I have valuable information that's on an SD card that needs the utmost security. I need to physically hide it, up my ass or swallowing is out the question, how and where to hide it?
I am thinking of hollowing a candle, and then filing it in, what else can I do?
Hide the SD card in a ceiling panel
Hide it inside of a light switch over.
put it in a pack of gum and send it to the bottom of the junk drawer
Hide it in the sole of an old shoe
wall sockets are god tier hidey holes, pull off covering cap and unscrew the fixture to expose the inside of the box. ideally an antenna or Ethernet ported box as no 240v mains.
>>712460772
This 100%
>>712460348
what level of physical security is required anon? are we defending against your parents snooping, or shitty friends, or the police with a search warrant, or a government agency with a big budget?
>>712460920
The latter.
>put it in a tiny ziplock bag
>empty hair gel container
>put card into container
>put hair gel over the card
>hide in plain sight
Inside a bigger sd card
Inside a stereo/other electronic device in a place with few or no wires.
Inside a random book that nobody would read.
Inside a vhs tape
Tape it to the top of a ceiling fan.
Inside a porn magazine.
>>712460982
>lying detected
op is fag
The people searching will look everywhere, that's why I need to leave no trace.
bury it miles away at a location only you know
>>712460348
Put it inside a landline phone
>>712460982
defending against agency == you're kinda fucked, but obvs first step is truecrypt
after that you cant just hide it, you need it embedded somewhere. think inside a wall or sealed below tiles or some shit like that. there's no easy access options that they cant also exploit.
>>712461326
high level encryption using truecrypt with a dummy drive that when you enter the dummy pass it will erase the encryption key. this and what I said earlier is as good as you will get..
>>712460772
>>712460348
>>712460348
>>712460348
Taped w duct tape on the ceiling side of a ceiling fan blade. Near the base of the blade not the end.
Back of refrigerator
On top bar part of blinds
Small slit in any furniture. Like a dark colors couch, bed, chair etc.
Use a hammer to pry any moulding throughout your house up a little bit, tape under it, then hammer back down
>>712460348
>valuable information
pedo confirmed
>>712460987
plain sight is the best option. this is the way to do it. they'll be searching for things in hidey-holes; so why not hide it plainly? like, get a board game from a starvation army and gently slide the card into the box's packaging or something and just leave the game out on a bookcase
They have dogs trained to sniff out hidden hdd's, usb's and sd's. Generally used when raiding pedo's.
>>712461970
no they dont lol
>>712462029
sup, fbi
>>712462079
nah just calling you out on your uncited fearmongering
>>712460348
why is up your ass out of the question? people act like smuggling something in their ass is a big deal. it's not, especially a fucking micro SD.
>>712462029
Yeah they do.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/06/22/meet-the-latest-weapon-against-child-porn-a-rescued-black-labrador/
>>712462232
thanks for actually backing it up
all i wanted was proof
>>712462184
Because they make you squat and cough. Plus I'm heterosexual
can't you just encrypt it and upload somewhere on the internet?
>>712460348
Compress the contents into an archive.
Apply a secure encryption algorithm to the bytecode of the resulting file.
If your algorithm involves keys, which it should, write them on pieces of paper in some form.
Example suggestion (don't actually use this, since if you did, anyone who's seen this thread would know how to use your keys if they got their hands on them): For each key, try to write a coherent document that could feasibly be something someone would actually write for some innocuous purpose -- example: a grocery list -- but is in fact an acrostic for the ROT13 of the alphabetic base-26 representation of your key. You can then safely keep these personal documents anywhere, because they appear to be nothing more than essays or notes.
>>712462314
no worries, wasn't me that said "sup, fbi" either.
>>712460348
It depends on who is looking for it.
>>712460982
following on from this
>>712461639
I'd probably use a piratebox embedded somewhere in the wall, with zero physical access.
If you're using it with wifi, set it on a timer so that it comes online once a day or so. or else put it on a completely separate circuit so it only gets turned on or off at the breaker.
If you have wired ethernet, patch it into the network, make sure you have the mac address, and use WoL to activate it.
Make sure its set to encrypt everything on the fly and you'd be safe from everything except home demolition
>>712462398
Why not just use an existing text as the secret basis of the key. An acrostic of your favorite bible passage or something.
>>712461966
>starvation army
kek
unscrew doorknob, put in doorknob, re-screw into door. i can guarantee they'd never check there
>>712462323
Putting shit in your ass doesn't make you gay, but being a faggot about it kind of does
What's your story OP?
