Fork or spoon?
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Fork or spoon?
>>712869908
Trick question. Spoon because its in a bowl, if it was on a plate then fork.
Fork
>>712869908
whatever's clean
Foon
chopsticks
>>712869908
Spoon, fork is only for meat steaks.
Knife
Knife.
Just drink it bro
if you use a spoon tell me where you fucking live so i can shove that shit up your asshole niggerfaggot ! spork all the way
>>712869908
why would i need either of those to fuck mac and cheese?
>>712869908
Straw
Hands
>>712869908
spork
who cares and america sucks.
>>712869908
Fork
>>712869908
I always grabbed a fork because I hate the scraping noise of silverware against my bowls. Also I just find it easier to impale my food.
If it's not covered in ground pepper so you might as well just stick your face in the bowl and eat it like an animal because you're eating animal food
>>712869908
Fork
Fork
Looking at it's consistency, this time around a somewhat large spoon would be most beneficial.
Fork is better for real, large pasta that cant exactly sit in a spoon well.
Whats the best place to buy some Mac n Cheese?
>>712870583
with a spoon you can grab more food + the sauce..
Fork so you can stick the holes around the tines
>>712870783
You will never buy mac and cheese better than the mac and cheese you can make on your own.
>>712869908
benis
>>712870204
this.
i eat pic related with chopsticks all the time, because thats mostly the only thing thats clean in my kitchen. i got used to it, and now i don´t use anything else anymore ...
>>712869908
gobble it like a retard with your face in the bowl
>>712870913
I guess you're right. Nothing is better than homemade.
>>712870783
Canada.
>>712871001
Why the fuck would you need kitchen utensils to eat a Döner?
>>712869908
condom
>>712869908
If it's that thick, fork. If it's more runny, spoon.
>>712870124
Also, this
>>712869908
Depends on how saucy it is. Spork is always your best option, though.
>burgers in charge of knowing how to eat pasta
>>712871001
ISHYGDDT
the only things i use a spoon for is cereal, soup, and ice cream. everything else i eat with a fork
>>712871357
>pasta
>>712871124
exactly what I was thinking.
>>712869908
fork tastes better, spoon more convenient.
>>712871001
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>712871124
>>712871608
>>712871671
not even trolling...
i get döner and a beer, i go home, and eat it at home, no fork aviable, so i use chopsticks, what's the fucking problem?
(pic related)
>>712872877
The problem is that you don't eat Döner with a fork in the first place. You use your HANDS.
>>712872951
but i think its easier to eat it like what, while doing something else, like playing vidya, shitposting on /b/, or something...
its less messy, and you dont get that stuff on your hands...
>>712871266
>runny
Into the trash.
>>712872877
this is doner fgty
>>712873655
>ISHYGDDT
no, this is 'Dürüm'
>>712873687
durum is the one true doner
>>712873379
Nigger that is what a hand towel, paper or otherwise is for.
Don't act like you use those chopsticks for anything more than to feel like you're somehow cultured, and/or refined, because that's why you're actually doing it, and you're too stupid to see that you're using a pair of scissors to tighten a nut and bolt.
>>712869908
Only inbred cousin-fucking hillbillies would use a spoon.
>>712873821
>somehow cultured
i told you before, if drunk me gets home, and wants to eat döner, i use chopsticks,because my kitchen looks like berlin 1945, i just want clean hands to use mouse... and no, i don't usually have a bunch of hand towels next to my PC, just to eat döner.
Take a handful, arrange it in a line and snort it.
>>712874623
döner?
>>712874463
>>I dont use a paper towel because they aren't in the room I am in and it is physically impossible to walk to another room and grab a few. Oh yea, meanwhile I'm going to use chopsticks to eat this Döner while supporting it with sticks because that can't possibly ever cause a mess.
Fucking christ, kid.
>>712874914
>I use 327 paper towels while eating a döner, because i have to use one everytime before using my mouse...
Bear hands
>>712869908
Fork. Every time.
>>712875592
but there are no bears where i live...
>>712869908
Fork.
Because I'm not 5 yo anymore.
This is what adults use.
>>712870507
everyone owns a spork? are they useful, or just dumb?
Neither. Use chopsticks
>>712870913
recipe please...
