You hear it all the time: "He was such a NICE Guy, and she's such a Heartless Bitch for dumping him."
shota thread? shota thread.
Is this a shota thread or what?
>>712766556
i think so?
more like shit
amiright
>>712766799
woke up at like 5, probably the most reasonable time i've woken up in the past month.
>>712766848
i woke up like an hour ago because cat was continuously meowing
>>712766786
me likey
>>712766940
honestly how hard is that cat gonna cuck you?
>>712766987
i'm no scientist but i don't think it's safe to put that many pens inside your butt
or any number of pens, even.
>>712766978
it for some reason is an inside cat but always want to be outside so thats probably why
my throat hurts a lot too which is awesome
I love how this turned into a spontaneous shota thread just from some obscure comment with an anime pic.
>>712767127
yeah all cats want to go outside, even those that are too retarded and would die if they were allowed out.
take a lemsip or something, i guess.
>>712767192
it was a cute anime boy, i just assumed it was a shota thread.
>>712767195
tired as fuck too and meh
im probably going to just watch videos for a bit more
>>712767312
how much sleep'd ya get?
>>712767383
6 hours or so
>>712767444
not too bad
>>712767479
meh
rather more
>>712767607
go back to bed then
>>712767643
>same 3 pictures
I am in bed but i cant ever fall asleep
>>712767714
this is why you need to take up drinking, so you can actually fall asleep.
also blame the fact that windows has no way of randomising image order, so i have to sort by shit like date, name, image size, etc.
>>712767816
drinking if 4 faggots
>>712767643
thats a good one
>>712767916
how lame can you be, honestly
>>712767978
no u
>>712768057
pretty lame
>>712768058
sauce?
>>712768381
no u
>>712768541
yes exactly, me
give me meme
>>712768594
what meme
>>712768632
any meme
>>712768657
so get this, 3 cunts walk into a bar. and uh, they're from different nationalities. one of them gets raped and uh, the irishman says something foolish, i don't know.
>>712768712
so I guess there were muslims in the bar then
>>712768778
muslims don't drink you dummy
>>712768847
yeah but they rape
>shota thread
can we have some /ss/ please?
>>712768926
hey, everybody has to have a hobby. there's just happens to be raping people.
>>712768927
miss me with that gay shit
I'm waiting for homeworld: deserts of whatever to download.
Any of you niggers need help with anything in the meantime, etc.
>>712769007
and exploding
and raping again
the cat is hiding outside from me
Morning
If say you were to sleep in the fetal postiton would your toes be pointing straight froward from your ankles or pointing slightly downwards?
For science of course.
>>712769025
help with what
>>712769082
hey raping might be fun, can you blame them?
>>712769106
just get some other anon to take images for you for "artistic reference"
>>712769106
*position
>>712769266
Anything anon. Maybe you haven't told anyone how gay you are yet, maybe you need to know how to deal with spooky skeletons outside the window. Anything anon.
>>712769266
Eh, I've got the pose down. Just wondering what is most comfortable/typical.
>>712768462
Fairwind
>>712769464
why would i tell anybody that i'm a fag?
>>712769567
go get in bed in the foetal position then
>>712769567
Typically toes point down, don't they?
>>712769700
Well I can tell you right now that you're a fag and solve the whole thing :P
>>712769781
i'm only a half-fag though. only one person in my family knows and i'm happy keeping it that way until i get a boyfriend or something.
>>712769891
Are you me?
fug your family then
>>712770054
according to einstein, possibly.
>>712770095
sounds kinda gay
Alright, game DL'd.
I'm out, have a good friendos. Don't get too gay.
>>712770212
My own clone? Now neither of us will be virgins.
>>712769700
>go get in bed in the foetal position then
One does one doesn't for me.
>>712769718
Maybe on some people.
I have a boy that sleeps like that, I'll ask him when he get home from school.
>>712770311
bye anon
>>712770313
>One does one doesn't for me.
what the fuck does this mean
>>712770212
up your alley then
>>712770609
gonna come to qld and cuddle you ya fucking faggot
>>712770313
>that sleeps like that, I'll ask him when he get home from school.
Mods, sageru
i"ve been silent-- for*a while^^
IT feel~s so good tO be free::
::
no%one will s(top m) e
Love.the::::::::::/B/
Love.the::::::::::/B/
.the /surgeon\ Has [returned]. . . . . . . . .
>>712770704
ill take you to dreamworld when you do
>>712770311
Bye!
>>712770425
Like the leg on top my toes point straight out.
Leg on bottom toes point down like a ballerina.
>>712770850
He's eighteen thousand years old. No worries bud.
