Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimu!
>>712588672
R8 my 3d gf /waifu/
>>712588809
2/10
Rate mine
>>712588797
That's mine!
>>712587821
My place is with Nui! As her husband! Which, lucky enough, is exactly what I am.
And alluding to an event is not the same thing as giving details of it!
(no, it's an actual cheesecake for thanksgiving, they take forever and a half to make)
Ohaio all
>>712588920
1/10 unless you're a furry
This one came up first I guess.
>>712588809
Roly poly / 10
>>712588920
Dangerously furry / 10
>
DOGS SURE ARE TASTEY
>>712588920
Lol that's a dog
>>712589028
so many this time
>>712589028
You're all retarded.
>>712588699
>>712588716
>>712588721
>>712588748
Especially you.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>712587386
Aw thank you senpai
>>712587515
Of course as i would imagine. Any preference the both of you agree on?
>>712589056
HA THAT'S FUNNY CAUSE YOU'RE ASIAN
>>712589154
I deleted mine as soon as I got back to thread.
>>712588972
You lie as always, it's what you do.
And sure, maybe, but it's not something that should be done!
(Oh, well good luck then)
>>712589217
CHING CHONG PING LING
>>712589174
we both like small short qts tbh. I personally prefer redheads. she doesn't care about hair but wants nice tits as do I.
also if the other girl is down i will do a chaturbate show when it goes down. >>712589364
same
>>712589056
>ryukos are tasty
Claimu.
Chitoge Claimed
>>712589364
Same, after I found out that Tali made one too
Almost had my moment of stardom.
>>712588920
Dude you're obviously a fat virgin who wishes this was his gf desperately.
>>712589364
Pls delet ur 4chan account
kthnxbai
>>712589456
l00d
>>712589057
>>712588920
HEY LOOK A TASTY MEAL
>>712589609
I had mine when I was faster than Kyouko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldSRIj_2mVI
>>712589704
What account?
>>712589721
I'll get it one of these days.
>>712589816
ur forchan one
>>712589426
I have not lied once!
And I see no reason not to hint at things we do, it's not like Nui's super shy and embarrasable.
But cheesecake only has like a minute left, so I'm off for fun things.
>>712589973
What's a doorcan?
>>712589800
Thats pretty funky though. Its got a nice beat.
>>712589950
Just gotta be prepared.
>>712589973
Wats a forechun acunt?
>>712589456
I see, well I'm sure you guys will have a lot of fun
>mfw I'm a no life with now gf let alone a wife
WHALE IS PRETTY GOOD TOO
>>712590086
Portchan? Idk
>>712590129
Idk what a fortkun is?
braixen is my waifu
>>712589704
>best kind of posts
>>712589721
i've had mine before but it was at 2am
>>712590064
nice feet
>>712590191
you should come hang with us. if anything we could london bridge my wife if not find you your own girl.
>>712589800
Kek.
Still no English translation for that game?
>>712590129
It's the Wii menu theme mixed with "its the nutshack" and gaijin goomba.
>>712590191
https://youtu.be/YWdD206eSv0
>>712590084
That was also a lie!
Sure, but you behave like you don't see her for what she truly is!
>Oh, farewell then.
>>712590234
A goretun?
>>712590261
Das lewd yo. You horny devil.
>>712590398
Still funky.
>>712590354
>London bridge my wife
>london bridge
Its called spitroasting
Having sex with a guy is pretty ghey
>>712590625
A loremun?
>>712590398
I think the Nutshack theme went in well with it
>>712590569
Ohaio
>Ao Oni has an anime
Why was I not informed sooner?
>Rory-sama
>>712590377
Nope, I'm going to have to learn Japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dK6hkNTMo8
>>712590815
Isn't that the game that has a blue demon guy and he says "its raping time"
>>712590783
A puredon?
>>712590896
Yeah. Apparently has more story to it.
And thats Pewdiepies playthrough.
>>712590783
>spit roasting
>london bridge
>eiffel tower
all the same, and it's only gay if the balls touch
>>712590354
Possibly. I have been talking to a few co-workers but I'm not too sure yet
>>712590500
What are you dumb? Of course no one would lie in the internet, everything here is 100% factually accurate
>iincluding the part about my sad lonely life
>>712590354
>spitroasting your hand
WHAT'RE YOU
FUCKING GAY?!
