Why do you jerk off every day, anon?
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Why do you jerk off every day, anon?
>>712733403
I don't. I fuck your mom every day, son.
>>712733472
rekted
fap n food are the only feelings i know.
>>712733403
not this skank. Thank you.
Coz bustin' make me feel good.
>>712733403
More plz i wanna beat my meat before i sleep
>>712733403
because sex is entirely unsatisfying
So my girl thinks I last forever
>>712733403
I dont get enough pussy in my diet
Because none of the fine birches wanna fuck me, and it's not socially acceptable to rape where I'm from. So I have to play 5 on 1
>>712734424
move to Germany. In there it's OK to rape white women now. Though german women are ugly so.. yeah... tough luck.
>>712733403
Prevent prostate cancer and increase pornaddiction
>>712734716
What a totally random bullshit people post here kek
>>712733403
i jack off 6-8 times a day
muh dick is about to fall off
My neurologist told me it prevents prostate cancer.
i dont know.
>>712734872
>neurologist
how did that come up?
>>712733403
Haven't fapped in a bit over 5 days, I'm not going to for another 5. Chastity is my fetish, and I'm halfway through a session.
>>712733403
why does this unhealthy looking beast turn me on so much with her fat fucking ass and saggy tits?
>>712733403
Wtf not
Boredom/stress
>>712733403
Extreme loneliness
>>712734716
Dumbass, you can only rape white women if you're an immigrant.
White Males get the labor camp :)
Keeping my rape impulses down
>>712734994
Yup, that's true. Thought you're a nigger so can blend into shitskins
>>712734983
/thread
Because it feels good?
>>712734994
>not smart enough to false flag rape as an immigrant
>>712733403
>because I desperately grasp for any sort of satisfaction in life
>still disappointed
>>712733403
Because my life sucks, much better than yo mama could ever suck. I can't find a woman to fit my cock into.
>>712733403
Hah, i knew it. From the very first season i told my gf that shes going to be hot. Definitly hotter than haley, and fuck ye i was right.
>feelsgoodman.tif
>>712734994
So somebody who moved to germany wouldn't be an immigrant? You dumb dumb?
>>712733403
Same reason I eat enough to stay this fat.
To dull the pain and keep the repressed memories at bay.
Just hit 40. Pussy, ass, mouth, tits and hands are great to fuck. But you get laid every night. A man has needs. One day this thing isn't going to work good might as well use it while you can. Now as you get older once a day is it boys. So enjoy while you can.
I like the taste
>>712735231
we call white people expats
>>712735231
Immigrant is a race, not a status you retard.
to escape suicidal thoughts for like 10 mins atleast
>>712733472
>>712733403
cus my balls really hurt if I dont and I would go insane with rage if I didnt get to. It would really suck if I were cut though I can go anytime quickly if I need to or for an hour because the clown im punching is really strong.
>>712735231
nope. That's a tourist. Immigrants are shitskinned
>>712735250
fatty
>>712734716
>>712734807
>>712734994
>>712735049
spotted the germans
>>712733403
Who dat
my retarded female brain loves my cock
i don't know
Helps me fall asleep.
>>712735603
Close
>>712735632
>female
>dick
Choose one faggot
because i'm horny all the time
>>712735767
literally I can't
it's mine
I'm 100% straight with you right now :3
>>712733403
Wife can't keep up with me with work and shit. Plus if I don't I'll get boners watching the fan.
Also, it's the secret to living a long life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk1T9XC3XPc
>>712735400
400 400 400
>>712733403
Feels good hombre
>>712734424
It's the same here bro. None of those pine ass birches wanna suck my balsa wood
>>712733403
cuz i fuckn can
>>712733403
Feels good man
>>712735856
Then you're a dude with tits, not a woman.
>>712733403
My wife doesn't put out. She thinks it'll hurt the baby. Thinking about hooking up with a coworker in the meantime.
>>712733403
two reasons...
1 - because I am ugly and is next to impossible for me to get a decent looking hoe
2 - because is a free drug
>>712736088
literally I can post tits
it looks like a male chest
it looks good and athletic / thin
>>712733403
Post more Ariel
>>712734841
seriously ?
haven't jerked off in 4 months
>>712734983
SAME HERE ANON :/
>>712736287
Chastity cage?
Because extremely bored .. no job , no school , no friends , no family , only my computer
>>712736262
i'm home from work and my xbox is broke
have nothing to do but jerk off and lurk/b/ :(
just jerked off 2 minutes ago to jav porn
Because it's exciting and it feels good with no attachments afterwards.
