Waifu claiming thread.
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>>712821567
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Yuuko Aioi claimed.
Avatarfags get out of my thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712832454
Claimu
>tfw you'll never have a guitarist who might even be able to sing
fuck
Mako claimed.
I missed you all.
>Barely staying awake edition
>>712832513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sagLnZQ5q6
>>712832698
*hug*
>>712832671
*hug*
>>712832650
*hug*
>>712832625
*hug*
I need to make yui hugging sachi pics
>>712832801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1anOPGCYGan
>>712832580
cutie.
>>712833071
Aww thank you.
Kakyoin claimed.
>>712833012
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17zkeW85MkK
Kurome
>>712833172
He died too early.
>>712832652
What's her role again?
>>712833364
Driver
what is /waifu/ thankful for?
Nighty night. Talk to you all tomorrow!
>>712833658
my loving waifu
>>712833750
goodnight
>>712833658
My little sister. Yes, I realize how creepy that sounds.
>>712833464
Cute.
>>712833658
Already celebrated that feast fest a month ago
Also
Thankfull for not having to have dinner with my family this month. If i wanted to dissapoint 2 people at once, I'd have a threesome
>>712834115
My dick is so small... why is my dick so small. Help me /waifu/
>>712834092
Thank you.
>>712833658
my guitar and not being completely poor
>>712834115
are you still alive
Why the fuck don't I recognize anyone here
Did /waifu/ get EVEN SHITTIER
>>712834319
>>712834385
>>712834273
Oh fuck yes I'm still alive. Just been on my honey moon for like a month
Actually got back a while ago. Just didnt hop on these threads
>>712833658
What do you mean?
I'm thankful for doggos and anytime i can have silence, and the friendships i've made as well.
>>712834319
Everybody is active in a different timeframe i suppose.
still here
>>712834273
Can you sing though?
>>712834411
>>712834385
When the fuck did I ever say anything close to that?
Hold your shitty pastas you fucking lonely weeb
>>712833464
Nice. Every role is difficult but driver has to be the second hardest.
>>712834319
LURK MOAR
>>712834424
Hello Tomoko
>>712834481
Why though?
>>712834516
me too thanks
>>712834562
>>712833658
Cookies and Onee-san.
>>712833750
Bye Yui!
>>712834385
very accurate
>>712834419
it's nice seeing you back
also pretty much everyone left
>>712834428
no
>>712834561
hello. how goes it?
>>712834239
Why don't you smile?
>>712834638
Who left now?
>>712834642
Good, haven't been here in a while.
>>712834625
This thread is lacking some of your lewd feet
GO
GO
GO
>>712834422
Its thanksgiving
>>712834717
a lot of people
>>712834638
>no
Well then you'll be my guitar and i'll be the singer
>>712834864
Mind listing a few of them names for me?
And to be quite honest, I have alot to be thankfull for from the whole fort McMurray forest fires thing back in may but you weebs will never see me get sincere
>>712834638
its missing the "i just avatarfag" square
>>712834793
>>712833343
I miss him.
>>712834744
thats fine. people come and go
>>712833658
Well, excluding the generic stuff (family, friends, not being a homeless bum, etc.), I'd have to say I'm thankful I'm finally out of a dead end relationship, I found my passion in life, and I've just about beat my depression.
>>712834990
I do too anon, I do too.
>>712834845
I thought that was tomorrow.
>>712834983
Oh fuck yeah there we go
>I have no pics of marie with a smile / grin.
>>712834913
why
>>712834955
almost everyone who posted here back in spring
>>712834983
oh
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
>>712833658
I got told by a girl for the first time in my life that she loved me, other than that i've been pretty happy, working on getting a job now.
>>712835069
That's nice.
>>712835160
i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
i was fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
quick way to sing it:
http://vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted
if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotry
>>712835149
Hands / stocking / bug eyes (yuuko)
Those candy coloured haired fags I forget their names.
Glad they're gone. Was getting annoyed with the
>hug box youre so cute xdddddove you
threads
>>712835270
Ps: is OP a new Yuuko?
