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g/fur bullshit
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Had someone walk out, so pulling a double to close tonight, and then my mom wants me to go shopping for Thanksgiving with her before work tomorrow morning. Woot.
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Someone go to sleep for me, I am too tired
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>>712572252
ok I will trade
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*seduces you*
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>>712572710
modern women wouldn't know the first thing about seduction
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>>712572780
Step one don't be a woman
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>>712572521
Okay. Enjoy your nap, just remember to give me the energy

>>712572710
wow lewd

this is a good christian thread, none of that please
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>>712573015
I AM RAISING MY ARMS FOR THE SPIRIT BOMB
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>>712573015
I will try to restrain myself.
Now are you today?
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>>712573046
Good.

This will be a while so keep them up
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Reminder that every board on 4chan is a Presbyterian board and anything else is pure heresy
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>>712573123
Pretty good. I ate a Healthy Thing. I'll be leaving for an hour soon, I have a physio appointment

How about you?
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I'm disgusted by everything. There are no decent guys anywhere near me. I just wanna pout and be a little shit until I die.
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>>712573160
Hey Luc.
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>>712573290
Not terrible, finishing up dinner.
I found out I have a chemistry test tomorrow that I am woefully unprepared for. Like early tomorrow to, 8 am. After that I get to go under the knife for a colon infection I have been suffering through for a year and a half.
Being Kiss is suffering right now.
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>>712573326
Thanks man
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>>712573340
wow, what a debbie downer you are. Perhaps your disgust with other people is merely a projection of how you truly feel about yourself on the inside
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>>712573292
>wonders why stitches
>no balls
>oh
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>>712573523
If anything I exhibit sociopathic behavior, but I'm still lonely as fuck.
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>>712573434
Hi
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>>712573619
well maybe if you let people in you'd be less lonely
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>>712573498
Wow, that sounds absolutely lovely. Shit always happens all at once, huh

I gotta go now, I'll be back later.
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>>712573729
bye, I'll miss you.
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>>712573340
That's what you get for being Russian.

>>712573628
What's good?
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>when the op leaves
what are we to do now? how will we rebuild?
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>>712573714
>Let people in
>Sociopath
Use google nerd.

I did meet a guy today, he's not trans but he's been on HRT for half a year because he wants to be more feminine. Dude is approaching level of legit trap, and now he's single.

Downside, he's in the UK and I have no idea how to get him here.

>>712573881
I'm not Russian tho.
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>>712573881
I had to put my kitten down today.

Viral infection
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>>712573943
you're not a sociopath, you're just edgy and lonely. I'm sure you'll find someone someday. maybe then you won't be so jaded
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>>712573943
Suuuuuure you're not.

>>712574027
I'm sorry.
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>>712574109
According to my therapist I exhibit the behavior of one, minus the more violent traits. I trust his word over yours.
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>>712574027
that's awful to hear.

my cat might have feline leukaemia.
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>>712574273
Suit yourself, Debbie. Regardless, I hope things get happier for you
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>>712574415
I'm sure they will. Hopefully this 'thing' with this guy will work out.

Once I get a BF everything else is easy.
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>>712574404
I'm sorry.

>>712574228
At least she didn't die in a shelter.
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>>712574404
I had to put down a cat for that. She was nothing but skin and bones by the end.
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Kind of into condom stuff. Got any?
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>>712574273
Maybe stop being so damn edgy and people will like you
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>>712574593
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>>712574693
I'm not edgy at all most of the time. I just can't talk to people normally without weirding them out
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>>712574934
You said you weren't russian but that's pretty damn slavic of you
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>>712575022
I probably have Aspergers or something tbh. I'm not socially awkward like most, I just HATE to be social or around people.
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>>712575203
THERE IT IS THE SQUAT, RIGHT THERE
ABSOLUTELY SLAVIC
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>>712574559
it's a pretty shitty thing, i hope it's not bad enough to have to put her down soon but she's starting to lose a lot of fur on her belly and small patches elsewhere.
>>712574586
yeah it's not a pretty sight
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>>712571983
Does anyone have a source for pic related
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>>712577279
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9766833/
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>>712577279
this comic
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>>712572710
>modern women wouldn't know the first thing about seduction
Cigarets, glases and a HIV pos turn you on though?
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>>712577358
The idea of rapists getting raped by their would-be rapee is surprisingly hot.
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>>712577435
GOt full comic?
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>>712577646
yeah
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>>712577578
I like that they can't help but get hard from the smell of their own musky undies
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>>712577722
Mind posting it?
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>>712577725
Aaaaaaand you made it less hot.
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>>712577483
>HIV poz

