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>>712456481
Waifu claiming thread.
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>>712456481
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>712466188
Id rather not play Hello Kitty. I know what degenerates are like.
>>712466297
Isnt that all JRPGs?
>>712466773
I decided on MWO. Solo killed an assault as a 35 ton missileboat.
>>712467098(Yuuki)
Relaxing atm, jealous that you have the week off, don't want to go to class tomorrow.
>>712467124(Alice)
>
>Illyasviel
カラミチーマス
Claimu
Claiming with this wonderful image.
>>712466132
I'll be standing over there. Better yet, I won't be standing at all.
>>712466291
Tubing ain't bad either, but I'm definitely more about fishing.
>>712466517
Cleveland is screwed. I want to see if they pull through with that fan parade for the team if they go 0-16.
>>712466601
You still got music at least. For me, it's geography and astronomy. Something about the most remote places and finding stuff in deep space that always interests me. Other times I find some cooking inspiration in the middle of doing something else late at night.
>>712467774
L-lewd
>>712467806
I've only been fishing a few times, but I had a ton of fun doing it! Too much sitting around for me, personally
>>712467774
Top fucking kek
Hello everyone
>no life.
>Juvia claimed
712466992
Well happy birthday illya.
>tmw Juvia doesn't have an official birthday
>>712467806
I hope they go 0-16 so we're not the laughing stock of the nfl
>We'll still probably be the laughing stock
>>712467806
Music is very important to me. I'm very limited to what I can do around that time of the day, but it's when I would need space the most.
>>712468328
big sister
>>712468213
Illya has two official birthdays, depending on if it's Stay Night or Prisma Illya. You can take the summer birthday
Hi
>>712468607
hello kurome
>>712468899
i dont have a lot of kurome pictures but this is for you <3
>>712468755
What are you up to?
>>712468890
Hello
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712466773
I DO NOT
BULLY
>>712468976
aw, how sweet of you~ Are you new here?
>>712468120
It's as much about the hanging out with other people as it is catching dinner for me. Sometimes solo isn't bad either.
>>712468213
The Clowns will be the true laughingstock if they go 0-16. They're the Mistake by the Lake for a reason.
>>712468328
Yeah, music definitely helps me create space as well. What are your favorites?
mastery 7 lulu ^-^
>>712469396
yes, i'm new, i saw your avatar and just decided to post
>>712468755
Oh please i wouldn't dream of it. You we're given 2 birthdays for a rreason, you're obviously special. I'll figure something out for Juvia.
>>712469520
Cleveland had to sacrifice their football team for their baseball team, now they're suffering it.
Feels good to actually be laughing at rather than being laughed at.
>>712469520
I usually listen to metal, but also a lot of piano and classical music. also old rock
>>712469587
I'm glad you did that, welcome aboard. you have very cute pictures
>>712469908
Hi Juvia. What's up?
>>712469153
How are you?
>stellar claim
>>712469153
Right now I'm watching some 40k battle reports and fucking about with rainmeter skins.
>>712469908
You're too kind. Perhaps you can just decide her birthday for yourself, just toss some darts at a calendar
>>712470099
what is old rock? :o
>>712469227
I can't understand this
>>712469577
;3
>>712469256
Post it then
You're scared~
>>712470099
t-thanks, now i dont know what to talk about with onee san
>>712470451
toppest of tiers
>>712470444
the champion :o
>>712470451
No later
LATER
>>712470451
a cute
>>712469520
That's true, plus it's relaxing. And you get to drink beer when doing it!
>>712470297
Good, playing some LoL. You?
>>712470391
Oh nice, I had a cool Skyrim rainmeter skin for a while.
>>712469587
welcome qt
>>712470606
dab
>>712470343
bato spatial
>>712470400
old dad rock. at least that's what I call stuff like ac/dc, van halen, lynyrd skynyrd, rush
>>712470481
let's just start with how you're doing, also basic things I should know about you maybe?
>>712470591
geholo?
>>712470297
Hello, nothing much, just enjoying my vacation that starts today. How about you?