Enlighten us. I'll give you the best advice and where I conceal my drives.
>Ignore me fbi, nice try fbi.
>>712461326
You have a personality disorder or mental illness in the schizoid family.
Where can i safely download truecryp for mac?
>>712462631
https://libcom.org/library/starvation-army-twelve-reasons-reject-salvation-army
Just encrypt it. Then if the cops find it and tell you to give them the password tell them no and don't be a fuckin pussy.
Cut a 1 inch straw, melt one end together, add SD in the straw, mrlt that end, slash open your arm, dar from arteries, slide it in, wait a while for it to heal
>>>712462806
I have 14,000 bitcoins give or take (won't say how I acquired) I have them in an offline wallet encrypted, and need to hide the SD card from a government agency.
>>712463091
why? did you do something illegal?
>>712463091
Jesus Christ
>>712460348
Make a zip file. Open the zip file with a hex editor. The file in its entirety can be taken as a very large number in base 16. Take it thusly. Convert the resulting number to alphabetic base 26. Find the least-difference pair of factors of the base 26 representation's number of digits. Arrange the base 26 representation into a grid whose dimensions are those factors. Give the grid outlines. Print it out on a very large sheet of paper. Title the document "world's biggest word search."
This thread is a novel way for the feds to study new secret hiding places.
>>712463091
Jesus. Alright, the best thing to do is go to a field and conceal it very well, as well as keep track of the coordinates. Make sure no one well think to search that area. Keep it in a small container like a pill bottle, but make sure it's double layered in plastic covering. If you can't go into a abandoned area. Plant it on a friend's car, unscrew their license plate and tape it on their, or even under the car.
>>712463411
This
>ITT feds looking for hints
>>712463091
If that's all it is, it's time for a brain wallet.
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Brainwallet
Use mnemonic techniques to store the entire wallet in your head, and you can use it whenever you need without having to store it anywhere.
The feds can't force you to admit your passwords (or the key to this wallet) according to existing case law. That might change in the next few years with Trump's administration, but you can still just pretend to have forgotten it and they will never be able to prove anything.
>>712463091
Ah yeah thats a good reason to hide it. Even if you encrypt it if the take it then you still loose everything.
I would try to hide it off site somehow. They will be able to tell if you have new paint on the wall and know you probably stashed it.
>>712460348
vents?
>>712460348
interesting thread
I'd say, seal it up in something and hide it in a soap bar, which can easily be dug in and an reshaped as if nothing happened. Its both solid and mundane, plus wont raise suspicion.
>>712462323
the squat and cough doesn't cause anything up your ass to come shooting out
they have dogs that sniff for sd cards and hard drives now
this >>712463603 screws the smelling dogs >>712461970
>>712463091
Simple. Snail mail the SD to me. I'll keep it safe for you.
watching this go down has been the highlight of my night
>>712463091
do you need any form of quick access or is long-term difficult storage fine?
do you believe you are currently being watched at all, or would you be able to secure it elsewhere without them checking?
hide it inside a rubiks cube
>>712463545
this
For all you tards thinking putting it in a vent or in a shoe. Do you think the feds that specializes in tards hiding shit like this in a house will fail to look behind a outlet or whatever.
Off site mayne.
>>712462807
i think it's more likely he is acoustic and is just starting a stupid thread and isn't even hiding anything on a micro SD
hide it in your dogs ass
hide it in a Rubik's Cube,
nobody will think to look there
>>712463373
or make it an actual word search and the words you find combined are the password
>>712463091
Do you have any idea of time frame for when they could arrive?
bury it in the yard
>>712460348
Why not just encrypt it? If needed change the file system on the card.
>>712463851
I mixed the coins, and used fake ids/addres/emails/ips etc, but you never know with agencies what that do and don't know.
I am willing to keep this for 6 months then try and cash out.
>>712463900
>acoustic
kek
>>712460772
plebs.
1) Open a door of your choice.
2) Inside the door, remove the screws for the door hinge from the door jam, fold the hinge out of the way.
3) Cut/drill a hole in the door jam big enough for your object.
4) Insert object, replace hinge and screws.
5) Resume life.
You can also do this into the door itself but most interior doors only have about 2" of solid edge so shit will fall inside the door. Jam is better. SD Card would be fine in the door.
Literally no one would ever find this. Even if a contractor replaced the door/jam they probably would not even notice it.
>>712462981
what happens if the feds wand him?
