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Post your age and how many girls you have slept with. Don't lie you fucking cucks.

21/8
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20/1
>datamining
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33/not a fucking clue
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>>712872740
26

17 women

nothing for about 6 months now =(
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>>712872740

almost 49 / definitely zero
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>>712872740
> 50
> more than I kept track of. None in the last 15 years

Get married before you get old
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>>712872740
33/6
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35/100+
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19
0
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28
1,158

t. Semi professional pornstar
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50/170
Get married late make sure you wife is BI
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>>712873065
You're winning!
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36/many

30-40 but not too sure. but been in a relationship for the last 12 years so most were before i was 24
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55 / 104
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>>712872740
36 /50+ alot of them im not very proud of. some of them i cant even remember the name of. by comparison i slept with about the same number by op's age.
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22/11
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>>712873113
I'm going to get my CCNA certification and be a systems administrator

I'm going to be a true wizard
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Age is 32 number of chicks is around 50-60. The key to fucking a lot of women is to lower your standards.

Ive had some tens and ive had some ones.
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31/16
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19/4
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>>712873193
never lowered standards just treated them like shit...they love that
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40
40
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22/5
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>>712873099
Underage b&
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>>712872740
23/11
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31/10
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>>712873191
Nah. Give it some time. Be sosial. It will happen. Don't give p.
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47/23
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27/2
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Hahahah gde si brate Delijo?
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>>712872740
36
216 - with a list
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10/10
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>>712873099
MODSSSSSSS
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Age 57.
I've kept track.

24 women, 3 traps/trans, 3 guys.

Figured out I love women and female sex organs. Yea!

Never any sexual disease. None.
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>>712872740
19 / 2
second one is my current gf of almost 3 years now
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31/0
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38yr m

Over 25 but less than 30 I think.
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12/12 , one every year
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19/3
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>>712872740
25 / around 16
let a gay guy suck my dick too, he was good but i enjoy girls so much more

no whores
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35/62
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>>712873256
Idk man there have been times i just wanted to get my dick wet. I will say i did travel to japan to bang out this Japanese chick and Germany to bang out a german broad. All i need now is an italian to conquer the axis of evil with my dick. At 32, i dont know how likely that is now though.
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>>712873423
First few must've been weird.
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28
5
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>>712872740
>30
>lost count years ago
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>>712873469
I've done 3 whores.

Not. Worth. It.
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holy shit I never really thought about it but /b/ (slash)4chan as a whole really IS aging isn't it
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29/34

The key is to fuck as many as you can in your prime. Don't get in to a relationship between 16-25, this is valuable banging time and the chance of your relationship lasting when you are a teenager is slim to none. Just bang as much as possible and settle down when you get bored.
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>>712872740
17/14
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Age: 20 bitches: 40+?
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21/Zerooooo
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>>712873576
Word.
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24/4
3 regular girlfriends and 1 milf one night stand
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18/0
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>22
>7
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>>712872740
25
17 regular chicks
8 hookers
and about a dozen different chicks that I did less than fuck
and about a dozen hooker types that I did less than fuck with
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>>712873576
>want a lasting relationship with another virgin
>tfw by the time almost everyone else has matured enough to not be in a new relationship every other week no one is a virgin any more

why must my standards be so unachievable
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>>712873542
i know for sure it would not be for me, i need to make some connection to the girl
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20
1
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>>712872740
27 - 9
mostly relationships though.
now i'm curious.
i've had sex at least once a week for 10 years now. longest dry spell was 4 months after i broke up with my recent gf, otherwise i just switched partners in a matter of weeks.
so let's say i had sex 2 times a week (more in the beginning, less at the end, but never less than once a week) for 9 years.

2 x 52 = 104 times a year
- 20% (because of *that* time of the month)
= 83 times a year
x 9
= ~750 sexy times

come at me /b/ros.
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22/6
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24/30+ don't count anymore
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>>712873576
I cant say enough how true this is.
Fuckin retards getting married at 22, Im living life like Quagmire until im in my 30s
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>>712872971

You stopped having sex at the exact age that chicks in their late teens and early 20s with daddy issues will jump on your cock. Why man?

It's not too late.
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>>712872740
>javascript:quote('712872740');
19/2
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28/10
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26/1
Was in a relationship from 19 to 25 and now I'm afraid of rejection so I barely try to hit on women.
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36/100+
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Age: 22
Slept with: 2
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>>712873776
Why do you want a lasting relationship with another virgin? It's a nice idea but unfortunately in these modern times we fuck or cuck, pick one
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>>712873676
I will suck you
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24
2

First one, she came like a human hosepipe. Second one was complete shit.
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>>712872740
43-3
All long relationships and dry spells inbetween
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>>712872740

24/4

In stable relationship now, so get it regularly.
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>>712874071

The world is a big place, with more than you can ever imagine. Dont feel scared or embaressed.

