YLYL drunk version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe2AW3FylrE
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>>712577182
post some green text
>>712578012
Chuckled
>>712577182
Skipped leg day, what a fag
>>712578273
>Tfw not garlic bread
>>712576456
>>712577845
GG
>No Re
>>712578891
sheeeeeiiitttttttt
>>712578891
reply
makes porn
>>712579584
>>712579536
>>712579471
UUUUUUUHHHH bananaaaa...
rip thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r99cgdliDTE
heres a video of my friends dick
>>712577364
>>712579471
>>712579536
>>712579584
>>712579659
>>712579692
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>712580575
Nice copypasta
>>712580415
>>712577469
wwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhyyy
Look there he goes making that THREAD again. You laugh you lose huh? It's impossibly unfathomable how spectacularly unfunny your pathetic little images are. Where'd you save those from? Facebook? Reddit? After going through so much of your cesspool of normalfaggot "memes" I haven't "lost" or "kekd" at any of your fucking shitposts. I can't imagine the look on your face when you see these reposted "memes" on your cyber power pc you got from your parents. How funny and original you think you are, how you cry newfag when someone thinks your wimpy posts aren't funny. Well newsflash YOU are the newfag. You come here for yet another formality with your edgy racism and 9/11 jokes. You fucking underage nigger shitheads bring your garbage here from ifunny and Reddit. WELL IVE HAD IT YOUNG MAN
>>712580833
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>712581237
Nice copypasta
>>712577597
i dont understand
>>712577748
is this shit gonna be worth reading?
>>712581837
No its copypasta
>>712579471
>>712579536
>>712579584
fucking lost, thanks lori
>>712582362
>>712578891
You got me :3
>>712577469
Noo
>>712577469
I hate you
>>712581837
A few keks
TWO YEARS
THIS BANANA SHIT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR **TWO YEARS**
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>712578891
Reeeply
ATTENTION ALL BANANAFAGS! Download the 2016 Banana Catalog now! 2,239 hilarious pictures of everyone's favorite banana and all the copypasta you can handle, all conveniently in one zip file: http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
Together we can make YLYL a better place. And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!
>>712582533
Not soon enough
>>712578778
God help me, I know those lyrics
decent thread but does anybody have that picture of the banana smiling and taking off its peel?
>>712584002
>>712577120
I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.
>>712578891
Fug
>>712577469
>>712577469
>>712583691
Fuck off with these threads, you're the reason nobody likes /b/ anymore, faggot.
>>712585445
>>712576456
welcome to the shadow realm yugi boy
>>712584569
is there some kind of running joke where none of these retards know how to hold a soldering iron?
>>712576456
that must be confusing for cops
how do you put only half of someone in jail?
> hurr durr I've trolled the ylyl with banana images. Except I went through all the effort of creating these retarded images, or simply saving them then reposting them. This is probably the most I'll contribute to society.
Good jerb
>>712586092
So what have you contributed while you're up there on your high horse, motherfucker?
>>712586092
>>712586092
Nice green text dood
>>712578778
I don't. "Like a cruel angel, O youth, become myth!" It sounds kinda pretty though.
The real question is why the screenshot looks like a MadTV parody of a Japanese chick.
>>712586323
I have a job and pay taxes. But thinking you troll neets with poorly shopped crap is totally better than that. Totally.
If anything it's going backwards. Probably contributing to the weakening of mankind as a whole.
>>712586625
>>712586592
>>712578778
Isn't that la chilindrina?
>>712586625
I can't believe people actually get a mad at the stupid banana, someone who has a "job" and "pays taxes" shouldn't worry about a stupid on the shittiest threads 4chan has to offer. I really doubt you have a job since something as stupid as the banana gets to you, you clearly have nothing else to worry about other than the bananas ruining shitty threads.
>>712578891
this is so fucking dumb, jesus
>>712586775
If you killed your self. You'd probably do more for human kind than you could ever do breathing
>>712586917
Mad? I'm pointing out the obvious.
>>712587027
you seem upset.
>>712578891
I don't even know anymore man.
>>712578454
Half a kek
>>712577597
>I am getting STRONGER
>>712587027
Not mad, just pointing out the obvious like you claim to be doing. Your crying won't stop the bananas, all you are doing is feeding them them but your autism doesn't let you understand that the more you pay attention to them the more they post. I have nothing to be mad about, you kids and your "you mad?" meme are worse than the bananas
>>712587168
You're getting all that from text?
I think you're projecting. Our wishful thinking. Otherwise how else would you get any gratification. You rely on a reaction and lament not getting one.
>>712587027
>>712587371
Don't talk to me like you know me. You don't know shit about me or why I post what I post. Go fuck yourself, asshole.
>>712580651
you are pretty gay though. go fuck with a fucking waifu thread.
