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ITT: We all live in the same house.
>>712659439
Ok.... who stole my bad dragon dildos. OP wanted the 2xl one for his gaping faggot anus
/thread
Gtfo of my room and stop using my deodorant.
Whoever is up there better stop making so much noise!
Hey, who left the milk out? It's spoiled now.
>>712659795
But your deodorant is better.
>>712659875
That's not milk that's >>712659640 mansauce
For gods sake stop jacking it in the shower, it's backing up.
Whoever ordered something from the FBI company, their van just pulled up outside.
WHO THREW THAT FUCKING STAPLER?!
Shitter's clogged
Ok...seriously.....whoever keeps waffle stomping their shit down the shower drain is about to get figured up.
Who trimmed their pubes with my nose clippers?
GET THE FUCK OUT, I'M TRYING TO FAP TO SCAT.
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?!
ХУЛИ ВЫ ТУТ ДЕЛАЕТЕ, СУКАБЛЯДЬ?
>>712659439
>OH SHIT BOYS, HIDE YOUR HDDS
>>712659439
who tf took my pipe?
Just got the diagnostic report back from Comcast - apparently 97% of our bandwidth is going toward "tranny surprise" pornography. Who's gonna fess up to this shit?
WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES REPLACED MY VIBRATOR WITH A HAIR CURLING IRON
Who the hell fapped on my bird AGAIN?
>>712660902
ME. I watched it. No regrets.
Quit fapping to CP and come help me clean the kitchen faggots
Where's the remote?
>>712661196
Only if you help me clean the bathroom.
>>712661206
i do do you need it right now the games on
>>712661196
stfu and buy some more fucking toilet paper
>>712661011
Your bird was asking for it like a little whore.
>>712660921
THATS FOR PISSING IN MY SOUP FAGGOT
>>712660921
tits or GTFO
Anyone got booze I drunk all mine, and I'm not drunk enough.
>>712659682
Many keks
Which of you fags stole my collection of semen jars?!
I swear every fucking time some jack off steals it to either eat it or for some other faggotry!
>>712661353
we can only hope thats mud on the ground
>>712662425
it's semen
>>712662425
Sure it is...
>>712662412
Either OP or >>712659640
>>712662412
>semen jars
>some jack off
Badum tss
>>712659439
>Gentlemen there are femanons in our midst. If any of you would like to show your tits now you will not be kicked out.
1 stands forward
>oh um I I I I uhhhhhhhhhhh *virgin stuttering continues*
>>712659439
I said no fucking birds
WHY HAS NO ONE SORTED OUT THE HORRIBLE MOLD PROBLEM!!?
WHY IS NOT ONE WORKING!!!?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING MEDS!?!?!
>>712660811
I'm sorry, but its not my fault you make all of them out of frankfurters
>>712661925
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DUMPED LOTION IN MY ICE CREAM
>>712663173
COZ U GOT MY DOG PUT DOWN
>>712662806
I saw >>712661353 jamming your meds in the dog's asses.
>>712663173
>>712663249
lel these fags will never know it was me.
>>712659439
HELP! LISTERINES HAVING A SEIZURE IN THE BACK YARD!!!
>>712663400
i hated that cunt
>>712663319
fuck you
Whoever of you fags wants to smoke spice im upstairs
>>712663319
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>>712663707
Nah I've got some mdma I'm good
>>712663776
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGER
U gags need to learn how to canteen ur pubes up after you shave. Its like a black guy shaved his head all over the toilet seat
If we all really did get a house, how long would you give it until we all got v&?
There's a cutie named Bailey at the door. Should I let her in?
>>712664125
yeah, now I think about it maybe we should just let listerine die >>712663508
>>712664185
>her
>>712664132
2 hours 13 minutes and 50 seconds.
>>712664000
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hey guys I got some groceries.
>>712664185
How big are her tits?
>>712664250
Yes, it's a chick. Should I let her in?
>>712664352
did you pick up the you-know-whats
>>712664395
>her
>>712664506
yes
>>712664352
Did you get the lube and wet wipes?
>>712664352
did you got the cucumber?
you know for science.
>>712664514
She told me to tell you that she prefers real men to faggots like you.
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
I'm going to 7-11. Anyone need anything?
