REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
omg yes finally, i've been waiting so long for this thread.
I'm so fucking lonely... ever since my ex broke up with me i've just been eating, wanking and sleeping. Now i've turned into a fat piece of shit that browses 4chan.
I can't wait to meet my new girlfriend tomorrow.
PRAISE KEK!
Op is a faggot
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>712848234
I'll keep replying until it happens
>>712848234
Co kurwa?
>>712848234
can't hurt
Immunity cat is keeping us virgin forever
00340434
reeeeeeeeeee
Ok. I guess thats good.
>>712848234
what about 2
Sure
,.
>>712848234
Yeah, that's gonna happen just like we're gonna get Half-Life 3 three years from now.
>>712848234
well, nothing to lose
>>712848888
Gf confirmed fuck yeah :DDDDD
pls
>>712848234
I want my gf.
>>712848234
Dios mio
gibe
what if I want a boyfriend?
>>712848234
u better not be lying bitch nigga
i'm gay
>>712848888
8888/10 gf incoming
Ye alrite
wow kewl xDDDDD
ok
Bundle of sticks
no harm no foul
Tfw 2k17 no gf fml
ybybyby
gib
Wheres my gf?! You better not have bamboozled me
not sure.
>>712848234
sdgsg
>>712848234
ho ho hoooooooo
>>712848234
One can dream.
>>712848234
I shouldn't go for this bait, but I am desperate at this point.
>>712848234
proof needed
no
>>712848234
What if I want to break up with my girlfriends? Did I just fuck that up because I responded to this post? Fuck you, OP.
>>712848234
Hornswoggled!!!!!
i so badly want to feel your warm soft skin against mine
Pls i really need one
reply
>>712848234
yesplz
I fucking hope so.
nice thing ️
pls
Bollocks
Ok, why not?
I've got nothing to lose
>>712848234
nice
finallly
Trying to kill two birds with one stone over here
Bacon
Finally
>>712848234
Liar
i have a gf now
>>712848234
sure
I wish
>>712848234
don't get what you see in that pale mentally ill child.
Can't wait to see that slut
The impossible's going to happen
>>712848234
>spending day exclusively with family
I hope not.
op please deliver
I'll just sit here and wait for my gf...
>>712848234
please
just replying since there actually is a little chance
posting in case werks
:^)
Does this work in reverse? I feel I have a girlfriend will i be single tomorrow? Because I do - she's blonde with big fake tits, she's on that needle thingo so I spaff inside her every time we fuck, she swallows...but fuck she's boring.
must get gf, i haz gurl i want
dose she come with a sandwish
Ok
>>712848234
yeah right
can i be someone's girlfriend
K
>>712848234
But what if i have one already?
>>712848234
hooray
Fat chance, would be lucky if I even get noticed by her.
lol. sure. russian web order bride!
Pls :c
I want to die
plz
>>712850249
Hi there bby
>>712848234
God speed
DONE
Well, I'll actually be leaving the house tomorrow. And I haven't slept for 29 hours.
First post well spent after 7 years of lurking.
i hope so :( im 18 and ive never had one
>>712848234
>>712850249
SHOW ANUS PLUS EGGS
i dont want to die alone.
>>712848234
O.o
>>712848234
Kek meme magic help me... i guess
i want to date this chick Rachel yea
>>712850462
hi are you my bf now
>>712850249
no, you're a man.
>>712850758
Yes, do you want to be my gf?
Post nudes
She better be hot
>>712848234
Help.
>>712848234
Alright, I'll be the judge of that.
replied
>>712848234
Well, i do have someone in my mind...
Hope i can do it.
please..
That's impossible
>>712848234
OP is a faggot and im his sugar daddy
Why not
Last chance
I wish...
5
t-thanks
Bet
Plz
finally a thread i can bump
y not
>>712848234
I don't believe you but I'll give it a go anyway
Ok
>>712848635
y u do dis immunity cat ;-;
Finally a chance, after 34 years !
just do it
>>712848234
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yay. Maybe I'll loose my vCard before my birthday after all!
>>712848234
i want to belive
>>712848234
I don't want a girlfriend. Ran into my ex today and was reminded how lucky I am to be single.
>>712848234
I'm lonely af
>>712848234
Can I have her back instead?
>>712848234
i hope so
pp in vagina bring it on
No i won't you stupid cunt.
hahahaha took me 46 years!!!