>>712577469
fuk
>>712587425
Cuz u edgy teenfag and no one understands you except black veil brides
>>712587545
>>712587371
first off I'm not projecting because if I was projecting then I would be the one upset, why the fuck would I be upset over you getting mad at bananas, this is a very silly line of thought that will go nowhere.
I think truly you are the upset person who is indeed projecting their rage onto the bananas
>>712587545
>>712587612
>>712587612
Ok so now it's cool to make fun of my musical tastes? Just because you don't have the mental capacity to understand their lyrics? WHen I said "go fuck yoursefl"... I meant it.
>>712587335
Crying? More like optimism that I'll shame them into killing themselves. That would be so nice.
Also why are you even posting unless you're doing the exact same thing you claim I'm doing?
>>712587371
The bananas already got a reaction from you retard, it's pretty obvious you are mad and you are doing a bad job at hiding
Stand alone complex. XD
>>712587880
You hope I'm mad. Otherwise you won't be able to stay hard.
>>712587786
Your venting like a sophomore teen boi with a gf that has equally horrendous social problems (and listens to mainstream rap)
>>712587824
Yes i'm sure you'll shame someone over the internet, do you even think before you type? I just think that its funny that you get more and more retarded the more we get you to reply
>>712587880
This is our thread now
>>712587994
I think you are baiting, there's no way someone is as stupid as you
>>712587824
the crying isnt literal you pile of underdeveloped fetuses.
People are replying to you because you're some high horse motherfucker that thinks he can dictate what all the other unorganised faggots on this board should be doing.
>>712588036
Again with the making fun of musical tastes. How exactly does that make you feel, dumbass? That I like different music than you? Guess what, I do have a Gf and just because we aren't socially "accepted" doesn't mean we're not amazing people. So once again: Go fuck yourself.
>>712577469
You really think im taking a chance here
>>712588065
Well I've gotten you butthurt, so making people feel shame doesn't seem that impossible
>>712588211
your girlfriend is ugly and you're stupid, why dont you go back to cutting and cut your head off.
>>712588211
>Be anon
>Assert masculinity and tiny penis authority by stating they have gf
Good job anon proud of you
>>712588211
I have a GF you he says, looks like your lies got so ridiculous you just lost any credibility you might of had
>>712577469
Fine
>>712588283
Sure i'm butthurt if that will help you sleep at night, at the end of the day you are autistic and the rest of us aren't so there's that
>>712577916
can believe lost to this
>>712578891
Jackhole
>>712588170
>no way someone is as stupid...
Posting banana images as if it's the greatest level of humor ever, to
>the other unorganized faggots
>>712588201
You sure the crying isn't literal, you seem like you're squirting out a few tears.
>>712577469
Fuck that. 4chan is my life.
>>712588349
You don't even know what she looks like you major asshole shes actually beautiful you damn redard
>>712588401
I DO have masculinity otherwise how would I have a Gf. You walked right into that one idiot.
>>712588550
> the rest of us aren't
you need help writing your gay little replies, face it you're arguing with an autistic kid and losing.
>>712588550
Well, it's funnier than bananas.
>>712588211
What is this facebook we could care less if you're fucking a sponge fleshlight go feel offended on /lgbt/ betafag check your privileges
>>712588773
WTf does LGBT have to do with it I am straight you damn idiot
This thread actually got funny. Finally.
>>712588693
Literally when ever we feel threatened we just bring up the the "I have a gf" "I totally bone my gf" "me and my gf have the many sex" find something else to guard your masculinity fagdad
>>712586897
yes, latino version of Asuka
chilindrina = Shikinami
>>712588719
I never asked for help idiot
Shit guys I think this thread has become a free for all of insults, I know I've been acting like a shit to everyone, and I'm pretty sure everyone else has been too.
>>712588693
I bet you don't even eat her poop.
>>712588958
You're the idiot you fucking retarded idiot
>>712586441
i love how this is counterspell's art
>>712588822
You're in a ylyl thread that has severely derailed into banana memes we all belong on /lgbt/
>>712588979
I DON'T EAT HER POOP WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT, YOU MASSIVE IDIOT.
It's beautiful how the banana can cause a bunch of faggots argue with each other
>>712589010
Tell him how you really feel.
Then kiss.
>>712589098
This is the internet. It doesn't even need a banana to start a fight
>>712589098
>>712589093
I knew you didn't really love me.
>>712577469
fag
>>712589131
I've had it up to here with you fucking conversative egghead retards making fun of me when.... GUESS WHAT... YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. So , uh, yeahI'm straight and have a Gf, and guess what? I'm fuckin' cool, and I bet willing to bet skn adn and a leg that you're not. Idiot asshole.