Get tinder and dont be picky, I fuck nasty fat chicks all the time on there, I thrive there its my niche.

I believe in you bro, wherever you are.
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>>712874071
you're retarded
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>>712873110
>underrated advice
Pro tip: try n marry 10 or more years younger than you
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>>712874256
You're fucking a horse everyday

Get it

Stable relationship

Git it!?
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>>712873099
Parents don't count yungblud, GTFO
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40
2
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>>712874360
Kek
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31 yo

200+ Girls

Two dudes

A handful of traps... So I guess more dudes..

100+ hookers in asia.

No stds but had one scare
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27/0

sad pepe.jpg
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22/6
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22/3
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>>712873609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
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>>712874422
u r gay
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28
5

All but one in long term relationships. I have absolutely no game, but they've all been 8+ and most of them kinky so I count my blessings. That number could be much closer to zero if I didn't luck out and win over a few chicks way out of my league over the years. I'll never be somebody who can slay premium strange on the reg unless I get rich, which I'm fine with.
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>>712872740
23 ~ 23
sexualy active since 16
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https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Division_by_Zero
/b/tards
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>>712873353
And it only took you six dicks in the mouth to realise
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>>712874348

I admit to nothing.
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28yo, 19 women, hookers not counted obviously, they dont count
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12
atleast 50
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27/who the hell can keep count? 50+
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31/0
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>>712873858
Kicking a football round with your ten year old kid, at the age of 55. Good luck with it
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>>712872740
18
birgin bc im severely depressed, and severely depressed bc im birgin.
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>>712874161
I still feel as if sex is an important (and ~~~~~special~~~~~) part of a relationship, and I don't wanna fuck someone who's already fucked 10+ other people

if it's like 1 or maybe 2 people I can get over it. I'll probably wind up with 1 or 2 sexual partners in my lifetime so it'd be unfair of me to not.

but 5-10+? that's fucking ridiculous
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>>712873191
CCNA is shit. Look up Eli the computer guy on YouTube.
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>>712874873
it's great if I'm just trying to get my foot in the door
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>>712872740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL-OddDQWDM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL-OddDQWDM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL-OddDQWDM
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why the fuck ppl even telling this kinda stuff are you guys feeling better when doing this kind stuff what the fuck is point????
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>>712874307
I'm in uni so I doubt that.
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38/0
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I'm 27 and have been with the same girl since freshman year of highschool, so 1
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21/3
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22 about 16 girls

Need to fuck moar bishes
Not enough fucking damnit
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>>712875087
hi arin how ya doin
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22/8
Dumb cunt gave me the hurp too
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39.
10 girls, 1 guy.

First 36 years it was 3 girls. Last 3 years it has been 7 girls and 1 guy.
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Sexy Girls: Pictures & Photos & Just sexy girls & Hot Wome Beautiful Women & Babes & Hot asses in hardcore action & Perfect Girls with Hot nice

http://xgirls.site
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>>712874487

Nuh uh

But being honest fucking dudes and traps feels pretty gay
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17/2
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32, over 300. Bar chicks, Craigslist, tinder, actual who responded paid. I was in the Navy for 9 years, travelled the world. The best is Dubai, airlines put their flight attendants in anew apartment complex, all sloots.
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19/8
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>>712875764
Please teach me senpai
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>>712875764
>>712875903
Any chance you can post some tips

Gonna be writing it alllll down
Need to fuck that many bishes until im your age too
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31/9

Married, usually have a threesome once or twice a year though when my wife gets in the mood for a girl, so it's 17 if you count that.
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19/0
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24
6
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>>712875666
B&
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>>712875666
mods
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20/27
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>>712875952
How old are you?
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31/0
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>>712872740
27, 4. not mad about it.
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22/1
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20/10
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>>712876140
op here i fucked around alot in highschool and basically moved to different states every couple of months so i was always the new kid
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18 fucked 1 milf she was talking with her son while i am fucking her in ass LOL i was so hard that moment but then i just realised i fucked someones mom LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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23/6. Three dudes too.
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38 years old.

Haven't updated the list in a few weeks but it's around 27 fucked.