>>712848234
well... fuck it, going for the bait
pls
>>712848234
please give gf ;_;
I like babanas
nice try
lool
Doubtful
SAAAAAVE MEEEEE
I will seriously come back here and post pics of my dick if that's true.
REEEEEEEEEEE
re re reply
Gimmie gf pls
>>712848234
I hope she will be hot
>>712848234
Let's get it
>>712848234
I already have 2...and a wife....
>>712848918
Screencapping this just in case it happens
>>712848234
here goes nothing
rollo
Pls
>>712848234
pls
YES
>>712848234
hell yeah!
If she looks like that i dont want one
>>712848234
pls get
op is a nice guy
>>712848234
This thread actually is getting too many replies... /b/ tards are desperate..
kek
>>712848234
This is bullshit but i'm lonely
Hopeful post.
>>712848234
I know this to be true, by the old gods and the new!!
Getting real desperate
All hail Lord Kek
Please give me Julie
>>712848234
Kjør da
old tier
>>712848234
Really?
FINALLY
>>712848234
Oh what the heck
>>712848234
Nigr is lying
>>712848234
hey thats pretty good
>>712848234
I hope her name is Anya so I can say "I own a katana, but I want a cute Anya!" :-D
I want to believe
>>712848234
Joke's on you OP, I do everything I can to avoid having a gf.
>>712850954
At this point i can only hope. A boyfriend could be nice too im not picky
>>712848234
I don't need no pussy
>>712848234
i believe
one shall not lose hope
I only roll for dubs
Thank you
>>712848234
Thanks.
>>712848234
I want to believe
>>712848234
for kek.
worth a shot i guess
i BELIVE
>>712848234
me plox
k
>>712848234
>PRAISE KEK!
Replying to call OP out on his bullshit.
no
>>712848234
Go go
>>712848234
oh rly
Please
>>712848234
sage
>>712848234
Just in case
><
Ok, I'll try this shit...
I know this isnt true but im desperate
>>712848234
AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
yeah, sure
I'll take 20
>>712848536
jajco kurwa!
Ye boi gimme the pussy please no boypucci
Begging
>>712848234
You never know...
>>712848234
Im doing it
Fug
I believe in life after love! But some really dont think im strong enough
gambaaaa
I BELIEVE UNCONDITIONALLY
>>712848234
pls
praise KEK
Gee thanks OP
As if
>>712848234
fug it
>>712848234
Yee
check em.
>>712848234
thx
>>712848234
>Ha
>>712848234
fine
get
I mean it couldn't possibly hurt, right?
>>712848234
I want to die
>>712848234
Praise KEK!
>>712848234
Hopefully.
>>712848234
if only
rolling thanks op
kk
Plz
>>712848234
It is probable actually
Comment Aye aye
let's go
Posting because op is a greatest benefit for your business and your family with a good friend
Big boobies please
Will she watch anime with me though? :/
k
every day we stray further from god
>>712848234
i dont want one. im happy being single.
if i want a turd in my bed i'll take a shit in it myself, thank you very much.
God save me
Worth a try
What about a wife, OP?
>>712848234
tnx
>>712848234
Worth a shot
Yep
Ok
T_T feelsbadman, why am i so lonely
qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
>>712848234
well
yea lets try
oh sure, why not?
>>712848234
Okey.
>>712848234
fuck you
>>712848234
no I will not
topkek
>>712848234
yay
Kek
>>712848234
GF PLS THX
>>712848234
Pls pls
>>712848234
ok.
Fair enough
time to get superstitious....
OOPS
LOOKS LIKE WE RUN OUT OF GIRLFRIENDS TO GIVE
ANYONE BELOW THIS POST WILL NO LONGER GET A GF TOMORROW
THANK YOU
>>712848234
>>712848234
kek
>>712848234
No I fucking won't you cunt.
>>712848234
sure
Praise kek
>>712848234
Ayee lmao
aw shit
Mr.Duda is surprised by your stupidity...
>>712848234
pls
Ok
ok
Interesting
aaaa
>>712848234
pls
>>712848234
FINALLY
>>712848234
maybe one day
>>712848234
Pls
WTT neck for gf
>>712848234
I am pathetic
>>712848234
Sure
AW YISH
pls be real
>>712848234
Jokes on you I got mine today
I believe immense .
Did it yesterday, It doesn't seem to been working at all.
pls i want a qt gf.
but I have a gf now. will I have two?
>>712848234
we'll find out
>>712848234
okayyyyyyyyy im ready
>>712848234
here's your (you)
>>712848234
Pls
Kek
