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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY I have been practising black magic for

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my /b/rethren
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i hatespics I hate jews ii hate lesbians I hate mongolids
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>>712439920
kill me pls
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>>712440223
reroll
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>>712440223
reroll2
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ravioli ravioli give me the death i deservioli
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Roll
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>>712440223
reroll 3
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>>712439920
>implying you have the necromemeicon
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>>712440223
Cmon kill me ffs
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>>712440223
DO IT!
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Using a pic of Mary Bell to try and be edgy.

Posting like it is 1995
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last time i asked for death and got it and it never happened... rolling anyway
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>>712440223
KILLLL MEEEEEEEEEE
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>>712439920
66 get
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roll this ravioli
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>>712440223
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>712439920
66
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>>712440223
I WANT TO DIE
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I got 77 few days ago in the thread, am i still getting my moneyz ?
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roll
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77. I want to die.
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$$$
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>>712440688
Shit!
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>>712440223
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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eh
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>>712439920
give it a shot op. i can deflect if i want. which means it will bounce off me and hit you.
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Lets try it
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Win win scenario. Rolling
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>>712439920
rollin

havent seen one of these posts in a while
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>>712440688
66
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>>712440223
Fucking kill me already
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GIVE ME THAT SWEET 66
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Roll
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>>712439920
both seem like a win to me tbh
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>>712440777
SELFCHEKED
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>>712440888
Lol
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>>712440223
END MY SUFFERING
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>>712440223
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Ded
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66 to die violently :(
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Want to die plz
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Im pulling the trigger
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Win win
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I want to be rich
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Roll
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I died twice already
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66 get
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roll
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Lets go
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66?
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>>71244121
reroll
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rolling
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>>712439920
rolling g
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Why not
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Very successful at self delusion and retardation.
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roll
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Rollimg
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rolling for pain and death. Can't wait to get rid of these feels.
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>>712441214
Reroll
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>>712441451
reroll
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alright lets do this
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>>712441666
Winrar
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Roller coaster
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Gimme that 66
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>>712441451
rerolling
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go
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fucking kill me please
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wfsa
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Reminder that if you can't believe in magic as an alternative to god because you're going to hell
Also roll
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rollin 4 death
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6 6
6
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66 get
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>>712439920
roll
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
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can i get 66 this time
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>>712441666
WINRAR
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>>712441666
hahahahaha you are dead faggot
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>>712441666
Owned
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>>712441666
i believe u.
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>>712441666
is 666 a even worse death?or does he become satan now
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>>712441666
I'm devil so I knw m8s
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lol
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fuck it

