Waifu/Husbando claiming thread. Previous: >>712673654
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Waifu/Husbando claiming thread.
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>>712673654
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Mai waifu
Hello
>>712678816
Exits are North, South, and Dennis.
reply to this post if you want to be added to the waifu secret santa :o
I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up 4chan. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1
>>712678956
bullshit scam
>>712678964
She strategically maneuvers herself through the maze of piss bottles and shit jugs until she makes it to my desk. I am her precious son, earning so many big boy points I could be on the NASDAQ. She bows before me and presents tonights meal. It isn't what I was expecting, on the tray sits a great value paper plate, adorned with Tostitos Pizza rolls and a red solo cup of Dr. Pepper. Anger swells within me, causing my face to turn red. I twist my cheeto stained neckbeard hair and ponder what her consequence will be for this disappointment. I decide to drop it, as the meal will suffice. I brush a group of roaches off of my monitor and browse the latest Waifu claiming thread, and remind her to leave her credit card so I can order another body pillow to spray my seed upon. I turn around and see her grabbing my beloved Miku pillow, I become overwhelmed with rage, I stand up from my computer chair and begin to approach her. Suddenly, I trip over 2 liter of Mountain Dew that I filled with piss last year, and my fat, unshowered body crashes into the basement floor beneath me. It seemed to happen in slow motion. I hear the "crunch" roaches crushed under my man boobs. I happened to fall in a particular spot where I keep most of my shit jugs and piss bottles. I am completely soaked in old piss and shit
Pt 2
I love me some dog.
>>712679038
I gaze down upon my body. I am completely naked expect for my adult diaper, the content of which has been emptied onto my thighs and back. My stomach extends forward so much I cannot see my feet, and my man tits so far I can barely see my stomach. I see the layer of shit, piss, and dead roaches as armor, and imagine myself as a hero in one of my favorite animes. I am trying to save my princess, my Miku body pillow mother is trying to capture. I must save her, she is my only instrument to combat my eternal virginity. I charge at mother, and collide with her, sending her crumbling down onto my mattress. She vomits immediately, because she knows she's lying upon millions of her unborn grand children, in the form of my semen absorbed into my buzz lightyear bedsheets. I lay on top of her, burying her face between my shit-covered man breasts. I pull myself away, and laugh as notice some of the dead roaches have stuck to the shit on her face. I reclaim my previous body pillow and kiss her up and down. I then proceed to expose my tiny Phallus and masturbate onto her, as a display of my power should her or my mother rebel against me once more
Pt 3
>>712678837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKpfjVkmGvA&
>>712679110
Mother retreats upstairs. I squint my eyes and hiss at the sliver of light creeping in from the basement door. I haven't been to the other parts of the house since last Christmas, when mom told me I had to socialize with the family or get my computer taken away. I imagine my house as a video game map, and think the rest of my house as The Unknown Lands. I also like to imagine my room a castle. I haven't been outside since I was 16, which was about 6 years ago. I live in complete darkness, except for my computer screen, which is always displaying the current Waifu claiming thread. Thinking of last Christmas makes me sweat and feel anxious, I never want to leave my castle. I remember walking up the steps. And trying to adjust my eyes to light. Mother made me wear a red Christmas sweater and some sweat pants. I walked into the living room where my normie family members were talking and doing things on their iPhones. I tried to convince them that computers are superior technology and only normies use phones, but they wouldn't listen. My little cousin asked my why I had so many stains on my sweat pants, and I realized these were the ones I masturbated on before mommy bough my first body pillow. I waddled back down to my castle and haven't left since.
Pt 4
>>712679012
maybe
>>712679046
I love bestiality porn too :o
>>712679077
what's wrong with her?
>>712678964
>>712679038
>>712679110
>You have these saved on your computer
I bet you also have pictures of shit in toilet bowls.
>>712679169
God how bad are you, you had one job.
>>712679214
Damage controlling your autistic virginit festival
>>712679172
What's wrong with who?
>>712679293
chen, she has a funny face :o
>>712678991
Houkie
>>712679288
Forced meme.
>>712678964
>>712679038
>>712679110
>>712679169
I think you may care too much.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>712678964
>>712679038
>>712679067
>>712679110
>>712679125
>>712679169
>>712679288
>>712679330
>>712679432
https://discord.gg/YwDV95k JOIN
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>>712679429
How's your evening?
>>712678837
Mai a cute.
