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>>712724354
Back again.
>>712724597
back again with the avatar and not actual face
pleb/10
shameless bump bc these threads are rad when they get rolling
>>712725761
solid m8/10 would cuddle no homo
Rollin'.
>>712725898
[A CHALLENGER APPEARS]
state yer country boyo, I'm saying finnish
>>712725898
I r8 that 8.8 m8 while i procrastin8
Bump.
>>712726059
USA, bro.
>>712726354
Thanks, Anon.
r8 my cheap ass glasses fagets
>>712726481
noice/10 would grab by the pussy
>>712726481
nudes pls?
with timestamp
thanks you, vry muh apprieciated.
>>712726815
Nice cheap ass glasses/10
>>712726872
gg never hurts to ask i guess
>>712727002
kek i hope that's a lollipop anon, cigs r bad 4 u mum told me
>>712727002
Chris-chan, is that you?
>>712727002
2/1 chins
>>712726927
Kek
THIS is how you ask a lady:
Pardon M'lady, it looks as if you'd have a womanly genitalia hiding beneath your trousers. I would greatly appreciate it if you'd provide me photographs of it. I am no scandalous man, but I feel as if I should partake in this opportunity. Please get back shortly. Cheers!
>>712727115
exactly, how else does a gentlemen ask for digital pictures of the female form
Roast me /b/
>>712727223
Supreme Gentleman/10
How's everyone's night going?
>>712727223
The US already roasted your ancestors in the 40s, there's no need
>>712727370
You look like my gay cousin
Jeffrey?
>>712727257
gabeN? praise be unto him
>>712727428
Lol sorry bro not him
>>712727223
Elliot Rodger/10
>>712727409
Wtf im not a chink, what gived you that idea
>>712727370
Nice beard bro.
>>712727495
You look like my dad
>>712727495
You seem like a great big spoon, would gladly fuck/10
>>712727283
good photoshop/10
>>712727370
why are these beards always so scruffy
>>712727415
BEST BEARD IN THREAD/10
>>712727502
kek great minds dude
>>712727515
post face then lul
>>712727548
noice eyes bro
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON
>>712727541
Thanks, been growing her out for two months or so now.
>>712727548
I don't have rug hair??
>>712727613
Lol thanks, I am a big spoon kind of guy.
>>712727614
Genetics??
Yo
>>712727614
>post face then lul
Nah i have bad dark circles under eyes or whatever theyre called, glasses cover this perfectly, im a spic.
>>712727667
dis guy
The only shitty picture I got.
>>712727732
bulldong/10 would take rax with
>>712727706
Shit, you must grow slow. I've been growing mine for two months and it's still like this
>inb4 same picture
>>712727737
>wall incoming
>>712727893
Nah it's just really thick and curly. It's probably 3-4 inches straight
>>712727856
nudes?
>>712727964
In some areas***
It's unfortunate so many people on this site are unattractive.
>>712728059
That poor guy...
>>712728034
>patchy facial hair
>>712728079
Why poor guy?
>>712728059
hope that's you on the left m8, otherwise that's awfully ironic
>>712728089
It's the best I got lol
>>712728110
not him but i'm guessing he meant because he looks like a young chad kroeger
>>712728011
I love b8 memes
>>712728359
same tbh famalam i've got a dedicated folder
>>712728607
Do you happen to have the gif one of Undyne that says "not this time" ?
>>712728666
>not this time soz fam
>>712726872
>>712726815
how fucking new are you?
Back after a hellish night of work. Im seriously over my job
>>712728884
nice try d00d
not too new, been here for years bud
>>712729059
Lovely eyes and like the hair/10
What's your job femanon?
>>712729059
Cute, love redheads w/ the blue angel eyes. age? interests?
>>712729174
Eh i work at subway...the job itself is fine its just my manager that makes it more difficult than it should be
>>712729075
did you think i was trying to call you out for samefagging? i was replying to the two people who didn't know who Eliza was. retard
>>712729190
20, i love sucking big black cocks everyday and drinking raw horse semen
>>712729233
What does he do? Make you do his portion of work? And nice dubs
>>712729233
>inb4 sandwich jokes
hooked on gingers since I watched Doctor Who with Amy Pond in it, was a good time
>>712729349
ayy same
>>712729190
Im gonna be 27 in like a week and a half.