>>712771016
cute
>>712771098
(((((safest))))) place on the world
>>712771266
doesn't matter, we're totally going to dreamworld
>>712771363
drown you at wet and wild
>>712771485
sure
>>712771095
Holy baby hitler and mother teresa, you love toes and their variable directions don't you. Harassing closeted shota posters.
Your molestation exceeds the bounds of normalcy (and that really says a lot). Sage
>>712771589
should i get pizza or try mcdonalds delivery later
>>712771674
>mcdonalds delivery
since when was this a thing
>>712767547
Haven't seen that pic posted for awhile, are those yours?
>>712767895
This is FNAF, isn't it?
Of course.
>>712771895
while ago
>>712771591
Dear lord, sorry anon.
Just wanted the pic to look comfy and relaxed and not stiff.
Sorry.
>>712772312
get a grand angus boy, that shit is the best burger at maccas.
>>712772011
I wish
>>712772380
They're a bit odd, and not posting images, don't take it too rough. Also another vote for one forward and one down, bottom foot downward, top slumped over it facing forward.
>>712772636
these are some oddly specific details
>>712772636
Thanks dude, this is what I was wanting to confirm was comfy and normal.
Really cute picture by the way.
>>712767547
Eyes on blond are fantastic.
>ywn pj smooches
>>712773148
It'll happen anon, I know it.
>>712773702
wrong, i don't sleep in pyjamas.
>>712773740
Lewd.
>>712773841
sleeping naked is the best tho
>>712772729
Was just relaying what I recall mine do, oddly detailed cause I was doing that last night, unironically clutching a body pillow cause my brain wasn't being nice to me is all, nothing that would be cause to really make you think
>>712774056
>cause my brain wasn't being nice to me
why not, anon?
>>712773148
We got it last night tho, and damn,was it detailed.
That string of saliva, gg.
>>712774231
i mean in real life you dip
>>712774154
>me
>why not, anon?
He needs moar shota and/or boys.
>>712773921
>sleeping naked is the best tho
I agree but feel like that would make me feel too vulnerable.
>>712774231
>damn,was it detailed
Glad some of the details showed up. It's heart breaking to see them disappear when I cut down the file size for /b/ .
>>712774154
Not fully sure, it will attack me every now and then, just gotta push through and wait out the despondency
>>712774275
Oh, well yeah, you will, I believe in you, as jaded as you are, you will have your smooches, one day
>>712774629
>I agree but feel like that would make me feel too vulnerable.
stuffwomensay.jpg
>>712774644
what can i say, being jaded is what i'm good at. overqualified at it :^)
>>712774644
also despondency is going in the list of big words
>>712774629
It did, quite well, and the extra time on the background showed.
Was not expecting it to be a lewd as it was, a nicely unexpected twist to the gift!
>>712774833
tbh it was too lewd
>>712766091
OP here. Guys where 2 find shota pls.
>>712775088
Nearest playground
egs due
>>712775335
r u getting pizza or maccas
>>712774777
Acting that way at any rate, I still suspect your heart is more tender than you ley on, but sure, let's go with that for now. Idk, that's the word that stuck in my head when I was trying to snap out of the bad state, it's really not a big or obscure word.
Also, although I did like the surprise, I do have to agree a bit that it might've been improved by being more cuddly and sweet, rather than risque
>>712775391
i had some toast but i dont know but ill decide later
i also have sausages i need to cook
>>712775421
stop being in such a bad state of mind you autist
seiposters smh
>>712775482
nice what'd u have on the toast
>>712775590
just peanut butter because didnt feel like much and my throat is death
>>712774644
I love love these kinds of pictures. So fucking cute. Was working on one for someone but things kind of fell apart. Anyway, super cute.
>>712774777
>stuffwomensay.jpg
You're very lucky we aren't in the same country.
>>712774833
Ah, I'm glad to hear it. I have a problem with making things lewd every time .
>>712774898
You'll have less lewd things coming, promise.
>>712775693
u got any strepsils or some shit?
>>712775706
>You're very lucky we aren't in the same country.
lucky? are you sure?
i"ve been silent-- for*a while^^
IT feel~s so good tO be free::
::
no%one will s(top m) e
Love.the::::::::/B/
Love.the::::::::/B/
.the / / surgeon \ \ Has [returned]. . . . . . . .
Is it just me or are does cuteness of Shota transcend desire to want to fuck men?
>>712775983
thank you mr. surgeon
>>712775590
What can I say, I bork from time to time, sorry. Working on it and am doing better now.
You guys did help me indirectly calm down last night, was nice to see ui and genks are still around, you ausposters kinda behaved yourselves, and we got our pj smooches.
