Yo /b/ im lit rn, gimme something to look at
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Yo /b/ im lit rn, gimme something to look at
Have a good long look at these two animal dudes having anal sex.
These guys too.
Look at them... LOOK!
>>712474739
Yikes that aint good
>>712474510
you just gotta wear a full hazmat suit to work
>>712474564
I'm sorry you have to go through that. has she had it long?
>>712474739
how long is a good long time?
>>712474842
Im dis gusted but i cant look away
LOOK AT THEMDRFSGAEWHARHBXDFZS
Ill be back, im not lit enough for you guys
>>712474898
ive tried to get them to let me wear a mask and gloves sometimes but nooooooo that wouldnt look good.
>>712474898
Are you in the right thread?
>>712474979
Popularity of the American muscle car in the hands of people far removed from their glory days.
Dom - Just never got around to getting the snip. Never intended to have more than one child. Certainly not going after a third.
>Dom
>>712475156
can you use anything at all to keep their sickness away?
>>712475178
I'm pretty sure I am
terrible edit nibi
>>712475635
what the fuck nibi
>>712475647
lots of lysol and sanitizing lotions
>>712475912
He's posted that heaps of times.
>>712476114
he must cease
>>712475912
I bet you've never even butchered an animal before you no knickered, yellow bellied, sissy boy.
>>712476149
Cease breathing maybe
But no, like my heart he will go on
>>712476260
>implying katia doesn't have knickers
>>712476294
he's also calling me asian for some reason when I am clearly not
>>712476294
Well now, isnt that just frustrating for you.
>>712476476
what
bklfkbllkfkvkm
>>712476588
nice dubs, kek smiles upon you
>>712476476
What, that Katia has knickers or that I have Celine Dion stuck in my head
>>712476474
And a ching chong nip nong to you too, young lady.
>>712476614
NICE MEM
computer, load up celery man
>>712476706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53ZBCzjlM6c
meme magic is real
>>712476588
>>712476614
Heil Hitler
>>712476574
Stawp it uuuuuuuuu
>>712476661
Thanks, I always knew having that memory of Jwoolia Wobberts would do me good one day.
>>712476926
You're welcome I guess
>>712477089
The honors are all yours, bbycakes.
>>712477089
nice name
>>712477230
I am pretty honourable
>>712477388
So Game Freak added a pokemon that is exactly what it implies in my name
The females can use mind-control pheromones to attract males, including males of other species and humans
The evolution - which is female only - builds harems out of the males
Pic very much related.
>>712477538
that's DISGUSTING JEWISH TRASH
DRINK FILTERED WATER, BUY SUPER MALE VITALITY
DONT LISTEN TO THE GLOBALIST PROPAGANDA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>712476756
i did not mean to say mem, please convert it to "meme" in your head
sorry, I was temporarily possessed by alex jones
>>712477632
Please, mind control harems have been a Japanese thing for ages. If Jews wanna get into the fetish game they need to hire a few Japs
>>712477758
i did, I was just continuing the conversation about meme magic and kek.
>>712477827
wrong japs are already working for them.
they were nuked on israeli orders
>>712477889
I wouldn't believe that, the Japs are so incredibly xenophobic it would be difficult to infiltrate them
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>>712477840
dark meme magic
Cookin up some dank dark memes with the meme wizards.
nef I named my mind control harem lizard after you
>>712478944
thanks bae
>>712479143
I definitely ragequit the game for today though since I think a glitch jewed me out of getting surf and waterfall, which isn't a progression halting error but really fucking blows
jewed huh
>>712479255
Yeah that's a pretty big thing.
kiked, even
>>712479374
also you're named after two pokemon
my tentacruel is named neferpitwo since I couldn't think of a better tentacle rape person
No reference to genitals, of course.
>>712479255
>>712479426
Well what are you gonna do when you catch a Tangela?
>>712479544
>implying I'd use tangela
my grass type is alolan exeggutor, named m e m e s XD
>>712479524
what's good slutbucket
because the jews are notorious for ripping people off, just like the whites are notorious for killing off indigenous peoples with smallpox
Next time I get really sick I'll say "I got pilgrim'd" just for you
there's really not a good verb for that
>>712479627
Nothing, I want a car to run me over.
You?
>>712479627
Gotta catch them all, you know
>>712479688
We didn't use smallpox in Australia.
We just kidnapped the fuck out of their kids and attempted to breed the black of out them.
>>712474470
me too, feed my brain pls
>>712479771
my pokemon sun game is fucked up so I'm considering flying to japan and kicking shigeru ohmori in the nuts
the nordic master race beat huemonkeys in csgo today so that's good
>>712479848
im literally developing a salazzle fetish because of you fuck you
>>712479893
I sort of want to sun/moon but I don't have the money for it.
