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Canada threat 403 reporting in
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514
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Was another fag from med hat here while ago you on today /b/rother
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bump
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21/f/902

Poop my ass.
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>>712663680
what
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403 Lethbridge here
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>>712662438
204 just a another day here on earth!
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514
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>>712662438
613
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819 here
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>>712662438
Gimme some nudes
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416?
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905!
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>>712662438
Shit! 403 here as well
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416 here
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Three0Six! 306!
St00n!
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just north of ya Edmonton 780
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403 Chestermere here
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>>712669196
ayyy me too. what part?
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Edmonton anybody
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613
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any Calgary anons?
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506 here
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519
Bruce county better get some fuckin snow
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604/778 vancouver fag here
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403 native Calgarian woot woot
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>>712670076
u rich m8?
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>>712662519
WTF
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418
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780 checking in.
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>>712663680
Fuck nova Scotia. Lol 902 pictou county lets meet up
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>>712671647
604 too. deltafag. sup
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>>712666911
416!
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>>712663680
I miss 902. I'm 306 now.
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>>712662438
506 here
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>>712672307
chilling in bed jerking off before i work out u?
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>>712672822
pix?
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>>712672822
fat titted wife just got home from work. chilling before swim practice.
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22/male/902
i live in cape breton right by the causeway. like i can see the causeway. im here for marine engineering school. Im originally from liverpool n the south shore though. anyone know the spots?
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Reminder that Queen's University is the best university

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/queens-university-students-held-a-party-and-the-theme-was-racism?utm_source=vicetwitterca
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>>712665243
204? where abouts? Brandon here, lived in shittpeg for 10 years previously
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>>712672903
i cant for 1 important reason but if it was a few months in the future i would
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>>712672981
ew show me pussy
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>>712672277
dont try to fuck 4 chan bitches. come to cape breton and bring me some pictou drugs.
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>>712673204
fuck that show me a sharpie in her pooper
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>>712673204
the puss
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>>712672134
Fuck u Quebec city
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>>712673069
Get your stationary liscence. That way you get to use the shit you pay for. Life at sea is prison
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>>712664940
is your name cole?
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>>712672271
780 what up
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>>712673069
>>712663680
Add my kik deadasyesterday
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>>712673214
Oh yeah I got that good goodies here
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this is pretty gay guys. but i guess the more hardcore of canadians arnt on 4 chan. Im only here because i live in the most boring fucking town in the world. Go to the main bar on a friday or saturday night and ther might be 4 people there and 6 native playing slots
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>>712673687
nah dude, callum
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>>712663680
BIG 902 alert on 'em.
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705 reporting in
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Any 905/289
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>>712673665
its kinda shitty, but ill make way more money at sea. especially fishing and have 6 whole months off a year if i want. plus you dont spend anything besides bills for the months you are gone.
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>>712662519
is.. is that a boy or a gril?
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>>712672277
Pictou county home of natives and degenerates
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>>712674144
woman from nova scotia are either ghetto fucking idiots or stuck up massive cunt hotties or fat. some gross nerds but thats everywhere. theres not alot of in between
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>>712674361
>Pictou county home of natives and degenerates
thats why i asked him to bring me drugs to cape breton hahaha. Im right by the causeway. pretty hard to miss. only one way on the island
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>>712674190
705 aswell, just south of barrie
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514 NUDES FOR TRADE HIT ME UP!!!
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>>712674523
Our women* aren't like that.
Maybe if you've fucked women from spryfield, fairview or lower sackville.
In which case- are you a faggot?
Some type, yes.
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>>712671204
Lethbrige
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>>712674872
i am from nova scotia. In small towns they are brutal. We got all our stuff stolen last year by our roomates slutty girlfriend for example. Theres a few decent ones around but most of the time i have to roll my eyes everytime they speak. its depressing, i want to find one to spend time with but then they say something like " if i ever have kids im not getting them vacinated, its better to get the sickness and fight through it.." for example hahahahaha
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>>712662438
519/Guelph

