Good evening, Anonymous! How was your weekend?
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETS (dubs, trips, etc.) can request a tarot reading from me.
>Ask for a general reading, or suggest a topic, or ask a question for the cards! The more information I have about what you want to know, the more informative your reading might be.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, or made up name) for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens if they're available. You can receive fortune cookies even if you don't GET!
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>I ask that you don't donate readings to people who weren't seeking them, or to people whose questions are better suited for mundane advice.
>Patience and love! It takes a while to write up readings, and if I have a lot of requests you may be waiting a bit. Hang out with us while you wait!
>If it seems like I missed you, feel free to remind me.
>Leave internet drama at the gate, please!
hey hey hey
-Sweet Roll
Speaking of legs...
>>712575451
I want to cum in your pussy Reimu.
>>712575674
>>712575823
Noice
-Sweet Roll
>>712575992
I only posted because people kept asking... A-and that's the only one I'm posting.
>>712575980
>>712576299
Post more bun pussy.
>>712576299
Are you sure? I don't mind at all, you know~
>>712576311
this surely must account to something, right?... please?
-pooka
>>712576349
I'm not sure what kind of mark you were trying to hit, but please don't.
/r/ reading once more
>>712576533
Ah, I was waiting for you to show up!
Do you have a topic in mind for your reading? A question for the cards to answer? Or would you rather just get a general prediction?
I want one of these so called "fortunes"
But, just incase I don't roll dubs or higher.
My name is Alex.
>>712576452
E-eh... Okay.
>>712576466
I-i'm sure! *I* mind! It's not a competition.
>>712576299
Don't worry about me bothering you about stuff like that, I wasn't among the anons that asked for it. just giving a compliment
-Sweet Roll
>>712576763
need more lewds
>>712576686
I don't have any questions for that currently, so anything goes.
I do have one for you however
-pooka
>>712576763
Reisen is a beautiful bunny girl.
>>712576686
Cool that's for doing that :)
-Matt
>>712575823
>>712575980
>>712576354
The great foot and leg war is upon us...
>>712576545
It was just a roundabout way of saying I was curious to see what would happen if I said that
>>712575674
will I ever smash Ariana Grande?
>>712575636
About artificial humans and the drama that would come from using them as basically slaves.
>>712575384
Well I'll come up with something.
>>712575674
Will the kikes ever get what's coming to them?
ethan
I love your skin, Reimu. Havent seen you since some old /int/ threads
Also rolling for a reading about my trip next year
>>712576354
Lurking
Mantis
>>712577096
- MD1
just re rolling once
>>712576837
Geez.
>>712576898
W-well at least I won't disagree with that.
>>712576797
Ermm.. Don't worry, I wasn't... being bothered. It's not really like that!
>>712576930
NO IT IS NOT
>>712576932
Can I go ahead and put in for this fortune too? I had dubs in the last thread.
>>712576930
I'm aware of what it was.
>>712577031
Ah, doesn't really seem like the kind of thing I'd like.
>>712577393
Reisen also has a body made for breeding!
>>712577505
Ah! Are you Ophelia?
>>712576879
Ask away~
In the mean time, here's your reading.
>King of Wands
>Ace of Wands (Reversed)
>Five of Cups (Reversed)
Your current path seems to be one of an intellectual, artistic man with great potential, but he lacks enthusiasm and is letting his artistic spirit become malnourished with neglect. The end of this path is bitterness and unfulfilled expectations in life. Better re-evaluate the road you're on and try to change that!
>>712576763
I don't see it as that either, I already know Reisen is the cutest.
>>712576901
No problem!
>>712576932
>Beauregard of Broken Dreams
That's weird, I've never drawn that card before. All it says is "come on man, be real." Tarot sure is full of surprises!
>>712577643
Ophelia?
>>712575674
Will I ever have sex with Reimu?
>>712577747
A girl that once came around, tarot reader as well. She joined the steam group.
>>712577742
>>>>>
>>712578004
>>712577393
tryin to finish >.<
>>712577607
Ahaha~ Well, that's true enough <4
>>712577747
>>712578038
What Nep said.
>>712577709
B-b-b-baka...
>>712577709
You all never cease to amaze me
I can say your reading reads correctly to my alignment.
I must ask what do you think of blessed candles
I was given one a while back and I lost her number so I could use it
>>712578087
I'm going to keep rolling until I get dubs! This is really important!
>>712578038
Oh, right.
>>712578229
I am not, why?
>>712577505
It...may have also been a veiled attempt at something. And I see you're raising the stakes in this leg war
>>712577393
You can't back out, you're one of the prime combatants
>>712578229
>>712577709
I think you've got some competition
>>712578200
>>712576661
don8 ^
I guys I can contribute a bit of lewd for anons to do their thing.
