Hey /b/ Help me with this. My gf is pregnant and I can't
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Hey /b/ Help me with this. My gf is pregnant and I can't decide for the name of the baby. I was thinking in Calliope (like Kratos daughter) if girl... But if it's boy I'm not sure. Can you sugest some names? Keep it vidya.
>GODS, DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN
What did he mean by this?
gilberto
>>712865616
>Donald.
>>712865616
If female we would pick Freya (Nordic mythology Scandinavian name) boy would probably be something like Olaf or w/e.
>>712865616
Boy : Leonidas, Achilles
Girl : Diana , Khara
>>712865616
Scrotus.
Rook
Bruce
>>712865616
Boy: Brendan
Girl: May
>>712865616
Hadvar, Ralof, Ulfric for boy names
Gerdur, Zelda, and Carlotta for girl names
>>712865616
If male adolf.
If female aryan
>>712867635
>Gerdur, Zelda, and Carlotta
you have to be kidding dude....
>>712865616
Ornstein if boy
>>712867585
Brendan sounds gay
>>712865616
Spangler
Mileena
>>712867635
>Zelda
That's a boy's name
>>712866954
kek spanish version of gilbert
>>712865616
Tingle
>>712867910
No it isn't are you high?
>>712866113
Kratos if boy lol
>>712865616
Girl: Orianna Boy: Richard or Castle
>>712865616
Name him Zeus. Become the father of the gods.
Antonio
>>712867910
U fuckin wot m8
Amadeus Wolfgang
>>712865616
yamcha
>>712865616
If girl name Samus, if boy name Metroid
>>712868060
richard is a meeh name, rick would be better
>>712865616
name him Geralt of Rivia or Jim Raynor
>>712865616
Ivor.... as in "ivor'daddyHooBNIdiot".
But you can call him Ivor for short...
>>712867861
>didn't get pokemon reference
>>712865616
duke nukem
>>712867585
cringe
>>712865616
If boy Mortal Combat V.
If girl Scribblenauts.
>>712865616
Ulfric Stormcloak <insert last name>
boy:Braiden
girl:Makayla
>>712867909
Hah!
boy: Jeremiah
Girl: Sasha
>>712865616
McPwnCakes
>>712865616
CourageWolf
>>712865616
donalda if girl
donavious if nigger
>>712868019
>>712868123
Thanks for the (You)s, lads
>>712868824
kek underrated
Sharkiesha
>>712867784
You spelt Eva rong.
>>712867842
Hahaha
>>712865616
Snake.
Leon S.
NPC.
>>712865616
Boy:Kek
Girl:Keka
>>712865616
Calliope would be cool, but there was this extremely slutty scene girl when I was in high school named Kaliope
Hagbard for a boy
Mana for a girl
>>712865616
Name him Master Chief
Dhovakin
Geralt .. witcher series
Girl :Paz
>Bruce Wayne
Bruce or Wayne (if it is nigger)
>>712867910
yea but even if zelda was a girl it would still work
Gandalf
>>712865616
Ray man
Then when he is older just Ray
Barracka then Baz when he is older
Raiden same as above
Green dog
>>712865616
For Boy: Ryder, Bjorn
For Girl: Freya, Violet, Nova, Sienna
Aeric as in Jarl Aeric from M&B
It is technically eric but your son will be first one on the blackboard alphabetically so that is a tiny amount of troll right there
Unless some nigger named Abdul or Abraham comes first
Dickface
Robert DownSyndrome Junior
Faggot
Rick Perry
Jean Valjean (24601)
Queermonger
Smalldick Shitforbrains
Unloved Unaborted (Unfortunately)
>Sam
Like Sam FIsher, it even works both ways, I'm a huge Splinter cell fag
>>712873792
Ryder and Bjorn are cunt names for boys. Fucking Rick, or Dylan, those names are good.
if you call her calliope other kids will call her cantaloupe. just fact.
>>712874262
How you spell Calliope?
>>712865616
Cirilla.
>>712874442
like that
My mom was gonna name me "Asher" or "Septimus"
>>712873968
What about adam? Adam comes before that and is a white name
>>712874645
And how you spell cantaloupe?
And so what? being called cantaloupe is cute
>>712867585
>Brendan
you want a SJW coming out of that womb?
>>712874575
This.
>>712875101
also like that.
I guess it could be ok
>>712875979
So, Calliope. That's it, My daughter will be Calliope!
Pliskin
>>712865616
Alexander is GOAT for historical gravitas, or even some derivation of Perseus like Percy. It'd be easy to name a son after any hero of the past, but I lean towards Alexander.
For a girl go with Cassandra (Cassie) or Julia/Juliana.
>>712865616
>Hey /b/ Help me with this. My gf is pregnant and I can't decide for the name of the baby. I was thinking in Calliope (like Kratos daughter) if girl... But if it's boy I'm not sure. Can you sugest some names? Keep it vidya.
