anon,
if you you send an email back in time to 13 year old you, what would you say ?
Say yes, and try a bit harder.
>>712644647
Kick bradley out of the group, unless you want extreme social anxiety
I'd fuck you.
"Ur a faget"
>>712644647
dont fucking date emma in highschool
I'd tell her to not lose her virginity a year later to that 20 y.o. man. That shouldn't have happened.
"Leave school and run away from home you faggot."
Swedish education really hurt my brain, total waste of time.
Dude. Fuck Amanda. She wants it, seriously.
>>712644647
That time that you will wrestle with your hot cousin this year, push it a little further and see what happens
>>712645076
Jesus im jealous... lucky guy...
>>712644647
I'd say:
"Damn it, you tell the priest you don't want to be his special alter boy anymore".
;
Be more selfish.
dont start smoking you little cunt so your cock actually grows when you hit puberty, oh and stop chasing scarlett, she a hoe
>Always wear a rubber, even if she's on birth control. Don't trust she's using it right.
>>712644647
>Yo! Focus on your education and nothing else. Make money, buy bitches, be happy.
"Go ahead and kill yourself. It just gets worse."
>>712645076
Tits?
Kiss "girls name" unless you want to be a virgin for 5 more years.
you best friend is a shit head you regret knowing.come the fuck out now you might get hormones before you turn 18 and pass better than if you have to wait
Go to class you stupid cunt
Never do anything. Anything that you strive for, you will be disappointed with in the end.
>>712645075
I'll tell my 13 year old self to date emma
Have sex with boys, trust me you'll love it
Never get fucking married
>>712645384
>this
also " you can have sex with all those girls and still date Liz "
>>712644647
>hey you, in 15 yrs ther'll be this thing called the "internet" and postage stamps are gonna crash in popularity
>>712644647
You aren't hot shit. Start caring more about your friends and stop treating them like shit.
Don't let yourself get out of shape. Get into show choir and theater. Suck a dick or two, see if you like it. Invest in apple and google. Stop being a weeb.
>>712644647
How would I send an email to myself in the future?
>>712645321
why not do it now?
Lottery numbers
Huge list of football game results for betting profits
Millionare life will be sweet
>>712645523
ignore this faggot
I got no treefiddy you god damn loch ness monster
>>712645079
Det är för att du är en idiot, inget annat.
>>712645076
why did you need to add her it brought nothing to this you just want attention
>>712645751
this
"Stop being a faggot. ~ you from future
>>712644647
Buy alot of bitcoin you little fag, oh and date the hotter chick's instead of the ones with good "personality" in high school.
>>712644647
I'd say the real Chris and Erin were whored and trashed and changing the past won't change that. This reality is all bad/evil of creep filth souls. Don't have relationships and never be nice to anyone ever
>>712644647
Snakes will not flee from you if you shout at them.
>>712644647
figure out how to find where you live g'morning b why havent u killed urself when is it OK to rape a woman man
>>712644647
>if you you send an email back in time to 13 year old you, what would you say ?
>to my 13-yo self
There were no emails in 1969, faggot. It'd have to be a letter or a telegram.
>>712644647
Just fuck that chick and stop worrying about what people would think of you. None of them matter after high school.
Sports Almanac, Top investments for the future,
Fuck girls in high school. Ask Gabriella out in freshman year of college. Spend more time with Nana.
Keep doing you and don't change anything hombre
>that nigga got me my wife the next year
>he was living the dream so that it could be my reality
>>712644647
Don't get black out on New Year's Eve 2013. You'll whip your dick out in front of everyone and start jacking
they barely had tellephones when i was 13
>>712644647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjcYfJuLiXY
>>712645751
this
Tell your dad to get his kidneys checked.
Start caring now before it's too late
>>712644647
She will never like you dude
Hit the gym now cause you have plenty of time
Surround youself with good people cause you are worth it.
Water based lube is dope
stop playing football and do what makes you happy
then probably a lottery number and investment tips.
>>712645076
Tits or GTFO
>>712646148
I actually like this advice.
This will help me, thanks.
>>712644647
Don't fucking jelq, you'll go impotent.
>>712644647
This is your last year with Olivia in your class, don't be a fag and ask her out.
Send nudes
>>712644957
Josh? Is that you faggot
Tell your brother thank you for everything and you love him
>>712646317
>Didn't even think of family health problems/deaths
What the fuck is wrong with me
Don't let your best friend go to the carnival next year. I haven't had a friend since.
>>712644647
don't do meth and drink at that 1 party....also sauce on that OP??
>>712645426
>>712646071
>1969
jesus christ your fucking 47 and you lurk 4chan. really hope this isnt me in 20 years
>>712645847
Du är en idiot som tror att man lär sig något viktigt från skolan. Att vandra som hemlös är bättre.
A list of names of girls that I now realise in hindsight really wanted to fuck, including my cousin.
>>712645851
Why do you care? A bit insecure?
Don't move to Seattle. But as much stock in Apple as you possibly can. If that fails just go to a city college. We do just fine with a 2 year degree. People only care about work exp anyway. Also ask out Jessica, and if the timeline hasn't been altered by all this by now follow up with Zach. Don't wuss out and most things you think are important aren't until you're at least 22
>>712644647
source?
