trips decide what i do to my penis next. op will deliver
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trips decide what i do to my penis next. op will deliver
Decapitation
eat it and stream it faggot
definately rolling.
1. insert lower scissor into peehole
2. close scissors
3. duct tape closed
>>712727861
lose your virginity, its time.
put it away and go to bed
Zip up penis in jean zipper.
stick salt deep into your pee hole with a pen
Put it away u nasty fuck
Put a funnel in your dick hole and pour bodywash/shampoo down it
Get a vasectomy
Take a long and thin glow stick (color of op's choosing), poke a hole on the tip of it, stick it as far as possible down your dickhole, and wait.
>>712727861
hit it with a hammer
>>712727861
SCARCE???
Hey whats up guys scarce here
vasectomy
go streaking in public
>>712727861
jack off with soap as lube then piss
>>712727861
burn it with a hot iron
Cut the fat vein with a razor
>>712727861
super glue it to your underware
>>712730118
roll for this
Stick barbed wire in the hole
suck it like the little bitch you are.
>>712727861
Let it go
>>712730257
stick uncooked spaghetti down your pee hole
cut with a knife
Duct tape a butter knife to it then stick the knife in an electrical outlet
>>712727861
Is that fucking John Scarce
>>712727861
chop chop
>>712730118
reroll
chop it off
>>712727861
Vape it bro
>>712730567
reroll
Toaster time.
>>712730655
Fuck so close so far.
Cut it and fuck you with it
>>712730118
Rolling for this. Praise Kek
eat it
>>712730567
reroll again
Cut off the tip
>>712730768
fuck
Get aids on kill urself
Rollin for sharpie in peehole
roll for chopping
stick it in someone unwillingly
>>712727861
hi bro
EDGY
D
G
Y
Put superglue under the foreskin and inside the pee-pee hole
>>712730861
reroll
>>712730861
rerollz
Light it on fire
>>712730677
lets try again
bbq it
>>712730938
this
>>712727861
stick a knife in the peehole
>>712727861
put it in hot boiling oil
Skin the tip, salt the wound, jerk it, use cum to rinse out salt
Cut the tip off and eat it
reroll >>712731044
>>712730906
Roll
stick it in someone unwillingly
>>712731118
this
chop it off, put in sandwich, give to refugee
>>712731164
stick it in a refugee
>>712730906
Roll
>>712731182
thiss
>>712727861
Never touch it again
Become wizard
put it in a toaster and toast it
>>712727861
stick it in a family members mouth
Hang on a drone and fly it to city or school
Rip the skin off of the shaft
>>712727861
sharpie in peehole
>>712731271
this
>>712731337
leet
Jerk it off in front of a police officer
Stick it in a PB&J
Attach it to a firework and set it off.
>>712731271
this.
Cut it off
Glue it to a lamppost
>>712730118
Roll
Slice it down the middle
>>712727861
Go to a tattoo parlor and get a dick tattooed on it
Superglue it to your butthole
Shoot it off
>>712731543
Reroll
>>712731415
Roll
>>712731060
Roll
>>712731513
Rolling
>>712731451
reroll
>>712731614
shove it in your moms mouth
>>712731648
reroll again
>>712731652
this
>>712731667
fuckkkkkkk
Cut it off and make it into a crispy kfc stick
Superglue to hand and ballsack
shove it in your mom's mouth
>>712731747
Roll
zip tie at base, as tight as possible. wait 15 minutes. take photo w/ timestamp. show us photo..
>>712731783
reroll
>>712731783
Reroll
>>712731783
Reroll
>>712731783
fucking reroll
>>712731783
Reroll that shit
>>712731783
Rerolloi
>>712731856
>>712731783
Reroll
>>712731783
reroll until trips. you cant escape this one.
>>712731913
Rollerino
>>712731783
Make it an update every five min. No pussying out
>>712727861
Take a picture of it fully erect and then send it to your mum with the message "Do you really love me? I have a problem that I really need your help with..." then continue trying to persuade your mum to suck you off.
Post results of text conversation and if successful pics of your mum sucking you off.
>>712731954
This needs to happen
>>712731966
reroll
>>712731922
>>>712731783 (You)
>reroll until trips. you cant escape this one.
>>712731922
>>712731922
you know what to do ...
