ITT: We poorly describe video games and others anons try to guess wich game is
I'll start:
> Blue walls
> You can eat some kind of power up pills
> There's ghosts
>>712441801
Battletoads
>>712441801
> you play as someone named Zelda
Is this right?
>>712441801
pacman
>red haired guy
>trying to fuck princess
>stupid redheaded bitch with coke-bottle glasses fucks it all up
>Travel through time trying to fuck princess
>Eventually fuck princess while redhead bitch fucks robot
>>712442267
Nope
>>712442382
Yeah! Nice one
Another:
> Vampire
> Wings
> Jealous brother
> Not more wings
>>712441801
>colored blocks raining from sky
ohshit.lookout
>suddenly the blocks on the bottom disappear
>repeat
>demons and shit
>like 7 guns or something
>guy makes faces
>pew pew
>>712442528
Chrono Trigger right?
>>712442661
You got it :D
>>712442647
mass effect
>>712442647
Doom?
>>712442647
doom
>>712442595
Tetris probably?
Other:
> GTA with horses
>blue dude does circles
>mustache dude
>robots made of animals or something
>>712442794
>>712442800
>>712442824
Doom
>>712442919
Sanic
>>712442560
sonic
HURR HURR DURR HURR DURR is le Sonic REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712442919
Thats Mario
>>712442978
>>712443001
what gave it away?
>>712442877
ding ding ding
> Hacker
> Bugs
> The game actually is a bug
>>712442877
what about GTA with tetris mod
>>712443159
Watch Dogs?
>>712443052
>mustache dude
>>712443218
well played
>>712443159
mario but with niggers
>>712441801
>Be a /scix/ faggot in weeb land
>build zap zap
>zap zap actually a small big zap zap
>kick it into high gear and trip out
>"what the fuck happened? how do none of you remember me? why are our stories not the same?"
>best/worst girl is alright, boy is better
>continue to trip out to try and save childhood friend
>"I want to die, i face no consequences."
>revert trip outs and eventually go to start of the game.
>fix the start of the game
>feelsweirdman
>ESK
>>712443052
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIC
> Some oldman dies
> You earn a farm from that oldman
> you can flirt girls
> You must work all days
>>712443349
final fantasy?
>>712443453
kek
>>712443497
Stardew Valley
>12 years old
>balls
>plant fruits
>water costs a shit ton of money
>healthcare is free
>>712443543
no, is book gaem
>asses
>pew pew
>robots
You're a guy in a war but your side is losing. You try to kill this one guy but something bad happens and you go to a different country where you sleep alot. Eventually the bad side wins, one thing leads to another and you get blown up.
> Creatures with elements
> Lighhouses
> "Lets turn off the lighthouses"
> "Lets turn on the lighthouses"
>>712443970
titanfall 2
>>712443699
Nope
>>712443970
Duke Nukem?
>be happy kid
>get superpowers by accident when your friend was supposed to get them but turned over to the edge instead
>go from world to world in order to somehow fix the fact that stars are dissapearing, something that is never elaborated or explained.
>>712443349
steins;gate?
>>712443970
Overwatch?
>>712444141
yes, and Kingdom Hearts
>based off a good game
>good game made by same company
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""skill""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>712443349
Time Hollow?
>>712443840
Pokemon?
>>712441801
Multiplayer players of this game:
>niggers
>spics
>children
>neckbeards
>faggots
>Jewtubers
>'OMG LOOK AT LE THIS!" people
>a combination of any of the above
>be me
>wake up in a castle
>there's these German guys trying to kill me
>got to escape
>>712444519
yeah!
>>712444609
Call of duty
>>712444609
one of these two:
minecraft
garry's mod
>>712444623
Return to casttle Wolfenstein?
>>712444609
Overwatch :^)
>>712444690
fug, should have been less desciptive, you're right
>>712444258
Winrar
>>712444763
Ayyy you got it
>>712444136
Nope
>>712444136
Nope
>>712444623
Wolfenstein
>arrive in city
>do some shit with some resistance movement and some /x/fags
>have weird powers
>have some weird guns as well
>spooky skeletons
>die a lot
>>712445087
half life 3 has powers in it?
> Can rape girls
> If you get pregnant you lose
>>712445381
Minecraft
>>712445381
I assume this is Ghosts and Goblins
>10 characters
>throwing piss
>pew pew pew
>f2p
>made by faucet
>arrived in hometown
>foggy and streets are torn
>gotta find my brother
>>712445381
Demon souls?