>>712644647
wouldn't it be child abuse if i send a 13yo a dickpic?
>>712644647
creampie all of them they are all clean
>>712644647
kill yourself
>>712646317
Feels
>>712644647
Start your transitioning to become the female you are already, it won't get easyer when you become 23
>>712646480
...
Fuck every woman you can. Every last one. Don't fixate. Just fuck them and move on to the next one. Use a rubber everytime. Put every dime you lay your hands on into Microsoft stock.
Dont touch that fucking cigarette
1] do not fuck any cousins; they absolutely will not keep it secret.
2] do not sell the first car you buy.
3] do not go to any Slipknot concerts.
>>712644647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULt6uB9mSKw
Make sure to socialize, work out and become very good at something, anything. Girls actually like you, but you are too stupid to notice. The girl you will fall in love with in high school will also like you by the end of senior year. Go for it. It is better to get your heart broken than not knowing what could have been. Don't be a pussy.
>>712646631
I would've thought a 27 year old would of learned a longgggg time ago not to post something like this
Khaled, I know you got hitters from Miami. Please do not send them at my head. I just want to have a conversation about how we playing radio’s game. Khaled, you a real nigga. Khaled, you a real nigga. You got the keys. But as we learn all the politics that niggas was doing for years. Obama couldn’t make America great because he couldn’t be him to be who he was. Black men have been slaves. Obama wasn’t allowed to do this [screams] and still win. He had to be perfect. But being perfect don’t always change shit, bro. Being perfect don’t always change shit, bro.
So, when I talk about MTV, let me explain something. I was hurt. Beyoncé, I was hurt because I wanted to present a video called “Fade” and I don’t expect MTV to help me. Mr. West, I don’t respect you. I will let you know that Beyoncé is winning the video tonight for “Formation” over “Hotline Bling” and “Famous.” They told me beforehand so I wouldn’t run on stage. Hey, bruh, y’all ain’t gotta fuck with me, but you know I got the vision and you know I’mma gonna keep it real with you. Beyoncé, I was hurt. I went down seven years on behalf of your—eh, nigga! Don’t [...] no shit while I'm talking. I am putting my career, my life, my public well-standing at risk when I talk to y’all like this. This is a moment in the [...], bro. The vibes is back. The vibes is back. Motherfuckers might feel a way about this tonight. Beyoncé, I was hurt because I heard that you said you wouldn’t perform unless you won Video of the Year over me and over “Hotline Bling.” In my opinion—now, don’t go trying to diss Beyoncé. She is great. Taylor Swift is great. We are all great people. We are all equal.
>>712646631
Ironically this is you now and you aren't bothering to change it.
>>712646631
He's 60
>>712644647
1.- Dont neglect school, dont fail semesters.
2.- Treat Lulu like a queen, party with her, let her do her own stuff, dont imprison her, she will be a great mom but let her be free.
3.- Go for veterinarian trust me, dont pick what you are going to work the rest of your life in something you dont like.
4.- Keep doing sports.
5.- Save money, what ever you can.
>>712646694
Woah
Dude just got rekt
shut up, you're like 12 or something.
dont be fooled, there is not a hot girl without a webcam wanting to see you naked. its a grown man, dont do it.
Hey, I'm you from the future. Isn't that just awesome? Bye!
>>712646631
*you're
>>712645065
10/10, i would send that too followed by a cock drawing xD...also i would include the next messages:
-Don't fuck it up in high school
-Show no feelings, trust me.
>>712644647
Get your shit done get your shit done get your shit done. This is nothing. Invest in (a list that I don't want to write out). Don't fall for Maddie or Tasha. You'll move to Portland next year. Go to college first. Makes life a lot easier. Avoid all niggers first year of college. Quit it with the edgy humor. Get the fuck off of 4chan there's fucking child porn every tenth thread.
>>712645185
>>712645334
>>712646392
>>712646694
Fucking losers, you took the bait. I have a cock nigs
>>712645851
This guy gets it.
>>712644647
Cut your hair and work on your hygiene, its honestly not worth the hassle and most girls think you're cuter with it short.
You're gonna lose some friends but you'll make new friends, just try your best to act normal around them and don't be distant this time, get involved even if you don't think they want you around, turns out most of its in your head.
Just let what's gonna happen with your current friends happen tho.
2014 is gonna be pretty rough and lonely, but you'll meet someone for the first time online.
Spend less time on the internet and more time doing your homework, the teachers will eventually give up on you.
Your gonna meet a girl in a few years on the internet, she's gonna be a bit shy and your gonna think she's taken but she's not. She's gonna become your best friend and only person to talk to (if you don't keep in touch with your friends you make in 2015), and it wont feel like youll get to know her when you meet, but you will. she's gonna break your heart, so don't get attached the way I did, she only wants to be your friend, but you'll be best friends, just don't get your hopes up it ruins everything.
Start writing down your ideas too, you've got some good ones in there but our memory isn't the best, so write them down.