>>712578369
I also understood it as a veiled attempt. I'm not raising the stakes, I just joined in because I felt like it.
>>712578229
There are no words or reaction images to properly convey how arousing I find that pic.
>>712578307
rerolling
>>712578239
It sounds like some of the protective charms that we have in Shinto folk magic... whether it works or not is a matter of faith. As a shrine maiden, it's not really my place to comment on other faiths, but I'd say it can't hurt to try.
>>712578229
Senpai.
>>712578200
Ahaha... Here, here, have some more material.
>>712578324
They used to post leggings and feet and it just reminded me of them. But I see now.
>>712578369
THERE IS NO COMPETITION, STOP.
>>712578548
Don't you challenge me! Or you'll win!
>>712578595
O-okay. I'm glad?
>>712578446
nep nep
>>712578654
Fuck! I'm going to keep at it!
![[HorribleSubs] Shirobako - 13 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.45_[2016.01.16_04.23.45].png](https://i.imgur.com/xWFgaS4.png "[HorribleSubs] Shirobako - 13 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.45_[2016.01.16_04.23.45].png")
>>712575674
Good evening, advice friend, I am in dire need of advice with my son.
>be me
>be 36 years old
>son turned 10 last week "yay scorpio"
>take him hunting for his birthday
>he doesn't know how to hold the rifle at all and kept aiming the barrow at my head
>after a few hours of waiting in the cold a deer comes within out slights
>I shoot it and put it my truck
>we see another deer and I tell him to shoot it
>he's scared and doesn't want to do it
>i tell him it's dinner for the winter and other stuff and he finally takes aim and fires
>deer dies
>i tell him to come with me to get it
>we get close and see the animal's head split opened
>my son starts blushing and panting as if he's having a freaking orgasm
>now all he talks about he wanting to kill more animals
>i think he's sick in the head, probably got it from his mother, she was always sick in the head too
What do OP? I don't want to take him to therapy because I don't want people to think there is something wrong with him.
>>712578664
Do you burn sage or sweet grass by any chance??
-Matt
>>712578679
I want to make tender, passionate love to Reisen <3
>>712578378
bumping request
>>712578664
I was told not to use it alone, would you know of any reason why?
>>712578761
H-here I go...
>>712578679
You see now? Also I have no more to challenge with, I don't think. It's a shame really.
>>712578806
If there's something actually wrong with him then therapy is the best thing for him, regardless of what people think. Sometimes people need help, that's all.
how can i become able to socialize and be a normal person. Call me noodle
>>712578806
Therapy is confidential, you should be able to do it without anyone knowing. Honestly, it could just be a phase though. Most kids go through a phase where they're cruel to animals and might end up doing some pretty screwed up stuff before they grow out of it. Empathy comes from the brain, which is still growing in his case.
Anyway, if it gets too bad or he seems like he's not growing out of it, therapy will be the only chance he has at a normal life.
>>712578945
GODDAMMIT
>>712575674
Will I ever find someone to be happy with?
>>712578664
*makes a sympathetic bunny face*
>>712578845
A-ah...?
*bluuuush*
>>712578975
Yeah, I know who it is now so... And that is sad, I wanted more.
>>712579105
Tell us about yourself, Noodle.
Is my relationship with my current gf going to last?
-Ranger
>>712579248
I want to take care of her every want and desire! And make her toes curl in pleasure!
Just gonna request a tarot about my love life
>>712579248
I mean I can look and see if I've got more if you want, but I think the only other things I've got are things I wouldn't be comfortable sharing...
>>712579206
I give up... I'll never have sex with Reimu...
>>712578806
Well, you should draw the line just im case, hunting is a thing, hurting and killing animals for fun is wrong, and you shouldn't hurt people, try to teach him these things and take him with you to hunt, teach him new things about it, like using the hide of the animal, doing manteinance to the gun and what not. Most likely just the thrill of the kill.
>>712578754
Neppu pu~
>>712579367
Rolling for this guy...
Hey Reimu... is it weird I'm a little freaked out to have my cards read?
-Matt
>>712579367
I'll roll for you too
>>712579570
There is no shame in it bro.
I'm just a bit more curious I guess
-pooka
>>712579484
Sorry
>>712579248
Must touch fluffy tail
>>712579418
S-stop being so flattering!
>>712579484
W-well I mean it's not like I'll force you.
>>712579519
It's strange, having lived other people's dreams.
>>712579746
Rerolll for him...
I'm not ashamed... just genuinely scared of what the cards say and how it might affect my actions...
