You'll never get to sleep with me. You mad?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You'll never get to sleep with me.
You mad?
Why not? I'm a cute hottie
>probably a slut
not really
>>712678514
Naw, you're rather average.
>>712678514
You have appalling taste in shelving, so no.
fk'd better
>>712678514
"Me" as in the fat old guy who posted this picture while masturbating? Yeah. Not mad.
Noice ballast point shirt
No my girlfrend is waaay hotter than you and has a vagina too
OK. Enough time has passed. TITS or GTFO
>>712678514
You look basic as literal fuck, your hair looks faker than Kim K's tits, and your tits are probably pushed up.
>>712678645
Over 100 guys have told me I'm hot.
You once sent me a pic of your ass, but I guess you've never posted tits with face.
you right , i'm gonna fuck you and leave
>>712678918
I don't post nudes. I just like to get compliments.
>>712678514
go to work bitch
>>712678514
>>712678942
>No timestamp
Right...
lets see ass pls
>>712678514
have you ever cucked your mexican bf?
>>712678952
You're a liar anon. I would never do that.
>>712678514
Should I be mad?
>>712679043
So an attention whore too. You are cancer OP, if that's even you.
Unless you never have sex again you can't actually be sure nobody in this thread will get to sleep with you.
There's just no way for you to know.
>>712679179
Of course it's me, I was in here too:
>>712664230
>>712678514
I don't know, I have boned a good amount in my life and I am pretty content. A man's mind does not work the way you think. Yes we want to bone everything, but we forget about you and never think about you the moment we realize it is not happening. There are some dummies that will continue to try to get with you, but in general, you are never in a man's mind.
I've seen this girl before, she does cam shows.
>>712678942
I've been hit on by more guys than you. And I'm a guy
U look like u went on line camera and turned up the blur all the way making you look like a ghost caught on camera
>>712678514
Not really. I only date Asian girls.
>>712678514
2fat2care
>>712679328
top kek
>>712679372
I'm 145 lbs, that's not fat.
This is me right now.
It's cold in my room. I'm wearing my bf's hood
>>712679130
Tits like that look like socks full of sand without bra
>>712679520
Ffs same fucking angle in all photos,
>>712679520
Your hair is a new color each pic
>>712679520
timestamp
>>712678514
>implying
>>712679438
Your eyebrows are kinda whack and less makeup would be cool but you're alright
>>712679438
Yes it damn well is, for a girl. I only date women below about 115lbs.
>>712679531
kek
>>712678942
Over 100 guys have told every woman on earth they're hot they just want in your pants lmao
get real
probably not even you tbh
Fine here, I'll give my tits. But I won't include face.
>>712679520
>This is me right now.
>cold.png
Wat
>>712679894
Got your time stamp in a pic with face?
>>712679043
Now that I see another angle I can confirm you are average at best, see ya.
>>712679894
... photoshopping....
pretty girl, but face expressions kinda emptybrained
>>712679894
... search-engine-optimizing....
>>712678514
Ur one hell of a but buster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKpfjVkmGvA&
>>712679438
Hope you don't go to the beach, otherwise you're liable to get harpooned
this thread is bad and you should feel bad.
>>712679520
I like the makeup mask
>>712679894
Ahorita le mando esto a tu novio, a ver que me cuenta
Naw... jus upset :/
>>712679894
Told you socks with sand
>>712680053
It isn't photoshop and I regret doing that
>>712679894
Include face or fake
>>712680156
this.
No
>>712678514
Tinder says something else about you, dear.
turn 720 deg and walk away
>>712680252
link tinder?
>>712679894
nice.maybe include your hair if you dont want your face in it
>>712678942
Students out of bed! Students in the corridors!
>cake face
Kill yourself, I fucking hate when traps like you come into anon territory saying you're hot, TITS OR GTFO, you're hot, but you're a fucking whore sack that probably fucks guys every day on the low for some blow, kys
You have no fucking lips, they are the skinniest most unattractive things ever. also, you're a ginger. fuck off.
