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Your current age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>No trolling edition.
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>>712903290
Age:32
Women around 125
Tranny girls around 50
And 1 FTM
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2
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>>712903735
>ftm
my man
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>>712903735
kys homo
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>>712903290
Age: 21
Number of Women fucked: 512
*sigh so many permavirgins on this board and dont know it kek
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>>712903928
Master troll
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>>712903735

>FTM

cuntbois make my wee wee hard
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19
3
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>>712903290
31
4 woman
I like long term relationships (2 years, 4 years, 2 years, 1 year marriage coming). In my opinion you get more sex/time.
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30. Fucked 3. Married very young.
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>>712903290

20

3

One boring body but amazing in bed, one crazy but average body, and one fucking 10/10 out of this fucking world hot but shit in bed, feelsbadman
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>>712903290

Age: 25

Women: 0

Men: 0
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25
Probably around 15-20 full penetration. Many more as far as groping and making out. Who the fuck actually keeps track though? I stopped doing that when I was like 18.
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19
7
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>>712903290
19
At least 30 to 40
Suck it up beta fags
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25, ahhh i dunno 20? maybe more maybe less
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42
1 hooker last week
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Age:19
Fucked: 8
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>>712903881
>>712904152
Till had her tits too and sucked a great dick. Had an on going thing with her claim to be into girls but had to get dicked down every so often
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>>712903807
I'll do you one better at 23, and only 1
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34

zero

literally never had a sex drive, even as a teenager, never even masturbated lol
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21 here
Fucked 8 total.
Heres number 3 with some dude
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>>712904363

This is supposed to be no trolling. Some 19 year old faggot that lives with his parents is not fucking 40 girls. That's basically like 10 girls a year from 15 to 19 which is not happening unless you're part of a child sex ring. Once you grow up you'll realize lying about how many people you've had sex with on the internet sure is a waste of time
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>>712904446
Damn if only
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>>712904493

found the asexual degenerate
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21
0
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>>712903290
20
3
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12
0
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>>712904519

U g l y
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24m
12
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33 years old
26 women
Started fucking at 17.
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>>712904614

underage b&
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26 almost 27
9, would of been 10 however i had way too much speed and mdma and couldnt get hard.
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Age:19
Fucked: 3
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Age:28
Numbers: 15

pic related, me and my girl.
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>>712904758

>hitting the sideways vagina
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im a female bud
18
and ive fucked 5 chicks cmon buds
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>>712903290
19
0
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>>712904839

Tits or GTFO
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21
0 but 4 guys
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>>712904830

Nothing wrong with slanted pussy, bro. She's a good egg, loves when I eat her ass.
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19
6 girls
2 guys
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>>712904883
Neh sorry im top
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Age: 20
Girls: 4
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age: 23
count: around 70
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>>712904986

The hell does that mean? You're a girl, you have tits
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>>712903290
Age: 20
Fucked: 5
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age: 21
#: 15
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age: 20

Women: 0

Men: around 370 unprotected
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>>712904384
>Throwing off your wizard's powers for a hooker

Shame on you
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>22
>1
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>>712904839
it's 10x easier for a chick to fuck girls dumbass
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>>712904637
not enough
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>>712903290
Age: 18
Fucked: 2
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19

0

Only rubbed one of my ex's pussy. Feelsbadman.jpg
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2
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>>712905566
lol same fam
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17
2
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>>712903290

26

fucked 4 girls legitimately and there was a fifth one but i just fingered her a bit so doesn't really count
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>>712904758
asians are way too easy if you're white. Don't count
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>>712903290
21 women, two guys.

>mfw hadnt been laid in four years, have bedded 5 chicks in last month
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Age: 12

Womens: 37
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30

5

One bj from a guy
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>>712905989
dude I'm you. Haven't been laid in 4 years and 21. How do i get back?
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Age: 18
Women: 2
Men: 3
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19
1
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>>712906090

rape them
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Age 21
F: 20
M: 0
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17-1
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>>712903290
22, 7
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>>712903290
>18
>3
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20,
1
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2

Story: I was at a rave and a girl started to talk to me. Pink hair, pacifier, leg warmers, etc.

