Dubs or any post ending with 01-10 chooses what I say.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs or any post ending with 01-10 chooses what I say.
Send me nudes for /b/
>>712458061
Sorry this is out of the blue but, are you a virgin?
Did you know I'm gay?
I want to do the sex with you
>>712458388
>>712458399
DOUBLE WINNER!
>>712458304
it's about time we discussed the topic of adopting some niggers for children from africa. the raped when they were 7 years old and we'll continue that when we adopt them kind
>>712458388
>>712458399
>>712458473
Faggot
>>712458473
He don't need to know bby
My cock is skinny too. Like a pencil. Ih's really fucked up.
Maybe you should really show me you hope your bf doesn't see
>>712458801
Winrar
>>712458473
what he doesn't know wont hurt him.
>>712458801
Winrar
>>712458388
>>712458399
>>712458919
yo lets fuck on saturday
>>712458919
You realize those weren't winners, right OP?
>>712458801
Winner
>>712458919
All of us can do the sex
>>712459022
Dubs bro.
but I think I'm gay. can I do a sex in your butthole?
>>712458919
that whore loves the sex
ok give her the d
Cmon girl let me rawdog that juicy meat sock.
>>712459022
>Dubs or any post ending with 01-10 chooses what I say.
>Not winners
>What?
Also, WINNER!
May I see your boner garage m'lady?
>>712459022
Winner!
>>712459022
Boner
But freal yo, send vagoo plz.
Show me the kooterr first. Then we have the sex.
>>712458801
>>712458919
And the crows be watchin, and they be like cawk cawk!
Are you into the anal sex? Methinks you might be, tee hee!
>>712459500
Winner
I wanna tear you up kore than black lives matter tore up portland
lets just see a peek, so I can have something for tonight
>>712459500
>>712459405
based
>>712458061
you sound like a dumb whore
>>712459190
Reroll
Niggers tongue my anus
>>712459600
winner
I ate a child once... Ok twice. But the second time didn't count because they survived.
damn, my hole is aching for your thick meaty fingers.
>>712459689
I think we have reached a point in our relationship where I am required by law to tell you that I am a registered sex offender. funny story actually, involving a clown costume and a kids birthday party
>>712459689
Have you ever stuck a pencil in your anal canals? Thats what I feel like.
>>712459600
Rolling for: I am into buttsecks, as in, I want you to fuck me m8
>>712459689
come over for the sex pls
Are you a boy, or a girl?
Ravioli ravioli let me in ur vaginoli
>>712458061
Trump was the only logical choice.
>>712459842
edgy and unfunny
Allo gobnah! You up foh a goood spillywicket in the gahradge wit me willy?
(to be read in the typical british tongue)
I should probably tell you about the incident with the garden hose...
>>712459875
This
>>712459902
Winn
>>712459875
Roll
You know you want to
You'll hardly even notice it's back there. So skinny. Like Lindsay Lohan. But without the drug problem
Send nudes or I'll fucking kill you
>>712459875
roll
fug
Do you think I'm handsome?
>>712459875
Roll
>>712459980
Reroll.
>>712459889
What is your boyfriend's number? I'd like to talk to him for a minute ;)
>>712459889
Have you, by chance, seen the bee movie? I masturbate my pencil dick to that movie almost every night. Would you care to join me tonight?
>>712460088
WINRAR
>>712460088
WINRAR!!!
this thread is fucking blessed
>>712460151
roll
>>712459902
>>712459903
>>712459907
>>712459909
>>712460188
WINRAR
I fucking hate you, you permavirgin weeaboo faggot
>>712460088
winrar
Majin Buu is about to fuck me up and I need you to send me some spirit energy and pics of your tits
Send all them chill choking pepper belly beaner fruit picking sons of bitches donkey fucking law breaking assholes packing their spic asses back to old mexico.
>>712460220
im going to kill myself tonight through the honorable seppuku
I make big cum cums for you.
>>712460336
roll!