>>712663249
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE DOG ATE MY THUMB TACKS
>>712660224
Time for an upper deck
>>712664761
WHOS FUCKING DOG IS THIS
>>712664781
I'll take a 40 of Steel Reserve 211.
>>712664817
WHO LEAVES THUMB TACKS LYING AROUND A FUCKING DOG
Alright, i'm locking up the children in the cellar. If anyone ask, I have the key.
Also, start fucking pissing on the toilet seat.
Also, if anyone ask, i'm claiming the Attic. I'll have a gun to retake the holy land, Jaroomsalum.
>>712664781
mentos
>>712664781
A new house
>>712664352
Can I have my fire crackers? The neighbors cat needs to learn its lesson...
>>712664751
unlike "her" atleast I know my real gender
>>712664761
anyone want some dog to eat?
>>712664990
What children??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>712664781
a life.
>>712664973
I DROPPED THEM AFTER I STEPPED ON A FUCKING JAR OF SEMEN
Hey guys, the fuck doll in the attic needs washing.
>>712665018
just fuck it like everyone does.
I swear tae god if ye dafties touch ma deep fried mars bar an irn bru then am gonnae square go ya spazies
>>712665283
OH SO THERE WAS ONE OF MY JARS!
DID YOU FUCKING STOLE THEM YOU FUCKING FAG?!
If I roll even dubs, I start taking you all out with a shotgun.
If I roll odd dubs, I Cobain myself.
If singles, then I sit on my ass like the lazy piece of shit that I am and eat biscuits.
>>712664781
Newports
>>712665521
Woo! Biscuits!
>>712665521
well, sit on your lazy ass you piece of shit.
>Enters carrying groceries
Hey guys, we lucked out. Only one more chocolate milk.
Whwhwawuhhh!
*crash*
>>712664781
Pick me up some tranny mags and a couple chimichangas and tell the Indian that runs the place he's a nigger
>>712664781
I'm gonna need some more biscuits.
>>712665620
Will do!
Want some biscuits?
>>712665797
how bout u come over here and i pound your lil boipuss (if dubs)
*knock on door*
Hello it's your neigbor, mr reddit...
>>712665395
SHUT UP YOU JEW, I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR SHIT! THEY WERE THERE ALREADY
>>712665797
sure.
>>712659439
guys anybody willing to share my sis?
can i hang a nazi flag outside the house for the neighbors
>>712665880
get out nigger, this house is for whites only
>>712665951
Shiiiiieeeeet
>>712665893
(gives biscuits)
>>712665855
(gives a biscuit to pound)
>>712665931
of course
ill start spray painting swastickas on all the windows
>Hillary Clinton walks in
>Hey, gang! Bet you want to head over to Change.org to sign the petition to elect me instead of Trump, huh!?
https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19
>>712665931
I vote yes.
Just make it rainbow colored... we don't want to seem intolerant.
(gives biscuits to hang the flag up with)
Do you guyz want some ? I'ts very french food
>>712664781
Green Tea and Scratch Offs
*Put a memetastic ton of oil down the sink*
>>712666367
I mean we're anti semetists, not homaphobes
>>712665931
I was thinking about hanging a massive memtic killing agent over the front of the building...that'll stop the fucking postie from taxing us...asshole
>>712666461
but... i made this for dinner
SHITTERS FULL!
>>712666871
>>712666461
Why not both?
>cue mexican mariachi band
>>712666871
>>712666461
I thought we where supposed to eat eachother?
so I just chewed of anons arm for nothing??
>>712665669
You BASTARD! We needed chocolate milk!
>>712659439
WHO CLOGGED THE SHITTER, WE ONLY HAVE ONE
>>712666917
no shit sherlock, the bathroom floors covered in shit >>712661353
>most fun I've had on 4chan thread
>someone screencap this plz
>>712667327
screen cap it your self you lazey bastard
>>712663854
Lets mix bro
>>712667173
Well it was either that or I used the blender to dispose of the body, and anon was already using the blender to blend spaghetti for a condom or some shit like that.
Buenos dias señor!
I am your new foreign exchange student.
Where is my room?
THE FUCKING DEARS WON'T STOP HEAD BUTTING MY BULLETS!!!
>>712667709
GET IN THE FUCKING CELLAR WITH THE REST OF THE CHILDREN.