>>712679657
>Flabby arms
After seeing your photos that's a pretty clear projection
>>712679569
>Not shinoa
>>712679657
>You mother
*Your mother ;)
Story was good otherwise
>>712679663
it's alright. how are you?
>>712679708
Kek I guarantee I'm more in shape than you autist
Raggedy Princess.
>>712679797
Ya caught me. I'm a fake lol
Milo claimed.
ITT: sad lonely man children pretending to be married to a cartoon character because it's the only way they can't be rejected
Shit posters killed Waifu :(
>>712680001
Doesn't change you've got literal flab hanging off your arms. Higher fat content than me, you're not in shape, not unless you count being a circle.
Let me guess, chubby kid in school? Maybe young adult hood? Shame, once you get fat the pockets between muscles stay there, you'll always have to watch your weight, one slip and boom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT47Ysl-2Ew
>>712680478
>>712680203
>If I say it enough it's true!
Post your waifu then, if you're so broken up about it.
>>712680522
Yeah look how fat I am, damn kid nice damage control tho. Let's see your hideous ass pretending to date a cartoon Kek
>>712680478
>>712680203
>>712680001
>>712680697
You can even tell it's only you with how long your response times are.
>>712680697
>Wearing sleeves to cover arm flab
>Probably was a fat cholo and mocked by black kids in school
>>712680852
Kek. Being this mad that you got proven wrong. I think you're the one projecting, let's see how ugly and fat you are since you have a cartoon wife.
>>712679474
Why are you still here?
>>712679984
Had a bunch of stuff to take care of since I was off, but now that's out the way and I can kick back for the evening.
>>712680908
There you got proven wrong, now post a pic of yourself and let's see how we compare to one another. If you don't do it you're a pussy and your cartoon wife will never love you back
>>712680893
I love her nice feet.
>>712681003
>Double chin
That's a fat guy thing
>Tilting the arm so the fat is in the back
>You can still see it sagging.
Yeah, that's with you for life.
You didn't have to smile at me
Your grin's the sweetest that I've ever seen
But you did. Yes you did
>>712681065
oh yeah so you're off for the week now, right?
>>712681115
What if his waifu's a lesbian? Lesbians like pussies
>>712681263
You're trying so hard hahahaha, alright seriously tho let's see a pic of you
>>712679474
>>712681063
Who do we have here?
daily reminder that this isn't >>>/soc/
>>712681279
Yep, and I'm the kind to get all of my business out the way first since I'll put it off otherwise. The wallet is hurting a bit right now, but payday is on Friday, so it's all good. Holidays are usually a bit lean between getting gifts, the usual bills, and sometimes the devil's timing with needing to do car/home maintenance.
What about you? Any time off?
>>712681003
your photo environment is clean at the very least.
>>712681334
Why?
With people like you, you're a god, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
You're ego prevents accepting your bad qualities, and makes you point out others flaws.
Go ahead and name 5 bad things about you. Real things, not stupid little quirks like you tap your fingers when listening to music
>>712681484
Nice way to pussy out. Just proves you're fat and ugly as shit
>>712681715
PHAHAHAHAH I knew you wouldn't do it. You know you're a fat ugly virgin grasping at straws to try to insult me. Post a pic of yourself if you're even s fraction better looking than I am. You don't do it Bc you are pic related kys autist
>>712681527
I wish I would deal with stuff in time. I don't really have any time off in sight. I don't have a lot work this week, but they keep extending my shifts each day. It's alright but I wish I new in advance.
>>712681962
>My point is made for me
You live in such delusion you put waifu fags to shame. It probably makes it difficult to hold steady relations.
>>712681715
Fuckin pussy, this must be you. Your cartoon wife isn't real and even if she was she wouldn't want ahything to do with your ugly ass kys
I woke up in the middle of the night, my pores dripping with sweat. I had just had a terrible nightmare. A bunch of pathetic /waifu/ virgins came to my neighbourhood and raped my girlfriend. Which is a Jewish chick I saw online that I fancy. I grab my body pillow with a photo of her taped on it and go to my desk which is were I keep my computer. Usually when I'm scared I go on these things called "Waifu Claiming Threads" and spam until I feel better. Not only do I do that, I also project my feelings onto these virgins. On the way to my laptop I trip over one of the many boxes of tissues littering my floor. No I do not use them when spanking the monkey. I cry a lot because I'm insecure. Nevermind that. My laptop has Ubuntu and it runs Linux because I'm a fucking hacker. Excuse my french there, mon amour. So I fire up Internet Explorer because all other browsers are shit. I get my folder of memes and hoverhand pics of me and my Jewish princess. I decide to write up a copypasta. So I think up all the buzzwords I can use in it. Once I have woven a beautiful tale of satire, mocking people on the internet that I don't know, I start tapping it out on my keyboard. Its about a pathetic weeb. But, I'm just assuming all of them live with their parents and are overweight. Obviously all these weebs are american so I just assume that they're fat. After I type up a nice and lengthy post projecting my feelings at random anonymous users on the internet I start spamming and calling these guys cringey virgins. I reach for my can of Mountain Dew (I can't drink alcohol because I'm 15). I take a sip of it. Then I get a alert. Someone replied to me. This is my time to shine. I read through their post. They actually have a valid point. I silently tip my fedora and pretend that they have autism. Definitely all autistic people love anime. So I furiously smash away a message containing copious amounts of damage control.
