/b/ what do you tell a suicidal girl to make her smile
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/b/ what do you tell a suicidal girl to make her smile
her father died when she was a kid and her mother trades blowjobs for drugs
what do you say to someone who grew up in a poor country and will have to sell her body soon just to feed herself
>>712455583
Tell her it's the landing, not the jump that does it.
>>712455905
shes going to do it with pills not jumping
>>712455583
Noose to meet you
>>712456041
that made her smile a bit
>>712456113
Shweeeeeeet :3
>>712455583
Giving the dick properly and whispering to her ear ofc.
I'm as attracted to you, as you are to death.
Be strong and hang in there, friend!
>>712456280
that didnt work
>>712456319
she thinks youre retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_E0jE6Kb2Q
This
>>712455583
tell her she deserves every bad thing that happened to her and that by killing herself, she is just being a coward and wont face the "tragedy"
>>712455583
Ahhh... Drop dead? amirite?
To kill herself it will make her smile to get it over with.
>>712455583
right now a friend of mine is going through something. and im so scared right now. i legit want to cry. shes only 12. she has a full life ahead of her. idk what to do
Its alright. I agree with you. You should kill yourself
>>712456462
this was funny
>>712456503
she knows that already
>>712456509
she doesnt get it
>>712456596
im in a similar position
i dont know what to do either
>>712456650
she already killed herself in january actually
>>712456419
Guess what, you didn't dick her enough. Satisfy her goodly, you poofy cunt.
>>712455583
>Allahakbar!
>>712456419
I know that I'm retarded.
reincarnation is a fact. if you do it, you're just gonna come back as a starving african kid with aids because you didn't appreciate what you had this time around. Tell her to watch Wristcutters, and then make her listen to "Come On Up to the House" by Tom Waits.
>>712456871
i dont think shes ever been dicked
>>712457012
related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GugzLSbOQE
>>712455739
How would that make her smile ?
>>712457276
it doesnt
>>712457012
nope that didnt work
>>712455879
I have food
Wanna get in my rusty van ?
Im glad theres a 2nd amendment. 4 nirvana albums are enough.
/and hemingway was a bit droll
>>712457582
You didn't have time to watch the movie, liar.
>>712457662
she doesn't
Nudes or GTFO
>>712455879
>poor
>has clean clothes, new bags, clean hair, and maintained walking paths....
>>712457276
Made me smile
>>712458699
shes from eastern europe
>>712457809
i skipped a few scenes sue me
>>712459020
and?
there are plenty of trade jobs.
be a baker
a butcher
a candle stick maker
don't go straight to whore.... wtf
>>712459569
theres a reason shes suicidal anon
>>712459823
>>712456743
more like there was
>>712459823
butcher
baker
&
candle stick maker
didn't work out?
There are other occupations beyond rich heiress wtf.
>>712455583
Give my regards to grandma.
when a normal person take drugs he is "high" but when a jew take drugs he is "baked"
>>712459823
If that girl you're posting is the suicidal girl in question. Tell her she's too beautiful to deny the world her beautiful children.
>>712460623
easiest job is prostitute honestly
>>712461263
this was okay i guess
>>712461442
it is the girl i'm posting. and she's already dead
>>712461596
So you're just asking for things like "what could I have done to save her?".
>>712461933
not sure about save, but yeah id like to know what other people would do
>>712455583
fuck she's gorgeous
>>712461596
>she's already dead
I found a penny in a mcdonalds
>>712462308
i dont get it
>>712462133
shes okay
>>712462217
why does it have a hat
TITS OR GTFO
can't believe you guys are giving this suicidal cunt the attention shes looking for. probably not even a real girl.
>>712455583
can we go on a photography afternoon every week? we just walk around and talk and take pictures?
>>712462639
im not the girl
>>712462856
i dont think that would work coming from a complete stranger
>>712455583
hang in there
>>712461596
>that was okay i guess
you just did nat zee
>>712463011
oh so you're stalking her then?