Just saying you should probably kill yourself because no one is ever going to fuck you again.
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>>712577799
https://e621.net/pool/show/3520
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>>712577483
Was meant to reply to

>>712572780
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>>712577914
>less
I think you mean more
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>>712578445
The scent of your own underwear should not turn you on. If you are at a point in your life where you think the idea of someone being turned on by the stench of their own underwear is an attractive one, you need to stop and think about your life.
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>>712578831
I'm sorry for your poor taste
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>>712579106
I at least kind of like sweaty bodies. Got any of that?
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>>712579404
yes
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>>712579417
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why SHOULD men have sex with men?
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>>712581104
Because the butt feels so good around the dick.
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>>712573340
Bitch want sum fuk?
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>>712581233
yheah bro
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>>712581206

it truly does, a strong pulsating meat tube
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>>712581343
Pleasure the Snarf.
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>>712582091
Even better if its filled to the brim with cum
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>>712581104
and dick feels great in the butt.
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>>712573774
<3

>>712573919
Guess what motherfucker
It's the fucking Second Coming
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odd looking lizard
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>>712582659
You're an odd looking lizard
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>>712583291
thanks
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I have to get a haircut tomorrow.
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>>712583593
Get a mullet
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>>712583668
No. First they're the worst haircut, second my hair isn't long enough for a party, third I'm going to just tell them to fuck my shit up.
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>>712583868
You honestly think mullets are worse than those dumbass "man-buns" or top-knots people have been wearing lately?
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>>712582249

duly impregnated with the master's seed

>>712582317

why is this?? why has God made it so
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Someone told yesterday that the pictures I post are really negative.

>>712584041
The only people I know who wear those are waiters, and it's out of necessity. They can't go to their job without putting their hair up in that or in a ponytail. Otherwise they'd have to get it cut.
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>>712577962
holy shit I hate you even more than I used to
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>>712584184
Damn right
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>>712584184
because god wanted people to really like dicks and butts together.
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>>712584433

do you lament that your boy can never be sown with child

i lament this for myself

>>712584444

quads speak truth..
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>>712584291
>Someone told yesterday that the pictures I post are really negative
You should have a set of photo negatives to post in this occasion

>The only people I know who wear those are waiters, and it's out of necessity
It is a fashion trend outside of food/beverage places. I suppose it probably started there though
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>>712584512
No, I really don't like kids until they're like 6-7

I rather not go though that hell.
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>>712584573
I don't believe I've ever seen someone with one outside a restaurant, but then again, I don't go to a lot of places or spend time around people.
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how is everyone
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>>712583593
send me pics when you do
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>>712584931
Maybe it's just more around where I live. Either way it is pretty awful
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>>712584338
Snuggles, why do I keep doing charitable things without thinking? Like, I do them, then immediately feel disgusted afterwards.

>>712584947
The same.

>>712585028
But that would require taking a picture of myself.

>>712585098
I prefer that to guys with ponytails. Ponytails are awful.
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>>712585158
Or most dreadlocks. Get a whiff of mildew when they walk by
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>>712584947
So tired.
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>>712585158
only of hair.
or draw hair.
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>>712584512
so the quad gods have deemed it true.

So how have you been?
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>>712585317
make me nachos
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>>712585442
We sell nachos.
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>>712585275
Dreads are also awful.

>>712585390
Hair?
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>>712585158
ah, i see.
>>712585317
snort caffeine
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>>712586186
2 more hours and then I can leave.
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>>712586069
truck yeah

>>712586124
your hair fter it is cut
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>>712586186
How are you?
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>>712585158
I do not care to hear this.
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>>712586650
Draw my hair? I don't understand.
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