Waifu claiming thread.
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>>712912755
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my threads
claimed
Alice2 h-has been claimed!!
>>712920305
i hate you
>claimed
>>712920421
W-why are you even doing this?!
>>712920471
B-Because I love you, Alice2!
>post lewds in honor of turkey day
Claiming Alice1
Best Alice.
And then there were none.
Sameji claim
>>712920334
A very good field to get into.
What driven you to it?
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>712919168
Alright
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>>712919551
Indeed i am, it was well.
Just spent it with family so it was good.
How about yours?
I'm here...still
>>712919574 [misaki]
as hurtful as it would be for me, I wish you could stay away from here and go back to this good life
>>712919868
oh well, maybe she is, and that makes me crazy too, like you said. unfortunately there's nothing more to this. And thanks~ but I already had all those pictures
>>712919965 [houkie]
a purpose. I need that
>>712919969 [tali]
ty! make sure you don't get shot in a parking lot, or squished under a wild crowd
>>712920353
goodnight
Make room for Alice3!!! Hi everyone!!!!!
Post waifu in dress
>>712920614
I was inspired by a certain individual...
Now, I own my own clinic and help people regularly!
>folder created in 2006
God damn Alice1 is old.
>>712920699
>>712920705
Very Impressive, without a diploma in it too.
May I ask who the "certain individual" is?
Lisa Lisa best milf
>>712920672
Don't ever cheat on her, she'll kill you.
>>712920548
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>>712920626
>dat ass
>dem tits
>>712920672
black friday actually started today and it wasn't bad here.
>>712920278
but crazy makes for the best sex so ofc i stick my dick in it.
>>712920699
>>712920881
I'm not going to say any names, due to privacy concerns.
And I was kidding about the whole under graduate thing.
I have a Master's Degree in psychology.
>>712920543
You should be arrested for impersonating a psychologist.
>>712920738
How o-old are we talking a-about here?...
>>712921130
2006 from 2016 = 10 years
>>712920699
waifu in dress
>>712920672
Purpose, but also a strong foundation to put it on. A good visual would be grass. While it sways in the wind and gets trampled on, it has tough roots and always springs back, growing to the sun. If you don't have a strong root to act from, you'll be easily swayed and carried around by life in general. Then that leaves you feeling helpless or powerless.
>>712921185
And who is Alice1? Are they still around today?
>>712921018
She'll slice it off if you cum too fast.
>>712921038
That's understandable and congrats on the masters.
Now, do you still abuse animals or have you move on?
>>712921327
I'm right here.
>>712921427
only if she is in psycho mode which she wouldn't be during sex
>>712921430
Did you not read the "used to" in my previous statement?
I've stopped doing that a long time ago.
I'm 26 now.
I stopped at around age 15.
>>712921500
Best psycho was Seryu, or maybe it was Akame's imouto. It's hard to choose.
>>712921477
So, you claim to be Alice1..
And the poster count hasn't changed from when you started posting.
Just who are you exactly?
Are you and Alice2 the same person?!
>>712920127(Alice)
I hope she stays in good health for a good number of years more. I'm sorry to hear that though.
>>712920626
Same, though I'm not a big fan of my immediate family members, some of my extended family are fun to be around.
Beautiful swimsuit
>>712920699
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>>712921710
I'm Alice.
>>712921817
Alice is a Touhou character
You're a full grown man
>>712920923
I would never, but she wouldn't do that either.
and thanks I'll actually save this one for stare battle purpose. Also are you the one who copied my filename earlier?
>>712921018
>black friday on thursday.
this is kinda funny, like the ''boxing days'' before christmas
>>712921294
but I can't wrap my head around building a good foundation with nothing yet in sight. this is keeping me from accomplishing a lot of things. My brain is like, ''how could I be bothered with this when I'm not even looking forward to living until the end of the year''.
>>712920672
Jesus Akame, relax. I'm pretty much a NEET too. I just workout and occasionally go to class. Nothing special about my life.