If I count head or handjobs it's around 50 or so more.
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>>712876180
22. Banged about 17-18 bitches
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18/67
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Turn 24 today. Virgin.
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>>712876395
Bullshit
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25/5
7 if i counted blowjobs
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33 YO reporting

Well over 150 women

Around 50 guys

5 transexuals
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12 / 2562789632117806833858
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22/0
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>>712876429
Happy birthday. Id suck your dick
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9/11
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18, 5
Only 1 fat chick but that was cuz I was drunk as a skunk...also abortions are expensive. Wear a C, and J all over your B's.
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>>712872740
19/1
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>20
>Zero and never will
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcrYagQboWA
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19/1 Same relationship since 17
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26/4
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27/2
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21/5
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19/4 this year (prior long term relationship)
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>>712872740
27 / 9

the last one i love
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>>712876326
but i feel guilty tho i wish i didn't lost my virginity
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>>712875952
If you can go to bars, which is really helpful, learn to read a room. Just go and watch for an hour, sports bars and triva nights are best. Then make sure you are on your A game because at least a dozen of times I had friends/sisters stop me for their friend.
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25 / 80+
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24/32
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>>712876462
nice
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32 I was in the military for 14 years must be at least 400 plus. All we did when we got off work was check internet for sluts via myspace back then etc and go to bars/clubs was good times women are easy as fuck, also no STDS but I did get a few UTIS from fucking women up the ass rawdog
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Prostitution is legal where I live.
23/17
unpayed
23/1
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39 and somewhere in the high 120s or low 130s.
Just HJ's or Blows would probably put it closer to 200.
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23/2

Long term > short term

Many would consider this pathetic, but with those two girls I've probably gotten laid around five hundred times since turning 18 tho, with breaks for being single in between, so eh fuck it.
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20/5
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22/17
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>>712876710
How did the UTIS manifest bro? I was recently doagnosed with Staphylococcus aureus and im having erectile dysfunction snd taking antibiotics for it. Is ED a common symptom from UTIS and bacteria? Thanks!
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27/2
Second one is my gf of 7 year.
Kinda wish i had a bit more fun before but heh. Current gf is a sex freak, so i only miss diversity, not quantity.
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>>712876757
if counting bj's like 10 women tho
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HELP CHINO CHAN
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22/0
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16 years 2 girls
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>>712876632
When I was in the Navy on shore duty I took a second job at American Eagle, I would have moms and daughters singing Christmas carols in the dressing rooms, then before they left the moms would ask if I was single for their daughters. Oh 22 is a great age.
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18
none
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15/1 lul
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>>712872740
28/1
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20/2
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>>712876982
B&
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21, 3
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20 / 1
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33/12 i think
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24/16
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>>712872740
26/2
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>30
>15
>most were in my 19th year of life

pic related, girls let me do whatever I want but I decided to shack up with a bitch 5 years ago
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i want you guys to know most of the posts coming from me xd
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22/10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlULoQj3nao
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consider your goals you fucking worms
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>>712876799
I got mine from bacteria in the anus, started out feeling uncomfortable like I have to pe but cant get it all out, then it started to burn real bad at the begining of peeing and end, also cloudy urine.. dont worry man it will clear up quick, the ED will go away too its just cuz your dick doesnt want to get hard cuz its all fucked there but will go away! Good luck man and pound lots of water also cranberry juice!
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19/0
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21/14
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>>712877283
when you've fucked enough women you realize you just need to find one that you have sexual chemistry with, respect, and get along with. 2 out of 3 ain't half bad, but I don't get along with mine.
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18/3 about to be 4 this wk
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Interesting contrast here. Later-in-life virgins like myself and the younger people that have had several partners by their early 20's. I think a major factor is a combination of self esteem, neuroses, alcohol use and bothering to try in the first place. I know for me its just work, gym, groceries, home, repeat, which limits your chances significant;ly.
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24/1
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16/1 it was my cousin
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>>712877336
I got a UTI once it sucked thought I had a STD and broke up with my xgf lol, she let me fuck her up the ass 1 day cuz no condoms and she was getting the shot that week, took a piss felt like the inside of my cock was on fire
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>>712877494
This
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I got the clap and drip from my first experience wife the day after our divorce. We were both Navy. That's the only time I had anything but fuck it hurt. All in all pretty good for only wearing protection with hookers.
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33
8-10
there were some nites i was black out drunk and woke up with girl but never got a definet answer
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>>712872740
24, 43. Most of them were within the last couple years.
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>>712877336
Cranberry juice? Oh my god im so glad i thought my dick was gone for good mate! I have pain in my balls, my back and my abdomen. It kinda feels weird when i take a piss and when i cum it just feels painful in my balls. My dick is all shriveled up as if in constantly cold and cant really get a proper boner and feel like i have nothing in my pants sometimes. Is this common aswell?! Please reply fellow anon, i just wanna know its not only in my head.
Its just making me depressed as fuck and im known for being a stud around town and cant fuck any girls or my girl for the matter noe and its making me insecure as a man.

