My shota can't be this cute!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
My shota can't be this cute!
>>712543893
Moar
I'm a shota!
>>712543886
depends on various factors
the shota prequels never happened canonically. fight me.
>>712544089
That's a very sexy pic, more like it? :3
>>712544142
I'll fight you if you fight me first fag
>>712544273
does kissing fall under your definition of fighting?
>>712544355
That's my favourite kind of fight
(not same anon you were replying to)
>>712544355
sure. BUT only this once.
>>712544428
post pics >:()
>>712544500
only for you of course
any like, anybody else that wants to fight.
>>712544500
Have none, sorry :(
>>712544566
Me and my boyfriend will fight you, u prik
>>712544688
i don't fight women, sorry.
>>712544688
>boyfriend
haha anon wtf that's gay af
>>712544566
<3
>>712544935
don't <3 me you queer
>>712544911
Who says I'm the woman? >(
>>712544935
It's only gay if you make it gay, fgt
>>712545082
if you have a boyfriend you must be a girl??
>>712545133
What, with a vagina? Wtf that's gay
>>712545032
the fuck are you gonna do about it?
>>712545082
true
>>712545434
kick your teeth in
>>712545500
that's pretty rude
>>712545620
you started it
You boys better behave or there is going to be some serious consequences.
im the 16 yr old dude
>>712545804
what kind of consequences
>>712545804
Like what?
>>712545988
>>712546086
is that meant to deter me?
ill contribute
>>712546086
I thought you said consequences not rewards?
>>712546132
>>712546263
You guys are fucking lewd.
Go on keep acting out.
Three dee pleas
>>712546347
will do
>>712545657
sorry
>>712545804
like what
>>712545981
>>712546086
see >>712546263
>>712546132
hot
>>712546194
not my thing
>>712546455
>hot
no u
>>712546455
misquoted some shit but whatever
>>712546379
sorry for shite quality
>>712542987
ok ill give it to you in around a week
>>712546531
owo
requesting handholding
>>712546455
i dunno
>>712546652
Would suck and swallow cum
>>712546754
yeah ive done it before
>>712546708
4 u
>>712546891
I was talking about what Id do to your dick :P
>>712546802
>tfw no bf/gf to cure your insomnia
I would insert a sad picture but I only have happy ones
>>712546953
ohhoho ;p
how would you guys feel about makin a discord or some shite?
>>712546945
already have it but thanks
>>712547089
CHINESE
HYDRATION
MINING
>>712547122
well it's a tall order anon
>>712547166
I dunno about those other fags but I'm a cute loli irl
This reminds me of some parties I was in
>>712547234
don't combine memes like that, it's dangerous
also handholding is CUTE!
>>712547166
jokes on u I'm barely legal
>>712547234
what
>>712547520
>barely legal
butt. butt now.
>>712547491
better tell some stories anon
>>712547617
you wouldn't want that, it's a half-shaven niggerbutt
>>712547520
handholding is cute yes but i don't have many images of it
>>712547555
newfag get out
>>712547643
A few years ago I had an older friend who liked to share me with some of his friends, mostly during weekends. It was pretty fun :3
>>712547743
Dick pic then :3
>>712547743
thanks for the warning.
>>712547746
now you mention it, just went through my entire nsfw folder and no handholding wtf
>>712547790
that's pretty hot
>>712547831
what does it get me?
>>712547896
exactly, pretty rare stuff eh?
>>712547743
im the same as you just aint bothered shaving
>>712547896
The knowledge that I'll be daydreaming about sucking your dick and swallowing your cum? :3
>>712547856
np
>>712547934
well that and I didn't bother looking it up on pixiv
>>712547746
;-;
>>712547987
i doubt pixiv has a tag for hand holding
>>712548126
pixiv has a tag for everything
>>712547962
:)
>>712547986
no thanks I can't verify if you're cute enough to have that privilege
>>712548399
yeah but the issue with pixiv is that it's all in fucking cyrillic
>>712548483
moonrune knowledge is pretty useful in finding good quality pics
>>712548399
how old r u my barely legal brother?
>>712548632
>unironically being able to read korean
weeb trash
>>712548667
18
>>712548727
guilty
>>712548886
damn son u older than me
>>712548886
guilty of quite a lot tbh
>>712549033
How old are you then?
>>712549075
yeah. life as black weeb shotacon is suffering
>>712548727
More shota rape like this please.
