Dubs are absolute truth Trips are a fact of life I'll
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs are absolute truth
Trips are a fact of life
I'll start
>There's nothing wrong with being jewish
>>712499885
So close but denied
What's the diff between fact of life and absolute truth?
Everything is fine, this is just a bad dream
>>712499948
Nothing, they're both the same
>>712499885
You can have female penises.
>9gag should be raided
>>712499885
If you fuck a lesbian in the ass an angel gets its wings
>>712499885
I rigged the election
OP Is always a fag
all fags should be gassed
Feminism unlike cancer can be cured by penis
>>712499885
Haha, everyone knows there's nothing wrong with being muslim
>>712500199
Dubs wills it
Like is just playing outside.Death is going back inside.
I will die a virgin
>>712500199
This
>>712500300
Fuck
>>712500300
keked
>>712500300
Haha o fuck
>>712500300
Fucking rekt yourself.
TRUMP WILL BE ASSASSINATED
NOT MY PRESIDENT
>>712500077
THIS
/FUCKINGTHREAD
world will end in 10..9...8
Trump will be killed by a child on the 23rd of March next year.
I voted for Gary Johnson and I'm proud
>>712499885
My dick is huge nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdPHC6yAKU
You feel great pleasure by inserting a high number of baby dill pickles into your anus.
We should hand over the Admin rights of the board to 9gag.
There's nothing wrong with shemales.
My wife is a twat
>>712499885
Banana threads are the best
>>712500300
Nobody ever doubted that.
Posting buttjob pics in a r34 thread makes you a better person
Boypussy is always best pussy.
>>712500436
Trump will die during 2016 as a result of his toupee attracting lightning during an electric storm.
>>712499885
I'm lying
/a/ will return to glories days soon.
Dick posters are closet faggots.
>>712500600
RIP
Making a r34 thread out of this thread will make you rich
Koreas war during 2017
Jew's are scum
>>712500711
Oh shit
Liking traps makes you a virgin forever
The anon below me will be curb stomped
>>712500711
Holy shit. I'll start building the nuclear shelter.
I only tell truths. Now bow down
Meme magic doesn't change shit, it only predicts the future.
>>712500788
Checked
>>712500711
>>712500766
Fuck, it's happening.
>>712500788
Give us some of your wisdom then.
>>712499885
4chan is getting taken down in 17 hours
Trump will get sick near next Christmas.
>>712500788
Down it goes.
This thread is fake, dubs are not trues nor trips facts of life
Moot will buy 4chan back at the near future.
>>712501022
Hell yes.
>>712501022
I for one, welcome back our cuck overlord.
My gf will say yes to a threesome
Big eruption in Japan 2017, low causalities.
>>712501066
You're a cuck
>>712501022
>>712501066
Double confirmation again, kek is with us.
>>712501111
You just killed a bunch of otakus OP. I hope you feel bad for it.
>>712501111
Riots will kill alt-right leader next month and a quarter
>>712500277
double dubs will it even moar
>>712501157
He's not OP, i am
>and i have not prepared for quads
Plain crash on Russian again soon.
>>712500600
Dubz command it
Someone will make a big real prediction in this thread.
trump is supreme overlord
Raping your mom is ok.
everyone in this thread is a nigger
>>712500077
Fat black otakus are the worst.
>>712500711
>>712500766
4chan is secretly owned by elon musk
The heart.
My uncle will stop touching my no nos.
MIlo is kill or injured
Creepy pastas will make a comeback
2018 will be a big year to Hillary Clinton
>>712501509
It seems they still need his love. You provably enjoy it anyway :)
>>712501111
>Big eruption in Japan 2017, low causalities.
HOLY QUADS
>>712499885
Is OP a faggot?
>>712501111
I'm sleepy, I should sleep now.
>>712501616
ok then, I guess I'll stay up
Im going to be a billionaire
NO one in this thread will live more than 8 years of age
>>712501582
>I do.
>>712501694
kek, faggot
This post is false.
Jojo's mangaka is immortal
I'll get dubs again
Every poster here will have one or two family members killed in the near future except me
Your future is uncertain, but specific events will occur throughout your life and will influence you greatly.
They should put this in a cookie.
Anime is a gateway drug.
>>712500093
Faggots should be hunted for sport
>>712500300
free ticket to heaven
My dog hates me.
