ITT its 100 AD in Rome
singles are Plebian
dubs are Patrician
Trips are Demigod
Quads are Diety
>>712762550
where the fuck are equites, what the hell are you thing you fucking moron, back to the drawing board with you
>>712762726
someone's mad that they are only a pleb
more realistically:
singles: slaves
dubs: freed men
trips: plebian
quads: patrician
>>712762871
hey fuck you pleb, the equites were a major part of the roman class system, punk ass bitches thinking it's no big deal providing a horse for the army
>>712762990
dont make me get my gladius
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>>712763167
MFW I snatch up all you slave faggots to work the lands at my villa
>>712763292
why dont you pull that pilum out your ass first Pleb
>>712763292
get a load of this plebian ass fuck who has no idea what rights plebians had
>>712762550
I AM NOT A PLEB
Rolling for roman citizenship
>>712763477
shit guys it the aristocrates
>>712762550
TRIPS
>>712763477
WELL! LOOK WHO THINKS HES FANCY BECAUSE HES LEGALLY ALLOWED TO WEAR A TOGA, LA-DE-FUCKING-DA
>>712763536
pleb
>>712763569
I call to order a bill to ban this faggot because of his blatant public displaying homosexuality of 69ing
>>712763397
tell that to my gladius, faggot!
ROLLING FOR PRAETORIAN TRIBUNE
>>712763780
look at this guy thinking romans didnt shag every butthole they could get there dicks in
>>712763530
>shit guys it the aristocrates
> it the aristocrates
looooooooooool
>>712762550
I hope I get pleb
>>712762550
roll
>>712763803
lel gladius
who even fights of foot anymore, plebians are so funny, why dont you go bury your Pilum in your battle buddies armour
Well, about 2000 years ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit 15 million denarii from my uncle who molested me when i was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and proscriptions and shit, It's official. I am the richest person in the empire. A lot of you proletariat were begging for shit from the last time, but i may make someones day right now. Post your slave on the via appia with a sign about why you deserve shit.
roll
>>712762550
Pleb roll
>>712762550
I have always been and forever will be a patron and a scholar.
ALRIGHTY BITCHES JUPITER IS JUMPING IN HERE
>>712762550
Carpe Diem faggots
>>712762550
>rolling
>>712764522
Hello my fellow non-pleb
>>712764167
why don't I fuck you up with my ballista
>>712762550
roll for peasent
>>712764588
Good day to you sir, the plebs are running wild today arn't they
What the heck did you just fucking say about me, you little pleb? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Praetorian Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Carthage, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guarding the emperor and I’m the top guardsman in the entire Senatus Populsque Romanus. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Imperial Europa, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the glorious empire? Think again, bitch. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of frumentarii across the SPQR and your Familia is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, tiro. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare gladius. Not only am I extensively trained in testudo, but I have access to the entire formations of the Praetorian Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable littlus dickus off the face of Europa, you little cuck. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you unworthy kike. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, tiro.
>>712764739
haha yes, look at this pleb
>>712764803
fucking cunts mate
I'll take those odds
>>712764867
oh such a silly slave he is claiming to be Praetorian. Doesn't he know he needs Roman Citizenship first.
Patrician of the Glens Iulius here, here is a sculpture of my head
Where are my fucking chickens?
>>712765163
this guy doesnt know plebs were citizens, kek
>>712765163
He also thinks he's trained enough to fight Carthage
Bring me my wine.
>>712765049
Good pleb
>>712762550
check these singles
Triarii
>>712762550
no fucking way i can ever be a patrician, pleb life for me forever.