>>712549264
i mean being black on its own would be cool but then you had to be a weeaboo and a paedo
kinda ruined the whole cool black guy thing you could have had going on
>>712549405
no
>>712549193
fuckin
16
>>712549459
life found a way anon, I've already accepted it
>>712549405
n-no
>>712549814
17 here
>>712549834
u better be jacked at least
>>712549901
nearly underweight, but I'm super hairy, does that count?
>>712549895
coool dude i guess im the baby here
Am I the only adult in this damn thread?
>>712550082
no that doesn't count
>>712550088
triple dubs czeched, nice
got much exp?
>>712549814
>>712549895
you can still save yourselves
>>712550142
yes you're already beyond saving
>>712550167
it does now
>>712550262
no, still doesn't count.
>>712550262
lol i dont think i can be saved
>>712550262
i way past the point of being saved lol
>>712550326
are you sure?
>>712550379
why not anon?
>>712550262
>yes you're already beyond saving
Heh. I'm kind of OK with this.
>>712550449
62% sure
>>712550449
cause im already a buttslut lol
Been into shota since ~13, 19 now so I guess I'm an adult? but i probably could pass for a 16 year old.
But nobody alive knows I like shota so I could be saved right?
>>712550502
post stories fag
>>712550500
don't pull numbers out of your ass
>>712550479
me too
>>712550679
can confirm I'm not a skeleton and I know you like shota now, fag. also that's pretty hot
>>712550793
lol what you want to know
>>712550793
>don't pull numbers out off your ass
what would you prefer? :^)
>>712550502
hot
>>712550793
>>>712550679 (You)
>can confirm I'm not a skeleton and I know you like shota now, fag. also that's pretty hot
But you don't know me by name or face, so I am safe
And I better not post those in case someone I know is here
>>712550887
me
>>712550849
why are you a buttslut / experiences / how do you feel knowing you're a dirty degenerate?
>>712551004
this is sound advice that applies to all anonymous boards anon, stay safe out there while posting cute questionable pictures
>>712551110
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>712551110
>me
kek
>>712551110
im a buttslut because i like a dick in my butt :P
gonna have to be more specific about experiences lol
i love being a dirty degenerate :P
>>712551238
how do you know you like dick in your butt anon? what heresy have you committed?
>>712551377
ive been sucking dick since i was 11 and had dick in my butt since i was 13 :P
>>712551217
thanks for laugh. I like cuddling more tho
>>712551486
why/how?
>>712551569
>tfw never cuddled
but i imagine it's nice
>>712551569
my babysitter taught me how to suck a dick, he didnt try to fuck me until i wanted it tho
>>712551691
it's pretty good, especially in winter
>>712551778
wow what a fag
>>712551876
stop bragging about all your cuddling experience
>>712551778
Lucky.. I only ever had experiences with a younger friend, and he wasn't really all that interested in exploring more..
When did you first get fucked?
>>712551945
I'll give you 1 free hug if you live in europe, any more hugs will cost ya
>>712551691
you only realize how good it is until you dont cuddle anymore :(
>>712551876
yeh but it was nice, it was fun sucking him while watching movies
>>712552054
i was 13 the first time he fucked me
>>712552121
also this so much
>>712552094
>living in the wrong hemisphere
nope
>>712552121
CAN'T MISS IT IF I'VE NEVER DONE IT HAHA
>>712552137
I was literally not sexual at all until 14, pretty lewd anon
>>712552210
HAHA YEAH
>>712552201
i had a really good friend who eventually turned into a bf. we dont talk or anything anymore so no cuddles in like months
>>712552137
Best I ever had at that age was my mom's dildo. It was great, but I would have loved the real thing. How long did this go on for? Years?
>>712552361
was that your first dick at 14?
>>712552566
i got my first dildo when i was 14 and i loved it too
its still going on
>>712552422
it's probably too picky of me to want a partner that shares this wonderful fetish but that'd be amazing
>>712552566
wow you guys are lewd, I didn't turn into this until like 2 years ago
>>712552679
oh no I've never had anyone fuck me before, just fucked someone once, was pretty timid in that time period
>>712552849
what about sucking tho
>>712552679
Nice. Did he buy it for you to use?
It's also still going on? Nice. Usually those things end terribly.
>>712552704
Some people are just destined to start young. I used my mom's dildo even after she found out.
I just didn't care.
>>712552849
I like both sucking and getting the succ
>>712553104
>after she found out
try harder, unless you're an exhibitionist, at which point I rest my case
>>712553104
yeh he did, he said he wanted me to have something for when he wasnt around
dunno why it would end badly, its really fun and i like him and his dick
what did your mom say when she found out?