Currently taking 500mgr ciproxin(ciproflaxin) which is a VERY stronng antibiotic and i feel lazy and depressed all day long cause of it. Im going for a month of treatment. Is that how long it usually lasts? Thank you so much! Might start wearing condoms from now on when i have anal! Also got genital warts and need to take those taken care of too. Phew.
Glad i dont have Stds.
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>>712872956
jesus christ what the fuck
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28/20ish
Been in a relationship for the past 9 years.
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37.....lost count a few years ago. Not mega numbers, but just stopped counting.

Yeah, I'm married. We have a don't ask, don't tell relationship. More for me because I NEED sex and she could do without, so we mutually decided that we could go do whatever, but not talk about it.

While finishing my masters, my wedding ring was a pussy magnet for young chicks (19-24). I was fucking 1 or 2 different girls a week if I had time. The gold mine though is the lonely, bored housewives. They aren't taken care of sexually by their husbands, but get all the material shit they want. 75% of them will do anything you want, as long as you fuck them senseless.

And before you ask, I have an average cock, a dad body, but I'm confident as fuck in who I am as a person. Confident.....not cocky.
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>>712873588
modsssssssss
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>>712872740
23
6
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>>712876936
haha! and how many guys??
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>>712877556
Under age b&
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21
5
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>>712877674
Plus i dont feel a burn when i piss. Just a weird odd sensation in my balls and abdomen as if something is stuck or being pulled slightly. As if i strained a muscle. ALSO got varicocele fromlifting heavy shit but its not that serious
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>>712872740
19/5
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22/honestly lost exact count but I would say between 27-31
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Please somebody, do statistics with some charts and everything!
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>>712877494
How are you going to meet a girl if you see the same people everyday
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21
0

22
0

60
0
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>>712877717
lol everybody is fucking everybody's wives but their own. your wife is getting fucked too.
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>>712877674
Make sure you go to the doctor or hospital if you get a fever, pains in the back could mean kidney infection as well IF you get a fever, ya thats a high dose I was put on 14 days each time I got a UTI, ya and it did hurt cumming haha forgot about that, I wouldnt stress M8 you will be g2g, I think its causing you bad anxiety
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28/1
How miserable I am?
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25

4 fems and 1 tran.
The tran could suck a mean dick. And loved to get fucked. I should have married "her" bit it would have massive mood swings due to the hrt
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24/12
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>>712877778
One off
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24/0
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27/41
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>>712877926

I don't really care at this point. I have a good job, educated (stem), /fit/ as fuck and well spoken, but too many issues with unresolved depression and horrible ADHD. I think at 18 I decided to quit trying altogether despite having several opportunities with some women even getting pissed at me because I wouldn't reciprocate.
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>>712872740

19/6

1st feb of '14, 2nd april '14 (constant until nov '15), 3rd may-june '14, 4th nov '15, 5th feb-march '16, 6th april '16 to now

writing it all down and looking at it i've been lucky as fuck, no more than 3-4mo without since my first time and spent the better part of three years getting it weekly at least
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15/ atleast 8
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>>712872740
35
0
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>>712877960
Honestly man, she hes no time. She's always working or taking the kids here and there. And if she is, that's cool. But I don't think she is.
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>>712876954

Did you fuck them though?
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22/7
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>>712877980
Haha yeah ofcourse it is. Well no fever until now. Just lower back pain, abdomen pain, testicular pain and an odd clogged feeling in my cock as if something is stuck in there. Plus my dickhead feels way too sensitive and "odd". What kind of bacteria did you contract if you dont mind me asking? And after how many days did you dtart seeing results from the antibiotics? Hehe and yeah im anxious cuz id rather have my leg broken than my dick tbh :(
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>>712878007
>"it" would have massive mood swings

K E K
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57/1

Wife of marriage. No one before. No cheating.
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20/2
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21/1
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20/6. Was in relationship until about this time last year, so the other 5 have been fucked during this past year (first was my ex). Doing pretty well considering.
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>>712872740
25/5
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>>712878289
Escherichia coli, E Coli lol mine started to clear up 4 days after l, being dumb though 1 time I didnt take my full dose and stopped after it felt better and it came back, i can see what ya mean by something stuck in there once you get one you never forget it
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At least as virgins, we don't have to worry about STD's or unwanted pregnancies, or toxic women that will suck the life essence out of us. It might get lonely sometimes, but it's just your reptile brain trying to make you feel guilty for not shitting out copies of yourself.

