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Claim your celebrity wife, once someone picks her, she's gone, so be quick.
I pick Natalie Portman.
Dubs to steal.
Rowan Blanchard claimed
Arianna grande
>>712738663
Emma Watson because I have a temper and beat women and she deserves that
>>712738663
>>712738663
Monica Bellucci claimed....
Saorise Ronan.
Kat Dennings claimed!
Betty white claimed
Scarlett Johansson claimed
Amy Schumer
Kaley claimed
Yvonne claimed
My Kenzie.
>>712740313
funny and sexy. a rare mix.
Olivia Munn claimed
>>712740826
yep
dreama
Eva Green claimed
>>712740826
was so much hotter in Mass Effect 2...
Camren Bicondova
Denise Richards claimed
>>712741061
ayy lmao
>>712741040
pretty badass in 24 Live Another Day with a ponytail later in the season
>>712741128
>>712741061
>>712741234
>>712741290
>>712741061
>>712740856
She's really smart, and funny too.
Every time I hear her talk about her vagina I seriously lose my shit.
>>712741040
She looked pretty hot in Dexter
Jennifer Lawrence claimed!
>>712741392
That's because Dexter mounted her.
Gaga.
>>712741474
Danke
>>712741474
Don't be so nice. The world won't give you anything back for it.
>>712741524
>>712741537
Had he known you were German, he wouldn't have done it.
her gene do u realize she is 37 now?
>>712738740
Top tier wife right there.
>>712741524
>>712741618
good choice anon
>>712740946
good taste
>>712741104
11/10 but also 11/10 bitch
Maisie claimed.
>>712741633
You smell like butt
>>712738663
Hailee
>>712741699
>>712741661
Su-Metal is also good
Metal resistance is one of two albums released this year I liked
Fast fast fast.
I mean it's destiny for me to pick Dove.
>>712738740
Good choice.
>>712741234
claimed
>>712741772
>>712740180
Attempting to steal
>>712741820
Mine.
>>712741800
ty same to you
>>712741892
>>712741756
fuck you. she's mine.
>>712741941
forgot image...
>>712741783
You pick a qt pie Rowan as a wife and like Metal Resistance, you have excellent taste, anon. I approve of you.
>>712741040
Tali is the best in mass effect, miranda looks like a transexual michael jackson
Michelle Trachtenberg
>>712741843
>>712738663
Ruby Rose Claimed
Hodor claimed
>>712742066
truer words have never been spoken! fucking A right she is!
>>712741941
>>712742005
Np and thanks aswell.
>>712742114
>>712741843
>>712741772
>>712741699
Cara Delevingne CLAIMED
Surudenise claimed. Mai YTfu
>>712741371
She's a fat cow with 1/10 face with a pile makeup and she can't be too smart, she's a dipshit feminist. Obviously she isn't fit, which is what smart people do for themselves because it's the smart thing to do.
Back to the thread. I'm going with Rachel Cook. Purely based on looks.
>>712742160
image, gif, or webm is required
Ruby Rose is claimed.
>>712742294
>being this afraid and intimidated by strong, empowered, sexually confident women
Classic neckbeard behavior.
Clara Mamet
>>712742194
She doesn't have any of those characteristics other than the thin lip.
Allison Mack claimed
Riri.
>>712742313
Body is awkward as fuck
>>712741978
Who is this? She looks like her Mom had one too many glasses of wine before giving birth.
>>712742210
Hnnnggg
>>712742440
Literally has them all but the ears. (Can't see 'em in that pic.)
Kate beckinsale claimed
origininal waifu do not steel
Taylor momsen
>>712742577
cuck
she even fucks someone else in that movie
she's so fkn hawt
>>712742548
Plays Catwoman with Down syndrome.
>>712742294
>being this new
You're an idiot, you know that right?
>>712742402
Assigning a facial hair style to someone afraid of a person...classic cunt behavior.
Olivia Wilde claimed
emma roberts
>>712742733
>tfw you still don't get the fucking joke
>>712742733
>i'm afraid of a woman
kek
rolling to steal Scarlett
>>712742606
Mine now
>>712742822
OH FUCKING SNAP!!!!!