>>712470391
That's what I'm trying to do, but trying to be a bit more precise than that. I'll come up with one soon though, probably before next reply
>>712470891
more like bad lol
>>712470909
are you 40 years old? :o
>>712470099
No wonder you're easy to get along with. I'm pretty much within the same genres as well.
>>712469908
Probably the best way of describing it, the Cavs won, the Indians almost did, so all of the bile had to go somewhere. The Browns were perfect. Hell, they still can't keep a QB healthy.
Time for me to get some rest, take it easy everyone.
>>712470909
bel anon
Doing fine tonight?
>>712471169
nini
>>712470737
Pretty good, just chilling listening to music, and browsing Amazon... and as of right now /waifu/
>>712470914
Nothing much either.
My vacation starts on Tuesday. So I just want to get through with it. I might not even get off of work yet, idk my boss is lazy with schedules.
Newfag here, would've claimed Rem had she nit been taken already
>>712471024
no hehe. it's the musical influence I got from my parents. forgot about genesis and pink floyd too
>>712471169
that's cool, we should talk more about music some other time. sleep well
>>712471375
had a down but I'm better now. how are you?
>>712471553
Speaking of amazon, I ordered a figure last week that had prime shipping and it hasn't shipped...says it'll arrive tomorrow
>>712471624
Glad to know you're better.
I'm fine really, just a bit bored.
Done much today?
>>712471571
hi
>>712471624
are your parents 40 years old? :o
>>712470560
Work going well?
>>712470649
Why not now?
I want it now.
>>712470737
This is what I've got at the moment, the arrow on the bottom left is a launcher that I use to launch everything through 3-4 letter names.
>>712470914
More precise in what way?
>Illyasviel
>>712471882
Oh, what figure? I ordered some manga not to long ago on standard and its taken two weeks to arrive.
>>712471949
not really, had the day off. I was just lazy and stayed on the computer all day, like I usually do when I don't work. what have you been up to lately?
>>712471980
they're in their 50s
>>712470822
h-hello qt
>>712470909
im doing fine just a bit lonely because my real big sister is far away
>>712472070
Its finally cool around here.
>>712472491
dang that's crazy my grandma is 50 :o
>>712472164
can I hug you?
>>712471169
Agreed, nighty night
>>712471553
Yeah i only get 3 vacation weeks during the year and i already used one during the summer so this'll be my second. Hopefully you get it off, you should get holidays off.
>>712472081
More than just random, like a date with a little more significance.
Like February 14th.
>>712472504
Adorable claim, anon.
>>712472491
I'd do that as well if I could. I've been training a lot lately, runs, weightlifting, some light boxing..
I'm leaving for the army this Thursday, kinda nervous.
>>712472504
>mfw another bote
>>712472081
Oh that's cool, yeah, I had a launcher in the style of the skyrim menu
>>712472164
Figure of Illyasviel. It's "arriving" tomorrow but I never got a shipping confirmation
>>712472740
oh i'm not claiming, i'm just here to ship with Akame
>>712472978
waaaahhhh!
>>712472504
oh that's sad. what has got you two separated?
>>712472617
really? man you guys go at it pretty young
>>712472978
oh that's pretty cool. just going for basic training or do you wanna go full time military?
>>712473160
life... i wish things were back to the ways they used to be, i miss spending time with her late at night in her room just talking and eating cake
>>712472617
Sure, I need a good hug sometimes
>>712472727
Yea. What do you plan to do over your vacation?
>>712472996
Oh, Illyasviel is cute. I hope it comes in, if so you should show me.
>>712472996
tights :D
had me like this
> image related
>>712473584
more like this?
>>712472070
I give face reveals to bullies
BULLYRINO
>>712472506
I imagine riding with full bike gear would be hella hot.
Meanwhile I ride with shorts and singlet :^)
How was it?
>>712473584
Lewd
>>712473409
*hugs*
>>712473160
it's a family tradition
>>712473149
:o
>>712473675
idk i was bored and did that
>>712473713
rude
>>712473584
dick isn't a missile 0/10
>>712473797
it's a strap on
>>712473755
:o
>>712473797
this tbh
>>712473755
Do more then, it's amazing.