In short my advice to you is:
Cut your hair and look after yourself
You don't have to study you just have to do your homework
Don't get to attached to others or rely on them for your happiness
That's it good luck.
Oh yea one last thing, learn guitar asap and pick biology instead of construction in school
>>712644647
I would say : fucking fight for the pussy, you disgusting creepy jerk, stop losing your damn time talking shit online and date those juicy pussy instead, they dying for it you stupid cuck
damn you filthy son of a whore, you're ruining your future acting like a fagget, just do what you really want, quit the porn and the gore online fucking autistic asslicking bitch
i hate this 13 yo of myself, would probably punch him really hard to conclude the meeting
Listen to your brother and father. Also dont do whatvyour mad to do at 19. Turns bad
>>712647135
Well done.
This idiot can't math
>>712646631
He's also stupid enough to think no-one over 40 know about the chins, or can even use the internet
>>712646631
Your maths is well off there, he is 60 not 47
>>712644647
you will be asked by someone on 4chan 11/22/16 if you could send an email to your 13 year old self what would you send
>>712644647
don't get married
>>712644647
Bill Ubell here. I'm on a pay phone. I am still blindfolded. My arms are bound. But a young boy has been kind enough to assist me. There's not much chance I'll get another opportunity to call... so I thought I would ask if-- What? No.
Quit trumpet. Quit scouts. Pick up euph. Join a div 3 corps. Become hot and strong. Rescue her when she needs someone the most. Have a loyal GF forever.
>>712644647
Go to college in-state. Find someone who's on the same page as you, sexually. Go to a therapist to help with your attachment disorder so that you can end a relationship if it makes you unhappy.
Stay the fuck away from Anthony.
Just go for it you faggot
>>712644647
>invest in fucking google and facebook dipshit. all of your and your family money.
That's easy:
Condoms really are effective. You just has bad luck your first time. So go out and fuck more before you get old and married.
/thread
"don't tell that lie"
>>712647514
What do you expect from a retard that types "your" when he means "you're"?
Don't date that guy. He's awful. You'll also later realize the reason you weren't attracted to him in the first place is that you're gay.
>>712644647
Dear Younger Self,
Hey dude.. this is your old ass fucking self righting to you from the future. I just wanted to give you some advice. Delete that email from Christine that you get in a few years. Your life will be destroyed if you email her back and go into that 6 year long disastrous relationship. Trust me.. I know you'll love her huge fucking tits and the fact that she likes all the same things as you.. but trust me.. she isn't worth it. Other than that.. DO NOT date Natasha Stone.. shes a fucking cunt, don't be so nice to her when her and Mike are having problems. Trust me on this.. avoid her and save yourself 5 years of bullshit. Lastly man.. stop being so fucking nice.. get out there and fuck as much random pussy as you can get.. don't decline the offers when they come.. life is too goddamn short. Also.. focus on your fucking self... stop putting so much time and effort into other people.. in the end? They'll all turn on you anyway... even your best friends... so yeah man... please listen to what I am saying.. and by the way.. save up as much money as you can.. you're gonna need it once you hit your late 30's......
PS. We still love KoRn in 2016... And they are still our foundation that keeps us going. Figured you'd wanna know. Stay cool man...
- Your older self.
>>712644647
only lurk
>>712644647
Have sex with your aunt.
Don't be a white Knight. Just fuck those chick's, they won't be with those boyfriends after a year and those tits are perfect
>>712644647
Buy Microsoft when it comes out. Buy CMGI in 1996, sell in 1999. Buy Apple and Berkshire Hathaway.
Buy that condo in Manhattan you were offered cheap when the market crashed.
Stay away from Christine, she is a great lay but she was psycho.
Remember girls are much more insecure than you are, they just hide it better.
Throw away the cigarettes, it doesn't make you cool, and bad lungs at 50 sucks.
Always say yes to going out. You are good at it, and opportunities arise from it.
Keep in touch with your friends. They disappear way to quickly if you are careless.
Travel as much as you can.
Work hard.
Love harder.
Stay away from Christine.
stop having dreams
don't start university
don't trust anybody
escape as long as you can... trust me.
>>712644647
When Katie and Sonnemarie ask you to fuck them.... DO IT!!! You'll thank me later.
>>712644647
/b/ gets even shittier, just fucking cut it out on 2007
>>712647021
> would have thought ... would of learned
> would have ... would of
> would of
> would
> of
> of
Nigger, you are so fucking full of aids ... go fucking die in a fire, you cancerous turdgobbling piece of bile.
>>712644647
Fuck Rochelle many times, have fun. And on the 2nd break-up, dont come back. Absolutely no rekindling with her whatsoever!
>>712644647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjcYfJuLiXY
>>712647988
WTF is up with Christines... I just warned my younger self from my ex Christine with big tits.
>>712646721
Ashley Alban, incredible ass and thighs
>>712644647
in the future you'll date a goth chick and a redhead, press them harder for sex and pics.
>>712644647
>trump
>president
>bet everything
>only something I would know as proof
>>712646952
why wouldn't you go to slipknot concertd?