-Matt
>>712579801
Sorry?
>>712579821
It's just because the only other things I think I've got are a little private and I wouldn't want them in the hands of just anyone...
>>712578835
Depends what you mean by sweet grass, baby.
>>712578938
Ahh, I see now. I've done a little reading and it seems like these are used ritualistically. I thought it was just a candle that you light anytime to get a blessing, but it seems there's a little bit of a ritual involved. And in magic like that, it's believed that you benefit by having other people performing it with you. Think of it like, your mind is focusing the power, so if you have two or more minds doing it, it's more effective.
>>712579105
There's no such thing as a normal person, really. But depending on how bad your social ineptitude is, therapy might be the most effective way to get around it. Nothing helps you identify what you're doing wrong better than someone talking you through it and asking you the right questions.
>>712578903
Sorry, did you GET?
![[HorribleSubs] Shirobako - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.47_[2016.01.11_16.07.39].png](https://i.imgur.com/QHuCmLQ.png "[HorribleSubs] Shirobako - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.47_[2016.01.11_16.07.39].png")
>>712578975
There's something very wrong with that little monster, he can't stop playing with it late at night when everyone is sleeping.
>>712579181
>Therapy is confidential
I did not know that. I just don't want his future to be in jeopardy.
>not growing out of it
His mother hasn't grown out of it, I hope to God he doesn't turn out like her.
Thank you OP. I'll schedule therapy as soon as I can, but I won't let them put him on any medications.
>>712579564
I'm kind of iffy on teaching him all that stuff, but in a way it's a good thing because I always feel bad about shooting them. I can just get him to do it.
>>712579821
She's just so perfect and cute! I just want to curl up with her for a little bit and forget the world exists, just focusing everything on her!
Quads get
-Matt
>>712580071
I can't stop playing with it late at night either, but there's nothing wrong with me.
>>712579367
Re-rolling for myself
-Ranger
>>712579481
Reroll
>>712580266
Dubs check
![[HorribleSubs] Shirobako - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.03_[2016.01.11_17.29.01].png](https://i.imgur.com/Z0c1V8J.png "[HorribleSubs] Shirobako - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.03_[2016.01.11_17.29.01].png")
>>712580231
Wait what?
>>712579801
*fluffy twitch*
>>712579992
It's okay, I get it.
>>712580106
J-jeez... I sure feel loved.
>>712580049
Lol litteraly meant sweet grass as in a grass burned my native Americans for protection and removing negativity... smells amazing... almost vanilla.
But yea sweet GRASS is different ;)
-Matt
Sup thread
>>712579570
It's not weird, some people would prefer not to know the future. I think of it as harmless fun, personally, but I can see how you might not.
>>712579910
i can say, what is said in this usually won't affect me at all.
my fate is like a brick wall for the most part, in my eyes that is
>>712580049
and if it were said to be a negative thing to do alone? i was given stones as well
>>712580339
Did I get confused about what you meant?
>>712580344
You do?
reimu why do you always start the OP with a cosplay image?
>>712580344
>Reisen bush
You're driving me nuts Reisen! What should I do with all this love and affection for you!?
>>712580071
Best of luck to you and your son!
>>712580423
Ahh, I see. I've never heard of that before, probably because I grew up in feudal Japan.
>>712580442
Yea I get that! I have Generalized anxiety disorder tho and I can get fixated as fuck on something negative so that's the only off putting thing about it... my own mind lol
-Matt
Also check 'em!
>>712580259
>>712579367
Third times the charm right?
-Ranger
>>712580539
Not sure. Do you like playing with animal carcasses late at night too?
>>712580710
Thank you.
>>712580049
yes
I was donated one
>>712580568
It pleases the gods.
>>712580539
Is that... hard to believe?
>>712580590
I would recommend masturbation.
>>712580710
It's very nice stuff... like an incense used ceremonially. Is there anything like that in Japan?
-Matt
>>712580809
Ohh, I get it now. So did you have a topic in mind for your reading?
>>712580789
No, but unfortunately I know someone who would. At that age it's probably curiosity, but if you're not sure then it might be best that you have him see someone about it. These things are usually 100% confidential, and tend to help.
>>712580822
I've had some people be pretty persistent in the past. Sadly I can't find anything but the ones that I wouldn't feel too good sharing.
>>712580822
Stop hoarding all the dubs!! Lol
>>712581074
a general guidance reading if that helps, please
Okay
Maybe I was wrong about my earlier statement. regarding sleep
I apparently still have a problem trying not to pass out
I sure hope it won't continue
-Sweet Roll
Is my relationship with my current gf going to last?
-Ranger
OP do you want more information even if I don't get dubs/trips/quads?