>>712591090
>Eiffel tower
I thought that was a kind of high five
>>712591090
You're having sex with another man.
Fucking faggot :^)
>>712591055
A norman?
>>712590875
Is the game good, though? Haven't seen much on it.
>Nice memeposts
>>712590625
:)
>>712591135
your from like the netherlands right? I'm bad with remembering minute details
>>712591167
you are like the king of half right statements and it's entertaining
>eiffel tower is where you high five your bro over the girl you are eiffel towering
>>712591332
I am not. I am having sex while another man also has sex. by your logic every man is a faggot.
>>712591363
heyo yuuko how's life been today?
>>712591363
Who knows, I want it regardless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnWglfxBto0
clmd
>>712591468
How are you? Did you have a good day?
Faces of Waifu
>>712591607
No where near it. That's alright though i don't mention it offten,
I'm from Michigan
>>712591674
looks like a cutie but is she a vampire?
>>712591734
Kind of
You?
>>712591332
A borelan?
>>712591586
:^)
>>712591783
Nope
>>712591674
Wow. A Pleiades claim. Thats new.
Entoma is a cute.
>>712591735
Wheres my face you faggot
>>712591774
still a plane ride away from SoCal but if things continue to work the way they have been lately I could fly you out here...i feel like we may have had this convo before...maybe it was yukki tho
![monster-musume-artwork-01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3FKb8dV.jpg "monster-musume-artwork-01[1].jpg")
>>712588672
claimed.
>>712591608
Tried to watch that guy's playthrough, but I can't stand shitty game commentators.
>Nobody has paid someone to translate it yet
What kind of world do we live in?
>>712591607
Hey there!
I've been pretty okay, you?
>>712591844
Pretty good.
Do anything cool?
>>712591964
Snek
>>712591964
hello snek.
>>712591946
aww well what is she?
>>712592025
feel like life may be going great for once tbh. everything is just kinda falling into place.
>>712592168
She a nest of bugs
>>712592115
All I did was play guitar
>>712592269
like oogey boogey?
>>712591950
No we have not.
Our convos mostly consisted of you complementing me and me telling you to stop
>>712591844
>bellyposting
Keep em coming
>>712591607
Yeah your doing it with someone who is male. Thats pretty gay.
Also I'm just messing with you. I know how much you love your RealDoll and want to share the experience :^)
>>712591964
>tfw 100 km long body pillow
>>712591946
A taliban?
>>712592338
Yep
>>712592273
That's pretty cool, I personally could spend a day playing around with a bass and my DX7 keyboard. Learn any songs? Write any?
>>712592168
Oh, rad. That's good to hear!
Anything specifically change to make it better?
>>712592340
true that but it has been justified tbf. like i said it was probably with yuuki
>>712592397
i'm not doing anything with said male though.
also I mean if that helps you sleep at night you can believe the lie
>>712592416
neat..but possibly messy
>>712592502
I mainly just practiced stuff I already know
What kind of bass do you have?
>>712592381
>belly?
>>712592397
A popotan?
>>712592777
Only messy when she eats
QOTT: favorite song?
>>712592777
General rule of MFM threesomes you have to help the other guy get hard.
Remember to clean her out! The semen will dry and destroy the RealDoll
>>712592978
Is tuka ur waifu oWo
my frend rory hates tuka for some reason
>>712592978
>lewd
would sex kinda be like with a moving bean bag chair?
>>712592729
wife is seeking girls for us to have 3somes with. money is coming in steady. general good things are happening
>>712593105
that is no where in the general rule book. also we aren't dealing with a realdoll so that is irrelevant :^)
>>712592777
>trips
Most likely.
>>712593053
I don't have one, there are too many songs to choose from
>>712593053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5fenjzeh7g
>>712593210
>wife
>not being a virgin
Fucking heretic.
>>712592921
Just a Gretsch G2220 Electromatic.
Got it when I was I was a freshman in highschool never had the money or will to upgrade, still fits me.
>>712593305
don't be that guy...
>>712593341
:o
>>712593341
wives are for fucking m8
>>712593220
>near trips
hell if things keep going the way they are going i'll arrange a /waifu/ party and every one will be invited.
