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What did you just say /b/?
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>>712930247
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>>712930247
Hi
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I don't like Animaniacs....
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>>712930247
I pay full retail price for Triple-A games on Steam.

And I don't buy anything during sales.
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>>712930247
Who wants to play my Nintendo Switch!?
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>>712930247
I voted for trump.
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>>712930247
erect my penis
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>>712930247
I just farted
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Truly happened on holloween..
> Dude dressed as a female nurse
> People messing with him during game of never have I ever with "never pretended to be a chick"
> Be me, standing against wall, not playing.
(I was playin beer pong when they started)
> Guy in dress says, "im not being a chick, just call me guy in a dress man"
> So I said, "u can call him guess, or dry"
OP pic was rooms Reaction.. guy in a dress man told me to shut up..
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>>712930247
WHICH ONE OF YOU LUCKY 10 WILL IT BE?
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>>712930247
Trump!
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>>712930247
Guess which red cup I blew my load in!
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>>712932883
and you haven't killed yourself yet?

lol.
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Damn, you got tall. I'm going to need a bigger rope.
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Anyone here like Bionicles?
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Hey, I'm not against Muslims at all but I do think their religion is violent but I don't think they are violent.
*What the fuck bigot*
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>>712932883
i dont get it
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>>712933592
hell yeah
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>>712932883
I don't get it
Guess or dry?
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>>712930247
"I'm OP."
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>This is Now Get Thread.
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check out his singles
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>>712930247
I fap to trannies
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>>712930247
I voted for Trump
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>>712933909
Nah, to go to a party you need to have friends.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>712933371
To be fair, I wasn't really feelin the party. I was zoned out, thinkin bout my ex that I broke up with about a month prior..
I'm good, tho. I ain't no little bitch, but I do hate myself.
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>>712933472
mohammad would be proud
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>>712930247
>So any of you guys watch anime?
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Sometimes when I don't want to walk all the way to the bathroom, I pee in a bottle. I have amassed quite a collection.
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>>712930247

>jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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>>712933868
GUY in a DRESS = GUess.
DRESS GUY = DRy.
I do this thing where I mix words together.. basically all the time..
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>>712933331
almost
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>>712933843
That fucking filename
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>>712930247
Hey guys I brought settlers of catan!
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>>712934605
No wonder you got that reaction...
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>>712930247
niggers tongue my anus
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>>712934746
my testicles are now alll the way inside me
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>>712934605
>Being this autistic
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>>712934605
Fucking kek anon
would play beer pong with you
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>>712935337
Why?
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>>712930247
>What? You dared me to take it out... DON'T YOU LAUGH AT IT!!!!
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>>712934605
OP here, that actually is kinda funny.
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
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>>712933331
Ghost Rider?
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>>712935873
Is this some religious event or something? Like some sand nigger thing?
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>>712935951
Story?? Sauce?
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>>712935843
I'm glad 2 people so far have found it funny. And not in the retarded funny way either or there'd be more.
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>>712930247
I said... DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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>>712935914
what are you, some fucking nerd?
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>>712930247
If you do not reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Nothing can make you immune.
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>>712934586
wow that shirt
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>>712930247

"HAIL TRUMP, HAIL OUR PEOPLE, AND HAIL VICTORY!!!!"
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>>712930247
All of them look disgusting as fuck 'muricans truly are the most hideous looking humans in existence.
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>>712932221
Almost
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>>712934605
>tfw i wasn't retarded enough to get the joke
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From each according to his ability, to each according to his need! This is the motto upon our Revolutionary Flag, Comrades!
Death to Capitalism!
Death to the Fascist State that preserves this dying system of wage slavery!
Death to the parasitic bourgeoisie!
Death to those who seek to deny us justice!
Death to those who seek to deny democracy!
Workers of the world, unite!
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>>712935290
I am pretty good at beer pong. Didn't lose a game that night.
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>spams good threads but leaves all porn threads alone.
I see how it is anon.
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>>712930247

HAIL TRUMP!

That's what I said..

the fuck you gonna do about it?
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Want some eggs?
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>>712937780
what is the origin of this image
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>>712935117
"Hey dude, I just found your leg"
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>>712935630
gotta do something hard core to prove yo'self to be in for the #thuglife

a subsidiary company of
#capitalism
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>>712934605
Thats autism anon
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>>712934605
Oh dude, my heart fucking broke reading this. I'd hang out with you /b/ro
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>>712932883
explain
I dont understand your caveman english
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>>712935839
>puts the lid back on the drink before he an heros
>mfw
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>>712933331
That's what you get for going 88 miles an hour during an electrical storm...
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>>712934999
Witnessed
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>>712934302
are these the scammers who get run over on purpose?
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>>712930586
topkek
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>>712934027
you are wrong friendo
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>>712936291
the ride never ends
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>>712930247
I said i wanna spagooter in ya cooter
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>>712930247
>>712930247
B says Kek in the Mutherfukin BREAD Couch!!!
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>>712930247


What the fuck is wrong with people like this. Even if the picture is fake, I hate when people can't hide emotion. Like if they see somebody doing something stupid/embaressing and they just stare with that face of disgust showing they are thinking "wtf is up with this guy". People who can't hide their emotions when talking or looking at someone is the autistic level of 12/8. Seriously like fuck I hate people.
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>>712940747

>What are social cues?
Nah i get what you mean, man. Unfortunately the world doesn't work like that.
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>>712930247
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAY WE WONT SOME PUUUUSSSSSAY"
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>>712941429
as long as SOMEONE understands lol
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>>712934605
Fuck sake man. Are you addicted to vaccinations or something?
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>>712935479
I'm never using Grindr again.
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>>712930247
So, this is where the big Queef convention is being held.
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Look out! There's a nigger!
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>>712934605
According to this machine, you have anal autism.
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>>712933978
Seriously though, it's amazing how that guy jumped out of the way of the car accident. Adrenaline is one hell of a drug!

I'm going to try that if I'm ever in a high speed crash.
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>>712934351
I live in East Asia and I'm surrounded by Asian people constantly, but I still can't tell if this is a 12 year old with huge tits or a lady with the face of a kid
please send help
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>>712944943
>stretch marks on right breast
>her right, not yours you sperg
>can't tell if kid or not

You need glasses anon?
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>>712930247
i said WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE NIGGERS?
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>>712945088
Actually, I do need glasses and I'm not wearing them.
Still what's the deal with that face?
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>>712945241
perpetual baby face
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>>712937102
agreed
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