Postal
>>712949893
Postal
>>712949931
No, but good guess. It's a newer game.
>>712949952
winRAR
>>712949937
Silent Hill (P.T)
>>712949914
Now I really wanna play serious sam again fuck
>>712949937
Silent Hill
Im teh king
>>712949833
>>712949857
Splatoon is answer
>rng
>micromanagement
>exploding spaceships
>war crimes
>>712950011
Correct
>>712950018
close enough
>>712950017
It's too serious for me, i only play my little brony stuff
>you cant spawn that many explosives barrels
>I can spawn all these explosive barrels
>barrels explode
>trying to reconnect to server
>>712950094
Kek rip the franchise
Konami sure does love those machines
>>712949893
sounds like far cry 4 or far cry 3
>>712950157
Garry's Mod
>>712950171
Yeah far cry primal.
>>712950157
Minecraft
>>712950157
Minecampf
>>712950044
Fuck you alpha male Sam is always the answer
>>712950171
I was actually about the add the hint
>devs like to over hype shit.
>>712950177
Yee
>>712950201
>>712950202
Lol Wut
>>712950192
the people fuck in public thing confused me, post vid now.
>>712950210
S-so-sorry!
>I am game
>Jokes on you I play myself
>Want shit faster? FEED ME MONEY
>>712950296
Every mobile game ever?
>dad's missing
>fix water thing
>hooray clean water for everyone!
>>712950296
Activision
>meet up with girl
>such a cuck literally faints
>>712950296
Cookie Clicker
Clash Royale
Clash of Clans
>>712950367
fallout 3, try harder nerd
Really easy one now
>60% disney ip
>30% oc
>10% final fantasy shit
> "ITS JUST A FF FANWANK"
>>712950367
Flint Michigan's Dream
>>712950344
Yes but also modern MMORPGs
They are so fucking easy
>>712950272
For far cry primal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pup2ZE831_o
Sometimes they'll do it right at the main camp.
>you live on one of two giants
> you are blond
>>712950278
Better be beta cuck
>>712947319
>disguised as dude
>inherit militia
>WHOOOHOOOOOOOOA
>ayy lmao
>bromance
>>712950480
Easy, it's
>>712950431
Truth
>be children
>o shit it's raining rocks
>THE ROCK seems to be a popular bad guy
>Whole village sticks around just to stop THE ROCK
>Get fucked by 2 weirdos
>Now I can summon a giant hand for some reason
>>712950547
Big boss
>>712950547
MGS V TPP
Whoahoa gave away + Militia
>>712950439
amazing, I never knew far cry primal was so advanced
>>712949587
In case you wondered, its chicken invaders
>>712950547
Just cause
>>712949787
cave story faggot. fuck undertale!
>>712950655
Jesus, good shit right there
>>712947844
EASY. My childhood game, IMO one of the best games I've ever played. Cave Story boiiiiiiiiiii
>>712947891
End yourself.
>rockets
>laser sword
>pigs
>robots
>knight
>>712950626
They show tits, and shit, but I really don't know why they didn't go a bit further. I can see watering down gore, and sex if a dev is going for a teen rating, but it doesn't make a lot of sense if they're already going to get a M.
>>712950488
Okka
>be undead
>die
>die again
>die a lot
>git gud
> \[T]/
>kill flying lizards
>speak loudly
>the weather is considered rather cold
>part five of of the ancient scriptures series
>>712950757
Dank souls , praise the memes
>>712950588
Rock of ages?
>Shoot guys
>die
>buy hats
>>712950780
Skyboi
>pranksters make people kill mobsters
>>712950724
Sanic at tje special olympics
easy one
>not undertale
>everyone's scared of the thing that does FUCK ALL
>an hero
>>712950799
Team Fortress 2
>>712950790
Nope
>Hint: The main title of the game shares a word with the newest pokemon games
60's but everyone is a drug addict and underwater.
>>712950799
TF2?