Also, if your forever alone, stay the fuck away from internet porn.
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26/9
Couple of long relationships 6 years and no cheat
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I got blacked last night
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>>712873108
How different are pussies and asses compared to each other?
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>>712872740
26/2
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>>712878289
Dude, that could be a kidney infection, maybe even kidney stones. I've had stones and....Fuck. My. Life. Not fun. They had to go blast them last bout and that was a shit show!
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>>712878407
How old when you lost your virginity?
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>>712877674

3x UTI sufferer masterrace reporting in.
Get some OTC azo. Ask pharmacist for it. Instant relief. Will make your pee look blood red. Dont panic.
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38 right about 100ish, I feel discusting, I Def learned quality over quantity. Not a bad looking bostonian, over 100k work with hands have alpha ride, done it all right.
Just had a son with a 8/10. Wish I had had him 10 years about, had priorities all fucked up. Happy turkey day you fags, if mom throws you out I'll make you a plate. God speed fags
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>>712874341
tfw i married an 18 yo bi girl when I was 23. now it's MFF threesomes galore. plus she's my little pet. shit is cash.
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27/ 10
+1 stripper/prostitot
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>>712878511
Ah i know about it. Got a microbe test done and i only had staphylococcus. Its kinda serious so im dead worried. No wonder ill never forget it. Gonna take me a while to start fucking bishes again. But its best i heal myself to get back in the game.

Thank you so much for you responses. Been trying to get a reply for weeks now on here but nobody was helping me. Even on health/medical forums!

Glad im not the only one who has gone/is going through this.

Makes me wanna hook up and marry my
Girl just so i wont get this shit again :(
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22 been with 8 girls. Some nice some not the best. Take what you can get bro
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23/1
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>>712872740
18-4
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19/0
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>>712872740
26
2
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>>712878692
Hey man. How did the UTIS manifest.(symptoms) And didyou get them from anal too?
What kind of bacteria did you contract and how long did it take to heal? Thank you. Also wtf is oct azo :3
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>>712872740
21/18
girls love a guy can cook
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16
0 girls
5 guys
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>>712878377
Also 1 fat chick.fucking booze made me do it. I thought I was going to die due to her riding me hard. All her weight would fall on me and I would almost pass out then she would go up giving me time to breathe before she pushed it out again. I blasted so hard
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>>712878612
But i got erectíe dysfuncion all of a sudden and my diet is very good. How is it possible that kidney stones made my
Dick die? :(
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>>712878989
>16
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>>712872740
19/1
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>>712879098
yeet
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22/2
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19/6
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21 / 1
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20/0
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42/39
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>>712879256
>"As a younger man"
>18

Pick one
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19, 1

She's my girlfriend of 2 years, havent had sex in 3 months
Considering dumping her
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>>712875063
so 0?
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>>712872740
21/3 only cuz where I live you have to date to fuck, and there isn't much of a selection
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>>712879492
Well, if it's not even long distance, yeah. Dump her. Just imagine how the rest of your life will be if you get stuck with her?
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>>712878881

OTC: Over the counter
Azo is a class of medicines, azodyes. Pharmacist would know.

Burning while peeing, felt like i wanted to take a shit/pee but nothing would come out, fever, felt like killing myself.

E coli x 2. Dont remember what it was the third time.

First time: Spent too muchtime in dry sauna. Weird, I know.

Second time: Was doing jegels during tak I ng a piss. Few days into it, got the infection.

Third time: Again spent too much time in sauna. Knew at the first symptom what was happening because of experience.
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>>712879730
She lives 10 minutes away, and spends 90% of the time at my place.
She's had a yeast infection and refuses to do anything about it.
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Just 1 fuckin bitch when I was 26
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>>712872740
9/11
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>>712879041
True....but the whole fever thing is never a good thing.
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I'm 26 and have slept with 41 girls in the last 3 years.

I'll tell you how I did it.
I paid for them. No regrets.
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32 / 3

But more than 12 yrs of fuck with one, many times a week, and mainly : more and more kinky and dirty every year !