>>712463254
he was selling drugs obviously
>>712464086
Give it to me. Ill hold onto it until you need it back.
>>712464086
Buy a shitload of SD cards, fill them all with files, and encrypt them all with methods people suggested earlier in the thread. Put your stash of SD cards in a small airtight box, wrapped with plastic. Embed the box into the foundation of your home.
best thing to do is to bury it somewhere if possible then camouflage the area as best as you can.
>>712464430
This
>>712464086
if you don't think you're being watched, then stash it offsite.
>2-3 copies
>full fuck-quantum-computers encryption so you dont care if one gets lost
>different keys for each copy
>rent a couple of shitty little chalets in different places, just 'overnighters' while you travel or sightsee somewhere
>hide them in the fucking roof or in a gap between bricks or something before sealing
>come back in 6 months, rent same chalet, retrieve card
>if missing/broken/burned move on to next chalet
>>712464225
how is hiding something in jam better than inside of a door?
>>712462029
There are dogs for everything. Dogs can smell for gemstones. It's kind of ridiculous what dogs can smell.
I was watching a training show where they trained dogs to smell the difference between diamonds and zircon. They could then go to an airport and smell gemstones in luggage (smuggling a bunch of loose gem stones).
I'm not sure how you don't go insane if you can smell literally EVERYTHING.
>>712463948
bump
Have you checked your carbon monoxide detectors?
>>712464430
For best results, nothing but the lyrics to Hanson's MMMbop.
>>712464552
this then
>>712463603
>>712463766
>>712460982
So basically, the type of people that can see through walls if they're willing to. Your only solution is extreme camouflage/disassembly.
get a pigeon and train it to upgrade it to homing pigeon. then get it a little trinket for it's ankle and put your card in there. no matter where you are you can always call it to you. nobody would ever think of that.
Easy: Safety deposit box with a fake name and prepaid with cash.
Or, if you want to spend money, buy a car on craigslist for like $500. Hide the sd card in there, park the car at a long term lot somewhere. Never actually transfer the title of the car.
>>712460348
u only have 32GB of CP? ........n00b.
anyways, best place to hide is at the bottom of drawers, cut out a space the size of the card, slightly bigger, stuff the disk in, use the top part of the section u cutout to block it, impossible to find..
>>712464430
You should def do the first part OP, regardless of how you hide all the SD cards. You should also number them all, and memorize the number of the SD card with your bitcoins on it so you know how to find it.
i will give you a pro tip, use one of the named hidding spots, or techniques, and buy another 3-4 sds card, place it on a visible place and boom, you're done, don't hide it in something ovious like soap, or personal items, go for really common things that raises no suspicious , i reccomend to cover it with tape, then cover the tape with silicon and stick it under the fridge or the stove
>>712464552
the dogs don't smell diamonds. they're there as a guise so authority figures can make the pupper false alert and then they can search.
Hidden quarter bruh. Then hide the quarter in a wall socket
Put it in a plastic bag and bury it ...
Buy a tictac box.
Dig a small hole and hide it on some bushes.
Proffit
leave a heavily encrypted SD card in a semi-obvious hiding place somewhere in your house, hide the real deal somewhere else
by the time they finish datamining the SD card they found you should be home free as long as they don't have any other evidence
>>712465217
better keep the quarter with a thousand other quarters and loose change tho
>>712464546
The jam doesn't move? You open and close the door all the time.
Say for instance you have a typical interior door. They're hollow core. So they have a frame of about 1-2" of solid wood then what looks kinda like corrugated cardboard junk with the pressed faces glued to that. There's a bunch of air in there.
If you remove a hinge and drill 2" through the solid piece into the open air and push something in there it's lost. You'll never get it out w/o bashing the door open like a piniata. (Though this might be desirable to you...)
Door jam is at least a 1x nailed to a doubled up 2x4. so you have 5x4" of solid wood 7' long to drill into and stick stuff in. And it never moves.
If you bash up your door and it needs to be replaced, odds are a contractor would just leave the half of the hinge that's on the jam there and put up a new door. The shit on the frame never gets touched. I have interior doors from 1947 in my house...all original as an example. You should hide shit in there for 100 years.
>>712460348
Consider bricking your phone and formating your harddrive bro
>>712465217
what is the point of the fake quarter? if there's a "quarter" hidden in a wall socket then obviously something is up with it. do you really think someone is going to go through the trouble to open wall sockets only to find a "coin" and go "oh shucks, looks like there's just a coin in here"
>>712464946
You know they train dogs to find hidden tech now. Have fun in the pokey, faggot
speaking of cp, how ealsy can the gov track what your save from 4chan if it is questionable? what can they do to find out I have some?