>>712593494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA&ab_channel=EminemVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4E4XC7qOfk&ab_channel=BVMUndergroundHipHop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gah8FnYSypk&t=1662s&ab_channel=chaver28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJqt0u_TCs&ab_channel=ron123456
There, that better?
>>712593105
It might be because Tuka a complete turbo shit.
>>712593210
Not really. Theres nothing to hold the bugs in.
The Ao Oni animation is fucking great.
>>712593053
Nice
Gretsch makes pretty good guitars
>>712593053
It depends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb5aq5HcS1A
>>712593779
you fucked up ya dingus :o
>>712593735
listen to better hip hop
>>712593663
Oh boy i can't wait. Everyone on /waifu/ at one party
>
>>712593751
so it'd be literally sex with a pile of bugs without a container?
>>712593866
all it takes is a little work and success. the work part I'm putting in. the success depends on luck so we will see.
>>712593751
i dont see what is bad aboyt her
stop bulli her i am tell mom
>>712593663
There's a couple of underage on /waifu/.
Also thats pretty gay/cuckworthy mane
wow fukin weebaboo fagets lok at my expensiv care
pic relat is mi care and i
>>712593973
Meeting all the other waifu's would be nice.
>
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>712593844
That's not all i listen to, i just picked the first ones i saw/ thought of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKWh10rA4M&ab_channel=SirWienstein
>>712594329
Hi Syndra <3
>>712594275
true
>>712594003
what does underage have to do with anything?
and only if you don't understand the meaning of the words cuck and gay.
>>712594116
dude nice car
sihned webo fagor
>>712594440
you're the cutest blonde waifu :o
>>712594372
rap is just about money and hoes :(
>>712594613
No it's not, you're thinking about modern rap. Here's proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ&ab_channel=RobinDeMeyer
>>712594498
I thought you meant something totally different
>>712594613
That's nice of you to say
Alright/waifu/ it's time for me to cuddle up with my waifu and go to bed
Nighty night everyone
>>712594498
Hopefully we can make it happen
>>712594498
forgot image
>>712594783
>oh...
>made the mistake of rewatching the last episode of gurren laggan and remembered why I cried....
>>712594985
would be fun AF
>going to bed without posting lewds
>>712594985
sleep well and warm
>>712594838
nice and true :o
>>712594693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIuzJqXuxIc
i listen to everything except rap and country :)
>>712595122
that's subjective
>>712595215
it's a fact that you're the cutest to me :o
>>712593973
That can freestand a human form. Shes more likely to eat you.
>>712594003
She a tirbo shit though.
>>712595215
it's also pretty true
>tali
ye um webabos i jst red 2000 boks last night and i mafe a 7 bokacse to hokd them
>>712595367
well vore isn't my thing so pass
>also pass
>>712595448
>also tali
idk how my computer pulled an auto correct...
>>712595503
the only other blonde waifu i know is kirino and i'm no pedo
>>712595608
karen? oh wait
>>712595503
wtf those glasses don't have a top :o
>>712595122
Ok, what about this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqTb2zqexFs&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=crashyourcar
>>712595608
he's a cool dude
>>712595722
that's true
>>712595722
oh yeah but she is cute not pretty because youngster.
>>712595843
agreed but it's rare that we are ever on at the same time. same can be said for karen
>>712595733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obSq2L9lLEE
pretty cool song, too bad it's not available in my country
>>712595843
do you wear glasses? :o
>>712595915
does ran count as blonde?
>>712596004
I just uploaded it and it's blocked in every country
>>712596004
would need pic to determine if ran is blonde
>>712595915
well Karen is a terrorist
>>712596004
no
>>712596153
here
>>712596144
where the hell do you live? lol
>>712596324
I used to and an eyepatch :o
https://youtu.be/3UicWZ1C7Y4
>>712595608
>blonde waifus
>Kirino
>The Anon whose waifus name I don't know from this thread
>Karen
>Flandre
>Nui
>Umaru
>Mugi
>>712596365
England
>>712588672
>>712588672
1
>>712588672
2
>>712596365
Oh
>>712596388
Is that me
>>712588672
5
>>712588672
d
>>712588672
g
>>712596398
>>712596460
>>712596479
This isn't a ylyl thread though
>>712596361
cute
>>712596397
move to america its better
>>712596494
it wasnt fun i got bullied :o
>>712596365
she isn't pretty tho...attractive yes but not pretty. >>712596388
i know 3 of those names to faces, the rest are meaningless
>>712596494
true what is your waifu's name?
