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Faces of /b/ thread
shit i left mayonnaise in the sun
So, I am curious. Why do you people do this? The anonymity is kind of the point of b.
>>712453035
Because some of us find it entertaining. Breaking the seal of anonymity for the duration of a thread, so to speak
>>712453428
WHERE IS THE OTHER EAR
>>712453428
ugay?
>>712451714
CHARLES?
>>712453428
Would give you my ass to fuck me, anon. You're hot!
>>712451714
white ass nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdPHC6yAKU
>>712453537
good question no idea
>>712453753
no
>>712453935
nice
>>712453307
this. and really on the off chance that you might encounter someone you actually know. no revealing details are ever posted regarding identiy, so beyond putting a face to a post, the anonymity is still there.
>>712451714
>>712451714
pretty face. how do those nipples look like though? and feet too
>>712454406
You look like a smooth potato.
>>712453035
because people wanna have sex with the cutest face they see
>>712455155
got a clearer pic?
>>712455155
dam 9/10
>>712455155
>>712455274
both 9/10s (heart eye emoji)
>>712455202
nah only other pics i take r on snapchat 4 my hoes and all on fb old af xd
Hunting last week
>>712455500
>"last week fucked around and got a triple double"
Dubs and i post my face
>>712455601
last week fucked around and posted my picture sideways
>>712455418
mike?
>>712456196
u look like that kid that wants to be cool but ends up being annoying no offense xdlol
>>712456168
Lower
>>712452773
Is this CGI?
I actually took a solid minute fixing my hair and taking multiple photos for strangers on the fucking internet who I will never met
>>712456540
Also yeah I know I look like a serial killer, people used to tell me that too
>>712451714
Are you me?
>>712455896
nope
>>712456537
CGI?
>>712451714
I'm not a robot..
>>712451714
Is your best friend Ferris Bueller?
>>712456772
what is it then??
Swag
>>712456867
Computer Generated Imagery...
>>712456537
it's just a dude with a dirty ass face.
>>712456196
Would ravage with my fat cock
>>712455181
I wanna lick your sweaty pit
>>712451714
>>712458100
Show fat cock and maybe I'll let you, senpai
Honest rate please. No negativity, just suggestions.
>>712458455
ye
>>712458580
cut hair and new clothing choice
I'm addicted to heroin.
>>712458664
Nice bulge but I wanna see it all, senpai
>>712458580
Wear clothes that fit, ditch the hat, cut your hair. Other than that you look like you're probably pretty good looking.
>>712458580
you ever hear of a band called DIIV?
>>712458743
Lower camera and show cock plz
>>712451714
You look like my friend Dominic
>>712454375
Do something with that hair bro
>>712455418
Look like a cool bro
>>712455500
School shooter
>>712456540
Handsome kek
>>712456884
Handsome
>>712458580
Gorgeous yo
>>712458743
Handsome
sup faggots
>>712458766
I will tusken raid your ass
>>712458743
Keep doing you man. Don't feel bad about being addicted to H, the media makes it seem much worse than it actually is.
>>712458950
Raid my ass raw, daddy
Why am I a kissless virgin?
>>712458372
big boob alarm
>>712459250
Idk I'd def suck your cock
>>712451714
Why do you look so familiar?
>>712458872
>School shooter
LMFAO, best response someone here has given yet
>>712459116
fuck you. my friend let his life be destroyed by it. it consumed him and made him lose sight of things like his smokin' hot wife and 3 year old daughter on top of losing his well paying job of 15 years.
do you know how heartbreaking it is to see a good friend tumble from the top to rock bottom and still come crawling to you asking for $20-30 to 'pay his electric bill', knowing good and well he was just going to use it to score another high?
fuck you.
>>712458904
has your foreskin been removed perchance?
>>712459779
Fuck you
>>712459779
ugh people like you are just awful. Get outta heeh ya fuggin buzzkill
>>712459778
>>712459775
>>712459250
>>712458904
>>712458580
gee, what ugly faces
>>712460050
lol
>>712458580
Pretty cute, wish you were facing the camera though.
>>712459250
Ew why would you wanna kiss girls, faggot?
>>712459778
Pretty hot, if that's actually you.
>>712460050
You'll have to fuck me if you want to know ;-)
To that guy who posted his perv face before the last thread closed. I concede, that was truly a magnificent pervy face, I could not compete.
>>712460109
people like you are fucking awful. how much of a retarded yankee do you have to be to have you shitty new england accent come through in your typed dialogue?
faggot.
>>712456540
let's meet. do you live in the los angeles area. ill slurp up your hot dog in a blink of an eye
>>712459532
Kek basically
>>712460009
Handsome
>>712460235
Adorable
This cunt
>>712460252
baby face
show nipples instead
last one. then i am going to bed.