>>712580822
I'll blow a huge load for you!
>>712581078
Tell me how do you deal with that person?
>>712581078
You sounded rather displeased. At least that's how I took it
>>712580106
>She's just so perfect and cute! I just want to curl up with her for a little bit and forget the world exists, just focusing everything on her!
Preaching to the choir here
>>712581151
She's the lucky bunny
Could I get a fortune telling? If dubs then I guess I'll take the tarot card reading. Thanks in advance anon!
>>712581078
Congratulations, you got me to make a Love Live folder, just for that character
>>712581421
I'll roll for him
>>712581287
Preferably as little as possible.
>>712581344
I'm not displeased.
>>712581429
Yeah, You tends to do that to people.
>>712581275
I'll roll for you one last time
-pooka
>>712581689
I just can't ignore my son now lol.
>>712581747
Looks like I have no dubs for the night. Guess it's time to part.
I'll check back in half an hour, but doubt anything will get answered. Thanks for the rerolls.
-Ranger
>>712581078
It's alright, don't worry about it.
>>712581151
>>712581074
I'd like to give my dubs to >>712579519
>>712581277
Y-yay?
>>712581955
check again
>>712581035
Incense used to be pretty big in Japan... enjoying it was considered one of the arts of refinement and was called 香道. There are incense companies in Japan today that have been around for 300 years, and they use a wide variety of ingredients. There's not just one used for rituals, it kind of varies depending on the shrine or temple.
The one I use here is Patchouli though, because it's excellent for making puns about a certain girl I know.
>>712581821
You asked me how I dealt with the person I know like it. If you wanted to know how I'd deal with them if I could, I'd say I'd get them therapy. The fact that I can't is the reason why I have to deal with them in the way I do.
>>712581969
It's a shame, I thought I would've had some.
>>712581969
The two people you quoted on giving away your dubs aren't the same person... sorry I was the one who said stop hoarding all the dubs lol
Give them to the other anon please :)
-Matt
>>712582084
I just assumed the worst. Also, you should invent some new pics if you don't have any
>>712582073
Do you use incense for relaxation, Raymoo?
>>712582084
Cool! I actually burn patchouli frequently as well as nag champa, dragons blood, copal and white sage :)
-Matt
Mugetsu is my fav. touhou, but there are just a few nice pics on the internet. Should i change?
>>712582030
Well fuck. Alright I'll request a tarot card reading since SOMEHOW I actually have dubs.
-Ranger
>>712581955
If you're still here, I'm ready. Just let me know.
>>712581969
WAIT WHAT
>>712582433
Never assume the worst from me, I'm not that bad. Also no, I need to get back in shape before I do that.
>>712582084
Just take some more!
>>712582234
I-i'm aware, I cited you because you told me to stop hoarding them!
>>712582484
DID I STUTTER?
>>712582084
Just caught him going to the deer again. Oh boy here we go again.
>>712582484
I'm here whenever you're ready.
-Ranger
>>712582484
You heard the bunny!
>>712582622
See >>712582592
>>712582632
Yeah that sounds like it might be a problem. I'm no expert though.
>>712575674
Dude, you read tarot? That's awesome!
Can you tell about two things? First, I wanna know how things are gonna go for me at the new uni I'm gonna go to. And secondly, if you don't mind, is this new girl at work gonna be a shit head? I've heard she's a shit head, and single moms don't tend to work too hard from what I've seen
>>712582903
>eating watermelon
>not black
Racist cunt.
>>712582447
Learn to draw and do your waifu justice.
>>712582433
I haven't in a while, but I used to be pretty into it.
>>712582462
>Four of Cups
>Nine of Cups
>Page of Swords
Well, the way I see it, if you can last until next summer, your relationship will be revitalized by the warm, enchanted evenings. Take caution though, because one of you is hiding something from the other. An inquiring mind finds lies.
>>712582918
I think I either typed wrong or you misinterpreted what I wrote haha. I don't read tarot, I was just requesting one for me since I got dubs
-Ranger
>>712582622
So where u giving them to me? Lol also... nice fucking dubs hoarder hahaha
-Matt
>>712582970
>>712582903
>
>>712582592
I usually never do. And, alright. Reisen and I will wait patiently
>>712582484
ive been waiting awhile x.x
>>712581254
>>712583047
you're quoting the wrong person m8
>>712582622
>>712582737
Uuu... Alright, come with me...
>>712583144
Cunt.
>>712582447
Mugetsu a cute, agreed there should be more pics of her
>>712582833
S-sorry.
>>712583052
No, I wasn't...
>>712582592
>>712583144
Yeah. It'll be hard but we'll do it.