>>712919965
Exams in two weeks or less. Class registration immediately afterwards. Declaring my major in four month's time. Nothing else.
>>712921817
Which Alice are we talking about here?
Are you the one from 2006, 2011, or just a random anon?
If you're the 3rd one, please stop wasting my time.
>>712921894
>sees an attractive male around her age and doesn't even flinch.
The mark of a psycho.
>>712921894
And no, I'm not, I didn't copy anything.
>>712921573
I apologize again.
Anyways, how's the clinic doing?
>>712920699
>>712918476
Sometime tomorrow yes so git gud in the mean time
>>712921903
That's a secret~ Goodbye, anonymous.
I don't know why I'm here anymore
>>712921894
agreed it's kinda dumb but whatever
>>712922111
nice full house
>>712921648
why choose when you can have both?
>>712922107
It's going fine. I'm alone as always, but it's cozy when I do get people coming in. It's cozy either way, infact.
By the way, I thought you had to go?
>>712922205
Because I don't want to fucking die? And I believe my Seryu is just misunderstood.
>>712922206
Ah yes, where has the time gone to I wonder?
Before we leave, is there any question you like to ask?
>>712922378
Yes. I have one question.
Who are you?
>>712921895
oh okay then. it's good to have you around if you can do all of this
>>712921973
>attractive male
now what does that tell us about you hmm?
>psst. Seryu's around, now that's a real psycho
>>712922205
it's business, it's something that nobody can go against..
>>712922363
>not being man enough to survive
cmon m80
>>712921894
I find it interesting though that you've done what you initially said you wouldn't do- that is, talking about all of this at length. Even if it's still at a general level at this point, you've thrown out a few nuggets here and there. I feel like if your guard was 100% up, I'd have been brushed off by now.
Something's there, but you're going to be the one who does something with everything I've said. Doing nothing is an action too, even if it's not the right one in my opinion.
>nothing in sight
You can look at it like having your head in the sand, or maybe it's time to take a good look inward. Misaki's advice to relax applies here.
>>712921022
A CUTE!!!
>>712922640
well really business is based on the consumer so everyone could go against it.
>just no one does
>>712922640
>Do you think she's going to eat it all?
And Seryu fights in the name of justice, she can't be a psycho.
>>712922641
Oh shut up.
>>712922744
/thread
cut me not-yuno
>>712922455
A person that's been out of the lope for a year or so.
Or are wanting to know my name?
>>712922929
Name plox
>>712920404
Post sachis.
>>712922854
lemme find a picture for you and its totes true
Claimu
Uuuuuuiii aclaimed mother approved ;-;
>>712922854
take both m8
>>712922929
Your name please.
>>712920548
Ok
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>>712921018
Have another
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>>712921804
Extended family is always fun, but then again i don't see them as offten as my immediate family so that's probably why it seems that way
>>712922987
>>712923159
MN
*leaves*
>>712923087
i fapped to her last night
EZ Claim.
>>712923037
Hurry.
>>712923151
What if I get caught?
>>712923250
which moveset?
>>712923224
No wait!
>>712923218
she looks cold but the blush is cute
>>712923087
hey nui
>>712922744
ANOTHER CUTE
>>712923343
you misunderstand
I mean both at the same time
>>712923379
Default everything
>>712923445
mah /b/rother. Brawler default is also good times.
>>712923422
I only love my Seryu.
>>712922894
>cuts
>>712922662
I'm too depended to brush off people, they just naturally stop talking to me because they think I don't care about them. I'm tired of relaxing. I need to move on
>>712922794
technically, you're right, but I'm sure they still have the upper hand
>>712922854
Well yes she is. You can be psycho for whichever cause you want
I'm going to call it a night, I hope you all sleep well!
>>712923218
Same probably, just don't see them enough to become annoyed with them I guess.
hug me not-yuno
>>712923247
Such acts are not something for you to do or speak of, show some respect, i've done nothing to you.
>>712923422
Greetings, Tali.
How was your day?