Your welcome
>>712461596
>easiest job is prostitute honestly
Yes yes it is.
Do you really want to save someone who when deciding on a career asks "What is the easiest job"
Oh ya I want to hire that.
Great fucking attitude.
That is why those countries fucking suck.
"What is the easiest way"
not the best
not most needed
not most economical
not safest
just easiest.
Fuck off and die if that is your attitude cunt.
>>712463196
nope. i knew her
>>712463247
doesnt really help her now
>>712463177
2/10
>BEFORE CUT YOUR VEINS PLEASE CUT A ONION WITH THAT KNIFE IT WILL HURT BUT WONT LET THE BLOOD COAGULATE IN THE WOUND, MANY SUICIDAL HAVE SURVIVE BECAUSE THEIR DOBY HEAL IF YOU CAN PREVENT TO HEAL YOU WILL DIE :D YOU WELCOME HAVE A HAPPY DEAD
No one gets out of this World alive.
Give me a proper sauce of that bitch.
I bet she's russian, can't find shit.
>>712463531
what if she used pills
>>712463433
shes already dead anon
>>712463693
>JESUS DID AND ISAIAH OR JEREMIAH?? CANT REMEMBER
>>712455583
Don't take five advil when you could just take 2 aleve
>>712462124
Come to Germany, say you're assyrian, but can't speak syrian. Get instant gibs.
In all seriousnes though, I'm sorry for your loss, she looks like a really nice girl.
Don't do something stupid yourself.
>OHH FUCK... PILLS WELL DRINK PLENTY OF WATER AND AS MANY PILLS AS YOU CAN... HAVE A HAPPY ENDING CUNT>>712463758
>>712463758
good.
fuck her.
Death is inevitable
>>712463758
Let me guess this was all a social experiment about suicide
>>712463693
neil armstrong did
>>712463943
i think it was oxycotin
>>712463971
i dont think germany likes white people
>>712464044
wouldnt drinking a lot of water dilute a lot of the drug
>>712464065
i guess
>>712464099
yeah probably
>>712464282
whats a social experiment
>>712464403
woops forgot a pic
>>712464403
Assyrians are white and from the middle east, so come here, free gibs, even for eastern folks, even if it is only for a shorter time.
Otherwise just sell used panties on the net, maybe chaturbate. Get money, don't get fucked by disease ridden cock.
>>712464403
>I DONT THINK THAT THERE IS A SUCH LARGE AMOUNT OF WATER THAT CAN DELUTE A HIGH DOSE OF PILL IN YOUR BODY IF YOU DRINK A COUPLE GLASS OF WATER I DONT THINK SO... IF YOU DRINK A SUPPER LARGE AMOUNT MAYBE BUT THAT WOULD BE INSANE TO DRINK A GALLON LOL
>I MEAN PLENTY LIKE A FULL GLASS OR TWO, TO MAKE SURE IT GET IN TO YOUR SYSTEM FAST ENOUGH
>>712465028
what if i dont drink any water
>>712464822
sounds neat. im in america though i dont really need gibs
>>712462856
this is the cutest idea ever and girls would love to go on dates like this. like, walking around and taking pictures and going to a coffee shop. that hipster shit is lovely. everybody take notes haha
>>712465256
So how did you even get to know her?
>>712465256
>> FOR FUCK SAKE DRINK WITH MUCH LARGE AMOUNT OF PURE FUCKING BLEACH
Many men jack off to you
>>712465256
>HOLLY SHIT! DONT LIKE BLEACH TASTE AND DONT DRINK ANY WATER.. PERHAPS IS DEAD FOR NOT DRINKING WATER?
> OHHH HOLLY MACARUN IS RUSSIAN OK DRINK FUCKING BODKA
>>712465361
studied abroad in china for a couple months. we were at the same university
Get a pet so you have unconditional love and you have something to think about
Kys
>>712455583
i really really like this image
>>712465877
Ah, so she is basically the same as me? Studying and really unhappy with life. If I didn't have a GF I'd probably be with her, or the Bundeswehr right now I guess.