I didn't own a car so I just went home with her "out of a necessity of not having a car"

I get to her house and she introduces me to her gf. I give up all hope cuz she's already to be love. I decide to try and become friends with rave girl. I ended up accidentally flirting without relizing it cause I was trying to be "friendly"

She undid my pants and flung my dick out. We forgot her gf was still in the room starring at us. She joined in. Rave girl rode me and her gf rode my face.

I just wished they wouldn't have yelled "RAPE!" the entire time..
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>>712903290
1
32^5
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>>712903290
>23
>women?
Honestly don't know. Definitely over 100 but due to lifestyle and such I can't say exactly how many
>not women?
Again can't quite say. Maybe 30+.
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>>712903290
Age: 31
Women: 8
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>>712906090
well sir anon, i lost 130 lbs, got a haircut, started shaving on the reg, anr banged a hooker off backpage.

after that, it just seems like something has fallen back in to place that went too long unused.

After that first one, it was like the drought never happened, I can't explain it.
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1, but also just one time
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28

over 1000 hot babes, so many shit virgins on this board lol fucking nerds
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>>712903290
Age: 31
Women: Ur Mom
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1
I was never popular or really anything. But I'm living with that 1.
Pic related
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>>712903290
20
1
Pretty sure she put me off women for awhile given we tried long distance and she couldnt go a week without fucking another guy, then proceeded to continue fucking this guy an entire year without telling me then tried to play it off like she was sexually abused.
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>>712906749
bet thats a fucking lie
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23, Montreal
Between 20-25, most wich i'd rather stick my dick in Trudeau's ass before admitting
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Age: 23
Ladies who have made the poor decision of having sex with me: 4
Prostitutes: I'm not really sure, about 10 is a safe bet. Two at a time is actually pointless and you have to have a bunch of extra condoms... Some of the most attractive women I've fucked were paid for it, and it doesn't bother me. Seriously god damn. Only one woman of equal physical attractiveness has decided to fuck me, and like I said poor decision on her part. I guess she had a good time for the few sessions before we went separate ways though.
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Age: 0100
Number of woman fucked: 1920 x 1080
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>>712903290
18
0
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Age: 18
N.o.f: 5
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>>712904615
Vagina.
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>>712905981
Is that so?
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20
6
4 of them were virgins, 5 of them were age of consent in my state but not yet 18. Still with one and she's kinda kinky, but doesn't like spanking or ass-play which is a shame.
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Age: 25
Female: 28
Male: 1
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1

it was an escort i was desperate and i didn't get any STD's
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21
No fucking idea. Started with 14, used to compensate a bit with my benis in wagina game.
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>>712903290
18
1

She had 4 other partners and said I was the biggest she's had, about 6.5-7".
Probably wasn't being honest but it boosted my confidence.
Now I'm back to being a beta, crying over the the first pussy I thought I fell in love with.

I don't think my number is going to increase anytime soon.
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>>712904489
well I'm 22 and 0 so I guess I lost the game
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43 over 200 under 300
I lost count
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>>712904519
why is such a blurry photo so goddamn large?
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>>712906004
MODS
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>>712903290
Age: 21
Number: 9999
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age 19
women 3

one was a threesome, one i never entered because she was too nervous, one was crazy

not proud of any
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>>712903290
19
19

more if you add shit i can't fully remember from drinking
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f
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>>712903290
18
My mom
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>>712903290
im 7 years old and i have fucked one million bitches
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24
2
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16
2
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Age: 16
Women: 2
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>>712909156
Dude, are you me?
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age 18, 2 girls
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Age: 21
Girls: 2
Hookers: 4
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>>712910123
KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS
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26

5

meh
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18 and 0
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>>712903290
20 year old male
Fucked 4 girls
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im a girl 15 and 2
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>>712903928
Teach us more senpai, escape your moms basement and regail our fragile minds with your other wordly tales of win and fuck.
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>>712904200
What.......... A................ faggot.
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>>712905501
Kek
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32
0

Feels bad man
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>>712905330
Well sometimes numbers are low when you're tripping over your 16 inches.
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>>712907731
>43.
>on 4chan.
>lost count.
You have lost more than that my cuadracade friend.
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>>712903290