>>712445591
Silent Hill Homecoming?
>>712445463
Nope
>>712445491
On the right track
>"Cheers love"
>"I have 5 fucking gold metals"
>be immigrant in Murrica
>go back to home country
>do some shit with rebels
>>712445849
>>"Cheers love"
Overwatch, I swear it's Tracer that says that
>>712445606
Close but not quite
>>712445741
Yeah you got it mate
>>712446044
ding ding
>In the rear with the gear
>Many memes are born
>Space but also underdeveloped...?
>Please build more overpriced energy crystals
>>712441801
>Win lottery
>Lose brother
>Clean up
>You Died
>>712446298
Dark souls
>AFK freeze and face your cell
>>712446298
Call of Duty
>zombie apocalypse
>4 random people try to survive
>its a movie in the end wtf
>>712446556
L4D
I'm a mghty pirate.
>>712446613
yee
>super car
>soccer
>>712446915
dude try harder, rocket league.
>Wake up with all your shit under attack.
>"we need your help anon"
>"he's really bad"
>Discover you have mystical powers.
>travel a lot
>murder robot
>You realize you were huge dick in the past
>Go back to being mega dick?
>Blow up shit or rule it.
>The choice is yours.
>>712446406
Resident Evil.
>be me
>have friend/nemesis who laughs a lot
>have no real superpowers
>Secret agent.
>Sneaky.
>>712447728
Metal gear solid
>apocalypse
>radiation everywhere
>travel a lot
>>712447935
Fallout?
>>712444505
Hearthstone
>>712445507
TF2?
>>712447169
KOTOR?
>>712448247
yep
Got any jokes, /b/?
Inb4 "Your life lol"
niggers n shit
pimp shit
ill have two number 9's
>>712444505
csgo
>>712447728
Splinter cell
>>712448535
my life
>Take pills and police dont attack you
>steal everything
>overdose
>eat rotten food and puke
>cats everywhere
>you yell a lot
>Spiky hair
>lots and lots of fighting/screaming.
>>712448999
>>712449000
>>712449144
oh shit trips back to back and dubs.
>>712446171
star trek
>you must bake to appease the gods
>>712449000
We happy few
>FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM
>>712448999
Those trips are no joke though
>walk into new room
>hope to god that you don't get bumrushed
>RNGesus says fuck you
>you say fuck this shit i'm out
>>712445949
Far Cry 4
>>712441801
>little kids
>alien invasion
>kids probably died at the end
>>712450005
Binding of issac
>>712450726
Good choice, but nope.
>>712441801
>kidnap animals
>dogfight animals
>get money for winning
>is government approved
>>712442877
red dead?
>tfw only game in the series that allows you to play as 2 characters at once
Probably an easy one, but what the hell.
>bunch of fish
>fish are leonard nimoy
>fish talk to you
>fish fuck in front of you then die
>>712445507
p sure there's only nine
>>>712451212
Seaman?
>>712441801
>amazing immersive world
>2 player game
>competitive
>involves combating your opponent through an intense fight of hitting a projectile with your character back and forth until one player is unable to hit the object
>at this point, the one who was able to hit it every time gets a point
>>712451401
yea
>Naked child
>Children poop on you in cutscene
>>712451517
Pong?
>>712451594
yep
>Parents die
>Severe trauma
>Pills
>I can see death people
>Where the fuck is my cat?
>>712451665
Dude, that has to be hello kitty island adventure
>"godzilla is approaching the generator"
>>712450937
GTA something
>>712451831
Nope.
>>712451665
Alice Madness Returns?
>>712451665
FranBow
> arrive to a planet
> get lost
> kill monsters
>kill shit
>harvest shit
>stare at stats
>make shit
>repeat
>>712452125
Winrar
>>712451976
No
>>712451774
Close enough
>Yell at flying lizard
>Flying person invented by giant fucker
>>712441801
>learn basic survival skills, and how to fight and craft shit
>adventure for a little bit
>stand in one spot forever
>>712442560
Soul Reaver
> drive expensive cars
> kill people
> rob places
> shoot guns
>>712451816
>"The generator is losing power"
Godzilla game that came out like 2 years ago. It was shit.
>>712452293
>>712452522
>Mom is god's bitch
>Try to kill son
>Son escape and kill mom
>Son kills satan
>Bible
>>712452803
HEY FAGGOT I ALREADY DID ISSAC
>>712452803
>Naked child
>Children poop on you in cutscene
>>712452803
right here bud
>>712450726
>>712452733
>Wife and child
>Oh shit wife is dead
>Figure out I'm hundreds of years old
>Kill my child in a fit of rage
>>712441801
>roll some fucking ball around
>pick up shit
Fuck the police coming straight from a garage.