Girls can like you back, faggot.
>>712648624
Right??? They all have big tits, and they're all batshit fucking crazy. I used to love the name Christine.. but now I cringe every goddamn time I heard that name. Nothing but bad memories...
Buy lots and lots of apple and google stock
>>712644647
Dad will stop beating you eventually, just hold out and remind him that he's only beating you because he's angry at his own failures in life.
>>712648705
> this
imagine how much money you could make, betting every liberal in the world.
>>712644647
Get off the computer and go play at Emma's house, you little fuck.
Bet all the money you have on The Cubs during the 2016 world series. They actually won!! Yes, I'm not kidding. They really did win. Bet everything you have on the cubs.. you will be a fucking bazillionare if you just trust me on this.
>>712646477
kek
>>712648869
Damn that hits deep
Don't rob that A+ on cottman and castor in august of 1997.
>Implying you dont already know what to do
>>712644647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULt6uB9mSKw
>>712648869
Damn anon
Run you dick through any chick that will have it. Save some money. And for fuck's sake, don't run up any credit card debt.
>>712647357
What's her name again?
>>712644647
01 07 13 18 25 34 36
joker: 20 32
>>712649148
heisenberg
>>712649016
>cottman and castor
Dude, that was you? Near Northeast HS and the airport? Damn
What's you're email again?
Didn't have an email when I was 13, they weren't a necessary thing to have back in my day.
>>712649290
I sent mine via Western Union.
>>712649148
Tessa Fowler
Dear myself and i from the past,
go to the world trade center and get on one of the twin towers, you MUST DO THIS ON 9/11/2001.
you will become amazingly rich and magic will happen, believe me, you should fucking do this, ooh yeah, and convince everybody you can to come with you, family, friends and such, anyone you can bring up there, Good luck anon!
In 8 years you will meet a girl who is with someone elae. You will joke about running away and eloping. Do it. Otherwise you will be stuck watching someone else living your life
>>712649442
wow
>>712644647
>its not gonna get better
>let her cheat
>pimp her out
>profit.
>pimp her sister out too
> double profit.
>also pimp neighbors out'
mega profit.
Don't leav the popular group for the dregs. Dregs are dregs for a reason. Be your own man.
Don't hook up with hs gf. Study, play a sport. Stop being a dick as a defense mchanism.
>>712644647
Break up with your first GF earlier.
>>712644647
Sauce?
>>712648434
Tell me about Christine, anon.
>>712644647
Clean your bedsheets weekly
>>712648434
Who's Christine
>>712644647
Buckle down and try harder at school and work. the friends you have now are meaningless cause youll never see them after grad. invest in amazon and bit coin. you wont be tried as an adult so kill them both.
>>712645979
not sure if bait or keyboard warrior ,
also the fuck about the dig on Canada ?
>>712644647
The sooner you stop giving a fuck, the happier you will be.
get a job and try to fuck more bitches 9 year old me would probably ignore this
>>712644647
life doesn't improve, save yourself the time
Keep going dude, fuck them all, you will be awesome! You will get friends who care about you, get a great girlfriend for a while, and you will get straight A's in Highschool. Just wait till you get older, its awesome!
>>712645751
Lottery numbers ?
The lottery keeps track of the amount of tickets and numbers played , do your research.
>>712644647
Put your dick into Marlen and several other girls they will like you. Dont start smoking and dont try drugs even for a short period of time. Dont waste your time on studing logistics and go with chemistry on your first try. Oh and hold on to your marital arts addiction, it will be good for you.
>>712644647
Kill yourself.
>>712644647
buy bitcoin
>>712649900
Lived on Long Island, born in 67. Great looking blonde, could party with the boys, and a perfect body at the time. And would cheat and lie at the drop of a hat. Stole my heart for years.
>>712644647
Take it easy you dont have to impress anyone. Just live your life and stop being such a jerk and dick. Respect ppl around you and the girl you'll get cuz' she's a treasure.
>>712644647
-Go ahead and hide that money for dad - it will keep you from starving after he goes to prison - and he never comes back, anyway.
-Ellen wants to run away from home and is a coward; don't listen when she says she loves you
-After you get through basic training DO tell the army doctors about the migraines. It is an aneurysm, you dope, and it almost kills you
-That really nice girl you meet on a blind date? Yeah/ Just go ahead and propose when you think of it. She'll say yes.
I'd send him back all of the winning jackpot numbers and dates for the lotery.
Stay the fuck away from tyronne nad his nigger friends
Don't do it
Ask her out, stop being a pussy faggot.
Have more sex, and just let me tell you about this thing called BDSM....
Stop fucking around in school or you will fucking hate yourself for it later , Skate more ya can get better , ya play a harmonica but pick up the guitar too . quit smoking . exercise man strengthen your back trust me a tailbone like ours sucks. Have more confidence , seriously grow a bigger pair . Don't cut your hair keep it long . when the time comes just tell Chris ya like him . you get your first girl at 16. Dad tries to be understanding but doesn't like us being bi
>>712644886
pretty much this. Had a few girls ask me out when I was in middle school. Dating woulda been much easier.