>>712460220
Let me in the back door
>>712460284
Reroll
>>712459875
rollan
>>712460220
I'm here to suck dick and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
i get sexually aroused by penguins
>>712460402
Winner winner
>>712460477
winrar
>>712460477
hahahaahahah winrar
>>712460220
But seriously, why not?
>>712459980
Ill try one more time.
>>712460088
>>712459875
>>712460127
have you ever thought about how we all die? i mean, nothing we do ever matters in the grand scheme of things. give it enough time and everyone will forget about what we do.
so, you wanna go shoot up a school with me?
>>712460284
Rolling
>>712460477
wins
>>712460602
winrar
You know if you think about it, pregnancy backwards is a story about a horrible vagina monster that eats a newborn child, digests it for 9 months, then feeds the liquified remains to a penis. Nature is goddamn beautiful.
I think about you at night chewing the eraser off my pencil dick.
Can I join you?
>>712460616
reroll
>>712460612
Oh fuck, I think I broke her.
>>712460220
Lemme padonk a donk, that giggle flonck you niggy bonk. Nah I'm sayin you bizzy on the heezy..... Lick my nut sac. You dirty bitch
>>712460708
winrar
>>712460708
Winrar
>>712458061
Send me nudes or ill hang myself...
>>712460612
I WANT TO JOIN! I SHIT MY PANTS EARLIER AND MUMMY SAYS I NEED A SHOWER! ALL ABOARD THE POO-POO CHOO-CHOO TO SCRUBS-TOWN!
>>712460684
Reroll
>>712460612
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's bust
>>712460809
Winrar
I honestly don't understand why people believe that all races are equal. It has been proven over and over that Islamic/Jewish individuals are inferior to their Asian overlords. Just look at the facts.
I sucked your boyfriend last week
It's ogre
I think I'm gay
>>712460947
Roll
>>712460825
Roll
>>712460684
Reroooooollll
>>712460988
>>712460999
Check em
this bitch clearly wants to fuck op and instead were all fucking around not getting him laid
>>712460612
Damn man.. get your shit together. Your loosing her pencil dick
>>712460999
This is the ultimate finisher
Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend. Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump.
"Stop.." Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away. Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured. He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Calvin?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep. "I love you." "I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered. "Do you really love me?" "Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten. "I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed.
>>712460684
Last reroll
>>712460612
Fuk u mean. I give you chopstick den I fuc you wit chopdick muddah asshole
you niggers cant read she is taking a shower ergo thread dead
>>712460988
>>712460999
>>712459980
TO all the anons:
I'm sorry this didn't last long. I thought it would.
I eat ass.. Like.. Alot of ass...the whole ass.. All of it...
I wish that Donald Trump would just one day show up inside of my house. When he does, I want him to insert his massive 12" dong into my dry anus. I then want him to grab me by the mouth, snap my neck towards him, then say "You can't stump the Trump," while he violently rapes my corpse.
>>712461452
reroll
I eat ass.. Like.. Alot of ass...the whole ass.. All of it...
>>712461452
roll
>>712460684
Why are you talking? Really, why post that. You're not benefiting the thread, you're not asking anything or sharing some shitty opinion, you're just wasting space. How is this possible? Is this what you want? To be this useless? Jesus fuck.
>>712461376
choose a different person to send the rest of the messages to. your mother/father maybe?
>>712461376
That's literally because your dumbass went ahead and post a bunch of stupid shit.
>>712461567
rolling for nan
>>712461567
FUCK NO. I ENJOY LIFE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
You didn't think about the smell, you bitch
>>712461629
Hey man, dubs or 01-10.
I respect the check.
>>712461651
well just literally anyone else
doesnt haveto be mother/father
just thought that would be most entertaining
wellrip
>>712461777
the trips demand it
I want your vagina grab my cock and eat my cum
>>712461376
Next time, just do dubs, or 01-10, or even more rare things, like even dubs. With dubs and 01-10 and you end up with a shitstorm of shit to send and they run off.
>>712461777
OH FUCK ME.
THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO TEXT DAMMIT. AND I'M NOT SENDING IT TO CRUSH UNLESS THIS POST IS DUBS.