>>712473376
I see. my big sister also moved on with her life a while ago. I miss hearing her practicing piano everyday. she is very talented and made the whole house feel more comfy
>>712473584
a masterpiece
>>712473755
so does that mean that you have great great grandparents?
>>712473842
It still isn't a missile though
Claiming Youku
>>712473159
A shame that Mikazuki doesn't have a lot of pics
She's adorable
>>712473160
I thought I would go to basic again, since I'm going into the regular forces, but apparently the training I did when I was 16 and in the reserves counts..
It's been so long, I don't remember most of the thing I was taught, I'm kinda nervous about it
>>712473409
Defintely!
>>712473420
Have more tights
>>712473950
yes they're in mexico :o
>>712473872
first i need to see if juvia will have sex with me now
>>712473974
take off the strap on?
>>712473849
did you get your rest?
>>712473681
But bullying feels wrong.
I'm not one to bully, why can't you give it to me?
Are you perhaps a masochist?
>>712474211
A little bit
>>712474278
I am
>>712474030
o I didn't know you already did basic. any chance of deployment?
>>712474211
that's cool. you guys ever have huge family reunions?
>>712474348
what is a machoman? :o
and I'm glad :3
>>712473950
that sounds wonderful how long has she been playing?
>>712474030
the best ones never do!
>>712474211
draw some other waifus too.
>>712474648
maybe if I get any ideas
who is this btw? :o
>>712474467
yes on thanksgiving we all eat chicken and cornbread ^-^
>>712473409
Being a no life like usual, except thursday obviously
>>712473584
You disappoint me so much it saddens me
>
That's not even the right hat
>>712474467
Canada sent a few troops to Africa recently I believe. Or they're talking about sending some.
I still have some training to do before I have any chance of deployment, so I can't really tell.
>>712474503
Hey now, Amatsukaze gets a lot and she's the best one
I'm not biased, I swear
>>712474865
what don't you like about it? :(
>>712474503
this is a top cute for sure
^-^
>>712474031
E gahdt <3
>>712475060
That game was awful for me lol. Yasuo in aram is awful
>>712474473
Randy Savage
>>712475155
wouldn't his ult be good?
and windwall? :o
>>712474503
she had been playing for as far as I can remember. now she plays trombone in a concert band because this is the instrument she picked up in high school.
>>712474832
what about piñatas?
>>712475054
I see. would you like to go?
>>712475220
gonna have to google him then brb :o
>>712475252
you cant eat pinatas ya dingus :o
>>712475231
It's not good when the entire enemy team is ranged poke and you can't get the ult off
>>712474832
something with a goldfish or konata turning someone into a turkey
im mostly a shitposter.
>>712472727
Can't have it occupy a holiday or something, can't split your affection now.
>>712472996
That's pretty cool, any pictures of it?
>model of Illyasviel
>
>>712472070
>work
I just got up and you have to ruin my day immediately
Yui...
>>712475324
that's why it tasted funny. you should've told me before
>>712475055
It would probably be easier to list the things i do like about it but some of the big things are
>wrong hat
>Juvia isn't on top
>poor quality
You have the right idea though
>>712475420
I have no feeling nor do i care about Valentine's day. Besides her character is so full of love it would make sense and i have other reasons for making it February 14th.
>>712475420
>pic related, it was used like 6 years ago
And yeah, it's the same figure of Illya you got the other day.
>>712474278
AM NOT
>>712475054
You're welcome
>>712475575
Moogz
>>712474865
Will most likely do the same.
>>712475252
Being a soldier without getting any deployment sounds pretty pointless.
I'd love to go
>>712475724
I already thanked you yesterday, how many thanks do you need?
>>712475373
those sound like fun ideas
>>712475583
I used to think pinatas were real as a kid :o
>>712475661
what kind of hat does she wear then?
but im senpai...
thats the best i can draw ;-;
>>712475364
so i take it you won?
>>712475937
yeah it really does. I didn't think that we had troops anywhere at all tbh. I'm glad that you actually have a chance to go out there.