Cont.
>>712682202
Knowledge
>>712682148
You already replied to my post anon.
>>712681962
Do you have such a need to be validated that you have to repeatedly vie for attention?
You know what they say though.
Autist enjoy repetition.
>chew
>>712682202
At lead people actually read my pasta, you're gonna get ignored just like every time you said anything in high school. Gotta love the irony that you're accusing me of doing exactly what you just did, Kek
>>712680143
Best based god
カラミチーマス
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.
>>712682596
>At least people read my pasta
It's not pasta if you're the only one copying it.
Going back to >>712682305
Which you so plainly ignored, since you can't handle any kind of response that doesn't involve ham fisted insults. Lets talk about your HDP self esteem issue. What drove you to act out as such? To much coddling from mom and dad?
>>712682962
Post your waifu then.
>>712682068
I like the peace of mind knowing that things are taken care of ahead of time. It's easy to fall behind and then get snowballed by things if you're not careful. At the end of the day though, I take care of everything I can control and then see what falls into place and go from there. There's too much else to get wound up about if you let it.
What sort of work do you do again? Extra hours are nice, but there's a point where you just wanna go home and relax too.
>last math test tomorrow
>>712682969
>trying THIS hard to defend threads about claiming a Japanese cartoon character as your wife
I bet you're ugly as sin, virginity confirmed
>>712682962
The shitposters won.
People caring about 4Chan and the threads on it are just as sad as the waifu fags.
>>712683171
You can do it Misaki! What kind of math is it over?
>>712682962
The threads literally haven't changed aside from the faces.
Shitpost harder.
>>712683319
Probably how many good boy points s Waifu claimer has to pay his mom for chicken tendies
>>712682202
Cont'd
I hastily tap out a response. I selected a shitty reddit meme so they know I'm a cool hacker. I tell them to post a picture of themselves on an anonymous website even though the whole point of the website is anonymity. When they point out that I'm attention whoring I quickly damage control by acting like just because I don't like something another person does that I'm superior. I was spreading my KNOWLEDGE. I wiped my thick brow and put up my stinky hobbit feet on the table, in anticipation of this virgin's response. I get a little beep. They actually have a valid point again. I accuse their actual logic of being damage control. Then my mom came in to bring me dinner. It was a microwave TV dinner. Salisbury fucking Steak. I send it back to the kitchen and crack open a bag of Doritos. I got a (You) again. Because I unironically crave (You)s. What I don't understand is why they are claiming a cartoon character as their wife. Its odd.
After an hour or two of shitposting the amount of Doritos I've consume make me drowsy and I pass out.
>>712683181
See there is your HDP going off again. It's ok to have flaws anon, you need to accept them and work past them in a healthy manner, rather than repressing it and lashing out like you do.
It's ok to have some fat anon, nothing wrong with that, but this will really hurt your relations with others, especially meaningful relations with women.
>>712683405
Well it slowed down, but that's about it
>>712683269
That is the shit poster.
>>712683435
>I tell them to post a picture of themselves on an anonymous website even though the whole point of the website is anonymity
>the whole point of the website is anonymity
i cant tell if you're being retarded on purpose or not
All your waifus are garbage and you should fucking kys.
>>712683466
Doesn't count as a change. Speed of thread varies by time of day.
>>712683466
Discord makes chatting faster.
Alot of the traffic is split to there.
>>712683435
You're just copying me at this point. Also; You're contradicting yourself. This whole time, you autists have condemned me for posting on my phone and being a newfag. But yet now in a computer hacker who posts on a Linux computer? Hmmm, rewrite it where it makes sense
>>712683319
College algebra. Then finals in two weeks. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't as least twice as nervous as usual.