Not a student.
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>>712675466
did not mean to say for example twice.
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Any Pickering HS peeps here that graduated 2006/2007?
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902 pei
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>>712675507
Adrian?
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613 trenton waddup. Bored af need to get out of the house.
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>>712669783
I'm coming over see you soon
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Canada nudes wuddup http://int.anon-ib.ru/ca/res/52517.html
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514
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>>712677697
what up son , downtown here!
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>>712677697
A/s?
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>>712673730
eyyyyyyy 780
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>>712674646
Yooo dude, I live in CB, half hour from Causeway, in uni for Halifax tho, age?
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22 m gay
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306 reportin' in
>ugly prince albert ;-;
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>>712677866
22 m gay
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>>712676360
Ya buddy. Can I borrow $6000?
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306 or 639
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Ottawa anyone got her nudes?
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250 on V island.
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>>712662438
Nigger boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKpfjVkmGvA&
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519
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>>712674190
I went to highschool with the middle one
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905 Sauga reporting in
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>>712666077
Here ya go
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greetings Canadafags, I'm trying to find work up there, anyone know of any finance companies that will spring for a visa? Been looking for a couple years without any luck
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>>712679392
>Been looking for a couple years
Definitely the best place to look.
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>>712679392

>>712679558
right, minus no one wants to talk to me up there. All the methods for getting residency seem to stop at me needing a job offer so I haven't been able to get around that
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Sudbury, Ontario
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>>712679664
You must be white
We don't take whites anymore
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>>712671647
604, surrey trash reporting in.
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>>712680022
No way that dog speaks English
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>>712679244
>>712674285
>>712667841

hit me up on kik bros, dentalfloss88
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>>712680224
>We don't take whites anymore
Nor do we since we realized that the Greeks, Italians, Germans etc didn't play cricket.
The Indians, Pakistanis, Sri Lankans and Bungladeshis do.
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>>712680277
me >>712672307
ayyyy
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>>712679664

>>712680224
I'm extremely white, but on paper I look super jewish (I'm not though)

>>712680663
didn't realize cricket was big up there
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>>712662438
780, Edmonton, Whyte Ave, standing by
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>>712662438
>canada
>threat
Ha ha ha ha ha
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416
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>>712680022
i was born in the sault. shitty ass city
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>>712680022
Look at that bid old rat dog. Beauty
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>>712681010
Arr not a looker in the bunch
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>>712677986
like arichat or whycogomah or on the mainland? and 22, going to the nautical institute in the nscc here 3rd out 4 yeara
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>>712680224
So true.. We only take brown people now. Not even the good brown people! (mexicans)
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>>712679392
get a real job ya schmuck.
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>>712672134
Queerbec isnt part of Canada. Fuck off.
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780 reporting. fuck Trudea, fuck Notley, fuck refugees
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306 beinfait area here
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>>712671533
519 here, London Ontario WHAT
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>>712680806

>>712681351
working on it

>>712681237
mexicans are pretty awesome, not sure why people want to get rid of them
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>>712681473
Lol of course you's say that. You're Albertan and probably conservative as fuck.

Do you also drive a big truck?
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>>712681636
Is that an actual anime?
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>>712681871

i have multiple vehicles and i assure you not one is a lifted truck. Conservative as fuck enough to say the west needs to branch off from the east and Trudea can have all the fucking refugees in Quebec

better yet wrap a towel on his head and he can live in Syria with his carbon tax there
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>>712662438
CANADA THREAT

INCOMING CANADA
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613/trenton/Kiersey L - Tumbler, pussy pics, panty stuffing pics etc...

http://sexylexikiss.tumblr.com/
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>>712671204
A 416 staying in 403 Calgary tonight
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>>712679371
Sexy af
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>>712681854
this should be bumped
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905 lookin for someone to smoke with
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>>712681635
I used to live there. Do I know you?

26/m
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who dislikes being called Leafs
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>>712682430
any nudes of the second girl?
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>>712680903
Cute
Can we see your tits?
I'm asking nicely, cuz youknow, Canadian
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>>712673135
Holy Fuck.

