Trips decides what I say to my new roommate.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Trips decides what I say to my new roommate.
"Bend down on all fours, Emily."
Ask for blowjob
If we don't fuck your not living with me, cunt.
>>712929738
were going to be best of "friends"
hopefully more ;)
>>712929738
Emily is such a pretty name.
>>712930880
this
>>712930601
rolling for this
>>712930880
rolling for this
if you touch my shit ill fucking floor your ass you mark ass bitch.
We aren't just going to live together and not fuck. You free tonight?
Were gonna need to work out a beating off schedule quick since i do it at least 5 times a day.
I'd like to plow you like Homer Simpson does snow in s4e9
You do realize there is a price for staying here that exceeds monetary value
>>712931219
roll !
You got tits like a little boy?
>>712931347
kek
big rolll
Hello my dirty nigga
All niggers must die
When I was a kid I always wanted my best friend to live in the same house as me. Now that Iv finally met my best friend and were moving in together I am sooo excited to make my dream come true.
Emily do you have a hairy pussy? Please shave it
Im a bed wetter. Do you have a fucking problem with that?
>>712929738
BACK THE FUCK OFF??!!!!?????
>>712930880
Rolling for this also
>>712929738
Wanna eat something somewhere sometime
They call me pussy muncher so if you ever hear the sound of a wet sponge being smacked on carpet just know that im doin my thaaaang girl
Emily, everything in the fridge is mine.
>>712929738
But... is Emily actually cute?
Also charge your goddamn phone, Anon.
>>712930880
Rolling for this
>>712929738
you mind if I come and cuddle with you tonight?
Immediately tell her you have been dreaming about her and you think God decided you should be together forever. Then ask her if she knows the Lord Jesus Christ.
>>712931882
Reroll
>>712929738
Hi Emily!
>>712931993
roll
If you snort - you are dead
Black lives don't matter
>>712931922
winnar
>>712929738
do you have a boyfriend?
>>712929738
Im socially awkward and posted on the Internet to get convo started and unfortunately this one dork posted this confession. I'll explain later over pizza. My treat. By the way, I'm missing my left pinkie toe so if you see it tell me
Hitler did nothing wrong, Emily.
>>712932020
REROLL
>>712932223
top kek
>>712932113
He said trips you butthole licker
>>712929738
hope you like the cuckshed, friendo
>>712932108
Rolling 4 this
I have sexomnia, so don't be surprised if I try to fuck you in my sleep.
>>712932223
THIS. RE ROLL
>>712929738
can I please see you naked?
>>712932301
Oh whoops. Usually it's dubs, carry on then lol
>>712929738
Hey Emily!
I've been thinking a lot about menstruation lately, studying it. Is that going to be a problem for us?
You're not a nigger are you? I HATE niggers
>>712932223
kek give me the power
>>712930880
roll
>>712932113
Are you fucking autistic?
you got nice dsl's
>>712932223
kek, rolling for this
this is futile
rolland though for:
"Just wanted to let you know that my boyfriend is going to the same uni and he'll be sleeping with me :)"
Op is a fag
>>712932223
This
I can do your laundry if you'd like. Just don't blame me when your panties go missing ;)
Emily, I want to give you a rimjob, to feel your warm, soggy poops roll upon my face.
>>712932223
rawl
>>712932525
Nah, I missed the trips part. So I'm just retarded/dyslexic.
>>712932668
>almost got satan trips
I like the company of other men
you wanna do anal?
Can you send a pic of your pooper?
>>712932635
roll
>>712932223
Rolling till this happens
what good my nigger?
>>712932223
rolling
You better not bring any of your nigger friends near me, Emily
I have this one rule, it's not like a big thing, but it's important to me so I hope you will respect it. Don't bring any niggers over and don't fuck niggers anywhere else for that matter. I'll lend you money if you need it, for a small service :P :P :D
Can I sniff your farts?
>>712932223
rowl
>>712932223
just fucking give it, kek
The problem with America today is the nigger and the jew
>>712932887
WELL FUCK
I voted for Trump
>>712932894
rolling for this
>>712932778
FUCK
WE GOT TO GET IT ANON, RR
>>712932223
Omg this
you like the taste of cum?
"I won't touch you in your sleep because I'm nice. XD But feel free to touch me idc."