>>712732002
I Fucking suck
cum tribute to ron jeremy
>>712731981
FUCKING THIS
U
C
K
I
N
G
T
H
I
S
>>712731783
roll for this
>>712731954
Trips check em
>>712731783
Reroll>>712731981
This needs to happen
>>712731783
Roll
>>712731783
reeeeroll
>>712731981
Do it op
>>712732109
Roll
Pee
Smear peanut butter on it and have the dog lick it off. Post pics.
>>712732132
this
>>712731981
OP you better deliver
>>712731783
rololololol
>>712731783
Can we get an update OP?
And reroll
Caress it with a toothbrush
>>712732170
Roll
>>712731783
go. do this
>>712732187
Reroll
suck it
stick in your moms mouth
>>712732223
Fuck
>>712732223
FUCKING HELL
>>712731981
This, but with dad.
>>712732223
Fuck! So close! Rollin again
>>712732223
holy shit
Fully erect smash a door on it the jerk off on your own face post pics
Put superglue in the hole and wait for it to harden. Then, drink 5 liters of water. Post results
>>712732223
op is sweating now. also rr
put your dick in an anthill
>>712732283
This fgt
>>712732223
Rolling
ejaculate on your moms feet
>>712732284
Reroll , you better deliver op
don't do anything with it and close 4chan
>>712732187
This
>>712732264
Oh god this kek
>>712731783
here we go. do it NOW
>>712732283
Rolling for quads in 2 posts
>>712732327
Rolllllllllllllllllling
Put a paperclip in eye of dick then proceed to push the paperclip into an outlet.
>>712727861
put a cigarette out on the tip
>>712728098
Rolling for this
>>712732384
Roll for zip tie
ejaculate in your own mouth then snow ball your mom
>>712731783
I got it guys don't worry.
>>712731981
Praise Kek
>>712732418
this
>>712731783
it wont hurt. just do it.
>>712732435
Shit
>>712732264
Reroll
>>712728098
Gotta be this
>>712732271
Peanutbutter dog
Smash it with a hammer
>>712732417
Zip tie get trips
>>712727861
pour 5ml of alcohol inside with a syringe through peeholr
>>712732463
Nutterbutter pupper
You will buy a hamster and make it perform oral sex on you.
>>712732443
>>712732445
faggots. sbdy stole your trips.
also RR
>>712731783
Thisssss
>>712732470
Get em
>>712732466
Reroll
>>712732518
Reroll
>>712732529
Cumbria
>>712732538
roll
>>712732466
this
>>712732443
Cmon rr
>>712728098
Rollll
>>712732518
Rerollerino
>>712732512
Peanutpenisdog
Roll for zip tie
>>712732550
Get em
>>712731783
rollin rollin rollin
>>712731981
Roll
>>712732634
Get
>>712732417
Rollllllllll
>>712727861
chop off
Take a piss
>>712732466
With full erect
>>712731783
this
rolling zip tie
winrar
jesus will help me to get trips
ziptie
>>712732652
Roll
Jerk off in the mayo jar. Post pics.
Nobody got trips?
>>712731783
Rolling
>>712732634
Zip it
>>712731981
PRAISE KEK
R
A
I
S
E
K
E
K
>>712732742
Zip
>>712732706
Nope, op is fucking lucky
Roll for peanutbutter dog
>>712731783
stop waiting for trips. you wanna do this anyway
>>712731783
Rolling for this. Check em.
>>712732527
Rolling
>>712727861
put in boiling oil
Jerk off in dad's shampoo, post pics
>>712732728
roll for this
even tho I know OP wont deliver
>>712732769
Zip
>>712731783
Roll
>>712732728
Roll for zip tie
>>712732728
roll for this
even tho I know OP wont deliver ...
>>712731783
Roll
Never touch it again. Whenever it gets hard, just eat until you cum from the weight of the meal pressing down on your prostate inside you. Post pics once you reach 600lbs.
rolling for ziptie
Pee in toilet
>>712732796
Zip tie that mother fucker
>>712731783
going for quints soon.
>>712732764
Oh baby a triple
>>712731783
Rollolol
Put it between the blades of a standing fan and turn it on
>>712731783
Check em fags
>>712732859
this
Do nothing
>>712732863
Zip it
>>712732821
Cmon op, dobt dissapoint me
>>712732880
Roll
>>712731783
Last try Roll
>>712731783
Zip tie zip tie
>>712731783
do
it
>>712732897
Zip tie get trips
rolling ziptie again in this fucking cursed thread
>>712732897
Roooooll
>>712731783
zip
Take a pencil and shove it down the hole.