>>712869908
Trash can. That shit looks disgusting, just shiny cheese flavored noodles, no cheese.
i only own a single spoon
>>712870783
stouffer's mac and cheese in the frozen section in a grocery store near you. Only for $3.99.
>>712869908
I would fuck tha shit outta that mac n cheese
>>712869908
down the toilet tb.h
>>712875974
macaroni + cheese
>>712869908
spoon you pleb
>>712875487
You know why it takes you that long to eat, fucknugget? It's because you're using chopsticks. Its either that or you take flea-bite sized bites until it's old and soggy. The more I listen to how you rationalize your actions the more I find out how much of a useless human being you are, and that's just from your eating habits.
>>712869908
Fork. Its mac and cheese, not soup you animal.
>>712876625
i bet you don't know how to use chopsticks...
Fork all the way, I hate spoons. Only ever use for soup in public. Otherwise it goes in a mug
>>712878369
why do you eat soup in public?
>>712869908
creamy: use spoon
stringy: use fork
>>712869908
anyone has an easy recipe how to make mac&cheese at home?
>>712879092
what if only chopsticks are available?
>>712869908
trashcan
Screwdriver
>>712869908
forpoon
>>712873379
How the fuck is eating a döner with chopsticks less messy than with your hands?
>>712870124
Are you retarded? So if i eat spaghetti from bowl, I should use spoon to get down on your lvl?
>>712874463
>i don't usually have a bunch of hand towels next to my PC
Do you have chopsticks by your PC`?
>>712879696
wat, how...
>>712877632
this is what I was waiting for
Fork....IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
DINDINDINDADINGDINGDINGDINDING
The devil has a fork. Spoon unless you wanna go to hell.
>>712879817
Shhh ancient Chinese secret
>>712879747
because your hands get greasy if you eating it with hands.
>>712879790
...sometimes
>>712869908
who eats straight from a glass-bowl anyway?
>>712880443
>>712881131
the fuck is this?
keep the thread mac'n cheese or döner related
Fork every time. Only fucking idiots use spoons for anything other than soup or serving.
>>712869908
Dont see why I would nee either if I want to throw it into the trash.
Eat real food pleb.
>>712881345
like what? if you are in a hurry, or don't want to spend 4 hours in the kitchen, what do you eat?
>>712881484
Shit. Chemical shit to be precise. Thats what
>>712881624
elaborate please
>>712881484
learn to stir fry
Fork, dammit. Fork
>>712881484
Are you joking mate? Make pancakes - that only takes ten minutes. Or fettuccine carbonara, bacon and eggs, a bloody sandwich...
Just google "ten minute meals" or some shit. Lazy fuckers.
>>712875877
good for camping because you safe weight
>>712882028
Okay get something like a 5 min ready dish. Read the ingredients if listed. If not Google dat shit. You'll see!
>>712870124
Fork
>>712882287
>>712881624
These.
>>712882287
surely pancakes aren't a meal? otherwise 10/10 suggestions
>>712882182
favourite recipe please
>>712870507
Agree. I have a few titanium sporks from amazon, use daily.
>>712882338
thanks
>>712882457
Depends on how broke you are.
>>712882472
for mac'n cheese?
>>712875974
1. Make a basic Rue
2. Add graded cheese (personally I use 75% cheddar 25% gruyere for sharpness)
3. Boil macaroni noodles
4. Put sauce over noodles
chainsaw
Spooning leads to forking
>>712882468
you don't need no recipe to stir fry. Just plonk some chopped vegetables in a wok with some soy sauce, maybe a bit of chilly and garlic and let the magic unfold. Put that shit in a wrap and pretend to be healthy.
>>712879939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAp56EM8M6I
>>712882670
thank you anon, will try that
>>712882566
fair point
Use a knife. and make sure that you shove it all the way down your throat.
>>712869908
Both. Turn them upside down and use them like chopsticks
>>712869908
Spoon, the only silverware I use
>>712876217
>Stouffers
>3.99
Fucking pleb. You can get spongebob Mac and cheese for $1.00 a box and it tastes way better
>>712882670
you will Rue the day you misspelled roux!
seriously though perfect suggestion with the Gruyere.
>>712882898
oooohooo next level maneuvers!
>>712883053
Why the fuck you paying a dollar for a box of mac and cheese you can get for $.40 if you know where to look?