>>712742814
Heymantheyrescary.jpg
rolling to steal OP's girl
>>712742560
Nope. Eye openings sizes are normal. She doesn't have epicanthal folds. Nose isn't particularly short. Her nasal bridge height is normal. She definitely doesn't have micrognathia. And you can clearly see her philtrum in that picture. She just has ugly parents.
Alexandra Daddario
>>712742548
Camren Bicondova from Gotham
>>712742929
And clearly an alcoholic mother. Must be blind not to see it or you just don't want to.
>>712742929
I agree, she's gorgeous
>>712742402
No it's more like:
>being this turned off by an ideologue who looks like this breed of dog that eats too much because it's an insecure bitch that uses food and bad "humor" to fill the hole in it's heart.
I simply can not respect a person that does not respect ones own self. In fact, people who hate themselves, or their own people, disgust me.
Stealing Natalie, too.
>>712742994
damn, beautiful lips
>>712743042
>still not getting the fucking joke
Kys, you're a lost fucking cause
>>712742831
How about I get sideshave Natalie you get full hair Natalie?
>>712743017
I just went through everything in that picture. She has none of them besides the thin lip, which she obviously inherited from her mother.
>>712742729
You think I care if it's a troll? I don't, somewhere there are fat people feeling bad about themselves and I'm helping that happen. That's all I need. Maybe it's you that's new.
>>712743125
Oh, come on, i saw potential for growth with that post.
Checked
>>712738663
Steal
Christina Ricci
>>712743125
No I got i before I got in. Been here since all your base are belong to us and before your keks and kys. Ain't no roody poo gonna steal my chocolate rain. I just don't give a shit. Maybe it's you that's being trolled. Reverse troll nigger.
katy perry claimed
>>712742822
noice steal
Megan Fox
Kate
Get on my level
Olivia Cooke claimed
>>712738663
rolling for something. fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>712743138
Sir, you have a deal
claiming Miss Kringle
emrata
>>712743397
Well fuck.
Ill juat take ariana grande, i know someone said her name, but didnt put a pic
>>712740180
Swiggity swooty imma steal that booty
Bella claimed
>>712743986
roll to steal
Jenna loise Coleman claimed
Kate Mara
>>712743718
Witnessing your siblings boundless curiosity makes you wonder if those who diagnosed him are the real autistic ones, doesn't it?
>>712744255
Why cant i have nice things...
Ill take Mila Kunis this time
Natalia Dyer is definitely my number one waifu
>>712741040
Her tits always looked fake. But was sad when she died.
>>712744513
Would wear her like a hockey mask.
>>712742023
same to you anon
>>712744549
Dude Miranda was literally artificially enhanced to be perfect. Her tits WERE fake
Claimed
Cracky
>>712744727
forgot image again...
I'm too busy playing Pokemon to notice
Felicity Jones claimed
Wattson taken so....Jessica Alba claimed
>>712739387
You son of a bitch
>>712739125
Stealing
>>712744801
wait for it
>>712743042
steal
>>712743042
Stealing da basset
Rachel Weisz
>>712743042
does da basset want muh dick
>>712743042
Steal nigger
>>712743042
Fuck steal the basset
>>712743552
>>712743042
that basset is mine
>>712744486
I would be a shame if someone tries to steal her too. Also rolling to steal her.
>>712739641
Steal!
>>712743042
she mine
Tori Kelly CLAIMED!
>>712742744
s t o l e n
>>712743042
>>712745209
STOLEN
>>712742967
damn you...
Ariel then
>>712744791
Well, I'm glad you took the time to post that gif while playing Pokemon. It was nice to see after tabbing out of TF2.
>>712745420
np
I haven't played TF2 in a while tbh especially after Overwatch came out#?
aly
Min
Brie Larson
STUPID NORMIES
HURRR LOOK AT ME I DATE 3D
Fags
>>712745408
olivia holt
>>712744513
shes my favorite skeleton
>>712744735
steallllll only one worth while
>>712745837
>not liking 2d and 3d
>>712745660
It's still fun to me. Haven't given Overwatch a shot yet because something about TF2 just keeps me coming back. Until I try Overwatch, I'll continue mowing people down as Heavy :3
>>712744729
Well technically they were designed before she was born, so they weren't fake. Now if we talk about fake tits in mass effect the only character that I think about is Ashley. She got botox and fake tits in me3.