>>712553104
Even today I've never known the luxury of a dildo, I envy your childhood
but I think if I were caught using one by my mother I would probably be inclined to kill myself
>>712553430
>>712553491
when is trump going to make anime real?
>>712553416
this, the closest thing I got was taking a screwdriver and slapping a condom on it
>>712553581
>>712553491
>>712553430
thanks for your contribution
>>712553609
never ever
>>712553609
Soon
>>712553416
its not as good as a real dick
>>712553729
lol i used screwdriver with rubber glove on it before i got my dildo
reminder that discord is a chinese moisture farming scam
>>712552704
Ive many people who have it. Id just spend a whole day do it if I could. AND ID REALLY LIKE IT NOW IM FREEZING IN MY BED
>>712553342
Let's just say I had never seen her that mad before. Was grounded for well over a month afterwords.
>>712553416
I knew I fucked up, but I just decided to be super extra careful from then on with it. I only got caught because I used it at night, and kept it in my room like a fucking idiot.
>>712553892
Reminder that 3rd world boys that don't wear socks opinion's do not matter.
>>712553729
I didn't/don't even have condoms, I have cucumbers at best and I'm not large enough for that to be fun
>>712554064
FUCKING KILLUGON POSTERS SHUT UP
>>712553794
what did he mean by this
>>712553871
>rubber glove
holy shit that must've hurt
>>712553892
thanks again, for the 5th time in 6 hours
>>712554059
you can't hear it but I'm laughing pretty hard right now anon
>>712553908
ikr it's so cold outside (tonight)
>>712554064
this man speaks truths
>>712554094
just order it online anonymously, there's probably some site like that in your country
>>712554165
Try again sockless.
>>712554394
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712554059
lol oh wow that sucks
i got caught using mine one time, id fallen asleep with it sorta in me but it fell out overnight and it was next to me when they pulled off my covers to get me out of bed, it was a bit awkward
>>712554383
i had vaseline on it but it still hurt a little, i just needed the feeling of something in my butt
>>712554464
>>712554597
no u
>>712554597
how would fucking yourself feel?
>>712554383
Yeah its freezing in ireland and I only wear underwear when I sleep so im really feeling the cold
>>712554383
>anonymously
how am I to do that in a house with 2 other people? It's too risky
Only thing to do is buy one at a store but that isn't so anonymous either
>>712554698
like i mean i've seen videos of people doing it
>>712554731
>ireland
the good or bad one? :^)
>>712554497
Yikes. Sounds really awkward indeed.
How'd that all go?
>>712554383
Yeah yeah, laugh all you want.. =/
>>712554653
You're so saucy sockless.
I think I might like like you.
(no homo)
>>712554845
>implying there is a good one
>>712554731
surely the irish can find something to burn?
>>712554933
do i know you
>>712554962
that's why it's such a great question, no matter which ireland they live in it makes them mad.
>>712554698
I used to masturbate in-front of a floor length mirror and practice kissing my own reflection.
>>712555029
>do i know you
Do you want to?
>>712554909
they already know i liked guys so that wasnt an issue but they still had a thousand questions and it kinda became a safe sex talk but i already knew all of it
i tried to get out of it by saying i didnt wanna talk about it but they threatened to take the dildo away if i didnt wanna talk so i had to
>>712555170
dunno
>>712554781
haha get a load of this fag
>>712554731
>not wearing cute pjs
I don't know what to say to this. this deserves a lower place in hell than being shotacon
>>712554778
here there's a site that just lets you pay with paypal and it sends a package to your house with just your name on it, no contents on it or something. so as long as your family respects your post it'll be fine
>>712555090
interesting
>>712555170
maybe
>>712555179
>tell me incredibly awkward things or I take away your one source of pleasure
nice people im sure
>>712555326
>cute pjs
did somebody say P J S M O O T C H E S?
>>712555424
enlighten me on this
>>712555368
this, pretty fucked up
>>712555179
Well it could have been worse. I just kind of hid the fact that I'm bi from my mom, but I'm sure she kind of figured it out on her own. My dad really didn't give a shit. He knows everyone has their own thing.
>>712555368
lol it wasnt my only source :P but even tho just thinking about it makes me feel just how embarrassed i was i dont think they did anything wrong, they just wanted to make sure i knew about safe sex
>>712555581
lol yea theres horror stories online about parents who disown their kids for being bi or gay and im really glad that wasnt me
>>712555581
great dad anon
>>712555571
it's pj smootches, what more is to be said?
