Political Compass thread
https://www.politicalcompass.org/
Post em
Also obligatory
>>712461318
Actually the Molotov thing is really on point. I'm >>712460949 btw.
Noice.
>>712461963
You couldn't get a cuckiest result even if you tried. You just balanced the agree and disagree (on purpose or not).
You have no strong opinions on anything. Gratz.
top kek, only 1 point off of hitler
>>712462434
>>712459787
It's weird because I was in the same place on the left last month.
holy shit lol
>>712462389
I think I would be a lot more right and up if it wasn't for the questions on religion. I'm pretty conservative across the broad, with a mix of libertarian.
>>712462948
Cuck
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kinda surprised tbh
Do i lose
Funny results for a Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist.
Am I retarded
>>712464437
Even Marx thinks you should relax a bit there, comrade.
This gud?
>>712459787
I don't even remember half the questions lol
>>712464906
Nah, you an indecisive cunt mate.
>>712459787
real commie hours who up
>>712459787
And I voted for Trump.
>>712467067
Solidarity, comrade.
>>712467067
The first communist meeting will be next Thursday.
Report here:
935 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20535
EE. UU.
They will guide you to the appropiate room.
Too lazy, I'm one space right and six-seven spaces up
Thought I'd be a bit more fascist, national socialist here.
Economic Left/Right: -0.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.44
I'd say it's pretty accurate.
I can respect the top left square, at least some of them aren't pussies, but the bottom left is just the most useless idealist teenage fantasies, anybody in there needs to grow up.
>>712468576
That's not a very apropiate ideology for lazy people and chronic coach potatos I think. Well, they can always send him to a reeducation camp.
https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=4.13&soc=-2.87
>>712468832
bottom left square means "i have no idea what it takes to be successful in this world"
>>712468832
Surprised there isn't more "What's your political identity?" threads instead of the compass. I feel the compass inaccurately shows someone's views. Probably just because they're interesting to look at idk.
>>712459787
am I a fag?
>>712469213
I'm a quite successful marketer. Nice try, though.
>>712469213
But the bottom left square would include Elon Musk and Bill Gates.
>>712469419
Around the centres sure, but not very deep into the green.
>>712469213
Hey, if you say so... I'm over there and with nice well paid job and long term career plan, plus no debt, nice propierty house in a good area and a well thought out retirement plan where the correct amount of money goes to every month so it doesn't fall short when the time comes.
(I'm 29) - But sure. Let me prepare a couple Molotovs just in case.
Left-libertarian master race. Take that, fascists.
>>712469213
More accurately "I would destroy a society if I tried to run it".
>>712468832
To an extent, I agree. However, I was slightly in the green, only because I didn't feel some of the questions were absolutes. I tend to be more right wing on occasions, and as I mentioned in my post I voted for Trump.
>>712469213
>>712469785
>>712469370
yes
>>712470076
This guy gets it
>>712469809
Yeah, I think you are thinking more of what would be the red square. You don't need to be a convinced Anarchist to fall in the green one in this test as I've seen, the only "dangerous" one might be the red, which would represent old school Stalinist communism.
>>712469512
You're delusional. Both support strict regulations on corporations, think corporations should serve the common good, and strongly support equal rights.
>>712470033
Fascism is just right wing authoritarianism, may as well say you're just anti-right wing since communism is authoritarian as well.
>>712470033
Maybe too inciendiary for this board? kek
>>712470257
Apple who produces all their shit in thaliand? They want stricter regulations? Lol k.
Musk gets subsidies from the government anyway, he's brilliant but any social commentary he has is practically worthless.
>>712470220
Well the thing is all other squares have governmental structures that have proven effective in the past, what does the bottom left have?
>>712470406
He was a son of a bitch from the begining that earned his place by the shadiest means available. The result was to be expected.
I'm a dirty nationalist, I'm sorry Mr. Shekelbergstein. I will report to the nearest re-education camp.
>>712470495
>Apple
>Bill Gates
Full retard.
>>712470629
Obviously something new that should be carefully planned, as ALL other systems have proven to be flawed.
>>712470648
I think it's time for me to go to bed.
>>712470406
>Stalin
>good
I hope you really don't believe that.