Only thing that keeps me from fucking killing myself
>>712736159
You're a fucking idiot.
>>712736921
show us yr plastic boycock
>plastic
>cock of boy
>>712737028
100% true and verifiable information
-take care David Davidson
>attractive but too socially awkward to talk to women
>feels good
>I can do it whenever I want and don't have to worry about girl's needs
>don't have to worry about my performance
>can literally choose any fetish I want
>>712733403
i don't
>>712733403
im a guy, why do you think?
>>712737101
are you me?
>>712737161
If you have diagnosed depression, then I might be.
>>712737093
post pics?
Because I, I ,I love little girls (They make me feel so good)
But I don't feel like propogating my mental malfunction, or worse, hurt them.
>>712737208
you desire an image of my nipple
>?
>>712736870
jav porn ? Can you add me somewhere else ? I jerk off a lot also , would be more fun to do it together on something like rabbit
>>712737216
>mental malfunction
nothing wrong with liking little girls anon :)
>>712737101
careful, that's a path to loneliness
source: myself
>>712737269
no homo, fag
>>712737284
>careful, that's a path to loneliness
I've already made myself a new years resolution to get back into working out (did it before for about a year then quit because of boot camp and it killed my gains) and not jacking off so much to increase my attractiveness to sluts and my testosterone. I usually follow my resolutions because I have self discipline for some reason. I'm also gonna try to not smoke as much, but I'm not really committed to that one.
>>712737266
or.. of anything.. whatever you want
because jerking off is better than sex and i'm addicted to orgasms especially the ones i've been having lately, literally can have full 4 or 5 orgasms per session.
>>712737373
That's really cool anon.
>>712737393
it gets a nipple in a moment
>>712737216
>oingo boingo
Fuck yeah, I forgot about that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>712737202
it's not diagnosed but I think I'm there, or nearly there anyway
>>712737419
How do you process , the more i jerk off the less good it feel
>implying a large number of women don't shlick daily
>>712737429
ok. waiting
>>712737275
A little bit , my brain is telling me its wrong
>>712737317
oh is that homo to watch porn at the same time ? Didn't know
>>712737457
Answer these questions for me if you will.
Do you have mood swings about twice a week, whether they be good or bad?
Do you always feel tired or fatigued?
Do you look at things from an analytical point of view and find that most things aren't worth your time or even thinking about at all?
It feels good, so why not.
Stress-coping mechanism i think.
I just started a new job and I work from 6:30 PM to 3:00 AM
Also, my dermatitis flares up during stressful periods, and it sucks
>>712737419
It all happens within minutes of each other, I have to edge for about a half hour or longer first before I can pull it off. But then that's enough fapping for one day for me.
>>712737522
the media is telling you its wrong, the society
i mean if you like 4yo then that might be a problem but down to 14 is normal
>>712737216
You seem to be a normal person to me.
>>712737606
oops this was meant for
>>712737497
>>712737559
i fell like that , why do you ask ? Is it because of jerking offd ?N
>>712737502
>>712737719
No, those were just a few questions that my psychologist asked me when I got put in a psych ward for a week. You might want to get yourself checked, go down to the health clinic and it costs nothing for a diagnosis.
>>712736113
>pregnant
>doesn't put out
Sounds like someone else is fucking their coworker as well
>>712737733
can't really see anything.. I mean I can but..
t-thanks..
>>712737545
playing vidya with your buds is not homo, watching porn and jerk off with other males is
>>712733472
Honestly? Boredom most of the time.
I have a lot of free time on my hands. There's often a gap in between what I'm doing or other activities just aren't doing it for me so I just fap. 10-15 minutes later, I resume whatever it was I'm doing.
I definitely have a porn addiction. Seeing as I fap moreso out of habit rather than pleasure. I recall the days I used to intentionally hold off on fapping for a few days. The tension that builds up after days of wanting to fap but not allowing yourself and then having that epic fap sesh with an amazing cumshot at the end was so satisfying.
I think what happened was I tried to do a "no-fap" one too many times. I'd always end up failing the no faps, feeling shameful. I'd argue in my own head about fapping and not fapping. Mostly convicning myself that it's fine to fap and completely natural. This strain of thought would always break me and cause me to relapse.
Now I'm in this sort of perpetual "What's the point in not fapping? I'm going to do it anyways".