Pray for me.
>>712683407
Cool!
How many do you have right now?
>implying our "waifu" isn't just our favorite anime character
>implying our "waifu" isn't just an avatar to circlejerk with
>implying that we aren't doing this to mess with normies
>implying the shitposter isn't just a tryhard newfag
>implying you should care about a bunch of anonymous people on the internet
>>712678910
Mizore Claimed
>>712683114
It really feels nice to have everything taken care of, but too often I leave things undone.
I work in a hardware store. I work in a few sections, as well as taking care of stocking and shipping.
>>712683171
hi misaki. good luck with your test~
>>712683539
I'm having a hard time figuring out what you're trying to point out.
>>712683269
from what i can tell both miku and me are male
something about erp/rp zzz
kiss me miku
>>712683405
they have actually changed quite a bit for the better
there is much less erp and rp now
>>712683733
>implying i don't love my waifu
>>712683462
I've been dating the same girl for 2 years and weigh 150 pounds and I'm 5'11. You are the only contrunally avoiding posting a pic of yourself because you're ugly as sin and fat as fuck. Everything you say is invalid until you prove me other wise. Go jack off on your body pillow
>>712683171
Got any wiggle room if you don't do as well as you hope?
>>712683715
I would offer to help you study, but tbh I barely skipped by my math classes.
Chie or Naoto tbh
>>712683572
Fair, but slow threads are far more consistent now
>>712683663
The Discord is just a circle jerk
>>712683733
Who let Repede out again?
>>712684017
Chie is okay, I haven't gotten Naoto yet, I'm stuck on the Mitsuo boss.
>>712683707
>>712682596
>>712683539
>he doesn't understand irony/satire
>>712683881
>5 feet 11 inches
fucking manlet my nephew is 13 and he's 5'12". I'm 6'7"
>>712683707
So many things wrong in this post.
>Complains about realism
>All his shit posts I highly unrealistic
You also slipped into HDP again, trying to make yourself, even in a bad light look good, by focusing on the "hacker" term to describe yourself.
>>712684149
Cool. Post a pic of yourself
>>712684017
Labrys
>>712683767
Mizore who?
Never met another waifu with my waifu's name.
Also, Mizore claimed.
>>712683715
>>712684003
>>712683319
>>712683171
DID SOMEONE SAY MATH
>>712684126
P4G or vanilla?
>>712684189
Makes no sense. I literally said calling me a hacker is unrealistic.
>>712683171
Goodluck dude
>>712684296
I was mocking you by calling you a hacker
>>712683881
>Sure you have.
>Sure you do, thats why you stand on your tip toes when you take pics with your "bae"
You're so right, it makes so much sense, everyone is uglier than a fat cholo with flabby arms.
>>712684253
Labrys is super pretty and has a great voice haha
Making fun of autistic people isn't my funny. My brother has a brother that has autism.
>>712684296
But everything else is realistic, thanks for telling us. Go get another bag of doritos.
>>712684281
P4G, I want to play vanilla at one point though.
>>712684436
Trying THIS hard to defend a thread about having a Japanese cartoon character wife. Cool, post a pic of yourself and let's see how we compare of I have to assume you're a hideous man child
>>712684583
>trying this hard
Yeah, that's what I meant. Kek keep damage controlling your autistic day care thread
>>712684444
Quads confirm.
>>712684596
>caring this much about an internet community.
IT'S TIME TO GO OUTSIDE
>>712684586
Id help but ive never done golden; however, i literally just started my second playthrough and just defeated mitsuo with teddie, chie, and teddie as my team. Yu just used black frost and had a person with me patra and i just skimmed by the fight. It's a tough one so don't get discouraged!
>>712683774
Thanks Akame!
>>712683936
Yeah. I have an 82 average and need a 70 average to pass. I have one more test (about 9% of the grade) and a final which is worth 20% in two weeks.
>>712684003
I completely understand. I basically blew through my highschool algebra classes without a care.
>>712684270
Mos def
>>712684396
Thanks stranger!
>>712684436
>being such a pale shut in that you assume anyone with a tan is Mexican
Kek, not everyone stays in a dark bedroom masturbating to anime all day some people work outside and have a life
>>712684723
i like never use this site anymore and whenever i do i always get shit like quads lmfao
>>712683774
Keep the big picture in mind. Depending on how you do on that test, you'll know what to work on ahead of the final. I coasted through most of my university work, but I definitely had to put honest work into calc classes in order to pass.