>>712501920
Balcks have the same potential as whites.
>>712501995
Thank God.
I really like ramen.
>>712499885
It seems eating icecream + energizer + chips makes you constipated for 2 weeks.
Keit-ai will find a way during this decade.
>>712502008
Nig Gers?
>>712502007
2007 was almost 10 years ago.
>>712502066
Nice
China will own Australia by the year 2023.
this statement is false
>>712502066
Too bad they all do crack.
Nice filename trips.
>>712502066
>>712502093
No dubs. I guess you are wrong.
Korea lotus cult will kill the prime minister
I'm winning shitloads of money today!
>>712499885
Nihgga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdPHC6yAKU
They never even began working on Half-Life 3
Jews should be eradicated.
>>712502142
2007 was more than 9 whole number years ago
>>712502137
This poster is mentally challenged.
Jews
>>712502172
This meme is shit
>>712502209
u know it fam like this post if you agree
Nice quads.
Islam will take over the europe
My mom loves me
UN will doom the world climate.
loli is not pedophilia
the christian faith is
I am a cuck
>>712502336
kek. Not even your mum anon. Go be a hero and stop wasting oxigen.
>>712502336
top kek
Mine loves me sometimes
Mods are asleep.
>>712499885
Chicks with dicks are the best
This post will not get dubs.
Meme magic will soon extrapolate 4chan
This thread is over, time to start a new one.
First rule: only trips and up are true!
Will i get a job by the end of the year?
I will never have a GF
I literally cannot get dubs right now.
I will an hero today
>>712502499
Well done.
>>712502470
Feminine dicks are not gay.
>>712502519
Good for you
>>712502499
Welp... Shit
>>712502500
Kek
you all have aids
>>712502555
Kek
>>712502578
make it happen
People should marry the same sex and use the opposite one just to procreate.
>>712502555
FUCK I WASTED MY TRIPS
Cancer is fake
>>712502600
>00
>0/0
>>712502597
>>712502578
Silly anons, you can't force it.
>>712502555
wot
i will die today
Life is complicated but less so if you got a lot of money.
>>712502648
huh?
0/0 =/= 0 , it just creates a singularity in the universe.
>>712499885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
my life is a failure
I have been as far as decided to go want look more like.
Meme school will be the only school in 2020
Everyone here besides me is a giant faggot.
is my aids test going to be positive ?
>>712502689
You are going to stay alive and hate it like everyone else
Im gay
>>712502746
fuck you dubs gives you cancer
traps are gay
Third world war 2019
I have a 7.4 inch dick
>>712502709
Where do you see an equals sign in there?
>>712499885
Even if you're reading this, you'll never know that i exist. I just a bunch of words out of many a lot of others ones.
sucking dick is the best way to make money
Fuck
Everyone here reads gay fanfiction in their spare time.
>>712502783
I love you even if you are a faggot
>>712502883
stop that
>>712502811
Dubs have finally confirmed it
>>712502824
Nowhere. But I can't make any sense of wtf anon was trying to mean, and there is a / between two zeros.
9/11 was a george melt steel jet beams pentagon Obama
>>712502844
Spooky.
>>712502941
this is actually true
>>712502844
i'm just a few word out of many others* srry
Hitler something nothing wrong
>>712502877
Kek
this is all a simulation there is no purpose in life
>>712502877
I sure do
>>712502917
No, I'll always care for you anon.
>>712502948
That waht i call skill.
>>712502877
this is a lie
My life will be Good
Traps might be gay, but that's not a bad thing.
>>712499885
My post is false
>>712503061
IT IS AN ABSOLUTE TRUTH YOU FAGGOT
>>712502962
yes Putin did a want go when Clinton not too far but Trump party blood sacrifice
>>712503082
Anon's life will be just ok
>>712503026
:(
>>712503061
I don't know, I guess I'll have to create a tumblr account now to try to find some.
>>712503116
Do you even English
im ga7y
you are all fat neckbeards on the inside
>>712503183
truth
>>712503133
:( is now an absolute true I guess.
You are awesome and a worthwhile individual anon. Life will get better.
>>712503152
I think the is from What.
>>712503152
Am kangaroo speak Englo when we dont and when what doesnt america pig
>>712502844
i scared myself. what is going on.