>>712582737
Pst. You're welcome.
>>712582484
Sorry OP forgot to ask tarot reading question.
Basically, got a new GF a month and a half ago and things have been going well, but I'm still scared it'll end badly, so I was wondering how it was going to go, as well as how long you think it will last?
Thanks. Sorry for the late reply
-Ranger
>>712583374
Ok sorry just making sure lol
-Matt
>>712583178
You didn't GET, friend. Reread the OP
>>712583266
>drinks bleach
My bad
>>712583144
I wish I could be patient about it.
>>712583374
I hope it doesn't take that long.
>>712583310
Lead on then! I'll be right behind you.
>>712583421
Right here >>712583030
>>712583486
I got dubs a long while ago.
imagine waking up to reisen giving you a blow job
>>712583374
That you best bunny! <3
>>712583421
Ignore this entire post since I'm too autistic to realize he already replied to me.
>>712575674
So, I met this awesome Italian exchange student a few months ago. He's a party guy, drinking and smoking and teases or spanks my ass, sometimes saying we should date or blowing me kisses, but then cracking jokes about my weight and blowing me off. He seems like bad news, but I know there's an intellectual side to him and he's not a bad guy. Plus we text every day and when we meet, we make each other laugh and conversation flows so smooth. I just wanna know if this could work between the two of us because I feel a connection but I'm not sure.
-Teddy
>>712583605
Then link em
Good evening hope all is well with you my question for the stars is: is Cassandra interested in me romantically?
Thanks
Dan
>>712583738
I have linked 3 times already to the op, you can fuck yourself.
>>712583455
Oh shit I got dubs.... Reimu???
Wanna give a reading to someone who hasn't managed to get one yet??
-Matt
>>712583553
Me either! I want more!
>>712583486
>>712583915
Dubs are only dubs if the last TWO DIGITS of the post number are the same. Not just any two numbers in the post. You're referring to the 6661 'donated' here >>712578378 but that's... not a GET.
>>712583665
I love you too!
>>712583557
Alright everyone, I guess it's intermission time! I'll be in the back room, so just... uhh... yeah...
>>712580049
are you still here?
>>712580537
>>712583956
I just want to be happy with how I look again.
>>712584006
Hehehehe~
>>712584024
I'm right there with you, honey.
>>712583956
<3
>>712584006
Thank you for making my night Reimu.
>>712584006
Whoa whoa whoa, I refuse to let this happen, my yandere senses are tingling.
@OP not being skeptical, but can I request one more tarot reading? I want to see if the outcome is different.
Same question, will my relationship last with my new girlfriend?
-Ranger
>>712583553
"Patience is the key to good stuff" -Buddha
Or don't be patient, and get active immediately
>>712584177
>>712584024
For what its worth, there are certain people that are happy with the way you look already
>>712584006
See if you can get some donations out of 'em...
>>712584177
To be honest, I keep wondering if things would have gone better if I'd started earlier.
>>712584396
You haven't seen how I look in years, I've gotten quite out of shape.
>>712584334
That's a very bad idea if you believe in any kind of magical divination... that is to say, if you think there's even a chance it's real, you shouldn't do it.
>>712584280
My plan was to sneak some photos and try to sell them to Aya
>>712584542
Alright thanks.
Looks like I'm done for the night. G'night everyone
-Ranger
>>712584416
Those were donated to somebody already, what are you doing?
>>712582833
He wants me to deflesh the head and keep the skull now.
>>712584280
>>712583455
Still got these dubs chillin if anyone needs a reading...
-Matt
Will I ever find some one who loves me?
>>712584643
BUT WAIT IM NOT FINISHED.
Just sent my reading to my gf and she wants to see her tarot card reading for the same question, just flopped for her.
@OP thank you in advance if you can
-Ranger
>>712584396
I think both of us know that, it's... Much more a personal, internal issue...
>>712584454
Ah... Mm.. Hey, I've wondered that too but we can't change the past so all there is to do is make the future the best we can.
>>712583956
Holy shit that hot.
>>712584839
>>712584666
donated to me by me holy shit this newfaggotry
>>712584561
*glare*
>>712584818
A trophy of his first kill?
>>712584818
Yeah that sounds worrying.
>>712584940
I guess when it comes down to it the future is all that matters.
>>712584839
Consider yourself saved!
>>712584861
Would you mind letting me have the reading?
![IMG_20161121_192546[127].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U3JRfw9.jpg "IMG_20161121_192546[127].jpg")
Okay Anonymous, I'm ready...
>>712583455
Dubs check
-Matt
>>712585018
Welcome to the Freshman Class.