Also tell myself that my disease gets worse very fast after 18 so take care
>>712644647
"remember to register google.com"
>>712645219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKpfjVkmGvA&t
>>712644647
Don't do drugs god damn it. It was a journey that should not of happened but I'm glad it's over.
>>712650833
you meet good people , you love it back in Nova when you move best years I've had / you will have in high school. Don't drink too much keep it in moderation . Listen to almost every genre of music, explore it you'll love it
Cut back on the anime a bit .
Don't go on that roof with Gaige and Mike
Don't light the grass behind the store on fire .
Good luck
I'd send back the lyrics to justin biebers "baby" and cash in.
>>712644647
Stop giving a fuck what other may think about you
Try hard now while it's still easy
The gym isn't as scary as you may think it is
>>712644647
Sharon grows up to be ugly. Don't bother.
Jump, it won't get any better.
>>712644647
save up all your money for the 2016 election and put it all on TRUMP
>>712644647
"How the fuck are you reading this email in 1979? Oh, and buy Apple".
"Tell Momma how much you love her! You won´t regret it. And dude, dont be such an idiot with Dana, she is THAT girl, so dont be too clingy and font fuck it up(you will understand)."
>>712646477
Don't left school.
Dont be such a pussy and a dumbass, dont stay with the girl youre with now because she will cheat on you with your best friend. And when junior year of high school comes around, avoud the whore and drama she brings. Go to every party and dont moss that damn rave. Senior year, keep on to her, that one who you lost due to being ignorant. Also, get into cars
>>712649442
kekd way too hard for that shit
>>712651959
>Don't left school
Sound advice
>>712644647
save harambe
Tell grandpa to stop.
Leave Shannon alone, she's too young.
Go to class to graduate on time.
>>712644647
You do not know how much it hurts, to think that you faggots are under the impression I had E-mail's when I was 13 years old.
Literally fuck you newfags.
Avoid 9/11
>>712652370
Western Union. Telegram for MR. MONGO...
>>712644647
Leave home. Yes its the righy call dont wait until you're 16.
>Ayo faggot back up dem Team Fortress Classic maps, sounds, models etc you'll understand later also cocks
>PS: Hitler was right
>>712652370
I had email at thirteen. Hotmail specifically. This was 1994. Still have the account.
>>712644647
Dear anon:
It's me ,anon, yes, that anon, yes, you. I writing to myself from the past in order to deliver a very important message. Stop, do not even try, just give up and kill yourself, trust me, is for the better. I could give you more detail, but whats the point? Life is just pretty sad right now so nothing has really chance that much....well, there is something: I got a serious disease and I'm (we are) going to die in a couple of years. And yes, I'm complitly alone and there is no one by my side. Do you remember Alexa? She is with that guy (yes, that guy) and she is actually happy and full of life. She even has two precious little girls and a third one is on the way. There is nothing better out there, there are no answers, no god or demon, it's just a void, an endless void.
>>712644647
4,8,19,27,34,10
1/13/16
Nothing more, nothing less.
>>712644647
>fucking study in school
>don't go out with theresa or alexandra. tessa will cheat on you and alex will become an hero
>don't dump sally-anne as soon as you get bored. at least try and bone her first
>if you end up going out with flo, make sure you treat her right so she doesn't leave. she'll be the best thing that ever happens to you
>don't take any head shop drugs
>don't smoke so much weed and don't get caught
>don't be such an autistic cunt in general
also probably some lottery numbers and winners of various sports tournaments
kill all gays
>>712644647
Get internet
Do good and work hard in school.
When Nancy tells you she likes you, go ahead and ask her out.
When you get older buy stock in Google and Apple, also keep an eye out for a little company called Facebook and buy stock in that.
The Cubs are gonna win The World Series in 2016 so put some money there.
I know you like Asian girls but don't bother with Tina, she's out of your league.
For fucks sake just do it right this time.
Visit Karen in the next 2 months
>>712644647
>Get fit, go to the gym now
>put down the soda, never drink one again unless the word diet is in big fucking letters on the can
>Girls are not all dumb sluts, you are just rationalizing your fear of rejection and lack of confidence
>Fuck as much teenage pussy as is humanly possible now, by the time you realize how great that shit is, it will be illegal for you to do so
>Don't be so hard on Dad, he has his reasons for being a prick but you wont understand until after hes dead
>>712644647
Take off that gay ass Green Day wristband you faggot
>>712644647
>I am lawyer for the 29th Prince Shalatalahard of Aladubashi in Saudi Arabia. His recent passing resulted in the his accounts of $50,000,000,000 GBT being locked by federal government. Prince has listed you in his will to receive payment due in process to yourself with bank account number required.
take it easy. take life less seriously.
that ull not end up a wizard virgin
>live exactly how you want until you meet her then don't fuck up that decent job you have and everything will be awesome while you go to school
>she sucks mean cock and loves when you cum in her, don't be such a dick little me
>>712644647
sause on that gif faggot
I'd just send a lot of porn. Imagine that. Porn from the future!