I will have to choose between it and monster hunter XX most likely.
>>712480017
this is one of the very few games I bought this year since I don't fucking like video games
it was, like, this and dark souls 3
also I''m drink which is good
>>712479893
I didn't even save the porn ones, where she's covering in Salandits with two-pronged lizard dicks
you just got colonialiiiiiiiized
>>712479848
something about fucking the local fauna
>>712480220
I wish to see these
I guessss that works but since my entire biology is basically colonized it's kinda taken for granted
>>712480220
>two-pronged lizard dicks
coming out of slits?
If white people are so good at killing people with smallpox, why dont they just use smallpox on the niggers?
>>712480448
africans are more disease resistant, generally, than europeans. That's why it took so much longer for europeans to penetrate and colonize africa relative to the americas - they kept dying on entry
in the americas, the rather low population density meant there weren't a great deal of native diseases to contend with
>>712480261
I went and grabbed it just for you
>>712480257
They were classified as fauna at some point, IIRC.
What is interesting is that unlike black people in America, Aboriginals have a very high rate of interracial relationships. Around 50% of them.
I want to see how the two groups of people change over time.
>>712480399
Have a look and see for yourself
>>712480646
I am unspeakably turned on
what's with all the money?
>>712480646
why do they have money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZseqKBMq4c
>>712480088
Ooh I just finished my chemistry homework.
On time.
Completed.
For the first time this term.
I'm so productive.
>>712480878
you're a fucking god
so why do you want to get hit with a truck anyway
>>712480704
>>712480716
Since Salandit/Salazzle can attract and mind control males, people seem to like adding a thievery aspect to the pokemon where they steal money from helplessly enraptured men
Maybe they're like little dragons and keep hordes of coins. In several pictures I passed over they were holding bags with dollar signs on them
>>712480878
Well done
>>712480922
I am in a negative mood, leading to me wanting to be wiped off the face of the earth by means that are not my own as I'm to pussy to do it.
It happens regularly, I'll pull out of it later tonight most likely.
>>712480592
Niggers confirmed literally the disease of humanity.
>>712481007
this somehow makes the fetish better
>>712481084
that's one way of thinking about it, but keep in mind europe in turn is much more disease ridden than the new world was prior to european arrival. It's all about population density
>>712481037
I recommend drinking. Whenever I want to die drinking makes me want to live.
oh is there a new pokemon that's actually a mind control slut
well it's more like a mind control Domme,
salandit only evolves into salazzle if female and she lizard society with mind control or something
>>712481244
I am listening to this.
>>712481176
Imagine capturing a Salazzle and consequently being stalked by an entire pack of thieving lizards. You'd go to sleep en route to a town, using your bag as a pillow, and wake up covered in little lizards trying to find their fuckmaster.
>>712481298
see >>712477538
Game Freak knew what they were doing.
>>712481445
>tfw you will never be a mind controlled lizard stealing from every single human you can find for a chance to fuck the harem queen
why is life like this
>>712481572
Blame GF and Nintendo
>>712481176
Whites dont breed very fast. Niggers and other brown people just shoot out kid after kid like the r-selective rats they are.
>>712481686
this is why I need to murder them all
>>712481695
depends on the brown people you're talking about but yeah that's generally true
she lizard society
>>712481445
->hot<-
>>712481758
But then no more pokemons
>>712481793
Someone was having a fucking field day when they made Salandit/Salazzle
>>712481433
well?
>>712481881
that's fine dude it's not like I WANT to keep playing these games, I just can't help myself
>>712481902
lou reed's half-singing is never going to satisfy me unfortunately but I thought it did pretty well for itself with only two chords
>>712481994
dilettante
>>712481994
Well by that logic we should also kill alcohol
>>712482024
no buttstuff
only cloaca
>>712482094
Yes, I realize I've committed an unforgivable sin by not prostrating myself at the altar of velvet underground. Make dealings.
>>712482122
no I definitely want to drink, all the time. It is an active desire.
isn't there technically an anus within cloaca?
>>712482185
Yeah but you're just sticking your dick in the unihole
>>712481176
I cannot bring myself to sink to that level.
If I developed a taste for the bottle I would drink myself to death.
>>712478514
>dota logo on the wall
why does dota make people gay?
like me?
>>712482185
it's your loss man
i don't give a shit
>>712482266
I'm clearly insufficiently informed on the mechanics of lizard sex
>>712482278
drinking yourself to death has to be one of the best ways to go if you ask me
>>712482344
if you didn't give a shit you would've just said "ok" instead of insulting me. Everyone wants affirmation of their own musical taste.