>>712667709
to the right and behind the wall you fucking beaner
>>712667709
you can take the shitter cuz no-one wants it
>>712667817
(builds wall of biscuits)
>>712668072
*gets up from table exasperatedly*
well, looks like I'm not welcome here any more. excuse me for a moment...ALLAH AKBAR!
I'm fucking done with you guys, the bathroom's floor is always sticky and most of the time is occupied, the dogs are fucking barking all the time, the fbi comes here 2-3 times a week to take one of you guys with them and yoy never come back, I'm moving to the reddit house they have really cool fedoras and with them I don't feel like I'm drawing in an anti-intellectual quagmire, the house adress is "le meme street 123" if somebody wants to go
>>712668072
Are those the laxative biscuits I picked up? All i can find are the fucking empty box.
>>712668364
well it doesn't matter now since anon blew the wall up
>>712668498
Well now what am i supposed to do? I needed those things to fuck with the reddit house.
>>712662798
IL KEEP MY BIRDS IF I WANT TOO
>>712668308
NOOOOO that was my wall of biscuits ;-;
so much senseless death and biscuit destruction.
I hope that 7-11 Anon gets back soon... I'm running out of biscuits.
(chews nervously on biscuit)
>>712668607
Cue "Redditberg!"
Whose deodorant is this again? I used it for assplay and forget which side I took it from.
making some food, how would like some
WHO THE HELL SHOT MY DOG FOR A GORE THREAD
>>712668364
Nah, just biscuits.... and yeah... running out.
I do have a few biscuits with a secret ingredient in them, though (giggles maniacally and hands you colored box of biscuits)
MARTIN STOP LICKING MY TOES!!!!!
>>712668839
It probably shot itself you dumbass. All you ever fed it was fucking cigarettes.
>>712668364
(psssst the secret ingredient in them is biscuits)
roll call, who is here
Excuse me señor... i do not understand what wall are you talking about... but, can you tell me where can i find some señoritas?
>>712668662
>>712668364
>>712668072
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THOSE MOTHERFUCKING BISCUITS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE!
I'm moving back to mum, fuck you guys, it was a horrid experience.
>>712668998
What if it LIKES CIGARETTES
>>712668607
ugh...looks like I have to bomb too things in one day...some one pass me the scarf...and a bottle of nitrogliserine
>>712668921
Wonderful! Now to dig under their house and destroy the plumbing! Anyone with me?
>>712669032
me...911 anon
>>712669046
GOOD RIDDANCE YOU SMELLED LIKE SHIT
Guys I rented a ferris wheel
>>712669248
Wasn't him, the bloody shitter's clogged. Have you seen the bathroom?
>>712669032
I'm here, I guess im the plumbing sabotage anon?
>>712668662
I'm back with booze, mentos, cigs, a ton of tranny mags, and... Shit... I thought you said triscuits.
>>712669407
I saw him rolling around in it, jacking off on the dogs
>>712669397
NOT FOR LONG! ALLAH AKBAR!
Dinner's ready.
>>712659439
Nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKpfjVkmGvA&
Johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine I'm on the pavement thinking bout the government
I have the most good boy points! Those tendies are mine!
where IS THIS HOUSE
>>712669032
7-11 anon here back with groceries.
>>712669548
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
>>712660613
Отвали это мой дом СЕЙЧАС
>>712669548
Where the fuck are the hands? I thought I specifically asked for the hands to be reserved for me.
>>712669823
they're on a seperate plate just for you.
>>712669150
Nah, I'm too lazy... but it's dangerous to go alone, take this (gives crudely constructed biscuit shovel)
>>712669519
No problem Anon, they are the best type of cracker anyways. (pays you in biscuits)
>>712669548
WHO THE FUCK CAME IN THE DINNER!
>>712664761
Some one shut that dag up or I'm kicking it in the face
>>712660964
Must be dinner time. What did you make spydar?