>>712476007
they're not??
>all these shit tier waifus
>>712475827
Good, there's nothing wrong with that
>>712476007
I'm not actually sure what it's called, but you know what it looks like
>
You maybe but i want to see juvia on top
Find someone to draw it for you
>>712467514
Faggot
>>712474348
When did you find out you were?
>>712475463
I'm sorry!
Usually you post at work for me..
I apologize.
>>712475724
I think you must be.
If you enjoy bullying, what does that make you?
If you post your face, I could bully you about that if you want it so badly.
>>712475661
Fair enough
>that image
She's okay, right? Did her hat survive?
>>712475707
That looks pretty good, a bit crowded for my taste though.
Oh right, you mentioned ordering it before I think. Good choice!
>>712476342
did pic related really happen in canon?
>>712476465
what the fuck did she use for the snowman's face?
>>712476342
it looks like a cookie jar
who's the best drawer in waifu?
>>712476270
theyre actually just made of paper :o
>>712475937
All I heard was
ASHDJFJFHDHFHHDJ
Stupid bote
>>712476414
I DONT
Claim
>>712476414
I'm at work now...
But getting up far too early and being asked about work is not exactly my type of morning
How was your day?
>>712476320
>Umaru
>Anything less than shit
>>712476465
It wasn't too bad, but I missed having icons
>>712476007
Somehow we did. I was 4/17/14 when we won
>>712476270
I don't know much about the missions there, probably just some humanitarian stuff or peacekeeping.
>>712476660
It was my way of saying "HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LOVE IT THANKS"
>I also said thank you King of Heresy but you probably left before seeing it
>>712476773
>Taking the bait
>>712476684
>>712476684
Why'd you post an empty dog costume?
>>712477024
have to make a point
>>712477069
I love it!
>>712477203
Please, onii-chan, you're embarrassing yourself.
>>712476805
Oh I love not having any of my wallpaper covered by icons. Whole reason I started with rainmeter in the first place was so I could have a clean screen.
>>712476656
any dipping I can use to make it go down easier?
>>712476808
that's cool. when I was very young , I wanted to be a deployed mechanic and fix tanks and humvees in conflict zones. then I realized we're a beta country and don't send that kind of stuff over there. I think
>>712477203
>Best girl
>Not posting best girl
Best girl is here, don't worry.
>>712477117
Empty?
>>712476805
nice support score
>>712477385
lick the paper first
when I was a kid my brother would lock me in the bathroom until my parents got home so I ate toilet paper when I got hungry :o
>>712476808
I saw it but I wanted to hear you say it again heresy bote :^)
>>712477486
Empty room now?
>>712476465
Sadly i don't think so, however she did get a new one
>
So it's all good
>>712476635
I'm not sure actually. I've looked for the chapter it's from but i can't find it
>>712476656
How dare you, it Does not
It's a russian Cossack hat.
>>712476773
>wew
Post more
>>712477466
Hi Mizore
>>712477486
Empty.
Took a trip to "Mexico" today
I want a Genesis Coupe even more now :v
Fuck my always broken 240
Hello /waifu/. How was your day?
>>712477369
My desktop is VERY minimal, like 10 icons total.
>>712477503
Thanks
>having all the autistic neet hobies you'd want in a gf without being a shut in
Umaru is the best waifu. Admit it faggots.
>>712477298
I thought you would.
How are you doing today?
>>712477585
Heyooo
>>712473688
I cut down on my gear during summer to overjeans and a leather jacket.
There was some good wind. Some ricer thought he could out-accellerate me. Feltgoodman.
>>712477385
I don't know if we do.
I'll probably see for myself if I get deployed in a conflict zone
>>712477507
Hey now
You just wanted to talk to me :^)
>>712477362
if anybody is going to post anybody from that show it has to be TSF
>>712477574
she has like two good ones
>>712477619
icons are ugly
>>712477601
you should have visited me if you were in mexico :o
>>712477574
it's still a cute hat even if ti is silly
>>712477627
yeah I love konata too
>>712477601
Pretty good.