>>712503183
i'm a little girl anon
>>712503215
godammit you T_T
>>712503246
you will let me fuck your tight loli pussy
Thee's a hidden robot in this thread
>>712503288
lucky bastard
Rancid shit babies
Go to Angola and suck 30 horse cocks
>>712503288
loli is good.
>>712503288
You just scored some boypussy it seems. Enjoy it. Now YOU HAVE TO.
>>712503132
The best life ever on earth
>>712503288
B-be gentle a-anon
>>712503344
i fucking hate you
God doesn't exist.
>>712503349
But kind of shitty.
>>712503344
He must. Double dubs are absolute.
>>712503344
counter dubs
trap is not gay
op is a fag
>>712503380
fuck, i hope i got time to repent myself. but wich one is the real one ???
>>712503378
Here's my boy pussy for u
>>712503401
Just overall shit
>>712503441
no no. traps are gay
>>712503288
oh shit
9/11 was a lie
>>712503465
GET AWAY FROM ME !!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY SEND HELP
>>712503441
Trap is so gay 4chan needs to ban this faggotery
>>712503466
Oh no anon, too bad.
Moot is still running 4chan, Hiro is a figurehead
>>712503456
When you say god that means the biblical god faggot
Say Yahweh or something next time
4chin is dead
>>712503466
FUCKING HELL
>>712503517
>>712503524
Being this Jewish.
>>712503543
true
I'll lose my virginity next year.
>>712503524
i don't know anything from religion .. so fk u you stupid asshole and go pray santa like you love to.
>>712503571
you will never lose it faggot
4chan is 4chen
I'm gonna be happy one day.
>>712503588
rekt. You can start preparing your wizard tunic.
>>712503588
FUCK YOU
>>712503559
It's one of his many names ya cuck
I don't believe in any god
>>712503613
wrong and even more: 13 :(
fk my life ...
I'll major in meme magic.
im gonna fuck a 12 year old
>>712500300
and then you will be given to a suicide bomber as one of his 72 virgins, and he will rape you for all eternity
I'll get laid.
niggers are superior
>>712501111
Thanks for the heads up, anon
I'll cancel my trip for next year then
I will the one perfect girl, the one who give me a reason to live before i got the balls to commit suicide.
>>712503710
Too old.
Women are better than men
>>712503768
never happening nigger now fuck off
50Cent was born in Thailand
>>712503768
Well, that's it.
YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS ON THE INSIDE !!!!
>>712503768
You'll meet a flawed but nice girl that will make you moderately happy.
>>712503737
Get well :(
>>712503832
THIS IS THE FULL TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
>>712503768
You're a faggot.
im gonna be president in 2020. witness me
>>712503832
>>712503871
Samefag
>>712503800
Wow, that's mean h's a girl. that explain a lot of thing..
>>712503906
here have it
>>712499885
the world will end soon
>>712503914
you are a nigger haha
President Chelsea
>>712503892
Trump's gonna get killed before starting to work.
>>712503922
We must share this truth
everyones penis will turn to cheese in 1 year
>>712503974
Trump will get killed during work at the toilet
we will all be rich by 2094
All human are gonna die on the next few year.
>>712503987
WHY, now we have yo keep it secret, fk it !!! :@
Anon will post dick this thread.
>>712503948
And you're a retarded cuck. Are you gonna be getting any dumber, or are you gonna shut the fuck up before everyone catches your stupid?
>>712504037
only faggot whos gonna die here is you bitch
>>712504071
nah but ill let people know you are a jew
Brazil will star the wwIII
>>712504083
Do you mean you're immortal, do you take yourself for god !? If yes that's mean you're a lie.
You're a bot, a bunch of 0 and 1.
>>712504122
holy shit.
>>712504101
And I'll let everyone know you're spreading cheese pizza, how's that sound?
>>712504130
i am god indeed
Op will sometimes deliver
>>712504157
the real secret is that you are actually me. dont report yourself
>>712504157
Go find an hotel room and stop spamming with bullshit.
>>712504190
Obvious lie.
facebook is better than 4chan
>>712499885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>712504239
true
>>712504122
Oh no, but I'm huehue, i didn't want that.
>>712504165
Your grandmother was a prostitute and your grandfather raped her the day before going to jail for the rest of his life.