Well anyway, godspeed anon. There's no use thinking about what could've been. Look forward, better times will hopefully come at some point.
>>712455583
>/b/ what do you tell a suicidal girl to make her smile
"let me lick your clit for 20 minutes a day"
>>712455739
can you give me her moms number?
>>712457038
a girl that have never been dicked?
kek yeah ofc, and im the next king of england
Tell her you've got a 12 guage with buck shot..... in your pants
>>712465333
this
>>712466227
she had a cat see >>712464438
>>712466522
im not that unhappy. kinda sad right now since i found out she killed herself though
>>712466734
nice
>>712466751
are you really
>>712466556
that sounds terrible for me though
>>712466758
yeah ill tell her that
>>712455583
get on your knees and give me a blow job.
>>712457838
Fuck, I lost...
This is ybyl right?
>>712466978
Those lips! I'd love to lick cum off her sad little mouth.
>>712467637
who's cum though
>>712467106
what's ybyl
>>712467011
nope that didnt work
>>712467837
my own only.
>>712467837
>who's cum though
Mine preferably.
>>712467837
>what's ybyl
You boner you lose
sideways for attention
down the arm for result
>>712456888
Wasted trips
>>712467960
>>712468144
looks like you two have to duke it out
>>712468207
damn. well i didnt lose yet
>>712468288
she used pills not a knife
>>712468788
God damn it she's perfect! Why aren't there any prostitutes around me that look like that.
I wonder if she did CIM and snowballing.
>>712468788
woah it turned past tense?
>>712468788
>looks like you two have to duke it out
Hey... I'll accept his cum too, so long as it's off her body. Sharing is caring.
>>712469047
she OD'd before she resorted to prostitution
>>712469284
yep
>>712469429
whatever floats your boat
>>712469511
>she OD'd before she resorted to prostitution
That's a shame. She would have made a fortune!
Got any that show her figure a little more? I'd like to cum now.
>>712470206
this is all i got
>>712469511
so she dead?
Do a flip
send nudes
FOUND HER HAHA
>>712472156
ASIAN MASCULINITY WINS AGAIN NERDS HAHAHAHAHA
>>712472215
GET REKT FAGGOTS
>>712470979
Ummm... fuck! That will most certainly do.
Shame it isn't clearer. Perfect tits.
>>712472275
Keep 'em coming... i still want to cum on her face.
> /b/ what do you tell a suicidal girl to make her smile
No idea, but I'm def going to masturbate to her later.
>>712455583
>youre beautiful like the kind of i would make you breakfast in bed and bake you cookies beautiful
>>712462639
I can't believe you're posting an ugly moocow in comparison to OP's dead girl.
>>712457038
It's not to late :^)
>>712472156
>>712472215
>>712472275
koreanfag here. witnessed/
>>712472156
>>712472215
>>712472275
oh my god
"Chin up!" *Treads rope around neck.* "Alright; perfect.
>>712472275
so is she dead or not
The future is not the past.
Tell her before she offs herself to have sex with as many random men as she can. If she can't make herself smile, she can at least try to find happiness in the eyes of other men she pleases.
Put that pussy to good use and do something for others for a change. It's not all about you, you know.
>>712476382
And the future isn't what it use to be.
Don't bother. It's not worth the effort, no matter how well she sucks your dick.
>>712456596
She's 12, why do you even know her?
>>712476802
Shsq both agrees and disagrees.
>>712477058
And you teach us stuff.
>>712477480
we use to date till we decided its best to see other ppl. were still friends and i cant make her happy and theres no hope in her left
>>712462133
No, she kinda fat
>>712477822
Assuming that you're allowed to be on this site. You should kill yourself like OP's girl.
Tell her to post nudes, shes gonna die anyways, nothing matters.