24
15
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25
25
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19
1 man
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>>712903290
18
Sucked a girl's penis real dry
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23 & 8
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>>712903290
34
20-25, stopped counting when I stopped caring.
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0
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>30
>4
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>>712903290
21
2
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>>712903290
24

40+ (uni girls + swinger girls + swinger wives whilst hubby watches + tinder sluts)

5 tgirls (from super cute trap tier to dude with nice ass in stockings)

2 dudes (while their gf's watched)

1 ftm (was blindfolded so was easier)
Life is easy with a big dick and little standards
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13
69 XDXDXD
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30 / 14
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18

5
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>>712903290
Age:19
Women:3
Men:3
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19
0.5
Fingered one last week
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>>712912927
Why didn't you fuck her
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24
6
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22 yr old
3 girls sex
4th girl did head only

>its been so long
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>>712913061
After her orgasm she turned around and fall asleep :/
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>>712904282
and yet youve kept track?
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>>712903290
>Age: 17
>Women Fucked: 2
Bruh...I need tips.
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>>712913290
Either
1. selfish bitch, or
2. got so embarrassed and awkward about your failed attempts to pleasure her that she faked an orgasm, turned around and pretended you weren't there.
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Age: 15
Fucked: 0
But she has literally said she wants to do it so by next week this time it'll be 1.
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1, I've been with my girl since I was like 14. 14 Lost virginity
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>>712903290
Age: 19
>3

>>712903735
You must have a lot of free time.
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Age 12
Number of bitches slayed: 68+ your mother
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>>712913290
I didn't lose my v-plates until I was 20, had a girlfriend for two years then in the 3 years since I've fucked 25 girls. I have no intention to get a gf I just want to fuck, going travelling next year with the sole intention of fucking. Guess you could say I'm an addict.
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24
4
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Age: 21
Fucked: 32
Here's one of them
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Age 35, banged: 7
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>>712913545
She won't dude, trust me. Fuck them right there and then otherwise they'll go off the idea.
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>>712913497
I spied her phone and she said to her bf that she used me to get her daily orgasm... we had about 10 nights like this
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23
Women fucked: 0
Women who have fucked me with a strap-on: 1
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20 yo
-1 , not sure the gender
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>>712912199

Was it a feminine penis?
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>>712914010
You let her do this 10 times?
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11
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23
2

>TFW I'm also a gay man.
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>>712913455
What you need is to fuck off this board, little boy.
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18
0 women
2 guys
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>>712903290
Age: 28
Women: 11
Tranny: 8
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>>712914550
I was so fucking desesperate that I let her do this to me that many times, yes. And I feel really bad about it
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>>712903290
Age 22
Body Count 6

Which isn't bad considering I lost my virginity at 20 like a NEET and I've been in a relationship for a while now too.
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30
Somewhere around 160
If you lift and party it's pretty easy getting laid
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>>712903290
>>712916355

Age: 18
Women fucked: 2

Fml
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>>712903290
Age: 55 yo male
Number of female sex partners: 2
Years married: 27
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19

1, who's my gf now
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>>712903290
30 years old

Normal girls about 20

Prostitues about 30

Total is 30 + 20 = 50.

Therefore the answer is 50 in total.
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Age: 19
Number of women fucked: 0

>tfw ur fat, ugly, with a personality that's only fun for a total of 45 minutes
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19

0

Pathetic, I know.
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Age: 25 women: 0 men: 12
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>>712903290
21

2
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18
10
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>>712916764
hold back and stop being so emotional when you speak, save cards dont use all your material instantly.
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Age:26
Location: Europe
Women: 12
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Age: 24
Women: 5
Men: 1
I was drunk.
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>>712916955
you fucked a guy because you was drunk? way to go, faggot
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24

26
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>>712916908
Thanks for the advice, but I'm not super emotional when I speak. I don't necessarily have "material", but instead, I'm just pretty boring. I was homeschooled and I never really had hobbies so I don't have any stories or experiences. I'm just a boring autismo
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>>712916764
What you actually have is low confidence.

Self deprecating humour is very funny. Play on that the best you can.

Fuck an ugly chick off tinder and thatll build your confidence also.