>>712578891
Fuk u
>>712589385
Wow this emo teenager is more entertaining than every post in this thread
>>712589385
>>712582533
Too soon anon
>>712589385
>You don't even know me
/Lgbt/
>Conservative
/Pol/
>Gf
You belong everywhere except here anon
>>712588280
fag
>>712586592
yes you do otherwise you wouldn't know how to parse it like that
closet cuck
>>712589529
When will you learn... You have no life... And I am not emo... AND I'VE CAN PROVE IT.
>>712577469
shit
>>712589854
oh you've can cans your?
>>712576867
Fake and shopped
These threads really have gone downhill though
>>712577469
tbh I ain't risking this shit
>>712589854
Confirmed b8, bye
>>712590026
Um, that didn't even make any sense. Go back to school you fucking low-grades idiot. I bet you got detention every day and that's why you can't spell. You fucking idiot. Some of us pay attention to the classes that we go to school for and that our parents PAY TAXES for instead of sitting around all day like a bunch of fucking unbelievale idiots sitting around looking at BANANA PORN because they don't have a gf. Guess what Have a girlfriend is wonderful. And you'll never know.
>>712590141
This thread has completely derailed see the destruction of ylyl
>>712590219
Holy fuck i actually lost to this post. Thank you
>>712590078
How did you figure that out? You are really, really, really smart anon
>>712580575
You are a waste of life
>>712590325
Me too. ^5
>>712590219
>>712590303
I feel like we've hit critical mass with shitposting.
Even if I'm sober? What the fuck does this even mean?
https://youtu.be/Splcd6lXoXs
>>712590457
I agree
>>712576456
niiiice. wonder how long he spent in the ER because of Xylene poisoning.
>>712576456
Lost well played.
>>712590496
What the fuck do you think it means you fucking Obama-loving tree-hugging liberal faggot fucker
>>712590496
Stop making videos and kill yourself, pathetic waste of life
>>712577469
responding
>>712577469
Pls no die
>>712583185
thank funny banana skeltal
>>712577469
I fucking hate you
>>712578663
I was in this thread when the dude drew the comic. /x/ was ok back then
>>712590829
Go back to Africa, nigger
>>712577469
asshole
>>712590881
From all of us here at /b/: Go fuck yourself.
whoever posts the banana pics all the time seriously has no life.
new images found on 4chan
https://youtu.be/lByQ8OB2QDY
>>712591092
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>712578891
uh oh no no
>>712577469
nigger
>>712588280
Kek
>>712583083
thank funny banana skeletol
>>712588280
Cunt
>>712591518
Fuck off, shithead
>>712578891
Plz bring her back jeebus
>>712591035
i like this picture very, very, very much. May i save it?
>>712581040
I lose.
>>712591738
Shouldn't you be working the fields, nigger?
>>712577597
>make the human eat all the hot dogs
>>712577469
You bloody cunt!
>>712578554
Looks like Nic Cage
>>712591915
Thanks Lorrie!!!
>>712583409
Kek
>>712577469
nop
>>712577469
tits
>>712577469
vagina
>>712577469
n e v e r
>>712578273
Seems Legit... Bumping for FPS rate....
>>712577469
>>712577469
oh fuck
>>712577469
sheeeeeeet
>>712578891
Zotapidiap
>>712590372
Thanx lori
>>712577469
Fickle you
>>712577469
No, please not again!
>>712578891
reply
>>712577916
Lost to this somehow
I swear, ylyl isn't even the cancer anymore. Why don't you worry about all the fucking porn and shit that there are plenty of boards for. I'd rather see some decently funny pictures then stare at bananas and traps. Fuck.
>>712588280
actually kekd
>>712586775
/b/aguette
>>712588280
Kill yourself
>>712577469
Nice
>>712583409
I aint clickin that shit nigger
>>712588280
Kekerino zozzleino
>>712577469
plz no
>>712588280
>>712578891
Reply
>>712577469
am i the only one who sees the fucking banana in this pic too?
>>712577469
No risking it this time
>>712577469
Reply
>>712577469
I dont want it to die ;-;
>>712589830
not gonna comment about the banana, just wanna say that I'm somewhat normal IRL and I know a reddit user who's a total sperg.
>>712577469
nope.avi
>>712577469
fuek
>>712578891
reply
fuck this shit. im gona save every bananna image and shitpost every fucking single thread on 4chan
>>712577469
O fuck no
why is this man half nigger
>>712578417
Always gets me
>>712577469
first time I reply to these. My relatives/friends leave me cold but plz not my motherboard.
>>712577469
sbit
>>712578891
shitbalz
>>712577469
jews
>>712577597
There, there, Jonathan. That's a GOOD boy.
>>712578891
I chuckled
>>712577469
thank mr mobo
>>712577469
Dang. Can't have that happen.
>>712577469
3 thousand dollar MacBook pro
can't risk it