>>712465398
>formatting the hard drive
Doesn't work, they can still datamine it. If you want to be sure, physically destroy the hard drive. Fire is good.
Here bro i got you, use this password for the encryption and everything will be fine.
69FUCKTHEFBI420
>>712465368
oh damn i thought you meant this
>>712465609
Thermite is very good.
>>712465609
Microwave is aparently good, it destroys the harddrive aparently.
>>712465609
will microwaving a hard drive destroy the data?
>>712465725
>>712465857
Yes. Microwaving works 100%, did it myself. Removed all of the data.
>>712465857
Only half way unless you turn it over and microwave the other side. Be careful though, because the outside could seem cool but the filling can be very hot
>>712465609
Modern data storage is pretty easy to destroy.
It's so physically small that even the old theoretical techniques for espionage level data recovery don't even work on hard drives anymore.
SSDs are even coming with internal encryption just as a means of doing TRIM easily. Punch a hole in the firmware chip on an SSD and your data is most likely completely lost forever.
Not only that, but "solid state" memory does not even have that long of a shelf life. You probably don't even need to get it that hot to erase it. You could probably just microwave a flash drive for 20 seconds and it would be gone for all eternity.
>>712465949
is like 10 seconds good? it started smoking and sparking at that point and my mom got angry so i had to take it out.
>>712465974
Thanks for the advice. Should I use an oven mitten or something when removing it from the microwave?
>>712460348
Enroll in a college physics class where lab work is required. Perform an assigned experiment several times on your own to get a feeling for the average difference between experimental values and theoretical values in your dependent variable. Take each individual byte of your data as a number from 0 to 255. Normalize all the bytes into a range of zero plus or minus the average difference computed earlier. Write up a lab report to turn in using one of the experimental data sets, but claim in that report that you're frustrated because you lost the original lab report and had to do the experiment all over again. Then, for your own records, fabricate the "original" lab report by summing each of the expected values for your dependent variable with that value's corresponding normalized byte. Your data now appears to be a lab report. No one will think to examine it, because you've taken measures in error analysis to ensure there's nothing out of the ordinary about it.
>>712466144
yeah mine was hot as HECK even after just 10 seconds. i burnt my hand and dropped it and it broke my toe.
>>712460348
if you aren't being watched, hide it off site. somewhere without connection to you.
if you are being watched, you're fucked nomatter where you hide it.
>>712466144
Dan't fool yourself. Anything short of physical destruction of the magnetic disks inside the HDD or flash cells inside an SSD can still contain data. Just do the easiest thing you can, and smash open with a hammer. Then smash the platters or flash cells into dust with said hammer. Don't go for the "easy" way of microwaving it. Also you can damage your microwave doing that.
>>712466414
Ok, but should I wear an oven mitten?
>>712466628
when taking it out, yes. Or leave it in the box for like 30 minutes.
>>712466414
no, microwaving even the hardest metals such as diamond does not damage microwave
A micro sd is 11x15 mm and you can't find a place to hide it?
You could fucking implant it into your skin if you really needed to. Buy a dog and put it under his skin, shit.
Or like build something and hide it inside during the build process, so the only way to retrieve it is to destroy the object. Pottery or some shit.
Go to a web archive and download an older version of truecrypt and make an encrypted unmounted storage drive as a file on any storage device. They cannot compel you to unlock it and even if they could it doesn't look like a drive and provides plausible deniability. Hiding physical drives looks worse for you from a law perspective.
>>712466793
>metals
>diamond
>>712467212
>he doesn't keep up with modern science
The University of Pittsburg proved that diamonds were the hardest metal years ago, anon.
>>712460348
Delete your illegal porn fucknuts.
>>712466054
bait or acoustic either way fuck you and your son, dont ever talk to us again.
>>712467332
Read the thread you millenial turbonigger, OP said what he had on the SD
>>712467331
Hardest metal or hardest mineral?
>>712467331
Diamond is not a metal in anyway its just an allotrope of carbon. ... Carbon is actually a nonmetal, if you can believe the periodic table. The cool thing about carbon is that it shows up everywhere. Metals show up much less often than nonmetals such as hydrogen, helium, and carbon.
Append your data to the end of an AVI file of the cursed video tape from The Ring. No one can convict you, because anyone who finds the evidence dies in seven days.
