Best greentext thread
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Best greentext thread
spose ill post some as OP is a huge faggot and cant post the required amount of images
>>712927955
Checked
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>>712929032
Done my part step up OP
>best
best one i got.
>>712929677
checked
>>712927955
Fucking kek my friend
>>712929161
surely this is good enough
>>712930817
fuck i'd forgotten this gem thanks anon
Enjoy
>>712928975
I kekked
>>712930817
I want to devote the time to read that, but I just can't bring myself to do it.
>>712933435
its fucking worth it
>>712933490
Yea? fuck. I feel like I need to. I honestly skip over most super fucking long green text captures. Although I know they were captured and passed on for a reason.
>>712934665
>fake
Cops cant tase people after they peppersprayed them
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>>712928865
crying
>>712935408
oh yeah, cause cops always follow protocol don't they.
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>>712934555
The sickest of burns
>>712934665
Does anyone have the green text of the original story?
>>712928807
He doesn't have any, that's why he's asking ya fag
Is this a thread for ALL screen caps? Because I have like several thousand to choose from if you think that is ok. I'd post my faves.
I'm gonna take over the thread for a bit. Seems no one else wants to post and I don't have anything better to do right now.
>>712929032
Working in subway but has 200 dollar jeans and 500 dollar shoes? Naaaa bro
I salute you my nigga. Thanks for all these bitchin' caps
>>712940515
Happy to help. Is there a part of 4chan you want me to dig up? I keep most of my caps separated by board.
>>712940603
make a drop with all of it
>>712934843
thats a dank story that should probably be in /tg/
>>712940603
I'm not picky, and I'm enjoying these. Hats off to you, sir.
>>712940755
No idea how and can't be bothered to do something like that.
>>712940903
I'll just keep bouncing around then.
anyone have the greentext of the guy who was fapping with a vr headset and his mom brings him a sandwich?
>>712941457
No, but I want to read it.
>>712931391
Bullshit. Diesel doesn't light like that. Troll harder faggot
>>712940684
JESUS FUCK I HATE THAT BLOCK PORNH BECAUSE OF THIS ONE STORY I HAVE.
It happened 2 or 3 years ago
>Texting 10/1 emoish girl
>she has a boyfriend then but she clearly likes me too
>scrolling through /b/ one day while on Skype with my friend
>wtf is this block shit
>he asks what is it
>I send it to him ready to have a laugh
>get a message
>its her, "anon what the fuck?"
>Look up and notice I had sent her the pic
>FUCK
>she blocks me and stops talking to me in general and in class
>mfw I sit super close to her in college now because we have a mutual friend
>>712941927
10/10 i mean
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>>712929677
could we get more war greentexts?
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>>712935422
fucking lost
>>712941884
Why the fuck did I waste my time reading this.
>>712941663
Flares burn hot, fuel oil sticks even if you wipe it off
>>712928975
Imagine the hooker shaped shit silhouette that would be left in the alley when she stood up
I guess this is enough Humanity Fuck Yah for now;. If you want more say so, other wise I will go for more funny stuff.
>>712942755
more greentext
>>712934001
I'd beat his ass too. Not because he's gay but because he let someone fuck him for nothing.
>>712942797
Of any type? Other than /tg/ stuff Im pretty must out.
>>712935422
its been a while since i laughed this hard....fucking kek
>>712927955
The thought of some scrub opening a suitcase with dead dog made me Kek so hard
>>712936196
Fuck
i will contribute
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>>712928975
Just lost my shit no pun intended
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>>712942705
well she could try to do angel wings in that shit stain
>>712927955
what in the crap i'm laughing so hard
>>712934555
underrated
And that's a full thread. Hope we all had fun.
Oh, isn't anyone going to comment on MY ADDITION to the thread?
>>712936196
Best B8 in B8 history M8 I R8 8/8 No H8.
>>712939868
Autobot scum.
HAIL LORD MEGATRON
>>712936196
someone explain the last two rows, i am no native speaker and dont understand. ty
>>712939625
>$200 jeans
>$500 shoes
>working fast food
I think that sums up poor people rather well actually.
>>712935408
I guess Rodney King got off lucky then
>>712935422
I saw that thread. It was good.
>>712935408
Wait what? When was that made a law?
>>712941457
I think I remember a thread like that. It was fucking good.
>>712930817
holy shit see this fucking greentext posted fucking everywhere not just this site. It's one of those read it once and thats it kinds of greentexts. I don't get the hype behind it? WHat's so good about it? There are way better tard stories. Tard stories themselves aren't that great. It's better when the greentexts are written by tards who do some funny dumb shit.
>>712940639
>Wildlife sanctuary
>Feeding common pests
Wat
>>712945170
L U R K
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M O A R
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>>712934341
Oh my god