>>712588672
gh
>>712588672
cvb
>>712588672
jhg
>>712596571
I thought you said you were sachi -_-
Liar
>>712588672
sfghgf
>>712596571
that doesn't sound fun
>>712596572
Eli
>>712588672
hgfds
you can't claim people unless they let you
>>712588672
sdfgh
Boring people in a boring thread
>>712596779
We can, it's called slavery
>>712596770
fucking faggot
>>712596361
You always post right when I'm about to go to bed.
Good morning.
>>712596572
fucking faggot peice of shit
>>712596494
fuck you disgust me you pathetic faggot
>>712596676
I am sachi :o
>>712596818
cute
>>712596770
it wasn't :(
people always called me nicknames liked 4 eyed spic
>>712597026
Prove it
>>712596365
>>712596388
both major homos. have fun never touching or making contact with a real woman, faggots
>>712597085
I'm not gonna post my dick again
>>712597092
I have a girlfriend :o
she claims every now and then too
>>712595843
>>712595915
>>712595722
>>712595608
fuck you guys are gay as fuck. do people spit on you when you walk by and women throw up just looking at you? because thats the only reaction i can imagine.
@712596947
aww look he thinks he matters
>>712596849
2nd
>>712596770
cute name for cute waifu. cute names end in LI
>>712595503
>>712595448
>>712595376
>>712595367
fuck you guys are soo fucking paathetic!! jesus fuck. jus tkill yourselves and do the world a favor. my god
>>712597026
rip
>>712597207
It's a good name
>>712597167
Post a sachi edit thing
>>712595309
fuck thats discusting. do you realise you literally deserve to die?
>>712597167
what kind of fucking subhuman fat cow is that? i bet she has a nice cock. you faggot
>>712597402
disgusting*
realize* (dirty non american)
>>712597382
sachi made this for me
>>712597367
why would you wear a sweater to the beach? :o
>>712597540
So you're not sachi then?
>>712597540
maybe it's cold
>>712597207
>>712597367
fuuuuuccccckkkkiiiinngggg faggots. how do you come on here, do this then not immidiatly fucking kill yourselves. shouldnt you be ashamed? i mean if i met one of you in real life ide probably get a charge out of it. im sure most people in your lives especially your parents pretend they dont know you>>712588972
>>712588988
>>712589000
>>712589025
>>712589056
>>712589154
>>712589174
>>712589217
>>712589364
>>712589426
just die please you pathetic faat fucks
>>712597540
>>712597610
>>712597367
>lewd >>712597770
keep going it's entertaining as hell watching you sperg about
>>712597540
i am american and im fucking grossed out by it if you fucking filthy faggots are here and not in concentration camps. lord fuck!
>>712597638
but then why the swimsuit? :o
(it's good though)
>>712597803
>>712597610
Sachi is mad at me :(
>>712597860
how could anyone in the world be anymore of a fucking sperg then you filthy peices of shit. its cringe worthy just picturing what you must be like in real life. like what the actual fuck!? arnt you ashamed? you dont feel any majr need to kill yourself? i dont understand
>>712597860
how is it lewd
>>712598005
for swimming
>>712597860
anyone in any part of the world would look at this, look at you and be fucking disgusted
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Autists just enjoy repetition, no need to sperg over it
>>712598038
arnt u asamed of tht speling?
I don't call it money anymore, I call it fuel units.
You must have enough fuel units
You must have enough Lamborghinis
You must
CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
>>712598005
Stop pretending to be people then
>>712598133
you guys literally beat out all the cocks as the reason i couldn't ever show anyone 4 Chan. you're all pathetic 0 live having fat fucking autists. what the actual shit
>>712596572
which of those three?
>>712598154
I love you
>>712598133
I don't know how to swim :o
>>712598273
but I leave clues so people know it's me :(
>>712596618
>>712596646
>>712596524
>>712596559
>>712596947
>>712597012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txlj0fXtAQU
>>712598038
>>712598140
only if you're mentally retarded but please do continue for the entertainment
>>712598293
karen
kirino
nui
>out of non lewds
>>712598187
no man, im a fucking marine engineer and make 200 k a year at 26. i own 3 houses, one i rent and fuck atleast 3 different 8-9/10s every month im home. and im home 6 whole months a year. i dont need to spell for fucking peice of shit autistic failures at life like you fucking spergs
I love watching the shitposters go loco
>>712598355
But i asked you who you were and you said sachi
>>712596388
shizuru is another
>>712598355
learn how
>>712598513
if im mentally retarded everyone in the world would want you to die? I'm fairly fucking sure just everyone in the world wants you to die regardless.
