Getting pegged by my super cute female friend tonight. Ask me anything.
Add me on kik... show me pics and tell me how it felt, my wife wants to do this
>>712741306
getting fisted by a girl while she gives a bj feels better IMHO. you agree?
warm or cool water for the prep?
>>712741386
Warm.... Why ever cold =(
>>712741386
ewwwwwww
>>712741306
How big is the dildo? You done it before?
>>712741368
OP: How about I add your wife on kik
how does it feel to have a cock in your ass
i bet you like it you fucking faggot
>>712741446
OP: We have three of different sizes we're going to try. Yes I've already used them
kys degenerate FAGGOT
>>712741381
ugly as fuck
>pic related is what you should do
I would like to see what you consider super cute. Also, dam.
>>712741651
different strokes for different folks
I love my girls hairy, I love how fluff feels
>>712741416
ever drink a cool drink really fast and enjoy the sensation of it in your stomach, like that but in your ass
>>712741711
her face though
looks like she got beat on with an ugly stick
>>712741676
Not going to share face, but here is her body
>be OP
>get hanged on the Day of the Rope
lmao watch out cuckboi
>>712741764
she is a total butterface I agree
No question just wanted to say enjoy yourself man.
>>712741812
accurate
>getting literally fucked by a chick
OP should fuck himself in the throat with 9mm
>>712741951
Just and FYI, this hairy vag guy is not OP
>>712741951
fuck that she's a butterbody too
just a general fucking shitty body and face
poor taste
Make sure you say thank you mommy.
>>712742028
>more than one conversation in one thread overwhelms me
>>712741306
Have you come out yet
>>712741711
You like your girls hairy because you can only get/fuck fat chicks that are too big to reach their own pussy to shave it
>>712742171
of course!
>>712741713
kek
>>712742196
I'm on to your shit... Once you fuck a bald pussy you'll never go back
>>712742171
this
>>712742276
come on, how old are you?! different people like different things
>>712741803
>re is her bod
Hey thanks, and yeah, she looks like she would be cute from that angle.
>>712742350
>>>/reddit/
>>712742028
OP didnt answer my question. Its my right to destroy his thread
>>712742472
>tion just wanted to say enjoy
The one on the left had me on my knees drinking her piss and pegging me after a month of living in my apartment.
>>712742600
Want to do it on cam so I can watch?
>>712741306
Pic of girl?
>>712742504
literally looks like a mans dick and legs what the fuck
How does knowing you're about to basically have a dick in your ass feel? Knowing that if you like it you probably would like yhe real thing wich would make you bisexual
>>712742712
Already been posted
>>712741676
Who is this???
>>712741306
why are you such a faggot?
>>712742767
you mean homosexual
bisexual is a shitty meme for special snowflakes
>>712742742
>no balls
isnt a man
Yes goyim, embrace your feminine side by taking your girlfriend's big cock up your ass
>>712742767
This.
Basically it means you're a fag who is confused to the point where you view females as his superiors. If you weren't fucked in the head, you'd be into guys.
>>712742948
your*
>>712742504
Disgusted but aroused.
>>712742600
>drinking piss
what the fuck? seek psychiatric help.
>>712742627
>>712742925
i said looks like a man you fucking retard
>>712743008
I would bet real money that his parents are crazy religious.
>>712742982
its big enough for pegging
>pic related
its OP
>>712743008
you do anything for fun in your life?
I ate my gfs shit before anal her
>>712741306
what does she use on you?
My girl pegs me with a feeldoh.
And whoever says its gay obviously hasnt tried it. You could literally have multiple orgasms of that shit.
>>712743008
>s knowing you're about to basically have a dick in yo
It's a humiliation thing, what's your problem?
>>712742767
You wouldn't happen to live in a trailer would you? Also, with that logic now i'm worried. A finger accidently slipped in my ass when I was wiping. I hope I don't turn gay now
>>712741306
how did you talk her into it?
Can i come
You bleach your asshole?
>>712741651
source info on teh gif?
holy shit, you are so going to therapy when you're older and trying to figure out what went wrong.
please tell us why you want to be fucked in the ass, like a girl, and how this is totally not gay because it's only about orgasm.
also preferably an rant about how i'm just an sad, old man & doesn't get laid.