Put down the videogames, join a sports team, practice music, invest in bitcoin
>>712644647
>Brush your fucking teeth.
>If you could study a bit more that would be great because uni is a lot harder to coast through than high school.
>Get a job too, don't wait until you're old enough to actually need one, cause by that time employers will expect you to have experience.
>Don't wait until you're 20 to learn to drive either. >The relationships you have will largely be alright, but once you feel bored just leave. Hanging around when you don't feel it isn't helping either of you.
>You'll never use a condom but don't worry about it, atow you never caught anything.
>Socialise as much as you can during high school even though you're an introvert, because it'll be the last time you have friends. >Make an active effort to spend more time with your dad, cause he won't try very hard and you won't have him much longer.
>If you're wondering why I formatted this email the way I did you'll understand soon enough.
Listen up. Time is the only resource you're going to wish you had more of. Money and women are always out there but time isn't something you get back, after 26 your body is going to go down hill, but only if you let it. Never and I mean NEVER use alcohol as medication. Getting hammered on the weekends isn't a big deal but only for like a month, then take a break. "Time you enjoy wasting isn't time wasted" may be true, but for every 2 hours of video games try and take AT LEAST 30 minutes to work on yourself (aim for an hour), be it working out or learning a new language. When you get to community college don't be afraid to take more than 2 classes at a time! And don't focus on music, get the general ed classes out of the way while you're taking your core music classes (you'll change majors anyway so don't stress too much about it). Go to the doctors for a lower back Xray NOW. You have something that they can treat that will save you a life time of lower back pain. Don't let shitty people into your life, you will become the average of the 5 people you spend the most time with so always look for people with something to offer, or that are more skilled than you so you can learn and grow. Start working when you're 16 and save up. The housing bubble will pop around 2008-2009 and everything will be dirt cheap. Help your parents with their business, either for cash or just to feel better about yourself. Don't be a slacker. Don't be afraid to talk to talk to girls, turns out they love your dick, but try not to put it in the crazy ones. Always wear a condom, or better yet, get the HPV vaccine before you get too sexually active. Warts are harmless but they kill your ego and take forever to go away.
Most importantly always learn, always grow. You're going to meet some real shitty people in your life, learn to recognize them, thank them for teaching you what a shitty person looks like and move on. Don't think negative thoughts all the time.
>>712644647
Future is the same as now. Just with smartphones.
Always end what you have begun.
>>712654110
Also you're going to meet a girl named Ally. She'll give you some of the best memories of your life but will also turn out to be pure fucking evil. Have fun with her for like 3 months but when you meet her hot friend (you'll know which one) jump ships. I just saved you two years of sexless teen relationship issues. You're welcome.
(fuck this "comment too long" bullshit)
Don't ride the go ped.
Taylor has herpes.
>>712644647
You're gonna meet a girl named Alex who you fall for immediately, but just let her walk by, and don't talk to her.
Because the things you're going to say to her when she breaks up with you will drive her to kill her self, and you will feel guilty about it forever.
I'm sorry, I know she's gorgeous, butt you'll end up destroying her, and scarring her family And friends forever.
Sincerely
-a 29 year old you.
I'm sorry Alex.
>>712651594
are you really 60 years old? I'm 39, thought I was the oldest guy here....
>>712644647
invest in apple and google you dumb shit
>>712654322
Not remotely oldest guy here.
>>712644647
Fuck every girl who gives you the time of day. Fat ugly dgaf
Don't be so needy. Let girls come to you.
DO BETTER IN UR FUCKING TESTS U LITTLE SAND NIGGER
>>712647530
underrated
>>712644647
She likes you and you like her, you feel that you are not good enough but you are a good boy, which is very important. Also, please if you still meet Irene in this temporary line just stay away from her, she is a bad bitch.
Pd: dont play near any Subway constructions or you will get this
>>712654290
Damn.....
>>712647530
fucking legit
>>712654727
What am I looking at here?
>2003
Get on 4chan at the start and become a true oldfag
>>712644647
"Send nudes pls"
Simply put? Avoid crazy women... stop falling for the same shit time after time. They come off real sweet in the beginning, but they have a tell that gives them away that they're really batshit crazy.. learn it sooner than later.. it'll save you a lifetime of heartache. Also, fuck all the pussy that comes your way, stop trying to be a white knight and treating women like they actually matter, because they don't. They REALLY don't. They will always and forever break your heart, so just use them like the whores they are. Other than that? Save up as much money as you can...you're gonna need it. Work on yourself more, don't focus on women so much. You're better off alone.
at spring 2016, bet everything on Trump
>>712644957
wait, you got social anxiety because of another dude?
dude! i had the same issue, except the guy was my NAN!
>>712649442
I'll take
>what is a paradox?
for 200, Alex.
dont do drugs. stop hitting the bottle so hard, you will get health problems in your 20s
The winning lottery numbers the day I turn 18.
>>712653606
Story ? About your dad, I mean..
>>712654290
What did you say to her?
>>712644647
Take pictures of your mom showering through the window. Also avoid Kasey, she'll ruin your life. Other than that, stay the course.