Killing some time here isn't a bad idea to ease the nerves too.
>>712683774
Not bad at all, part of me wouldn't mind being in my old position again since there was a lot of walking and movement, but having an office to myself is also nice too.
>>712684596
As soon as I do you'll go
>HAHAHAHA
Because you need to show you're laughing
>Insert, to tall, to short, bad bead, no beard, general insult
Perfect man argument, a trick women use to turn down people they just don't like. They imagine someone else and compare them to the imaginary person.
>Ignore anything good
Can't admit you're wrong, that defeats the whole purpose
>calls them a virgin
Because you think it's an insult. I bet you thought fag was an insult here too.
Their is nothing to defend here, you have a problem, HDP is serious, you need to address it if you ever want to be happy with yourself.
>>712684688
Hey, you said it was being a hacker that's un real. So that must mean everything else is. You wanted realism, yet won't face reality.
>>712684796
I've read a lot of guides and they all seem to involve Black Frost, but I'm going to have to go back to a week earlier to grind though, because I always leave grinding till the last second and it always screws me over, kek.
Thank you for the encouraging words.
>>712684809
I'M ASIAN
I CAN HELP YOU
>>712684845
>when you dislike anime on a website made to discuss anime and shit thats based off of a Japanese website and currently owned by a Japanese man
>>712684986
I can only imagine how ugly and fat you are that you're going to such lengths to avoid proving me wrong.
>>712684940
ALSO! Maya from Persona 2 is super awesome and i would totally recommned playing through it, its not as long as p3 or 4 but shes honestly one of the best written characters ive seen!
>>712684845
It's the pedo stache that makes me think you're a 23 yo old cholo. Also if you call that a tan you need to go out more.
After all, you spend more time shit posting a thread you don't like than I do browsing 4chan.
>>712685104
Yeah black frost is just op as hell lol
And 2 bosses later you get to face the hardest boss in the game rip.
final boss was a joke sadly cause my chie was super farmed up
>>712685113
>when there is an entire board to discuss anime but you're too socially retarded to see that everyone on here hates you and puts screen caps in cringe threads
>>712684809
have you prepared well? also see first reply here >>712684957
>>712684957
I don't think I would like staying in an office, unless there's a lot of people passing by
>>712683466
Nice butt.
>calls everybody here a neckbeard
>implying I can grow a beard
Kekkekeke
>>712685285
Listen motherfucker I'll explain it to ya REAL simple like.
>/a/ is for ANIME
>several anon's here use NON ANIME waifus
Like Angry Marine Anon, Penny, XJ9, Chara and a few others.
You're also assuming that ANY of the things you said are true, that we give a shit what you think, that we're gonna stop if you keep going
BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DUMB NIGGER IS MAKING MORE THREADS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE FUCKBAG AREN'T YOU HOLY FUCK.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>MUH /b/ ISN'T EDGY ANYMORE
>WHERES ANONYMUS
>WHERES MUH RAID THREADS
>WHERES THE THREAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER
You don't matter. You're a piece of shit.
You have no life clearly. You're just as bad as a waifu faggot because you're shitting in a thread on the RANDOM board where no real rules apply
>You don't bitch about all the porn threads when there are SEVERAL porn boards.
Get the fuck out.
>>712685130
What lengths?
To you you're never wrong. Which inherently makes you a biased source. Posting a photo would do nothing other than reinforce your delusions.
>>712685221
>won't post a pic of himself
Must be pic related
>>712685285
>Everyone
Is that why one person spends all day here repeating himself and stroking his ego when it slows down?
>>712684126
post butt.
>>712685401
This is good pasta.
>>712683871
They haven't changed in the slightest.
>>712685401
>that lowercase e at the end
I kek'd.
>>712685423
I can only talk to a wall before I get bored anon.
Here, let me try something you're familiar with.
A/s/l?
>>712685558
but they have
everyone is a autist now
>>712685444
Stop replying to him.
>>712685444
I only do this at work during down time, I'm not even here during my weeks off. I haven't been here since 2 weeks ago, you guys must be getting shit posted by other people then, which only adds validity to what I was saying
>>712685275
Oh boy.
What moves would you reccomend for Black Frost?
>my chie was super farmed up
I really need to farm more instead of chasing the girls in the game, kek.
>>712685285
>when you have so much autism you care about a bunch of people on on the the internet liking what you dont like
>>712685658
You're crying to your mom aren't you virgin
>>712685769
you're underemployed. Get a better job and more moneys.