My interests are pretty much just drinking and cooking and makeup. Im sorta dead inside lol
>>712729368
he makes me suck his old stiff cock and shoves cocaine up my fanny
>>712728884
I guess I am new, tho I don't go on /b/ as much as i used to
>>712729368
Hes this gross beaner who hardly speaks english. He favors his mexican buddies, makes me work 6 days a week, is beyond sexual with me, hes slapped my ass a few times, he calls me stupid right to my face, hes a compulsive liar, he blames me for other peoples shit...i can go on and on...pretty much the most disgusting human ive met
>>712729446
kek
>>712729587
Why not quit, or get legal on his ass?
I worked at subway in NZ for hospitality experience, the manager was fine but FUCK are some of the employees there autists. So many stories of coworkers fucking up BLTs and stealing the few tips we got
>>712729446
>>712729349
Ugh can you not?
No one thinks youre funny
>>712729587
Geez, sounds like a real shitbag.
>drinking
>cooking
>makeup
Lol solid hobbies, I can relate to top one
>>712729642
I dont quit because this has been the only job ive had so i dont have much experience. I also dont drive and this place is literally 2 blocks away from me so its close. If i go against him i lose the job...i need the job. I have nothing to fall back on
your all faggots
>>712729781
Yeah I know how that is, had a similar job at a greenhouse..
You want to talk more over kik?
Me
got a job interview in the morning /b/ros, any advice?
>>712729768
I'm 2/3 on that one
>>712729781
yeah i know that feeling, I worked at a cafe 50m from my house and it took me ages to get that job. Sucks to be an unskilled shitlord who won't go to uni next year
>>712729894
I dont have kik and i dont talk to people outside of here. I appreciate the offer though.
I could bitch all day but after 3 years i think ive finally reached my limit
>>712729977
What's the interview for?
>>712730038
Pak n' save, sucks but I live in a town where jobhunting is rough, you've got to know people
>>712730026
shit man 3 years? good on you for not quitting so far
>>712730026
Word, sucks you have a piece of shit manager. There's no other places looking to hire close by?
>>712730145
Don't know of a pak'n'save. Assume it's a retail store of some sorts. Just be confident and don't overdress. Rehearse some common interview questions.
>>712729903
good meme friend
>>712730244
Yeah I live in maoriland, thanks, was considering wearing a tie or something, smh always overthinking shit
>>712730145
Well money has always been a hell of a motivator and i love being able to buy the things i wanted without asking my parents...i dont even wanna go back to that for 1 day.
>>712730168
Well my bf is making me look for new jobs since hes to the point of murdering my manager for all the times ive called him up crying. So i gotta quit before i either die of stress or my bf goes to jail
>>712730369
hopefully he gets [DEPORTED], glad you voted for daddy trump now?
>>712730482
Well i dont vote...i really dont care much about it. Ive gone 9 years without voting and ill continue to live like that.
But yes i wouldnt mind him being deported at all
>>712730365
Are you comfortable in ties? Could wear a simple button up collared shirt? Whatever your style is
>>712730369
Just look for some entry level jobs close by that don't require a lot of experience. Or network with people and see if they're hiring. But transportation might be an issue
>>712730653
well women votes dont even count so its alright
>>712730653
Yeah I'd be that way if I actually lived up there, but from here it looks like one big meme and I love it
>>712730730
Yeah I'm a fagit so I love dressing well, but I'm socially awkward so I'm suffocated in interviews as is
>>712730761
kek
>>712730730
Yea well i can always uber it for a while if i need to.
But really its just the job itself in
worry about...i am not a quick learner and have always been honest about that...i jeed a lot of practice before im able to do things and im forgetful so i worry these are things that will get me fored else where
>>712730982
Ugh those typos sorry...
Its late and im typing on my keypad in portait mode
>>712730957
9/10 posing but idgaf it's hot
>>712730982
took me ages to learn how to make a decent coffee :( thank christ entry level jobs offer training in NZ.
Alternatively there's the dole so you can train as something right?
>>712730957
Hulk minus green out of smash
>>712730982
Well you don't need to mention stuff like that or just word it different
>takes a lot of practice to learn
>I'm hardworking and willing to learn new skills through persistent practice
>>712730924
Ties are good, just don't look like you're uncomfortable. Maybe watch an interview tips video?
>never really had many interviews
>>712731103
Cheers, you think looking decent like that help me get a barista job in wellington without training? I've applied to a bunch online but always get told I need experience. Thinking maybe I should walk in with a CV and see if it goes any better.