Starring some painters
>>712453077
fallout 4
>>712453330
aaaah, don't ruin it
>>712453185
Katamari
>>712453503
winrar
>>712451562
HOLY WHAT I NEED THAT GAME... for science
>>712453077
Max Payne? I never finished the game so I wouldn't know for sure. But that's the first thing that comes to mind when you mention dead waifu.
>>712453643
The binding of issac
>>712443997
Wolfenstein
>>712453445
part of the thread though
>and other anons try to guess wich game it is
sorry though
>wake up
>kill shit
>>712453947
Hatred
>>712444609
Lig
>>712453330
Yep.
>>712453932
I invented the rules, Anon.
>Hey, i'm gonna make a big turd, don't touch shit, especially that big red button there
>Press button
>Puzzles
>Nuke
>>712453994
no try again
>>712454194
Fuck, I know what this is but I forgot the name. Is it called "Dude, don't touch anything?"
>>712454152
then how is it ruining it?
>>712454194
Please don't touch anything
>>712441801
You know the game with big rolling things and their is no people
>>712443497
Harvest moon?
>>712447640
Batman Arkham
>>712445381
Undertale
>>712454323
Yes, kinda, >>712454364 is winrar
>>712447728
Hitman
>stranded
>jumps around
>makes bad decisions
>keeps falling from great heights
>still alive
>>712451212
Semen
>>712450005
Enter the Gungeon?
>>712443349
kingdom hearts?
>>712443497
harvest moon
evil brother
exclamation marks !
clones
A hind D?!
>>712454865
Nope.
Hint:
>them feels on the endings
>every time
>>712445087
Dishonored
>>712442560
Castlevania
>on an island
>get some loot
>die randomly
>"I fucked your mom."
>friends with rodent
>yell at rodent to do shit
>rodent rarely listens
>too fucking expensive
>>712455271
Rust.
>>712452614
Donkey Kong
>>712455332
Winrar
>>712443159
Dayz
>This, is a bucket
>Dear god!
>There's more
>Noo!
> drive expensive cars
> kill people
> shoot guns
> law enforcement
>>712450861
Pokemon
> also, you rob places
>Lost 30,000 men in a blink of an eye
>world just fucking watched
Dora superstar adventures
>>712455691
>spawn in
>mine into a cave
>slowly become prosperous
>mine a little further into the cave
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT GIANT MURDEROUS INSECTS
>>712455691
MW2. The only good COD game.
>based on this guys dream journal
>random shit happening every 5 seconds
>grey man appears and follows you sometimes
>wake up
Dora superstar adventures >>712455942
>Be medieval dude
>Have sword
>Having sword doesn't matter
>Die
>Die
>Die
>Die
>etc
>hats
>>712456026
Dora superstar adventures
>>712456047
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
>>712456047
Chivalry
>>712456052 TF2
Astronaut goes underground to inflate dinosaurs with a bicycle pump
>be north cal douchebag
>Kidnapped
>Escape
>Loose mind
>Acquire bloodlust
>drive off cliff
>children of the corn aliens
>wtf quetzacotl
>all in ur head
>>712456278
Dig Dug?
>>712456278
Dig dug
>>712456372
Bingo
>>712444505
tf2
>>712456316
Sanatorium
>>712447728
Goldeneye
>>712456005
bo 2 was good i liked zombies
>shoot guns
>rob places
>kill people
>drive expensive vehicles
>law enforcement
>Go to town
>almost die
>get to other town with some fag i decided to follow
>his family tells me to go to a mayor of another town
>guy who works for the mayor tells me to go to some abandoned cave to get some rock
>later i find i have some powers
>old dudes scream some sort of weird shit in a language i dont even know
>suddenly i have to visit old dudes.
I made this extremely easy, guess pls
Also check em
>>712456521
winrar
>>712441801
>Ellen Pages's Mushroom Hunting Unlimited
>Fall down a hole
>stomp on things
>shoot things with your feet
>>712456530
MODS
>>712456552
gta
>>712454654
Mayro
>Be Nigga
>Riding dirtbike
>On train tracks
>Chasing a train
>All you had to do was follow the damn train
>in a house
>house is you
>fight enemies
>enemies are you
>time travel but not
>shoot other players online
>"""""""""""""""""skill"""""""""""""""""""
>>712444042
Golden Sun
>>712456748
We have a winrar, come on down and get your cookie
>>712441801
twitch. alexiaraye
this girl is crying on twitch and raking in the donations laugh at all the lonely people donating
>go out
>do things
>>712457117
Nobody cares, anon.