>>712933022
>ECHHHHS A DEEE
Niggerfaggot
do you shave down there?
>>712932223
this
>>712932894
roll
>>712932223
Cmon
>>712932223
ROLL
where my trips?
>>712932223
LUL this
>>712932223
Give it already
I want to stick my big, Jewish nose deep into your pooping hole and inhale the feces.
Hihi I have this thing that I'm going to do, which is really going to surprise you! I'm going to crawl under your sheets when you're asleep and lick your pussyhole :D :D :P :O ;D
>>712932223
pls
maybe someone should just round up the jews and put them in extermination camps? IDK just thinking out loud...
>>712932223
roll
this post is almost a meme now
Send dick pic and say: Want my mutton in your beef curtains?
>>712932894
make this happen
>>712933223
:(
RR
>>712932223
Another roll. Op netter deliver
>>712933223
roflcopter
>>712932223
Make it happen
Hahaha, it's not even that late. But the aircon is at an all time low XD
>>712932223
roll
All niggers must die
>>712929738
Jews did 9/11
>>712933334
Kys
>>712932223
Rollin
Netflix and chill?? The new Gilmore Girls is on.
have you ever noticed that the chinese have such small penises?
>>712932223
""""""
>>712932223
rollerino
>>712932223
MAGA
>>712932223
Re roll. 3 Rd time
>>712932223
come on, so many rolls
NIGGERS FROM EAST PAKISTAN
Ow! Ow! My pooper hurts please give it a kissy kissy T-T
>>712933400
k fgt
Emily, how about l fuck you and then l fuck again ?
>>712933453
this but add "good thing i'm not Chinese ;)"
>>712933375
roll
ask if shes B/ro
>>712932223
rolls forever
fag mag dag rag tag lag jag hag yag pag bag vag cag zag tag
>>712932223
We will get this. Fuck op.
>>712932223
this please
>>712932223
WE HAVE TO GET IT
Do you have any black guy friends who would want to fuck my asshole until it prolapses?
>>712932223
777
>>712932223
so many rolls yet no trips, also rolling
>>712932223
Emily will never know the work that went in to this . What a great drunk story to tell one day
Wanna hear a poem
Roses are red violets at violet
I wanna fucking die
>>712932223
rollllllllllllllllllll
>>712933765
rerollan
is it technically rape if you yell "SURPRISE!" first?
>>712932223
pls
>>712932223
roll
Mmmmmm do I smell young girly butthole? Is it yours Emily? ;)
>>712932223
roll
it's my job to trip
>>712932223
Cmon...
>>712929738
Heidi ho new neighbor! xD c:
I was born out of my mothers vagina and I want to go back
>>712933765
ROLL
>>712932223
999 fgt, roll
>>712932223
rolll
>>712933870
is your vagina an ininie or an outie? also have you ever had a tongue in your asshole?
>>712929738
wanna help me shoot a porn?
>>712930880
this
>>712932223
HIT ME, ROLL
>>712933799
rolling this
>>712932223
ROLLAND PLS LORD EMPEROR TRUMP I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK
>>712932223
This.. please
>>712930880
come on
>>712933916
Rollin
>>712932223
ROLL, DELIVER US FROM THIS MADNESS, KEK
>>712932223
rolling
smd?
>>712934097
Re roll
this is never going to work
>>712932223
I'll do this all night
>>712932223
why haven't you faggots got trips yet?
>>712932223
HA, ROLL
WATCH ME TRIP
>>712932223
roll
Hi
>>712932223
trips
Be my AI girlfriend
If you had a cock, you would be perfect for me
>>712934110
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( wudufug
RR
>>712934225
Being this new
>>712932223
ROLL, give me that meme magic
>>712932223
Niggers have willed it
>>712932525
Roll
Hey. Wanna share my bed on some nights? I don't mind if you say no. ((Or do I? lol)) But seriously let me know.
Hi *RAWR* I'm a furry (\_/) and I'm gonna cuddle you <3<3<3 all night long *blushes*
>>712932223
niggers
>>712932223
I won't stop
I would just love to stick a sharpie in your pooper.
>>712932223
roll for the keks
>>712934336
rr because the other one doesn't give meme magic
>>712932223
This post is CURSED!