Mantis
>>712585073
Now he doesn't want to go to sleep, he's so annoying. Never have kids.
Will she say yes if I ask her out? Or should I even risk it?
It's been like 4 years since I've had a relationship and I've kinda hit rock bottom until I found her
>>712585179
Couldn't if I wanted to.
>>712585175
autistic beyond measure
>>712585148
Do you walk at all?
What's with all the legs
>>712585021
You want some copies? I don't mind
>>712585222
Trips check em
>>712585225
Why not?
>>712585292
nice
>>712585148
OP ever deliver? v
>>712581254
>>712585306
I'm not able to.
>>712584879
Proooobably need to GET again.
>>712584959
Glad you think so!
>>712585073
Well, when you get a time machine, that won't be the case. But on that note, when you get a time machine, PLEASE MAKE SURE TO COME HELP PAST ME OUT TOO.
>>712585148
Hehehe... I have orchestrated something great and terrible!
>>712585266
what
>>712585306
Wow, that's kinda personal, bruh
OP I always appreciate your threads.
Anyway, I am in need of your advice. My girlfriend is... well, long story short, she seems like more of a pain than it's worth. Should I go it alone? I've been thinking about this for a while now, and I'm starting to think I'd prefer being single for a while. I'm not even worried if I stay single for a really long time, I have work to do that's more important than a romantic relationship.
So, should I? You might ask for more details, but honestly I don't even want to go into it, which honestly seems to me to indicate I should let her go.
>>712585148
I promise I'll take good care of you miss Reimu.
>>712585175
No you ain't.
Relax and have fun!
Mantis
>>712585167
>>712585134
Go hard man >>712583455
This guy gets my dubs if anyone is paying attention lol
Also Reimu... where u at?
-Matt
>>712585018
>donated to myself
>donated
>to myself
>>712585148
Looks like man legs.
>>712585376
Why?
>>712585392
I like your pictures.
>>712585392
Oh I'll get them. Just watch this post get dubs.
>>712585292
I knew posting my waifu would work
>>712585459
>didnt link post
>making it obvious I linked to myself
>posting anonymously
>anonymous
you're the fucking idiot complicating something simple.
>>712584818
Make him do it by himself if he really wants keep it he'll do it surely
>>712585414
Thank you! Okay, will my life end up being awful?
>>712585392
I'm not sure I could help past you if I wanted to, same as I couldn't help past me. You do what you feel is best in a situation, and I don't think that's an easy thing to change.
>>712585512
Because that's just how things are for me.
>>712585396
I have to say, if I was reading this and I was your girlfriend, I'd feel pretty despondent.
Is it possible this is just a temporary rough patch in the relationship?
>>712585396
What does she do that bothers you?
>>712585512
T-thanks, I get them from the internet!
>>712585524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvXtPghj_dI
>>712585595
Ummmm, anything is easy to change with TIME TRAVEL. You really should cheer up, hun. Be optimistic.
>>712585459
And I've donated to Anons that didn't need or want them
Everybody makes a mistake now and then.
Mantis
>>712585524
Must...get...dubs again
>>712585706
I'm optimistic when I have reason to be.
>>712585588
I would but he's definitely not strong enough and he might cut himself.
>>712585595
Are you sterile?
>>712585706
What anime is she from?
I have a question for all of you tellers
should I seek a set of cards for myself to use and learn to read?
>>712585721
Never give up, I saw an anon spend a whole hour trying to get trips a few days ago.
Hi
I'm Logan
>>712585837
You could say that.
>>712585837
>What anime is she from?
Boku no Pico 2: Harambe Desu!
>>712585922
Let me guess, you're a Jew.
>>712585392
Hey Reimu... wanna post more of your sexy body? ;) lol
-Matt
>>712585349
Okay, I finally got this sorted out.
>Five of Swords
Obstacles with emotional weight lie ahead. Expect some sort of loss or defeat, or being shown a lack of mercy by an opponent.
>The Devil
Bitter after your defeat, the current path sees you turning to a more materialistic, pessmistic view where you allow yourself to get ahead at the expense of others.
>Nine of Pentacles (Reversed)
However, that path leads to an even bigger humiliation at the hands of someone much more adept at social climbing and manipulation.
So, I guess the lesson for today is... don't let bad experiences change you for the worse.
>>712585927
Would you want to have children someday?
>>712585937
No troll, pls.
>>712585837
Huh...let's see...so you brought him to hunt with you, giving him a weapon and all, but now you're scared he might cut himself? :/
![pablo-tiene-vision-para-el-negocio-de-la[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gvbj8W6.jpg "pablo-tiene-vision-para-el-negocio-de-la[1].jpg")
>>712575674
Who is this and where are her nudes?