>>712482296
Because gay furries are always attracted to garbage
>>712482406
Well, google it.
I need to go to the shops soon
>>712481758
Niggers and muslims are renown rapists.
>>712482470
it's hotter when you explain it to me
>>712482451
>>712482451
>>712482451
>>712482451
>>712482471
aren't you into rape
>>712482471
Oh, did you hear about the thing in Turkey just the other day?
>>712482529
oh bby shove your two-pronged dick into my assvagina
>>712482584
literally cumming buckets
have my lizard babies nef
>>712482406
it's just the truth it's not an insult
an insult would be like
"you dumb idiot"
>>712482625
writhing scaled bodies in a little lizard den filled with eggs and small mounds of shiny coins
>>712482529
Hey, I like sex, but that sure doesnt mean I have sex.
>>712482584
No, ive been out for hunting season.
>>712482631
No, it's an explicitly negative noun. It's an insult. It's moreover an unexplained insult, so it's also your opinion and only conveys a theoretical relationship with the truth.
>>712482771
well
good point
>>712482740
>you will never soak a bunch of trainers' stolen wallets in your cum while trying to fight away your brothers to get one of your cocks inside salazzle
Hey! neffel is supposed to let me lay his eggs
>>712482857
i's just what you are
don't make this into something it's not
Got in a car accident. Dumb womyn rear-ended me and begged me not to sue her.
>>712482814
Basically if a girl has "consensual" sex with an adult, he can marry her and it's totally legal and not statutory rape or pedophilia.
>>712482858
The good thing about having a harem
>>712482857
RIP
your perception of a word does not objectively define that word, by the way. dilettante has its definition, which is neither positive or negative, but you choose to perceive it negatively because having a shallow knowledge of something is "bad" and "not good"
there is no context in which shallow is not a negative outside of a kiddy pool
>>712482954
I'm not. You insulted me. Your insult is unfounded.
>>712483009
Sue her. Women are awful.
>>712482858
No, he's laying MY eggs. He's the grill.
>>712483035
I should write smut about this and get furry famous
>>712483035
<3
>>712483116
Oh, that is alright then.
>>712483116
>outside of a kiddy pool
What about if you've been slashed with a knife?
you have a shallow knowledge of how to seduce, rape, and murder young boys to sate your pedophiliac lust. is your shallow knowledge positive or negative?
>>712483116
you are though
it's not an insult
it's just your nature
>>712483050
Racism has its definition too but that didn't stop the think toilet of academia redefining it.
>>712483116
You're probably an awful fanfiction writer.
>>712483166
>Lugia eating the eggs in the background
why does every pokemon have a thing for eating vaporeons
Negative. That's useful knowledge.
>>712483167
colorful exaggeration, but yeah that'd be better
although if you're doing the cutting you'd not want it
>>712483181
I'm not though. I have a much deeper understanding of music than you do. You just venerate all things grating.
>>712483277
I haven't written terrible fanfiction in years.
Wait, that's a lie, I wrote undertale fanfiction last year.
Man I should kill myself.
>>712483277
I have no idea.
>>712483035
Those arabs are looking for that virginity chakra.
Its like the old Norwegian tales of the elven king who could only be seen by children so he could lure them into his domain to steal their youthful essences.
because vaporeon literally LOOKS like sushi in not-yet-dead form
>>712483362
you're so fucking dumb man
>>712483382
I guess cause it's slippery and watery it goes down easy
Or cause it's cute
>>712483413
Haven't heard that one. Maybe similar to the Erkling, will have to look it up.
>>712483362
>I wrote undertale fanfiction last year.
AHAHAHAHAHA
I'm going to Vegas in a few weeks. Is it even worth it to try to get laid while I'm there?
>>712483534
swallow my jism
>>712483541
my then-boyfriend convinced me to do it, it was not my fault
also it wasn't pornographic for what that's worth
>>712483541
I do not mind a little bit of vore.
>>712483549
Normally I'd say yes, but since it's you, no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzht1l3UkKE
>>712483650
>it was not my fault
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>712483694
Neither do I. It is one of my many fetishes.
>>712483703
yeah I'm gonna go kill myself that seems like the right choice here
>>712483703
You don't know me
i would ask rhetorically about shallow and deep cuts, but really, i'd rather go masturbate
>>712483541
Its like that, yes.
>>712483784
I know you're in a gfur thread lamenting about sexual opportunities
>>712483752
There isn't a choice
>When you masturbate all day and get a blister on your dick, but you're still horny.
wait nef is into vore, that's gross and makes me feel less bad about myself
suicide suspended
>>712483874
nah we good now
>>712483898
this is when you switch to anal
>>712483874
I haven't gotten laid in like 5 years.