Remember, the fattest ugliest fuckes have fucked some of the hottest botches around.

Looks are insignificant to women when looking for a mate.

This weekend arrange to go out with whatever retard friend you have and try it on with every girl you see that you like. Be brazen, dont be rude, be cheeky, just go for it.

After the end of the night you'll either be a) with a chick or b) broken the seal of confidence for you to carry onto the next night out.

You have nothing to lose by hitting on a girl, you're not gonna be having any less sex with her by her saying no than if you never approached her
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>>712917004
No, i had a 5 way with 4 women when i was drunk, im in a loving faggot relationship
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25
roughly 40
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>>712917131
you know, that's some pretty good advice I suppose. I should just go for it. Maybe I'll just DO IT
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Anyone have some advice for a 19 yo guy with a dick drier than Death Valley?
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0
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>>712917610
moisturize
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>>712917427
Once you break that initial seal of nervousness about approaching girls, you'll be in a world of pussay.

The only way to do it is to literally force yourself into doing it. Most kids did this when theyn were younger, thats why you get chads who fuck girls when theyre late teens, I went to an all boys school, so didnt get as much chance to practice, so didnt come to me until much later
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>>712917686
hahahahahahahahahha
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28
1
I'm still with her
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>>712917610
Go on tinder, swipe right to everyone, get girls out on a drink for date, both have qa few drinks, have sex.
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Age: 26
Bedpartners: 6

Doing ok I think
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>>712916470
I always used weekends just for bar hopping and trying to collect numbers, not actually fuck something that night, there's a lot that can fuck you over during the weekend nights, try and get them to meet you for a drink on weekdays, there's no friends distractions etc to cockblock you, you and your dick is the best Tuesday they are going to find. Once you fuck them once it's normally pretty simple to make it a regular thing for awhile until it either fades out or they want more. You just need a couple steadys for times when you strike out and dry spells, as long as you aren't desperate for pussy and need them for it they give it right up, when your at work use the online dating sites and just mass spam every girl that looks cute enough to fuck and work with whatever responds. Def helps if you get yourself a regular bar you know all the staff at and are comfortable at to bring them to so it's on your turf. Just don't be a pussy keep yourself in decent shape and remember it's all a numbers game, never waste a ton of time trying to fuck some girl that isn't giving it up, that's time you could be spending actually fucking girls who want it. I've had the same conversations, with the same lines and jokes so many times it's sickening, figure out what angle works for you, remember you want to be good enough for a fun time to fuck but not so good that your someone they want as a bf. that's all the advice I really have, they are just women they are dumb as fuck don't be scared of them
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>>712903290
25
8 women
~ 20 guys
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>>712903290
https://m.me/g/AbbdbfBJ83nBoUIp
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>>712905494
Welcome to the magical world of AIDS, how may I take your order?
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20
1
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I'm 21 but I turn 22 the day after tomorrow.

11
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age: 18
number: 4
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21
5
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26

4
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>>712903290
Age: 31
Women: 11
Girls: 2 ;)
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24
esitmate between 50 - 60 cant recall exact number
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23
14
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20
21
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21 1 been with her a long time
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>>712903290
23
10
and one dude.
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Age:27
Women: 2
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23
0
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>>712903290
18
And 4, all but one under age
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25
2
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age 21
women: 22
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24
around 40 odd, i can't remember/care
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>>712904758
Are you me?

>28
>15
>dating Asian gf now
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34
over 70
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Age: 27
Women: 4
Girls: too many to count :)
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21
7

eh
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21
0
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hey >>712922647
see
>>712921890

fucking copying bullshit fag
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>>712903290
22
4
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I am 16, and I have fucked 73 women inside their pussies, 86 women inside the butthole, 23 men inside the butthole, 34 non-binary people inside the butthole, 7 fully tranistioned trans women inside the pussy, 18 trans partially transitioned women inside the butthole, 3 partially transgendered men inside the butthole. Still looking for dat manpussy tho. Peed on a dog as well and let some bit stick her butthole in my penis. Shit was so cash.
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18
2
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>>712903290
17
>3
one was my manager
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>>712906578
What lifestyle might that be
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Age: 22
Women: 0