> No timestamp
Fake
>>712679520
What is the name of the lipstick you're wearing here? I love the color.
>>712680411
Oh and last thing, your boobs are obviously saggy as shit once that push up bra comes off. 6/10
>>712680371
True that
Shoe on head
>>712678514
You'll never get to sleep with me either, but you don't seem too torn up about it, so why should I be?
Also quit it with the overdone lipstick and wear a pushup if you're going to bother with cleavage.
>>712678514
my gf is cuter u fag hehe
OP, you were that guy ranting at this femanon in the face rate thread, weren't you?
While I agree that there is almost no reason to post your face, male or female, I think your obsession with this girl is approaching sperg levels
FAT
>>712680685
No that guy was an idiot.
>>712678514
Not ever having to listen to you talk is much better.
>>712678514
nope i will not sleep with 99% of the beautiful females on that i will meet in my life time.Same with you.We can't physically bed them all nor socially is it acceptable if you have a pre existing relationship.Happy wife happy life and all that.Maybe in another life.
>>712678514
Well this is awkward....I already have... And i'd rather not hit that again.
>>712679894
who has this pic? upload it please
>>712678514
not really.
>>712680327
underrated
>>712678514
a little bit
>>712679043
are you dipping or is that just how your face..is..?
>>712678514
cleavage and fake red hair.
there's a million other people just like you.
>>712680848
No shit, that's why he thought you were the same person
>>712678514
i'm ok
>i'm in love :)
>>712678514
My wife is hotter, so no biggie.
gingers are fuckn nut cases
>>712680443
OP PLZ IS IT KYLIE?
>>712681406
This, would actually be wasting time.
>>712678514
No, just don't know what to do with the rest of my day.
It's been a long one, and I can't unwind.
>>712678514
/JodyTaylor/ when?
Do you want a life where you can have everything you want? You just need to fuck with me.
nah,my wife is hotter and I've nailed prettier than you many times. honestly, you look like any average bitch you could scoop at any club on any saturday in just about any town. You're average, no big prize.
>>712678942
Every guys says that to every woman, doesn't mean shit.
Where u from bby, pls be in aus
>>712681684
^×1000000, you deserve a TRIFORCE
>>712681873
you're so fucking cringy please leave forever fag
>>712681024
I only like you because you fuck with mexicans, not too many white girls are into that
>>712678514
Never tell a rapist never
>>712678514
Well, I wouldn't sleep with someone I didn't know well anyway, so no, why should I be upset again?
>>712681684
Well my bf wants to marry me so I can't be that bad.
>>712682108
thanks /b/ro
>>712679285
Exactly this.
>>712678514
you look like that chick from game of thrones that sucked all the cocks
>>712682224
>Get married to a nigger
>Expecting him to stay and not to cheat
>takes someone seriously on /b/
>actually gives into their demands despite trying to go against what's being said
>contradicting yourself at every turn
>>712682619
He's not black, he's Mexican. He actually did start out as a fling and came to me and insisted on us being more after a year of just being "buddies". He loves me.
>>712678942
this is exactly what a dude would say.
>>712678514
Nice b8 Chris Chan
What's the. Chan name this girl used.
>>712682778
being this gullible.
I've always knew I was driven by madness and I don't need you to point out this obvious fact.
Thought it would come up make up, but I guess this is close enough
>>712679659
hey bitch, no need to try out new waters before your marriage. >>712678514
>>712682224
>>712678514
There are hottier women out there
THICC!
>>712678514
nah
>>712678514
Nah. I've slept with better
>>712678514
I will never get to sleep with millions of good looking woman so what makes you so special ?
>>712678514
Why would i want to sleep with fucking whale trainor?
>>712682778
>HE'S NOT BLACK HE'S MEXICAN
>top fucking cake
>>712678942
That's because they want to sleep with you honey, that doesn't change the fact that you are a 8/10 at best, now post tits or gtfo
>implying you wont be raped
>>712682805
>newfags
You're like 7.5/10 sweetie
>>712678514
Why would I want to sleep with some fat male btard?
cool pic bro
>>712683540
8/10 is 2 points away from perfect, thank you!