Call op a fag to break the curse!
>>712932223
Oh god
Let's make a date to go to planned parenthood I haven't had an abortion in like 3 days
>>712934319
REROLLING FOR THIS
>>712932223
Roll
How about I give you the ol' lickaroo
>>712932223
reroll for this
I want to appear like shakespear from behind your beef curtains and have a whiff of the fresh winter breeze
>>712932223
Nigger
>>712932223
Check em
>>712932223
keep rollin, my dudes (roll)
>>712934404
404 trips not found rr
Hey, how was your thanksgiving?
I wear diapers so if that threatens you tell me now. If you're into that, I can be your perfect plaything :^)
>>712932223
Hurry up and get this shit
"Fuck you, you cunty cunt, you must be the cuntiest cunt cunt I've ever cunting seen. You should go cunt yourself, you mother cunter.. "
can you help me with my raging boner ;)
>>712932223
reroll
>>712932223
roll, watch me *trip*
I have a poop fetish so you might wanna cover your anus at night ;)
>>712932223
Op is a fag. This post better be the ticket!
>>712932223
Fucc
>>712929738
Can you fuck my dad
>>712934319
this
>>712932223
Op keeps dodging this bullet
say"you better not be gay, jewish, black, asian or muslim" and add a picture of the KKK
>>712932223
Niggers r Uz
>>712932223
roll, come the fuck on with the trips
I'd like to ask you for a small favour If I may. Can I store some of my valuables on your person? And by valuables I mean my nutsack and two eggs and by on your person I mean in your sour-pouch? hahaha I'm really funny though.
>>712934645
are you a faggot?
>>712932223
Literally can't stop.
>>712934411
DOUBLE DUBS!
I've been trying to work on my flexibility so I can suck my own cock. I'm having a tough time, though. Could you give me a hand?
The only thing is that I have to be the one who eats my cum.
>>712932223
Kek
>>712932223
THESE ROLLS WILL DESTROY THE THREAD
\roll
>>712932223
hitler did everything wrong, esp his war tactics
doubt op is here
>>712932223
fuck
I love girls. I want to put my pee pee in your pooping hole sooooooo bad *rawr*
>>712932223
trips please
>>712929738
Wanna taste it or smell it?
>>712932223
roll
Emily! I have a special offer pending your request! How would you like to live rent free at your house for 6 months?! All you have to do is suck my cock! (Send dick pic)
>>712934426
reroll
Just so you know, im a huge Trumps supporter but we're going to make my bedroom great again.
>>712934726
lol this
>>712932223
Roll
>>712932223
Will someone get it already
>>712932223
roll, we gotta do it now
>>712934726
check it
Aaaa
>>712932223
nig nogs
>>712929738
so do you spit or swallow?
>>712932223
WE ABOUTTA HIT THE POST LMIIT
>>712932223
Got it. Done
>>712932223
check em
>>712932223
roll
>>712932223
ROLL, ITS NOT OVER YET
>>712932223
An hero it nigger
>>712934726
rolling
How has nobody gotten trips yet?
>>712932223
ROOOOLLLLLL
>>712933883
trips was a faggot call OP. Rerolling this.
>>712932223
999
How about a quick footjob? To get to know eachother :)
do you play pokemon go
>>712932223
Bless me kek
>>712932223
Please...
I'm literally too autistic to function.
>>712932223
nigs
I'd like to spoon as a way of getting to know eachother better, let me know what you think
>>712932223
Get i beg
>>712932223
Has to happen
>>712932223
DEEZ NUTS
>>712932223
rollerino
>>712932223
111, watch me get
Yer da sells Avon
I'm moving out
>>712932223
Who will be savior?
>>712934319
>111
Kek has abandoned you, wretched niggers!
Abandon all hope!
>>712932223
reroll
Hi! <3 I'm so glad to have a girl roommate <3 because ima feminist and I realize how inferior my sex is to yours <3 also I'm a homosexual with depression, anxiety, bipolar, dylexia, mania, acute Ranold's mania, schizophrenia, and autism. So you won't have to worry about me raping you <3
>>712932223
Hey that's pretty trips
>>712932223
roll all night for that 222
>>712932223
>>712932223
Op is laughing at us. Fuck him
>>712933223
rolling 4 dis