>>712743155
>>>/pol/
nice projecting, I bet you secretly enjoy penis. no need to be so insecure about your sexuality <3
>>712743335
nothing better than a prostate massage, great orgasm
not everyone is unstable as you
>>712743322
idk
just some shit i saved from /b/ or /pol/ or something like a year ago
some faggot shot himself in the head with a flare gun
>>712741508
>how does it feel to have a cock in your ass
Like warm bags of sand.
>>712742635
this?
>>712743453
a man who wants his prostate stimulated, instead of the cock, is the unstable one. if i want my ass to feel good, i take a shit
>>712743453
>nothing better than a prostate massage, great orgasm
Lucky you. I have never been able to get that to work even slightly.
>>712743602
If you enjoy shitting, you'll love the D. Just saiyan.
>>712743602
>if i want my ass to feel good, i take a shit
what the fuck kind of shits do you take
>>712743699
no, i'm not sick in the head. the ass is a sewage pipe.
>>712743919
huge ones. nothing beats processing a good meal into a brown log of excrement. the toilet is my throne
>>712743335
>implying homosexuality is directly correlated to enjoying anal stimulation
You do know that a lot of gay men doesn't even like anal stimulation, right?
Thinking that enjoyment of a prostate massage is equal to gay tendencies is the same as thinking that someone who likes rice must be of asian descendance.
>>712743602
Kind a weird judging someone when you enjoy shitting this much
>>712741306
Why don't you do it with a man? I mean - you are a obviously closeted gay or bi guy. Besides, hot dick and a hot load of cum feel so much better than a dildo.
>>712741508
nothing a man and a women do sexually can be gay
>>712743176
>you do anything for fun in your life?
yes, what does that have to do with anything?
>eating shit
if you find this fun you certainly need profesional help.
>>712743181
>multiple orgasms
you've never had multiple orgasms from your dick? you poor widdle faggot.
>>712743182
problem is you're killing your liver over some delusion of power play, when there are plenty of other methods of doing so which wont cost tax payers and someones health.
Until a couple of years back I was the same: saying it was gays etc. A couple of experiences later, I can say: you haven't had sex until you've had an anal orgasm.
>>712741951
what is this shit
do you like fucking monkeys, anon?
>>712744358
no, only homo sapiens
>>712744112
wtf
>>712743181
Faggot.
>>712744142
>>712744458
it's a non-sexual pleasure, like training. you can't pitch a tent from torquing a cable.
>>712744303
exept liking justin bieber. And have sex with the same sex
>>712741306
provide evidence or screw off. Im interested in what type of girl would be into this gay fantasy.
You're a bitch hands down if you've done this. You are a girl and now have a boi pussi.
>>712744346
that guys dick looks like the one on a dog (don't ask how i know dog dick)
>>712744303
That's actually remarkably well put
>>712744346
is his penor OK
>>712744346
good for you
but just as before you hated it, you are still a fag after.
>>712744303
these are they gay no-no's of relationships
>pegging
>gender swap
>cuckolding
>female dominance
>roleplay that isn't rapeplay
>cande lights dinners with kenny g music
my gf told me I gave her an orgasm from anal. girls have no prostate. Did she lie to me or does this happen?
>>712745312
chicks can orgasm from being dominated. all women wants to treated like whores in bed
>>712744977
Yup, Im such a fucking homo.
>>712745587
nice armpits
>>712745312
Can happen, no problem. Some girls orgasm easier from anal than from vaginal sex. Depends totally on the girl. Just like some girls will squirt after 3 minutes of G-spot stimulation and others take more than half an hour of careful clit nursing to cum.
>>712745687
>>712744112
>no, i'm not sick in the head
>nothing beats processing a good meal into a brown log of excrement
ok, so which one is it
>>712745312
They have sense buds
>>712746044
I do more anal than normal sex, lick her ass all the time. Can her never do the same for me :/
>your pic related
>>712744451
>homosexuals*
fixed it for you
>>712741306
Why haven't you either seen a psychiatrist for your mental illness or at the very least killed yourself to save your family the trouble of having to deal with your pathetic self?
>>712746201
this is the oldest bad joke ever
get an education, learn some latin
>>712746259
it was a joke, chill
>>712746072
so you're afraid of poo, how does that work? do you wipe your own ass?
>>712745312
>girls have no prostate
but they do... it's just not some jizz producing thing
also this
>>712745502
>chicks can orgasm from being dominated. all women wants to treated like whores in bed
>>712744339
what make you think that drinkin some piss would fuck up your liver?