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>712455583
reminds me of a situation i was in, unfortunately i didnt know this girl irl, so there was no way i could tell what she was thinking, you just gotta stick with her, hang out with her a lot, do fun shit, keep her interested in life, no need to give her hugs or shit like that but if you're hot, that's a plus i guess
>>712455583
Honestly OP fuck that problem child Not worth it.
I've had the same issues with a chick just kept bringing me down eventually moved on from the girl.
Get some positive vibes in your life.
>>712477717
No one cares if she agrees. Does she honestly care if she agrees about how to make other men KNOW what makes them happy? Men are men and nothing will change that. She didn't have a father growing up, seems like having older men in her life could fill in that emptiness and make their day. Besides, at least older men have both maturity and a sense of understanding problems of the youth, so there might be some kind of direction to give her ideas and insight of what she wants in her life. And nothing bad is going to happen when you willingly give another man sex and making it easy on them.
>>712477911
noone i know actually obey what age they goto for a site. dont think everyone is adults. i just want to do what i can for my friend
>>712477808
Only thing I've ever taught was to be lazy and make enough to stay lazy.
>>712472156
>>712472215
>>712472275
OP here. No way. Where did you find those?
OP underestimated the power of horny keyboard warriors and search engines.
>>712478871
Well this is interesting
>>712478508
Get off my board you underage piece of shit.
OP got cucked?
Do A Flip
>>712455583
Hang in there
>>712456503
>involuntarily dropped into a shit hole
>IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THAT FOR 75+ YEARS YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO GOT FUCKED OVER! SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH YOU!
Why this mentality is so prevalent I will never understand. If you were sentenced to life imprisonment right now, would you just go "ah well"? Fuck that, having a choice in the matter is the only real freedom we have in this life. If you enjoy life, good for you. But don't think that gives you a say in how others feel about theirs.
Fake Thread
ABANDON!!!!!
Well it was a great thread to fap to. Really pretty girl. Don't know wtf is with the suicide thing you're talking about...obviously OP was spreading pics for our dicks.
>>712455583
Tell her you'll meet her on the other side with a rose
what the fuck happened in this thread
>>712455583
i bought u a rope and a stepstool
>>712464403
Wtf
>i dont think germany likes white people
Hang in there
>>712483507
they only like brown people now
>>712457276
under rated comment
WAIT OP I FUCKING KNOW YOU
>>712455583
>>712455739
>>712455879
Don't be a selfish bitch, sign your organs off to me
>>712486167
who is he
>>712486507
Not he. I know the girl. Her names Brooklyn and she's an attention whore
funny >>712462308 because
YESTERDAY I watched Lizzie Borden dose a penny with LSD and then left it in an east to find place at a McDonalds.
>>712455583
Look at muh peenie WEEEENIE!
I'd tell her "you're going to die"
>>712486985
that circumcisions went really badly
>>712486985
Your penis has a penis.
>>712486985
No wonder your gf wants to kill herself, that thing must be a bitch to get hard
>>712455583
that she has cancer
>>712457276
Kek
>>712480351
Actually yeah he's right dude. What loser gives a fuck about what age the sites for? That's like going to pornhub and pornhub says you cant go in if you're under 18 and you obey it. No fuck off with that dumbass shit. Seriously wtf am I meant to do for fun?
Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.
She won't even feel it. Alternatively, you could full a bathtub with warm water, then put her in it and toss in a toaster.
>>712478871
>ITT: Op != total fag
she's so beautiful
>>712464403
>poor
>addicted to oxycontin
Pick one
If you can afford oxy you're not poor, just foolish with managing your money
>>712478871
looks like someone got cucked
>>712489504
Oh just read the thread
No wonder it's dead
>>712455583
Find something to get you through your dark period, maybe even if it is an addiction that isnt too destructive but dont give up because it gets better eventually.
These pictures are older than time you attention cuck
>>712455583
Rape/murder her
Make it look like an accident
>>712456011
She's a faker. You don't actually try to kill yourself pills. It's like a 5%chance of success. She just wants attention, probably needs it. Give her what she craves.
It'll all be over soon
Look on the bright side, suicide