>>712685861
Kek, I work 7-7.
>>712685858
My mom is dead
I MAY BE A VIRGIN BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT A SLUT
>>712685858
My mom is dead.
>>712685964
I'm sure she would be proud to know the only grand children you'll leave behind are sperm cells dried up on a body pillow you bought with your inheritance
>>712685912
At the dollar store.
>>712685769
You're here an awful lot for just being downtime
There are actually very few shitposters, and more to the point "everyone" doesn't hate these threads
Or at the very least they act like normal humans and ignore things they don't like if it doesn't directly affect them
>>712685799
All that it needs is agidyne, fire amp, fire boost, and mind charge and let your team mates keep you buffed and you can just melt any boss. Note those are all moves it learns on its own, none are needed from special fusions.
>>712686104
That's fucked up dude.
You need help.
>>712686109
I know you've never even considered leaving the basement and getting a job, but I doubt a retail store would let you work 7-7.
>>712678837
I thought her glasses were her mouth and cheekbones
>>712686149
>ignore things they don't like if it doesn't directly affect them
Obviously it affects him because he spends his whole life taking other peoples facebook photos and shitposting on 4Chan
>>712686221
>>712686104
By the way, I don't even own a body pillow
>>712685314
>>712684957
Depends on your definition of "well prepared". I thought I was well prepared for a different test and got a D. Another test I thought I was barely ready for I got an A. I couldn't tell you right now.
>>712685113
What asian are you?
>>712686296
I also thought the same thing some time ago.
>>712686298
>being such a lonely virgin you can't believe it when you see a pic of your big bad bully and his gf
Kek. I've posted time stamps before. Keep justifying your virginity by pretending I'm stealing someone else's photos
>>712686149
Sense doesn't effect this one.
Rational discussion is met with insults.
Obvious better uses of time are ignored.
He's an ego maniac, he deludes himself into a false sense of superiority because he's lacking in real life. He doesn't feel good about himself in the real world, so he attacks people he feels are beneath them in a way they can't fight back AKA insults over the internet. Any response, from ignoring to proving him wrong is just more validation that we are what he says we are, no matter what that is.
>>712685314
I get plenty of visitors, phone calls, and other contacts to keep things from getting too dull thankfully. On the other hand, I can always lock the door for some peace and quiet, or if I need to focus on something undisturbed.
Working in the field had it's own charm, but supervision has its perks too.
>>712686434
>being this buttblasted that someone reflected your life in a 4Chan post
keep trying to feel important buddy
>>712686149
>Taking the bait
>>712686377
>mfw stopped studying after high school
>mfw got 60% or higher since
Maybe stop trying so hard.
my friends dad watches anime
>>712686402
japanese
>>712686434
Never proven she was your "gf"
She looks more like your sister.
>>712686560
>putting this much thought and effort into something you could easily ignore
>>712686167
Cheers man, I know what I'll be doing tonight. I can't wait to progress in this story. I love all the characters.
>>712686625
She's my sister you cunt
>>712686283
Hey, we're talking about you here, that's what you want. Let's talk about your job at the dollar store. You didn't say you didn't rather you redirected focus to me, so I'm pretty sure it's some generic over stock chain store like the dollar tree or farm fresh
>>712685652
Everyone was always an Autist.
>ITT:
>Retards who try to defend a circlejerk
>Shitposters
>Avatarfags
>Shit waifus
>>712686712
Nice waifu.
>>712686660
>being this hypocritical
>test
>>712686625
It would be pretty weird if I put this caption with my sister but I'm sure you virgins will come up with some damage control. Also, for you ugly kids who don't have social media, my friend took this pic of us on my snapchat for my birthday, that's why there is a caption on it
someone hug me
>>712686819
im a shitposter :o
>>712686819
>ITT: newfags that can't green text
>>712686712
You better stick the fuck around, Ruby isn't here anymore so you're the only other RWBYfag.
>>712686660
>thought
Not alot, it's obvious
>Effort
Typing isn't much effort.
Also he read it, he reads every comment. He needs to see everything about him.
He'll ignore it though.
>>712686873
>standing on your toes
>lifting your chin up
height conscious manlet confirmed
>>712686601
Thats nice but who are you quoting
>>712686711
Sweet! Its been my favorite game ever since i played through it this year and i cant ever stop listening to the OST. And since youre in golden I can see why you dont like chie, the new voice is a pain in the ass. But Naoto is super well redone in Golden and is definitely best girl so be excited to be with the Detective Prince ^_^
>>712686912
>ITT: Newfags who can't fake green text
>>712686873
So do you just ignore my valid arguments because they hurt your ego?