>>712746091
>They have sense buds
I think they're called nerve endings.
>>712746366
a Proff told me in university, you can do it 2 to 3 times before its too salty, do it when you are without water emergency
>>712746366
>what make you think that drinkin some piss would fuck up your liver?
what makes you think drinking piss wouldn't fuck up your body?
>eating/drinking human waste
>non poisonous
pick one.
>>712745197
Youre a virgin
>>712746357
it's called "not looking forward taking a shit"
seriously, how do you even think that's remotely normal
How pathetic it must be to feel so submissive and inferior that you want to be dominated. To give up the cold sense of masculinity to be a fucking spineless fool that lets any problem get it his way because its "rude" or "embarrassing." You betray the testosterone that gives you the courage to be a man. I wouldn't spit on you.
>>712741306
will you at least get to cum deep inside her cute pussy
>>712741306
how are you prepping?
have you done it before?
If you are almost 70 years old like me, you will do almost anything to get those hemorrhoids back where they belong. Btw, old farts can ask young nurses all kinds of pervert questions - just stay sharp enough to recognize any positive answer.
>>712746488
yeah but you do realize that he doesn't drink just that?
It's not some kind of survival situation, if she's well hydrated and hasnt infection you could drink it everyday
>>712746620
piss ain't poisonous if you don't have an infection or special medical condition.
wouldn't drink any piss still but it's not harmful
>>712746664
unlike you, you buffed, alpha-male-adonis. you must be dripping in pussy. i bet got tons of girlsfriends
>>712746760
so how long have you suffered from coprophobia? does it affect your daily life?
>>712741803
her picture is on the mirror dumbass
>>712747115
Your attitude towards "alphaness" clearly shows that youve even held hands with a girl without her thinking you're gay
>>712747040
yes, it is.
>>712747115
thats like saying I am scared of dicks because I dont enjoy sucking them
nice logic
>>712747410
proof?
>>712741306
So, basically you're a faggot who likes it in the ass.
>>712747273
>on the mirror
all i see are fuckhuge feet
could likely be mistaken for bunny ears instead of feet
>>712747543
Dont need it
>>712747380
that is good projecting indeed. so how many girls have you been with, studmuffin? you're clearly a superior example of the male gender.
>>712747422
so you associated me talking about shit with dicks? that is interesting, do you have a secret desire of getting shit on your dick or maybe you want to shit on someone else's...
>>712747543
Their is a reason why your body gets rid of pee, it's because your kidneys filter out water from liquids harmful to your body.
>>712747638
>using free association
what are you freud or something? you do realize freud is literally one of the worst psychologists ever
>>712741306
fucking faggot
get the fuck out
>>712747638
Now you're a virgin and a pretentious retard rofl
>>712747745
so that association made you upset. what exactly did you upset with that particular association? why do you act so defensive?
>>712747706
It's not poisonous, but it is stressful on your body to try and re-filter the waste product. If you could filter the piss before drinking it, it would be completely safe for consumption.
>>712747855
>>712747745
and one of the first to actually document human behavior
animals too.
>>712742600
Nice man
>>712747745
not completely. he got some things right, many things wrong. He did teach us much. You just have to know things we know today too
>>712748023
>Clit
Thats a man that has had surgery.
>>712747932
i bet you had sex numerous time. can you please describe the sensation of sex for me, kind sir? i'm just a virgin who has absolutely no experience of ramming my cock balls deep into a chick
>>712748155
Idiot
>>712741306
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgBnDeMi1z8
>>712747855
>>712741306
loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODMUbe7J-I&t
>>712744458
That fucken file name lul
>>712748191
Nah, just telling the truth.
>>712748168
Yeah i know you are
>>712748407
you couldn't even define truth
>>712748152
>>712748029
just because I said he was one of the worst doesnt mean he didnt accomplish anything.
it reminds me of that one quote "what is original about freud's ideas is not good and what is good about freud's ideas is not original"
>>712748508
> literally one of the worst psychologists
> literally
kys
>>712748587
>one of the worst
>one of
I didnt say THE worst
>>712748508
slander, feminist propaganda
>>712747621
nice mindset
>>712741548
this
>>712747984
>why do you act so defensive
>implying I shouldnt be act defensively when posting anything on 4chan
or maybe its my paranoia speaking (sarcasm)
>inb4 that wasnt sarcasm it was you admitting your true nature
>>712748636
I didnt say you did
and dont tell me I did say you did say I did say you did
>>712748651
what now
>>712746620
But bat shit is a delicacy.