>>712950846
If it's not undertale is it even a game?
>Half man
>Half robot
>80s synthwave soundtracks
>2007 and it's the future
>Giant lizards that can shoot lasers with neon mood lights inside them
>>712950731
wouldn't be the first time, and won't be the last time that I slit my girl friend's throat so I can get top from a hot caribbean native chick
>>712948287
WoW?
>>712950799
Retro city rampage
>>712950824
Hotline Miami
>>712950731
Well actually I'll scratch this one. I know some countries won't even allow a game to be sold if it's too graphic, which is fucking stupid.
>>712950892
blooddragon
>>712950908
Yep
>>712950891
>>712950931
yes
>>712950862
Black and white?
>>712950944
>Bear takes hostages that have to kill each other to escape
>>712948708
Disgusting and one of the biggest cancer spawns
>>712951020
I'll drop a pic of the protagonist
>>712950838
No and I doubt anybody will actually get it
>>712951063
My thuesday afternoon
>be IT guy
>gotta collect these computer chips
>use boots to go through fire and water and shit
>>712951127
Nope
>>712951118
Probably true
>scan plants and shit
>make plant grow
>so big plant
>fall off plant and consider suicide
>climb to top for disappointment
>>712951070
Not a fan of Cave Story?
>jump around
>collect mangos
>spin around autistically
>>712951154
that could even be the new sonic boom shit game
>>712951179
Grow home/ up
>>712951212
CRASH
>the main character is mario mario
try
>>712951154
chips fucking challenge
>>712951212
Crash face in cooch
>>712951179
no mans sky ?
>>712951253
2 ez
Dragon born
>Nominated for "The worst game of this year"
>>712951233
Grow home it is
>>712951286
>thrown on a prison island
>make 4 friends
>get help from a wizard
>escape from prison
>>712951090
That game was GOLDEN
>>712951319
Yes yes yes!
>>712951263
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>712951358
Just like the SUN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6gm1RC1AI
>>712951090
Golden bum
>halo-like armor
>ayy lmaos everywhere
>David Duchovny
>>712951317
Only thing I can think of is no mans sky, which I'd say is more like the most disappointing game, not really the worst.
>>712951253
Just a wild guess, it's a mario game?
>>712951418
...area 51...?
>>712951442
Yup yup
>>712951418
DOOM(?)
>>712948753
Battlefield
>>712951418
>halo-like armor
>implying doom isn't older than halo
>>712951418
Quake? Maybe?
>>712951501
Correct!
>>712951580
Ultimate arena?
>There are beasts to kill
> use their corpses to make clothes
>you've got the touch!
>you've got the powah!
>gotta save a fuck ton of unborn kids
>they could be getting cooked into an omelet or being sold to slave owners
>spend time skateboarding and collecting money
>flying lizard
>collect gems
>headbutt statues
>>712951758
Minecraft
>>712951790
SKATE 3
>>712951811
That's spyro
Also you are the same guy who posted the crash one earlier
>>712951811
Heh wow. Spyro tho
>sandnigger from the royal family fucks with something he doesn't understand only to come full circle
>>712951811
Soyro the gagon
>>712951850
It is not skate 3
>>712951850
no to 1st
>moving closer
>defende
>>712951873
pop sands of wtf
>>712947898
Downwell
>>712951873
Prince of persia?
>>712951907
Battlefield 1 Operations
>>712951924
>>712951955
yes, classic trilogy
>be a faggot
>have a beret and poncho
>explore dungeons and gather magic orbs
>????
>profit
>>712947844
Fury
>>712952015
Nu the answer was posted but you can continue to guess
>undercover cop
>car can't steer worth shit
>at least the soundtrack was decent
>Be trap angel
>Mother angel sends me to somewhere fucking far away
>Everything wants to eat me
>>712951063
I'll give a hint: the hostages are students
>sandniggers
>wops
>injuns
>frogs
>Teabag
>save dev and turn them into activision in record time
>>712952079
Nfs: undercover?
