NZ thread - We never changed the flag edition
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NZ thread - We never changed the flag edition
>>712482105
Why are IDs even gone?
cuckakuru cucking in
It was fucking warm today, gonna be fucking warm tomorrow too
>>712482105
this was the best flag design
>>712484610
Wrong lazer kiwi was
>>712484700
well thats a given.
In wellington for a week, where can i score?
me irl
>>712485057
me irl
>>712485144
Me too, except I don't have an expecting wife.
kek
New Zealanders are the niggers of Oceania.
>>712486241
praise kek tbh smh fam
>>712484610
red peak, kys
>>712486241
thats tonga, samoa and the pacific islands*
>>712486241
we may be the niggers, but not the worst niggers
>pic and vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks
>>712486638
was too maori for me
>>712486169
Feels bruh
Sup bruhs are all youse fully sick?
Dunners reporting.
Maccas punch-up, as promised.
https://youtu.be/wCYa2YPM7m0
>>712486844
fucking lit fam, missed out heh.
Lincoln Road reporting in.
Hey bruhs what's happening hey? Fukin chilled as cunt!
>>712487044
>lincoln road
which part. same here.
>>712487266
Just off Pomaria. Where that baby fell down the manhole few years ago. Sup cunt? Wanna go bowling? lol
>>712487266
The fucked bit bra! Wanna hook up and suck dick? Chill n shit bruh
>>712487035
Missed the part where old mate ended up on the floor unfortunately
>>712486844
Mfw I know one of the blonde chicks, kek
Napier reporting, What do you guys think the best and worst things about being New Zealanders are?
>>712486844
Dunedin is such a magical city.
>>712487562
>earthquakes memes
>Lorde
>getting boners at sight of sheep
>being a hobbit
You must post tits ITT your name is:
Stefanie
Sarah
Dasha
Lucy
Lily
You must post dick ITT if your name is:
Jack
Matt
Aaron
Alex
Chris
>>712487821
>Dasha
Who the fuck is named Dasha? Never even heard that name before.
>>712487895
Lol shout out to HLH. Post real name so i can mock you next time i see you. And so i can tell Darsha you wanna see her tits
>>712488044
swing and a miss
>>712487613
Apparently Maccas elsewhere in NZ don't have security guards?
>>712487895
It was close, by name is Tadasha
>>712482105
>THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU VOTED TO KEEP THE CUCK STAMP ON OUR FLAG YOU SHOULD KYS ASAP
>>712488298
Voting? Fucking normie
>>712486844
Fuck i almost thought this was the brand new silverstream maccas, almost identical...
>>712487821
nice try, homo
>>712488136
Does in welly if its Wednesday. Friday or Saturday nights.
>>712488573
Thursday friday and Saturday here in Dunedinis
>>712487821
Please be more specific
>>712488573
Does it? Ive never seen them and i live acorss the road.
>>712488298
Rather be cucked by elizabeth than john key
>>712488825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX0BDWEwlEw
>>712488825
bitch please.
>>712488298
>>712488993
I like his moko.
>>712488993
The comments say everything you need to know about Maori people.
>Weel im a moari ima a black power member fuk hes on he nows hes shit to many judgmental people dont under stand what white and maori people are like to much racist people every one wants power and land more. More and more greedy powerful people need to relize life iz preshis my kid are my every thing bring theme up right thats my law thats my life
>>712488703
that's because you a bitch.
>>712487821
>posts dick
>>712488136
There's none in South Auckland which you'd think would be where they're necessary
>>712489638
Pfft, mines bigger.
>>712489673
shoe benis.
>>712487044
>>712487266
Reporting in. I'm on Buscomb
Unrelated: nz nudes
>>712490160
fuck off you cancerous cunt.
>>712490160
That bakery next to the laundromat/mad butcher is fucking awesome. The dimsums and chicken cranberry pie are the shit.
>>712490160
Keep it going lad
>>712486844
that was tame as fuck.
>>712490495
Haven't tried the chicken cranberry pie before, might have to give it a whirl
What's with the cp ads 4ch? Get it together.
>>712490803
Duh. When has there ever been a good scrap in NZ?
>>712491171
post areola
>>712491210
Inb4 you expecting huge nips
>>712491418
they seem quite small for the breast size, post moar
>>712492067
imagine tiddies with no nipples.
Ask a guy working in Wellington in condemned buildings to try "repair" what we can, anything.
>>712492213
like this?
>>712492213
I don't want to imagine
>>712492324
Where you from?
Are you getting paid more to be here?
What buildings?
What do you do all day?
Have you sampled the local talent? (fuck holes)
U wanna some fuck?
>>712492336
pretty much.
Just sacks of fat.
crack up as.
>>712492550
id still fap to that
>>712492324
What does "repairing" actually consist of?
>>712492482
>Welly.
>Yes, a lot.
>CBD at the moment, Signed an NDA
>I don't need too..
>I feel you need therapy.
>>712484610
beautiful, shame it isn't so
>>712492593
so you'd masturbate to a dudes ass cheeks?