Its that time of year again!
As Thanksgiving rolls around family members will be back home. Give your sister a hug and tell her how much you love her. If you don't celebrate Thanksgiving, call or text her how much you love her!
>>712835270
That's the threads now just with more autism
>>712835224
Hey I made that
>>712835270
Yuuko still comes around sometimes
Hand and Stocking left a long time ago
>>712835320
yes
>>712833658
Im grateful for the time i could spend with the great anons of /waifu/
>>712835387
hey i saved a thumbnail of that
>>712835320
Yeah.
>>712834678
I drove a tank in the Marines and there is nothing to smile about. Those boys have it hard.
>>712835372
My sister is probably the most important person in my life.
>>712835379
Ah well thats fuckin shit
>>712835387
Yeah I knew those 2 cunts left a while ago. That's when these threads started to turn to the really really boring side imo
>>712834638
>pretty much everyone left
Meanng you're a heretic...
Who was your waifu/Avatar before Eli then?
>>712835191
Mako!
Curious, were you into cars? Or am I thinking of someone else?
>>712835270
>Implying that stuff still doesn't go on
You're just here at a dead time, Marie.
I'm gettin pretty fuckin tired here bois,
Gonna go wank off because my wife doesnt give me any, probs gonna finish on her back to really teach her a lesson then go to bed
Night
>>712835510
What about this?
>>712835587
I drive a tank.
>>712835645
Can I fuck your wife dude?
>>712835645
reminder shit before you go?
>>712835587
I'll try to get on tomorrow around noon
>>712835476
Neat
>>712835529
everyone else is gone now too
>>712835585
You can guess if you want
>>712835645
bye
>>712835714
Yeet gimmie a sec
>>712833658
My little sister that flats with me
Harem dude is back
aifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.
>>712835806
Adding Mio-Sama to my harem of waifus
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.
>>712835825
>>712835854
hey thats pretty new
>>712835806
>>712835848
how did the suicide go?
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.
>>712835806
>>712835848
Yuuki too
>>712835714
Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.
Your life sucks. Drop out
Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.
No one has a more punchable smug face than Shinoa
Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.
Daily masturbation is healthy
> praise the sun
Might have to update that. Think of some more cringey shit and I'll probably add it on tomorrow
Also cant find my pic of marie praising the sun so imma just drop a lewd
>>712835762
>You can guess
Doesn't say ou will confirm anything...
In case you were posting as Hetza, I did upscaled that image I am just waiting for that anon to post
I don't think I can make a good guess since I forget most anons eventually...
Jeez. Baby-ass moe waifus up in here.
Here's mine, /b/raddahs. She has never been beat in my book.
>>712835937
its galko
>>712835654
Are you doing sik drifts in it at least?
>>712835733
Good luck with that.
>>712835936
Found it
>>712835848
>>712835806
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>712836015
Makoti would be amazing imouto
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS
>>712833658
I am thankful for V A P O R W A V E.
Otherwise, not a whole lot, to be honest. lol
>>712836003
The Australian one?
>>712836092
Also is the bread pics a shoutout to my bread porn postings?
>marie rose
>>712835936
4 of those are gone
>>712835937
I wasn't posting as Hetza
>>712836015
I suppose
>>712836175
Which ones
I really wanna wank and sleep so this is my last post
I'm sorry guys but I'm really tired
Well, I can barely keep my eyes open. I'm signing off. I'll be on tomorrow assuming I don't forget or die.
>>712836295
Hand, Vigil, Emi, and Holstaur
>>712836624
Aren't you mugi?
Hand posts sometimes
I got banned on my phone for spamming so I took my girlfriends laptop to work in order to write the sixth installment of my pastas
>>712836088
If she were my sister, I'd probably try to incest it. Not even gunna lie.
>Plus, tomboy sister would be top tier
>>712836187
>>712836592
Night Mako.
>>712836760
Does anyone have parts 1-5 so it will make more sense?
>>712836678
no
Hand posts rarely
>>712836175
>I wasn't posting as Hetza
I thought just mentioning it might summon him but w/e
>>712836802
check archive moe
>>712836802
>got banned spamming on phone
Just wait a few days and your phone's IP will change. Happens to me all the time so I get banned for random shit I didn't even do.