>>712775706
It's an old meme, look up "special feeling" there are tons of versions of it. Sorry your thing fell through tho. Also it was still balanced, the pic, if there had been undie tenting it would've had to go in a different folder, seis open shirt and reiji's crop tank tho..
>>712775863
Leave me be.
>>712776479
>and we got our pj smooches.
one day... :^)
>>712776555
no
>>712776479
>"special feeling"
I'm aware of it!
I have many versions saved.
>Sorry your thing fell through tho
It's OK I would have finished it anyways but it was with two characters I liked being together but didn't prefer. Really bogged down at the time.
>pic related
>seis open shirt and reiji's crop tank tho..
Yeah, when I did that I knew reijifag would be disappoint.
>>712776894
i'm always disappointed in SOMETHING you people do, but idk why i'd be disappointed about that.
Good shota break, back to work. <3 you gays.
2lewd4u
>>712777466
go on steam at some point so i can harass you some more you faggot
>>712777466
Have a good day!
its only 9am
fucking kill me
>>712778161
thinking of going to get lunch soon maybe
what do you suggest
>>712778265
poison
if they dont have that, fish and chips
>>712766091
homosexual child pornography thread? god damnit.
>inb4 all the pedos respond trying to justify their sick, sick, obsession with looking at naked children
>>712778324
no chippie at the place i'm going
>>712778332
but i'm not a fan of the naked ones, i just like the cute non-lewd images
>>712778332
Then why'd you come 'ere ay?
>>712778611
they got rat poison?
>>712778678
probably at woolies yeah
>>712778265
Eggs on toast with a lil' pepper and perhaps a baked potato for extra carbohydrate.
>>712778748
get that
drink the coolaid
>>712778830
poached right?
>>712778879
i think it's spelt koolaid
and anyway, at the jonestown massacre they drank flavoraid, not koolaid.
>>712778987
drink the cordial
>>712778265
>posting fish in a shota thread
>>712779082
that's more australian
>>712779102
i'll stick a fish in your ass you fucking faggot
>>712779146
im so fucking bored
I cant wait for the new PoE league on the 3rd
>>712779225
should i make an account before the 3rd then or what
>>712779433
doesnt matter. I'd suggest playing through the first difficulty once before then and get an idea of the game
I'm off to go do things.
I'll see you guys later.
>>712779540
aight maybe
>>712779551
bye anon
>>712779614
new leagues are best time to play because everyone is on a new character
but less effective if you have no idea how to play
>>712779745
yea i dig it
>>712780011
OW is cheap for black friday sales
should get it too
>>712780332
i know for a fact my computer couldn't run it
>>712780396
fat cunt of a pc
>>712780479
is this a bad omen
>>712780516
i don't play new games so my pc doesn't need to be good
>>712780546
why not
>>712780750
because i'm ironically nostalgic for games from a time i didn't even live through
>>712780833
but yeah get a good computer
>>712780965
i'm a povo cunt
>>712781025
how old are you
>>712781111
we're all 18 here, faggotry. you know that.
>>712781151
nah legit
>>712781195
we're all 18 here, faggotry. you know that.
>>712781253
...
>>712781308
don't ... me
>>712781362
answer the question you snake
>>712781400
18
>>712781025
>>712781151
>>712781253
>>712781362
>still posting fish in a shota thread
>>712781431
fuck you
>>712781400
He's 42.
>>712781477
probs aye
>>712781447
so which one do you want in your butt, a carp or a bass?
>>712781473
yeah you would like to
>not putting shota in OP
you almost made me miss a shota thread faggot
>>712781852
Not recognizing past images posted.
You don't deserve to be here.
>>712781852
well i mean it wasn't originally meant to be a shota thread, we just kind of appropriated it.
>>712781917
fight me fag
>>712781946
fair enough, that's why I love (you) anon
>>712782382
there are too many people in these threads that claim to love me, i swear.
>>712782436
Nice problem to have bud.
>>712782835
it honestly is a problem
>>712782868
How?
>>712782436
no problem
>>712782924
cause i never know who the fucking anons are
>>712782989
Oh, Ok.
>>712783066
u too
>>712782989
My name is Ja'far
>>712783127
please join the rest of my fans in the foyer for the 'people that love me' meeting
Ei garoto, você não fica triste por nunca ter feito sexo?
>eu sim...