>>712669924
its fine, I already blew up the place. boy being a muslim sure is hard work
I'M BRINGING NIGGERS HOME. NIGGERS ALL NIGHT LONG. LOTS AND LOTS OF NIGGERS. LOUD ANGRY NIGGERS ALL IN THE HOUSE. GONNA RAPE YOUR WOMEN. GONNA STEAL YOUR IPADS. GONNA PISS ON THE TOILET SEAT AND NOT WIPE IT UP. NOTHING BUT NIGGERS. DEAL WITH IT.
right
gentlemen, and ladies(?)
someone has removed a bottle of little white pills with a blue stripe running across them from my room.
i'm not gonna get pissy about it, but i should warn you all that consuming even one of those will turn ou into a raging, cock hungry, semen guzzling faggot
>looks around
never fucking mind. they'd be as good as a placebo around here.
FRESH METH in the kitchen, assholes.
come and get it
>>712670112
Well, there goes my idea for a shit-cano.
>>712670294
Sure anon, right this way.
*Guides you to the Reddit house instead*
>>712670294
>GONNA RAPE YOUR WOMEN
uhm, we got a few TS's, but no women
>stupid niggers
>>712670578
we don't even have TS's, I mutalated all of them in the name of my religion
Whoevers been burying the bodies in the crawl space it needs to stop this place stinks worse than Gacys house
>>712666666 lucky bastard
hey anon can you pass me the cereal?
Alright, I'm almost done with this Triscuit wall.... no one suicide bomb this one, or I'll throw a Triscuit at you so hard.....
>>712671429
oh god...the urge to bomb...its so strong
>>712670874
talk to >>712670715
>>712670715
did you get their credit cards?
hand them over
we need to make a beer run.
>>712671638
sure, have them. just get me an AK-47 and some jet fuel on the way there
>Hey op, can I borrow you're...
open bedroom door
see this...
Uh anon, CAN YOU PASS ME THE FUCKING CEREAL
>>712672010
sure
wow, I actually managed to do something without commiting an act of terrorism
>>712671570
Put down that explosive vest, Anon!
(readies throwing Triscuit)
>>712672405
aaaaawwww...fine...I'll go blow up the OTHER reddit house
>>712670874
it's to make soil for my weed that i grow in the bathroom
>>712671881
done
>jet fuel
you know that won't melt steel beams, right?
>>712672728
but we can get high with it
( weed anon ) or make dabs
>>712659439
Am I back in school?
>>712672728
don't worry, I have some inside guys...just don't tell /pol/ I said that
>>712672648
phew
(chews on Triscuit)
>>712672814
>Am I back in school?
we talked about that
three teachers and several female students are still deliberating as to whether or not they'll be pressing charges
and the principal wants her dog back
>>712659825
HELP!, THERE IS A SPIDER ON MY BED
Can you guys take care of my sister? And don't eat all the cake!
>>712672911
can i have one ? munchies
> pass the joint
( weed anon )
Guys we're in teddys room rating each other's cocks come quick
>>712673143
sure thing!
(gives Triscuits)
>>712673288
thx mate
want some moby dick ?
>>712660197
Finaly you are paying attention!
Which Pokémon Game should I buy next?
Hey y'all. I made us some Spaghettbread for dinner
>>712661196
Can't we just trash more ?
>>712673405
Chin Pokeman
We are a disfunctional family
>>712661011
I was on acid again man my bad. I hallucinated it was my little brother.
>>712664352
Got my AR 15 ?
>>712664781
Buy me a new Asian guy for my math classes.
>>712673376
If "moby dick" is code for biscuits and/or Triscuits, then hell yea boii
>>712673618
Gonna need rice supplies, and money of course
>>712665931
Can we hang me aswell ?
>>712659439
Op seriously, turn down the volume when you whach gay porn
>>712673548
yeah no grocery anon seems to be pretty bad at getting guns, he got me the jet fuel but not the AK-47
>>712667007
>Joins with a second mariachi band
>>712669983
Sorry !
>>712673669
Yes definitely mate! Thanks for noticing
>>712673645
nha it's the strain i'm growing in the bathroom
but i can get you bisuits from the shop will be back in 1mn
>>712673712
What is this ? French policy?
>>712673674
you have a solid rop ?
>>712659439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKpfjVkmGvA&
okay faggots, i'm calling over for some pizza, which ones do you want?
>>712659795
Lmao that won't be a problem
>73 /b/ tards
>>712674111
ya know
>cheese
>>712673987
don't look at me, I just want to blow up buildings
>>712663173
#1. That was not lotion
#2. That was not ice cream
>>712661011
It's so cute, it reminded of my daughter