>>712923582
You don't understand what a good-hearted person Seryu is.
>>712923422
>dubs
She's just nervous that's all
Also have another
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>>712923801
Indeed,
Also goodnight
>>712923421
*stops*
What is it?
>>712923801
goodnight
>>712923844
>hugs
>>712924098
I'm not gonna deny that, but she's definitely blinded by her craziness.
>>712923582
The everyday mind is the best mind. You're relaxed, but also aware. The most relevant example for me is martial arts. As a beginner, you're eager and open, but don't know where to start. As you learn techniques and get better, you improve, but your mind is also shackled by those particular forms and motions. Beyond that level are the advanced folks- the ones you see that pull things off without effort, enter a state of flow when fighting, but still get intimidated by the teacher or can be thrown off by their weakness. Still past that is a return to the beginner's mind- not bound by techniques or ideas alone, but moving freely, acting freely, and 'relaxed', yet alert and wise with all those years of practice and experience under their belt.
It goes back to accepting things, but then acting. A tool for every situation, and being willing to use what you have even if it's not perfect. A relaxed mind is just like that. Sways like the grass, flexible, but springs back up from a setback. More importantly, the foundation is there.
Claimed
>>712924481
She's crazy about doing the right thing and that's why I love her.
Also bye lol.
>>712924583
Nymph is better.
>>712923901
pretty good got a black friday deal
>>712923582
they only do because the people have forgotten they have the power
>>712923554
https://youtu.be/Q4PE2hSqVnk
>>712924322
22 dubs as well?
what is it about the space between a woman's large breasts?
>>712924583
CUTE
>>712924835
Oh, what kind was it?
>>712924935
*claims*
>>712924583
Very nice, good taste anon.
chiyuki, without a doubt!
>>712924935
~oooowA
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>>712925025
You what?
>>712925066
Cute bangs.
>>712924955
weak
>>712924583
Stolen
>>712925248
and
>>712925151
good choice anon, but in my opinion, the last 4 episodes really went downhill
>>712925254
she isn't worth much tho.
a fox girl would be worth more shekels
>>712925176
and nothing like that sly face
>>712925288
you can do better then that shit
>>712924974
got the wife a pair of 180$ sapphire earrings for 30$
>>712925377
They tried to fit in way too much.
>>712925254
I spent my shekels on an upgraded version.
>>712925469
Oh, that's a pretty sweet deal, i bet she'll be happy.
goodnight guys
>>712924508
I'm gonna go get some rest. I can't thank you enough for how much effort you put in this. Also you're one more person I wouldn't want to disappoint by doing something stupid, so you matter a lot to me.
>>712924726
goodbye~
>>712924835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqkMsXcHQYg
>>712924835
I'm not sure, I'm just grateful for my waifu's large breast
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>>712925694
I enjoy these sorts of discussions, especially when someone else gets something out of it. Don't worry about disappointing me, so long as you're putting forth earnest effort. See you around.
>>712925615
not till christmas ^_^
>>712925694
>people actually believe their lives are to blame for their lives being shitty
>>712925748
2nded
Thread themes for instant depression and feels. If you are still awake like me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjDw6NVQDjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht8_rhVMOs
>2016
>not listening to lobstercore
Why even try, faggots?
>>712926231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4
>>712926356
Do you even smug?
>>712926365
https://youtu.be/_48JNlRIERw
>>712926356
>2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hzBh0J1YFU
The roots of lobstercore, circa 2000.
>>712926356
>lobstercore
I'm up for trying new music. Send me a link to a track.
Also, hi Akiko. It's been a few months.
>>712926055
>dubs again
Or should i say, thankful, since it is thanksgiving.
Regardless, big breasted waifu's are the best waifu's.
>>712926981
>just like big assed wifus
having both is a godsend
>>712926055
Of course, it will certainly be a fun day for you two.
>>712926859
Shiro?
claiming the boipuss like i rightfully should
>>712920626
>>712921018
>>712923218
>>712924322
>>712927263
Stop this right now you fucking faggots
>>712927430
Yes, that'd be my waifu. How was your Thanksgiving, wonderful?