>>712767192
Underrated Post
>>712783312
i rated it
>>712783227
you'll be lining up in my queue
>>712783365
only if ur cute
>>712783097
>>712783422
I'm hairy so I'll just go cry then, fuck these genes
>>712783475
>cucked my genetics
just be masculine as fuck
>>712783538
fuck no, I'll be a cute hairy boy and I'll make it work god fucking damnit
>>712783783
>cute hairy boy
not gonna work, sorry.
if you can't be a cute boy just fuck the cute boys instead
>>712783850
I'll do both and you cant stop me
>>712784232
it's a fact, you can't be a hairy cute boy.
All these actual kids are kind of creeping me out tbh
Threadly reminders:
1) Killugon is #1.
2) Reiji and Sei are trash.
3) You should never wear socks, but if you must, nothing longer than ankle socks and preferably black.
4) Always do the top-button of your button down shirts.
>>712784411
just ignore the 3dpd posters.
>>712784412
literally everything you said is wrong. don't feel smug just because we didn't call you ugly.
>>712784412
>ankle socks and preferably black.
The only thing I'm on board with here.
>>712784268
Sauce?
>>712784490
DELETE THIS
>>712784021
Cutest in Love Actually, though I'd fuck him now. His sexiness transcends.
>>712784523
on the image or the fact
>>712784538
But they are so lewd and sexy anon.
>>712784486
I'm smug AND cute.
>>712784632
you are WRONG, anon, WRONG!
>>712784672
Ok. Prove it.
>>712784660
i wouldn't say cute but you weren't as ugly as 99% of posters.
maybe slightly good looking.
>>712784700
my opinion is correct and yours is wrong. that's all i need to say.
what was the purpose of this thread
>>712784604
The fact
>>712784730
I mean that was a three year old pic with face paint and white hair spray hair imitating an animated bear.
I'm still cute though.
You're ugly.
>>712784745
the fact is i'm right and you're not
>>712784804
fact.
>>712784411
Just wait. They'll grow on you. Then you'll start searching for them on your own. Then you'll start looking at real kids differently. Can't control the erections. Can't go into public...
May as well just drop the whole thing. Leave shota behind.
>>712784873
post a newer pic and i'll rate you
also don't be rude, i didn't call you ugly :(
>>712784878
>fact.
Ok anon.
>>712784922
Dude I don't think so don't be a fucking creep.
>>712784930
I don't need your judgment.
>>712785035
but you do
>>712784873
I thought you were cute anon.
>>712785087
T-thanks.
>>712785158
Np :3
Typically keep your hair that short?
i reckon shota posters are on average the best looking /b/ posters. the ones that i've seen, at least. (and i'm ofc handsome as fuck)
>>712785263
I have a mohawk.
But with the hair around my head still.
Not really a fohawk because I have short and curly hair and its shitty and terrible but a mohawk I use a flat iron to straighten for the sake of not having an ugly generic buzz cut.
>>712784549
He's pretty cute. But as he gets older, you can tell he'll turn out just like macaulay culkin. Cuteness diminishes :(
>>712785403
>fohawk
you mean faux hawk?
>>712785343
>i reckon shota posters are on average the best looking /b/ posters
can confirm
>(and i'm ofc handsome as fuck)
Pics you slut.
>>712785403
>ugly generic buzz cut
Aw I know how it is to live with curly hair. fml
but buzz cuts are cute as fuck.
>>712785573
why would i be retarded enough to post pictures of my face online
>>712785343
how did you see people in here anon?
>>712785615
alright dick then
>>712785689
3 have posted their faces in threads in the past, i've seen others from message apps and such.
>>712785573
I really don't like buzz cuts. They're on almost every guy everywhere and I've gotten tired of them.
S-sorry.
>>712785802
Oh cool
>>712785818
No no I mean you do you man.
You'd just look cute with one if you had to have one.
>>712785979
Mom keeps telling me to get one.
I really like having the mohawk / fohawk / faux hawk though.
Even if it looks bad somedays, I just like having that spiky hair in the middle. (My Mohawk doesn't go from top to back, just top to top back of head)
Maybe when I get the confidence I'll post a recent picture, but for now I will just do the threadly reminders and bully Reiji / Sei fag.
>>712786303
i can understand bullying me, but only i'm allowed to bully seifag.
>>712786303
I bet your faux hawk is cute is fuck anon.
You don't have to post but of course are more than welcome to.
>>712786378
I don't know what's the difference.
You're the one that posts every single day, asks people for pics but never posts your own, and posts Reiji / Sei. I refer to you as Reiji / Sei fag.
>>712786552
but i'm not a sei fag
i just post him ironically
>>712786515
T-thanks.
>>712786659
I'll just call you Reiji fag then.
>>712786751
better.
seifag is the one that never actually posts sei any more
>>712786692
Np cutie
>>712787317
hah gay