>>712460413
Oh hey cutie
>>712458372
>>712460505
Sup anon
>>712460501
Please post shirtless before sleep?
>>712458904
fuck me please, I will worship you
>>712460501
>hi /6/
>>712460711
http://handwritinguniversity.com/members/courses/level100/day-1-slant-in-handwriting/
>>712455418
fuck me and I will worship you
>>712460857
We'll fuckin post your Kik then faggot
I mean yeah I need a shave, but surely I'm doing something else wrong?
don't even ask about the shoe
>>712460216
nice...
>>712461009
You're Gorgeous
>>712460996
u post urs, don't want people to know mine:p
>>712460553
8 at least, cute as hell
>>712461146
Lol typical pathetic fag
>>712461189
thank you
Pls don't copy pasterino
>>712461382
Cutie patootie
>>712451812
hawly fawk - brandon is back
>>712461382
Will you fuck my sissy ass plz
>>712461471
Topkek
>>712461382
ur a cutie and 10/10 would fuck
Sup
>>712461652
Adorable
Another one
>>712460553
Any clearer pics?
>>712461921
More please sexy
>>712461742
Thanks
>>712461652
Will you fuck my trap ass?
>>712461974
my computer camera is shitty
>>712451714
hii
>>712462299
tranny?
>>712462375
I have a very feminine penis
1
>>712462299
Show off that body a bit and I'll forgive you, gotta see what that figure is like
I think im a pretty cool guy
>>712462489
2/2
>>712462310
your bangs just made me melt
>>712462590
thaanks I cut them myself
>>712458372
that fucking angle though
>>712460857
ha you werent talking to me earlier, that was some random anon. show me what you look like and maybe i will fuck you
R8 me nigs
>>712461088
well that was confidence boosting, thanks man
>>712462310
trap / 10
>>712462893
nope it's a girl
>>712462735
lol
>>712462636
It shows.
>>712463030
sorry, is a strong and brave woman
>>712463065
That double chin though
Yo what's good fam?
Well i WAS gonna get some food but theres been a murder on my street and the cops wont let me leave...now in hungry and stuck inside...im dying
>>712463148
lol and?
>>712463123
Keep drinking your h8erade anon; you're just compensating for your lack of bangs
>>712462824
Rreeereeeeeeeeeeee someone rate me and what race do i look like
>>712463180
The landwhale is starving without 4th dinner.
>>712461009
>>712463180
Oh shit, how close?
>>712463255
try a different angle that one isn't flattering
>>712463364
Yea im not fat
chubby at best
>>712463454
Chubby at best. Landwhale at worst. Nowhere near thin. Nice photoshop.
>>712463180
You insensitive bitch! Someone was just murdered and you have the gall to say you're dying cause you can't go out to get food?
>>712463454
check your cholesterol levels; seriously when you sit down do you get a huge solid melon on your tummy like you were preggers. GROSS.
>>712463454
Dude id put a baby in that
>>712463443
Like 3 houses next to me..
Not very shocking. The area is a known gang related area and the guy in the house was a real shitbag..i guess another gang member shot him right in the face in the middle of the street...i say im all for them killing themselves off
>>712463685
Idk if there'd be room
>>712462824
RATE THIS SUPREME GENTLEMAN
>>712463583
I never said i was thin.
If i was gonna photoshop a pic id make myself thinner than that lol
>ITT a bunch of basic white people trading compliments and getting their attention fix
kys everyone
r8 me and bee nice <3
>>712463752
Exciting, you should be out there getting pics
>>712463845
You would but you couldnt thats as thin as you could go
am i cute?
>>712463781
Kek who wouldn't want to tap this
>>712463452
better?
>>712463636
I really dont gove a fuck about who was murdered
..i dont know why i should...just scum on scum violence
>>712463938
Got any other pics? Seen this one a dozen times
>>712463962
um try different eyelashes too those ones are all wonky looks like you trimmed off your hair and hot glued it to your eyes. show shoulders too
>>712463885
Its cold and raining. The bodies been long gone too...its just crime scene investigation stuff now
red leader standing by
>>712463963
wasnt serious bro cmon now, do people actually really use exclamation points anymore?
>>712463928
Uh no...im 145 pounds....im not that big lol
>>712458372
Land whale alert.
>>712463938
Use a different picture bruv
>>712464223
height?
>>712461053
Shoe on head
>>712464105
>fake eyelashes
>girl
>>712464198
I did think it was odd but im hungry and irrational
>>712464169
10/10 would pork again
>>712464223
How tall are you?