>>712947319
Tempest.
>>712947319
person in union searches for kidnap victim
>>712951971
naa, its alot more old school. but good guess
>>712952152
Correct!
>>712951758
hint
>many demons afoot
>>712952004
>classic trilogy
You know the games go back to the apple II, right?
>>712952087
Kid Icarus
>>712952193
Introduced me to pendulum
>>712952237
Awww you poor little innocent soul
>Screenshot of the game
>scientist
>unleash armageddon onto the planet
>lil jumpy things that face fuck you
>>712947319
Super Hexagon
>>712952338
3/4 death
>you play as a sliding susage man
> you get judged on your shooting
> blood on the cactus
>>712948303
Kek
>>712952277
The Tempest was a great song for that game.
>>712948635
NaissancE
>>712951063
danganronpa
>>712951790
This one's easy tho
>>712952441
Nice
>>712948207
>monochrome
Only if you're colorblind
>run and jump platformer
Only if you're autistic, which, judging by your typing style, you are.
>out soon
>weird mix of kawaii, and good fellas
>lots of male emo hair
>hot daisy duke rip off
>>712952230
yes, but those don't have the time manipulation aspect in them
Besides I was born too late to be fascinated by them
>>712952428
Yee I have no idea what the song is talking about but it's goes good with driving fast
>Start up plot twist
>save the world from some robot shit
>you can do naked cartwheels
>protagnist is constantly overshadowed by older brother
>older brother is missing
>unorthodox paranormal investigation ensues, and your weapon sucks.
>annoying asian American
>hate his step dad
>goes to himalayas
>becomes terrorist
>>712952575
Fair enough.
>>712952617
Uncharted
>>712949503
Bioshock Infinite
>>712952608
luigi's mansion
>>712952617
close whine 4
>Photos
>Yelling
>Nom Nom
>>712947319
>enemies turn shotguns into sniper rifles
>you can't hit someone point blank with an assault rifle
>It's the most realistic sci fi game out there
>>712952608
fear 3?
>>712952678
Correct!
>>712952684
kek you sorta got it
>>712952723
ghost in the shell stand alone complex first assault online
>stuck in room
>potato salad
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>3 dangerous factions
>assassination attempt fails, complicity made public
>this is a formal declaration of WAR
>this is a formal declaration of WAR
>this is a formal declaration of WAR
>no money for mercenaries
>resign
>reload save
>assassination succeeds, 0 dangerous factions
>save
>be rat
>have armor and sword
>have jetpack
>NYYYYOOOOOOOM
>>712952603
Mgs
The one with blonde cyborg man
>>712952812
ding ding ding
winrar
metal gear solid 2
>r/asianmasculinity
>Kung fu
>shitty apartment
>undercover cop
>>712952874
sleepingdogs
>>712952805
rokkit nite
>>712952874
sleeping dongs?
>>712952904
>dongs
Kek
>>712952797
Civ VI?
>>712952860
Felt good anon
>>712952897
Sparkster, but yeah, that's the original one
>>712952941
it's not a Civ game
>>712952904
>>712952888
Yup also checkd
>Johnny! Noooooo!
>Some asshole is in my pool
>purple
>notebook
>shit can appear
>stars
>have to save bitch ass sister
>no pussy
>feelsbadman
>>712953026
saints row 3ish
>>712953027
Scribblenuts
>>712953027
scribbletwats
>>712953060
Correct!
>>712953063
>>712953086
Kek
Winrars
>be tortured relentlessly
>tormentor toying with you, all of you
>can't scream
>>712947737
ffs undertale
>>712953189
I have no mouth and I must scream?
>>712953232
Correct! One of my all time favorites!
>>712948838
>>712949833
>>712950480
>>712951682
>>712952404
Nobody guessing?
>booty
>future
>robots n lasers n shit
>>712953424
Ogrecrotch