>>712492696
yes
>>712492599
At the moment, We're testing the strength of buildings, placing brackets where needed.
Fun Fact, The Molesworth street building owner is said to be getting paid upwards of $30 million.
>>712487895
it's one of santa's reindeers mang, the one that fucks red nose
>>712492744
ayy lmao
>>712492762
so you pretty much just making the building "look" more secure but for serious though all these building stret=ngthining shit is just a facade until the next big quake comes and fucks shit up?
>>712492324
will you be butthurt when the next earthquake just undoes all your work?
odds fanta
evens l&p
>>712492956
If he's getting paid out the arse right now, he'll get paid out the arse again when that happens.
So I doubt he'll be too sore about it
>>712493056
you lucked out boi
>>712491418
did you shave your pussy yet Q?
i want that spread shot goddammit
>>712492067
>Sacks of fat
Have you people even felt breasts before? Most of a boob feels sorta like honey comb I guess...
Can't figure out how to really describe it. Sure there is fat to protect that honeycomb but not as much as you might think
>>712493248
You guys got the spread ffs.
>>712493248
its a trap bro
>>712493314
implying boobs aren't like bags of sand.
>>712493336
i must have missed it then?
>>712493248
>>712493389
sweet
>>712493389
Yum.
>>712488136
At night most ones around Chch do.
Last time I saw one there he only had one arm tho.
>>712493389
IDbro IN pussy when?
>>712493389
mmmmmmmmmmm
walking dead is fucked.
this nigga Coral has long bitch hair.
These bitches have short hair.
A nigga named jesus.
fuck sakes.
>>712493389
More from this set
>>712493940
The homie Jesus came back? I forgot about him
>Tfw Hornby, ChCh
>Only sheep I see are being transported in trucks
>Feels bad man
>>712493968
thats it, ask her to post more
>>712492864
No, we're doing strengthening, a lot of it is quick to get carparks etc ready to use, Some of the buildings are so windows and shit wont fall out before destruction.
>>712492956
>Earning money to repair something, only for it to happen again.. Not gunna be pissed at all.
>>712494057
ye, I forgot about the nigga as well.
>>712494141
>>712492864
But let me say, we're doing as much as we can, can't focus on cosmetic shit yet, you should honestly see the inside of queensgate mall right now. We had a team come back with photos, the entire carpark pillars have moved rougly 2 feet. on the point of collapse.
>>712494213
niggas should just tear it down and start again.
no point repairing shit that is probs going to fuck up harder next time shit goes down.
>>712494276
Thing is, most of the buildings are fine, just a few are fucked. The one Im in at the moment is a very busy car park, and the walls are so bad you can push them with your pinky and itll sway so bad.
I wonder if Coral and Enid are gonna fuck.
Coral gon die a birgin.
Fucking Coral!
its a trap.
this nigga dun goofed.
>>712494446
Enid is too much for that cuck
Here you go. Try not to get a boner
>>712494670
I didn't know this was a You Fap, You Lose thread
>>712482105
> Muh imperialism
>Maoris would rip y'all a new asshole
>>712494779
Go back to your bush, filthy Maori
yo nigga fuck dat bish
>>712494816
Coast reporting in
Only in New Zealand can you find some munter rapping about billy mavs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC6rdmEaSWA
>>712495156
kek
>>712495557
>ain't nuthin' to it
>black can made me do it
Infinitely better than the original. Would cop the mixtape for sure
>>712495557
Don't like new zealand rap.
cunts try to sound murrican too much.
7% cans are the life blood of nz.
trips and I CUM LIVE ON CAM
>>712496307
Summer?
>>712496775
TC meme
Anyone found any shrooms after our last big rain?
Bonus points for Wellington/Upper Hutt
thhreads dead my cuz
>>712498585
Sucks shit aye, right after I ask about shrooms too
>>712498621
just go out for a hunt my cuz.
Here are the Skype links to the Down Under Group Chat/Call for Australia and New Zealand members:
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or
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>>712498698
Dunno where to find any been looking heaps cow paddocks are dry even
>>712499430
bbitch nigga go in the forest.
like nigga. you gonna be picking up shit.
do you even shroom bro?
we fuckin dade bros?
>>712499430
Never been told to go into the Forrest tbh
>>712500565
we fuckin dade cuz
>>712494213
Holy shit and today I was bitching cause I need to do Christmas shopping haha
>>712498157
You're about five months too late for the best pickings kek
bumpin
Triple three AM we out chea
>>712502067
faggot
>>712485037
maarama cres in aro
>>712505587
get it for me
life saving bump.
fuck you cunts.
this is my domain now.
this is my thread now.
we runs it late my dudes.
All these normie fucks not even real Kiwis.
Kiwis are nocturnal.
Go into bath house for a relaxing day.
Get naked and wrap a towel around lower half.
Strut in like a boss having a decent look at the titties on display.
Go into the private section for a business meeting.
Some cunts break into the bath house and are wanting a rumble.
First ever barney with my cock hanging out.
THIS IS MY THREAD AND I'LL LET IT DIE WHEN i WANT.