>>712682778
>He's not black
>He's mexican
im a huge faggot so fuck u.... also check em
>>712682619
We actually need to make a pool as to who will cheat first. The nigger, or the attention whore.
Rather have a dick in my ass.
>>712682778
>He's not BLACK, He's MEXICAN
well holy shit girl
>>712683863
Damn you anon. My brain is playing ping pong debating this shit.
>>712683863
I bet on the attention whore with another nigger
4,5" 20cm cock, her man watches and records a cuck video
Over 130 replies and you faggots are still appeasing this chicks fucking ego, which is surpassed only in measurable quantity by her weight
tl;dr stop commenting on this fat fucks thread
>>712684196
That image is spectacular
>>712678514
Yeah I am. I'm handsome by witness, I'd buy you shit, I'm sweet as a fuckin button and would treat you like a best friend, and I can cook. Plus I'm white. For real though.
nah youre kind of disgusting..
>>712678514
No ty Toucan Sam
>>712682224
you two deserve each other youre both fucking disgusting in every possible fathoming of the phrase. jesus christ kys
>>712678697
anon is right your shelves are god awful. stop wearing so much makeup. bet you'd need a spackle knife to cake that shit on there
ballast point is good beer nice shirt
>>712679043
Ew dude you look like carrot top with straightened hair
>>712679043
without makeup is actually 10/10. take back my harsh comments about the spackle. but i still find everyone that isnt my wife to be unattractive. im not a cuck
>I don't post nudes. I just like to get compliments.
Wtf is wrong with you beta cuck faggets? If "tits or gtfo" ever applied it's now. This clearly is only here for attention and you guys are lapping her up like dogs. Fcuking pathetic!
Ask her to see her face without makeup. That'll kill your boner, she's a 1-2/10 who's good with makeup. There's a pic floating around, it's horrifying.
Fucking pathetic.
>>712685643
>>712678514
Why would anyone want to sleep with a fat faggot like OP
>>712678514
never sleep with you alive.
Fucked better bitches than you over 100 without money but
50€ costs a better bitch cip
>>712678514
One less soul for you to steal, you fucking ginger!
>>712685643
Yeah shit! Can somebody find that pic?
>>712686030
Why you acting like a whore? Real question.
>>712678514
7.5/10 . I'd sleep with you if I wanted to. Feel sorry for your boyfriend. Attention whores end up on all the dicks.
>>712686030
>>712678514
Post the fucking pic hoe, then see how much attention you get.
My dad has a saying. You can put makeup on a pig.... but it's still a pig
>>712678514
Nope, enjoy your stupid life you San Diego whore
>>712678514
she looks fat
lmao, thank christ, if I did I would immediately kill myself afterwards.
>>712678514
Little bit, yeah. I have a thing for redheads. Even fake ass ones like you.
>>712687847
Fat pig
>>712679285
This brofag needs a Nobel!!
baby if your boyfriend was that great you'd be getting fucked senseless right now instead of posting on this website. also you're just not my type sorry. my boobs act like magnets so im not attracted to those of the same size lmao
>>712690339
She said in a different thread she's a 36C, so you might want to reconsider that last statement. DD is the average cup size in the US.
>>712678514
How much?
>>712691014
my statement still stands true lol
Actually what really is upsetting is that you will never get to sleep with me. Sorry not sorry.
>>712678514
Nah, becuase there is some dude in your life who is tired of your shit.
>>712678514
Not really. she looks decent but she may be terrible in bed. I learned that the hard way.
>>712678514
I'll pass cuz you probably gots a dick
>>712678514
Land whale detected
Hey. I upskirted you recently. Blue thongs under a pale blue dress and you need to tidy up that cunt. Knew you were planning to post yourself like the vain bitch that you are. Highly overrate yourself.
>>712678514
I wouldn't fuck you if it would save the species.
>>712678514
Weak chin, way too much make up and you obviously rely on your sub par tits to get attention...that'll be a pass from me.
>>712693555
nice trips
>>712678514
OP, your point?