I can see you fat fucks now. Staying up all night claiming your cartoon wife. Your mom told you to get some rest so you can visit the with the family tomorrow, but that's normie shit. And your family is all normies too. You spend all night watching cartoons made for children and masturbate your absurdly small penis to drawings of 11 year olds. Mom summons you from the basement tomorrow at noon, but you haven't slept. You lazily drag yourself upstairs, in your cum stained sweatsuit. You're thinking of how you're going to introduce your body pillow to the family, you even have her tucked between your right arm and man boob. While everyone else is eating turkey. You're autistic ass is eating Cheetos and drinking Mountain Dew, wishing you could retreat back down to the basement. Fuck all of you
>>712835653
what about it?
Pokemon gens :)
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1 > 7
Nice pic of me fag
>>712836003
Prove it.
>>712837190
>tfw i chill with my lil sis at my flat for Thanksgiving because my parents croaked
Feels good cuddling with my imouto
So glad I killed these gay ass threads lol
>>712837596
yeah me too lol
>>712837197
Does it make you smile?
If you've never kissed your sister on the lips you're a fucking faggot
>>712837792
it makes me hungry :c
>>712837820
I used to kiss her all the time until she betrayed the capital and joined the revolutionary army.
>>712837935
pokemon sun and moon is horrible :o
>>712838038
I won't play it then
>>712838008
Quit role-playing!
Can't you read?!
>No RP/ERP of any kind
Slept, two hours later, woke up..... This is going to be rough.
>>712838129
alright fine, I've never kissed my sister on the lips.
>>712838101
wow you made a mess :o
and no I need friends to play with ;-;
>>712838196
worst magical girl
>>712838232
but you said it was bad
>>712838253
Yeah, I was waiting for you to say that.
>>712838340
it is but I play pokemon for competitive battles, that has nothing to do with the garbage single player :o
>>712837430
The only good thing about gen 4 and gen 6 were the remakes to be honest.
but 5 is indeed best.
>>712838384
Fotze.
>>712838384
sayaka is actually the worst
>>712838426
4 made battling not shit with the physical and special split :o
and 6 let me make a cute girl :3
>>712838420
I haven't played pokemon in a long time
>>712838445
Umm, alright......
>>712838449
I can't say there's a bad one. Mami is best for sure.
>incest is illegal in the US
Americans confirmed faggots
>>712838559
neither have I :o
let's become rivals!
>>712838542
Oh, right, though it mattered less when we got to 5.
That reminds me, does 7 still have the custom stuff like that?
Also what did she look like?
>>712838664
homo > koko > mom > madoka > sayaka :o
>>712838677
Well in my defense my sister is a 10.
>>712838677
is it really illegal?
I thought it was just morally questionable
>>712838729
it does and she had a cute black dress! ^-^
I wish I could be a girl and wear cute clothes ._.
>>712838755
send me your fc :o
>>712838882
I don't have one
>>712838758
Hm, at least she's center on your list.
>>712838807
Can confirm. Immediate family is illegal. Cousins are apparently A-OK in some states though. And anything further than cousins is fine legally. Thanks 'Murrica.
>>712838807
Yes, you can go to prison for incest here. Some states are lighter on it and some are more strict.
>>712838758
>homo on top
What are you fucking gay?
In a promised lie you made us believe
For many men there is so much grief
And my mind is proud but it aches with rage
And if I live too long I'm afraid I'll die
>>712838807
Yeah its illegal
In Idaho your can go to prison for life just by having sex with your willing imouto.
Sex between siblings is a-okay in my books
>>712838966
In France we can have sex with consenting family member
Its only incest if its rape.
But still illegal incest, especially with imouto is the gayest thing I've ever heard.
>>712839027
I have a crush on miku
>>712838945
get one ya dingus :o
Goodnight
>>712839115
maybe I will
>>712838966
>>712839022
>>712839111
apparently its illegal here as well
looks like i won't be able to fuck my hot sister :(
>>712839111
Again, 'Murrica. But alas, I don't have a sister, nor any cousins that I'd consider, for that matter. So it's no problem to me.