>>712925694
Good night, Onee-chan!
>>712927263
Thankfully our waifu's have both.
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>>712927593
Never,
Forever lewd
>>712927593
The fag train only stops to pick up more fags. Fagorail has no sense of morality
>>712927593
>simply no
>>712927430
agreed should be totally fun
>>712927998
ikr, also imagine being so insecure and ashamed of your waifu's nude body.
post ass
>>712928180
>ikr, also imagine being so insecure and ashamed of your waifu's nude body.
Had a good laff.
Shiraishi Kuranosuke claimed.
>>712928310
glad i could somewhat be some entertainment
>>712928194
>>712928492
hell yeah
>>712927774
Ah, wasn't sure if it was you as the filename seemed different for some reason.
It was better than i thought it'd be, still kinda rough though.
How about yours?
>>712928180
What kind of stuff do you two do on such a day?
>>712928180
>ikr, also imagine being so insecure and ashamed of your waifu's nude body.
I don't think that's the case, it's more of a matter of respect and those worthy to see it
>>712928809
dinner and opening presents with the family, tons of sex usually.
>thinking yourself so worthy you can deem others not.
>not showing her off like the treasure she is
707 aka. Luciel/Saeran Choi claimed.
>>712928180
I can't
>because I'm not
I'm proud of how beautiful and gorgeous my waifu is and i love to show it off
>>712928194
Alright
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>>712928492
I don't think he ment that kind of ass but ok
>>712928809
Not a fan of holidays?
Mine was pretty good. Went out to my grandma's, saw family, ate food, watched football, did some other stuff.
>>712929331
If you're going to be a doofus and lewd your 'waifu', at least don't double your degeneracy and post thumbnails.
>>712929674
>>712929595
oh ok b0ss
>>712929595
agreed same goes for my wife
>>712929674
but it rustles your jimmies
>>712929897
What does that have to do with anything? It just shows a lack of respect for her, and invites people to masturbate to her.
>>712929804
More
>>712928180
>ikr, also imagine being so insecure and ashamed of your waifu's nude body.
I can admire my waifus nude body myself.
Do you really want everyone to see your waifu naked?
This is not a porn thread, stop trying to make it one.
>>712930095
sure thing b0ss
Posting lewds of you're waifu is NOT okay.
That's like if I posted my imouto's nudes! It's wrong and disrespectful
>>712930021
their masturbation is simply a compliment to your waifu
>>712930129
see 2nd response of>>712929897, and if i wanted to turn this into a porn thread I easily could. i'm not saying you have to post lewds just don't judge others for doing so.
>>712929804
Now you got it
>>712929897
I will continue to showcase her nude body no matter how many are against it.
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>>712930517
You're great.
>>712930429
What.
Are you actually a cuckold?
>>712930390
Don't see whats wrong with that b0ss. Let the rest of us enjoy it.
>>712929331
Well that sounds like fun for you then.
>>712929331
>thinking yourself so worthy you can deem others not.
I'm not perfect, obviously, but i know my flaws and don't behave in a rude manner unless it's very called for.
>>712929331
>not showing her off like the treasure she is
Treasure should be kept to who it belongs to.
>>712929674
Not really, i just like thing quiet, i like my birthday though.
Ah, that sounds nice, glad you had a lot of fun!
>>712930429
>i easily could
I dare you, cuck
Tali and Juvia are either
A: Samefags
or
B: Cuckolds
>>712930615
i said nothing of actually letting other men fuck my wife.
learn what words mean before using them as insults
>>712930517
>2nded
>>712930781
treasure should also be used to benefit the holder and to establish dominance over those without.
>>712930803
see upper response.
As I also said earlier I have no desire to turn this into a porn thread.
>>712930429
>their masturbation is simply a compliment to your waifu
I guess we're all rude to yours then. :v)
>>712930926
could be both b0ss
>>712931028
nicely memed.