>>712464275
Im 5'5
>>712464275
>>712464342
inb4 lies about height
this is just an attention whore who got booted off /soc/ for attention whoring too much nothing to see here
>>712464123
Too bad, I'm sure that would have been a nice gore fix for you
>>712464223
I'm 6'1'', 140 lbs at max.
Models my height are 135, get your over weight in control jesus.
>>712464353
FAT
>>712464353
holy shit she actually admitted to being fat. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>712464409
Yea would have been a damn good post pic....sucks that i was napping
>>712460337
Thanks m8
>>712463454
I like how you ignored the guy asking about the murder but responded right away to the guy calling you a whale
Help feed my ego!
or don't, your choice
>>712462310
Post more pls
>>712463166
Daddy
>>712464105
theres my shoulders, my eyelashes are extensions cant rip them out for you right now, anything else wrong with me to point out?
>>712464518
Dude she has big bones, she didn't admit to anything yet.
>>712464619
bad eyebrows worse mascara. and what the hell is up with all these droopy derpy eyelashes tonight?
>>712463882
0/10 why is everyone covering their faces in a faces of b thread??
>>712464691
how about your bloated coke nose
>>712463180
holy shit kys u fucking cake face fuck
>>712464408
Any proof of that? This one seems to be attention whoring by the book
>>712464619
Eye brows fucking look like some glued on felt.
>>712464619
are u using contacts? Ive never seen eyes like that. 9/10. very cute would bang
>>712464582
By any chance, are you Algerian?
>>712462708
Yeee haha
>>712462890
No problem man
>>712463882
Daddy
>>712464256
Hahahaa yeeeaa buddy
>>712464537
No problem bro
>>712464582
A Thornberry?
Any South African niggas here?
>>712464626
I call this one the "hey, what's that over there??"
How is everyone tonight? <<<<<33333
>>712465059
Are those water droplets on the ceiling?
don't
>>712465082
>>712465025
nope mexicaniets
>>712464814
pretty sure my nose looks like that from the lighting
>>712465154
I'm surprised by how early it still is tbh
>>712465137
Holy shit. You are absolutely Fucking gorgeous. Like damn. You look like a serial killer. Would fuck and suck / 10
heyy
>>712465059
john belluci/10
yay another one.....
>>712465255
I'm feeling the same way tonight! I think because I woke up early. Did you wake up early?
>>712465253
I'm pretty sure you actually look fucking fine
>>712465137
>>712465282
SAME FAGGIN
>>712465296
nice skin/10
>>712465357
Depends if you consider 9am early or not. Don't have much choice once the kids are up
Does this hat make me look gay
>>712465172
I work in a restaurant. It's the freezer.
>>712465435
Nice try.
>>712465253
The eyelashes almost make me wonder if your a trap.. i think because i'm not imaginative enough to see you without them.. but if not your hot
18/m/wa
6'2"
>>712465496
Nah, you make the hat look gay actually
>>712460659
ok
hii
>>712465485
It would be early for me. I don't get up until 10:30 since I work late
>>712458743
I'd get high with you. Might let you fuck me if you were really agrrssive.
>>712460009
Would fuck.
>>712460216
What the fuck is wrong with your mouth. You seem like you'd be really annoying.
>>712460553
You could be hot, or it's just a really good picture of you. Quality is too shitty to tell.
>712461053
Very aesthetically pleasing.
>>712463882
If that's you, you seem too be pretty attractive.
>>712463938
Yeah, you're cute.
>>712465615
Thank god I was worried i didn't for a moment
>>712465633
You look like the cozy child of the stay puft marshmallow man. Would use as a pillow/10
>>712465633
Get off the internet and get into the gym. you have a cute face don't ruin it by being chubby
>>712465570
Pls cut that hair. WA too lel
>>712463419
kek'd
>>712460009
THIZETHAN.
>>712465564
w/o eyelashes... I know, that's why I wear them
>>712465154
Your face is just amazing
>>712465699
Sounds nice, what do you do?
>>712465629
You have small hands. I want them.
>>712465840
looks better this way honestly.
>>712465615
Kek
>>712465770
Glad I could help bro. Actually you look like a pretty cool guy
>>712465840
shmeel mah benis leik u smel fingehr ;)
>>712464619
Your hair is so nice
>>712465840
dont get them so long next time your super cute without them
>>712465840
So fucking cute
>>712464619
pretty normally, but dont try so hard it doesnt help you out, it hurts/10
>>712464691
pretty adorable
>>712465137
my nordic skyrim character/10
>>712465154
bangs are adorable/10
>>712465253
holyshitgorgeousfuckmenow.jpg
>>712463180
lovetheeyes/10
>>712461053
prettycute, like the short hair>>712460216
>>712460553
big forehead, but you look nice otherwise
>>712460216
really nice eyes, im a fan of the hair as well
>>712458372
chill with the cleavage, we will notice if you have nice tits without the angle.
btw im >>712465296
>>712465137
I hate your facial hair, but damn. You're hot, dude.
cuk me
>>712465997
thank you
>>712466068
thinning hair/1
>>712461053
damn you looks like a skinnier version of my ex
>>712466085
There is no chill for the cleavage damn it. The angle wasnt purposeful to do anything. Jesus fuckin christ.