>>712467553
>>712467566
Christ, dudes. Lurk moar.
Small cut in rubber, or whatever the fuck, bottom of your shoe with a thin knife. That way it's always on you when you're wearing them.
Or if it's on an SD card, transfer to Micro SD and embed in your flesh somewhere it won't bother you so much.
Hide it between your couch cushions. No one will ever find it there. No one ever finds anything there.
Double ziplock bag it in very small ziplock bags. Buy a pint sized can of paint at any hardware store. Pry the lid off. Place the double-bagged item inside. Use a rubber mallet to re-seal the paint can. Stack it behind other old, used paint cans in the tool shed.
Could you not just Shawshank Redemption this and leave it somewhere ? If the feds are watching you now, I understand why not, but if that's not the case, just leave it covered in something durable and let bamboo or a fast growing plant grow around it. Sounds dumb, but shit, dumb works.
>>712460982
If it's the illegal media that is most common on /b/ then maybe just keep it near to you at all times then just break it into tiny pieces the moment you hear your door being rammed.
>>712463091
14,000 bitcoins = >$10,000,000.
Your a liar.
>>712464552
No they can't.
>>712468204
This. I lost a scuba fry in my couch when I was 4. Gave up after 10 years of hollow hope. I loved that scuba fry...
>>712469688
He's probably a scammer. If he's been scamming people out of bitcoins for several years it's not unfeasible.
Don't be a pussy, put some elbow grease into it, and shove that micro SD card up your urethra.
What about hiding it in a tree?
What's on it? Pizza?
No one ever checks inside of the urethra, so be sure to shove it far enough in there, to where the indent on the side of the card hooks onto the bladder.
Get a new mailbox, bury the shit under it. Government owns a few feet of the land on either side of the road so they technically already have what they're after.
>>712465453
Bro quarters can end up anywhere and tbh if I saw one in there I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that it's an SD card
>>712472224
I like how you think
>>712460348
>>712460348
OOOP HIDE IT IN THE FIREPLACE
>>712472368
Kinda, yeah. But when you're dealing with people trained to find shit hidden by all kinds of criminals, a hollow quarter bought on amazon and stuck in a wall socket is like wearing a forest gillie in a desert...
>>712460348
get a small piece of galvanized or brass threaded pipe with two endcaps. Put in in the toilet tank.
>>712472368
no, quarters do not accidentally end up in wall sockets.
Carve out a cavity in the drywall of one of your rooms in your house, put microsd in cavity, spackle over, repaint whole room, hang a few pictures on Wall with one in front of where the cavity was made just to remind yourself where it was
>>712460348
Inside of a pillow,Inside a toilet,In a shoe,inside of a ice cube or inside of your pet.
Place the micro SD card in your mouth, then bend over and shove your head up your ass, then continue to force it up until your head reaches your mouth, then release the card. The card is now hidden to an extent where it is 2 loops deep.
Ya'll are WAAAAAAAAY overthinking hiding spots.
>small toy
>pill bottle
>top of door sill
>light fixture
It's a fuckin micro SD, you can hide it literally anywhere.
Open a portal that leads along the fifth dimension and into an alternate universe whose only difference from ours is that your SD card happens by pure chance to never be discovered by anyone.
Throw the SD card through the portal.
>>712467740
Is this a new maimai or something like that?
>>712467740
And I thought I was the only one who knew
>>712460348
In a book
>>712474261
Walk over to the cat's litter box, then proceed to dig through it, locate any clumps that you can find, and slowly eat them. As you eat them, think about what will be the best location to hide the micro SD card.
Has anyone thought that this could actually be the government trying to figure out the best places to look? Think about it. I know this is a common thing, but what if they had already searched the guys ass and body and found nothing, and now they are trying to find it in his house and cant find it looking in the obvious places. So what better place to get answers than /b/
>>712460772
Google it
>>712465857
No. Microwaves work by exciting water particles in your food.
There is no water in a flash drive so nothing would happen.
>>712474864
Or a video game container
>>712474751
>gov official goes to plug in phone
>doesnt charge
>unplugs and socket opens revealing shit in it
Dumbass
>>712473350
This
>>712463864
kek
>>712474616
>implying /b/ is full of criminal masterminds who know how to pass federal searches
>implying people are actually taking this seriously
I hope this is bait. I'd rather bite bait than accept the proof that someone like you is here...
>>712460348
open a drawer and then tape it to the underside of the roof of the drawer area.