>>712744486
rolling to steal, its 10% chance
>>712739761
Oh gross!
>>712746128
nice.
Overwatch is prolly my favourite game that came out this year so far but I've only started Pokemon Moon
>>712743592
>>712746311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM
>>712744726
MY nigga. Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful
>>712741910
if dubs steal
>>712746354
>no one will ever look at you like this
>>712746311
Thanks...
Kate Upton is mine
>>712746456
FeelsBadMan
>>712741910
Check 'em.
rose mciver claimed
Claimy Williams
>>712746354
So lucky. Haven't played a Pokemon game since Pokemon Stadium 2. And that was on the N64... The newer games seem so fun, but I've not kept up with the series in many years so I feel like I'd be lost trying to pick up and play or just wouldn't understand it anymore.
Cute Rowan though. Not sure how I'd react getting that look from her...
Sup fags
>>712746614
>>712746447
>>712741910
if dubs taytay my waifu
>>712746951
I'd be really happy.
The newer games are alot better gameplay wise imo
They're still generally pretty simple but you can do alot more strategy.
Lia Johnson. I'm surprised nobody picked her.
>>712747042
>>712747061
>>712746614
>>712741910
Maggie Geha claimed.
She makes a damn sexy Poison Ivy and I really wanna blast my lukewarm seed juice inside her
YES NOBODY took mine. Also if I get dubs I get yours OP.
>>712747200
Fuck, you took my dubs
Abbey Lee claimed
>>712747061
if im dubs i get taytay
>>712747315
Awww, poor baby dick
kys
Claiming Milla Jovovich
>>712747451
y tho
>>712747358
>>712747061
>>712746614
fags cant get dubs
>>712747444
mind=blown
>>712742577
For the steal
Lauren Mayberry is mine
>>712747086
I'd be both happy and possibly faint from the cuteness.
I love a good strategy game. Really tempted to buy the new game to see if I can still keep up. Figure it'd be more fun than running around in real life trying to collect Pokemon.
>>712747523
Because I find her attractive.
Rolling to steal them all.
malia claimed
>>712747685
So far it's great.
Pokemon Go sucks tho.
SMTIV is a better RPG imo but Pokemon is always fun and much more casual whereas SMT is more for hardcore RPG fans
Emma Stone claimed.
If trips, no one can steal.
By God, she is the perfect woman.
>>712747685
>>712746951
Bitch looks like an Asian Corey Feldman
Claimed
>>712742577
Attempting to steal......
Dress her up and watch her take big black nigger dicks...
>>712747955
nigger dubs...
>>712748005
I'd have to agree. Although I haven't played it, I didn't see the appeal in Pokemon Go. You'd have more fun playing on a 3DS.
I've not heard of that game, but doing some Googling it seems super fun. If I can get into it, I love a good RPG. However, I'm looking for something different to play and Pokemon really sounds good right about now. Played too much Skyrim and that's the result.
>>712748153
>>712748171
>>712748401
nice try
>>712738663
stealing
>>712748711
Yeah both games are really fun.
The 3ds is pretty good for RPGs same with the Vita
pure perfection
>>712748817
She got taken a long time ago, not mine anymore
>>712748909
legit claim...
>>712747786
Re-roll to steal them all.
>>712748711
>>712748844
I agree with you. it's nice to play on the go or in bed without having to be in front of the tv or computer.
Thank you for the recommendation. I'll have to try them soon. Until then I'll settle for TF2 and maybe that new rollercoaster game that just came out.
>>712740856
>>712741371
Errrr you know your career has been in the toilet ever since people found out she was stealing jokes from other comedians right?
You know shes a feminist right?
>>712749819
np anon
Coaster World does look good but the next game I'm excited for Persona 5
Rolling to steal Natalie Portman
Elle Fanning. Thx guys.
>>712750098
The joke stealing claims were never proven. Just more lies from the patriarchy.
>>712738663
niki minaj id make her a butslave just spank her all day and grab that thing
>>712742929
you're in denial anon
>>712747451
stealing
Drew Barrymore
>>712738663
Say goodbye