>he says with cock in hand
>>712930635
PINK GUY
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
>not even hiking captcha was ricefields
Right I'm out. Too much autism in the thread today.
Night lads
>>712930962
>he thinks being a cuck is establishing dominance
>>712931143
joking* not hiking
>>712931143
b0ss pls i hab a cancer
>>712930962
First off, people can't engage in sexual intercourse with a fictional character. Because they are not real.
And Tali is your waifu. You think it's nice for people to masturbate to your waifu. Maybe not the exact definition of a cuck, but pretty damn close.
>>712931377
WE GOTTA MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO, PINK GUY
>>712931489
b0ss b0ss chin chin is coming
>>712931393
Not at all, it'd be just like the guys who fap to my wife when we do chaturbate. I get off on others desiring what I have, not letting them actually having it.
>>712931336
>he doesn't know what cuck means and tosses around buzz words
>>712930599
>dubs
Thanks you too~
Also what is happening in this pic?
>>712930926
I'm too dumb to argue with anyone on /waifu/ so me and Tali can't be samefag.
Also no cuck here
>>712930962
Lewds are just a more open way of showing how highly you think of your waifu
>>712931783
agreed
~tali
Okay, I'm done for the night.
>>712931783
>>712931762
Don't reply to me or my posts ever again.
>>712930962
>treasure should also be used to benefit the holder and to establish dominance over those without.
But you can do so without, and should without.
>>712932085
negative, if no one knows of the treasure then it's like you don't even have it
>>712932019
>>712932019
>>712932019
replies intensify
>>712931762
You enjoy people spanking the monkey to your wife/waifu
That's pretty cuckish
Plus you go around showboating your waifu like a pig!
>>712932333
trips of truth
>>712931887
Also i agree with your point about having something others desire.
>>712932019
Alright,
I hope i didn't upset you Shiro.
>>712932333
This.
Not to mention its the same 5 pics every fucking time.
>>712932333
nice trips but both statements are wrong
>>712932539
it's a nice feeling isn't it
>>712932309
Which is perfect, if you don't flail it around it nobody will try to take it.
>>712932827
that's why you have to have the chest/lock that is a secure relationship. that way you can both show it off and keep it safe as well
>>712932644
>dubs
Quality lewds are hard to come by,
Sorry
>>712932649
Indeed it is,
Also as i had no intentions of lewding today but people were asking for them as
Soon as i entered thread.
I'm so confused now
>>712932649
Show respect to a women, even if its a fictional one. Posting indecent pictures of her is disrespectful! Plus it makes her look like common filth! You're tainting the innocence of your waifu and that's wrong!
Nui is mine.
This Thanksgiving I want to say I'm thankful for the love we share.
>>712933012
not like anyone else of relevancy would even want such a disgusting thing as their waifu anyways
>>712932649
How are both statements he made wrong?
You said that it would just be like guys fapping to your wife when you do chaturbate when it actually isn't.
Sadly you can not actually have sex with your waifu so you are giving them exactly what you have.
>>712933082
No one is forcing you to lewd your waifu
>>712933191
I know, right?
>>712933012
But if you really cared so much you would take extra measures.
>>712933274
Nonsense, but greetings.
How did your day go?
>>712933082
>he posts lewds because someone GETs
Literally whoring out your waifu
>>712933674
Not nonsense, actually. Nui's my wife.
And good. Really good.
>>712933977
Morning Syndra <3
>>712933191
i remember when i was naive as you. women are sluts m8. every single one of them. you can be good enough to lock them down or they will cheat on you at the first given chance. giving them more value than that is just lying to yourself
>>712933082
I'm just doing it because it's thanksgiving and now because ppl are being mad at 2d images.
>>712933309
>its cuckish
>showing her off makes you a pig
both these statements are wrong
>>712933674
the only measure i have to take is having a strong relationship.
>>712934041
>>712933674
woah 2 nui's
I did a dumb. I keep fucking up the magic urns in FFX.
>>712934041
You can't prove that!