>>712728666
This isn't the one you're thinking of, is it?
>>712731293
welly? Definitely, good looking people always have front of house advantage
Though barista jobs are hard to come by if you haven't done a course. The one in my city can be from 200-150 bucks but if you do it at a local coffee shop you'll get good cred with managers
>>712731256
>Hulk minus green out of smash
kek
>>712727114
Not even mad :^)
Thread is ded, it was good hanging out with you guys.
Good job OP, you weren't a faggot today
Later /b/ros enjoy the weekend
i need a job
I have a crippling depression
>>712733800
still hot
>>712724354
first time actually posting lol
sup
>>712734463
Steeve-O!
>>712724354
>feces of b
>doesn't post own fece
Pretty much all of these pictures are fake
>>712735646
what makes you think that
Fuck with me.
>>712735736
This is b. What else do you need?
>>712724354
Hello
>>712735974
u fat
>>712736048
Why else would I be on b?
That's my pic, that's me.I'm not fake. It is shopped though. Obviously.
Only, the shills aren't stopping. It send more like they are still trying to flood with bullshit. Seeing how much we tipped the eletion, 4 chan is likely a threat to globalists and may be funded shilled constantly.
>>712735974
show feet
Here I am
>>712736188
Nah fuck that I hate feet
Meant to be studying for an 8am exam tomorrow but fuck that
>>712724354
guy in OP was a mod you know
>>712729284
>>712736335
POST FEET GODDAMMIT
>>712736466
I should be writing papers or else I will not graduate.
Fuck my life.
>>712733530
u have "im a faggot pls dont hurt me " look
>>712724354
Sup.
you are all ugly
>no niggers
good
I don't have any normal picture of me atm, online profile pictures :/
>>712736603
It's literally 1am my exam is in like 8 hours fuuuuckkkkkkkk. Also feet freak me out pls no
>>712724354
So much I wanted you by side... I know it is not even you posting, But my feelings haven't changed. It's a pity you never believed me... I daily bate to your grumpy face... I love you~
>>712734463
I might know you..Were you born in a tupiniquim land?
>>712737505
u live in straya
I can see it in your autism
>>712738370
Oh no you discovered all my autisms
>>712724354
How much do you give me out of 10 /b/ ?
>>712738955
post pics of those sheets of papers
I wanna see what it is
>>712739320
0
>>712739320
6/10 for me
>>712739798
Nursing notes :) excuse my nasty handwriting
>>712725761
poor grades at school and thinks his smirk is cute / 10
>>712727002
took effort to make himself look weird instead of bad / 10
>>712727223
fakes it till he makes it / 10
>>712727370
girls like him before they get to know him / 10
>>712728059
will become a police officer or a criminal (fraud) / 10
>>712729059
calm nothern melancholy / 10
>>712733530
people say i look like Magnus Carlsen but i can't even play checkers / 10
>>712733800
girl like me although i am boring and feminin / 10
>>712734463
i will try to to make my face appear thinner and give you the i don't give a fuck look / 10
>>712736692
i have the looks but not the brains to become a philosopher
>>712739320
soft inmate / 10
>>712737505
OK for real goodnight now I really must sleep or risk not waking up in time for my exam
>>712724597
Ryu-lius Ceasar?
No joke, easily the ugliest group of people I've ever seen in my life. OP should've said this was a mongaloid meet up.
Im a black girl
should i post a pic
>>712741671
God no!!!
Unless you have sharpie in ass with a fucking time stamp.
>>712741671
yes
after gym face
>>712742172
Wtf, has 4chan always been filled with teen faggs? This place feels like an R-rated facebook.
Obama checking in AMA
>>712742462
Shave that spic stache
>>712742576
I'll look too young if I do anon.
>>712742348
18 year olds are probably just as welcome at the 30 year old pedo virgins
>>712742812
Adults who have facial hair and most women know that when someone tries to grow facial hair that isn't fully established it's clear they are trying to do something they can not achieve. Don't force it. It will cum in due time.
>>712742857
Atleast the 30yo pedo virgins have more unique personalities. Not just what they think is cool and trending from facebook and twitter.
>>712743044
hahaha you don't even know me, out of curiosity how old are you? don't even use Twitter
>>712740538
mannerheim perkele
nice
>>712743625
I didn't say I knew you. Actually I wasn't even referring to you but rather making a general statement. Relax anon.
eyo
Kek bring it
>>712744994
anon relaxed