>exist
>>712457142
Sounds like the opposite of what everyone on 4chan does.
>wavecheating and fun-canceling
>>712445437
Rape play
>getting eaten is not hot
>but it won't stop
>>712347265
T O P K E K
>>712456565
Skyrim
>appear in middle of desert
>need to get to top of mountain because reasons
>get to top of mountain
>get sent back to beginning
Will he genuinely impressed if someone can get this
>>712456834
Train Simulator
>>712457525
Journey
>be
I doubt anyone can get this one
>>712457608
I tip my hat to you good sir
>>712445437
Real life: nigger mode
>>712457274
Brawl
>creepy place
>creepy things coming after you
>watch creepy things
>close doors to protect self
>cunt fanbase
>>712445087
Infamous 2
>>712457525
That's either Journey or No Mans Sky
>>712456850
Super Hot?
>survive but not
>kill but not
>guns but not
>blood but not
>>712457936
luigi's mansion?
>>712445087
The darkness 2? Never played it but remember seeing trailers
>>712441801
>Crash on some planet inhabited by shitlords who throw their garbage everywhere
>walk around
>find little red faggot machine that produces little red faggots
>throw little red faggots at shit and make them carry it
>gotta blast
>>712444505
has to be hearthstone.
>>712453947
Hotline miami???
>>712457936
FNAF
>cancer
>>712454194
Keep talking and no one explodes
>>712458582
Ding ding
>press start
>load up really shitty rectangular open world
>basically dreaming
>weird shit all over the place
>game consists of random events throughout a day cycle
>Game can end at any time
>Day can end at any time
>jumpscares
>weird shit everywhere
>makes no sense
>has no storyline
>you literally just walk around until you get finger-fucked or fall off a ledge
>>712458598
FNAF
>over-hyped garbage
>"""Multiplayer"""
>everyone who played Spore knew better
>>712458460
Pikmin
https://discord.gg/63rDp JOIN
>>712458690
LSD?
>>712458690
LSD Dream Emulator.
>>712458736
No Man's Sky
>>712447728
My sims agent, duhh
>>712454194
Don't touch anything
>>712458949
go it, too easy.
>>712449144
There use to be more butterflies.
>die
>repeat
>>712456834
I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>712458598
League O' Legends
>Engrish
>side scrolling shoot'em up
>Sega Mega Drive
>>712459205
Dark Souls?
>>712459224
GTA San andreas
>>712449282
dragon ball
>>712458690
Life
>>712459224
GTA San andreas.
>>712459272
Winrar
>>712441801
Pacman
>>712459529
You're a little late, bucko
>>712449396
cooking mama
>Hot high school grills
>Ninjas
>Button mashing
>Animu
>>712458802
>>712458864
good wins
>>712447169
Shadow the hedgehog ?
>>712452447
Old Guy's Paper Five: Rim the Sky: the Return of Scatman Smithers
>>712451216
"poorly describe"
I tried to make it confusing
>blood
>gore
>blood
>gore
>blood
>gore
>blood
>gore
>blood
>gore
>blood
>gore
>blood
>gore
>blood
>gore
>fighting
>ninjas
>Game starts with cutscene
>You're standing in front of satan-god thing and he's pissed off at you
>you're one of his servants
>three others from your squad witchu
>big satan-god sends his three minions to take away your 3 companions
>Kills you
>You resurrect from the grave
>Go on killing rampage trying to get your companions back
>gargoyles and shit
>dynamite and shit
>can kick the zombie's heads around like footballs
>kill big shitlord satan boss at end
>>712459851
Mortal Kombat?
>Oh no I died
>Wait, nevermind
>Blue man talks to me
>He gave me super powers
>Tells me to kill shit
>I kill shit
>>712459986
Winrar
>Baby tries to kill itself
>Dad tries to stop him
>dark knight
>hate self for being dark knight
>fucked over by king
>become paladin
>unknown black magic knight becomes rival
>black magic knight is brother
>ofuk.jpg
>becomes ally
>goes to moon
>kill moon dude
>happy ever after
>>712447169
Shadow the hedgehog ?
>>712460351
Whos Your Daddy
>>712460507
Winrar
>Be robot
>Grow plants
>Be adorable
>>712444681
which one faggot
>>712460840
Grow Home