>>712555775
C U T E
>>712555797
very well
>>712555909
no u
>>712555938
u gotta admit pj smooches sound nice right
>>712554845
The republic of ireland one
>>712555764
Mentaiko really should do more shota work. I think he'd make a hot Naruto.
>>712556103
actually it's just officially called ireland
>>712555728
Yeah. My mom years later found some of my cross dressing stuff in my room and gave me another talking to, but it was pretty civil thankfully.
>>712555775
Yeah. I honestly wish everybody could have a parent like him that just understands people.
>>712556173
omg i love nipple pinching too
>>712556261
it is pretty hot
>>712556040
I-I don't know if we're on the same page here, what is your definition of it?
>>712556344
smooching in pyjamas you idiot
>>712555257
>dunno
>>712555326
>maybe
Very coy.
>>712556143
I know right? I would fucking do anything for that.
>>712556250
i dont crossdress so i havent had to have that talk thankfully lol
a friend and i did get caught in his bed by his dad tho, he just went "guess youre busy" and laughed as he walked out
we never forgot to lock the door again after that :P
>>712556337
feels amazing while a dick is in me too
mcshit
>>712556506
hey faggotry
>>712556428
it is the best thing anon
>>712556582
hey mc shitlier
>>712556631
hitlerjugend and all that
>>712556478
*googles coy* oh hmm yeah sure
>>712556710
I got an interview for a job tomorrow
wew
lado
>>712556800
the secret is to just stare into the interviewer's eyes and start crying without blinking
>>712556800
good luck anon!
>>712556726
How did you not know what coy meant?
>>712556504
Sounds like he had a cool dad like I do. I learned to close the door when I'm "busy", and my parents respected that thankfully.
>>712556877
Its a warehouse assistant job and Im fairly sure if Im not crazy Ill get the job
I'm "18" in a shota thread, ask me anything.
>>712556912
>no coy epicurean bf
>>712556947
gotta be jacked to move those boxes though :^)
>>712556951
kill yourself
>>712556912
I'm not a native english speaker and it seems like a gimmicky word so never heard it
>>712556951
Too old
>>712557015
maximum lifting was 16KG which is like nothing
>>712557059
what's ur mother tongue
>>712557076
my burdens are heavier than that lmao
>>712557024
I am unable to do so. Please ask something else of me.
>>712555326
I dont have cute pjs only these
>>712556919
yea he is pretty cool, they are nudists tho so its to be expected
>>712557153
drink the shit under the sink
>>712557131
burden of being a complete drain on society :^)
>>712557131
Can I be sworn to carry your burdens my thane?
>>712557225
yeah those among many
>>712557233
please take your roleplaying to >>>/trash/
>no coy epicurean bf
Why live?
>>712557059
>not a native English speaker
This makes sense.
>seems like a gimmicky word
Definitely not my friend
No worries though, it makes sense now.
>>712557225
I am unable to do so, please ask something else of me.
>>712557316
try poe yet?
>>712557131
Dutch
>>712557076
stronk
>>712557168
cute butt, but boxer doesn't have cute pattern/10
>>712557131
what burdens anon?
>>712557321
phew
>>712557321
i can't remember the other big words that were used that i made fun of
>>712557405
non
>>712557316
Can I take you with me? Seems some needs to be cleaned up. :)
>>712557416
but 16kg isnt even that heavy
>>712557431
tried any game yet?
>>712557416
He should wipe some on his dick and see what the beast does...
>>712557416
oh ur the nederlander anon then
too many burdens
>>712557490
no
>>712557506
not been feeling well, cbf doing anything
>>712557431
>other big words that were used that i made fun of
patrician which is a fucking basic 4chin word imo.
>>712557577
at least you dont have an autistic cat meowing at you
>>712557559
trust me I own 3 cats, you do not want one near your dick
>>712557577
yeah getting late though, tell me anon
>>712557610
yeah that's the one
and i think there was another
>>712557642
yea they don't like me
>>712557703
i killed a man
>>712557222
That must be interesting..
Just around the house I'm guessing?
What was it like when you first found out?
>>712557416
Better?
>>712557730
at least you didn't kill a cute boy! look at it positively anon
>>712557832
>still no cute patterned clothing/shota pic
no, no it is not fine sir
>>712557730
>and i think there was another
Yeah, can't remember what it was though.
Guess I'm not as in love as I thought.