>>712470329
Not every version of communism is necessarily authoritarian, ie. anarcho-communism, libertarian communism. Given, many are but not all. In any case, communism is the abolition of the state so full communism is anti-authoritarian, so really it's the socialism that leads to the communism that can be classified as authoritarian or not. I don't mean to sound like a dick or anything, just throwing in that not all versions are authoritarian. Either way I'm Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist sooo yeah I'm anti right wing in general.
>>712470817
Every system will be flawed, some more catastrophically so than others (bottom left).
>>712470329
communism isn't authoritarian in nature considering the basis of communism is a stateless classless society in which the means of production and property are communally owned as opposed to state or privately owned
>>712470629
revolutionary Catalonia was functional until franco shoved his spanish dick up their asses
>>712470968
see you on leftypol, comrade
>>712470968
>That would be Anarcho-comunism
Comunism, at least as we have known it is deeply authoritary. That would be, again, the red square.
>>712471000
So the only one we have not tried is the worse because....
What am I /b/?
>>712470968
Every form of communism/socialism that has been done has been authoritarian. Only contrasting example that comes to mind is Rojava, which has a very small population.
But you're right, communism in the textbook sense is anarchist, but that is even stupider than authoritarian communism.
>>712471030
> revolutionary Catalonia was functional until franco shoved his spanish dick up their asses
From a Catalan Anarcho-comunist, cheers for that comment. Either you are Spanish or really interested in XX century politics.
>>712470966
Some good, some bad. He brought Russia into the 20th century with his 5-year plans and did not play games with reactionaries who were counter-revolutionary and he led the Soviet Union to victory in WWII despite facing superior war technology of the Germans. However I think we was way too paranoid for his own good and went a bit too far with his ease to execute anyone who just said "I don't know about that, comrade Stalin."
Ok
>>712471423
>Every form of communism/socialism that has been done has been authoritarian.
I will kindly refer you to this comment:
>>712471030
Stalin did nothing wrong.
>>712471410
A faggot.
>>712471656
You forgot the holodomor.
>>712471410
a homosexual
>>712472260
Cool, I get a free safe space :^)
About what I expected.
>>712471423
Oh I'm aware. Personally I'm not sure if full communism in the anarchist sense that Marx envisioned it would work because you have people who would at some point want to bring back capitalism and single-handedly own the means of production of a certain product, transportation etc. Ive thought long and hard about it and I feel that full communism would likely develop into anarcho-capitalism because people can be ruthless when it comes to wanting more more more so there would need to be a state in place to punish capitalists and prevent them from bring capitalism back. Which technI call would be socialism I suppose unless the government could be sort of an overseer on the general communes and aid in fighting capitalists.
>>712471901
Kulaks deserved it.
>>712472322
Sure. It's a sunny bay in a place called Guantanamo. It's lovely, they even have a McDonalds there.
Wut
>>712472532
Fuck that man I hate Mcdonalds, if it were a Taco Bell I'd be cool with it
This grid is misleading in the worst of ways.
>>712472866
Boring faggot. No guerrilla warfare for you.
I honestly thought I was more centrist than this.
>>712472957
I only know that place. Anyway you should try the Waterboard speciality there. It's an all time classic.
Reminder.
>>712473188
Well I am pretty thirsty, I guess I can have a little water
I'd be farther up and right if it weren't for the questions on drugs, sex and religion.
>>712473275
Well, it wasn't as it was though by its main ideologist. Now tell me capitalism is not slowly collapsing.
Pretty much what i expected. Used to hug the left line but I think most people get more moderate when they get out of their parents house
>>712473426
IT WASNT REAL COMMUNISM MY PERFECT SYSTEM OF REAL COMMUNISM WILL WORK
>>712459787
I am the most centered man on /b/
i really shouldnt be surprised by the amount of leftist cucks on /b/
>>712474398
#trumpcup
>>712459787
>>712474398
Why is b so populist?
I'm almost Hitler
![chart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/30Yqd7Q.png "chart[1].png")
>>712473038
Gorilla*
safe space checking in
In between Hitler and Stalin, Nice
>>712468521
that's fine i guess