>>712748792
I didnt say you did say that earlier, I just misunderstood the point you were trying to make
>>712748881
forgive me, I have only trolling to entertain me, I am a nihilist
>>712748008
it's not that stressful
your kidney just do their things to keep the blood pressure and electrolyte right.
Furthermore it's not going right in your bloodstream.
Honestly thaught it was bait all those people thinking drinking pee is poisonous, turn out they just don't know or want to know shit.
There's a shitload of people drinking pee everyday for some suposed health benefits and they are perfectly fine (lot ot them german)
If you don't rely only on pee to drink and don't have desease it wont hurt you.
>>712741306
Who approached who? I want to do this so bad to my bf but I'm way too shy to even talk about it with him.
>>712748747
sarcasm is a typical defense mechanism. what do you have to be defensive about? are you hiding something perhaps, something that makes you feel ashamed?
>>712749037
mum made me do it when I was young and ill. I am german. Now i know its bs newage crap
>>712741306
MAKE SURE TO CLEAN OUT YOUR ASS. Use a enema about 2 hours before
>>712741306
no beans on the day before. I normally it Nothing for 24 hrs
>>712749108
>sarcasm is a typical defense mechanism
>literally inb4'd that
>>712741306
Answer me honestly, OP. Do you ever feel pathetic for letting a girl dominate you like that? I don't know if I'd be able to get past my pride if the opportunity ever came up.
>>712746858
Yes. I have some plans for her when we're done pegging
I really want to try a prostate vibrator. Is that the first step to getting pegged?
>>712741803
If you are who you say you are, I'm 90% sure I know you both.
Because I absolutely know that scar and that room.
>>712746912
Warm enema, passing before. And using dildo myself first so I can be comfortable going fast on myself before she gets here so she won't have to worry about being slow or cautious
>>712749321
so why do you have this need of hiding behind greentext? afraid your regular words aren't good enough?
>>712747273
Have fun with your 20 pixels from years ago
>>712749583
its the proper 4chan format. anymore questions, mr. certified psychologist?
>>712749078
I brought it up, but we both knew the other was kinky and willing to do either role. I had 110 percent confidence she would say yes
>>712749116
yeah but it's not harmful
>>712749390
Considering I'm also going to tie her to my bed and use a Hitachi on her till she cries... No. I don't feel bad.
>>712741711
Oh god give me a machete because we need to whack that bush motherfucker.
>>712747543
try drinking piss yourself you stupid fucking degenerate.
>>712749037
>hurr durr it'll make you sick if you drink it
>not poison
it's the literal definition of poison right there dumbfuck.
why are you trying to convince people on th einternet drinking pee wont make you sick? do you have a piss fetish and want others to embrace your degenerate and destructive lifestyle?
or do you just hate the world and want people to suffer any possible way?
>>712749516
Haha yes. I'm not even ashamed. Do you have kik?
>>712749836
So it's equal between you two? Okay.
>>712745197
100% virgin post
>>712749516
Although I've never met any of her friends soooooo...
>>712749870
I'm just a med student and I'm sick of false knoweldge
>>712741803
You need a door stop dude. 5 mins of effort will stop you destroying that wall
>>712749959
then maybe you should stop spreading it, yea?
go drink piss, or y'kno do some reading on the subject and realize there are serious detrimental health effects to that shit.
>>712749516
Are you a guy or girl?
Got your poppers ready?
Bump
Bump
>>712746231
>>712746394
No no they are now sense buds
>>712744303
except if she fucks you, i wonder what it feels like getting fucked by male organ... maybe littlebit gay?
>>712741711
holy fuck
what the fuck is that
>>712746620
just fyi for future reference pee is sterile
>>712752930
its called a woman
>>712743498
Confirmed kek
>>712753109
disgusting*
body hair is disgusting, doesnt matter if man or woman
>>712753182
ಠ_ಠ degenerate
>>712753387
im the degenerate? sure thing. enjoy your sweaty body hair
>>712753427
I do, Sir
its called bliss
>>712745312
Obviously she's gay. People who enjoy anal stimulation of any kind are super-gay.
>>712742504
thats_a_penis.gif
>>712754509
kek