>>712686377
hmm I see. Well I would still recommend you to prepare more than not enough, even if it has not proven to be effective in the past.
>>712686592
Sounds great, it really is the best of both worlds
>>712686971
Obvious damage control. Okay let's see a pic of you and your girlfr- I mean body pillow
>>712686873
So your "friend" took a picture of you and your gf, then marked it "bae"
So do you get her on the weekends or does he just fuck you while she watches?
>>712686946
okie doke, i cant actually pick a favorite anymore and tbh volume 4 is not what i was hoping for so far ^^;
>>712687012
What valid argument? Why would i take a pic like that with my sister you autist
>>712687059
>Avoiding the criticism
Manlet.
>>712686873
Nice eyebrows faggot
Nice fucking Walmart shoes
>>712687108
Kek, he used my phone to take the pic so I could put it on my snapchat story. I know you're an ugly outcasts with no social media but it would have been impossible to take this pic by myself
>>712687113
Nice cheek bones fam.
Square and strong chin
>>712687173
They're camo Nike rosches. Man y'all are really grasping at straws, just shows how upset you are
>>712687269
DUDE THAST NOT ME WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO MY FILE WHAT IM SO CONFUSED
>>712687137
I said this
>>712686149
And you know you can easily photoshop captions onto pictures right?
It's not too hard to just take any pic, put a caption on it and say it's snapchat
Claimed.
>>712687230
So he took the photo for you, and put bae.
Do you suck him off for her while she gets ready too?
>>712687386
Jesus, you're really this lonely that you're trying so hard to disbelieve in a human relationship? Kek, go cry on your body pillow that your big bad bulky isn't a pathetic weeb
>>712686624
Nice. American vietnamese here
>>712687480
Where do you live anon.
Or are you scared of the internet?
>>712687463
You obviously have no experience with social media, you must be hideous. He took the photo, gave me my phone, I added the caption and posted it to my story. Autistic man child trying to defend his virginit festival
>>712686377
That's the kind of mess that would happen with me in organic chemistry. I'd be cruising along, ready for the exam, and then see the result. Sometimes that's just how it goes.
By this point though, you already know what you know, and trying to focus on what you don't /last minute cramming is a great way to freeze up during the test and mess up on the easy stuff.
The usual advice applies here, dial it back a little, get a good meal before, sleep halfway decent and you'll at least breeze through the stuff you know. Puts you in a position to use the remaining time to reach for the things you might know, and a shot in the dark for the stuff you have no clue on.
>>712687048
Yeah, it is. Thankfully my line of work is about having good time management and knowledge of various codes/ordinances. I don't micro, but my folks know they can stop in, call, or email anytime they have concerns as they arise.
>>712687568
New Orleans, I know you sad virgins won't do anything so yeah
>>712687480
I never said that that is what you did, just that it's possible and extremely easy to do
So any skepticism is justified
>>712687649
Where in New Orleans?
It's a big place, don't be a pussy.
>>712687448
Rin a cute, I hope her fan art doesn't stop coming.
>>712687481
never had that happen lmao sorry
>>712687048
Yep. I'll keep at it and keep an eye on here for the next hour or two.
>>712687604
Great advice. I always worry about cramming too much and screwing up the easy stuff.
You guys really are great.
>>712687649
What's your address faggot.
I'll come visit you personally.
>>712687735
Algiers 15th ward, do something you fucking pussy weaboo
>>712687333
I saw those at my Walmart, dude.
>>712687829
What road anon? You're the only pussy, come on faggot.
>>712687766
Agreed. There's been plenty of good fanart so far of her.
>>712687822
Right now I'm staying at 402 E. 2nd Street in Belle Chasse. I'll be waiting with my mossberg on the porch. If you step over my property line I'll gladly decorate my yard with your body parts you fat fuck, and i won't get in trouble either
>>712687665
>almost devil trips
>>712688017
>Using guns
Yeah. You're a fucking pussy.
>>712688071
Come pay me a visit virgin
>>712688017
Huge fucking pussy.
>Come near me I'll shoot, ohhhh
>>712688134
What's your name nigger.
Wanna make sure I don't knock your boy friend out.
>>712688152
Says the fat socially autistic kid whose never been in a fight. I.coukd easily beat the shit out of you but I would rather kill someone legally
Who's trolling who now?
>>712688134
You can fight for shit, so you use guns to make up for it
Sounds about right.