>>712461853
Next time maybe?
>>712461908
send to nan
>>712461908
Start a new thread and send it to crush. This post is dubs.
>>712461996
I can't. She has a boyfriend, and I enjoy her company when ISN'T creeped out by me. Plus, she's studying for her biology classes or working so she probably can't even respond
>>712461945
No, I'm not sending it to my grandma.
>>712462162
rolling for nan
/thread
roll for nan
>>712462123
Fine. Send it to the fifth person is your contact list. This post is dubs.
>>712462162
just send it to random numbers
>>712462313
RIP
also roll
>>712462313
checked
>>712459875
this
>>712462329
I've tried, but I can't find any that respond. Send me some, and I'll probably do it.
I'm not lying.
I eat ass.. Like.. Alot of ass...the whole ass.. All of it...
>>712462123
Do it pussy, we brought you to the fucking page, and we can take it away. We will find you. We will destroy you. You got yourseld into this, and there ain't no pulling out. Now text the fucking crush you swine.
This post is dubs and go to sleep OP, you're done here, g'night
>>712462329
This, send to random people and hope for a reply
>>712462427
roll
rolling for nan
>>712462366
Winner. K, OP you have to send everything dubs to the fifth person down in your contacts starting now.
>>712462430
I just sent her a "Hey" text, she ain't responding.
Swear on my life.
>>712462442
Give me some legit numbers and I'll do it. NO CIA/FBI/NSA agents though.
>>712462524
No, this guy in my contacts list is a pussy, he'd cal the police on me probably.
>>712462420
well get a list of the posts that have made 0-10 or dubs, then we'll send you numbers to send them to
its just that theres some quality posts you will have skipped so i dont really want you to completely start over.
>>712462587
just text your fucking nan
>>712462621
I've found someone to send them to.
Link me the posts with dubs, I'll do it.
>>712462667
Fuck no.
>>712462707
dubs says text nan or kill yourself
>>712462667
>>712462667
rolling
>>712462753
Ha, faggot.
>>712462587
Well then just pick someone. We won't know if its the fifth person or not.
>>712462799
Winner
>>712462859
I might do that, but I don't know anyone who WON'T report me to the police for sexual harassment.
>>712462899
Winner
>>712462707
alright
>>712461508 -- (roll for) >>712461452
>>712461207
>>712460947
roll for nan
good meme guis
>>712462927
Your nan wouldn't do that, would she?
>>712462984
She wouldn't want to see me again, that's for sure.
>>712461452
roll
>>712463058
send to nan
>>712462966
i think thats all from beforehand
should we start making new rolls?
>>712463106
this one got rolled for and won 2 times.
N A N
>>712463163
I've found someone...
if he responds of course...
>>712458061
lol
Do you, my fair individual, happen to have a phallus that is smaller than the average one? Well, do not fret! You can have your penis grow by 3 inches just with this one simple trick! Your puny micropenis can grow! All you have to do is shell out thousands of dollars for an intensive penis enlargement surgery!
>>712458899
nice dubs
>>712463317
roll
rollin for dickpic to nan
Just let me jack off to you in my fursuit
>>712463354
re-roll
Something just happened to my family right now.
OP is out, this is fucking bad.
I'm sorry anons.
>>712463445
Give us the detes mother fucker
>>712463445
I doubt this, but if something really did happen, that fucking sucks. If you aren't lying, then I hope everything turns out well.
>>712463445
nan took a tumble
>>712463058
Maybe nan is a /b/tard too. She came for the memes, but stayed for the traps, idk. Just send to nan.
>>712463664
rip nan
(i know you arent op)
OP here, my nan caught me masturbating to lolicon and now she passed out
>>712463804
shouldve asked if she wanted to join in
>>712463804
Same happened with my wife except she got angry, not passed out
if anyone want to resume the thread, i have a number i think will reply
9045160075
>>712464370
Hello Jacksonville, Florida
>>712458473
That's not a "no"
>>712464865
not me
Can I lick your cat's anus?
>>712465592
Roll
>>712458061
I love big black cock actually, no joke