Boipussy is cancer
>>712503594
HONK HONK TO OUR NEW LORD
>>712504239
Absolutely not
>>712504275
this is your past
The third post from this thread is the major trith.
>>712504165
>>712504275
Sorry, but i tried.
4chan is for people with 4chins
>>712504299
Madafaka D:
You win, i think this is karma.
4chan will be replaced by 9gag in the coming years
>>712504366
Kek
>>712504366
Fuck you. Sincerely.
4Chan will haben an iterior war Started by the fire nation...ehm i mean //pol//
>>712504397
Wat
I'll get a job before next year
Someone list all the truths we got, we need to monitor it for the future, shit could be big.
>>712504366
and internet's gonna die in the same time, right before it happen.
No more internet people
>>712504448
ROLL
>>712504451
go fun yourself faggot
>>712504448
no job for you neckbeard nig
>>712504459
Too late. Time to apply for welfare.
>>712504428
Like i said a 4chan interior war. Too many boards derailed and raided... so many losses... its terrible
All of history will repeat itself literally
I will fuck more than 50 mothers
I'll be a billionaire by age 35.
>>712504500
Oh shit, anon is fucked.
you all want to be creampied by a big dick
>>712504561
this
In the next 10 year, human are gonna invent a new way to get pollution free kind of energy power, but this one is gonna turn to be the reason of the end of our world.
Apocalypse is near.
>>712504561
pls
>>712504551
Anon will be a millionaire after he dies.
I'm god all here posted is true
all posts are true
/thread
>>712504592
daaaamn :(
>>712504561
I myself want to cream pie someone.
I'm challenger in LoL
>>712504601
Nah im offbyone
woman will be replaced by robots to work for men
>>712499885
My ex and I are getting back together this year
>>712504656
you want to creampie another man
>>712504665
OH SHIT WUT?!
eating wiped cream was a mistake
All people who post on this thread are going to see they whole family die in the next week, one per one. Or all the people you live, or all the thing you like.
Without possibility of commit suicide.
>>712504722
it really wasent
4chan will live peacefully with tumblr and accept all genders next year
>>712504707
That's true even without dubs anon.
>>712504760
Not in your wildest dreams fuckface
White women belong to Canadian men. Black women belong to Monkeys. Asians belong to white men
>>712504755
>>712504722
What's the truth?
SJW's are worse than Hitler
tumblr is better
>>712504760
Dubs off by nearly half the numerical value system. Youre so wrong even your get got rekt
Also you will get cucked by chad the Canadian cucker
>>712504833
There're not enough canadian man for all the white woman, it can't be.
>>712504833
I can live with all the Asian lolis tbh.
>>712504867
This
69 has the same weight as dubs
reply to this or you will die tomorrow
>>712504833
Aye at least white women wont get browned like Europeon women.
>>712504966
GET! What were the 69s posts in the thread?
>>712504966
TRUTH
All previous dubs are lies, witness my trips and accept the facts of life.
1. All traps are gay
2. Hillary and Trump hate fuck each other
3. Kim Jung Un is secretly a faggot, as are we all.
>>712505073
faggot
Kim Jung Un shit posts on /v/
>>712505073
gtfo, now. Shame on you.
>>712500396
>>712500387
People who always write in all caps are less than 15 years of age
the next dubs's computer is gonna allah ackbar on his face.
>>712505118
Kim Jong Un is the real owner of 4chan.
pen white now cake
>>712505073
Get out faggot cuck.
ALL POSTS POSTED IN THIS THREAD ARE TRUE
>>712505204
yes
>>712505188
Understood.
>>712505166
Or over 60
>>712505188
Over and out.
>>712505188
But what does it mean?
the next shoah will be the last one
4chan has the cure to cancer but won't tell anyone because of the jews existence
>>712500788
I am the lucid dream
The monster in your nightmares
Tremble before my true form
Bow down before the god of death,
Madness will consume you!
you have to eat your own cum
The world is gonna be like the movie and game mad max fury road in the next 15 year.
>>712505340
I don't produce cum
>>712505422
conservative people are just as bad as the sjw commies :^)
TUMBLR IS GOD
>>712505513
You're a cuck who will die alone
thread is dead
all leftists should be killed
>>712505555
this is fake
>>712505555
shit bro, quads
cant argue with that
>>712505555
Holly molly