Fuck this gay earth
Rollin'
Alright brothers I believe it is time to announce my candidacy for Consul
>>712765955
Ah, another patrician joins
check out my new sandals with straps that go up to my knees
>>712762550
Roll for the Empire
Only deity here
>>712766096
Those are nice sandals fam
Look at my new 8 years old fleshlight
Greek belongs to the nords
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Deity
>>712766477
ah fellow Patrician would you like to come to my opium fueled orgy later
>>712766687
Only if my kid comes with me
>100AD
>Being a pleb
ayyyyyy riedo
>>712767137
the more the merrier
gg
>>712762550
pleb roll
rollerex maximus
RiseUp
>>712762550
Fake Jews are the Synagogue Of Satan
Titus, bring me my bread.
Tfw you can sense the dubs but captcha is fucking you over
Diety get
>>712767273
Let's party tomorrow then
But now i have to got to sleep
Next morning i have to work in the coliseum
Ya know, roman stuff
See you guys
Roma Invicta et esferica
Rolling
roll
>>712762550
BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS
DEUS KEK
>>712762550
bow to me
>>712768022
oh the irony, your a sophist arn't you?
>>712768022
Fucking irony
>>712762550
Whats up, plebs
What use are quads to a god?
>>712762550
Jupiter's digits get
I am Hitler
Rolling for being a Titan.
Your god has arrived
>>712762550
A new God rises
>>712762550
rolling for /патриций/
>>712768403
The God of Plebe
I am god
>>712762550
Guess im a pleb
>>712762550
gib ur womanz plebs
Look at me. I'm a demigod.
Welcome me as your new god; Eddie Murphy
>>712762550
Rollollol
>>712762550
Roll
Dollldldl
diety here
>>712768881
so close
>>712762550
Preparing for glory...
.t T.O.A.N.
>>712762550
Plebian it is, I'd wager.
Roll
ayyy
roll
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>>712765193
Any man who must say
, "I am the king" is no true king
>>712762550
Jupiter, king of the heavens
praise kek
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
rolling for dubs...
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
>>712762550
worship me heathens
>>712762550
what am i
>>712762550
i can bes free?
>>712762550
rollliinnnn
I AM YOUR NEW DIETY. FEAR ME
>>712762550
Rolling. May the gods shine blessings upon me.
Bow to motha fuckin Zeus nigga
Captain Koons: Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully...you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you.
most faggoty pleb reporting in
why are you faggot plebs sowing the fields, begging for bread?
>>712762550
Roll 4 pleb
>>712762550
Im a god nigga
roll
>>712762550
is she gonna suck my dick?
This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's war watch and he wore it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed -- along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. (holds it up, long pause) This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something.
look mom im a pleb
plebs must work my fields
>>712762550
BOW TO ME
roll
rolling
>>712771560
His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
god of fagets
hope i'm a plebian boislave
fuck this thread
>>712762550
Pleb here, sir!
Deus vult
trriippsss
>>712762550
Ahhh yes power overwhelming
Poor little pleb passing by
pls no plebelino
>>712772945
that's the gayest image ive ever seen
Roll
I say fucking traps is not gay
why don't you check these numbers?
Ego Imperator sum
Plaudite, fellatores!
>>712762550
Roll
Rome was great under my rule.
Mia Wallace: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special, when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
>>712762550
you all know me
>>712762550
Every Roman is equally worthless to me
>>712762550
You all are SCUM
Rolling
>>712762550
Roll
>>712762550
Rollin
Roll
>>712762550
So many plebs
hmmm
Jules: [Vincent and Jules are cleaning the inside of the car which is covered in blood] Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
Jules: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!
Roll
Roll
>>712762550
>No legionaries
>no pretorians
>no barbarian slaves
>no emperor
>no senators
fuck you anon, get gud at history
>>712775015
Pulp fiction quotes are on point tho
rln
>>712762550
qads get
>>712762550
rollo
diety incoming
rolllll
quads get
Aliens man
wat
Roll
Deus Vult
>>712762550
I wanna be Bacchus.
>>712762550
I must roll for my destiny
>>712776572
TFW pleb
Let's see
Rolll
Lmao rollin
>>712762550
Checkem
Rool
Bow before me, fellow plebs.
rollo
>>712762550
Fucking pleb