And that's nice to hear, what did you eat besides turkey?
>>712934130
But if you take more it'd be much stronger.
>>712933309
No one is forcing me but as soon as i entered thread my first reply was post lewds, then 2 more after that said post lewds, so i posted lewds
>>712933574
>wew
>>712933794
You act like I'm selling her for sex
I would never
>>712934130
Again i was asked then people got mad when i did
I'm still confused
>>712934130
But only I'm her real husband.
>>712934428
But I can know for certain it's true.
That cheesecake I made. Was delicious. I think the family is going to force me into making it a yearly tradition to make one.
>>712934130
>he doesn't show respect for women
No wonder they cheated on you, pussy. You should always respect a women! You show off your waifu like she's a sex object! Disrespect gets you nowhere in life.
>>712934430
>he doesn't even post a fullsized lewd.
So you're a cuck and you don't know how to save images properly...
>>712934428
not really it's either strong enough not to fail or it's not.
>>712934430
the only thing I can think of is
"people will always bitch about something"
>>712934596
now I'm thinking of courtney....
>>712934882
that's where your wrong, when i gave women respect is when i got cheated on. now that i realized the simple truth that they are objects to be owned she is mine and mine only. >>712934744
but i know other nui is real nui because of our conversations.
>>712934130
She is not your waifu. You show her no respect. You call her a slut.
Please leave. You have no place in these threads.
>>712931070
>>712931377
>>712931681
More, please.
>>712934130
I just explained why it is cuckish
As for the second point I would guess he was referring to you randomly posting lewds like normal pics
>>712934430
Because people ask doesn't mean you have to, you could just tell them to fuck off
>>712935085
and yet here i am
>>712935186
and i've explained why your wrong earlier.
>he does something I don't agree with so he's a pig
get over your own self.
>goes to roll to fap thread
>rolls jailbait
>give up
>go to incest roll thread
>because why the fuck not fap gave me jailb8 what could be worse
>get dubs
>must now say i love you with broke
>broke english
mfw
>>712935072
He was in the threads first but I'm her real husband.
>>712935388
This is the waifu claiming thread. You do not claim a waifu. You claim, in your own words, an object. There is no reason for you to be in these threads.
>>712935072
Now you're getting it.
>>712935072
You obviously didn't respect them. If you don't show respect for them they won't respect you and they will cheat on you! Thats a fact. Women are people. All the women I know I respect and they treat me good.
Just face it, lewding the waifu is wrong. Not to mention its heresy.
Its especially wrong to show pics of her getting fucked!
>>712934744
A liar can lie to himself!
Ah, that sounds good, excluding the do it every year part.
>>712935072
Well you have your beliefs and i have mine.
>>712934882
Well I'm on mobile right now so there you go.
>>712935072
Agreed, people always complain on /waifu/
>>712935186
But I'm not that mean, i try not to be mean at all,
plus I'm kind of flattered that people want my waifu's lewds so badly~
>>712935499
Well hello there hikage, how are you?
>>712935388
and I explained why you were wrong about that in said post.
It's not like you will ever actually be able to have sex with her sadly.
I never called you a pig
>>712935072
>now that i realized the simple truth that they are objects to be owned she is mine and mine only.
Fucking. crazy.
>>712935499
Girls with golden eyes are nice.
Julvia is the only one with good lewds
>>712935828
>But I'm not that mean, i try not to be mean at all
Telling people to fuck off is not mean when they are asking you to post porn of your beloved waifu
>I'm kind of flattered that people want my waifu's lewds so badly~
If they really wanted them that badly they would learn how to use google
>>712935072
>>712935072
>now that i realized the simple truth that they are objects to be owned she is mine and mine only.
Hey that's edgy as FUCK
>>712936147
>>712935890
Samefag.
>>712936211
learn to read grammar and speaking patterns
last one was franku
>>712936336
>Learn to read grammar and speaking patterns
>on the fucking internet
Holy shit, you're autistic.
>>712936426
so are you
>>712936777
>autism: the post