I haven't even held hands
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>>712903290
48 y.o. and i quit keeping records once i hit 500 so it would be over 650 by now and i came in nearly everyone cuz they wanted me to.. half you tarts may be my barfly follies offspring
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24yo male

27 ladies, majority came freshman year of college
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26
4
Fooled around with more.
Not bad for a big guy.
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>>712903290
43 yo. virgin.
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>>712904282
I just guess my number now it's between 20-30 fuck how am I supposed to know most the time I was drunk
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19 / 2
I went out with some girl off okcupid when i was a couple months shy of 18. stuck it in her for a few moments before stopping bc no condom. then met the greatest girl ever she's 27 anyways we've been fucking ever since.
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19
10
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>>712922222
no fucking recognition?? this is a .00001% chance!!!
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>19
>9
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Age: 20
Women: 14
Men: 2
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>>712903290
age 23
5 girls whose vaginas I've vigorously pumped my penis in and out of
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Age: 18
Women: 10
does not feel good, man
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Femanon for context

24. One man (bf of 9+ years)

And kinda my junior high girlfriend. All she ever did was eat me out and she was super shitty at it. At that point it's more what do you consider fucking

Also, she put her finger in my butt once. Bitch didn't even lube up
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>>712903290
30
0
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Age: 32
Number of women: 30ish
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>>712904097
You don't know!
Maybe he is a serial rapist that goes undetected.
Maybe he is a massive faggot, who knows?
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>>712922222
quads of truth
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25 m
3 women
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>>712923690
When you get older you will learn the ways of the pussy tamer young man.
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Age: 20
Women: 11. I travel a lot.
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18:2
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>>712903290

age 22
number... 23, like proper sex. Including blowjobs-but-no-sex I think probably just short of 30, I haven't kept track of that
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>>712903290
24
3
maybe one or two I was too drunk to remember on top of that
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>>712903290
24
24
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18
0

Girls just like friend zoning me
But I'm okay with that for the time being
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>>712903290
I jerked a guy off once, does that count?
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Age:25 in 2 weeks
Number of females: 25-30
Numer of males: 1

Screwed around with others but never actually had sex. Weird part is that I genuinely was a friendless loser for a long time. Also, threesomes are awesome and anyone who says otherwise is a lying sack of shit.
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1

At my grade 8 grad party. We went out back where nobody could see us and we fucked. It was pretty awkward at first as it was both of our first times but we both really enjoyed it when we got into it.
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1
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26 years old. I've had sex with 1 girl. I've been with that same girl for 11 years now.

See what happens in the future. Either gonna be just the one or every girl that moves. Time will tell.
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>>712925149
threesomes are great if you don't really give a shit about the people you're fucking
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>>712903290
Age:21
50+
mfw im 9/10
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23

0

not ugly or anything, have had girls tell me they want to fuck me but i'm just so fucking socially awkward. why not just kill myself at this point?
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>>712903290
19
6
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>>712903290
>20
>5
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>>712904200
nlg ive only had one long term relationship and i would prefer that
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>>712905349
More of a dom not fem
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Guy
20
13
Im very good looking andjust get really drunk and sometimes girls just end up tagging along and i fuck and chuck.
Never been in a serious relationship. Or even a relationship that has lasted longer than 24 hours.
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>>712903290
19
1
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>>712926131
21 but same except i don't want to die yet. you and i cleary aren't ready for sex or we would have done it by now. don't listen to people that say you have to have sex at a certain age or you're weird or gay. Once i stopped stressing life felt better, easier to manage. Don't let that be what puts you in the ground.
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>>712903290
23
1
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>>712903290
21 and married. 2 fucked
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>>712903290
Age 22
Women:1
Men:5
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Just got 20 years old like a day ago, but didn't fuck any girls yet.
More guys tell me I'm cute than girls.
A guy actually sucked me off in his car and another kissed me.

What do you think /b/? Should I just give up and turn gay already?
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>>712903290
>24
>about 10 different women, a multitude of times. At one point i was fucking 3 different chicks at once (not together unfortunately), they didnt know about eachother
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12 and what is this
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>>712925420
MODS
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>62
>0
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>>712926927
You don't want to get started in this syte, go away kid, be more succesful than all this other fags
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