>>712598546
You fuck at least 8-9 10 year olds every month? You sick fuck
>>712598674
can you teach me? :o
>>712598585
yes but all the clues pointed to konata
not my fault if people fall for my trickery :p
>>712598805
Ok, i'll pretend to be you tomorrow :o
>>712598564
i hate watching you fat fucking faggots act more ridiculously cringe worthy then a 47 year old my little pony fan.
>>712598805
I don't know
>>712598911
>>712598805
WHAt did i just read. That is fucking brutal. what is wrong with you fucking losers?
>>712599052
This is what you read
+ sachi 3 minutes ago No.712598805 >>712598911 (You) >>712598940 >>712599052
>>712598674
can you teach me? :o
>>712598585 (You)
yes but all the clues pointed to konata
not my fault if people fall for my trickery :p
+ Nobody -_- 2 minutes ago No.712598911 >>712599052
>>712598805
Ok, i'll pretend to be you tomorrow :o
>>712598782
i forgot you fucking queers dont even know what women are.
>>712598940
you don't know how to swim either? :o
>>712598911
good luck, I have a very distinct way of typing and I have a work schedule so try not to post at that time
>>712598912
Ooh, scathing. Tell me more about the cringefest that is my life.
>>712599154
yeah and it was absolutly some of the gayest fucking shit ive ever seen in my entire life.
>>712599186
I think it should be pretty easy :o
>>712598758
no m8 the converse. If you want people to die for simply doing something you don't like then you are mentally retarded
>>712598782
kek
>>712599178
strange considering i sleep next to one every night
>>712599254
ayyy this guy knows what's up
>>712599258
and yet you continue to read? do you know what the definition of insanity is?
>>712599254
man, you guys must realise how fucking weird and ridiculously fucking gay as fuck this shit is?
when every woman youve ever talked to trys to ignore you do you not ever suspect its something wrong with you?
>>712599254
love her feet c:
>>712599251
then teach me! :o
>>712599365
I honestly can't wait for this
>>712597870
>not god tier f40ph
kys
>>712599428
but why
>>712599423
And I bet you post in celeb waifu threads :^)
Im still waiting for my life story
I'm not making the next thread because of this
>>712599415
i didnt read anything but the one post and anything marked (you) because i know you guys autistic responses probably wont make me throw up. but ive been wrong before. and you deserve to die for making the world such a cringe worthy place. Its not doing something i dont like. its doing something every sane normal person finds fucking hilariously autistic.
>>712599444
you fucking homos cant even talk about anything manly after posting in gimpy fucking retarded shit like this.. why dont you kys
>>712599770
>this fucking stupid
how fucking new are you kid
>>712599555
im not fucking autistic hahahaha, i bet you post in them. I have sexual relations with women of the living breathing human variety. not some fucked up crusty body pillow
>>712599855
ive been here since before you faggots came in and put up your waifu faggot signs. back when i first came to b the gayest shit was traps. you guys have far surpassed that.
Worst threads on 4chan
>>712599981
>so new he doesn't know what f40ph is
>thinks I'm one of these autists
are you a fucking retard kid?
>>712599985
they are fucking pathetic man. But i guess you get enough fat (or pathetically scrawny) fucking losers who fantasize about little girls in cartoons anything can be accomplished
>>712600041
>f40ph
obviously a fucking diesel electric train. probably like 3000hp. im a marine engineer man i work on a fucking 8000 hp ship atm. sorry i thought you were a peice of shit faggot like the guys jerking themselves off to eachothers faggot comments in this thread
>>712599515
Nice pic tbh
Eli is working her way up with that belly
>>712600344
fucking kill yourself to be honest
>>712600413
anyways. im going for a run so i can be just another level better then you cocksuckers. i didnt wake up at 4 am just to call out no life faggots but ya gotta do whatcha gotta do sometimes