>I was thinking in Calliope (like Kratos daughter) if girl...
>Calliope (like Kratos daughter)
>like Kratos
>ke K
Read a fucking book OP.
>>712865616
Next time you think about having sex, please just do pic related instead. We don't need your genetic defects contaminating our eugenics pure gene pool.
Chupa Rola
In portuguese it means morning flower
>>712870873
Kekeka
>>712865616
call it dubs checkem
Kirby
Ulfric Stormcloak
>>712867910
Not sure if b8
Gay Tony
>>712865616
Hodor
>>712865616
Calliope?
I've noticed only poor people give that name to their children
Goku super saiajin 4
Corvo if a boy.
Emily if a girl.
>>712865616
Calliope is actually an ancient greek name, coming from "Kallos" + "Opsi"
Kallos is the word for beauty
and Opsi is ones appearance
Calliope means beautiful..
Go for it, pretty legit name
>>712877642
Literally no one name their children like that
Eli.
>>712865616
John
>>712874575
This
>>712877812
I know... I love how it sounds... I'll call her Calliope
>>712877750
Dishonored <3
just pick a normal fucking name. stop trying to be different and cool through your kids
>>712868428
if pronounced german Richard is awsome, but Ritschart sounds gay af
Id pick Judas, but thats just me
Whiterun Guard.
Arrombado
In finnish it means Golden Lion
>>712865616
Name your baby Calico. That way if it's a boy his nickname would be Cal. If it's a girl she would be known as Cali.
>>712878193
Yes! Someone gets it!
>>712878169
dont do that faggot, everyone will call her cantaloupe and she'll hate you
Filha da Puta
It's Zulu for rare diamond
Fallopia, for the tubes from whence she came.
>>712867123
This
Boy: Biscoito
Girl: Bolacha
It is tradicional tupi guarani for clean lake and clean river
How about Poop?
>>712878863
Cantaloupe is cute too!
Boy: Pai de família
Girl: Delícia
It is dannish for family patriarch and queen
How about a normal name. Not something used to brand merchandise
Mamonas Assassinas
In the maori culture it is the Goddess of light
>>712879588
Like Cthulhu
Reek
>>712865616
peppermint cummysnatch
Meupau
In russian it means strong man
Maconhera
In Korean it means faithful woman
Faggot, from online gaming.
Gozonaboca
Is ancient aztec for warrior
boy: jenks
RJ like the coon from over the hedge that movie was awesome
>>712880222
what lovely trips you got there
Peganomeupau
Also russian. Means strong family chief.
Leroy Jenkins
>>712865616
Boy : Vladimir Nikolai
Girl : Anastasia Emma
>>712865616
>GIRL
Freja, Eir, Skjold, Saga, Lin, Ran, Gondul, Gefjon, Fjorgyn, Hel, Idun, Geirskogul
>BOY
Tor, Oden, Forsete, Frej, Tyr, Njord, Ull, Frigg, Balder, Brage, Delling, Heimdall, Ägir, Vidar
>>712880612
frigg is a girls name
>>712880397
why thank you kind sir
>>712880711
ops, yeah i misplaced that
>>712865616
Unwah. Morrowind style.
>>712865616
What ever you do. Do not name your kid ending in the likes of "AN" or "UN", and stay away from those stupid biblical names like Noah and shit.
>>712880612
Otherwise i prefer Ask (ash tree) for a boys name or Embla for a girl
>>712880927
>"AN" or "UN"
Why?
>>712865616
name him Zelda
>>712881154
HAH GAAAAAAAY!!!
Darius or Fizz id you don't like him (aids'in around)
>>712865616
Male: Maxwell Stone or Albert
Girl: Natalia
>>712881154
But what if Zelda was a girl
>>712865616
Christopher or moot
>>712881057
You're go on a cause your kid to get bullied so much don't be selfish
>>712865616
Call him Carl and middle-name Johnson
Forever - ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ - jokes
>>712865616
Artorias
if boy: Crash Bandicoot
if girl: Garnet Von Alexandros
>>712881504
What would you name them then?
>Jesus and Maria
faggot
>>712881632
>implying that kids today even get that reference
I will never get people who name their kids after a fandom; you are setting them up to get laughed at during interviews and leave them to be harassed at school. All so you feel like you gave them a unique name.
>>712881702
He will. I'll teach him to have good taste in vidya
>>712881864
straight alfa
Name your boy "Arian"
Pretty much everyone loves that name, also later on, he will have a natural connection to the right wing party duo to his name.
>>712865616
Please...... don't do this...
>>712865616
Gaylord Focker if not the child at least use it as your nome de guerre !
>>712870579
nd you fucked up "wrong"
name him sandbag
>>712865616
Jack Danger
>>712878827
one of the best games I've ever played