>>712483898
You wouldn't have this problem if you'd put it in my mouth
>>712483920
I dont have sex.
>>712483898
I wank like 5 times a day, how the fuck do you give yourself a blister
>>712483920
I'm into a LOT of things.
>>712483977
Which I guess means my post here>>712483703 was right on the money
>>712484041
I meant like fingering yourself
give your dick a break
>>712484079
>I wank like 5 times a day
dude if I jerk off twice in the same 12 hour period my dick is sore how the fuck do you do it
i have inquired of him the same
>>712484152
Dunno. Training I guess. It helps me get to sleep, and I like to have a whack before I get out of bed
Since I usually sleep in blocks, not all at once, it's several times a day
>>712484324
good god almighty my dude
>>712484079
When you're out of live rounds but you still have a few dozen mags worth of blanks.
>>712484090
>>712484387
Our doctor told us it was a miracle we managed a second pregnancy, given my sperm count is apparently nearly nonexistent.
>>712484424
Yeah, pretty much
what does your wife think of your numerous sessions
>>712484514
As long as I can still go when she wants it, she's fine with it. Not like I make a mess or anything
>>712484697
I just imagine a sock under your bed that is 90% crystallized cum
>>712484800
Nah
It's uhh
Odd to describe, cause I don't actually know anything about other people's dicks.
so many lost children
he puts the cum back into his penis afterward, so his balls never have to make any new cum
>>712484861
so wait what do you do with all the dick detritus
>>712484941
efficient
efficiency is just clever laziness, and boy am i inefficient
>>712484941
The children are saved.
Okay so like
when you get fully erect, the full 6-7 inches or whatever, does your foreskin still cover your dick?
Cause mine does, unless I peel it back.
If I'm wanking I just don't do that, so I can gently hold the tip of the foreskin when I finish and none actually comes out.
I just go to the toilet and let it out there. Wipe off with toilet paper and we're all good.
>>712484879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk&t
I'm going to a special level of hell
>>712485125
>does your foreskin still cover your dick?
>mfw american and mutilated
The Jews took my foreskin
>>712485248
>>712485284
Well you can suffer
But yeah I've never seen a picture of a dick that doesn't have the foreskin peeled back and the head visible, so I've always just assumed my cock is a bit weird
No loss of sensitivity, no ED, no problems. Just weird is all.
>does your foreskin still cover your dick
>full 6-7 inches
>>712485409
Well no fucking wonder you can jerk it 5 times and be alright.
I too know these feels, dominic
>>712485125
>6-7
>foreskin
nef
please
I cannot live up to these requirements.
omg dom no bully
>>712485428
You guys were the ones asking
I AM straight, after all has been said and done. I don't exactly know what other dudes erect dicks are like, you know.
Every dick I've just happened across on places like /b/ has always been peeled back or circumcized so I don't know how it works.
>>712485549
Not everyone is a monster like your bf
>>712485679
>I AM straight
I was so relieved the day I found out that 7.5 wasnt "small" like I thought it was.
>>712485742
Yeah yeah, you know exactly what I mean. We're talking about real life shit here, not imagination land with fluorescent dog dicks and furries with latex skin.
who the actual fuck told you 7.5 was small
>>712485798
in all seriousness, I regularly forget that other people have not touched as many dicks as I have
>>712485679
>>712485677
he really is a specimen. i mean i have a legacy large chance that i use on the reg and this guy still manages to hurt me with the strength of his cock
Yo, im the op of this thread i am so blazed, BUT the original pic was just the first thing on my phone, i actually did NOT want to see gay yiff, it was all a misunderstanding
>>712485880
Size queens are useless to anyone but the well hung.
Okay I need to hobble down to the shops while they're still open
Maybe see you guys later
>>712485847
Considering how inappropriately sexual me and my friends are with one another, I have seen plenty of floppy dicks but not really any erect ones.
>>712485677
Don't worry, you meet all my requirements
>>712485923
You dun fucked up, son
>>712485923
what am i supposed to do with all these images then
>>712485982
that hurts a lot
>>712485999
>999
confirmed we are a perfect match
>>712486041
No it didn't.
>>712485847
I went to school in the ghetto, everyone's dick was 12inches long.
Combined with my void of intimacy and no real knowledge of other male's penises. I figured I was lacking.
>>712486 save em negger
ok I actually need to go to bed or something I just read "floppy dicks" as "floppy disks" and couldn't figure out why nef was talking about really old storage hardware
Really ded
well yeah I went to bed
My headphones are being wacky :(
>>712488028
its ok borrow mine
>>712488200
Mine are sennheisers tho.
>>712488467
oki borrow my cat's headphones