>>712732947
Get
>>712732956
this
>>712731783
What a fucking lucky fag
Also roll for this
Trios for zip tie
>>712732976
Get zip
>>712732827
I got it guys. Check 'em.
Paper cut up shaft in ladder fashion & jack off
>>712732970
Check em
>>712732956
again
>>712732976
Zipbit
>>712732987
Reroll
>>712733001
Hate myself
Piss
>>712733016
Zip
>>712733001
Damn
Roll
>>712733034
Zip
Nail it to a table
>>712733002
this
>>712731783
Roll cuz meta
>>712733059
Zip
>>712732970
111
make it go hard then show to your mom
>>712727861
fuck your ass
Slam balls in encyclopedia and...
Check em
zippy
>>712732970
Ez trips
>>712733076
Mother Fucking zip
>>712733114
Damn it
>>712733123
ez as 123
>>712727861
>trips decide what i do to my penis next. op will deliver
>>712727861
You better zip tie that shit then
>>712733132
Zip
color it blue an name it smurf, then tell your mom you have a present for her
>>712733091
Zip
>>712727861
ziptie
>>712733177
reroll
>>712733002
do it
Jerk it until it's hard
Stick it in a fleshlight
Weld a spear to the end of the fleshlight
Get naked
Leave the house
Continue jerking off into the fleshlight while running around trying to stab people
Post pics of your prison cell
Rolling for ziptie
>>712733091
Zip>>712733091
Zip
>>712733150
Zip tie
Cut the tip off. Check 'em.
zip zap
Tape marker to penis & draw on wall. No hands.
Resolving for ziptie
>>712733203
reroll
>>712733222
ohhhhhhhhh
>>712733222
WINRAR
>>712733222
o fuk
>>712733091
Zip>>712733091
Zip>>712733091
Zip
>>712733222
win
>>712733222
We done it boys
>>712733222
FUCKING WINRAR
>>712733222
winrar
>>712733222
Winrar
Go to a school flop it out in front of the kids
Bonus points for a mass kid orgy
>>712733222
fucking zip you asshole
>>712733222
Checked.
OP BETTER DELIVER
>>712731783
I feel the trips are close, Rolling for zip
>>712731783
zip
>>712733222
Win OP deliver...
>>712733222
OHHHHHHHH
>>712733222
WINRAAAAAAAAAAAR REEEEEEEEEE
>>712733222
TOP KEK
kek is a wow reference
quads
zip
>>712733222
WinRar
>>712733222
He wont do it...
>>712733288
Both
deliver. this takes 15 seconds. whatcha waitin for?
>>712733334
quints*
so fucking close
>>712733334
Missed it
>>712733222
Sweeeet sweeet victory, yeah.
>>712733222
OP here, I'm not doing that or the zip one, try again
Hey guys it's op I'm just fucking with you all I won't deliver faggots
toaster it
Thread is reaching its limit. OP make a new one with the tip cut off and TIMESTAMP.
>>712733334
>>712733333 them quints!
>>712733396
You fucking fag
Politely put it away.
Confirmed OP is a faggot. Abort.
>>712733396
Prepare to get fucked
>>712733396
then prepare to be doxxed and murdered
>>712733396
You are the most unbelievable cock guzzling faggot
>>712733222
Winrar, OP won't deliver
>>712733439
>>712733465
>>712733466
>>712733489
O u guise, I'm not even OP, he would have left the thread after about 5 mins, /b/ is cancer now remember?
Fucking fag op!!
>>712733222
Op here, delivering in a second, sorry I have to find a pair of scissors.
>>712733615
Either ways we meant the op and either ways he is a big cuck fag
>>712733669
Fuck off
>>712733669
Mah quads will override trips, do timestamp while singing gangnam style and ur wee wee does helicopter
>>712733669
Update faggot
>>712733919
Kys
>>712727861
Stick a needle or thumbtack up your uretha.
Or the longest object you can find.
Draw a dick on your dick.
Paint a dick with your dick.
Stick it in some fruit.
Stick it through a picture of jennifer lawrence.
Fuck it up OP.
Stick it in peanut butter. Then put the peanut butter back.
Put it in a door and slam it.