>>712654844
The flash and config of the camera blnds it in and shit, but i hav a huge scar across the palm of my hand and it was deep and large enough to almost cut my tendons, I was lucky for 0.3 cm
>>712647334
>Calling you out
>Taking the bait
I want reddit to leave
>>712644647
Buy a shitload of bitcoin when it is created
Also attach a list of the results of every significant sports event for betting purposes
Stop sucking your friend's dick, faggot. It's not gonna help you get a girlfriend. Girls don't even have dicks.
>>712655238
Dayum...
>>712655238
A
>>712655073
Lol this made the original post funny.
>>712644647
You could have been a great boxer, it's not too late yet for you, otherwise you will only use your fists while street fighting.
T. You from the future.
Ps. FUCK SCHOOL do the sport instead.
>>712646477
Yes you fucking cunt.
>>712655144
I told her that the only reason I acted like I loved her was because I wanted to get into her pants, and that is the only thing she will ever be good for.
That I could see the way her mother resented her in her eyes, (she believed she was the reason for her parents divorce) and that I hope she gets raped.
I have nightmares where I'm trying to give her a knife, pleading with her to kill me and saying that I'm sorry, and she just smiles and walks away faster than I can run after her..
>>712644647
Stop thinking it's gonna get better and pop yourself.... Cuz it doesn't get better, it just gets worse....
ur mum wil kil hrself in march
>>712644647
Fuck all the 5/10s I was hesitant about when I was in high school
>>712644647
>ooga booga bitch your future is ruined
>>712655144
>Story ? About your dad, I mean..
Nice dubs.
He always seemed to boss my mom around and just generally be a prick to her (and the rest of the family). But truth of the matter was that he was hard on all of us (and himself) because he had high expectations, and rightfully so. After he died, my family totally crumbled. My mom turned into an alky and my brother now collects NEET bux. We needed that discipline and we were much happier when he was riding us than we are now
Hello younger self... Just writing to say that you end up a huge fat fuck with massive health problems, no life, no friends, no money, and you teeter on the verge of being homeless all the time... you get your heart broken by quite a few cunts that you waste YEARS of your life on... and in your late 30's you give up on life and completely let yourself go... my only advice to you is... avoid women, they are your ruin... save money... work hard... focus on yourself... and whatever you do... STAY ACTIVE... don't give up or you will end up depressed, fat, and hopeless... Godspeed younger self.. good luck, you WILL need it.
>>712645262
News flash. Cigarettes don't stunt cock growth. Micro penises these days. Always mad.
>>712644647
Own up and tell your mum your mini disk player is missing, you haven't lost it, your brother is a heroin addict and has stolen it, then sold it, for drug money. Your mum just doesn't have the heart to tell you about his problems yet
Invest in Islam. Allahu Ackbar.
I'd tell 13 year old me not to be a fucking nerd and actually care about my friends and not be a socially recluse asshole to everybody. Also do sports
Think about your hygiene even if parents haven't ever, no one likes a smelly greasy fat tard. Stop drinking pepsi and stop saying you don't like water. Try harder in school or you're going to community college.
Okay so in around 5 years you will meet a beautiful blonde/brown haired girl named jess at the back of a greyhound bus who looks quite lost, and you will realize you had met her about a month before, whatever you do, do not ask her to sit with you, this will cause a chain reaction that leads to you falling for her and asking her out, she will NEVER love you back, she will cheat on you, she will manipulate you, she will use you, she is a lesbian and only provides you things to get her other things, she will cause you to stop talking to 2 of your best friends, a year will pass, you have put up with her shit for this lobg because you genuinly love her, your house will then be lit on fire by a drunk, you are then homeless temporarily and at your lowest point, this is when jess will fuck you up worst, she will then tell you everything she had done wrong, her thoughts, her sexual partners, her girlfriends, all the boys she used during yours and her relationship, you two will then break up, and you will go to work the next day, get in your bosses truck, stall it and then break down mentally, the next 6 months you hate jess to the point you want to attack her but you see her destroying herself, drugs, alcohol, self harm, you hate seeing herself put herself that way, but you also hate her, this will be the hardest point to deal with seeing her like this every day as she gets worse because you are working in the same building as her for the next 4 months
This will come with a cost though, you will need to find and befriend Tom the guy who will risk his life for you and Blade, The girl/guy who you trust with information more than anyone else, because you origionally meet them through jess, now you need to seek them out
>>712644647
The lottery numbers and stock market history for the last 9 years, never get in a relationship with femanon, who would win the election and my college work from the last 3 years.
Have a good life 13 year old me.
I've been since i was like 6-7 when i started thinking that i was ugly, but now im 19, man, it was i just were a pussy, im able to fuck any girl i know, and im not like polite af, im like 95kg 185cm, its just im a fucking stoned legend, check that joint
Fuck her and move on. She wants to be fucked, not to be loved. She won't pick you no matter what you do but she'll let you in her pants pretty easily.
>>712644647
Don't say no to any girl. Fuck them all!!!!