I can't really speak for everyone, but I think fapping everyday has had an effect on my productivity. I think there is a drive you get from abstaining from fapping.
It may not be that fapping and being unproductive are mutually inclusive. Rather, people who tend to fap everyday are already lazy, unmotivated, lethargic individuals to begin with.
tl;dr: I'm a loser
>>712737803
>war war war war
>war war war war
>$$$$$$$$$$$$
>$$$$$$$$$$$$
>$$$$$$$$$$$$
>$$$$$$$$$$$$
I don't need my fucking eyes to smell you
>>712737851
w-what? i just wanted to see some nice things
Mid thirties here, I barely remember I have a penis anymore. Enjoy it while you can, kiddos
>>712734940
because subconciously you know that it is a body every girl should have
>>712737894
explain. do you have complications now??
>>712737894
I'm 38 and still fap 3 times a day. what kind of diet do you have, and exerciser is a must over the age of 30. get your libido together man.
>>712737839
Thats sad but true and i can relate , fucking lazy , fucking loser ... if i wasn't jerking off several times a day it would be life changing , i know it i tried to stop and did for 2 weeks it was insane ..
>>712737602
Who is this semen demon? Google brings up nothing besides some Joy Reactor Russian shit.
>>712737883
right
Post more Ariel
>>712733403
absolutely disgusting fat ass
>>712737994
i mean it
>>712737806
in the same room yes ... but either way i don't see why
>>712737990
>semen demon
>>712738030
>>712733403
wide as man, fat as fuck
only a dirty mexican would fuck this whale
pic related, how a woman should look
>>712738133
nice
>>712738046
i not that desperate yet thanks for the offer but i have to refuse.
>>712738030
seconded
>>712733403
instant gratification.
>>712733403
boredom mostly
>>712733403
>>712733403
Because anyone with a sexuality needs sexual relief to stay sane, calm, and happy. If women were providing this service I'd be happy to stop, but since they aren't I have to tend to myself.
The way that young women show off these days would be pretty goddamn frustrating if I didn't maintain myself daily. I already stare so hard I'm practically burning holes in em, without my daily fap I'd probably get hard and precum on myself.
At this point, the way women dress barely covers more than a one piece swimsuit would. Back when I was a kid it was rare for women to even wear bikinis, and if a woman dressed in short shorts with a low cut top she was either a stripper or a literal prostitute.
At this rate, in another 20 years, women will be wearing outfits as skimpy as a bikini for their daily wear.
Don't get me wrong, I certainly don't object, it's pleasing on the eyes, but it's hard on a guy that's going without. Thus daily faps are needed.
>>712735309
This can't be real
>>712738294
>At this rate, in another 20 years, women will be wearing outfits as skimpy as a bikini for their daily wear.
yeah actually
I justify it because I don't date at all since I'm morbidly obese.
>>712737927
Everything still works, it's just the cycle of life anon. It just takes more than a whiff of internet porn to subconsciously ignite the old pork dongle.
>>712735309
This
>>712733403
stress relief, plus its just a part of my usual daily routine
>>712738444
found the cut American in the thread
>>712733403
I fap every day cuz I don't get laid every day. Duh.
>>712738444
You sure you don't have low testosterone or something? I turned 30 earlier this year and can still jerk off once or twice a day AND nail my wife.
>>712733403
I don't.
But I've fapped to pretty much every conceivable fetish out there.
Some just to try it. Followed by regret, of course.
>>712733403
Because mother says I get cranky elsewise.
>>712733403
Because I have hands and a penis
>>712734716
Most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life were in Soutern Germany around Fribourg, Munchen etc.. All dem rich blonde bitches. My fantasy. I was so amazed. Czech Republic & Poland were real let downs compared to Southern germany.
No idea about norther germany tho.
Gooning Pornosexual
Google it
I do
anyone who thinks they know the reason they do anything is fucked up
we do things based on instinct, and can only see the reasons that project into the conscious mind
not everything does
anyone who thinks they don't give in to unconscious impulses is lying to themselves.
I fap, therefore I am
I have a concept of 10/10, therefore Goddess exists
I wish I didn't. I've been trying ever since I started, but in the end I can't stop myself. And afterwards I always ask myself: "why did I do that?". And the next day the cycle repeats itself.
>>712736921
is that a dude?
>>712737602
for real though who is this and is there more
>>712733403
because people like you post ass pics everyday. you're not helping!
>>712733403
I'm very enthusiastic about prevention of prostate cancer.
>>712734940
You might be a male.