Put it in a small non-SD shaped metal box and hide it inside some electronics. Microwave, refrigerator, telephone etc. Even if somebody is looking through walls they wont be able to tell what it is if you put it in a decent spot
>>712460772
i was an electrician, pigtails should not be used unless the wires are too short.
>>712474752
Are you fucking retarded?
>>712474752
please explain how magnets work
>>712474864
this is how my dank autoflower seeds were shipped
>>712475191
Magic, duh dipshit.
Microwave won't do sufficient shit to any electronic storage. Strong ass magnet for HDD, car battery for SSD/flashdrive. Done.
tape it anywhere
>>712474616
the government has been searching people for 240 years , they are not going to learn anything new here.
Get a skunk, and gently suck on its butt until it sprays into your mouth. Savor the fluids as you reach enlightenment, and ultimate understanding as to where the best place to hide the card.
>>712460348
Op, if you have the time, i would suggest finding a random corner in your house, and taking the outside corner trim off, and putting the card inside the corner and replacing the trim. As well as that, buy a new SD WITH CASH, and put random shit on it, like some really fucking weird fetish porn that you don't want people to know about, as well as starting to "watch" that type of porn on a regular basis so it isn't randomly there, and hide it somewhere like earlier posts said, in a wall socket or something like that, if its in too obvious of a place then they will continue searching. If you do this, they will find the fake eventually and then see whatever you put on there (fetish porn would be best). Warning: if you do this you will have to repaint all of your walls in that room, it doesn't matter how close the new paint is to the rest of the wall in that area, or if you're using the same paint from the last time painting, if you only paint over the trim, it will be noticeable. Don't hire a professional either, do it all yourself if you can, or get a really close friend to do it.
>>712475940
This. Definitely your best choice op
>>712460348
Do what wikileaks did. Encrypt it. Upload it. Torrent it. Give a Dead Man's Trigger to certain (or many) people.
You won't be able to hide anything from a determined adversary. Better to put the information out there. If you just need to release the information, that's easy.
If you seek to sell information, that game might be beyond you if you are asking for advice here.
85% of these have been in countless movies. 12% are jokes, and 3% are too stupid for even hollywood to think they are viable...
>>712463900
Acoustic as fuck mate
>>712463091
That's 10 motherfucking million dollars and you put that into a tiny ass SD card that you could lose in my mom's pussy hair, what the fuck.
Most of these Are too obvious. Something outside the box is what you need. Tape it underneath a taco bell table
>>712460348
Maybe just put it in a desk drawer you paranoid fuck.
You need to reach new heights of thinking to come up with the perfect hiding spot. Go eat a hand full of squirrel feces, then tell us what comes to mind.
>>712476447
This. But instead, on the the of a table, separate the rubber cover and the table, and put the sd in between the two. Find a table that is bolted to the floor for this
>>712476621
>>712475838
>>712474505
Right here. You need some serious brain food if you're crowd sourcing /b/ for this.
Bury it in some forest that isn't your property
Give it to an alien and take photo of that alien so anyone believes you
Protip, i already did it
Kill yourself Hillary
Hi, I'm Dan
>>712461604
Here's how you use truecrypt and still protect yourself against the alphabet soup agencies. Lock that shit tight. Print the password and hide good. As if was CP. Now make a text file and have it say truecrypt pw in bedside drawer. Now when they ask you for the pw you say you're upset and don't remember. When they look for the paper they won't find it because of course it's not there. Act all indignant blaming them for losing the pw and your progress on your novel. When they press insist you can't remember the pw and it was not where you expected it to be. What the fuck can they do to you for forgetting?
>>712463653
Fucking this. I've had an iPhone in my ass like a coin in a slot, squatted, coughed, and clenched my sphincter around it like I was holding on for dear life lol. How long you do?
>>712474864
Shit man, we used to hide joints in the empty space between the inner plastic and back case art. "Imma borrow your CD fam"
Put sd under shingles on roof
Inside a wrist watch =)
>>712479366
i've never done any time. i've just administered a lot of drugs up my ass.
>>712479951
Yeah that's not the same at all
send it to space. get the most powerful model rocket engines you can get. tape or attach them all together in a bundle so that way the forces combined can get to space. put your micro sd card in a tupperware container and tape (maybe even super glue) it to the bundle. set those rockets off and watch that baby scream out of the atmosphere. who the heck would be able to find it then? once the heat is off of your back just go get your card and listen to the sweet bitcoins tinging against each other like music to your ears.
>>712480096
correct