>>712644647
Don't let dad go to work September 11, 2001
>>712644647
Kill some kids with scissors and shoot up some bums because you will end up only getting a couple of years in an institution. Ow and take xtc earlier fucking nerd
Don't break up with the redhead, she just keeps getting hotter and hotter and you are progressing around the "bases" just fine. you are on track for hand jobs and blow jobs. Dont just slide by comfortably, dedicate yourself to school and athletics. Fuck Haley and all the girls in your youth group, as it will turn out they are all closet sluts anyway. When you go to a different college than the redhead make sure to keep her on a fuck buddy list but enjoy the next 4 years. Make new friends and dont fuck with just the same 2 chicks the whole time.
Dear 13 year old me,
Okay, in about one year time you will get pussy, congrats, but your'e still going to be a slightly overweight piece of shit.
Take weight training starting sophomore year, don't wait till Junior year, you will become the strongest guy in the class by
your senior year. Stop taking out your dads care in the middle of the night, the first two times were okay but you're pushing
it every time after that. Don't date that little jungle asian girl. You'll spend an entire year hating yourself. Kiss your besty,
don't date her just yet.
Choose Brittany over Breanna. I don't know where that path leads but I promise Brittany feels the same way you do and your future with Breanna is full of pain and hate.
study more, go out with your friends and don't isolate yourself
also fucking study
For the love of god, whatever you do, don't make that web site and send links to everyone in school.
Don't cut yourself where your parents can find you.
It'll be a decade in and out of hospitals and RTCs and behavioral schools leading to a chain of progressively more horrible nightmares that culminate in finding and losing the most awesome person in the world and then getting raped and tortured and your reality torn to shreds by literal demons in front of millions of people and you might burn for eternity...
Just don't do it, man.
Dear future self,
I'm 12. And what is this?
Stop fucking watching porn and don't give up no matter how hard something seems
Give Chelsey
Danni
Beth
Becky
And Aimee the dick or your going to regret it
Also when that guy pulls up in his car get in and let him fuck your little ass becauseyou will love it
>>712644647
Fuck them all
ALL OF THEM
They all wanted the D
Yeah, even those 2 sluts jokingly suggesting a threesome
>>712644647
bet all your money that the WTC will be hit by planes and bush will beat gore
>>712644957
Story plz
Dear beta fuck, don't date that ugly bitch. You can do better, fuck you probably couldve gotten your dick wet if you weren't a self-righteous prick. Make sure to ask out that hot sophomore when you get there, just saying.
P.S - stop using the word meme
long apple
short nokia
>>712644647
Don't tell her the truth.. Just fuck her.
Spend time with the people who actually like you for being you not the tough people and the cool ones.
don't try to be a entertainer for bullies, stop hiding your anxiety and depression behind a show. even if it is the only way to cope.
Don't worry about dickhead chavs, sex,smoking and drugs.
Your family are weirdos for real, get away from them for your own sake.
go to the after school sports clubs not the student council it is stupid.
do not eat junk food at the cafeteria when you can buy your own lunch.
The stuff you are trying to learn is TOO HARD for teenagers the gcses are bullshit and assembly is a waste of time.
Sometimes your family are a waste of space, do not lose this lesson.
Look out for number 1 more you don't do it enough, the teachers and other people don't know shit.
All your old friends don't want to know, well let them fly and move on don't suck up to them.
They will not be there when you need them the most, they will take sides with everyone else and are pretentious wastes of space.
They will leave this place soon to go to college, leave for good, they are already visiting brighton and london for fun drinking and smoking.
Women's attentions and fighting are a waste of time as is bullying and trying to impress people.
Alot of cool things are about a tenth as cool as people hype them to be, don't worry about it.
>>712657548
boom.
>>712644647
Fuck Ashley don't be a fucking pussy you dumb faggit ass bitch she's down af
>>712645079
Du är bara autistisk.
>>712644647
Sell your tight little boy ass and make me rich.
>>712655520
Fuck off cunt, i'm Josh.
>>712657651
being inappropriate with girls such as touching bras and shit isn't cool and will kill your chances of getting pussy to zero. don't do it bro even if those douchebags want you to.
most importantly
when bad thing happen learn to be calm and plan it out in order.
i'd tell myself money over bitches
>>712657777
>7777
josh being josh confirmed
>13
Don't take the paxil, you don't need it.
Stephanie likes you, but she's kind of a skank.
You're kinda stuck where you are til you go to college so try to make the most of what little you have in that little shit hole.
Oh, and tell Dad he's probably got Chrones disease. Save him the trouble of a shit bag literally attached to his side.
>>712644647
Quit being a retard and study math harder. You may be a bad ass lawyer now, but you need to memorize some fucking arithmetic. You can't even calculate tips.
end it while you can
>>712644647
Fuck as many girls as possible, it's pointless to wait
>>712644647
"Ehhe I'm you in the future, nothing to say more than : AUTO PWNED LEL
EAT SHIT"
>>712658178
Spot on mate
>>712644647
You need to stay away from alcohol, you have already suffered and you will suffer alot more. You will never be abled to forgive yourself if you keep doing what you are doing, Believe me.