>>712586110
Maybe. Right now I have a pair of nieces that are enough for me, though I haven't seen them in a while.
>>712586029
Fuck no
>>712586104
thanks, that helps
>>712585592
I donated dubs to him...
Also
>>712586033
I got more lol
-Matt
>>712585459
The best kind of donation
>>712586236
Oy vey.
>>712585287
Hm, on second thought...
>>712586305
>Seija can turn anything upside down but her frown
>Not figuring this out
You guys are all talking with Ikarous
>>712586128
Guns are very safe for children. Knives on the other hand aren't.
>>712586231
Oh girls are the worst.
>>712585837
Sailor Moon! (Gravity Falls, all the related videos are Gravity Falls...)
>>712585835
And what makes you think you have a reason to be pessimistic right now?
>>712586033
...
>>712586330
Not gonna lie, I chuckled a little.
>>712586409
There's something about creepy Hikari that I love.
>>712585649
I wish I could say it was a rough patch, but this has been repeating throughout the relationship since the very beginning.
>>712585706
It's a hundred little things, but in the aggregate she simply isn't desirable or suitable for me. I'm autistic, she's a normie. Like, the normiest of the normies, and I'm like the most autistic of the autists - in the internet sense. She reads HuffPo, I'm browsing /pol/. Stuff like that.
Probably better question is whether I should even try being friends. I'm already pretty certain about breaking things off and giving up on her.
>>712585922
And you got dubs.
>>712586510
They seem fine to me.
>>712586521
I don't. I'm neither pessimistic nor optimistic, I'm just kind of here.
>>712585922
So I got the thing so here's my question for the cards. Will I be happy about moving to Michigan next year? I want to go there for college and live with my cousins for a bit. Trying to find work around here hasn't been easy either and I want to find a quick job for a few months to build some cash. Will my plans work out?
>>712585866
If you want. It can be pretty fun until you have to foretell someone's utter destruction.
>>712585592
>The Magician
>Ace of Cups (Reversed)
>The Tower
No, you actually have the potential to be a master at some sort of hidden talent, but things will be bad before they get better. The utter destruction you're heading toward will be for a greater good, just try to keep that in mind.
>>712586521
>>712586521
>Sailor Moon!
troll
>>712586236
You look like me, but with a bigger nose. Like down to the glasses and chin. Trust me, get a short haircut, you'll look so much better that way.
>>712586536
You sound disgusting anyways, she deserves better.
>>712586429
This counts, right?
>>712586409
Here ya go
Also we should play kf2 moar. I'm currently on demolitionist exploding things.
>>712586663
You must be one of the few lucky ones. I have two nieces as well and it's like dealing with the twins from Durrarara
>>712586033
These dubs cannot be forgotten!!!!
-Matt
I can't find the group that purple haired avatar told me to join :(
Is there someone with a link?~
>>712586521
There's something about a creepy Reisen that I love too.
>>712586536
The way you talk about her doesn't sound like it could lead to a healthy relationship between you two. I seriously agree with you in that you should break things off and save her the time.
>>712586803
We really shouuuuld. What's demo like?
>>712586330
I know, I have a Jewfro and a big nose. There is no Jewish heritage in my family.
>>712586763
Tried the short haircut, my ex liked my hair long. We broke up a few days ago. I agree with you though. Planning on it soon.
>>712586685
that sounds like my job then. steer away from their demise in what little I may offer..
is there any way to learn?
>>712586255
>>712586104
>>712586685
can I use my reply dubs to ask your opinion on what I should do?
>>712586946
reimus thread friends on steam
>>712586685
Thank you for taking care of me miss Reimu. <3
>>712586663
You sure seem pessimistic to me.
>>712586693
... The real answer is right fucking next to it! Come on.
>>712586536
It sounds like you're not very compatible with her to begin with so... Yeah, I'd break up with her.
>>712586972
Oh...?
>>712586803
That works.
>>712587127
Give link plz u.u
>>712586908
Mine are both well-behaved, and quite good-natured too. I'm closer to the oldest one, she's into dance and drama and stuff though so I can't really bond with her that well. The younger one takes after me a little, she's really into reading and stuff. Sadly I couldn't be around much to see her grow.
>>712587220
I prefer to think of it as realistic.
>>712575674
one for me please
>>712586972
Demo is nonstop reloading. It's so much better with the reload speed perk at level 5, which I'm taking instead of the damage boost one.
>>712587287
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hakureishrineguest
>>712587287
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hakureishrineguest
>>712587220
Now you sound like my wife. Very rude.
>>712587288
That's actually really heart warming to hear- Okay this kid isn't going to bed I'm going to whip his ass. bye.