>>712558017
oh, you like melbanon? name 5 of my albums.
melbfag should end their life tbh fam
>>712558151
literally nobody is denying this
>>712558205
just do it
>>712558278
i prefer adidas
>>712558205
anyone who can be referred to by name here should an hero
>>712557798
house and back garden, as well as in the forest (during summer ofc) since theres not really any nude beaches here
they sat me down and talked to me about it and i was really nervous but my friend helped make me relax enough to be okay with all of us being naked around their place
it was super awkward tho because once my friend undressed i got a little hard, they were all like no its okay its totally normal and my friend hugged me and asked if i just wanted to go to his room
i got more comfortable with it over time, still spend a lot of time over at his
>>712558151
>>712558205
what's a melbfag?
>>712558322
not a bad observation
>>712558341
>being this new
>>712558341
a cancer on society
>>712558320
but ye what you doin
>>712558407
I've avoided /b/ for a while because it's literally full of cancer, but the lust for cute shota drew me back pls no bully
>>712558100
Like him?
Maybe?
Do anything he says?
No.
>>712558436
the usual, staying up all night and sleeping through most of the day.
>>712558505
melbfag is the cancer of which you speak
>>712558584
>maybe
awww
>>712558585
yeah but what do you do which is fun
>>712559441
more or less
>>712559435
we actually have a word for that, it's called "avatarfaggotry"
perhaps Reddit would be nicer for you, as your deeds are always attached to your name
coles has shitty sausages holy shit. no wonder woolies is more successful
>>712559652
yo are there kangaroo sausages? i don't think i've ever noticed any. kangaroo burgers are fucking ace though
>>712559609
The alternative is using browser addon's to become not anon at all. Along with that, one image a thread is a whole lot less cancer then a few months ago.
Faggot.
>>712559725
I dont eat random shit nty
>>712554731
Ireland? What County?
>>712559777
i literally ate a sausage roll that i found on the ground once so
>>712559461
the first time i sucked him while they were still there i was kinda nervous at first but he just pushed my head down until i took his dick in his mouth
at that point i didnt even care, i was just enjoying his dick :P
we had to stop partway through because i was just like "wanna go to your room instead" and he knew what that meant :P
>>712559762
the alternative is not being an attention whore, at at least not wasting the image limit
Faggot.
>>712559837
you're a fucking bogan
>>712559919
lmao just a bit
to be fair it was a perfectly good sausage roll, dumb cunt probably just dropped it and forgot about the 5-hour rule
>>712560035
>5-hour rule
anon... it's the 5 second rule
>>712560035
melbourne need to be nuked tbh
>>712559877
Sounds very yummy. Did he cum inside you in the end?
>>712560088
perfectly good sausage roll irregardless
>>712560142
love you too faggotry
>camwhore got banned
lul
>>712560190
i slept for like 12 hours last night was tired af
>>712560267
i don't even keep track of when i wake up and go to sleep lmao
but 12 hours sounds nice
You're all sick degenerative pieces of shit... but I'm gonna enjoy the thread
>>712560359
i also somehow put my phone in a random place when I was asleep
>>712560417
i used to turn my phone's alarm off in my sleep and put it under my pillow
you do some weird shit when you sleep
>>712560407
thanks u too
night anons
>>712560518
gn anon, have nice dreams.
>>712560407
/b/ is for adults only
>>712560505
I once unscrewed a light bulb nearby as I slept and broke it as I woke up
>>712560678
are you sure you weren't drunk
>>712560740
I'm not even old enough to buy alcohol...
>>712560961
>being this american
Someone mentioned a new thread?
>>712561667
no, play time is over
do you know what fucking sucks
hemorrhoids
>>712562084
Well there's stuff out there for that..
>>712562084
>>712562351
Or a special diet you can go on.
remind me who the best boy is again
>>712562560
Reiji!
>>712562692
shockingly accurate
>>712562560
Killua
>>712562748
killua is cute, but not the best boy.
New thread?
>>712562746
>tfw senpai finally notices you
excited _cute_boy.jpg
>>712563105
literally who dis
>>712563176
:^)
>>712564584
more blindingly obvious, please?
new thread
>>712565832
>>712565832
>>712559104
This is correct, about a month back, and all he said was that he wanted to slip back to anon, he kicked and screamed against getting on ns and chats, took three pseudonyms for one to finally stick.
Can respect his style, the lewd perv. Just hope he's doing ok and checking in
>>712566623
no he definitely died during the new zealand earthquake
>>712545133
damn sun