So don't care about the number if you have a good slut who loves to be slapped hard on her boobs, choked, throatfucked roughly, piss on her, anal, cum everywhere inside and outside… :D
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>>712879811
*Kegels
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>>712872740
25/1, annoyingly broken after the 1.
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>>712879868
BJs or HJs?
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>>712879474
how many pussy u get whideboi?
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22/3 (third is my gf since 2 yrs that's why)
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33
12
Got my brown wings at 16
Been with wife 8 years tho
Once dp'd a slut in Benidorm shit was cash
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>>712879041
Ya they make meds that will turn ya piss red or bright orange get those man it will be such a relief to you, I've had 4 UTIS from fucking my wife in the shitter idk if its worth it though
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>>712872740
22/0
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21/1
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>>712879297
I wouldnt be doing my due diligence unless I showed that cunt face to you guys.
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>>712880220
My bro and I DP'D his GFs gay friend last weekend shit was pretty cash he almost cried, hes def good at taking it after we finished inside him we pissed all over his face he never even got a erection he has a small useless limp cock we might DP or tag team tonight
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>>712880238
Fucking any girl in the ass is worth it dude
Just make her have a shit a hour before
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>>712880322
Fucking nice bro
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>>712872740
21/1

Still with her though.
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>>712874848
even 1 is too many, girl must be pure if i shall touch her with my weewee. virgin only, like me
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>>712880482
She was a bitch but I miss those titties
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19 / 1
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>>712880466
>glad you enjoyed it anon
Your a fucking phaggot for missing out on Saran trips or I may have beloved you
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15 and 5
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age 26

14 working on #15
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21/1
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>>712879811
How the fuck did u get a uti from jelging? 0.0
Also sauna? Fin-fag? ^^ weird ud get a uti in those

thanks for sharing your experience
Glad im not thte only one whos going throught it :( hope ur better now fellow anon
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>>712872740

19/3
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>>712880633
would slap that very hard while facefucking her.
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>>712880552
same
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>>712872740
39/300 1 wfe, 2 lovers, 298 hkrs
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>>712880159
Meni pusi :DD

No but seriously 19/6 here, just found the expression as a younger man a bit amusing, since neither of us can barely call us adults
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>>712880700
Sorry kegels
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31/5
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30, around 55.
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12/1


YOUR MOM HAHAHAHAHA
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33/40+
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>>712880062
This
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12/1


YOUR MOM HAHAHAHAHA

On the real, 19yrs 17grills
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18/2
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250-ish
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>>712880655
Ok I'm just going to point out that you are baiting at a nigger level
If infact you are of this age and you are actually ploughed that many grills
>high five
I'm now going to report your post and call you a neck beard
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>19
>2
One was legitimate the other I grey area raped because we agreed on anal and during me trying to find her pooper I popped her cherry.

(pic not related)
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>>712880825
Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds...
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>>712880466
Thats pretty fucking gay man jesus christ
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>>712880825
so whats it like to be 12?
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>>712880956
If you had asked me 7 years ago
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>>712880466
I've always wanted to DP a fucking trap or sissy faggot
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>>712880825
OH SNAP GET THE CAMERA
720 NOSCOOOOOOP
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25, honestly it would take a while to remember. Around 40?
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>>712880153
She hates bj's because they make her mouth hurt
And she doesnt like hjs because they make her arms hurt

I know another girl who's totally dtf but I feel guilty leaving her.
I have actual autism, and attachment issues
But goddamn am I sick of her shit
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>>712880466
His dick didn't even get hard? How did you guys fuck him l, did he moan when you came?
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>>712880892
>it's not a life just fucking all the time
>it's hard life being called a whore
>but like you I take a deep breath and close my eyes and get through it
>worst part is I'm always to rubbed out to actually rub one out to porn
>just another flaw for being a pussy magnet
WRTP
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19/4
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23
about 16
slept with 8 alone in the last year after my breakup with long term gf.
been dry for about 2 months now tired of one night stands
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>>712880911
Honostly it was not that gay, he isnvery feminine and his penis is a useless limp little shemeat, he was designed to be fucked and abused.

>>712881062
I say go for it find one that is a sub and a bottom its great

>>712881183
Nope it stayed limp while we fucked him he was about to cry I mean he had 2 dicks in the ass, my bud was on the bottom thats a little to gay for me and I was behind him lubed his little boipussy up and we shoved on in when we busted groaned cuz it hurt
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>>712881183
Fuck off to /lgbt/
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>>712881146
Shes cucking you bro. Sorry lmao
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