>>712477619
I only have like 4 folders on my desktop.
>>712477754
How are you?
>>712477503
what kind of nutrients did you get from this?
>>712477601
always hoon in mexico
>>712477775
yeah man. I'd like to know all about this.
>>712476660
Then why did you say you only give it to bullies?
Is it suppose to be a reward?
>>712476742
Well, sorry about that, again.
Pretty good, really nice weather, 40c is perfect for me. Went for a ride, now just playing Runescape with Alice, fun times.
How long is your shift?
>>712477772
>Ricer
Let me guess, Subaru Impreza
Typical ricer car
>>712477903
apparently not enough because I'm a fucking weirdo now :o
>>712477845
Especially when they aren't the same size, or are just files
>>712477890
I have like one and a half row of icons
>>712477890
Pretty good m8
>I have like 35 icons
>Keeps me organized, and when it clutters I organize more.
>>712477574
you must find it
>>712477961
Looked like a Supra. Probably a modded Celica.
>>712478020
>>712478044
I also have 11 icons on my home screen on my phone. 5 of which are folders.
>>712478044
That's good, up to anything cool?
>>712477820
Those weren't just good they were great.
Sucks that there's only2 like them
>>712477845
Thank you senpai, hopefully you find someone who can draw, my offer stands till it's met so you have time
>>712478351
I'll try but no promises
>>712477969
I get that a lot too. maybe my mom has been smuggling tp in my food all this time
>>712477775
I can stop :^)
>>712477961
I don't give it to bullies
And no it's not a reward
>>712477961
>rice
OREWA CHINCHIN DAISUKE NANDAYO
>>712478422
I have too much clutter on my phone
>>712478459
*goodnight kiss*
>>712478445
that wasn't mashed potatoes, it was paper :o
>>712478444
your waifu is so cute on her back ;-;
and I'll try to I guess...
Vagina
Tfw no icons other than the Windows taskbar and the Dash to Dock plugin for Gnome on my Linux setup.
>>712477754
Have you seen Makoto on here lately?
>>712477845
I didn't literally drive fucking 8 hours to the US Mexican border. Reason for the quotes around Mexico.
Become a car guy/petrolhead. You'll learn fast.
>>712477903
Didn't hoon it too hard, tbh. Roads were too soggy and the tires on the thing were too old and shit. Didn't wanna skid my friends car into the median at 110mph and die!
>>712477890
That's good~
>>712477961
>Subaru Impreza
>Typical ricer car
Yes, because late 90's Honda Civic's with fart cans and big obnoxious wangs aren't ricer at all
I really need to try and get some sleep. Good night everybody.
>>712477574
We'll I suppose it's all fine then.
>>712477619
Ueaj, but those 10 icons are ugly and non-uniform.
>>712478635
cars are scary and oh well :(
we could have gone fishing
>>712478706
sweet night beautiful
>>712478706
Nighty night!
>>712478635
Makoto was on last night.
>>712478706
>>712478459
goodnight
>>712478618
:o
>>712478635
does the stock power plant glue hard? Or does he have any bolt ons?
>>712478388
Sounds about right.
Did you get a good look at him?
>>712478459
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>712478589
But...
You should just give it to me, okay?
>>712478599
Kekd
>>712478635
Did I say anything about them not being a ricer car?
Just said the first thing that came to mind when the word Ricer was said.
>>712477903
That'll have to wait for maybe more than a year
>>712478589
But will you? :^)
>>712478635
>>712477961
>hates asians
>claim asian made cartoons
>>712478422
Just renaming my files and waiting to play some vidya.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>712468552
>>712478635
>Right here
>>712478618
Remember
>Q U A L I T Y
and no compliments
>
>>712478706
I suppose
Also Nighty night
Shit I need to sleep.
Gnight all.
See you in the morning maybe.
>>712478886
Das it mane
>>712478972
Hey you're pretty gay
>>712478899
yeah that would make sense. they can't just give you a gun and ship you out there without a lot of practice
>>712479285
goodnight
>>712479416
What made you think that?
>>712479671
You like fucking guys :^)
>Miku