>>712869908
spork
>>712875487
ok, bitch. i'm gonna need some timestamped pics of you eating/holding your doner with chopsticks
Fork. Why should I have to chase a noodle stuck to the side with a scooper that ends up pushing stubborn ones half the time, when I can just stab the little bastard and be done with it?
>>712870204
They're both clean, fuckboy. Now answer the question you lazy piece of shit.
>>712883055
yeah, had to google 'rue' until i realized he meant 'roux'
>>712883710
already did
see
>>712872877
>>712879775
No you fuckwit. You could put pudding on a plate, but that doesn't mean you need to use a fork. It depends on the size of the maccaroni noodles. If it's small you use a spoon and if large use a fork.
Spork*
Spoon.
>>712883710
>>712884346
sorry, you are late
>>712883254
Still better than paying $4
>>712870507
Foon!
>>712869908
fork
>>712885238
spoon
>>712886321
fork
>>712882468
1:chop up whatever vegetables you have on hand into small cubes or bites. I like broccoli and green beans and maybe some bell pepper,but you can just get some frozen mixed greens.
2: make marinade of soy, oil, chopped garlic and ginger
3: turn some sliced chicken bits in the marinade
4: cook up some rice or noodles in a pot
5:fry the marinated meat in wok until it's lightly browned.
6: Either remove the meat completely or push it to the side of the wok.
7. ad more oil and soy and fry the vegetables for a few minutes while stirring it VIGOROUSLY.
Then you have a meal. if you want to treat yourself crack an egg into the wok mixture (while it's on heat) and then flip in the noodles or rice and fry it all up.
>>712886692
screencapped. will try tomorrow. thanks
There is no spoon.
>>712869908
Simple, spork...
>>712887145
you are welcome, hope it woks out
huehue
Spork
i use what's available
>>712887305
>huehue
i hope it don't creates mustard gas or something
>>712887445
nah just puns
>>712887385
the survivalist approach, i like it.
>>712887344
anyone uses a spork in daily life, or just while camping/zombie apocalypse/ |||. world war?
Fork faggit
>>712888262
> .gif
I expected it would do something...
>>712888119
Not sure if you're serious or not.
I don't own a spork. So i guess its only useful for the later things mentioned.
>>712869908
Dick
>>712871001
nice bait, friend
>>712888679
did you read the thread?
>>712888748
sure did, fella
>>712888790
it was no bait, i even took photos you fag.
whats whe problem with this?
>>712872877
A picture of a donner next to some god daym chopsticks ain't gonna fool me, chap
>>712888790
what did you think of it?
>>712888923
ok, you don't belive me whatever...
i will still eat the next döner with chopsticks too.
>>712888926
dis nigga lyin
>>712889128
kek, why should i?
>>712889051
you just do whatever it is that you do and let the good lord provide
>>712888898
I know you have forks, anon
>>712889128
what line of deduction lead you to this conclusion?
>>712889220
i sure do, but read
>>712870204
>>712871001
>>712874463
>>712889185
>/b/
>>712879696
Why do I send her dick pics? For poon...
>>712889402
ok, you have a point.
should i take a picture now, everytime i eat a döner and post it on the next thread, or what?
>>712889570
anytime you bring it up at LEAST man
>>712869908
Hand
>>712889510
hey look everybody we have a poet
>>712869908
>using archaic utensils like a pleb when you can use your frontal face hole like a shovel
>>712889726
i dont't bring it up, i just eat it that way, and don't usually post in macaroni/döner threads.
but i will save pics from the next 10 döner i eat if you want...kek
stop being a beta fag and use your hands
>>712869908
dick
>>712870487
this
>>712890245
a fucking big straw
>>712890073
yes please I would like for you to do this from now on anon, thank you.
>>712876217
gross dude
just get the normal kraft mac for $1 a box and make it. Make the thick n creamy
annies also has some decent mac n cheese
>>712890320
>>712890245
but they already are straws? you won't get any suction since the air is just going to pass through them. same reason blowjobs don't work
>>712890521
ok, i will do it for the next 500 döner with timestamp, and when in a few weeks or months some anon in a food thread asks for some faggot, who eats his döner with chopsticks, i will deliver.
>>712890073
>not macaroni/doner posting
get a life ...
bump for döner with chopsticks...
>>712892204
last macaroni/döner bump