>>712586685
thank you for the reading
>>712587402
Thank you kindly <3
>>712587081
It's easy to learn the basics. Any tarot deck will come with a booklet that explains how to do it. The only uphill part of the learning curve is getting a feel for the cards. Internalizing their meanings so that you can craft a narrative from their combined readings. It's intuitive, and that part takes practice.
>>712587441
Bye. Hope everything goes well with him, whatever you decide to do.
>>712587220
That's the one.
>>712587402
Nonstop reloading ugh, yeah I hated that about some of the other perks
>>712585721
OP I'll go one last time. Then I really need to give up on trying to get dubs
>>712587441
Don't come back you monster
>>712587567
alright... is there any way I would be able to contact you?
or is that not a thing you'd be comfortable with?
At a crossroads, advice?
>>712587736
I would like to donate my dubs to him
>>712586033
-Matt
>>712587868
Go left.
>>712586793
You could say I'm pretty... deplorable. That used to be respected around these parts. /b/ has come a long way.
>>712586972
>save her the time
Well frankly she's wasted 2 years of my life, so I'm not worried about wasting her time.
>>712587220
That's what I needed to hear. Thanks for your time, it was just one of those things I needed to hear someone else say it... because my gf keeps coming back and I have a problem saying no to people.
>>712587106
The first part probably can't be avoided. All you can control is how you respond to loss. Maybe indulge in some activities that can refresh your outlook on life, like doing some charity work or something. That will help you build resistance to the negative mindset and change the course away from what I predicted.
>>712587429
Thank you as well dear anon <3
I have still to make the Steam account though...
~Mercy
>>712587637
It's kind of neat that it gets an AR with a grenade launcher attachment, however, this means I have to reload two things on the same weapon. All the other perk weapons are single-shot so I am basically reloading most of the time. On the plus side - explosions.
Dubs get, need reading...
>>712587779
Steam if you have it >>712587429
>>712588167
reroll
>>712587288
I understand that. I just disagree.
>>712587441
What
>>712587637
Not this one?
>>712587950
Good luck, dear.
>>712587881
Thank you so much Matt. And for the question, GF is asking, "will my relationship with my BF last?"
Thanks in advance OP
>>712588014
>not having a Steam account
C'mon Mercy, it's CURRENT YEAR.
>>712588209
last try...
>>712588167
rolling for this guy.
>>712588236
Guess who was the name of that person you were talking to? Lol
>>712588236
Maybe that one, but only if this one.
>>712588131
Do you find yourself under more pressure because of the constant reloading?
>>712588167
Roll for this guy too
Reply to this if you would fuck Reisen and cum deep inside her ass.
>>712588279
I didn't need it so far lol u.u
>>712588424
I want every hole of hers filled with my seed until it's dripping out and every inch of her body from her head to her feet covered in me.
Well, guess Reimu is gone.
Was worth a shot
>>712588236
In truth I'm just in a bad mood right now, otherwise I'd be looking to the future rather happily.
>>712588389
It sucks when I get swarmed and the only thing I have to fire is the pistol. Once I got level 5 I found myself in that situation much less. The grenades explode on contact so they can get me out of those situations as well.
>>712588424
Would make her lick it clean afterwards
>>712588360
wat
>>712588389
Mm, but if that one, then this one.
>>712588424
Wow, okay then.
>>712588689
Thursday, same time.
>>712588709
Mm... I see.. Well, we should talk, then.
>>712588654
Ahaha you're sick.
>>712588197
thank you for linking me there.
I was hoping for some way to ask you privately, as I ask a lot of questions, but that will do.
>>712588267
>The Empress (Reversed)
This card's domain is the ultimate representation of a wife figure. In reverse, she indicates a dysfunctional relationship instead.
>The Priestess
A feminine card representing inspiration and faith, someone whose intuition is very high and is a supportive figure.
>Two of Wands (Reversed)
However, someone in the relationship begins avoiding responsibility, causing pessimism and dread to infect it.
One interesting thing is that this reading follows the "Bad > Better > Bad" formula that your original reading did. It seems like your relationship will start off poorly, improve (probably by next summer, like I said before) and then decline again. It sounds like you won't last, but if you're both determined enough, you can root out the problems before they happen and make a new future.
>>712588896
Interesting...thanks again OP was really helpful c:
Now I really am off for the night.
-Ranger
>>712588834
Should we?
>>712588424
I would destroy Reisen. The real one, not the cartoon.
>>712589375
>2017
>not fucking cartoons
>>712588834
Ahhh, out of creepy Hikari images and image limit, I can admit when I've been bested.