>>712838882
Oh, that's cute, what about the hair?
Perhaps you could be a trap, if you have the looks for it perhaps.
>>712839078
Nice sculpture, if you made that.
>>712839111
Checked.....
Umm, interesting "thing" you have for sisters.....
>>712839169
Sleep well.
>>712839169
sleep well and warm :o
>>712839263
she had long straight hair
and I can't be a trap because I'm not gay I just wanna wear cute clothes
>>712839306
I made it.
>>712839427
Neat.
I think I remember you. You have a bunch of those, right?
>>712839169
nice tit
>>712839497
Thirty heads, four Venuses, a leg, and a walking man. Also currently for this new mode of work, five drawings, and 15 paintings.
>>712839416
Ah, so kinda a darkish look i suppose?
You said you're pan though, to be fair.
Didn't you?
Regardless that shouldn't stop you if you, as long as you have the right looks.
>>712839647
Are those buttplugs oWo
>>712839751
I would prefer not to.
>>712839349
I love my sister and we lost our virginity to eachother! Imoutos rock!
>>712839839
how do you get them to fit?
did u train ur butthole o:
>>712839963
I would prefer not to.
>>712839940
Okay.....
>>712840068
Ayyyyy Mami.
>It's been too long since I've said that.
>>712840108
Ayy lmao.
Kill me, please.
>>712840068
IMOUTO HAS A ROCKING BODY!
>akiko
>>712840323
Mmm, nope. No can do m8! Why would I?
>>712840427
Be that as it may, still something I would keep under wraps if I was you.
>>712840430
Why thou forsaken me?...
Free me from this exhausted and excruciating experience I'm having.
>>712840644
Why? Its legal in my country.
>akiko
>>712840644
>Keeping that under wraps
Seems like something that'd be a tad difficult to be honest.
And because I have not gotten offerings of eggnog in a year!
What happened anyways?
Say goodbye to Madame Joy
Dry your eyes for Madame Joy
Wonder why for Madame Joy
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>712840742
I'm just saying, I'm no way into that, just strange to say.
>>712840788
.....
Then buy some! I think it's available everywhere now. Eggnog is good as well.
8 days of work, plus overtime. Got around 60+ hours. Now realized I bit off more than I could chew.
>>712840933
Tomorrow, right?
>>712841084
>Implying I'm not on my 6th GALLON in under 2 weeks
Jesus, that is suck. Especially with the holidays. I really hope you don't work retail....
>But hey, those MAD overtime hours
>>712841084
>this guy doesn't appreciate imoutos
What're you, gay?
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>712841249
Yes
>>712841249
>6th gallon
Well, damn.....
I need to buy some later today I guess.
If I worked retail, I wouldn't feel this horrible. I'm off for 4 days, so that is fantastic.
>MAD overtime hours
Doing that for three days; Mon, Weds, und Friday. 7 a.m to 2 a.m. on those days. I really thought of just passing out on the line, the cold didn't help my case either.
>>712841613
I do appreciate sisters, just not in the way you do.
>>712841664
Gotcha!
Sleep well?
>>712841767
It'll be time to get more after this carton is done.
>Yes, I even bring some to work
I forget, what is your job again?
>Rather work holiday retail
No, you don't. Trust me.
>>712841930
>Brought some to work.
You absolute madman!
Food plant, like, I'm the main guy that runs the cooler, where it's 10°F.
Heck no! I worked at an insurance company and working holidays sucked bad, people still called for insurance on those days. Who does that?
>>712841767
How can you not?! Do you not have a beautiful loving sister?!
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>712841930
Yeah, even got more than enough.
What are you up to? At work?
>>712842435 (cute)
A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a faggot with a 2-inch long, always-flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.
"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."
"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot. "But first I need to start a waifu claim thread on /b/. It will just take a moment."
Guys i need qt3.14 catgirl name for my FF14 Retainer. I'm at a loss.