This my first time meeting another /b/randonite.
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>>712662519
stop posting twinks
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>>712681010
any nudes of the girl on the left and middle? or any??
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514 Go Habs!!!!
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>>712683991
ya, if u know her name i'll post one
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>>712672981
Jacking off to your wife's fat tits
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>>712672277
>
902 Pictou County as well
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>>712681237
No mexicans here, but a large increase in very African-looking black people here in the last few years
Not that I have anything against them, just saying
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>>712675507
M or f?
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>>712684169
the middle one being the one showing her ass?
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Any f up to hanging out with an m? Doesn't have to be dirty. 514
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>>712684060
brandon is gross. bearver joes has good foodthough
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807 Tbay anyone?
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>>712682101
western canada is a hillbilly ghetto
until it becomes a province of china
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>>712679244

Aye, same here bud.
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Brandon Manitoba here.

Town is being over run by central Americans that are imported by maple leaf foods to work for minimum wage.

Also seeing a lot more dark brown and black people.

I remember when there were only like 8 in town.
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>>712684558
Love those dill pickle wings.

And yes, Fuck this town. Actually Fuck this province.
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>>712684834
Oh fuck, I live for wing night
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>>712682430
look a sausagefest :V
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Ottawa anon here. 613 checking jn
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>>712685226
lol this guys definitely never even been near a girl with no pants on
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>>712684597
Dryden
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>>712671474
Hello 506 also. Near Saint John?
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780 slut
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>>712663680
hrm?

22/m/902 dartmouth
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>>712685018
That's about the only night with living for here.

I wonder if we go to wing night together. I'm going to have to bring this up at my next one.
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>>712684293
fuck yessss. here's some more to jack to.
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>>712685563
She's got some manly fuckn hands man
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>>712684169
know them?
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>>712662438
604 reporting in
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>>712685563
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>>712684262
katrina, is she from toronto?
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>>712685908
ya, how you know her?
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>>712686173
Is she a hostess at the rouge?
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king and bathurst

just bought a new mattress. turns out having sex with a girl and sleeping beside her in a twin size mattress is fucking awful.
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>>712686394
no i dont think so
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>>712686150
Looks familiar. then again she looks like every other basic bitch out here
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>>712686405
Did you know her before you bought the mattress?

It's been about aye 3 mattresses since i've done that :(
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>>712686405
I did this in a Single. I feel your pain /b/rother
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>>712685467
4 hrs is kinda far :/ whats it like being even further in the middle of nowhere?
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>>712669783
306 regina here dtf
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>>712662438
604, currently stationed in London as a student

Operations are going well, britbong immersion has been achieved.
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>>712686460
All asians look alike. Now are you going to give tits or gtfo?
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>>712686837
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>>712686714
shit was also on quite possibly the loudest box spring ever. We just ended up moving to my couch. Broke up with me last week but at least the next girl wont have to deal with that

got me a nice comfy bed from the north york ikea tonight.
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>>712686405
i have this adorable half asian/white as my fwb who stays over most nights.

i don't see what's wrong with it, it's comfortable
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403 nw cowtown
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>>712669851
NE of Edmonton here!
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>>712687014
Never understood the stampede hype
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>>712686998

if your both petit, and like to and like to spoon each other all night it is.

i like to sleep on my back and the ex girlfriend liked to sleep on her stomach and even though we were both normal size people it was real tight on space
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>>712672342
Aye
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>>712681122
Sault or ghouli? Fess up
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I've got about 70 ripped iClouds, mostly Toronto girls. Interested in reading for similar.
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780 Cold Lake reporting in
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>>712687150
Haven't been in over 10 years, minus a few work paid luncheons on 8th ave. Don't like dealing with excessively drunk people. The rest of the city is great to visit at that time because all the regards have been herded like cattle to the grounds
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>>712687286
i'm pretty tall 6'
she's 5'2
not even spoon, she kind of wraps herself around me like a radiating blanket.
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416/903/647 I've had numbers with them all so idk my exact code
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>>712666911
416 living in 613 currently.
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>>712673687
Beans?
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>>712663680
902 south shore sc walther999 hmu!
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>>712662519
I'll fuck that, regardless of gender
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>>712684558
Ex Brandonite here.