>>712465570
>>712465816
It's only gotten bigger since that pic.
Here I am, rate
>>712466261
You're adorable.
>>712466347
please post a new picture/10
>>712461652
cute<3
What are you playing atm?
>>712466217
just saying you dont have to highlight it, even if it wasnt purposeful. take a normal picture, guys will notice your boobs if you have them anyway, im just saying it so that you avoid attention whore comments, also im being real with you
>>712458580
10/10 would shoot up a school with
>>712466431
Here you go
>>712459779
This. Drugs are recreational, they can be abused, but they are fun.
Heroin is not fun, it is not recriational, its fucking discusting.
Users are victims, dealers are taking away lives for petty cash.
>>712465570
Never seen a white guy with hair like that...
10/10.
>>712466622
beautiful eyebrows/10
legit me
im ugly help
>>712464518
145 at 5'5 really isnt that bad for a female js.
In fact 135 is the "healthy weight"
wat it do /b/
>>712466622
still not new you fucker ive seen this too
>>712466657
Heroin is not fun? Its the best fucking drug ever
>>712466810
You're really cute actually.
>>712465879
Thankss. I went to a dermatologist recently and never knew I actually had skin issues. Now that they're fixed I feel much better about my face!
>>712466877
get help.
>>712465253
you look great
>>712466841
Hahaa you're great(:
>>712466877
This
>>712465894
I work in real estate :)
>>712466437
Thanks anon. Just trying to sleep
>>712466985
Whatever it was it clearly isnt a problem anymore.
>>712466845
Oh okay here you go
Rate
>>712466997
Loser.
>>712466950
nope. I take off the glasses and the beenie and its ruined
Im on the left in this pic, gimme a r8.
>>712467193
Disagree. You're really cute
>>712465966
Thanks
I keep getting shit for my shorts but I think they're rad. People who say otherwise are just system slaves x)
>>712466085
btw anyone wanna rate? i look more like pic related on a regular basis, my hair isnt normally nice and up like the other pics
>>712467185
says the heroin junkie. enjoy a continuous downward spiral, my friend.
>>712459250
Because you like nigger music.
>>712467135
there ya go nigga
>>712467305
Cute. And cool shorts
>>712467305
You're cute and I love your shorts. But your shoes on the other hand.... A bit disappointing
>>712467309
I'll enjoy that downward spiral with you, as a team
>>712467123
>
You're super nice thank you!!
>>712467305
Moar
>>712467135
You look like a Persian transvestite
>>712467407
I have very few pictures of just me, the rest are with my girlfriend and I look like a complete mess in every single one of them
>>712467496
sorry famalam, i don't hang out with druggos. sincerely hope for the best for you though.
>>712467266
tell me how
im a greasy baby
>>712465
That's me.
>>712467305
>>712467615
I switched up my appearance since that's all people care about these days haha
>>712467036
Oh nice. I do landscaping myself so the season is pretty dead now. If it wasn't for kids I could sleep in theoretically
Rate me fam
>>712467309
I'm not a junkie actually. I did it 3 months ago. I'll go on a binge and do it 2 or three times a week and then stop for a good while. Addicts are actually gross. The urge is kinda always there, I can't lie. But it doesn't affect my life or moods at all. I prefer to do psychadelics more often, but there is no high like heroin.
>>712467305
>>712467615
>>712467760
here's another
>>712467213
you look like an angry lesbian
>>712467784
From what the MLS says June is the hottest month for sales; so May is the busiest for us.
List in May. Buy in January!
>>712467616
Is that good or bad, because to some people on here it could go either way
>>712467843
You look like an edgy teenager. Not a good look. Choose clothing that doesn't distract from your natural state.
>>712467760
>>712467843
I think you look great.
>>712467824
well i am all for people doing whatever they want with the body that is their own, so long as they can keep their shit together. but really man, i hope you don't let it take you under. i just know i've seen too many people succumb to it and it's very depressing to see unfold.
>>712466985
But besides that, your facial structure is 10/10
>>712467923
I'll keep that in mind, thanks
>>712467843
You look great. Dont take fashion advice from other dudes. I mean, unless you're gay maybe.
>>712464619
I like the hair, I like the eyes
those are your best qualities
>>712467307
Jp?
>>712468011
okay how about this one