>>712687604
that's fun. I like helping people whenever I can. I wish more people would ask me but I don't seem very friendly I guess.
>>712687783
then you will have no reasons to worry for your test. and no you guys are great.
>>712688232
Dayton duet
>>712688017
Holy fuck you're edgy as fuck. Please end your life
>>712688249
Hey man the bullets will bounce off of the fat
>>712688249
Sure you could, that's why you go for the gun first, you don't think you'll win.
Come on faggot, if you aint scared what's your name.
>>712688322
Sounds black tbh fam
>>712688398
I posted my name you edgy autist who won't even leave the basement to do anything you're probably crying right now lol
you just gotta hate that fine line that seperates you having enough reason to justify your emotions and not justifying your emotions
>>712688017
>thats how it fucking works
good job understanding the law, bravo, slow clap, pat on the back for you
>>712688322
What kind of 12 year old name is that??
>Duuurr I luv nascarrr and sonnnnng
How fucking old are you. fucking pussy.
>>712688575
why dont you post it again?
you're scared arent you
![[insecurity intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/lVi1BWR.png "[insecurity intensifies].png")
>>712688249
>killing someone legally
>lol they stepped into my yard so i killed em
By that logic its legal to shoot Jehova's witnesses for going up to your door.
>>712688575
I don't fucking have a basement Jesus fucking christ i live in florida and we don't have fucking basements
>>712688322
https://lpsonews.net/2016/11/08/twenty-year-old-confesses-to-the-murder-of-two-golden-meadow-men/
zoz
>>712688637
20, you're the pussy who is THIS mad about someone shit posting your autistic cartoon wife thread. Get moms permission to leave the basement and come fight me then I'll leave my mossberg on the porch
>>712688017
Fun fact: if you shoot somebody outside of your physical apartment, unless they are actively attacking you, it doesn't fall under the castle doctrine, therefore you wouldn't get away with it
>>712688486
Yee
>>712688666
Uhh, are you too autistic to scroll up? Dayton duet, I'm so scared of the super edgy 4chan hacker oooook
>>712688637
>implying theres names only 12 year olds have
Holy fuck your autism is showing
>>712688765
Oh yeah you fucking faggot?
I bet this shit isn't even real. You're just using fake info.
Can't even prove that your gay ass name is dayton
>>712689049
You're this triggered? Kek. Get mommys permission to leave the house and let's fight virgin. Bring your Katana so I can actually legally fill you with buckshots
>>712687568
>カラミチーマス
oh shit hey bro. 225 here.
ITT: two flaming faggots that won't met up irl
>>712688790
>>712688848
>>712688873
>>712688910
>>712688949
>>712688977
>>712689038
>>712689063
>>712689089
>>712689108
>>712689142
>>712689184
>>712689212
The autism is real tonight.
>>712689184
>promoting your own damage control thread this hard
>you're still the only one posting in it
Man this is sad I have to go smoke a cig, be back
>>712689152
So you are a fake faggot, who's dayton? An ex lover faggot? You're just a pussy who can't prove a damn thing. Bet you don't even have a facebook, no friend having fag.
>>712689211
Baton rogue or Slidell?
>>712687783
It's all good. Been there, done that, know all too well what worked for me and what didn't. Some of the same approaches/strategies work well beyond studies too.
I always take care of what I can control first, and then I'm freed up to start taking on everything else. The Eisenhower decision matrix has served me well with work.
>>712688278
Seems like you have a lot to offer once someone breaks that ice- when it does happen, the not seeming very friendly part will solve itself.
>>712689324
Jesus. You're trying so hard. I've given my address and name, come do something unless mommy doesn't let you take your body pillow or something. Your butt hurt is showing
Who ever is spamming thread links, we get it.
Fuck, no eloquence
I don't know who the real shitposter is anymore
>>712682962
kys Ramsay
>>712689497
It's a guy arguing with himself at this point
>>712689450
The address and name of your ex boy friend.
Keep posing faggot, you're just a scared pussy who can't post any proof.
Show your ID if you're so brave
ITS EXPONENTIAL
ALL THE WAY TO 2000
>>712689538
We get it.
Stop spamming.
You can get the same response with one post.
>>712688278
No you are. Let's talk sometime tomorrow night after this test ok? I want to hear whats going on with you.
>>712689417
Thanks Houki. I'm probably going to go to bed pretty soon. Same with Akame. Let's try to meet up tomorrow night, roughly the same time.
>>712689658
Good night