Move to 604 already fucker.
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403/587 Calgary strathcona
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>>712678614
SAUCE?
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705 Petey Bo, just moved from 250 Van Isle
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403 here. Forest Lawn represent, come down to the shell and fight me pussys!
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>>712687816
...why?
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780 here.

I just found out that Calgary has an Edmonton trail and we have a Calgary trail.
Crazy stuff
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403 drumheller
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306 melfort. anyone down for csgo?
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>>712687877
Wife left and took my sons here
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>>712663680
902 Richmond County
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>>712687924
and your mom has a trail of tears to her cunt. what is your point other than you are retarded
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>>712687523

yo how many tim hortons you got now? havent been back there for years
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403 stuck in deathbridge
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780 checking in
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>>712687924
Do people still do purple city?
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>>712688098
Well arnt you just pleasant.

Asshole.
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my nigguh
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>>712688114
\m/
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>>712685563
show the feminine penis
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>>712688104
We are at 3 now. One just got built, its more like an express Tim's though.
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>>712688517
Not enough. You need at least 5
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>>712688603
18 of em wouldn't hurt.
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>>712671474
>>712672603
>>712685546
506, Woodstock, fuck you people.
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416 what up Canada
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>>712688517
why? is this where gay canadians meet up to fuck?
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780 Edmonton checking in
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>>712688806
More or less
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>>712688806
Yeah.
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>>712663680
>>712685613
902 , m
dirty D reporting in
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>>712688806
you can also get pretty good chocolate chip muffins there.
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>>712684388
Aye man new Glasgow, u?
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>>712662438
902 Hardcore Chuck reporting in
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>>712689205
Darksiders, fuck. I used to live on Windmill practically under the bridge, where Jellybean Square used to be.
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>>712689565
hrm?
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>>712689235
And well, Ice Capp > Starbucks Frappe.
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>>712685563
780 m here wanna fuck?
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>>712689235
MUFFINS?!?! confirmed Tim's is an ass pounders paradise... Get a 2L breakfast coke and a bag of chips like a man
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>>712689810
gonna offer your credit card, dinglelord?
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>>712689709
Shit Tim's coffee > burnt shit brown Starbuck's water
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>>712689235
Have you tried the fries? They are pretty decent
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>>712687523

Military or oil worker. Gotta live cold lake
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>>712689881
yes

XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX
XX/XX XXX
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>>712690006
McDicks coffee > everything else
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>>712690060
fuck it didn't work, 4chan must block credit card numbers
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>>712690014
Tim's has fries? What the fuck? Are they halal?
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>>712689407
Thorburn
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>>712690121
Problem is though, there are about 10 Tim's to every McDick's where I live
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>>712690121
ayyy
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>>712689931
nope, would fuck though
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>>712665243
>204
Also 204 - Winnipeg
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>>712690148
they have those potato wedges where i live
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So many 403s in here
Where them nudes at my nigs
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>>712687461
soo
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>>712671647
burnaboy here
any wins?
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>>712689649
Bdawg Streetlord?
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>>712666023
same here
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>>712684597
yesss SWC
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>>712689709
are you a 13 year old girl? no one will ever take you seriously when you are drinking that shit. You gonna ask your boss for a raise while holding that dainty plastic sippy cup? when have you ever seen a guy score digits or even be looked upon as 'cool' drinking that pussy juice?
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>>712690301
so good
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Found a trap on tinder for you 780 faggots
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>>712690157
Decent actually? 21/m/
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>>712690583
Well I do enjoy walks also.. hmm
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Brandon here too. East end.
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>>712690569
It's basically what everyone 25< who doesn't like coffee gets
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>>712690583
I'd let him play in my AD&D game and probably kill his character, unless he knows how to use a 10' pole.
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604 bros?
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>>712690856
reporting in from burnaby
where at?
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>>712690856
Go spend your chinese landlord's rent money on some fucking weed, you nerd.
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Any of the brandon ppl got local nudes?
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>>712690935
burnaby too
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>>712690416
dartmouth man
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>>712690856
nudes?
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