heil hitler
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>>712441666
Can i become ur apprentice please
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why not. gimmme my moneys
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Gimme that sweet sweet 66
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>>712439920
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>>712439920
Donald Trump will be assassinated
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>>712441844
fuck me
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what do you know about magic foo
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>>712441872
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death pl0x
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gib me a móney
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>>712439920
bad thread op, this kind of roleplay is for /x/
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D E A T H
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>>712441918
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c'mon i wanna die you bitch nigga
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plz sir
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>>712441963
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Lets hope I drown in pussy
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>>712441888
Holy shit trips confirm
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hmmm lets play
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i want to die please
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fuck me up the ass with a solid piece of granite
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Roll
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>>712439920
faggot
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Definitely worth the roll
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roll
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REEE
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when will death come get me
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>>712442027
Gud un dia :^}
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reroll
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$
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Monies plox
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Rollling alan
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>>712442321
Reroll
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Gib geld judix
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>>712442000
Those tripss. Also rerooll
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i need that 66
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>>712439920
im actually this desperate
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ass
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>>712439920
Bullshit, "practicing black magic" is the opposite of the first rule of witchcraft "An it harm none, do as ye will"
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give a poorfag some cash
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>>712439920
nothing to lose
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Rolling
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>>712439920
roll
i want to die
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worth the risk
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>>712440223
roll..
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>>712442660
so god damn close i will suicide then
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MONEY MONEY MONEY
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sexy 66
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K
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The magic don't exist or like they say in México Guacamole taco burrito frijoles
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>>712439920
Kan u pleze kile me. I whant 2 dye!
k Thanks <3
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>>712439920
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Roll me daddy
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God wills it
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rrollllling
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Fuck it
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Roll 66
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:v?
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I am Wiccan so the Goddess will protect me. Just did some nice protection spells. Bring it on.
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what have i got to loose
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I need a box of cookies ima hungry
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Roll
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>>712439920
OP's a fag
>I'm magician, look at me post
>I like sucking dick
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roll
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>>712442547
Rules can be broken. This person probably isn't a practitioner anyways.
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>>712439920
meh, wth. Roll
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>OP
>(You)
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wait I am a child of God, what am I doing here
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>>712439920
win win
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Goddess protect me
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Give meh da moniez
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>>712439920
rawl
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With my luck ill die
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Kill me faggot
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>>712439920
For great justice
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>>712443148
Once more
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I'm poor, pls.
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fag
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>>712443562
Again
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>>712443577
Kek
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>>712443577
Winrar
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>>712443533
Reroll
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Kk
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Jew nigger
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give kill
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Here we go
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>>712439920
m'kay
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Hmmm
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roll
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Roll, roll, roll the dice!
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roll
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>>712443765
Motherfucker.
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Go go go
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It's all about the timing guys.
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Hope
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Fake af but rolling anyway
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Yaaaas
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I need TP for my bung hole.
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>>712443956
Rero>>712443917
ll stop teasing me reeeeeeeeee
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Ffs
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>>712439920
Seven, heaven. Check 'em.
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>>712439920
sure
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>>712439920
Gambling is fun
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Rolling
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Dank
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Guys ,just time it out.
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Nyass bo diddley
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Rolling for deatherino
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This thread is cancer
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>>712439920
>>712441888
Do you really think you can beat KEK? Sevens will show you.
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Shiiiet
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>>712439920
Rolle
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Aids
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>>712444366
Haha! See ya faggot!
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please let me die
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>>712439920
release me
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Bring it on
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Black magic woman
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>>712444433
Hey, it fucking worked one way. I wonder if the algorithm filters for KEK, Trump and so on at this point.
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im waiting
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kek
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77 get
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aleister crowley man
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>>712444584
Goodbye cruel world, and praise KEK.
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66 get
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Roll
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>>712443577
>>712439920
Well anyways, thanks OP for making me not poor anymore. It's so nice being decently wealthy.
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this isnt real
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rrrrooooooooooooooooooooolliiiiiiiiiiing
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try man tryyyy
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They see me rolling
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Posting cousing pics to have good luck
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Got quads 6 yesterday on a similar thread. Still waiting on my double death.
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I love Doctor Who
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Roll
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rolling
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Still rolling
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>>712444706
Now for the 77, meaning I have to get rich tomorrow. Praise KEK.
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Bamboozled
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sounds like a win/win situation
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either is a win for me
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roll
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>>712439920
fuck off magic nigger
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op is a lying nigger
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>>712445000
Praise KEK, he will grant me the sevens I need.
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>>712439920
Check em
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>>712445153
Rich tomorrow, baby. Two sevens, KEK be praised.
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>>712439920
need help tomorow
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>>712439920
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Kill me
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>>712439920
i have court tomorow
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>>712445315
Retry
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rollllllllllllllll
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still, want anything!
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77 pls
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Kill me
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>>712439920
There is no such thing as a violent and painful death. Death cannot be experienced consciously. I don't know why people don't understand this fact.
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Come on
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rolling
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rollerino
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No
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>>712445263
Really?
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KILL MEe
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rollL
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Come on dude
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>>712445554
Offby1 one more reason to die
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roll
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Hate to be a pink knight, but this shit is gay
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Rolilililirororo
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rolllllll
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>>712445525
Maybe a double avatar will do it? Praise KEK.
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clearly bullshit but il roll for teh lulz
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rolelelelelelrino
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ROLLLLLLLL
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If 77 I take soros place and remove globalism
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Fuuuuuuuuck me jerry
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Get
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ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>712445658
How about a triple avatar? Come on now, don't be greedy.
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ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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nigger
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>>712439920
Let's do this fucker
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rollng lul
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Roll.
make me rich pls
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Fuck me
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Rool
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>>712445754
Some sevens? Am I going to have to go through my entire collection here?
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rollololol
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Rollng
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Welp my gf left me cause i didnt have enough money.. ill take either gladly
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>>712445863
Ok then, game on.
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>>712445916
Are u serious kill me pls
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>>712445932
Seven of sevens.

>>712445916
Same here, friend. I already rolled sixes though >>712444366
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>>712445976
Oh my god this world hates me so much its not even funny
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Meme me
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Get em
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>>712446088
Not eights. SEVENS YOU FUCK.
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>>712446098
Fk it
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come on im poor
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>>712446244
Real fuckin' funny, KEK. SEVENS.
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77get
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I put a curse on all of you. You will all live in poverty until the day you die.
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>>712439920
complete faggot-pasta
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77 pls
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>>712446382
Sevens. It'll only get worse from here on out.
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>>712446452
Reroll
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>>712439920
77
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i rolled a 77 last time and got no money you fucking hack
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>>712439920
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>>712446488
Sevens! Not fucking eights again. REEEEEEE-
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77 g
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>>712446553
Reroll 2
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>>712446634
SEVEN
AND
SEVEN
NOW.
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got 77 in the last thread
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>>712446452
Second reroll
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help me
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>>712446721
77.
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>>712446774
Last reroll
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>>712446935
You can't let me be rich before I die? What's up, man?
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Please end my life
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kms
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roll
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>>712447031
Number of man, give it twice.
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>>712447114
GIVE ME MOTHER FUCKING SEVENS, KEK. STOP FUCKING AROUND.
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>>712446943
Ok, last reroll this time
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>>712447229
Alright then, see you.
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>>712447059
Reroll
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Please grant me the sweet, sweet release of death.
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>>712441666


winwinwin
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>>712447302
Three sevens?
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>>712447287
Last time this time
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>>712447411
+66
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>>712447557
Not enough. 77.
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>>712447450
I just want a 77
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>>712447716
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>>712445835
Reroll, kill me then
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>>712447816
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